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r
of Hop Bit fort iVf ' VEST, r ffityn
thought the^Jalght^q^ h# Djr>motivf of
the cause of Temperance, but flud they
are, and a very valuable medicine, my-
■elf and wife having been greatly beno-
^4 h $4Wr art fr"
y.
ScirW, w'-r. ‘ rtsti/r; lfifa
I am the pastor of the Bajitist church
hero and an educated physician. 1 am
not in practice,, but am my sole family
physician,* and advise in many chronic
cases. Over a year ago I recommended
your Hop Bitters to my invalid wife, who
has been under medical treatment of
Albany’s best physicians seveml yegra.
8he has been greatly benefited and still
uses the medicine. I belipye shy will bs-
comc thoroughly cured of her various
cifcBplieated diseases by their use. We
both recommend them to our friends,
iy of whom have also been cured 9!
ir various ailments by them." -«
Brv. WXRREN. •
t urfS or DHaklav
'A young friend of mine was cured of
an insatiable thirst for liquor that hnd so
prostrated his system that he was uuable
to do any business. He was entirely
mired by ihe use of Hop Bitters, v It al
layed all that burning thirst; took away
the appetite for liquor; made his nerves
steady, aud he has remained a sober and
afeady man for more thiui two years, and
has no desiro to return to his cups, and I
know of a number of others that have
been cured of drinking by it.”—From a
LeadingFaifroad Official, Chicago, III.
Wlrfcrd for Clrrrymra.
“I believe it to be all wrong, and even
wicked for clergymen or other public
men to be led into giving testimonials to
quack doctors pr vile stuns called medi
cines, but when a really meritc rious ar
ticle is made up of common valuable
remedies known to all, and that all phy
sicians use and trust in daily, we should
freely comtnend it. I therefore cheer
fully and heartily comineyftl Hop Bitters
for the good they hiwc dome me and my
friends, firmly believufig they have no
family use. yl will not be with-
Rev. —,/Washington, D. C. M
good Baptist ailergyman, of Bergen,'
N. yrywfntTnl^etiperance man, suffered
with kidney trouble, neuralgia* .--iil-ri ici
ness almost to blindness, over two years
aftet he wa* advised .thqt HopJBittep
would Cin e Uim,ibecfeur4 Ike fa*as rfrpiil pf
and prejudiced agaiiittltt werd “litters.”
Since Ins dire he |ai'sfti6ne need yeftrbgt
trust iii Hop Bitters. L* *. * J :
My wife and daughter were made
healthy by the use of Hop Bitters, and I
recommend them fcymr paasAe.^-MfJJio-
dist Clergyman} MStcoJffl *i 1
I b«d severe ffttncflrof grnvel’fenrntid-
ney troul 1 was unable to get any medi
cine or doctor to cure ma until I used
Hop Bitters, and they cqred me in a shprt
time.—A IMstingutniked Lawyer and
Temperance Orator,of Wayne <2o. t M V*
Don’t Tell Your Age.
A woman isn’t obliged to tell her age
in Prussia, according to a recent de
cision of the Appeal Court at Metz. A
lady there, when courted by a man, ac
cepted him, allowing him to think sli©
was six years younger than she really
was. When the wedding came off, she
would have to produce the official certifi
cate of her birth, so she altered it to
make it agree with her previous asser
tion to her lover. In some process of
red tape the forgery was detected by a
clerk, and the bride was arrested for
falsifying a public document, tried, con
victed, and sentenced to three months’
imprisonment. She appealed ; and the
Superior Court reversed the sen
tence, tlio Judge declaring that de
fendant did not intend to commit an ille
gal act, but was probably actuated
merely by female vanity. A womau’s
age has thus been officially declared to
be her own property.
How to Clean the Floor.
If you have a painted floor keep soap
and soap suds off of it, for it spots the
brightness of the paint, makes it soft
and then it peelB off, leaving the floor
looking worse than if it had not been
pointed.
