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AMEKICUS, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, MAY 5. 1871.
Number 11.
Dw’LYmiu. •Jso.W.tnoH. Wit MoCxcxi.
YARNELL, LEIGH & CO.,
COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
Foot of Market Street,
Mr Special reference to Chattanooga BaoRaT
jan. S0,-3ni.
ATLANTA AUCTION*'
AND
COMMISSION MASfT.
UNDER THE H. I. KIMBALL HOUSE
Fronting on Railroad Avenue,
ATLANTA, GEORGIA.’*
C ASH advances made on consignments—Ne-
gotiatiqns effected, FRANK SMITIH, “
and Broker. ^ Special attention paid to the eale
hand liiy stock, such as beef
march 2S-tf.
cattle, horses and mnles for sale.
Professional Cards.
jj, v. U AWKINS. FRANK *. BURKE.
HAWKINS & BURKE.
k ttornoy« at Xmw,
Americus, Georgia.
Jno. D. CARTER,
limSST AIT LAW,
Americua, Georgia.
((£«- iu Americus Hotel building, comer ol
Ucu »nd College streets. may 18 tf.
C. T. GOODE,
Attorney at Law
AMEKICUS, GEORGIA.
if office over W. T. Davenport's Drug store.
JACK BROWN.
A. ttornoy at Lia w ,
AMERICUS, GA.
«« Office iu Court House with Judge Stan*
fob IS it
N. A. SMITH.
Attorn oy" at Ziaw.
T BE MERCHANTS .ml PUBLIC will find it
to th.it interest to examine our stock ol'
Bacon Sides,
Bulk Sides,
Shoulders, Hams,
Flour, Meal, Bran,
Com, Cow Feed, Soap;
Starch, Pickles, &c.
BARLOW k CALLAWAY.
r Office on College street, i
-t to Bepubli
feb 25 tf.
SAM LUMPKIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
OFFICE I NKER HARLOW HOUSE.
AMERICUS GA.
pra.Ti.-f all the Courts of S. W. Ga.
,k!t M, lit permission, to Dr. Wnu A Greene.
J. A. ANSLEY,
Attorney-at'Uiaw
Amorious, Ga..
K.J practise in the Courts of Southwestern
'"'fpa and in the Lnited States Court* at 8a-
ii.uh. Special attention givhn to collection of
DUPONT OUKKKY
HAWKINS & GUERRY,
Attorneys-at-Law,
tiu-ir professional service* to the public.
“• cjouune to nractico in Sumter and adjoin-
* n, ‘ ,u Ututed States Circuit apd
-■.net Uurts at Savannah. Particular atten-
*’? F 1Ton to collection*. Office—corner College
George W. Wooten,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Morion*, «... Gro.
Phillip Cook,
Attorney at Law,
AMERICUS. GEORGIA.
Wi in the Counties of nacuu,
l* Ue < Webster, Schley and Dooly.
• ui the Supreme Court of Georgia,
fence in Wax
~*I*lefraph Office.
iOTT HOLLOWAY
--?F NTI8 L;
L-fwilha °'. tr Mrs ' c * A Wright's Millinery
feb. 16,-ly..
°R- WILLIAM A. GREENE,
AMEBICUS, GEORGIA
guNTLNTES to '
V lQ J «urroundi
®-iMa of
jstjtb?
i
of the liberal
^S^SmSUSSStSiSi ih^'
tSsirsaaSlBgBiS^
'•“loater house, nearly opposite A. A. A
HomotFAl.
D^THOMAS E. SMITH won.d infonn his
r*“« wdn
Mound at ai! timee. .
,£*}**• He solicit* hi* old
^*.1 generally to caU on him. ptomising to
wiSt?*** 40 U^bertof
Dr S. B HAWKINS.
IP ° mcE « Dr. EkJrH»V Drag Eton.
»?*"“ "* *• Mmlwabt Church.
*! 1 *«*“> ‘Mierth. good people of
“«htrj canmUy.
W. BARLOW.
MCKKKL CALLAWAY.
BARLOW & CALLAWAY,
Wholesale Commission Merchants
Americus, Ga.
