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TI 1 E LIME-KEN CLUB
A LITTLE LESSON IN THE l.iNGCAGi
OE THE DAY.
Bro. Wntkln* TnUpii to Tn.U by tbp Preai.
(lout lor indulging In too lliu-b J.iuin.
[From the Detroit Free Press.]
“If Brudder Shindig Watkins am in
de hall to-night he will please step dis
way,” said Brother Gardner, as every¬
body except Bed Rock Taylor drew in
his feet and ceased coughing.
Brother Watkins had jammed himself
into the northwest corner and was rub¬
bing down a bunion with a fragment of
grindstone, but he slipped ou his shoes
and made his way to the President's
desk with a look of keen expectancy on
his face.
“Erudder Watkins,” continued the
President, “abont a y’ar ago I Lad a few
words to say to Clarified Da vis on the
subject of langwidge. I now want to
spoke to you indiwidually. On seberal
different occaslmns I has heard yon wind
up an observashnn wid cum dig solia,
. Has you got any diggin’ to do ?”
“N—no, sah.”
“Ain’t gwine to dig a cellar or a well ?”
“No, sah.”
“Do yon know anybody named
Solis ?”
“I reckon not, sah.”
“Don why did yon call on Solis to
cum an dig
"I dnnno.”
“Um 1 On odder occasions, Bradder
Watkins, I has heard you speak of aqua
pura. Has you much of a winter’s
stock on hand ?”
“I—I—no, eah.”
“Dat’s too bad ! I war’ gwine to buy
a ton or so of you. All out, eh ? Now,
Brudder Watkins, what did you mean
one day las’ week when you told Givea
dam Jones dat yon felt en dishabille t”
“I doan’ remember, sah.”
“Doan’ eh 1 Doan’ happen to he\
any en dishabille in your pocket to¬
night, do yon?”
“No, sah.”
“Dat’s sad—worry sad I At de oyster
pa’ty de odder ebenin’ yon told de wid
der Gall forth dat you nebber went out
nights widout your similia similibus cu
ranter wid you. How many times does
it shoot, Brudder Watkins ?”
“I—I dnnno, sab.”
“Which pocket do you car’y it in ?”
“None of ’em.”
“Bruddor tVntktns, look me in de left
eye 1 De man who has looked in at de
back doah of a college am not spesl.u
ally called upon to give do fack away.
An’, too, de English langwidge am so
plain an’ easy dat anybody kin make
hisself understood widout breakin’ his
back. When de President of a Repub¬
lic like dis sends fo’th an annual message
in sich simple English dat skule boys
kin swaller ebery word, dar hain’t much
cail fur de likeB of us to stand on de
hind platform of a street kyar an’ oall
out: 'Ad interim amicus humani gen¬
eris ante helium comma je fas!’ We
know it widont his givin’ hisself away.
“Take yer seat, Brudder Watkins, an’
let me hope dat you will hencefo’th use
de langwidge of the kentry in impartin’
de infurmashun dat you went to bed
wid cold feet an’ got up wid a back¬
ache. If you war’ pnblishin’ a cheap
arternoon paper, for circulashun among
people who had spent years at coliege,
it might do to frow Greek and Latin
into your editorials, but in yer present
condishun you kin git trusted lur bacon
in de Euglish langwidge, an’ pay when
de bill am made out in de same.”
A Woman’s Will.
A woman's will lately before a Phila¬
delphia court illustrates the mmtakos
made by testators who push philanthrop¬
ic hobbies too far. By this will the
daughter of the testatrix was to receive
the income of oertain real estate till the
age of 30, and then to have the princi¬
pal, unless she had a husband who used
tobacco and intoxicating drinks. In the
latter event the property was devised to
a Presbyterian Home Missionary Society
to support an indigent preaoher, who
was not to indulge in or teach such prac¬
tices. “A mortgage and notes of $990
were also left to the most trustworthy
committee to be found in the city for the
suppression of iutomperauoo and to¬
bacco.” To the wife of her nephew
the testatrix bequeathed liei “dear little
dog Frisky, with 8100 to care for him
during his life, and at his death to bury
him in Aunt Bally’s lot in Mount Moriah
Oc-metery.” By the deoisiou of tho
Oourt the little dog fared bettor than
the cause of temperance, the bequests
relative to rum and tobacco being held
void for vagueness. Yet the testatrix
had directed her executors to be careful
to see that none of her property should
be iu any way used to encourage the use
of rum and tobacoo through which she
had reached her orowuing sorrow.
The Colured Man in Polities.
Mr. George T. Downing appears in
the New York Freeman, the organ in
New York of the colored people, in a
lengthy letter addressed to Messrs. Dors
heimer, David Dudley Field, Algernon 3.
Sullivan and others, iu which he desires
the attention of the democratic party to
the position of t he colored man in politics.
Mr. Downing states that in his judg¬
ment the colored vote may be divided,
and a goodly portion of it won for the
democratic party, and he indicates as
one method of accomplishing this ’polit¬
ical end that a few competent colored
persons might properly be “appointed to
some prominent positions of honor and
trust in the North.” Mr. Downing is of
the opinion that “ it would have a molli¬
fying influence upon the whites of the
South tending toward a fuller acceptance
of the results of the war. It would ele¬
vate, attach and feed patriotism in the [
colored man.” The writer concludes as 1
follows:—“Gentlemen, believing that the j
incoming administration may relieve the !
country from an embarrassing and ex- j
citing question and leave the colored I
iteople more free to consider material
i 1 like questions of public policy, may |
1 beg of you to give yonr enlightened 1
mfinenoe in that direction ?”