If your floor has not been painted,
keep soap off of H for it gives it a dirty,
grimy look and keeps growing worse all
the time. Just take clean, not water,
put a teaspoonful of spirits of- ammonia
into a three-gallon pail of w»tcr; stir it,
and wiUf g Menfi, foUff-MMlM mop 111b
tltf flex# All ov{?r, the* Hfipe it off ittli
clcai It will • take nlittUv tvidle
to get tnw gray 6ut of tno hoard# but it
will oome out after a“time, and you will
find it far easier to keep your floor white
and nice thnn when it was cleaned with
soap <*r suds. — Woman's Journal.
Tub nationality of Banners in the army
during the great rebellion is given tia
follows:
tage. Sootohroe stood out by the chim
ney while his companion went in.
“ This is Mrs. Scotchroo, I believo ? ”
said the man, when a red-faced woman
opened the door.
“Yoe, sir.”
‘'Bather a fine day.”
“ Bather.”
••Heard"**? flflwrftvday f ”
‘•uot some tor you. Scofchroo is a
capital fellow, a splendid man. Every-
body liked him. Pity that such
people who can ace, would ’load hay
beautifully, and was bo good a mechanic
that he manufactured yokes snd other
farm articles with success. He had an
excellent memory and was an authority
on fact* and dates. He could generally
tell the time of day or night within a
few minutes. One instance is given
when he slept over one day and awoke
at evoning, thinking it was morning.
Foronoe he ate supper for breakfust,
„ but when informed of hie mistake slept
ca- another twelve hours in order to get
straight again. He was familiar with
forest trees, and knew just where to go
for*any timber desired^ He ootild direct
men where to find aoliestnut, a maple or
and could compute acoucately- rad rap-
In tfldeti days he was quromuBi-
_ „ ( y inclined, and like most blind-people
reputations.’’ | he had a genius in that direction.—
* * Well, this switch engine took sight at i Waterbury (Of.) Amerian,
rift
engines have killed more men tl
the others.”
“Yes,” said Mrs. Scotohroe, “switch :
engines have always borne sanguinary |
SOotehroe and floored him.’
“ Did it kill lum?”
• “Well, he’ll bo brought home after
a while in a sack.”
“ Will they bring him before din
ner ?’*
“I don’t know. By the way, he had
an insurance polioy for $2,000.”
“Yes, and X want-the money right
hWi
•Bather unfortunate, but when ho
Snakes Catching Fish.
One day, while catching minnows aa
usual, I noticed a number of snakes, the
common water moccasin, approaching
the dam or footway of stones. The water
! yet lacked several inches of reaching the
top of tho stone way, although it was
rustling in quite rapidly, and carrying
! with it manv luiU-ihlnliows and small
swoiit up from the track, among the i " lut< ' >* ri 'h which were ramble to leuat
rubbish was found a paper showing thnt i U ; W»»<*ing tho snakes, I saw one
Scotchroo hml relinquished hin pol- ! a * tr . r • n °U>« ranch the dam and take
iev ” their station upon it, submerging them-
"What, deceive mo in thnt wav; leave Bc, . ve8 “l 1 lmt their heads, which were
me without wny support: the miserable rR1 «‘ <1 about •“ “oh abore the w*ter,
wretch. I nnd pointed in tho direction of the 111-
Scotchroo ran in and attempted to Pom “# tide. In this position I counted
hah I seventeen snakes, arranged in uneven
intervals, in a space of less ihan sixty
feet. I cams to the conclusion at
“ Where’s that policy ?”
“Here it is.”
“ Give it here. It’s just like yon to
surrender it and get killed.”
