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Till: JOKER’S BUDGET.
WHAT WF FIM> l> TIIK IHMOKOI'S
PAPKUM.
PEOK*B bai> hot.
“Bv. will you do miss favor,” asked
the bo i boy of the groccly man. as lie
sat down on tin- soap I*>k and put Ids
wet lv> on the stove.
“Y , y-e-a,” said the grocery man
hesi! 1 wigly, with a feeling that he was
liald • to Isold. “If you will help me
to catch the villain who bangs up those
disreputable signs m front of my store, I
Trill. What is it?”
“I ward you to lick this stamp and pul
it on this let*er. It is to my girl, and I
want to fool her,” and the loy handed
over lie- letter and stamp, and while the
groc •t v as* was licking it and putting it
on. the .My filled his pockets with dried
pcni-ln-s oil! >! a box.
“Th Hint's a small job,” said the
greet ,-v r. i, ts he pressed the stampon
the )eii r with Ins thumb and handed it
back. Hut how are you going to fool
her?
“T ; i * (list business,” said the boy,
as he h a,l V. • letter to bis nose and !
smell; it 1 th stamp. “That will make
her to i You see. every time she gets
a letter from me she kisses the stamp,
because she tliinks I licked it. When
she hisses this stamp and gets the fumes
of plug tobacco, and stale beer, and lim
bing cheese, and mouldy potatoes, it will
knock her (loan, and then she will ask
me what ailed the -‘am|., and I will tell
her ! got you to lick it, and then it will
make her sick, and her parents will stop
trading here. Oh, it will paralyze her.
Do yon know, sou smell like a glue f.ic
tory. (josh, I can smell you all over the
Store. Don't you smell anvthing tliat
Hmcm fiponr'fl V
Tim grocery man thought he did smell
sons thing that was rancid, And lie
looked around the store and finally
kicked the hoy's boot off the stove and
said, “ It’s your bools burning.
Gracious, open the door. It smells like
ahot box ou a caboose. Whew! And
there comes a couple of my best lady
customers.” The ladies came in and
held (heir handkerchiefs to their noses,
and while they were trading the hoy
said, as though continuing the conversa
tion;
“ Y - , pn cays that last oleomargarine
T got h re is nothing hut axle grease.
Wli don't you put your axle grease in |
a diiVeicnt kind of a package? The j
only way you can tell axle grease from
oleomargarine is in spreading it on
panes!;- s. Pa says axle grease will
spread. Wilt your alleged butter just,
rolls right up and acts like lip salve, or
ointment, and is only tit to use ou a
pore—”
At this point the ladies went out of
the store in disgust, without buying
anything, and the grocery man took a
dried codfish by the luil and went up to
the boy and took him by the neck,
“(kill ! ist, yon, I have a notion to kill j
you. You have driven away more custom
from Ihi.s store than your neck is worth.
Now you git,” and lie struck the hoy
across the hack with the codfish.
“That’s just the way with you all,”
says the boy, as lie put lii.s sleeve up to
liis eyes and protended to cry “when a
fellow is up in the world, there is noth
ing too good for him. but when lie gets I
down, you nimil him with a c idtisli. |
Hince pa drove me out of the house, and |
fold me to go shirk for my living, I
haven’t had a kind word from anybody, j
My churn’s dog won’t even follow me,
and when a fellow gets so low down that j
a dog goes back on him there is nothing j
left for him to do hut loaf around a |
grocery, or sit ou a jury, though I know j
more than some of the beats that lay '
around the court to get on n jury. 1 j
am goiiift to frown myself, mid inv death
will be laid to von. They will find evi
dences of codfish on my clothes, and
yon will be arrested for driving me to a
suicide's grave. Good-bye, I forgive
you, " and th > hoy started for the door.
spwrrtNO tiiii mffrukpkie.
“Wed, dad," he suddenly began, us
he placed a top rail in place, “I'm
twenty-one years old to-morrow.”
“Y-e-s,” grudgingly replied the old
inau.
“Ami I'll lie my own boss.”
The old man looked troubl'd, and it
was a long three minutes before lie said;
“Bee hare, Sam, I believe you have
jumped ahead a year. ”
“Can't be, dad. The date is down in
the Bible, and in vour owu writing."
" ’’L'ls, eh? Wall. I never got anything
right within a month, and I reckon 1 let
it run along three or four weeks before I
put it down. We'll call it a mouth."
