Southern recorder. (Milledgeville, Ga.) 1820-1872, March 07, 1871, Image 1
Vol. LII.
MILLEDGEVILLE, GEORGIA, TUESDAY , MARCH 7, 1871.
No. 9.
T H E
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ijp.yrrits't).
LIFE’S ANSWER.
What art thou, Life?
I am a treasure, l.nt
By many dead, that many living heed not,
am the scroll that be.ars a message, sent
By many dead, too many living read not.
Read thou it w-.ll, for I would have thee know
I am no dream, whatever else I be!
None read so well as they who read and do—I
Who doth his part , he also readeth me.
Not for great thing-alone my message Crieth,
Nor little things alone for it are meet.
The vale close by the mighty mountain lietk;
Se, mix' d w th joy, some sorrow too is
sweet;
Li7e, I lien, thy life, that when this scroll doth
end,
Its message still tliou shall both keep and
lend.
L. B. MOORE.
Oh, deem not they are blessed alone
Whose lives a peaceful tenor keep,
For God, who pities man, hath shown
A blessing for the eyes that weep.
The light of smiles shall fill again
The lids that overflow with tear-;
And weary hours of woe and pain
Are promises of happier years.
There is a day rf sunny rest
For every dark and troubled night;
And grief may bide an evening guest.
But joy shall come with early light.
Nor let the good man's trust depart,
Though life its common gifts deny;
Though with a pierced and b okeu heait,
And spurned of men he goes to die
Fur God has marked each sorrowing day,
And numbered every secret tear,
And heaven’s long age of bliss ihall pay
For all his children suffer here.
—Bryant-
I. W. WHITE,
-Iffai-nrti -at-Afaw.,
M1LLEI)GEVILLE, GA ,
Will practice in this and the adioining counties.
ty Applications for HomesU-ad Exemptions
under the new law. and ot.',.- r business before the
(Lurtof Ordinary, will receive proper attention.
October 13. l-hir!
For the Speedy Relief j
AND PERMANENT CLUE OF
Cons u in p t i o ii,
I3roia.clo.itl3,
ASTHffiA, COLDS, |
AND ALL DISEASES OF THE
LINGS, CHEST OB THROAT!!
The EXPECTORANT is composed exclu-j
J- kively of Herbal and Mucilaginous products,
which
FfifineaLe ihe vq hi.:, of th Litr, i
causing- them to throw of the acrid matter which
collects iu the Bronchial 'l ubes, and at the same !
time forms a soothing coating, relieving the irri I
t l tion produces the cough.
The object to be obtained is to cleanse the organ |
•*ill impurities; to nourish and strengthen it!
■wnenii has become impaired and enfeebled by dis-
®* ,e; to renew and invigorate tin- circulation of
the blood, am] -• lengthen the nervous organiza-
,lon - r he EXPEC 1 ORAN 1' does this to an as-
tomriungdegree. It is active but mild and con-
S®mal, imparting functional energy and natural I
•treogth. h afi'ords Oxygen to vitalize the blood,
*nu Nitrogen to assimilate the matter—
izf's tne nervous influence,
producing quiet aud composure.
TO CO\>l'.?II*TIVES
o« invaluable, as it immediately relieves the dil-
M,t breathing and harassing cough w hich at
‘•ads the disease.
i CIS ASTHAIA
p a specific—one dose often relieving the dis.
essirig choking, and producing calm and pleas-
repose.
FOB CBOTP
pi.?5 ller should be without a bottle of the LX
Bn -RANT in the Lou^e. w e have numer-
* ^rfili- atcs of its having relieved, almost in-
“t.y.the little sufferer,when death appeared al
most inevitable.
nOTHEUS BE ADVISED!
j Keep u on Band!
loo* disease requires prompt action ; as
w Uh8 l * i(: hoarse, hollow cough is heard, apply
remedy, and it is easily subdued ;
15lT DELAY IS DAKGE!tOl'§!
»rf?" P ^ fc properties of the EXPECTORANT
l 'nuleent, nutritive, balsamic, soothing and
d tl * ' " i braces the nervous system aud pro-
ce * pleasant and refreshing sleep.