" Come on Jim,’* said Scotchroo to his
that tbey, t weja^liiqg^\an<J'Lwatclied
them with a good deal of interest. Pretty
w v ^ llin soon I saw one head strike forward, going
friend; “I want to get therilest drink i um,l ; r ‘>1° water, ranppcari.g jn a mo-
to be found in a ten-cent saloon.” j with a very large bull minnow-in
t its mouth. The snake immediately loos
ened its hold upon the rooks and swim
The Shop Girl Who Serves You. I for the shore, reaching which it disap-
Go into Almost any shop you please, : peared in the bushes ; and this was re-
and ask tho voung woman who serves Plated at intervals by each of the sev-
you, and who* looks as if she were ready i enteen snakes. When they returned
to drop from sheer fatigue, whv she does from tlie bushes, having made short
not take a seat while she is sorting out work of 44 catchy each snake
sought his own particular ioeatiem on
the rocks, there being no Clashing 6f in
tarests there. Nw heir is Aw for
reason or instinct? How do these
snakes know whertrto locate themselves,
and the particular stage of the tide at
which to start on their fishing excur
sion ? How do they know that a num-
could only telegraph standing, and the her of minnows will be swept over tho
•very slight change necessary to enable ! ®tniature falls made by the rocks ?
. clerk,*® fapeivp and trans- These are questions that go beyond my
sittinthl^“ e f e r : heerian- comprehension, and I leave them for
itlier « ftise lyrAnnie* fk, ! others to answer. But the fact* remain,
lakingj bn jinjiBtice.T p'fa , any one who will take the trouble
_ i the telejrsjpfe'olork -*Tik* ma y verify them at any time during the
coptrnct freely to do what they find ex- Bummer-by a visit to Gravelly creek.—
hausting; and can throw up their en- I Forest and Stream.
gagymente if tjmy find it too exljaust- I
ing. |3uT on Oe same u^incipl|0 ’yon
might justify £*epkg you*, doctor or
your nurse standing during their nt-
tendnnee on -you. '
Tho only result would be that you
. _ sorting
the articles yon want She is sure to
reply ,that the rule* of the shop do not
permit her. to sit down while serving a
customer. In the telegraph offices,
again, very strong and healthy young
women have suffered permanently and
gravely because the telegraph machines
were putin ouch a position that they
A Scene 1* * School-Room.
Boy-nature was neither studied or un
derstood in the former days. If the
modern school, taking its cue from the
%prad a'iXrarftaa"“wo,« 1 unduly to the „i<le
nuraes, and have lo pBy more for them. : suafliun, the old-faaluoncil
And BO it ia with ti.e ahopwomen and | rahoolmaater was a partiaan of floggmg.
the telegraph clerka. If yon keep them 5 e " ko J“ k hw T.o lr0 “ Ul « PJ* r0I >»«
standing while all their work ia done, I * hoB f .®°, l , to S I mr0 U*e rod, apoil
you take a great deal of energy out of v.a - , ,, .,
them for, no useful purpose—since the i «, } 7 C ? nr ^ ock » 8 aid a
recognition of miperiority of eaate ie no, 8cotc ' nrothe, to the aehoolmaater, drng-
uaeful purpose and get tho re-'; ^ 0UBg 'HK
No wonder that Jock, thus consigned
purpose—and only get
mainder fqr your use. Yon necessarily
limit the class at your disposal to people
with strong legu and strong backs, and
exclude those who, with nimble minds
and sufficienfly-Htrong bodies, have yet
no great power of endurance in relation
to physical fatigue. And you spoil the
relation between employer and em
ployed, and injure that between
to the rule of the strap, should grow up
a worse savage. Of course he would be-
| come a bully and beat his weaker mates.