“Not much! I’m going to work for
Deacon Calkins to morrow.”
“Maui," said the old mao, us he lei
the maul down beside the rail-cut, “this
’ere fence has got to go up if it busts the
country. I’ll have the time down to
two weeks, and if you pitch in smart you
can call mo old man after neon to-mor
row. ”
Sam agreed. It was better than work
ing for jlii per mouth. —Detroit Fr<
l Voiv
AN Al.l’ilV’U ; UI.V WISF. FAWIim.
Tie r-' is * farmer nl<; is V’s
. l noiigli to make bis K's
And study mem*- with his l’s
And think of what lio C's.
Ho hour- p chatter of the J’s
V ■ h.-v ioh other T's
And K'i tine when a trio l) K'i
It makes a home for It’s.
A ii -\ lie will t' s.
r , haws slid (>'.
A . ■ k S ho tt .; X Q'
'to. • .o. mg for his T's.
In i , ;si- ail X [,'a,
\ u ' “ ■ - t' l* l o‘s.
And w h nli- ' . I.is sod liy spells.
Ho afro mm - l-is tinso.
it. t’. 1 1 t,,v i-i Whitehall 7'iiiicn
a i. i•. .a.
Here is a lev'-letter iudors and as mi
thentic by tin.' GninsviUo (Ga.) Faglr:
"Dearest Amelia—My love is stronger
than patent butter or the kick of a youn .
i.iiv, '■v-usa lions of exipi.site icy .“ 1
tlrrouo . in ' like cohorts of hits tnroi:-. i,
a army cracker mul caper over luy hem :
1 ; , i- L ieg goats oi; a stable roof. If - 1
a- t’l I could hit myself bv ray K>.-:
itraj ; >.i the height of a church steepl .
or lik. .in old staperhorse ie a given p.
tore. As the me n pilp '■: -■ in ',
sweet milk, so do I hanker after y o
* rese'.ce And as the goslin swimmet!
iti the mini puddle, o do I swim in i s
of (lelightfuluoss when you art near m
My heart llo t s up mid down lik 'ai-Mini
dasher and my eyes stand oven like c.l
- doors in a country town, and if mv
love is :: it r sdpr vm- and I will pine avi
and die like a pci oned bed-bug, and •=*
can come and catch a cold on my grave.
NO CHAW IN THE AI R AT.
“We can’t stand tliis sort of meat, sir. ’
said the spokesman of a delegation ol
the crow of the steamship Louisiana to
Capt. Gager on n repent trip.
“What’s the matter with the meat !
inquired the captain of the steward.
“Nothing at all, sir. It’ s * P*** 5 ® °*
abin roast that I was obliged to send
down be,cause the stock ot meat for the
IT w ran short. It is fresh, tender meat
idste it yourself.” CapU g.-j - ta-- “
it, and said to the spokesman of the dele
gatiou:
“I can see nothing the matter with
that meat. It is as good as I get, and is
very tender.”
‘‘Well,” said the spokesman, “we
don't like it. There’s no chaw in it.”
A FATHER'S ADVICE.
Aa Old l.eller whlrli m Fromin.-til Alims?
.Tln-chanl in Frond Of,
Tlie following is a copy of a letter
which a prominent and very successful ■
business man ot New York received j
from his father when starting out in life. ;
It is something that every boy should j
read and preserve:
My Dear Son: You are now starting :
on the ocean of life, at your own risk i
and to be guided pretty much by your j
own steering, so that under Providence, i
your future uncross, happiness and re- j
spectability will depend upon yourself. ;
By way oi' assisting you to shape out 1
your course, 1 shall make a few sugges- I
lions in the way of adviee to guide you. j
When you arrive at Mr. (who, by ;
the by, is an old acquaintance of mine !
and an excellent man), you will deliver ,
him my letter, and as soon as j
possible ask him to set you at j
work. Anything you are at a loss about [
or don't understand, ask his direction i
and do exactly as lie tells you, being j
particular to do everything as lie directs, I
and as neat and quick as possible.
Should customers find fault at any |
time, be very slow in contradicting them, j
and then do it pleasantly, and always
coax them to trade, for on that depends
Mr. ’s success and your usefulness.