J. H. GAVAN,
No. 11 Alabama Street,
ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
i* sole agent for the sale of £h* celebrated
CINCINNATI BEER,
for the Rtato of Georgia. Sold at Brewery
prices. Has always on hand
Unrivalled Deodora,
Whiskies, Brandies and Gins,
which lie sells low for cash. ap28-ly
CHEAP AS THE CHEAPESTI
G. W. GLOVER.
30,000
Barrels, Half Sacks and Quarter Sack*.
20,000
pounds Clear Bib Bacon Side*.
oyim:
■T FRANCES L. KEELED.
las! how little do we understand
The human heart, although each mortal
breast
Doth feel its throbs and own its presence
there!
low oft we strike its sadwt chords with
words
Unkind and hush ! how oft destroy its peace
By some unguarded glamflf, home selfish act
That vanishes like theiaornmg mist, to ne’er
Again be tl(Wght^f^y oarselvc, yet goes
And cornea forever in that other heart I
How do wearing with agony, when we,
Forsooth, would only jistJ How do'we crush
It by unj usi remarks, aod ways that speak
A lack of tript! and thji^gh we know what
balm S .
Would soonest heal ou^fcwm ye fail to find
The remedy for other ■’We give
The fewest, faintest words of cheer when
they TU
Are needed most, v and we Withhold our love
When deepest yearned^ prayed for almos
asked. f >
O! if the heart could only*%Ad the heart,
What unknown things, wha£^se%ret- sorrow
would f J *
Be then and there reveajjtf! Mysterious
st rang A y '•*
It is, more than strange, that hearts will not
Unto each other yiehft themselyss and give
The contentsvp ! Yet soit is! .They ne’er
Unbar the halted doors, and when they
light
The mystic lamps within their chambers
deep,
They keep the curtains closely drawn so that
The unvaried light of truth may never
gam
From out the windows.
Ob, the human heart!
None, none but God can penetrate its mask
And tru^v understand its life of lives ; . 0
The ' konjpcommunings that^ are whispered
Ths|Qpia^t^woe^fhe-ho^^lh b«Jf
And those all spoiled by blight; the wasted
And untold struggles that are traced upon
The sacred tablets of its hidden cells!
frmm i T
Take Them aaTeafinJThem.
In all the busy times of life,
While josting one another, —.
ainly mark each speck, eadi fault,
Pi,.
Interests do not lilind them,
Who has resolved, with all their friends
To take them as they find them !
I mean that other kind of folks.
In common styled the neighbor,
f Smiths,
and Browns,
And Tompkinses and Greens,
Who in this moving world of ours
Are ever on the scenes;
They do not want your lecturings,
TliqAma joufruli. b*i»4 Ilia,
So, for the future, ’tis the best,
To take them as you find them!
Mlaoolla]
5.000
Lard.
pounds Bulk Moats.
Cheese,
Sugar,
Coffee,
TOBACCO, SNUFF, &C.
Onion Setts, • ^ j
Garden Seeds.
Whiskey of all Grades.
Boots and Shoes. * — - •
GOODS to the amount of XOO pounds sad up
ward, delivered anywhere within the city limits
free from Drayage.
-TERMS STRICTLY CASH, “W
G. W. GLOYER.
jan. 28,-3m
Mormon Elder desert him in Michi
gan.
From the Detroit Free Press.
A little incident happened at the Grand
Trank Junction Friday liveiniig, which
gave a hundred passengers any quantity
of fun and merriment, and resulted in
the reclamation of three women who have
for several years past been living in Salt
Lake City in the capacity of wives to a
Mormon eldernaraed Coleman. It seems
that Cpleinan*left Salt Lake City some
days ago for a trip to the East, having
aome church matters to see to on Long
Island. What is a little unusual for Mor
mons to do, the elder decided to have his
three wives accomjpany him, it l>eipg his
intention, fr^tnone'of; the
diem to assist in the conver
sion of other women. The party
along to Chicago, and there stopped for
day or two, taking a look around the
city, upd the elder making some purchases
tosend'to friend# at-Salt Lake. They
left Chicago Friday, it being the intention
t<£change off at Grand Trunk Junction,
Ii»ke, tfeat polygamy waa joow a Recog
nized institution, iiu, the land, and that
J ^'JCongrepu had sanctioned it While they
’did not believe, they could not dispute,
of them were ever allowed to
read any other than Mormon publications.