A Scotch editor, commenting on the
rough school of his boyhood, where
nothing kept the boys in any sort of or-
! der but the strap,—tause is it* Scotch
tomer 'and att.-mlanC eTCiT more thin | name-ilMcribm . wane which he wit-
you lcBBcn the quality of the Bervice you c | ur i nt f a R ch(M)l aeaeion;
buy. Nobody can feel the same to an ! ,, Jock llad maltreated a son of hera on
employer whose very name calls up the i ^ U<1 a l e - f come .. to
raconectmuof cptodg-nyj he i
j ?‘ t irCr^. ,d, ’ ,,ad u,0odiffl ™ 1,y
t --- j Ere the master liod recovered from*the
„ . _ 1 astonishment which her intnision had
Mnari Boy. created tlio fell virago had pounced upon
Well, sonny, whose pigs are those ?’ j the culprit, had dragged him into the
Old sow’s, sir 1” middle of the floor, and there began to
but there was no local help offered. The
meanest feature about all the short, crops
and appeals for help iu Ireland ia that
nono of the wealthy peojplo offered a
penny themselves for relief. They sit
hack "in their chairs and appeal to Amori-
ca and Australia."
“Well, America an Australia have
ponied up well, have they not?”
* ‘I should say they have. The Bennett
subscription realized over $250,000; the
agitators and hinddeagfie sunsoriptions
realised an equal amount, and those of
the Duchess of Marlborough and the
Mansion-house realized each $500,000.
That's $1,500,000 raised outside of Ire
land when there was no necessity for
raising a cent ”
“But is nothing raised in Ireland for
111© relief of the poor?”
“Not a penny, and there are people
th«T# much more able to subscribe than
of the matter is tlio hulk of tile stibscrip
jople as little! aliii
> supposed ,suffer
ers themselves. You would be surprised
at the cheek of the wealthier classes in
Ireland. I asked some of them whether
any money had been subscribed in Ire
land. Tliey answerod, ‘Certainly not.’
‘Why?’ I asked. They generally an
swered: ‘Because America is a big,
wealthy and grow ing country, and no
body would feel it. Besides that, it
brings mouey hero. ’ Those fellows never
subscribe for anything. The big cathe
drals and everything else are built by
foreign subscription.”-—C’inoin»a« Com-
Ait Umbrella-Finder.
Umbrellas are tho things most easily
’.eh behind in the Paris cabs. Some per
son* leave newspapers, others gloves;
wealthy men have dropped bauk-uotes ;
a bald man is even snid to have lost his
wig; and there are not fewer than three
instances of iucn having forgotten, their
Wives. But umbrellas are the articles
most commonly left behind. A man
named Mosenouy set up a new profes
sion on this habit of forgetting things
in the four-wheelers of the capital. lie
would walk along tho tile of cabs and
coat a glance in each empty vehicle, un
til he found one with a parcel on, thp
seat or an umbrella in tho corner. He
would then get in, tell the driver to take
liira somewhere* and on alighting carry
off his prize. Mosenouy, however, got
to lie noticed by the cabmen, whose sus
picions he had aroused, and Louis, a
wily old driver, seeing him coming one
day, laid a trap for him by placing his
wife’s umbrella inside liis own cab. Mo
senouy at once spotted it, got in, gave tho
driver an address, and, on arriving, got
out, paid his fore, and was aliout to walk
off with Mme. Louis’ gingham, when the
other called a policeman and gave him
in charge,. Thin was not the first time
that Mosenouy had been brought before
the Police Court, so he was at once sen
tenced to ten months’ imprisonment.
How it Feels to Droi^n.
When T gave Up all hope in the water
I did not Suffer one pang of remorse
about my past lifp. 1 have always boon
told fliat when a man is drowning all his
past life comes before him and lie suffers
horrors of conscience. It was not so
With me. • I thought of you, my dear
father and mother, and of you all at
home, and wliat a sorrow the news of my
death would lie to yon all, and then,
feels to
feelings, os ■
-Spectator.
“ Whose sow is it?”
“Old man’s, sir.”
“Well, then, who is your old man?”
" If you'll mind the pigs, I’ll run
home and ask the old woman.”
“Never mind, sonny, I want a smart
boy ; wliat oan you d6 ?”
“ Oh ! I can do more than consider
able. I cun milk these geese, ride the
turkeys to water, hrfmutring the grass
hoppers, light the tires for flies to court
by, cut the buttons off dad’s coat whei
he j* 7 -
cn
ul rad
k-W
mam when they fict
woman is always ahead. ¥
“ Got any brothers?"
