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In the Tombstone Business.
“Excuse me,” said the young
mau to the old rnau seated oppos-
stto him in the car, “but some
thing tells me- you aje a wido
wer.”
“Well, what if I am?”
‘If you are, let me say that I
Leaders of Labor Pledge
Support to Democrats.
The opinion of Samuel Uom-
pers, president. of the American
Federation of Labor, regarding
the democratic platform, is best
expressed in his speech recently
at a luncheon in West Denver am in the tombstone business
Turner hall, at which he and and can show you closer figures
James Duncan, international than any other man in the conn-
secretary-tr asurer of the granite try for a stone for your dear de
workers, were the guests of the parted.”
local branch of that union, j “You are purly smart but not
(jumpers said: , quite smart enough,” answered
“Your committee vent to Chi- the old man.
cage to ask the republicans to "What do you mean?
treat the laboring man fairly.
They told us we were out of place,
and requested us to go to Denver
We came to Denver. We came
not as democrats or partisans,
but undismayed we came with
out power, without ability to
dominate the opinion of others,
but armed with the confidence of
our fellowmen.the Declaration of
Independence and nrincipl s ot
right dealing among men.
“We laid before the democratic
convention the grievances of the
laboring people and the rights to
which they are entitled. We
asked for no special privileges,
Yon are smart ’nuir, to tell
that I am a widower, but couldn't
catch on that mf first wife died
many years ago, and that I’ve
had two since, and am going to
take a fourth to-morrow. I guess
I’ll wait till I get through mar-
mvin’ an’ then get tombstones
for the whole dozen at once.”—
Ex.
Irregularity is bad in every department of life, In meals, in sleeping hours,
but especially when it is a question of womanly habit. Not only is it a sign of
female disease, but, unless cured, it will cause dangerous troubles, because of
the poisons thus allowed to remain in the system.
- If you suffer in this way, get a bottle of '
Wine of Cardui
Mrs. Lucinda Johnson, of Fish Crmak wii. miu- “l miH-mi far IimImi fiat man with hnw»
Served coffee, the new coffee substi
tute known to grocer’* everywhere as Dr.
Shoop’e Health Coffee, will trick even a
coffee expert. Not a grain of real coffee
in it either, l’urc healthful toasted groins,
malt, nut*, etc., have been so cleverly
blended aa to gl,vo a wonderfully sati*fy.
Log Cabin Sayings.
Man can’t rule de weather, but
he kin have a high ol’ time growl
in’ at it.
No matter how big de fish is,
hit ain’t half ez big ez de story
de man’ll tell ’bout it.
No matter how de worl’ goes,
sence you is gwine wtd it, de
wisest way is ter {make de best
of it.
Some folks believes nuitm’ dey
can’t see. Well, you can’t see
de wind, but hit sbo’ raises ol’
Satan in a hurricane!
asked tor no special privilege., , ^ , nd flavor . Am , , t i»
but we demanded consideration, llmide ln „ mlnwlei „, 00 . No tedious ao
as the equals of other men. |te 80 minutes boiling. Sold by E. M.
“I want you to understand I Cooper
am not a partisan. I was never
a democrat, although I was once
a republican. But I say now,
not as a partisan, but as a work
ing man, as a union man, as a
citizen, that inasmuch as this
gr.>at political party has declared
for justice, right, human liberty
and quality before the law it be
hooves us to see that the laws fa-
A Useful House Dog.
The man wanted to sell the
dog, but the prospective buyer
vfas suspicious, and finaallv de
cided not to buy. The man then
told him why he was anxious to
sell.
‘You see,” he said, ‘ I bought
Excellent Health Advice.
Mrs. M. M. Davison, of No. 879
Gifford Ave., San Jose, Cal., says:
The worth of Electric Hitters us a
general family remedy, for headache,
billousn jss and torpor of the liver
and bowels is so pronounced that I
am prompted to Bay a word in its fa
vor, for the benefit of those seeking
relief from buoIi afflictions. There is
moro health for the digestive organs
ln a bottle of Electric Hitters titan in
any other remedy I know of.” Sold
under guarantee at Cooper's drug
store.
tooves us to see that the laws fa- tJ|# doR and trained him my8elf .
rorable to the working men are j t him g0 he , d bark jf any
ingrafted upon our statutes, and ------
that the democratic party be en
titled to our consideration.”
John Mitchell, speaking of the
democratic platform in an inter
view, said:
“I am perfectly satisfied with
it. It contains everything the
working people of the land asked
for in practically the same lan
guage in which it was asked.
The entire committee is satisfied
and pleased with the aotion of
the convention.”
