Southern recorder. (Milledgeville, Ga.) 1820-1872, April 30, 1872, Image 1

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fdiae the jdiithcrn iDcotdr r. BY > , ^ i HARRISON, St ORMR. 52.00 Per Annum in Advance fitn Diccctorg. CI fY GOVERNMENT. I T —Samuel Walker. J oi AUermen—F B Mapp, E Trice, I' ‘.rtker, Jaeob Caraker, J H McComb ■- 1 r Temple. j . a nJ Treasurer—Peter Jr air. , , 4bai—J B Fair. Policeman—T Tuttle. ^ ; :y Marshal aud Street Overseer—Peter I’Sean—F Beeland. L‘Surveyor-C T Bayne. .'jAuctioneer—a J Kidd. •jincs Committee—T A Caraker, Temples. |Committee—J Caraker, Trice, Mc- ' < Committee—MeComb, J Caraker, , tery Committee—Temples, Mapp, T A vjrd meets 1st and 3d Wednesday nights deb month. COUNTY OFFICERS. ' jnjjje M K Bell, Ordinary", office in Masonic "j> 1 Fair, Clerk Sup’r Court, office in Ma leic Hall- 1 obadiah Arnold, Sheriff, office in the Mason* , Hall. 0 1’ llonne; Notice. T'HE undersigned respectfully informs the Jr citizens that they are prepared to furnish ■limber, any amount and size, at their Lum. her Yard in Milledgeville, at low rates. Cal’ °n om Agent, Mr. C. B. Mundv, for terms and P ric «- N. & A. CA.RMANNEY. dec19-tf MILLEDGEVILLE, GEORGIA, TUBJAY, APRIL 30, 1872. Uliscellan Number. 18. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF NATURE’S nn ibtoime. j ,,; as Marshall, Rec’r >uat Office. I, N Callaway, Tax Collector, Deputy Sheriff, lives in the Tax Returns—at office at his H Temples, County Treasury,office at his store. Inane Cashing. Coroner, res on Wilksonjst, John Gentry, Constable, res on Wayne st tin- Factory. MASONIC Benevolent Lodge, No. 3, F A M, meets .:ami second Saturday nights of each month I.Mwoni: Hall J C SHEA, W, M # ij [i Cask , secretary. Temple Chapter meets the second and • urth Saturday nights in each month. S G WHITE, If. P„ G D Case, secretary. Mi'leJgeville Lodge of Perfection, A A S R |; "is every Monday night. SAMUEL G 'WHITE. S # P # G. M # Geo D Cask, Exc Grand Fec’y. Free from the Poisonous and Health-destroying Drugs us ed in other, Hair Prepara tions. No SUGAR OF LEAD—No LITHARGE-No NITRATE OF SILVER, and is entirely Transparent and clear as crystal, it will not •oil the finest fabric—perfectly SAFE, CLEAN aud EFFICIENT—desideraiutns LONG 80UGHT FOR AND FOUND AT LAST ! It restores and prevents the Bair from be coming Gray, imparts a soft, glossy appear ance, removes Dandruff, is cool and refreshing to the head, checks the Hair from falling off, and restores it to a great extent when prema turely lost, preveuts Headaches, cuies all hu mors, cutaneous eruptions, and unnatural Heut ASA DRESSING FOR THE HAIR IT IS THE BEST ARTICLE I.V THE MARKET. DR. G. SMITH, Patentee, Groton Junction, Mass, Prepared only by PROCTOR BROTH ERS, Gloucester, Mass. The Genuine is put up in a pannel bottle, made expreseiy for it with the name of ihe article blown in the glass. Ask your Druggist for Nature’s Hair restoia- live, aud take no other. For sale in Milledgeville by L. W. HUNT & CO. In Sparta, by A. H. BIRDSONG & CO. p July 2 ly. h Feh28 ’71 ly. CUKBa THE M O&8T YAIHS in from one to twentx minutes. Not i One hour. after reading this advertisement need any one SUFFER WITH PAIN. KaSway’s Ready Relief Is a care far every Pilll. - 7 It was the first and is THE ONLY PAIN KENEDY that instantly stops the most excruciatiug pains, allays Inflamatiou, and cures Conges tions, whether of the Lungs, Stomach, Bow eis. or other glands or organs, by one aDDli cation. .. vv In from one to twenty miuutes, no matter how violeut or excruciatiug the pain the Rheumatic, Bed-riddeu, Iufiim. Crippled Nervous, Neuralgic, or prostrated with dis ease may suffer. The application of the Ready Relief to the part or parts where the pain or difficulty exists will afford ease and comfort. Twenty drops in half a tumbler of watvr will iu « few moments cure Cramps, Spasms Sour Stomach Heartburn, 8ick Headache Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic, Wind in the Bowels, aud a Internal Pains. I ravelers should always carry a bottle of Radway’s Ready Relief with them. A few drops in water will prevent sickuess or pains from change of water It is betater than French Braudy or Bitters as a stiinuient* FEVER AND AGUE, r ever and Ague cured for fifty cents; There is not a remedial agent in this ‘world that was cure level and Ague, and all other Malar ice, Bilious, .Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow, and other Fevers (aided by Radway’s Pills) so quick as Radway s Ready Relief. Fifty cents a bottle- /. O. G. T. Milledgeville Lodge, No 115, meets in the I Senate Chamber at. the State House on every | Friday evening at 7 o’clock. C P Crawkokd, W C T K P Lane, secretary. Cold Water Templars meet at the Stale faff every Saturday afternoou at3 o'clock. CHURCH DIRECTORY. BAPTIST CHURCH. Service 1st and 3d Sundays in each month, kill o'clock a m and 7 p in. Sabbath rchool at 9£ o’clock am. S N Bi)ughteu,8upt. Rev D E Butler, Pastor. METHODIST CHURCH Hours of service on Sunday: 11 o’ clock, a « aud 7 pm. Sunday school 3 o’clock p m—W E Frank- iind. superintendent. Prayer meeting every Wednesday at 7 p m. Rev A J Jarrell, Pastor. PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Services every Sabbath (except the second in each n onth) at 11 am and 7 pm, Sabbath school at 9 1-2 a m T T Windsor laperintendent. Prayer meeting every Friday at 4 o’clock p m. Rev C W Lane, Pastor. The Episcopal Church has no Pastor at Present • THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER AI L'SKI N lf\S EASES L ERUPTIONS . DYSPEPSIA GENERAL. DEBILITY. NERVOUS DI SEASES.LIVER COMPLAINT DISEASES OF THE KIDNEYS BLADDER riwsesaing powerful invigorating | mhmmssBmissSM |xhe»e aro po«:tivrly invaluable in | They purify the rysU-m, and will euro lllenuttent and Intermittent Fevers, [and tro a prarentire of Chills and FevcrTl hiiirni i iiiii'iH i n 11J All yield to their powerful effieacy. Are an antidote to change of Water and Diet. | to the wasted frame, and correct all ~ j [Will save day* of angering to the tick, and I The grand Panacea for all the ilia of life. I IRREGULARITY OFTHE BOWELS. CURES NEVER WELL PEOPLE TRY DNE BOTTLE [a Young or Old, Marrie^V““^~"* 'or Single, these Bitters are un-^ r equalled and have often been the'' means of saving life. TRY.ONE BOTTLE. ,ER, BI8SELL & BURRUM, Whole ;ent*, and Wholesale Grocers and Com- l Merchants, 177 Broad Street, AU- A, GA. Cotton Food. 4 FERTILIZER specially for COTTON. 8end for circular before purchasing, uy it. Try it, and you will never regret it. A. F. SKINNRR. Agent Milledgeville. F. W. Sins, General Agent*, jaell-Sm r Savannah, Ga. Sewing Machines. Sewing Ma chines HEALTH! BEAUTY!! Strong and pure rich blood—increase of flesh and weight—clear skin and beautiful complexion secured to all. DR. RADWM’S SAKSAPARILLIA-Y RESOLVEAT Has made the most astouishiug cures so quick so rapid are the changes the body un dergoes, uuder the influence of this truly wonderful MeJicine, that Every day an Increase in Flesh and Weight is Seen and Felt. THE GREAT RLOOD I*URiEMEM Every drop of the Sarsaparilian Resolvent communicates through the Blood, Sweat, Urine, and other fluids and juices of the sys tem the vigor of life, for it repairs the wastes of the body with new and soud material. Scrof ula, Syphilis, Consumption, Glandular dis ease, Ulceis in^ the throat. Mouth, Tumors, Julies iu tlie Gland* and other parts of the system, Sore Lyes, Strumorous discharges from the Ears, and the worst forms of A’kin The Effect or liltapiffcacf. Among the names registered at the Tombs the oilier nighty was that of a youth about fificeifcjteprs of age, who had been arrested tor drunken ness. But he was not druttk, nor had he been drinking. Ho was, mo:cover, in good sound health, but gave all the external indications of being intoxicated when arrested by a police officer. Upon protesting u> (he keeper of the Tombs that fee was not intoxicated, it wai revealed that the unfortunate