“Lots of ’em, nil named Bill, except
Bob, his name’s Bam—my name’s Larry
but they call me Lazy Lawrence, for
shortness. ”
“Well, you're most too smart.”
belabor him with the dbmestio tat we t
which she had brought for the puriiose.
The screams of the boy, the anxious
entreaties of tlio master, with his con
stant, “Wifle, wifie, lie quiet, be qniet,”
and the agitated feeling which began to
pervade the school, formed a scene which
defy wordB to paint it.
Npr did Meg desist till she had given
Master Forsyth reason to remember her
to the latest day of his existence. She
then took her departure, only remarking
to the teacher, “Jock Forsyth will no
meddle withmyJamie again in a hurry.”
A Tramp Who Has a Bookkeeper.
There is a tramp who haunts the seat
end of Galveston who has got it down
fine. He lias reduced it to a perfect
system. He has his regular customers,
so to speak. He knocked at the door of
— -- j R house. The owner oame out. As soon
Rather Had Brady. 1 ns lie saw the tramp ho said: “Now,
When Jamcs/T. Brady first opened a l°ok here, last week I gave you a nickel
lawyer’s bfl|rib iq Mew'York, ho took a j to stay away for ten days, and hero you
baseriieiit Yrfortl, which had previously ! arc back again,” The tramp put his
been occupied by a cobbler. He was hand to his forehead and was lost in
somewhat annoyed by the previous oc
cupant's callers, ’ and irritated by the
fact that he had few of his own. One
day an Irishman entered. “The-cob
bler’s gone, I see,” he'said. “I should
think ho hnd," tartly responded Brady.
“ And what do you sell ?” he snid, look- ,
ing at the solitary table and a few law * lodger.’ 1
thought for several minutes. Then ho
said, “ You are right, Colonel. Your
regular assessment is not duo yet for a
week. When I get l«ck to my counting-
room I’ll pay off my head book-keeper
aud discharge him. He has neglected
to give you the proper credit on the
lodger.” “Well, go on, now." “All
iramp, too, wlia grumbled wlion he was
fluked to take a dime out of a quarter.
He said the year preyious be hod* been
out $50 by losses in making change.
whom “ incapablonasa” menus starva
tion if thov ore Door and unmarried, or
sesaed of developed properly, if tfiey
are not utterly to fall behind in the race
for exiBtenoe. It may be that the
nature of women is suoh that the “inca-
pables” among them will never cease,
any more than the poor out of the land ;
hut it ia the clear duty of every father
aud mother, and of every ouo who has
to do with the eduoation and snannge-
nont of girls, to do their best to eradi-
jnto this “iucapableness,” and to make
women fit to bear their part earnestly
and capably in the work of life.
“ The Bell Nuisance.”
This is the forcible, if not polite, ex
pression with wliioh the London Lancet,
lag U°l*b«t» n ik» IvT *° t l<1- * nd 1 *•* 11 wl l* P r,T * * tlMfl-
Tour*, tuiul r.iptctfully.
Mu. DAVID Cl,ABE.
and tlult tlike fht/^f*|WfIflTIMUly in*
. ’ °» SlflSfiiaelplU#,
WARD'S
, positi
rimentof sick people. Many American
newspapers have called attention to the
same annoyance. The v 1 — **’—
honored one, and it will V
seem, though, that when church hours
are so well known it would not require all
this racket to summon the worshipers.
_ embarrassed about finding out
time of day, and men and women attend
to a thousand other duties without being
warned thereto by an an uproar of bells.
The necessity for the bells is very slight,
and the annoyance to the sick ami the
nervous very great, and it is likely that
in time people will dispense with all this
ostentations noise aa a feature of ehurch
services. When medical authorities Call
it a nuisance we may be sure there is
some need of action to dispense with it.
—LouisoUlo Commercial,
Johnny’s Essay on Dogs.