When there art- no customers in, look
around, dust off the shelves, counters or
floor, and see that everything is in its
place. Do not lie idle a moment,
and upon no account absent yourself a
minute from the store, at. least without
his consent, and seldom then. Be par
ticular in obeying his directions, and
should he find fault at any time (which I
am in liopoH he shall never have occasion
to do), do not answer back. Above all
things, be honest and never tell a lie. In
all things show him that you are useful,
and that you have liis interest at heart,
and you may depend he will use you
well and give you many advantages
which will make your situation comfort
able to yourseif and profitable to him.
In so large a city you will meet with
many temptations and plots to lead you
astray, and that by those you least sus
pect. T pray, ruv son, as you value your
character, your health and your soul, do
watch and pray against them, and the
less you are out the better chance you
will have lo escape them.
When you have leisure from business,
improve yourself as much as you can by
si inlying and reading at home. By nil
means attend church every S.iMndh. for
more persons have gone astray and come
to a miserable end by breaking the Sab
bath and drinking than all other causes
put together. Remember that. And as
you were 1 niptized and hroiightup m the
Presbyterian faith. I would recommend
that you follow the same. I,ay not down
Vour head lit night or raise it up in the
morning without r.'turning thanks to and
.ashing the hlcs.ing of Almighty God.
Be particular with whom you keep com
pany, for by your company von will be
judged.
Head these instructions frequently, and
uiay God bless and direct you.
Youn Aiu la rioNAru Father.
VARIOUS KINDS OP DRUNKARDS.
ail-11 M lio are llrnlii, all I In' Time mol All'll
Wlio are >ncr Drunk.
Home men seem to become drunk
suddenly, giving no previous indication
by thickness of articulation or unsteadi
ness of gait; this being eoniAionly the
case where mental excitement from other
causes—as a heated discussion —prevails
at, the time. The most dreadful and
astounding cases are afforded by those
unfortunate people who are never sober.
How they manage lo survive so long as
they do is a mystery. There are men
who lnvvo been perpetually under the
influence of liquor for twenty or thirty
years. Of course, the brain must have
nocome permanently injured, so that, we
may infer that the drink these persons
now take has little or no real effect on
them, and that their State would be just
the same without it. Others, again are
systematic ami punctual drunkards of
regular habits, men who take their
quantum and are put to bod unconscious
' every night, yet are capable of attending
to their daily business in the most ex
traordinary man nor. These, as a rule,
never exceed a given amount by so much
ns intermittent drunkards—at any rate
not so soon, for tin* inevitable conse
quence is only a lift!-* longer deferred,
i The writer knew mj old doctor in Jamaica
1 who used to aver that the climate was
the tinest in the world. “Yellow fever,
sir?” he would exohum—“ not a bit of
it 1 A vulgar chimera I A malicious libel
on us I The fact is, it's the vicious
irrognla drinking lmbits of the people
[ here that kills ’em. Look at me! 1
drink a bottle of brandy every night,
; and have done so for thirty years. I get
tipsy seven rimes n \;jck. in an orderly
i ami dee lit manner; mid Vytsjjever had
yellow fever nor a day's Amt
to ull appearance he was a tine Healthy
| man of sixty live or seventy, with a beard
as white ns silinv. Yet he was carried
: off suddenly bv a trifling indisposition
s incidental to the climate; and it was
found on examination of his papers after
; death that his age was only fifty-two.
It does not by any means follow, either,
i that because a man is never intoxicated
• lie niav not be drinking too much. Men
employ;,! ip the greet breweries in
‘ Loudon, especially the draymen, con
-1 sume an enormous quantity of beer.
: The daily allowance which their em
' ol'yes give ih, m is a very large one,
but :! vmi Ii - ill le -mw iv eto
that; and the draymen, in addition, get
j much gratuitously from the customers to
, whom they .re always delivering the
•; casks; so that ton or fourteen quarts is
no exceptional consumption for one man;
vet the y arc not drunkards, in the
... ii-.iarx so so of the term. The very
nature of their work necessitates the
employment of none hut steady men.
strength being also a sinr. <)ua tio/i. I'iit
if one of these mi should break a lii
or get confined to bed from any oilier
| r.echleiit, h is almost sure to got and hr dim
'mens; and n scalp-wound freqm
! kills him. Brewers’ men are uotori-m
i : h,,-;pi als a- being the Moist eases to,
operation, h, mg prone tm xhd i: all tin
most dangerous complications wide
letter the success of si; ■ goal tiv
ment CVioi ibt Jou n
Fouticai, Economy.—-A certain Con
tinental Countess was interrogating her
son’s tutor on the progress young hope
ful was making in his studies. “ How
gets on the Viscount?” son .....