Keeping Winter Vegetables.
It is too late to do some things for onr
winter supply of vegetables, yet as the
proper preparation began in the spring
we may give some hints of value.
Onions must be well ripened, secured
without much frost, and stored in a dry,
oool place; shallow boxes, like old
orango boxes do w ell in a cool cellar.
Squashes, well ripened, gathered be*
fore severe frost and stored in a chamber
near some fire, so as to be kept warm
and dry, will keep till midwinter or
later.
Beets, late sown, so as not to get too
large, and pulled before much frost, to
check growth, and before the warm au¬
tumnal rains have started the new
growth, indicated by numerous little
rootlets—if topped not too closely and
stored in a cool cellar in barrels, with a
few potatoes on top to prevent shrivel¬
ling, wid keep lit for use all winter.
Carrots need not be harvested quite
as early, and will keep in the same way.
Parsnips ntay be left in the ground all
winter, to be dug as soon as the ground
thaws, but this gives but a short season
of use. Dig a part before the ground
freezes and store in barrels. They are
not injured by shrivelling, and by Jan¬
uary will be fit for nse. The quality
improves in the cellar as much as in the
ground, and next to the potato it is the
most generally appreved winter vegeta¬
ble; plain boiled, mashed or fried, it is
always toothsome and healthful.
Common field turnips must be pulled
before much frost, topped closely, and
stored in barrels as beets. Though im¬
proved for immediate nso by frost their
keeping qualities are injured and they
speedily become soft and “pithy.” The
rock turnip, white French, and yellow
sweet, turnip, all of the rutabaga family,
will bear quite hard freezing without
injury.
Cabbages for winter nse should be
pnlled before the heads are touched by
liaral frost and planted in earth in a
damp cellar. For spring use bury heads
down in a trench in a dry, sheltered
place, where thore is good drainage and
the snow gives protection.
Celery is more difficult to preserve.
Prtoked upright in barrels or boxes with
fresh earth or sand, sometimes it keeps
well. Remove' any decaying outer
stalks and trim off a part of the leaves.
If loo wet aiul warm it- will rot, if too
dry it will wilt. Tacked upright in
trenches, covered with earth, sheltered
with leaves and hoards to keep out wet,
it sometimes winters well, and the green
plants oome out beautifully blanched.
Gardeners, of course, have special
facilities lor keeping their vegetables—
as pits and root cellars—but these jn.
strnctions are for the common farmer or
villager who cultivates a garden and de¬
sires to benefit by it the whole year.
Potatoes, as well as the above named,
keep best in the dark, in a temperature
just above freezing, in a damp cellar.
Mine has a stream of water flowing
through it from the waste of the aque¬
duct.— T. S. Gold, in Our Country
Home.
Household Hints and Helps.
When roasting a chicken or small fowl
(here is danger of the legs browning or
becoming too hard to be eaten. To
avoid this take strips of cloth, dip them
into a little molted lard, or even just rub
them over with lard, and wind them
uronnd the legs. Remove them in time
to allow the chicken to brown delicately.
A fruit -Inver cake is a delicious novelty
iu cake making. Take one cup of sugar,
half a cap of butter, one cup and a half
of Hour, half a cup of wine, one cup of
raisins, two eggs, and half a teaspoonful
of soda ; put these ingredients, together
with care, just as if it were a very rich
cake; bake it iu three layers and put
frosting between—the frosting to be
made of the whites of two eggs with
enough powdered sugar to make it thick.
The top of tho oake may be frosted if
yon choose,
Snur milk is so little used since the
advent of baking powder that few modern
cooks know how to dispose of a cup of
sour cream or milk ; hero is au old-time
and most excellent recipe forsonr cream
or milk cookies ; two cups of sugar, one
cup of butter, one of sour cream or
milk, three ‘ teaspooufnl of
eggs, one
soda; mix solt, roll thin. When the
cookies are cut out sift granulated sugar
over them, and roll it iu by pressing tho
rolling-piu gently over the cakes, taking
care not to flatten them too much.
How a Prize Ham was Cured.
J. R. Woods, of Albemarle county,
Va., who received the first premium for
a Virginia ham at the State agricultural
fair, describes his process of curing as
follows: “I cut out my hogs when the
animal heat is out, and to 1,000 pounds
I apply about one bushel and a peck of
salt. I put on the flesh side of my hams
between a tea and a tablespoonful of
saltpetre, before applying salt; if large,
I take them up and resalt where needed,
doing this sooner or later, depending on
the weather, whether mild or cold. I
hang up my hams in four or five weeks,
before which I apply as mneh fine
ground black pepper as can be made to
adhere to the flesh; do not nse any
sugar or molasses. Light should be ex¬
cluded from the house, especially during
the fly season. Smoking should be done
in damp weather, and a part of the time
the wood should burn in a blaze to dry
the meat somewhat, being particular in
not having the fire too warm. If the
meat in the fly season is given out after
dark and before light in the morning,
the pepper will be ample protection
against the fly; but if the house is
0 |>ened during the day, it may be neces¬
sary to use paper bags. No one can
have first-class hams without having the
right sort of hogs. The common biack
iiog furnishes excellent hams, but the
Berkshire, or Berkshire crossed with the
black hog. makes as good as lever saw.’’