youth had been born a natural drunkard, or rattier that he had always acted like such h illing. Ho said that although in goOebealih, he had never been able to wok with out staggering. His speeS was not unlike that of persons* a de cided stale of intoxication, and when excited he would mutter and reel. The unfortunate youth was detained until the next day and was not sent to court to be gazed at through ju dicial spectacles. A subsequent in vestigation of the case proved that the lad had been telling the truth about himself, but his condition re- ealed a demonstration of the natu ral law that the child is a lair copy of his parents. It appears that prior 11‘> marriage, the father had been a i secret but confirmed inebriate, and when the facts became known to the wo nan thus suddenly aud unex pectedly, she wept in the most terri ble manner. Almost broken heart ed she contemplated the future mis ery in store for her. Months passed away, when it was discovered that the child at three years of age, acted strangely; and at the end of six months the unhap py woman fully realized all her fore bodings. The effect produced upon the mother was not without the influ ence upon the father, however. Realizing in the midst of tears of diseases, Eruptions, Fever Sores, Seald Head, Ring Worm, Salt Rbeunt, Erysipelas. Acne ! bitter anguish the Sin that had been “HOME SHUTTLE” Sewing Machine Only $25. This is a Shuttle Machine, has the underfeed, and makes the “Lock Stich” alike on both sides. It is a Standard First Class Machine, and the only low priced ‘Lock Stich’ machine in the United States. This machine received the Diploma st *he “Fair of the two Carolinas,” in the City ol Charlotte, N. C., in 1871. ‘PALMETTO” Family Sewing Machine onlv *15 JAtis machine has the celebrated “under feedT anu a aw ... _ out of order. It stands entirely above audHGe- yond any cheap machine ever produced before tyTbe above Machines are Warranted for five Years. A MACHINE FOR NOTHING! Any person making up a club for 5 machines will be presented the sixth one as commission. Agents Wanted.—Superior inducements given. Liberal deduction made to ministers of the Gospel. Send stamp for circulars and samples of sewing. Address Rev. C. H, BERNHEIM, General Agent, Concord, N. C. april 9 r n p 4w. Stevens 1 Mineral Fertilizer. E- C. STEVENS It C0-. LISBON, N. E- Manufacturers and Proprietors. Send for circular containing full information from those who have used it for two years, to Sam I N-Robbins, Sec. and Gen’l Agent. Lis bon, N- H., or Chas. Parker, 14 Park Place, N. Y. Agent. Portable Soda Fountains $40, $50, 75, and $100. GOOD. DURABLE dt CHEAP Shipped Ready for Use. Manufactured by J. W. CHAPMAN &. CO., Madison, Ind. 1ST Seudf r Circular. ,*1 THE CHRISTIAN. A live, S page monthly, religious, family paper, full of inci dents, providences, music, poetry, true stories ' its and. sinners. No secta' sy, politics, puffs, pills or patent medicines. 60c, a year ! 10 copies, $5 ! Send 10c. for 3 papers before you forget ! Lit tie Christian, 8 copies $1. H L. HASTINGS, Tract Repository, 10 Lindail St., Boston Mas sachusetts. A GENTS il rent Life Us WANTED for “Con- ife Um-tiled,” by Edith O’Gorman, escaped Nun, whose disclosures are thrilling and startling. Agents are taking from 10 to 20 orders a day. It is the best selling book published. H’estern Publishing Co , Cincin nati, O. FREE TO BOOK AGENTS. Wwill send a handsome Prospectus of our New Illustrated Family Bible, containing over 20 ne Scripture Illustrations to any Book Agent, free of charge. Address National Pub lishing Co., Fhila., Pa., Atlanta, Ga., or St., Louis, Mo. EF* CARPENTERS. BUILDERS, and all who contemplate Building, supplied withjour new Illustrated Catalogue on receipt of stamp iyA. J. Bickskli. & Co., Architectural Book Pub’rs.27 Warren St.. N Y.^ I MMENSE SUCCESS.