•'Wonderfully well, my lady; iv are
working hard at the sciences. T
Viscount is particularly well up in
chemistry.” “Indeed, ah ! then Henri,
my ehild, do tell me what is dynamite”?”
• Pardon, madawe, interrupted the tutor,
but nowadays dynamite does not belong
to chemistry. It is considered as a part
and parcel of political economy. ”
7
“SMVINCIM^
Ili* EHUf’ly
ever di'Acove.cd ai 11 certain m its
an*l dosa irot blister. RKAD PROOF
1-0 W.
Nvmj him 1.400 I>ollnr4.
Adams, N. Y„ J? n. 30,188 ‘i.
Dp. B J Kk.vdall A Cos., Gent*lXav*
inK DB<l a ihl of your Kendall’* Sp*rin
Cure Nfitb mucc-ijw, I thought I would
let jou know what it ban tloat* for me. Two
year* ago f ha>l as ly a eo’t w.s ever
railed iu Jefferson <'oanty: When I w *
breaking him, Da kioksd over the crow bar
*ud rot (ant uud tore one of his hind iei!B all
to |itees. I employed ths bew farriers, but
they Mil said he was spoiled. H* had a very
Iar 44 tharouthwpin. and i
**i your Kendall’s Hpavio Cure, and it look
the bunch ntirsly < ff, and he fcold after
ward* for $1&0O 1 have used it for
best FpHvmc and '-rind iraffs, and it liasa>-
KajH cured ceaipletely and left the
aoif otk.
It ma ftideodid medieine Tor rheumatism.
1 have reaeaieiended it to a many, am)
1 buy ail say, it does the work, i was in
Witkerington A fCnetlaud’H drug store, in
Admits, the other day, end h:iw *. ver/ fine
picture you sent them. 1 tried to buy it,
butcoal'i not; they said if J would write to
you that yon would send *ne one. I wish
you would, and I will do you U the good l
cin. Very ieijer.t ally, E. S. LTiAN.
V 10m llae Akron I’oimiiercml, Ohio,
of flfor. asia*, iss •
Reader* of the CoMMKKCIAb oa i not well
forget that a larga spine nai for yeirs been
taken up by advr rlisu.hn*nts—t;i
pMeicklly ofaedrfa'Ti Spavin Cure. W liave
lid dealings with I) -. Kendall for many
VQ*rp t and wo know of Home lan<e
houses in citiesneir by, who huvj alwo dalt
with him for many ve.ir, and th* truth i.*
fully and faith full / jr veu, uot only rh-n h:
is h f oo<] honest mao. and ihut this
ted Spavin Cure is n and only nil that if, is
reoiuiamended t he, btr ’hit the* Eoyl nh
is not eapable of ruoairu u ting it
tvo k i^nly
Keudail’.i Sp’iviu Cure will euri’ • 1 lvinv.
There are hundreds of caves in v.hleh that
has been proven to our nertai.i know edge,
hut. after all, if any person c >n!i :e> me
fulness of tbiseeleUntted medieine t ettrlng
spavins oloue, they ai *ke a hi
is the b w *t Medicine known as an outward
a rplieatifiu fur rhuunaati u ni in iLn 1 hucian
fpTaily. It i good f*r pal mm e.ud indie , sweU
lings nd lameness, and i*ju tas uV.y ai>
r>!iei t. men. woin-n and children *is i. is * >
hosts. TANARUS know that, there nr-j other *OO 1
iinimen h, bitwe do believe I.l?is spavin
emc to be f.r better than r. y ever invented.
Koiul:illV Si>txA'in (Jure
ov U CM AN i’U:-U.
VKVAV, Im., All”. 1 !th,
Pit. B. J. Kkvdai.l. A Cos, (leu ’M'h
pit* of oirenlrtFH receive 1 1.• I /. •
s-*.nd ni t soui * wifii my iniori 1!, t>r-n • t •> 1
one side on!y. En > Ken i 1 t’s S.hvi-i *
ion excellent dmuand with u ■•'l inu on
ly f>r animal*, but for liu nan oilni 1 a's .
Mr. Jos. V I-.:. 011a o' the leadiu 4 f,ll* aun
in our county, juained an aaklc nuliv, an
knowini* the vsJue of the rornefy for horse*
t'ic lit on himself, and it did fir b itter than
he had expected. Cured the sprain in short
order.