IT EXHILARATES AND RELIEVES
gloominess and depression.
Containing ail these qualities in a convenient
concentrated form, it has proven to he the
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®ver offered to sufferers iiom Pulmonary diseases
Prepared by
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j 11 , AUGUSTA, GA
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TnE MOUNT CEN1S TUNNEL-
Auother of those stupendous accom
plishments by which the last decade
has been tendered singularly glorious
has been announced. With the depar
ture ol the old year the great tunnel
thiongh Mount Cenis was completed,
and Fiance and Italy brought into fa
cile communication with each other.
The project which for many years was
the dream ot leading Continental states
men, and which the illustrious Count
C’avour so warmly promoted, and which
has occupied ten years of arduous labor
under the direction of the most skillful
engineers, has been consummated.
The DGth of December dates the time
when this great undertaking of piercing
a lofty mountain cs.me to its triumphant
result, ami the workmen ot both sides
sh ok hands in mutual gratulations- The
tunnel is seven miles in length; “a work,”
in the* language of an intelligent writer,
‘‘ot thirty years, according to the most
sanguine expectation, has been crowded
into ten by the inventive genius, fidelity,
skill, and application of the engineers.
Samnieiller, Grattoni, and (’apello.”
Alas! that France cab not at once en
ter upon the use of this way through
the mountain, in the interest of peace
aud civilization, now that its completion
a result which she so eirnestly longed
for, has come. May it herald the dawn
ing of a new and better peace for her, an
era of freedom and true growth. It cau
not be that such an accomplishmest of
civilization contrasting ao vividly with
the barbarism ol the war now desolating
the fertile valleys of France, is no omen
of a belter state of affairs, The nation
stricken in the midst of its seeming
splendor and greatness, and saourged
almost Utito death, may derive new
courage from I ho nation which il sprin
ging into new life and casting aside the
baubles and falsities of the past.
That is * right spirit which would
have us ‘ receive the omen which comes
to us in this season, consecrated to sen
timents of benevolence, friendliness,
aud Christian exultation. Let us ac
cept it as an omen of the reality' of Ita
ly’s resurrection, a* the assurance to
France of a new and nobler aivilization
to be borne out of her recent chasten
ing any labor pains.” And let the
world receive it also as a new omen of
the progression of human thought.
Mind is accomplishing a victory over
matter. Man is asserting now more
than ever before bis dominion over na
ture. His triumphs ou the battle fields
may bring about better things than
were known before, but the “baptism
of blood and fire,” oh, how terribla!
His triumphs in the peaceful, flowery
fields ol science and philosophy accom
plish a thousand fold more aad challenge
only the love and gratitude of nations.
Vanity is rather a mark of humility
than pride Vain men delight in telling
what honors have been done them, what
great company they have kept, and the
like, by which they plainly confess that
these honors were mote than their due,
and such as their friends would not be
lieve, if they had not been told; where
as. a man truly frond, thinks the honons
below his merit, and scorns to boast.
Those who think themselves high-
spirited an will bear least, as they
speak, aic often even by that forced to
bow most, or to burst under if; while
humility and meekness escape many a
burden and many a blow, always keep
ing peace v,ithiu, and often without,
too.
The best humor is that which con
tains most humanity, that which is fla
vored throughout with tenderness and
kindness.
THE HAUNTED SHIP
In the year 1853 I was first mate
of the “H.,” a three-decked ship of
about fifteen hundred tons burden,
lying in Mobile bay waiting for a
cargo of cotton. Our sailors, twenty-
four in number, were all colored
men, pretty fair seamen generally,
but, with four or five exceptions, wo-
fully ignorant, and correspondingly
superstitious. We had been in the
bay between three and lour months,
so the spars and rigging had been
thoroughly overhauled and put to
rights. I was sitting in the cabin
one evening planning out work for
the ensuing day, when my second
mate, a rough old seaman of the
packet school, requested an audi
ence.
“Well, Mr. K., what is the mailer
now ?”