They determined to boldly refuse to pro
ceed with him farther than Abe junction,
and trust to the ehivahy of the passen
gers and tlielawof the Btate to prevent
laltreatment oTbeing forced on. When
the train arrived there, the elder.,found
that he must wait for a conple of hours
before connecting with the Grand trunk.
The quartette sat down in the hotel par
lor and the elder then proceeded to lay
down a programme for the balance ot
the journey, telling hie wives that the
least show Of insubordination wonld
suit in their arrest.^ They did not reveal
their plan until, the four were on the
platform, and the train within a few min
utes of starting. The oldest wife then
plainly told him tueir intention, in a quiet,
even voice, and. added that if ho wanted
to create a “ scene” they were ready for
it Coleman was at first thunderstruck,
and then gave way to a burst of xage.—
While thus excited, one of the women
disappeared, and the other two walked
into the ladies* sitting room, filled with
passengers, and sat down. He followed
them in, threatening them first with ar
rest, and then with instant death, if they
did not immediately get aboard the train
with him. Having taken the first step,
the women were plucky enough not to
back down, and defied him to do his
work. His loud and passionate conver
sation at length attracted the attention ot
a railroad man, who walked up to him,
and in his English way exclaimed : ‘‘See
’ere, you feller, wot you fooling around
’ere for ? Hif you don’t hexercise a lit
tle care, hril knock you hinto the middle
of next Monday ! ” Coleman saw that he
vtois helpless, and was fairly white with
i|ge. He tried to reason, offered money
4od promises, but the women were firm,
and warned him that if be did not quit
their presence, they would expose him to
the passenger, and secure his arrest.—
What could he. <16 f Any .' white man
would have mashed his head in a minute,
especially if asked to by a female in dis
tress, and Coleman saw that to use force
wonld end in his arrest. Having said
“ they wouldn’t, ” he felt quite sure thd
his wives would not go on, even though
the trunks in the baggage car contained
all their finery except what was being
worn. He was making one last appeal,
when bluff John Bull came back again
and stormed: “See ’ere, you blasted
swell hof a pocket-pitcher, hit you don’t
bo bout of ’ere in two minutes, 1x1*11
break hevery bone bin your body, hi
will!” The game was up, 1 '' and, as the
conductor yelled “All aboard, "Coleman
sneaked out and got aboard the train,
not caring to lose the baggage and wives
both. As for the women they looked
over their pin money, found that they
hod about twenty dollars between them,
and determined to come to this city. The
missing one was found in the woodhouse,
where she had taken ref ugo, and the three
walked to the street cars on Michigan
avenue, and then rode in. One of them
passed over to Windsor, after dinner, and
the other two were at an intelligence of
fice oq Woodward nvcuue during tho af
ternoon, to secure places as house
rants, calculating to remain in the city
nntil some better arrangements cai
made.
Notice.
Co«rt for W.b.t«
tter tli.i? MOKDATi
Uurd Honda; in Msv.
. » y^gggjEig
T ®!* Receivers Notice.
i .ttt.ilM
1.x luitn? ?’ K T lL * purpose of receiving tbs
Hayeth* 8th.
W° n » Tueadar x •
V. t “fciassday, Hit
iwxDist.h
April,at JOd ' W.***
and take that route through, the elder
claiming (hat he bad friends at Port Hu
ron. The four occupied seats as near to
gether as possible, aqd, to avojd romark
or ridicule,* each one was furnished with
a ticket, thus seeming to be going along
like ordinary travelers. At Chicago only
one of the wives was registered as “Mrs.