Fivers—M alarial fevers are greatly
prevaler t in Toronto, Canada, and there
h .ve lately been numerous fatal cases oJ
typhoid fever.
NOTES MD_C0MMENTS,
The President of a Hartford fire in¬
surance company, being impressed by
the evils of over-insurance, asks for leg¬
islation to forbid the payment, in any
case, of more than three-fourths the
amount of the loss.
The greatest miser in Indiana put his
savings into life insurance policies, and
denied himself all luxuries and most
comforts in order to pay the premiums,
though his heirs were distant relatives,
for whom ho seemed to care nothing
They will get, now that he is dead, abou
831,000.
There are 80,000 widows in India
from three to five years of age who will
never again be married. In that coun¬
try as soon as a child is born a match is
made by the parents. If the boy dies
tho girl becomes a widow, and must
wear mourning for her intended as long
as she lives.
Seven men sat down to dinner recent¬
ly in Chenango county, New York State.
They were between the ages of twenty
and thirty-five years, and not one of tha
seven had ever used tobacco in any form,
had never tasted liquor of any kind, and
had never gone to a theatre or played a
game of euchre.
It is ecareely three-quarters of a cen¬
tury since the first tomato ever grown in
this oountry was raised from seed that
was brought from Italy and planted in
the garden of a gentleman in Salem,
Mass. In 1883, 70,545,896 cans of
tomatoes were packed in this country for
shipment abroad.
From a single grain of wheat planted
in 1881, says the Grass Valley (Cal.)
Record, grew twenty-two stalks, each
bearing a full head. These yielded 860
grains, 760 of which were planted the
next year, producing one-fifth of a
bushel of splendid wheat. This was
planted last spring, yielding seventeen
bushels, making 1,020 pounds of wheat
from one grain in three years.
Jcst now there seems to be a fancy
among fashionable people to nse owls—
stuffed owls—as ornaments to set on the
tops of bookcases or other suitable
places. Common owls stuffed sell at $3
to g8 each, white owls at $15 to $20. A
dealer in Boston says: “I have been
cleaned out of owls entirely, the demand
has been so large of late, and I have sev¬
eral unfilled orders from Chicago still on
hand.”
Travelers out on the red hills, says a
California paper, have often shuddered
at the sight of horned toads, which are
as numerous as blackbirds. The ugly
creatures are as much dreaded as rattle¬
snakes, but a Chinaman spent all sum¬
mer and fall gathering them. Recently
he made a shipment of two thousand of
the toads to San Francisco, from which
place they will be sent to China. The
toads are converted into various kinds ol
medicines, which sell very high. For
the cure of chills ami fever they are said
to be the finest things known. A toad
is placed in a flask of whisky for several
weeks, and then the stuff is sold as a
tonic.
Forty-five years ago the Britannia
was considered a remarkable ship. She
was 207 feet long and her tonnage 1,155.
The new Cunarder, the Etruria, is 520
feet long and her tonnage nearly 8,000.
The Britannia had engines of 850 horse¬
power ; the horse power ot ilie Etruria
is 14,000. Tho Britaunia carried 220
tons of cargo and 120 passengers; the
Etruria 5,000 tons of cargo and 1,500
passengers. The Britannia carried 500
tons of coal and her speed was 8| knots
per hour. Five years ago the Arizona
made the passage in seven days and
seven hours. The builder of the Etruria
says she will do it in one day less, and
in another five years it will be done in
five days.
The Meanest Man Yet.
He got on the front platform of a
Woodward avenue car yesterday morn
ing and had a brief conversation with
the driver before entering. When he
sat down the subject of conversation
had already been opened. It was about
the state of the thermometer.
“I looked at mine as Heft the house,”
remarked a shivering passenger, “and
it marked 12 degrees below.”
“What! only twelve below?” ex¬
claimed another. “Must he something
wrong there. Mine showed fifteen and
was going down at that.”
“Your’s must have been in a wain,
place,” said a third passenger. “1 have
a very reliable thermometer, and it
showed a little over sixteen degrees
below as I took the car.”
Two or three others had their say,
and when the cold had been brought
down to twenty below the moan man
rose up and said;
“Gentlemen, please wait a moment.”
He opened the front door and the
thermometer he hung u-p was handed in
to him. He took it aud passed it from
man to man, that all might see. It
registered exactly 6even below. Not a
word was 6aid for a long time, but the
silence was at last broken by the shiver
ish man saying:
“Well, if that thing is to bo sprung
on truthful men iu this fashion I’ll
not rido on the cars again this winter 1”
—Detroit Free Press.
Internal Revests. —The collections
of internal revenue in the United States
during the first six months of the fiscal
year ending June 30, 1885, were as
follows: From spirits, $34,064,395.
from tobacco, $12,732,399; from fer¬
mented liquors, $9,570,492, end from
miscellaneous sources, $151,282; total
receipts, $56,518,563, being $4,270,786
less than the re »ipte for the same period
if last vear.
The Weather.