—Agents Want ed, male or female, in every county in the United States and Canad’as, to sell our new and most useful Patent, from one to six used in every family 100 per cent guaranteed. For samples and terms, inclose ten cents and sd dress FERGUSON & CO., 645 River Street Troy, N. Y. A GENTS WANTED.—Agents make more money at work for us than at anything else. Business light and permanent. Par ticulars free, G. Stinson At Co., Fine Art Publisher. Portland, Maine. B.ack Spots. (Forms in the Flesh, Tumors, Cancers iu the Womb, and all weakening aud painful discharges. Night Sweats, Loss ol Sperm and all wastes of the life- principle ate within the curative range of this wonder of Modern Chemistry, and a few days use will prove to any person using tt for either of hese forms of disease its potent power to cure them. Abt only does the Sarsspar.Ilian Resolvent excels all known remedial agents in the cure ot Chronic, Scrofulous, Constitutional, and Skin diseases; but it is the only positive cute L&Kjdiiejr and Bladder Complaints, Urinary Stoppage of Water, Incont'ueh£6"~oi 1 ‘CWhV trigbt’s Disease, Albuminuria, and iu all ca ses where there are brick duat deposits, or the water is thick, cloudy, mixed with substances like the white of an egg, or threads like white silk, or there is a morbid, dark billious ap pearance. and white bone-dust deposits, and when there is a pricking, burning sensation when passing water, and pain in the Small of the Back and along the Loins. DR. RADWAY’S PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS, perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet gum, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse, and strengthen. Radway’s Pills, for the cure of all disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, A’ervous Diseases, Head ache, Constipation, Costiveness, Indigestion. Dyspepsia, Billiuusnees, Bilious Fever, In flammation of the Bowels. Piles, and all De rangements of the Internal Viscera. War ranted to effect a positive cure. Purely Veg etable, containing no mercury, minerals, or deleterious drugs. Observes the following symptoms resulting from Disorders of the Digestive Organs: A few doses of Radway’s Pills will free the system from all the above named disorders Price, 25 cents per Box. Sold by Druggists. Read “False and True.” Send one letter- stamp to Rad way &. Co., No 87 Maiden Lane New York. Information worth thousands wil be sent you. r July 4 1871. 26 ly DARBY'S PROPHYLACTIC FLUID flliJiS invaluable Family Medicine, toi -U purifying, cleansing, removing ban odors in all kinds of sickness; for bums sores, wounds, stings; for Erysipelas, rheumatism, and all skin diseases; for catarrh, sore mouth, sore throat, diptheria; for colic, diarrhoea, cholera; as awash to soften an<H>eautify the skin; to remove nk spots, mildew, Iruit stains, taken in tcrnally as well as applied externally; so highly recommended by all who have used it—is for sale by all Druggists and Coun- ry Merchants, and may be ordered di- rectly of the DARBY PROPHYLACTIC CO. 161 William Street, N. Y. p Dec24’70 ly. rMay2 uJune3 ly GUANO! P URE PERUVIAN, OF DIRECTIMPOR TATION, at GOVERNMENT PRICES 2.240 POUNDS to the Ton. Send for pam phlets to R.G. LAY, Agent for Consignees in U. S- feb23 2m r Savannah, Ga. US Agents. Names of patrons in forty States in Circular. Reward 1,000,, or any cas.a of Blin.d Bleeding, Itching or Ulcerated Piles that DeBing s Pilk Remedy fails to cure., It is prepared express ly to cure the Piles, an d nothing else. Sold by all Druggists. Pric*. HEAT MEDICAL BOOK of useful kuowl- VX edge to all. Sent free for two stamns. AddreM Dr. Bonaparte Co, Cincinnati, Q. BAR AND Lager Beer Saloon. What? The best ofWhis- X kies, Brandies, Gin, Ram, Wines, La have got it. | kies, ger Beer, Cigars, and everything found in afiist-class bar My terms are cash, but for 15 cents you can get a good drink at my bar under the Hotel or Linch’s eld stand I will endeavor to give perfect satisfaction. Give ns •5$8-3» • G. W. HOLDER, visited upon the child, the man re formed. He has now, several bright children, and most exemplary ones, too, they are. But the boy that was brought into ihe Tombs was not drunk, but had entailed upon him a life of misery.