'Coleman, ” the other two giving other
SEKmVlrffirooms,
Coleman staung to the Clerk that they
his nieces. It seems that while the
elder was out trading, during their stay
in Chicago, the women got their heads
together, and determined to give him the.
slip. Oue had beon married to l£xn five
Groceries, Provisions,
COUNTRY PRODUCE.
, 8i lbs to the Dollar.
,'good, 60. cts. per lb."
.'Bacon,
as cheap as can be had in the
city..
ja=s=-We ■wish it um
that we do not keep or.deal in oihcr
Liquors of ally kind.
m'ibi
8tateth<
encountered, but were
met by Coleman just as they were de
scending the stairs. Hi* inquiries 'were
t*rifef« C *’
aMl. r „
thus suited, although appearing suspi
cious thereafter. Iu coining oyer the
i . £ Central road, the four occupying two
frj 1 'gb^terlat^ir.rOSMminat »«■
JI lour, steal, 4EC., 2^ d to tok< , sm9Ve> tlrat there
' - xraa no each thing *» losing his four huu-
dred Doonds ofjjjatrimoayonatrain run :
S&t
mSfl
laying another plan. He had informed
Them, previous to departing from Salt
without reason, and in every sense such
an unmitigated offence against civiliza
tion as to merit the epithet barbarous.—
We can stand the posterior promontory,
the shoes with heels in the centre, so
that, indeed, “the hollow of the foot
makes a hole in the ground,” and the
waving and switchy movement of the
body, and that.brave swind of the arms
which ever prompts to a military salute
—all this and more we can stand; but
the head-gear of the day we are com
pelled to cry against as unbearable.
Yet wo only now put in a plea for our
dear little friends under 12. Oh ! take
the hay-stacks from their heads and
shoulders! It is a crying wrong done
to them.
Now, sweet sixteen has notions of her
_ irn, and we may say a will of her own. —
Besides, she is a candidate, and has a
right in some sort to fix up her own plat
form ; and while she does, in our opin
ion, greatly mar her form by this day’s
head gear, she is not exactly under her
ma’s control, and if she damages her
prospects she must take the consequence.
Therefore we venture only to give this
bit of., advice—for we love them all
—and that is to free their gay heads from
the abominable burthens which must be
as uncomfortable *nd unhealthy as they
are ungainly and shocking to good taste.
But mind you, fair young friends, whose
friendship and good opinion the Dit-
patch would not lose, hardly for the
world itself, wc sesame no authority;
but in humble attitude we supplioate the
queens of lovqand beauty to make them
selves more beautiful by a little independ
ence in this matter 1
With reference to our dear little girls,
for them we would head an insurrection.
Their heads are not so near the grave
that their hair should be dead.
Sitting Up with a Sick Friend.
Mark Twain’s First Experience
as an Editor.
I was a very smart child at the age of
thirteen—an unusually smart child* I
thought at the time. It was then that I
aidmjflret newspaper scribbling. Mid, Timra Ne« larkLaMr.)
most unexpected to me, it stirred up s Few persons outride of tho newspaper
WUat It, Gotta to Keep Them. Up
—the ManU for Starting New
fine sensation in the community. It did
ndeed, and IuwTery proud of it, too. idee of the force employee, end’tSe
» printers “devil,”-'end a pro* amount of money relmiredto conduct a
gressive laid aspiring one. My nude finst-class journel in New York,
had me on his paper (the Weekly Han
nibal Journal—$2 a year, in advance-
500 subscribers, and they paid in cord-
wood, cabbage, and unmarketable tor-
Husbands keep out of the Kitchen.
Husbands ought “to keep out of the
kitchen.’’’ A Iiusliand who did not, thus
V^tfes of tho consequences :
' I found some fault some timo ago with
- Maria Ann’s’custard pie,- and tried to
offices* and few indeed inside, have any tell her liow hiy mother made cnstaid
nips), and on a lucky summer’s day ho
left town to be gone a week, and naked
a if I thought I could edit one issue
of the paper judioiously. Ah, didn’t I
want to try ! Hinton was the editor of
the rival paper. He had lately been
Little Girls and Roasted Hair.
orb or fashion’s abominations.