Yeura respectfully, C. O. THBBAND.
iV c’-i ,n' par bo-tC, or i In i nr s.i,
All druy.d*ts have it or r n •c‘ it for y*a, o •
i will be aunt to au/ a i tres 1 01 •• • *4l >.’ of
orio •, bv ’..he pr Njiria’.orl)r„ i> .1. ICenlall
& Cos., Mnosburyh Falls. Vt. Send fcrillm
irnted circular.
Wold loy a.ll Drvi^slwt*
Relief from Cough in Ten Minutes
H DENis'oN’a ri
DALSAIIC SYRUf
Reel Spruce Gum and Button Root.
marK
ii. '.■. . i V.r;, ...
FOR ALL DI3F.ASE3 OF THU
CHESTon-J LUNGS,
Couffhs, ( ij!i> DV, tit-’, !. l:00lht(l ( Out/,1,
■r!riwwm'inc ::>umuhumlwim ,wrerx..'f r wiwwi
Hoar,*.-, < x, Ifjhwtza, /.<vx(j/T.*iiv, spillingqfJVooiK
/Atfirult lu'titl/t.injj, ct<\ This Balsamic Syrup will
prevent and cure Consumption whet: taken in tiw?
Coughing, in many casts, cea* * in Un minutes after
Ulstal . It ' goi .an i s-tc \ r
sleep ensues. The most agreeable and effective
• ■ v.’mnranoHßVtm v .jiniwß - irj
Cough Remedy
-r., smarr r-uotxjcaoir i mmm ■rwTT’k* <ma .n— mr uwwMW-ni
a: ( Month! /•. t 7.’i taken in p rfet softy by the
■ nmr *.■ a * ■vv._. t H l *** iiikmin>iiiiirw
. The J i/yCough l Lung Medi
cine—trill.
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PEMBERTON, IVERSON & DENISON,
MANUFACTURING CHEMISTS,
sole rnoi’uiETor.s.
ATLANTA, - - - GEORGIA.
LIMIMEi
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P ■. i : >•',* Atlanta, (?a.
£T-:N.Eh: Tour 3Drvugslst for
For all injuries in miui or beast nothing equals
iIAUiiURG Liniment.
J B. PARK,
Attorney at l.air,
OreenesliorD, bn.
rradices in Greene, Mor jan. IVt 1 \ win
llaiuv.ek, Taliaferro, O?lctho-pe, Clarke
Hiehrnond, Warren an 1 MoDuiH Count es.
Refers to lion. A. H. Colquitt, Gotoruor
of Georgia: Hon. A. 13 stepliea% Biember
of Congreas,
J.EW ADV EKTISEMENTH.
1100,000 DOLLARS
IN
:B6QTS, SSOSS & HAfS!
Siaugntered in Boston in One Day-
Under the Auction Hammer.
Tarver, Cash inf & Co.’s
BITJER IN THE RING.
and Wonder.
at
(r
Button wurtli
<;£i '' Heel From 4-2-li. Best Ouali'.ies,
SHOES.
Bootiat 1
1 -00 Blfr. 7. wurth 100
I '(1 Ba.s. i>o worth Z 5
ioo Bix Top at 1“0 worth 2 frl
KOO Pair Kvl Button Boots (big bargain) 200 worts 400
;< a Genuine Bargain aai v.t asntU rut'ail t> ne than.
MEN’S fS 3 !<>!•:.
YlO i'iir Mei’.i OiU Skin S.i.sea • $ 7.1 wax t $ 1 2o
720 Pair Man’s Oongreia Gaitcra at 100 worth 150
U 5 Pair Men’s Calf Skin Ba its at 1 25 w -rth 2 50
895 Pair Men’s English Bafr. at 125 worth 200
*9/ Pair Man’s Hand Sewed Saoes at 490 worth t> 00
M 9” Pair Men’s Hand Sewed Boot- at 550 worth ,9 00
itas“ioo,ooojrruukt an ijfl'rtva'.ing Btga t<in a >l.l Very Ci• >.7j
GIVE US A CALL AND PRICE OUR SHOES vN’i) YCU WILL BE CON-
V INC ED THAT NVE ARE SELLING THEM CHEAPER THAN
EVER BEFORE'KNOWN IN Tills M ARK El.