James Duncan, secretary-treas
urer of the granite workers’ un
ion, said:
“The platform adopted by the
democratic party meets with the
upproval of the committee which
spent its time in coming to Den
ver to have the labor plank en
grafted. We were turned away
from Chicago but we received a
warm welcome here. As a non
partisan 1 ask the working mSn
of the country to examine both
platforms and act according to
their conscience and their intel
ligence in voting for that which
gives to the American laboring
man equal rights aud privileges
with his employer before the
courts.”—Denver News.
_ got him so he’d bark if any
body stepped inside the gate, and
thought, of course, I was safe
from burglars. Then my wife
wanted to train him to carry
bundles—and I did. If you put
anything into his mouth it would
stay there until someone took it
away. Well, one night I woke
up and heard someone in the
next room. I got up, grabbed
my gun, and started to investi
gate. They were there, three of
them, and the dog.”
"Didn’t he bark,” interupted
the man
"Not a bark; he was to busy.”
"Busy! What doing?”
Carrying the lantern for the
burglars. If you know anybody
who wants to buy a good dog
send theiwhere.”—Ex.
Cured Hay Fever and Summer Cold.
A. 8 Nusbaum, Uatesvllle, Indians,
write*: “Last year 1 suffered far three
month* with n summer cold so distressing
that it Interfered with my business. 1
had many of the symptoms of hay fover.
aud a doctor’s pnscription did not reach
my case, and I took several medicines
which seemed only to iiggrnvsto it. For
tunately I insisted upon having Foley’s
Honey and Tnr. It quickly cured me.
My wife has since used Foley’s Honey
aud Tar with the same success.” Cooper’s
drug store.
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; • y ’>;i -niff <£.« ■ i
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It’s Wagon Wisdom that prompts a farmer to
select a Weber Wagon. He knows that the 61 years
experience in wagon building which stands behind
every wagon is a guarantee that when he buys a
Weber he buys the highest quality. Sixty-one years
of wagon building have resulted in the Weber wagon
of today, which, for correct design, excellence of
::matcrial and conscientious construction, stands with*
out a peer — King of all farm wagons.
Some people who go around
bragging about their shyness are
so careful of it that they ne'
allow it.
The littlo attacks of stomach trou
ble and stomach disorders will un
doubtedly lead to ohroiiic dyspepsia
unless you take something for a suf
ficient time to strengthen the stom
ach and give it a chance to get well
If you take Kodol in the beginning
the bad attacks of dyspepsia wiU be
avoided, but if you allow these little
attaoks to go unheeded it will take
Kodol a longer time to put your
stomach in good condition again.
Get a bottle of Kodol today. Sold
by Cooper’s c^ug store.
Hold-up men don’t care a rap
who make* the laws as long as
they can break them.
For Sore Foet.
“I have found Buoklen’s Arnica
Halve to bo tho proper thing to use
for sore feet, as well as for healing
burns, sores, cuts, and all manner of
abrasions," wrltos Mr. W. Stone, of
East Poland, Maine. It is the proper
tiling too for piles. Try it I Sold un
der guarantee at Cooper’s drugstore,
26 cents.
Lots of women would just do
as they please if they only knew
what to do.
A Boon to Elderly People.
Most elderly people have some kidney
or bladder disorder that Is both painful
and dangerous. Foley’s Kidney Remedy
has proven a boon to many elderly people
as It stimulates the urinary organB, cor
rects irregulaiities and tones up the whole
system. Commence taking Foley’s Kid
ney Remedy at once and bo vigorous.
Cooper’s drug store.
Some people are so lachrymose
that even when they laugh the
t;ars come to their eyes.
Does your Jliack ache? Do you
have sharp pains in the side and the
small of the back? This is due, usu
ally, to kidney trouble. Take De,
Witt’s Kidney and Bladder Pills.
They will promptly relieve weak
back, back ache, rheumatic pains
and (til kidne.vjand bladder disorders.
Sold and recommended by Coop
er’s drug store.
Sold
By
T.L. Varner, Hiram
The girls all forget it is leap
year when the soda fountain
blossoms.
Dallas Grocery Co.
INCORPORATAD
WHOLESALE
AND RETAIL
Are able to sell you corn, flour, feed stuff of
every kind, fancy groceries, etc., at retail for
wholesale prices. We buy all these goods
in such quantities as to give us the best
brices obtainable. We have several lead
ing brands of flour which we buy alternately
in the northwest which give perfect satisfac
tion to the trade, and we can always save
you from twenty-five to fifty cents per bar
rel. *
Call on us and let us covince you.