The following well conceived and just
condemnation of one of the most glaring
follies of Fashion is from the Richmond
Dispatch, and worthy of all serious con
sideration :
We love the little girls—those sweet
buds of womanhood from seven to eleven.
We often- wish that they could never
grow older, and that their ^bright happy
faces could never bear the traces of the
sorrows, disappointments and' cares of
this world* Holding these sentiments,
cannot withhold the expression of
complaint ngaist Fashion for dress
ing up the heads'of so many of these
terrestrial angels in the artificial mimi-
cry of hair—a miserable imitation, which
together with their own naturally soft
and glossy ringlets, is made to . appear
crisp and dead as though it had been
roasted in the fire. What an abomina
tion 1 First the natural hair of the in-
nooents seem to have been wound around
a poker as hot as it could be not to set
in the. flame, and then over that
is placed the coarse imitation, dead and
lustreless.
We have been an hnmble victim, an
amiable acqnisescent in fashion—seldom
daring to find fault with whafrwo always
know the world—and what’s more im
portant, the ladies—will assuredly adopt
But we .cannot submit tamely to this out
rage on innocence, beauty, grace, and
•lth. We will at least protest; and
j beg mothers, as they prize, those gra-
b* to save these tender, and!sweet char-
• of theirs from UuAdaily monstrosity.
iey are so gentle, and, like infants, it
seldom that they (Jan bo ungraceful if
they try. They are full of health, and
that precious oil distilled by health that
penetrates the tubes of their ringiots and
gives. them their charming glossiness
" ‘ Md to
please fashion. To see one of these in
nocents, with ,beaming-face and rosy
cheeks, with a mountain of sundried or
kilzhdriod hay fastened lampily with
pins, like batchers* skewers, beneath
their.bonnets, is indeed an abomination.
Tho whole matter of this huge burthen
wool and flax and old rags, or lint,
r, and tree-bark and 'dead hair) that
' v piles upon young people’s heads
From the Louisville Ledger.]
Taking care of the sick is oue of the
cardinal principles of secret societies,
Odd Fellows, Masons, Knights of Pythi
as, Sons of Temperance, Sous of Malta,
Red Men, the Knights of E. Clamplus
Yitus, and even the Kn Klnx moke it a
point to take care of the sick. The mem
ber who is so unfortunate as to contract
any of the current fevers, break a leg in a
coal hole, get a pistol-bullet through his
diaphram, or look upon the wine when it
giveth its color in the cup until he getteth
snakes in his boots, has a dead sure thing
having some one to watoh—sit beside
his bedside in the silent watches of the
night, to cool his fevered brow with wet
rags, and remind him when it is time to
quackle down his medicine. Fraternity
and self-interest coinbiue to insure careful
nourishing, for if the sick member is al
lowed to die, the brethren are assessed to
pay the undertaker, the sexton, and the
brass band which plays the dead march
in going to Cave Hill* and Champagne
Charley on the return. This is all right
But, sometimes, when a lodge is weak,
and the season sickly, sitting up with the
sick is rather binding on the robust
bers of the order. So it proved with a
well-known gentleman who lives on Main
street between Brook and Floyd. Night
after night he was compelled to watch
with a sick brother. He would come
home, swallow a hasty supper, go out to
visit the sick, and come home abont the
time the clarion cock iu the adjoining
yard sent forth his greeting to the auroral
dawm Singularly enough he would
come smelliug of champagne, cigars and
other febrifuges. His wife began to grow
uneasy. She thought that this sick busi
ness was well enough in its way, but that
he was carrying it to excess. This suspi
cion WM intensified by the discovery of
some long blonde hair, which bore ex
ternal evidence of having been crimped,
adhering to her hfisband’s garments.—
Her hair was black, ondshedidntcrimpe
it She said nothing, however, but men
tally resolved to learn something further
about this sick friend. Accordingly, on
Tuesday night when the humane hus
band started for the bedside of his sick
friend, accompanied by a lady compan
ion, she followed him. He was tracked