“The matter is, sir, that those
darkeys forward there are getting so
scared that unless we do something
to or for them they won.t be worth
shucks; some of them ain’t good for
much now, and there’s no use in
having the rest of’em spoiled.”
“But what are they frightened at ?
I have never heard anything of it
before now ?”
“No! they were afraid to say any
thing lo you about it; bu' for the
last month they have a yarn about a
headless ghost going around the
decks at night, groaning at an awful
rale. Some of’em say it’s a darkey
without a head, and others say it’s
a white chap with a black face ; but
whatever it is, there they are, afraid
to come on deck after dark or stand
anchor-watch alone.”
“This is a strange piece of busi
ness. If there is a ghost aboard 1
should think it would first pay its
respects lo the quarter-deck. Do
you think any of the rascals are
playing tricks ?”
“No, sir! the knowingest ones is
the most scared. There’s Boh and
Jackson ought to knov- better, but
they both swear they saw- it in the
middle-watch last night; just told
the third male so.”
“Well, suppose we go and inquire
into it.”
We went forward together, and
came down so suddenly upon the
sailors that they evidently thought
two ghosts had arrived instead of
one. After the alarm and confusion
had subsided, I told them what I
had already heard, and asked for
further information, which was read
ily furnished by a dozen eager vol
unteers, who, now that their tongues
were loosened by auihoriiy, seemed
anxious to outrival each other in their
tale of horrors It is needless to re-
peat their stories ; but about half of
them had seen the ghost in one of its
forms, and all of them had repeated
ly heard the groans. Bob anti Jack-
son, my two best men, who were
acting as boatswains, positively de
clared that they had seen it in the
forecastle on the previous night,
standing up against the bill where I
was then leaning. This bill, a tim
ber about a foot square, coming down
through from the upper to the main
deck, near the middle of the fore
castle, was painted black up to with
in a foot of the deck, and the re
mainder of it lead color. On either
side of it, in the spar-deck, was a
bull’s eye to admit light, and there
were several nails on which were
hanging various articles of clothing.
“You saw the ghost standing right
here, did you
“Yes, sir! right where you are
now, sir!”
“Was the moon shining last night?”
“Yes, sir! quite bright in the mid
dle watch !”
“Did you speak to or try to catch
the ghost ?”
“No, sir! wouldn’t do such a thing
for the world!”
“If you had, you would have
found out that the ghost was nothing
more nor less than this bitt, with the
moon shining through the bull’s eyes
on it and on the clothing you see
hanging there now. I never knew
of a ghost that didn’t dwindle into a
moonbeam or a piece of linen.”
There was a general look of in
credulity upon the faces of the crew,
and one of them mustered up cour
age lo ask:
“But how about the groans and
noises, sir ? ’*
“O, some of you snore loud, and
all the rest is imagination.”
Finding that argument or persua
sion were of B no use in altering the
opinions of my crew, I left them af
ter giving the following admonition :
“Now, men! in the first place,
there are no such things as ghosts;
and secondly, I wish you to under
stand that there is no ghost aboard
of this ship; and if you can’t be
made to understand it in any other
way, I’ll give you the fun of hunting
all night for it. You know what I
mean. Good night.”
Having given the second male his
orders for the following day, I sat
down Lo think the matter over, and
“ask myself a few questions,” as the
sailors say. One thing that had
puzzled me was now accounted for.
Several of the men had come to ine
for permission lo be transferred -to
other ships that were ready for sea,
but this I had attributed to the char
acteristic restlessness of the class.
My ship was considered a good one
for sailors; they were well fed and
kindly used so long as they behaved
themselves ; had plenty of work to
do, so that there was no time lor
growling or fomenting discord.
It was the ghost that made them
anxious to leave the ship. There
was no fear of their running away
ashore, because, in those days, if a
colored man could not show his free
papers in the South, he wai presum
ably a slave, and held as such; but
theie were many ships in the bay
that were short-handed, and it was
no uncommon thing tor men to be
spirited away from one ship to an
other, when the latter was going to
sea early in the morning. Mates of
ships were not very scrupulous about
the manner of filling up their crews
in those days, as I well knew. Hav
ing pondered over all these things
carefully, and not seeing any pres
ent way out of my troubles, I turned
in, trusting to fortune for the future,
but at the same time I resolved to
keep an extra look-out whenever any
ships were about getting ready for
sea.