AMD
Cures Coughs, Colds, Croup, La Grippe, Asthma, Throat
, and Lung Troubles. Prevents Pneumonia and Consumption
A. J. COOPER & COMPANY.
THE ORIGINAL
LAXATIVE
HONEY and TAR
in the
YELLOW PACKAGE
How to Avoid Appendicitis.
Most victims of appendicitis are those
who are habitually constipated. Foley’s
Orino Laxative cures chronic constipation
by stimulating the liver and bowels and
restores the natural action of the bowels.
Foley’s Orino Laxative does not nauseate
or gripe and is mild and pleasant to tnke.
Refuse substitutes. Cooper’s drug store.
When a man throws up the
spunge, he either dies or goes to
work.
Foley’s Kidney Remedy will cure any
case of kidney or bladder trouble that is
not beyond the reach of medicine. No
medicine can do more. Cooper’s drug
store.
While Kennedy's Laxative Cougli
Syrup is especially recommended for
children, it is, of course, just as good
for adults. Children like to tuke it
because it tastes nearly as good as
maple sugar. Its laxative principle
drives the cold from the system by a
gentle, natural, yet copious action of
the bowels. Sold by Cooper’s drug
store. *
KILLthi couch
«• CURB m LUNGS
w ‘™ Dr. King’s
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OUABA1TT1ID BATOV ACROSS
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DOCTOR KING
iBMumusuaMTiat must mmiuilmuit items, tusui iimutu it Manta
AntSorisya by the slam to treat CSSHM, SIMMS Ul SKCUU.
from lose or breakage,
atrucied. Charges low.
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»■. Medlelaea sens everywhere free
Ne medicine seel C. O. D. unless in-
.- ._ Tneueanda of eaten cured. State your
cane and send tit thru*- Coaaultation nu and eontUentlaL la
*«. Kixa a*4 tuft/ poiwon, or by letter, Call or write today. Don’t delay.
lenreus Dsbillt v sod WMknitiitisiriofiirt £ ad L c * li . T ._ cured without th# use or]
a| Mam *ha iceultolif youthful folly aud c*cm--JUl.Jr"* -
gf ■lll| mb—cousin if Iom«» by drsami or wlih
•rlae, pimples And biwlcoM on ibe faoa. rushes of
Weed to the head, pains in tbs back, confused Ideas
bed forfstfulnass, bashfuiness, aversion to society,
jeee of vital fereee.lose of manhood, etc., cured for
Ufo. Wecanetopnleblloeaee, restore loss vitality,
develop and mature young or middle need who are
reahjy and wracks aad make them nt for maniac*,
tbskkllle thatMrrlabledisease, In all It# forme
ITVfllllwe and stages, cured for life. Blood
’Apoalae. Skin Diseases, Ulcere, Swellings. Sores.
JdaorrSoea, Gleet and all forme of private dimasca.
eured te stay Cured. We guarantee to refund your
money If not permanently cured.
■ladder aad Praalatia
. - --- - harmful instrumenta. A new Horn*
Treatment. No peln and no exposure. No caustics
cutting, bougies or sounds. No detention from bust-
t. Thousands cured. Wo guarantee to rafund
», no i. P * rm “* nll y cur «E book fully m-
•laine this disease.
Ildaey
IHasaaat •* cones fully treated and permanent
DR. KING MEDICAL CO.,
plains this disease.
tfmplmmmmlm Balarged veins In the scrotum—
fwwwwlw causing nervous debility, weakness
•* *^JMinrcussjstoia,ete., permanently cured with-
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Phimosis SBhSSfjtff" 4 ’■ * ,,w < * J *
BOOK HF«3Ma■ jrwMBS:
th e effects and euro, mbs sealed la plain erappsrl
of Anatomy for Mra Only
lethe city. Very tnctructlv™ OosUvqunotlOaw.**
’•raw nsuiVAb wO., ft, Tru»in, , <SAl^ 1 '
(Thoroughly responsible. Legally lnoorpomtcd under the laws of Georgia.) "
A man mav be fifty-seven va
rieties os fool over a girl and
still be able to transact business.
Pineuk-s for Backache, little golden
globules, easy sad pleasant to take. Act
directly on the kidneys, purify the blood
and invigorate the entire system. Best for
backache, lame back, kidneys and blad
der. 80 days trial $1.00. Guaranteed.
Sold by Cooper’s drug store. 4
TRAIN SCHEDULES.
Seaboard
AIR LINE RAILWAY
_ EASTWARD
No. 32 Leaves 11 :QB a.
No. 86 Leaves 8:f7 p.
WESTWARD
No. 87 Leaves 7:33 a.
No, 33 Leaves 5:46 p.
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