Lieut. Charles W. McKim, Portland,
Ky., _ states: “For twenty years I suf¬
fered with rheumatism. During the bad
weather my suffering was terrible. I was
about to give up. Some one suggested
the application ot St. Jacobs Oil. I tried
it and,its relief was rapid. In half ao
hour I could stand up. I no longer sof¬
ter with the puna.’’
excitement unabated.
— Cleveland, O., Herald.
x esterday and the lay before we eopied
into our columns from the Roches tor, N. Y.,
Democrat and Chronicle, a remarkable state
nient, made by J. Ij Henion, M. D. a gen
t-eman who is well kn r.vn in this city. Jn
that article Dr. Henion recounted a vonder
Xul experience which befell him, and the aext
flay wo published from the same paper a
R.'Cond article, giving an account ot the “Ex
e.tement *°” s statement in Rochester," caused by Dr. Hen
ticdee It is doubtful if any two
ai w re ever published which caused
greater commotion both among professional
people Since and the laymen.
waving been publication of these two articles,
we sent besieged with letiers Dr. of inquiry, and
al-o a communication to Henion
°Pf. H. H. Warner & Co., asking if
any additional proof could be given us as to
tlie validity of the statements published. In
answer thereto we have received the follow¬
ing letters, which arid interest to the entire
ruadac Verity every statement hitherto
uWLtlltH: _ Your favor Rochester, N. Y. The
published is received.
wmch you statement, refer is over my signature, and to
J true in every respect,
the owe my life and present health wholly to
power of Warner’s Sale Cure, winch
snatched me from the very brink of the
grave. It is not surprising that people should
question the statement i made, tor my re¬
covery physicians was ag great u marvel to myself us to
my and frl u is. * * *
J. B. Henion, M. D.
olRSi Acknowledging Rochester, N. Y., Jan. 31.
ceived, your favor duiy re¬
we would say': The best proof we
if 11 8 r lve .y° u that tho statements made by
Dr. Henion are entirely true, and would not
have been published unless strictly so, is the
t mowing “fl-'^ testimonial from the best citizens
es t er ’ ami a card published by Her.
i Dr. route, which at liberty to if
you wish. you are Warmer use
il H. k, Ca
'b Whom it msty Concern :
In the Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
of December 31, there appeared a statement
in the form of a card from Dr. J. B. Hemou,
of this city, recounting his remarkable recov¬
ery from Bright's disease ef the kidneys, after
several doctors of prominence had given him
up, by the use of Warner's Safe Cure. We
are with personally Dr. He,.ton, or by reputation acquainted
and we believe he would
publish no statement not literally true. We
are also personally or by reputation acquaint¬
ed with II. H. Warner it Co., proprietors of
that remedy, whose commercial and personal
standing order, in this community are of the highest
and we believe that they would not pub¬
lish any statements which were not literally
and strictly true in tc. cry particular.
C. If. Parsons, (Moor of Rochester.)
Wm. Purcell, (Editor Union and Adver¬
tiser.) W.
D. Shu art, (ax-Surrogate Monroe
County.) Edward
A. Fkost, (ex-Clerk Monroe
County.)
E. B. Fenner, (ex-District Attorney Mon¬
roe J. County.) M. Davy,
ester.) (ex-Member Congress, Roeb
John S. Morgan, (County Judge, Monroe
Co.)
Hiram Sibley, (Capitalist and Seedsman.)
IV. G. Rowley, (ax-(Jounty Judge, Monroe
Co.)
John Van Voorhis, (ex-Member of Con¬
gress.) —
To the^ Editor of the Living Church, Chicago
There was published in the Rochester Dem¬
ocrat and Chronicle of the 31st of December.
a statement made by J. B. Henion, M. D-,
narrating disease how no had been cured of Bright's
of the kidneys, almost in its last stages,
by the use of Warner’s Safe Cure. I was re¬
ferred to, in that statement, as having re¬
commended and urged Dr. Henion to try the
remedy, which he did, and was cured. The
statement of Dr. Ht-nien is true, so far as it
concerns all other myself, and He I believe it to b3 true in
mine respects. I was a parishioner of
and visited him in his sickness. I
urged him to take the nediedn:; and would do
the same again to any one who was troubled
with a disease of the kidnsys and liver.
Israel Poote, (D. D.,)
Late) Rector of St. Paul’s Episcopal Church.
Rochester, N. Y.
Ireland’s Improved Condition.
HER FEOrLE NOT LIKELY TO BE AGAIN
COMPELLED TO BEG FOOD.
An English correspondent says be had
on interview with Mr. William O’Brien,
editor of United Ireland and member
of Parliament lor Mallow, in the county
Cork. In answer to a question by the
correspondent as to the condition of the
people in Ireland, Mr. O’Brien said :
“The prospects of the Irish peasantry
were never better than they are at the
present moment. There have been many
winters before this when it has required
desperate means to get food and fuel.
Thank God, that is over. The Irish
peoplo are now so situated that they can
take care of themselves and each other,
aud that is about all they have ever
asked. Como what may, there will be
no more famines in Ireland to appeal
to the benevolence of the rest of the
world. The farmers have learned the
lesson taught for so many years by
Charles Parnell that they must secure
Tor themselves and for their children a
decent means of support, they are as
a rule striving to support themselves
properly. The landlords now recognize
the fact that the support of the family
is the first charge upon the rental of a
farm, and their claims upon the farms
are gradually slipping away from them.