Things progressed as usual aboard
of the ship for several days, and I
heard nothing more about the ghost;
but my own time was coming. One
evening I had given my junior offi
cers permission lo absent themselves
from the ship, and was sitting by
myself alone in the cabin awaiting
their return. Being tired of my
book, I sat dozing in a chair, when
my reveries were disturbed by a
sound like a half-smothered groan,
that seemed to come from the for
ward part ot the cabin on the star
board side. I was wide awake in
an instant, though scarcely able to
credit my senses. The groans were
distinct enough, and were repeated
in about the same interval that is
required for a human breath; still,
my light did not burn blue, nor did
the ghost appear. As I listened the
sounds came nearer, hut seemed lo
rise up from the lower between-
decks. 1 felt assured that the men.
knowing my officers were absent,
had airanged this plan to try my
nerves. Without any further con-
sideiation, I slipped of! my shoes,
trimmed tny dark lantern, armed
myself with a good slick and started
in search ot the ghost. Going to the
main hatch, the only one open, 1
went down between decks, and,
hauling the ladder tafter me, pro
ceeded aft. where the noises could
he distinctly heard; but before
reaching the mizzen mast, they came
apparently from my feet. This was
not pleasant, but my pride was a-
roused, and if there was any trick in
the matter, it would not do for me to
back out without discovering it; so
I went back lo the main hatch again,
and down to the lower deck; hut
this time 1 did not take the ladder
away. Flashing the light ahead of
me, 1 went caretully along, gu irding
against 3urpiise. This was need
less, for, upon reaching the locality
of the sounds, they were beneath
my feet again, coming up from the
lower,hold. Matters were assum
ing an unpleasant aspect. I will
not say that my hair stood on end,
but certainly my feet stood still,
while my confidence in the super
natural ai d myself began to slightly
shaken. 1 hesitated, doubted, and
finally concluding that it would be
better to wait until my officers re
turned before pursuing the investi
gation, beat a most inglorious retreat
to the cabin; but there I could not
rest, for now the sounds were appa
rently under the cabin floor, as if
had followed me up from the lower
hold. Suddenly 1 thought of the
carpenter, a stalwart Dutchman,
and, hurrying lo his room roused
him out.
“Chips! Do you hear that noise?”
“Yes, sir! I pese hear him many
tunes, and I shust puts mine head
unter mine plankels and says no
tings.”
“Turn out now, and come down
in the hold with me, and will see
what it is.”
“Dunder unt Blitzen! Ishallnicht
go.”
“Come along, you fool,” said I,
impatiently ; “you are no worse off
there than here. I have been down
between decks alooe.and now I want
you along, so that if any of the men
are down in the hold weean cut them
off:”
This view of the case seemed to
reassure him somewhat,and we soon
found ourselves in the lower hold.
Wending our way aft over the bal
last—we finally reached the stern-
post, and there, while the groan3
came mournfully from among the
limbers of the stern frame, we stood
still, no one visible but ourselves.
1 do not know whether 1 was
frightened, but my heart never f»eat
so fast before; and the poor Dutch
man stood tiembling as it struck
with palsy, the drops of perspiration
starting out like beads. My own
nerves were somewhat shaken, but
there was the pride of rank and sta
tion ; so, after listening lo the un
earthly sounds for a few minutes,
we returned to the cabin together,
for the carpenter would not turn iu
again until his room-mate came a-
board. When my juniors returned,
we all went down into the hold and
listened for some time to the sounds,
which were apparently traveling a-
long through the timbers. Wecould
not satisfy ourselves regarding the
cause, and finally retired, thinking
that the poor darkeys might, after
all, have had some foundation for
their fears.