Last summer our dog Towser was a-
fyin’ in the sun trine to sleep, but tho
flics wna that bad that he culdn’t, cos he
hail to catch 'em, and bime by a bee lit
ou his bead, and was woking about like
the dc£ was hjsn. Towser be held bis
head still, amV when the bee was close
to hi* nose Towser winked at him like
lie sed Yon see what this buffer is doin’;
he thinks I'm a lily of the valley whioh
isn’t opened- yet; but you jost wait till I
blossom, and you will see some fun, and
sure enpf Towser opened his month very
slow, bo a* not to fritten the boo, and
the bee went into Towser’s mouth.
Then Towser he shot his eyes, and hiB
month, too, and had begun to make a
peaceful smile, wen the bee stung him,
and you never see a lily of the valley aok
so in your lifa
A Remarkable Case of Lnsns Nntnrie.
An Annapolis correspondent says thnt
a natural curiosity died there a few days
ago. The child was of oolored parent
age, and when born had white curly hair,
resembling sheeps’ wbol. Tho eyes were
of a pinkish ooLor, and the complexion
was snow-wh\te, with a slight tinge of
red on the checks. It very closely re
sembled a large wax doll which hod been
exhibited In a shop window, and wliich
the mother of tlie child lmd frequently
Rdinircd and expressed an anxious desiro
to purchase it, but wna tumble to do so.
'Tlio physiciniis pronounce it a remark
able case of lnsus untune.
A splendid break fast on the table iiirroiinded
by a family of Coughs. They used Dr. Bull'
Cough Byrup ,amltnat family n<
wnya oh hand and YMonunenfla
25 cents a bottle.
J. BINT LI Y, IN. D., says:
VawMAafcrr, On., Ttib. 9,1880.
Bwton, 81m*. s
Sir—1 h.r. told dining th» p*it year a cnn.ld.r.bl*
qu.nUij of your Vhubuii, »mi l b«b«re In all own li
hM^ir.n MtUr.dlion. In on. om., ^dolicntv young Indy
Her p*r.nl* Inform*} ni* Ih.l it h»d don. h.r mor* good
ouly\*«s *uty*et*d.
iiy,
. gSkntlkt, m.d.
Loudly In It* Praise.
Tonom*. 0*t., March 8, ISflO.
ku bf»n brfnni th. nubile h’.i., It Mil. it All m it blood
nurlfl.r, and for trnubl** nrl.lnafrom a*liicKl*b or torpid
firrr it u n it*t-clM. modicin.. Onr ctutoai.i* .|*nh
loudly la lUfrnlM. J. WIUQ1IT A CO.,
Co;. Qu**n nnd Klilkbctb Str.ru.
rSEFAXED BT
H. R. 8TKVEN8, Boston, Mass.
Vegetine i* Sold by all Druggists.
‘ _ t8iisriir5roi5r-i^
owjiceus It al
ii. Frwe only
_ have always been
by drowning is the easiest death, aud yet
here I am suffering agonies of pain, aud
I remember wishing if I am to lie
drowned let it be done quickly. Then I
thought I am about to solve the problem
about the future world, and I felt the
same feeling of shyness and dread come
over mo that I felt so often, aud never
could conquer, when I was outside o
drawing-room ddor, and about to be ush
ered into the presence (if a crowd of la
dies nnd gentlemen. I have been asked
if I never thought about tho sharks
which infest the place. I am thankful
to say they never entered into my head.
If I had remembered thorn I foel sure*]
should have gone down liko a atouo.—
Philadelphia Times,
The Utica Herald tells of a novel ad
venture, os'follows: Tho conductor and
engineer of tho night train north on the
Delaware, Lackawanna and Western
Road Saturday night were tlio victims of
a rather questionable joke. Half a mile
this sido of Now Hartford the engineer
suddenly saw a red lantern (the signal of
danger) and brought the train to a sud
den stop. Tho chop with the lantern
tor Kincaid called out: “Hello, there!
litirry up! what’s tlio matter?” The un
conscious follow replied: “Vas is das?”