Their interest in the farms is worth but
little now, and It is decreasing year by
year. The level of comfort in Irish
farmers’ homes has been distinctly
raised within the past few years, and
Ireland will never again be compelled
io go, cap in hand, to ask America 01
any other Power to keep her people
from starving.'’
Neglect of Horses.
AN ILLINOIS FARMER TELLS HOT? HE
TREATS HIS ANIMALS.
Shall I be far -wrong in saying that the
horse is often a neglected animal on tho
farm? Sometimes a farmer practices
economy by stinting the work horses
in food during the winter for the reason
that they are doing oomparatiYely no
work. The houses stand idle perhaps
for weeks, receive little care and scant
food. In the spring they come out very
weak, and if put suddenly to hard work
are injured by it.
Of course there is danger in overfeed¬
ing. But the best farmers give a steady,
good diet the year round. It may be
expedient to feed less for a time, when
the horses cannot be properly exercised,
but in that case do not forget to gradu¬
ally increase the quantity of food as the
time approaches when the horses must
be put to steady work, Also endeavoi
to begin with short days’ work and ac¬
custom them gradually to severe labor.
The horse is keenly affected by harsh¬
ness and neglect. To drive or work a
dispirited, unkempt animal whose ribs
can be counted tells a tale of shiftlcse
ness, to say the least. Nor must the
quality of food be forgotten. Oats are
a highly stimulating foci. For work
horses I like a mixture of bran and oats.
It is strengthening and wholesome as
well as stimulate** to nerve faroa—-C
T. AC, KnamnUe. JK.
It A»tun!sli< d the Public
everywhere, ihey '"ill find Dr. Pierce3
••Col.Hi Medi-al Discovery” a beneficent use
of his tci mi tic knowledge in their behalf.
Consumption, bronchitis, cough, heart dis¬
ease, fever and ague, intermittent fever,
dropsy, neuralgia, goitre or thick neck, and
all dis uses of the blood, are cured by this
world-renowned modi', ine. Its properties druggist* are
wonderful, its action magical. By
Cicero: To live long it is necessary to five
ilowiy. _______
r Jhe surprising success of Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound for the sev
: eral diseases peculiar to women forcibly illus¬
trates the importance of her benehcent dts
eoverv and tho fact that she knows how to
make the most of it.—Da. Haskell.
The itc man luav not be much of a skater,
but he is able to make fancy figures on ice.
ITenvt Pains.
Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness,
Indie .vim], Headache, Sleeplessness cured bj
‘‘Webs' Hea lth Itencwcr.”
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These dime museums make no bones of ex¬
hibiting live skeletons.
| Kessuan’s Peptonized beef tonio, the only
j 1 preparation ofbeef containmgits blood-making entire nulti -
tious properties. It contains
t force generating and lile-sustaining dyspepsia, ^ properties;
j invaluabio for indigestion, nervous
I prostration, and ail forms of general debility; the
j also, ill all enfeebled conditions, whether
! | result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, resulting over
work or acute disease, particularly if
I from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard &
1 Co., Proprietors, .New York. Sold by druggist!
Beau—“Why do you prefer a wood fire?”
Belle—“’Cause it pops!”
“Umicli on Corns.”
Askfor Wells’ “Rough on Corns.” 15c. Quick,
complete cure. Hard or soft corns, warts, bun¬
ions.
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Man is made out of the dust of the earth, and
some of them are terras all their lives.
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The Worst Urethral Strictures
speedily cured by our r.ew radical methods
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Kentucky has a law prohibiting the sale of
j illustrated police literature witliin its borders.
Something for all the Preachers.
! Itev. H. H. Fairall, D. D., editor of the Iowa
i Methodist, says editorially, in the November
(1883) number of his paper : “We have tested
I I the merits of Ely’s Cream Balm, and believe
that, by a thorough course of treatment, it will
I cine almost, every case of Catarrh. Ministers,
as a class, aro afflicted with head and throat
troubles, and Catarrh seems more prevalent than
ever. We cannot recommend Ely’s Cream Balm
; too highly.” Not a liquid nor a snuff. Applied
, to nostrils with the finger.
“I must shake off this bad habit,” said a
| tramp, as ho gazed at his tattered coat.
“Blichn-Pniha.”
j Urinary Quick, Diseases, complete cure, Scalding, all Kidney, Irritation, Bladder Stone and
! Gravel, Catarrh of the Bladder. $1 , Druggists.
“Sly how is all unstrung,” warbles a fair
poetess. Wonder if her beau had been on a
racket.
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Wouldst see blitho looks, fresh checks beguilei
Aye, wouldst see December smile?
'Wouldst sec hosts of new roses blow?
Carboline makes the hair to grow
On the lialdast of bnaris
An exchange says that it makes a woman sick
to keep a secret. 'When haB this been proven?
“Say, why is everything
Either at sixes or at sevens?”
Probably, suffering my dear nervous of sister, because
you are from some the diseases
peculiar to your sex. You have a “dragging
de
kinds.
and be cured. Price reduced Prescrip¬
tion” to one
dollar. By druggists.
Massachusetts was the first of the thirteen
original colonies to introduce slavery and Geor¬
gia was the last.