We remained.some three months
longer in the Bay, and as no secret
was made of these occurrences the
old r ‘H.” received the name of “The
Haunted Ship.” Many a merry
party we had in the cabin, and then
would go down into the hold to list
en to the unearthly wailings of the
tortured spirit who had chosen my
ship for its abiding place. At length
our own day of sailing came. Hav
ing but little wind in the morning,
the steamboat Swan came to tow us
outside of Mobile Point. While at
my station on the forecastle 1 heard
Captain George aboard of the Swan
calling out for my harpoon, which
was handed to him, and in a few
minutes there was a splashing in the
water along side, a shouting on board
the Swan, and then—our ghost was
lying on her forward guards!
Work was temporarily suspend
ed, so that all hands might see what
form the spirit had taken. There
lay an immense Jew, or drum-fish,
a well known denizen of southern
waters, which receives its name
from the hollow, drum-like sound it
makes when seeking lor its fo<-d-
Tlus specimen was of unusual size,
being nearly six feet long, and weigh
ing over six hundred pounds. Hav
ing taken on board about two hun
dred pounds weight off is ghostship
as an addition to our sea-siock of
provisions, we tripped our anchor,
made sail, and were soon out in the
Gull of Mexico, making the best of
our way towards the Gulf of St.
Lawrence, to take in a cargo of deals
lor London.
Nntwithstahding the capture of
the drum-fish, aud ihe rational solu
tion of the mystery, some of the
crew *ere loath to abandon the de
lusion; and until the “H.” was lost,
two years afterwards, she f ore eve
rywhere the ill name of “ The Haunt
ed cMiip.”
Wuudrrs and HurvrU of Man.
While the gastric juice has a
mild, bland, sweetish taste, it pos
sesses the power of dissolving the
hardest food that can be swallowed;
it has no influence whatever on the
solt and delicate fibers of the living
stomach, nor has it any upon the liv
ing thing, but, at the moment of
death, it begins lo eat them away
with the power of the strongest
acids.
There is dust on sea, on land, in
the valley and on ihe mountain-top;
there is dust always and everywhere
the atmosphere is full of it, it pene
trates the noisome dungeon, and
visits the deepest, darkest caves of
the earth, no palace door can shut it
out, nodiawer so ‘‘sccrei” as to es
cape its presence; every breath of
wind dashes it upon the opon eye,
and yet that eye is not blinded; be
cause there is a fountain of the blan
dest fluid in nature incessantly emp
tying itself under the eyelid, which,
spreads it over the surface of the
ball at every winking, and washes
every atom ot dust away. But this
liquid, so well adopted to the eye
itself, has some acidity, which, un
der certain circumstances, becomes
so decided as to be scalding to the
skin, and would rot away the eye
lids were it not that along the edges
of them there are litttie oil manu
factories, which spread over their
surface a coaling as impervious to
the liquids necessary for keeping the
eyeballs washed clean, as the best
varnish is impervious to water.
The breath which leaves the lungs
has been so perfectly divested of its
life-giving properties, that to re-
breatne it, unmixed with other air,
the moment it escapes from the
mouth, would cause immediate death
by suffocation: while, if it hover
ed about us, a more or less destruc
tive influence over health and life
would be occasioned; but it is
made of a nature so much lighter
than the common air, that tbe in
stant it escapes the lips and nostrils
it ascends to the higher regions
above, to be rectified, renovated, and
sent back ag^n replete with purity
and life. How rapidly it ascends,
it beautifully exhibits any frosty
morning.
But toul and deadly as the expir
ed air is, Nature, wisely economical
in all her works and ways, turns 11
10 good account in its outward pas
sage through the organs ot voice,
and makes of it the whisper of love,
the soft words of affoction, the len
der tones of human sympathy, the
sweetest strains oi ravishing music,
the persuasive eloquence of the fin
ished orator.
If a well-made man he extended
on the ground, his arms at right an
gles with the body, a circle, making
the navel th; center, will just take
in the head, the finger-ends and
feel.
The distance jroin “top to toe,” is
precisely the same as that between
the tips of tbe fingers when the arms
are extended.
The length of the body is just six
times that of the foot; while the dis
tance from the edge of the hair on
the forehead, to the chin, is one-
tenth the length of the whole stat
ure.