—N. Y. Tribune. Two Yankees strolling in the woods without any arms in their possession, observed a bear climbing tlieTrHjWA'j' it&JKKft clafC*! around ward and caught the bear’* paws, one in each hand. He then called out to his comrade : 'Jonathan, tun home and bring something to kill the varmint. Mind you don’t staj, or I’m in a fix.’ Jonathan, ran off, but stayed a long time. During the interval the bear made several attempts to bite the hands ol him who held it. At length Jonathan came back. ‘Hallo, what kept you so long?’ ‘Well, I’ll tell you. When 1 got home breakfast was ready, so I slopped to eat it. 15 ‘Well,’ said his cofnrade, ‘come you now, and hold the critter while 1 kill it.’ Jonathan seized the bear’s paws and held the animal. ‘Well, have you got hold of him?’ ‘I guess I have.’ ‘Very well, then, hold fast; I am off'for dinner.’ A Racy Examination. _ The following racy examination of candidates tor admission to the bar is taken from the Western Law Journal: The examination commenced with, “Do you smoke ?” “I do, sir.” “Have you a spare cigar?” “Yes, sir.” (Extends a short six.) “Now, sir, what is the first duty of a lawyer ?” “To collect fees.” “Right. What is the second ?” “To increase the number of cli ents.” “When does the position towards clients change?” “When making out a bill of costs.” “Explain.” “We then occupy the antagonistic position. I become the plaintiff and he becomes the defendant.” “A suit decided, how do you stand with the lawyer conducting the other side?” “Cheek by jowl.” “Enough, sir. You promise to be come an ornament to your profess ion, and I wish you success. Now, vou are aware of the duty you owe me?” “Perfectly.” “Describe it.” “It is to invite you to drink.” “But suppose I decline?” Candidate scratches his head. “There is no instance of the kind on record in the books. I cannot answer the question.” “You are right. And the confi dence with which you make the as sertion shows conclusively lhal you read the law attentively. Let’s lake a drink and l will sign your certifi cate*” Ettraci frsa i IpetrheUsa. 1.1 Yisrkm Sir, what single benefit, what m| itary blessing has lieen bestowal on that devastated region in return l«»r the hundreds of millions of taxatiou which have been wrung from it, and the yet greater burdens which si ill impend over its struggling and im poverished inhahitauts ? Where i» the great public work that tells of the outlay of these immense sums' W hat deed of benevolence or h<>ur*t fame has been achieved ? Other lands have been plundered by the oppressor, hut none was ever left so naked and destitute of every advan tage arising from Us own mighty contributions. The great Napoleon wasted the substance of France, anti consumed her vitals in the remorseless rage of ambition; he hurled the ris- ing generations of his empire one after the other into the flaming vi»r **x of war ; he gave them to the edge ol the sword, and to the unconquerable fury of the elements ; he palsied all the industries, and blighted every field and fireside ; the shadow of the tax gatherer and the conscript officer fell on every foot of French soil; aud yet convulsive sobs ofgrief shook the breasts of his subjects when he fell; and the whole empire stood uncovered at his bier when his dead body was brought back from the tropical seas io sleep in her bosom. Though he had oppressed France, he had given her glorv in return. Though he had taken with unlicensed hand, he had adorned her as a lover does the mistress of his heart. Stately buildings reared their heads on high ; solid thorough fares were opened for the people ; waste lands were drained and re claimed ; education was fostered; the arts and sciences were munifi cently palronized,and a code of laws was passed and promulgated which established and enforced domestic justice and peace. She had these benefits of which to boast when re