TARVER, CASHIN & CO.,
'N
833 Bxoad Street. AUGUSTA, GA,
DA Y & T ANN A 111 L L
AITCFl T sTA Cr EOHGI A,
Wholesale Dealers' in
CARRIAGES, WAGON'S. SADDLERY, i.EATHERMO >ACH MAI’ERfYI
BELTING, E IC., ETC. ,
ix.ivini; iiurcllA*.!, ou the Ist ins'., Ihe iiitare<- of Mr. S. H. S bley ii<"Tu . ti-.i <.i
DaY. TASNAHH-I aC, we resueeifuliy solicit the patronage of the public fo the
( w firm, ft" * <>■• K - O'V ."isr.ime. ea* greitl,- ,i lii pricee, a splendid u-ori
of v.-i ekring lr i.fr,
\V : have the Ag-n > for Wilson. Gild A Cos., Plii aielph;. Wagin' am Girt
the tei work lor plan tat ioi us ton sale in the United State!. ALo Agents for
ihv Od Hickory Wagor, wine i ranki nex and the Patent Hay Rat k Bony.
Wa enutinue th • Manii'sti.ur > •' oar One Horae Wagons, as favorably known to
the planters of this vicinity. Also, a full stack o< tHwnasa. fine Saddfrry, (>ik
and Hemlock Sole Leather, Harness, Skirting and Bridie Leather, Ci!t’ Skio
Sk e Findings. Beat quality Hoyt’s Oik Tanned Haiti ig an I Gu-n Baltin/aid
Packing. Tbe beat Ltcing ever Brougnt to this in irk W-.goD Msteria!, Axles
Springs, BdU, Snalie, Spokes A: Fine lfruak ,' Si..c tela, Buggy Umbrellas
Children's Carriages, ml style?.
THE BEST WAGON
—ON WHEELS —
IS MANUFACTURED BY
FISH BROS. & CO.,
RACINE, WIS.,
WE MAKE EVERY VARIETY OF
Farm, Freight and Spring Wagons,
And by confining to oue class df work; by employing none bnt the Boat
of UOKKMI N, n l FIRST-GLASS IMPKOY l) M AdlllN LRY and the VERY
BEST of sKLKCTLD a THOROUGH K.NuWI.LI>GE of the business, we bare
Justly earned the reput^^^^^^^^Bg
“THE ON WHEELS.”
the following so
e Hereby M 1 WAGON N,> well made in ‘‘very partic
ular and oi good :• ‘ length of the same is sufficient for all work with fair
usage. Should any i. of defective material
or workmanship, v. be’iurnished at place of sale, free of charge, or tho
price of .-aid ;i>t. will paid iu cash by tiie purchaser producing a
sample the an
Knowing we can -ce from > f 'lie United Stages. Send
for Fxices and Terms,liAClNE AGRIGILTII ‘.Si’, to
IHMMMWWK FIMI UKOM. A CO., Kaclue, WU,
t Marble Forts
•-Tfcrtiv'.
v S|Pi liWftd Stieet, Near Lower Market, Augusta, Ga.
' ‘V;
• o i Monu.vents, rombstonss *>n t Marble VV.irkjeaderally, always
vLfyvC hand and male to order. A Urge selection rofy tor Utteringf
v&sipfe .f-ic- and del very short notice. Severn! hnuireis i new designs of
m.f*t m.;d?rn style of Mona'U 'nts furniikei at a lower price ban ever bsfor
in thi- marh t, and of tlx? tie., worinannaliip. Similar to ra.ii or tas new On a fed
era • Moanntan' erected by m> in case City. [tnar 3,'82,
YYE TO EXECUTE ALL
JOB PRINTING
SWITH NEATNESS AND AT*THE LOWEST PRICES.
Cards,"Sill Heads, L-itc-rjHeads,
Note'Head?,;Oirculars, Pamphlets,JHaiid Billr-.JEte.
■:v'e>fii;;DUPLICATE AUGUSTAgor ATLANTA PRICES."”
AU ask’is that yon'call at: ‘-n Home Jopbsal Office and exam
our Si-icieiens and Prices.
VAf^TIINK.
JIAM FACTIRERS of /
Cotton Cins, Feeders,
PRESSES, CONDENSI4RS,
Colton Seed Oil NXills, Sa- W Mills., Etc.
214 to 222 Marietta Street, and 16 to 2 0 Found, y Street,
ATLANTA, - GEORGIA-
W. A. KIMBROUGH fr CO., Agents,
’CREENSEORO. OA.