Of the sixty-two primary elements
known in nature, only eighteen are
found in the human body, and of
these seven are metallic. Iron is
found iu the blood; phosphorus in
the brain; limestone in the bile; lime
in the bones; dust and ashes in all.
Not only these eighteen elements,
but the whole sixty-two, of which
the universe is made, h ive their es
sential basis in the four substances,
oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon,
representing the more familiar names
of fire, water, saltpetre and char
coal; and such is man, the lord of
the darlli! a spark of fire, a drop of
water, a grain of gunpowder, an
atom of charcoal! But looking at
him in another direction, these ele
ments shadow forth the highesi
qualities of a divine nature, of an
immortal existence. In that spark
is tbe caloric which speaks of irre
pressible activity; in that drop is the
water which speaks of purity, in
that grain is the force by which he
subdues all things* to himself, makes
the wide creation the supplier of his
wants, and the servitor of his pleas
ure; while in that atom of charcoal,
there is the diamond, which speaks
at once of light, and purity, of in
destructibility and of resistless pro
gress; for there is nothing which out>
shines it; it it purer than the dew-
drop “moth and rust corrupt” it not,
nor can ordinary fires destroy it;
while it cuts its way alike through
brass and adamant and' hardest
steel. In that light we see an eter
nal progression toward omniscience:
in that purity the goodness ot that
divine nature: in that indestructibility
an immortal existence; in that pro
gress, a steady accession toward tin
home and bosom of God.
pulled out three or four handlulls of
fits hair! H—tn! Did he squirm any ?
Now, if you’d give him one or two
in the eye—but as I’ve told you ma
ny a litne, fighting is a |>oor busi
ness. Won't you—for your father’s
sake—won’t you promise to try and
remember that! H-m ! Johnny bow
did it—ahem—which licked?
“Y'ou licked him ! Sho ! Really ?
Well now, I had’nt any idea you
could .ick that Tommy Kelley! I
I don’* be lb \e John Bunyan, at ten
years old, could have done it. John
ny, my boy, you can’t think how I
hate to ha^e you fighting e ery day
or two. I wouldn't have had him
lick you for five—no, not for ten dol
lars! Now sonny go right in and
wash up, and tell yer mother to put
a rag on yer finger. And Johnny,
don’t let me hear of your fighting a-
gain !’
‘ I never see any body so down
on fighting as the old man was, but
somehow he never could break me
from it.”
Mark Twain on Juvenile Pngllisis.
We find in the Buffalo Express,
of the 28lh insl., the following pa^
ternal objurgations by Mark Twain .
“Yes, I’ve had a good many fights
in my time,” said old John Parky,
tenderly manipulating his disman
tled nose, “and its kind of queer,
loo, for when I was a boy the old
man was always telling me better.
He was a good man and hated fight
ing. When I. would corne home
with my nose bleeding, or with rav
face scratched up, he used to call
me out in the wood shed, and in a
sorrowful and discouraging way,
say: ‘So, Johnny, you’ve had an
other fight, hey ? How many times
have I got to tellyc how disgraceful
and wicked it is for boys to fight ? It
was only yesterday that 1 talked to
you an hour about the sin oi fighting
and here you’ve been at it again.