Thoroughly angered, tho engineer
chimed in: “Wlmt the devil did you
stop us for? Where did yon come from?’’
Tlie astonished Teuton looked up smil
ingly and held aloft a generous string of
suokers, exclaiming; “Ich habo fisoh
geftvngenl” (I was fishing). Tho old
man was allowed to tramp along and to
this day does not know that the train
stopped on nccountof tho red light which
he carried on his fishing excursion.
The Old Salt’s Estimate of the Plano.
A Captain who was asked bv his wife
to look at some pianos while lie was in
the oitv with the view of buying her one,
wrote home to he^,: . “A saw one that I
thought would suit you—blquk walnut
hull, strong btilkli'ends, strengthened
fore and aft with iron frame, sealed
with white wood and maple. Rigging,
steel wire—double on the ratlines ami
whipped wire on the lower stays, and
heavier cordage. Belaying pins of steel
and well driven homo. Length of tnff-
rail over all. six feet one inen ; breadth
of lieams, thirty-eight inches ; depth of
hold; fourteen inches. Hatches can be
battened d°wn proof pgnipst 10-year-old
boys and commercial .droinmers, or can
bo cloWed up, on occhslon, nnd sheeted
homo for a ftrst-classj instrumental cy
clone.” i’
Ok* of tlie boat epitapli*. aud one of
the shortest also, is that wliich Jerrold
gave for Charles Knight, the Amiable
historian. It was simply “ Good
Knight,”
Rmmim.
0. H. Blseken, M. D., of Minno&polls, Mian.,
■ays: “I saw Hunt's llemedy UMd in a case of
Dropsy; with perfect success. I did not treat
tho patient, but four attending physicians had
given up tlie ease sh hopeless. Hunt’s Remedy
was then tlsed with perfect anceess, and the
patient is well. I shall give Hunt's Remedy in
Dropsical and Kidney Dueasefl.” Trial size 75
cents.
Are Yn Htl la Co*4 HeaHh T
If theTih or is the source of your trouble yon
can find an absolute remedy in Da. Hanfoiid’s
Liveu Inviooratob. tho only vegetable cathar
tic which acts directly on the Liver. Cures all
Vkoktine will regulate the bowels to healthy
all impurities without weakening the body.
of long standing, is only
every sufferer can avail himself of the relief af
forded by tlus excellent compound. If afflicted
with Piles, try a bottle and be cured. For sale
by all druggists.
Dr BULL’S
COUGH
SYRUP
Mark Twats,' speaking of a now n
qui to Hitting, was ten: 4 •The day is c
ing when, we pliall sit under our net* in
clwirch and slumber peacefully, while
the discomfited flies club together qnd
take li out of tlie' minister. ”
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1 Ter** 1 1 y *eknowWdjto b* tW b*,t Sallny
ki *' ;
.taa smut
(THiT ACTS IThl* Si» TUI 0(1
■THE LIVER, "
| THE BOWELS, .
and tho KIDNEYS.!
IM amiirmt action p m *wm.|
JttfQVM tM allot. Uetftnat.
o become clogged or I
MpoieonoueAumoreare tho _
linlo tin blood that ehmld bo t
|naturaUy,
SvPnl, film, owtnMtiov,!
■M# E
HESSES. AND 5 F. 11 VO US “
DISOltDEBS,
Iby causing free action of thw o
land restoring their power to throw c
\disease.
Iw^Mti&WS&VBKBSaaBLi
ITThy frlghteaBd ovsrdlaoriera* KUaefa
■ Why eailnre aerrons or sick headaekMl I
Why have alseplwu slfhti I I
Uu KIDNEY WORT and rtjoia in|
V health. It It a dry, vegetable compound a
•*k ago will saaka six qUaf Medial
f of your Druggist, he will Order
m for you. Price. $1.00.
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