‘'Rough on Rats ”
Clears out rats, mice, roadies, flies, ants, bed¬
bugs, skunks, chipmonks, gophers. I5e. Drug¬
gists.
| hear The after camel listening is the only to bird that learning we yearn to play to
a man
the violin.
Important.
When yon visit or leave New York city, nave baggage,
express?!go and $3 cnrrtaga hue, find stop afc the Urana
Union Hotel, opp site Grand Central depot.
dol'am, 60ti elegant $! and rooms, upward titted up at European a cost of one plan. million Ele¬
supplied p r day.
vator. Restaurant with the best. Horse oars,
stages and elevated railroads to all depots. Families
can ijve belter for less money at the Grand Union
Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the city.
/
It will entirely the worst form cf Female Com¬
euro and Llcera
all Ovoriua troubles. Inflammation
MSS&ffi* MTO
of Lite. in on
the uterus
Ni family should be without LYDIA E. PINKUAHTS
Liven PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness and
torpidity of the liver. 85 cents a box nt all draggis^
Patent Foot Power Machinery. business. Couplets
O utfits for actual workshop
With them Builders, Cabinet
Makers, Metal and Wood Work¬
ers compete with steam power.
Machines on t rial if desired.
Proof of value, prices, full
detail, illustr’d catalogue, free.
W.F.A:JuIiii If Arnes Co*
Block lord, 111*
Address No. 3% Ruby St.
rev. 1 L. lKIl ULAS
s:i snobs, best line
for gentlemen,are the
Glov- Calf Top M vved
, cafortliep
S- oeshiAmer i e;
mi le in Button, Congrdsiand Toe,
Line. Medium Loudon
very stylish and durable, ray
no longer; you can get by :»s
V coo<! a shoe for Sent
J foot directed. State
mail, i Outage free, Ale tsu e as I guarantee
size you usually usually wear, w mill st le want <1. DouBlaij
a fit and perfect s;itlsfactiv, latlsfaction. u . W. ... Ja. — - -
Brockton , >!« »<■ Ret- ill dealers wanted.
R. U. AWARE
THAT
Lorillard’s Climax Plug
bearing areil tin tug; that Lorillard’s
Rose Leaf fine cut; that Lorillard’s
Navy Clippings, and ‘ that Lorilliud’s ------ --- Paulis. !»i at«
the best aud cheapest, quality considered ?
TELEGIiAPHY
—AND—
Railroad Agents’ Rusinea*
taught *t MOORE’S BUSINESS UNITER
SITY, Atlauta. O a. Send tor Circulars.
_
nPiiiM Df- J. Stephens. Lebanon. Ohio
100,000 ROYAL PRESENTS!!
— AND A —
Xions X,onn «,t Very Low Hate.
^ abjcrlbera. Only E
j cents we will mftl! you our miner 6 mourlis on trial, and Immediately send > oa
I ,
which will entitle the ho
each; 109 Hiem-WIndlaa; Watch**, $iO eachl
San Sliver each; SO
Meek. Chains, SIS »
$15 each; IO Silver Winner
Service-,. SUfG euchi IO Silver Ten Seta, a, J&MU »U« each; eackt 1« 1* Beta B F^rtsr Furniture,---- 8100
each; GOO S«lid Cold Itlnffa, S3 c-nrhj uoh; 500 S»» Set* Seta Solid Solid 8Uyer SMve T»;a •*« i|iiaa i, S to a
&OB **: pairs toadies' 1
tc*t >09 pal useful ,1 and an valuable
eut», which we we ean can not cnutaeraic here, 111 be
partial manner. •. Presents Presents will will be be je sent sent to to any an; part of the United States or Canada. Every person sending us
60 cents for a 6-months’ i-moi trial subscription bscription to to our paper is aiso privileged to apply for a loan, to be made out or
advertising advertising profits, profits, ibo tho amount amount borrowed borrowed bem* brine permitted i© remain unpaid as long as the borrower remain*
a a subscriber subscriber and and keeps keeps eps the the the interest i; interest rest paid. paid. pn On On the t basis of 850.000 circulation (which will probably be doubled)
the business and profits ■ofits will will approxi approximate as follows: “acEIFTS:—250.1XX) yearly subscriber*. *2W.OOO;
1,000 Inches advertising. *2.50 *2.50 perlim oer line, *15 per Inch, 241st *360.000; total, *610,000. EXP EM 8ES*«—For par
space taco I*©! urlcr depends on Its 250,000 subscribers, for advertiser* nay for space
In propoi but 25.000 circulation the profits would be but a tenth of the amount,
There •efore f on as subscribers are doing us a a favor favor when when they they send send ua us their their names, names, we we desire desire to to return return favor favor fof for
lavor. long a« An.jr subscriber who desires to borrow f rom *100 to *">(*) at^4 per cent^ the princlpaKo stand
CONfflTIOllSs'Tl^ii^dTffucted^f^m foa^L^You^^ud/wd^al^noTe neighbors 1 !, ^?*tUeiCCtfrlty al£ei •r ;d. cent. pro
vlded you will scud the names of several of your ear after date, for value received, n»ww, I »
to whom we can refer—not as to the amount of property you e to pay to tiia order of th© publisher
worth but as to your good character. Every subscriber lira tat and Conrier the sum Of----dollars,
must st pofitively positively agn agree to show the paper and present to his with .merest at 4 per cent, per annum after
friends and neighbors. When When a a loan 1 Is made, the adjoining matu rity. It i* understood and agreed that
form of i note note will be sent scot with with th the money to the subscribe” ubgcribc r ’s s no part of the priBoipftl of rhto note wiJ] be de¬
nearest bank or exprei ess office, and no note need be several signed manded or become payable (except at roy
until the money is paid •aid over. over. Send S the names of pleasure), as long: as I remain a paid-up sub¬
references, and Immediate Inquiry will be made. If no loan scriber to the above named paper.