Who was it with this time ? With
Tommy Kelley, hey ? Don’t you
know any better than to fight a boy
who weighs twenty pounds more
than you do, besides being two years
older; ain’t ye got a spark of sense
about ye ? I can see plainly that you
are determined to break your poor
father’s heart by your reckless con
duct. What ails your finger? Tom
my bit it! Drat the little fool! Did’nt
ye know enough to keep yer finger
out of his mouth ? Was trying to jerk
bis cheek off, hey ? Won’t ye never
lerrn to quit foolin’ round a boy’s
mouth with yet fingers ? You’re
bound to disgrace us all by sech
wretched behavior. You’re deter
mined nevci to be nobody! Did you
ever hear of Isaac Watts—that wrote
•let dogs delight to bark and bite’—
sticking your finger in a boy’s mouth
to get it bit, like a fool? 1’in clean
discouraged with ye. Why oid’nt
yt go for his nore, the way Jonathan
Edwards, and George Washington,
and Dan’l Webster used to, when
they were boys? Could’nt, ’cause
he had ye down ! That’s a purty
story to tell me. It does beat all
that you can’t learn how Socrates
and William Penn used to gouge
when they was under, after the hours
and hours I’ve spent telling you a-
bout those gentlemen ! It seems to
me sometimes as if I should have to
give up in despair. It’s an awful
trial to me to have a boy that don't
pay any attention to good example
nor to what l say. What! You
(ET^There is very little money in
circulation in St. Domingo, except
when a man-of-war is in the harbor,
and in the market season. The
whole business of the island is con
ducted on a system of barter. The
farmer, lor instance, when he wants
a yard of calico, or a bottle of whis
key, gives in exchange for it double
its worth in coffee or rice, which is
shipped by the trader lo Turk’s Is
land and St. Thomas. Some idea of
the markets may be obtained from
the following prices, which, however
must not be taken either as an index
ol the cost of living, or of the wealth
of the place. There are many of
them exorbitant, and were arranged
to suit the finances of the American
Government. When a ship as large
as the Tennesee arrives 111 port and
sends her boats to shore for supplies
the shopkeeper does not hesitate to
make all the money he can. Rice is
S3 per barrel, hi the husk; coffee 20
to 25 cents per pound; sweet pota*
toes S3 per barrel; oranges from SI
to $2 per hundred; bananas 50 cents
a bunch, 70 or 100 to a bunch;cod
fish 15 cents per pound; sugar 15
cents per pound; chocolate $6.50 per
barrel, in the bt-an; beeswax 25
cents per pound; honey 31 per 3
gallons; salt is brought from Turk’s
Island; brandy is about $1.50 t»»
S2.50 per bo!lie.—xV. Y. Tines.
Spontaneous Combustion 0/ C->al.—
Th- Board of Sieamitoal Inspectors
it S; Louis recommends ihe lot low
mg tules tor ihe shipping of coal in
mder to prevent spotnati* ous Corn-
ust ion. Coal of undue fineness,
and accompanied with moisture,
should be rejected. Every twelve
or twenty-four hours a rod should
be thrust down into the coal lo ascei-
? tin its tempt rature. The impuri
ties shi.uld be washed out and the
co d properly ventilated and dried
beiore being shipped. The car
go should have its temperature
reduce i oy the introduction of a
curreiu of atr, which should circu
late through the mas3.
The road a aim ion travels is too
narrow for friendship, too crooked
for love, too rugged lor honesty, and
tao dark for conscience.
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The revenue officials in San Fran
cisco are making raids upon the Chi
namen for the illicit manufacture of
cigars.
Elmira, N. Y., has two girls in its
Post Office and one in its Clerk’s
office.
The two-headed girl are on exhi«
bit ion in Boston. They is eighteen
years old, and waltzes together
beautifully. She are twin sisters.
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The Ltdia Thompson Troupk.
—French Relief Benefit.—A dispatch
fro vt I hiladelphia announce that the
Lydia Thompson Troupe gave a
matinee performance, yesterday, at
the Arch-Street Theatre, in that city
for the benefit of the wounded and
suffering French. The perform
ance realized over a thousand dol
lars.
Death of General Mcigruder.—Gal
veston, Texas, February 19.—Gen
eral J. B. Magruder died this morn
ing, at Houston, Texas.
O’ ^
A resident of Taunton., Mass.,
has obtained his ice for summer use
for several winters past, in the fol
lowing manner: Procuring about
fifty empty flour barrels, at a cost
of twenty cents each, he graually
pours in water, until each contains
a solid mass of ice. The barrels are
then put away in his cellar, and en*
lirely covered with sawdust. As ice
is required, a barrel is lapped.
The Tribune, aad New York, Sun
are discussing the etiquette of calling
each other, “liars”
Mark Twain leaves the Gulamy—
lie says it is loo hard work to be
tunny periodically.