minded ofherawfuj sacrifices. And when Caesar, ihe armed con queror aud spoilalor of his own and bridges thrown across wide river*; no parched pi tins irrigated and made productive, no rice swamps ditched and redeemed for cultivation ; no canals cut in order to connect thr natural channels ot trade and com merce ; no rivers improved or har- l*or« made more spacious and secure; none of these works of utility and patriotism relieve the monotonous desolation winch unholy avaiice and unrestrained oppression has stamped upon the South. She has nothing to mitigate her degradation. She has been stripped and robbed aud left by the wayside. Her effects, moneys and credits have been transporter! to other slates and clitneg, to return to her no more for ever. Her well-favored and fat Heshcd kmc, feeding in her mead ows, have been devoured. The frogs, the darkness, the lice ami the locusts left more blessings behind them *in Egypt lhau this portion of the republic has received from its modern rulers. peace. Hii honor, vou sjold'-n haivo-t other countries, lay m bloodv futter alMatem Upmarket place,'it wa. Middle., .n’ S Life ol Cicero, tha. all Saul of him in truth * ’ PKKO RATION. Sir, i challenge the dark annals of the human race for u parallel to the robberies which have lie-n perpetra ted upon eleven American States.— Ireland lias been made to enrich many a lawless lord lieutenant, sem over by England to govern that beautiful but unhappy island. The stories of her wrongs and pillage have been said and sung in every hamlet in the civilized world ; ye. her contributions loth- cause of a w’icked government have been mere pittances compared with what the South has been compelled to make. Seventy years before the birth of Christ, Sicily was ravaged and despoiled by a con«u! of Rome. Though more than nineieen centu ries have come and gone since then, yet the name of Verres retains all its freshness of immortal infamy. He was prosecuted- by the authority of the Roman Senate, and fled for an asylum to strange and foreign lands. He died miserably in exile, and his dishonored dust was not permitted to mingle with the soil of the Roman Republic. We find, however, in “He hath brought man/ captives home to Rome Whose ransom* did the general coffer* fill.” And— “When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept.” __And nBy- 1 “Hera i*the will and under Caesar’* seal. To ever/ Roman citisen he gives, To ever/ several man. seventy-five drachmas.” • • # # * * “Moreover, he hath left you all his wslks, His private arbors, and new planted orchards On this tide Tiber ; lie hath lettthein you, And to your heirs firever; common pleasures To walk abroad and recreate yourselves.” If he htd plundered the Roman treasury, he had often filled it again ; it his vaulting ambition brought sor row to the poor, he sympathized with them; if his career was stained with extortion, he expended his gains in beautifying the Eterna - . City ; if he had robbed the people of their sub stances in his lifetime, he provided that much of it should return to them at his death. Aud if we turn from the iar off* regions of antiquity to the immediate present, still we find no parallel to the evil administrations of the South. With what a clamor the corrupt practices of four or five men iu the city of New York have been hailed lor many months past. The air has been vocal; the press has resounded; the telegraph has been made weaiy of its daily bur den, and the accusing voice of self- righteous indignation has been uni versal and unceasing. The Demo cratic party, it is true, crushed these men in an instant; but still the sto ry of their offences salutes us every where. Aud yet their work of ex tortion, compared to lhal in the South, is as the mote to the beam, the mole hilt to the mountain, the speck in the sky to the cloud that overspreads and darkens the whole heavens. Their crimes, too, have a still further mitigation in the com parison. If they enriched them selves, they at