is desired, no references need be sent. (Hajned)
90S OSLO WITCHES FREE
'WHO WILL SEMI THIS QUICKEST t
In maTring up the above list of presents, we decided tore^ei
■to be divided equally among the first 900 subadfi hers received
send 50 cent* you yo will be c entitled entitled to to one one receipt receipt good good foi foronepre.
If f your your letter is the first 900 received you will also be en
a beaut if ul cold watch. The watch is one on third larger than the
Wewtllaei nd a printed list of the tie awards, nwn irdi s, free, free, and and all all present r
forwarded to holders of receipts as tlD they r may direct. A list
of watch winners will be published in our paper, The 50
cents you send us la the regular price for 6 months, tin lerefore
you pay nothing for the present. esent. Subscribe Subscribe at at once, once. Don’t
watt watt a a day. day. We We willsenayou will send you the thepapcrSmont r 9 months r and 2 r
bered receipts good for 2 presents, if you send us 75cents.
Send$l and the e paper paper will be mailed ed you you 1 1 year year and and 8 3re
setid ceipts good for 3 pr gents, Gct 5 friends to join aud you, and
*2.50. O. and and we will I the paper 0 months 1 num
bered re’ ceipt loreac your subscribers and 1 extra for
your troi >uble. Positi vely no further postponement. Send
10 subscribers, with *5, 1 we will send good you 12 subsorlp-
13 receipti Tlils offer Is only until
erfbers already, and
desire ed number. Our
1 patrons an dbers, whom we nu umber by thou
ntls, should go to woi ork at once and help us increase
lour • list list by by 50 this this grand grand and and generous generous offer. offer.
(ONLY CENTS ---_ _ _ fsrMS and one a fe«»Cr receipt got
lone present. A» to ©sir reliability, reliability, we we reJer i to
Inny I Bank or Mercantile ntile Agency* Agency. Remember R*
these these are are presents presents to to our our subscribers, subscribers, giyi gi y« n n to to them them abi abso
lutcly free. TUisls achance of allfetimc. the true path¬
way to your fortune future fortune. be Every if subscriber will but gets a
prize. A may yours you stretch
for thy our hand to receive it. It costs only 50 cents to try___
from —is it possible youicillletitpaisf Postal Note Postage be obtained. stamps taken P*mttby Postal ”
places where a can not Note, plain envelope orexpress.l
Address Chicago Post and C ourlnr, Morrison Bld’g, Cor. Clark St.and Oa lhrnn Place, Chicago,111. I
.....”
The /-y riiysl
only tUatj_( Iron Jtr [J clans and
medicine 1 q\f> Jfj Druggists
’ will not blacken commend
\A. u RIT Y
’ orlnjure the teeth. the best. Try It
A SU RE APPE TIZER, BEST TONIC KNOWN.'
i’Will cure quickly and completely Dyspepsia, Weakness.^
Malaria, Impure Blood, Chills and Fever,
and Neuralgia.
INVALUABLE
FOB LADIES AND FOB ALL
PEBSONS WHO LEAD A BEDENTAEY LIFE.
.RELIE VESINDI GESTION yrtpTsQf CURES DYSPEPSIA.
It is a sure remed y ( f VjT^ ( JL - ljmuscles,tonesandy It strengthens the
diseases of z
the Liver Kidneys. and\Q\PURlT y\. Y Ay Invigorates system. the, *
Mm*
Brown’s Iron Bitters com¬ T Brown’s Iron Bitters is the
bines Iron with pure vegetable tonics. H Best Liver Regulator—re¬
It is compounded on thoroughly sci¬ f£ moves bile, clears the skin,
entific and medicinal principles, and 13 digests the food, CURES
cannot intoxicate. Belching, Heartburn, Heat
All other preparations of Iron cause E in the Stomach, etc.
headache, and produce constipation. 8 It is the best-known remedy tot
Brown’s Iron Bitters is the ■EW I
ONT.Y Iron medicine that female infirmities.
is not injurious—its does T The genuine has above trade-mark
use not «
even elacken the teeth. o and crossed red lines on wrapper.
It not only cures the worst of N Take no other. Made only by
cases
Dyspepsia, but insures a hearty ap- Brown Chemical Co.,
t*etite and cot,' dteestier O Baltimore, Md.
Red Star
IT TRADE MARK.
__ Absolutely and Roisons.
Free from Opiates , Jymclies
A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE
For (hmffhft, Sore Throat. IIonmne**. Influenza,
Coin*.llronehltln. Croup, Whooping Chest, and Cough,
Asthma. Quinwv. Pain* In other
i ot the Throat nu<i Lung*.
Pbick 50 Cents a BO’cstlk. At At Dkcqoists Drcqg akp DEALKH8.