XlAlift °! and of long expe*
■ WW V vience .re running B. B. B.
Botanic Blood Balm, and offer td> CURE
to thoroughly eradicate from the blood!
any stubborn case of Scrofulous, Cuta
neous, or Syphilitic Blood Poison, ask
ing no money r util cured. Any humbug
about that? y s
BJ§ lsLin&g?n cases Cutaneous
nyinyficyf eruptions, Itch
ing Humors, Eczema & Chronic Stheu
matasm cured with B. B. 35.
troublesome Pimples,
VrlylaVl Blotches ami Splotches,
enlarged Spleen and Diseased Xdver.
relieveel with 33. 15. 35.
STUBBORN
land:;iar Swellings, Tumors and Mer
curial Taint, cured by using 35.13. 35.
#
Poisons, affecting old
and young, recent or
long standing, thoroughly eradicated
by Hie use of 33. 35. 33.
IPkfl Duit have eontami-
ViYWßllOnated and vitiated
tlie blood for ten years, are thoroughly
antagonized by using I S. 33. 33.
HAI/F * you Scrofulous children?
w Ki Rave they any breaking
out of tlie skm, or hereditary Rheuma
tism ? B. B. B. will cure them.
DIT jET ffVI troubled for weary months
with a loathsome form of
depraved and impure blood—Poison
Blood ? B. B. B. will wake you up.
IDCn sound and well—is the
WrVJCI/ language of all who
ui ftV Syphilitic Diseases, and whose
blood has been made pure and clean by
the use Of Botanic Blood Balm.
UInTH one ho £ le of B - B. B. you
W w ■ I I I are well armed and; prepared
t° any ease of impiure, vitiated or
bad blood.
•
BP O A postal card addressed to
■ Da B. Bn 8., Atlanta, Ba„
w ill secure a printed list of certificates,
embracing some of the most horrible
cases and wonderful home cures of un
paralleled Blood Poisons cured with
B. B. B. you ever heard of
Call on any Druggist, or at
78 % Whitehall Street, ATLANTA, GA..
Forsale Wholesale and detail by
C. A. DAVIS'& CO.,
r —T> .swm—Tw-i-■ ■r - - - '
A Post-Office Order.
A general order has been issued from
the Post-Office Department at Washing
ton to the following effect: “Postal
cards and prepaid letters are to be for
warded if requested. Prepaid letters
shall lio forwarded from one post-office
to another at the request of the person
addressed without additional charge for
piostage. All letters upon which one
full rate of postage has been prepaid, and
all postal cards, shall be forwarded from
the office to which they are addressed to
any other office at the request of the per
sons addressed, or of the person whose
card may be upon the envelope or whose
name may be signed to the postal card,
without additional charge oi postage.
Such forwarding must be continued until
the person addressed is reached.
Bishop Peck, who tips the beam at
three hundred or thereabouts, was at
one time attending a Conference where
the supply of beds was not equal to the
demand. ' The Bishop, after being intro
duced to the party who was to share his
couch, eyed him ail over and said: “So
you are to be my bedfellow, eh? Well,
when I sleep alone I'm crowded. ”
XHS TTifkll short iu his accounts, is long
enough in settling up.
A Pacer.— An excited old lady with
green spectacles and a green veil alighted
from an omnibus in Boston the other
day, and hurrying up to a policeman
asked where she could find an officer
of the Society for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Animals, explaining with en
ergetic shakes of her umbrella that one
of the homes drawing the omnibus
from which she had just dismounted
was limping dreadfully and, of course,
suffering tortures. At that moment the
omnibus started on again, and the old
lady cried : “There! I told you ha
wasn’t fit to work ; pist see his pain
ful efforts to go.” “Painful be dashed!”
responded the policeman. “That home
is a pacer, and tiiere ain't nothin’ in the
world the matter with him.” The oiucer
was right, but tlje old lady will never
believe it.
If tou want to find a logician, go to
vour tailor. The other day one of these
fractions of the human family was over
heard to remark; “I never ask a gentle
man for money.” “But suppose he
doesn’t pay you, what then?” “Well, if
he doesn’t pay me within a reasonable
time I conclude be is not a gentleman—
and then I ask him .”—The Judge.
Czakdine says, “I don’t want my son.
Henry, to learn type settin’. for the
boys would call him a ‘settin’ Hen,’ 11