least did not take all. They made New York the wonder and the glory of modern civilization. It they robbed the people, they be stowed upon them in return a city more magnificently adorned with public works than Rome or Paris in their days of pride, of pomp and of power. Her glorious parks, her vast avenues, her newly opened, solid, and far reaching streets will testify to after ages that her officials ben queathed to her some compensation for the wrongs they inflicted upon her good name. No such conduct illuminates a single page of the pres ent epoch in the S »uth. You look in vain from HatnptJn Roads to the Bay of Galveston lor a single monu ment erected to the public good by that party which has so sternly and so corruptly governed in all that wide-spread regiou. No colleges, seminaries or schools founded and eodowed with treasures that have been stolen ; no lofty edifices or du rable roadi constructad J no massive the peculations, extortions, bribes aud larcenies charged upon Verres, during his entire administration of the affairs of Sicily, did not exceed two million dollars, equal to only one-third of the amount for which Sott, fraudulently issued me uonu« ol South Carolina in a single trans action. The basest Roman consul whose name is preserved on the pages of the historian, becomes re spectable by the side of a Southern Goxernor under the present policy of this government. The crimes of Warren Hastings, as the ruler of dis tant and conquered colonies, have long been the theme of swelling pe riods and lofty declamation. There was much in his situation to extenu ate his offenses. He was changed by his government to hold its valua ble possessions on the opposite side of the globe. He was iu tlie-midst of fierce, revengeful and undying hostilities. He was surrounded by a race with which he had no bond or lie of blood, or of lauguage. It was perfidious and cruel, and mock ed at the faith of treaties. But even admitting that his guilt was as great as it was painted by the fi lming im agination of Burke or the impassion ed rhetoric of Sheridan, yet all the burdens he imposed upon all the East Indies do not equal those which have been fastened upon the two States of Georgia and Louisiana alone, since, the disastrous dawn of reconstruction. Sir, on the facts which I have stated I invoke the judgement of the country. What right have you to expect peace and oider in a land whose rulers are lawless felons ?— When did a bad government ever fail to produce wickedness and crime ? Do you expect the [>eople to obey the laws when their officials do not ? Do you expect them to love and reverence a government whose policy has made them bank rupt and miserable? Do you won der that they become restless, des perate, and disobedient as they dai ly behold the fruits of their toil stol en in the name of their government ? Are you amazed at scenes of vio lence, outrage, bloodshed and cruel vengeance, when the Executive oi a State sets aside the entire adminis tration of justice ? Rather should you be filled with astonishment at the forbearance and moderation you have witnessed. II the foremost agents in the work of Southern ruin and destruction' since the close of I \ou sown the seeds f wou'd Inve reaped ; of contentment nu<I obedience. Had you extended you? charities and vour justice to a dis-. i reused people, you would hav« awakened a grateful affection iu re, turn. But as you have planted in bate ami nurtured in corruption, s«* have been the fruits which you have gathered. A Juuv of l’tiERS.—There dwelt years ago, in Bourbon countv, Kentucky, a drunken, worthless, one eyed fellow named C—■ . whose chief occupations were get ting lipsey and fighting. There had just been ebeted a new prosecuting attorney, who was entitled to a part ot the lines imposed on the malefac tors ol Bourbon, and be determined to squelch old C . He did not wait long lor an opportunity to have him arrested. B , the constable, said as it was an i(T)|>or- tanl ease, be wanted about three • lays to get an appropriate jury to try it. On the third day the r.evr alloniry was informed that things were re.itlv nt the Court House.