THE CHARLES A. VOtiELKlt ('OXPART,
Baltimore, Baryl&wil, C. 8. A*
CATARRH ELY’S
- -i LV'S , CREAM BALM
nostrils, when applied will into ab- the
be
bed, effectually of
the head
'MUtJ healthy virus, causing
m Jfi secretions. It
l.Vrt a lays inflammation,
^ Am | protects the membrane
lrom fresh colds, com¬
pletely heals the sores
and restores the sensei
| of taste and smell.
IgfSjS* iieve. Not A few a Liquid A A application! tho thorough orSnuff re
''O'' lie u a J 1 treatment will core.
HAY-EEVER ‘ Agreeable to use. Send
SSS
by mail ELY registered. Druggist., Oirego, N. Y.
IIKOH.,
WE WANT 1003 BOOR AGENTS
forth® new book TIIIK i Y-TilKEK YEARS A MONO
OUR WILD INDIANS
By Gen. DODGE aud Gen. SUERMaN. The f M te«t soiling
* hook out. Indorsed by Pres t Arthur Gen’s Grant, Sherman,
. | Sheridan, and thousands of Eminent Judeee, Clergymen,
Eld.tors, etc., as “ Th* Beet and Finest Illustrated Indian
Book Ever Published.'' It takes I ke wildfire, and Agents sell
10 to 20 ad&y. 87*76.000 sold- Its Great Authorship
■nd Solid Merit make it the booming book for Agents,
U*Sfnd for Circtilare, Specimen Plate, Ertra Terms etc.,t(
▲. 1». W OKT11IX til ON Js CO., II art ford. Conn.
CONSUMPTION. I hi positive remedy for the above disease; Its
use t! ave housan a of ot the worst kind and of by long
s cases
standing have been cured. Indeed, strongts my faith
in Its efficacy, that J wi 1 send TWO BOTTLES FREE,
together with a Ya l.CABI.STREATISE on this disease
to any sufferer. Give express and P O. addr ss.
DR. T. A. ryf.isi Pearl St., New York.
ALLEN’S
ORIENTAL
BALM.
THE GREAT SKIN
REMEDY.
Removes from the
face aii blemishes, such
Freckles, reckles. Pimples, les, Moth, Mot . Tan ___
and and and give* give*
to the con mplexion lexion the the
freshness of youth .
This is not a paint, is
prepared from the pre¬
scription of a celebrated phyaician, and is warranted to
contain no lead.
SMITH, DOOLITTLE A SMITH.
LAMAR, RANKIN Bt « OD . *»-
4
Southern Agents, Atlanta, Ga.
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rlltra EiUc DJ hv frl Mail Oil 8-Sqner® Files Send for filing hand <r cot
hum ton ton gin gm saws. saws. Send foi for Price List and
sare money. Agents wanted for Newton Pat. Kotary
File 6 Filer. V A S NEU TOV.CJrfineville.CoBa.
CAROS
Many a Lady
is beautiful, all but her skin;
and nobody has ever told
her how easy it is to put
beauty on the skin. Beauty
on the skin is Magnolia
Balm.
LYDIA E. PISKnAA’S
TeietaUB Cupel
IS A POSITIVE CUSS
For Female Complaints nn««
common to
our best female population.
All Sorts of
hurts and many sorts of ails of
man and beast need a cooling
lotion. Mustang (.iaiioent.
1
Home Items and Topics.
—“All your own fault
If you remain rick when you can
Get hop bitters that never—Faii
—The weakest woman, smallest child, and
sickest invalid can use hop bitters with safety
and great good.
—Old men tottering around with rheuma¬
tism, kidney troubles or any weakness will ba
made almost new by using hop bitters.
wife and daughter und 1 were healthv by
the use of hop bitters recommend them
to my people.—Metnodist Clergyman.
Ask any good doctor if hop
Bitters are not the best family medicine
On earth 1 ! !
Malarial fever, Ague and Billiousness, will
leave every neighborhood as soon as
hop bitters arrive.
“My mother drove the paralysis and neu¬
ralgia all out of her system with hop bitten
Ed. Oswego Sun.
'jjf' Kcep the kidneys healthy sickness.” with hop bit
ters and you need not fear
—Ice water is rendered harmless and more
refreshing and reviving with hop bitters in
such a draught.
—The vigor of youth for the aged and in
firm in hop bitters! I I
i —“At the change of life nothing equals
\ ( Hop Thereto.” Bitters to allay all troubles incident
—“The best periodical for ladies to take
monthly, and from which they will receive
the greatest benefit, is hop bitters.”
—Mothers with sickly, fretful, nursing chit
dren. will cure the children and benefit them¬
selves by taking hop bitters daily.
—Thousands c’io annnally from some form
of kidney disease that might hop have been pre¬
vented by a timely use of bitters.
—Indigestion, weak stomach, irregulari¬
ties of the bowels, cannot exist when hoy
bitters are used.
A timely * * * use of hop
Bitters will keep a whole family
In robust health a year at a little cost.
—To produce real take genuine little sleep hop and bitters child
like repose all night, a
on retiring.
j3?“Non9 genuine without a hunch of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, poi¬
sonous stuff with “Hop” or “Hops” iu theii
THE UPM-KABIT
EASILY (TIRED. ADVICE FREE.
Dr. J. C. HOFFMAN, Jefferson,Wis,
Nervous Debilit y
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