— I here was the judge, and behind him the constable. On one side sat old one-eyed C ; on the other the twelve jurymen, ‘jess like him,’ om the tienclies forming a triangle, each with a plug of tobaccoanrl j ick- knife, the gift of the constable, whit tlin'* away, and, according to order, spirting to thr. centre. The astonished prosecutor looked to the jury, and exclaimed : “Where did the constable get this jury ?’’ I'he constable quietly replied, “I thought the prisoner was entitled to be tried by a jury of his peers, and Fve been out three days hunting ’em irp. I’ve got twelve fere, but d yon don l like Vm, I’ve got twelve more outside waiting.’ The prosecutor looked and saw, sealed on the fence, twelve more dit- toes, similarly equipped and em ployer!. He turned to the Court in undisguised wrath and said : “I’ll dismiss this case !” J he constable wrote his return on the warrant thus, “Dismissed by the county attorney on sight of ihe jury,' mid so it stands recorded to this day. The prisoner was discharged, and left the court house rejoicing at hav. mg been deprived of his constitu tional right of being tried by the A Simple and Certain iiemedy for Dandruff.—John L. Davis, in the Journal ot Pharmacy, gives the fol lowing, which all should remember: The belief lhat dandruff arises from a disease of the skin, although physicians do not seem to agree on this point, and the knowledge that the use of sulphur is fre quently at tended with very happy results in such diseases, induced me to try it in my own case. A preparation of one ounce ol sulphur and one quart of water was made. The clear li quid was poured off. after the mix ture had been repeatedly agitated during intervals of a few hours, and the head was saturated with this ev ery morning. In a few weeks eve ry trace of dandruff had disappear ed, the hair became soft and glossy, and now, after a discontinuance of the treatment (or eighteen months, there is no indication of the return of the disease. I do not pretend to explain the modus operandi of the treatment, for it is well known that sublimed sulphur is almost or whoL ly insoluble, and the liquid used was destitute ol taste, color or smeil. The effect speaks for itself. Other per sons, to whom it has been recom mended, have had the same results, ami I communicate the result of n.y experiments in the belief that it may be valuable am! acceptable to many who have suffered in .he same man ner as myself. An Impossibility.—You may worm a fence around a winter’s sup ply of summer weather, skim the clouds from the sky with a teaspoon, catch a thunderbolt in a bladder, break a hurricane to harness, la>s<> an avalanche, hive ail the stars in n nail keg, hang the ocean on a rail fence to dry, put the sky to soak in a gourd, unbuckle the belly band of eteriiily, and paste “To Let” on the sun and moon; but never tor one moment, delude yourself with the idea that you can escape that place on the other side of purgatory and to heaven unless you pay the printer promptly. Husbands and wives who seldom exchange a kind word, need have . . no fear of betraying too muchdevo- the war, had been driven from that: lion> nor keep back any little len- couniry by its plundered citizens,! ( j ei)C y te tenderness which may still who now would use up here and j |j ( ,ge r in their hearts, like the last condemn the act ? In the disorders fajnt gildings of the sun over the which afflict the South, the pbilo- Western hills, in the early twilight, sophic mind beholds the inevitable j Cherish tenderness, and if the twi- resullsof well known causes. Had light of love approaches, try to recall you sown ihe seeds of ktnduess and ! t [ ie f u |], bright day; for after twi- good will, they would long ere this i igh ,, cotBes th e deep dark night, have bloswioed mlo prosperity and ^re is no light.—£Un Orlou.