to Lafayette street where he suddenly
disappeared. As they were deliberating
on the best means of recovering the lost
trail, Mr. Ed. —:—* a friend of the hus
band* came along, and the lady inquired
of him it he knew where the missing man
could be found. His presence was im-
peritiyely required at home. Ed. didn’t
know where he was, but if the wife would
go back home he agreed to hunt him.—
She said she would, but she didn't do it
She went around the corner and watched
Ed. until she saw him enter a certain
house. Before that house she took her
position, and watched and watched. In
a few moments her husband came to the
door, aocompanied by his sick friend,
who was fair, frail, and gorgeous* with an
abundance’of enameled shoulders and
wealth of scrambled hair. There was
kiss at the door, a shriek just outside* and
a moment after a rash of an enraged wo
man, and a rapid''succession of keen
strokes from cowhide, impartially di
vided between the husband and the sick
friend. After receiving a round dozen he
comprehended the situation, and receded
from the premises with a speed that was
almost marvelous. The husband out of
the way, the infuriated concentrated her
favorn on the fair one with’ the golden
locks. A “jailer" chignon, about the
size of a hornet’s nest, was torn off and
trampled underfoot; silks Were torn'to
ribbons* and sharp nails plowed deep
furrows through the. thick! coating of
paint Shrieks of rage and howls of an*
guish were melodiously blended. Final
ly* exhausted and satiated wiUi gore, the
wife and her compariiofi left the scene ol
cernege, bearing-'ffith them a blonde
chignon and an ^mlnense pannier. aa tro
phies. As for the husband, he has
not been soeu siucc. It Is presumed*
however* tbat he will not sit up with any
more sick friends. In fact, theprobabil-
meanft, most pronounce without taste,
—nay, and not a few'of the old onea
too—we, although not fastidious by. any ifies are that he is sick himself and, wants
to send for McGinnis.
FOBCK AND EXPENSES 9^ THE PBEJS.
The Herald has had foi.years the larg
est number* of editors, reporters and
correspondents of any daily in.the city,
and cm the whole makes the poorest use
of them. That office has very ordinary
material generally, for theieason that in
tellectual and cultivated men will not con
sent to such total suppression of indilid-
jated, and one night . friend found an *‘ w ?* ““Aed the oowxrn. ,
the peer felW. bed, in Conseqnenfly, it i, ooin»eUedto employ
which he stated th»t he could no longer P*” 008 to do jn.meihocre we,
endure life, end hed drowned himeelf »het e lera number might do in »®>per.-
in Beer creek. The friend ran down 01 “*“*"• The entire etaffof theHer-_
there, and dieoorered Hinton wading aid reaches, it in said, ora two hundred
back to shore 1 He hed concluded he uieu whose aeleriea ereeege S2i e week,
wouldn't The village wee full of it for Tho entire expensesiof thoeetabhrittWt
several days, but Hinton did not .us- are estimated. I understand, et *15,000 e
pectit. I thought this wee e fin, op- week on an everege-eometuue. running
portunity. I wrote an eiebor.tely higher, end aomeUmea meteruily
wretched account of the whole matter, t° wer> _ , ,
end then illustrated it with vilUinou. The apenm. of the Tribune erotanked
cuts engraved on ih« bottoms of wood- next I* 8 editors, repartees and
eri type with a jack-knife, one of them pondeute number nbonton. hundred and
a picture of Hinton wading out into the fifty, and their rate at compensation in
creek in hie shirt, with a lantern, sound- mnoh higher than on tho. Herald,..^ he
ing the depth of the water with a walk- ‘ “V' b ° U ‘
ing-atiek. I thought it wm dreperately Durmgth.lateFranoo-Gcr«au
funny, and w« densely unconscious that they were often as much ea mOOO,
there was any moral obliquity about such and they were dap vet, large while the
a publication. Being satisfied with the . ,. . ,*
effort, I looked around for other words era S®- Ukm 8 “ onU * ttftor monl ^
to conquer, and it struck me that it The World ha. a targe.core of vote*,
would make good, intereetiug matter to and has the reputation of getting better
charge the editor of a neighboring conn- 8errice out oI
tr, paper with a piece of gratuitous ras. newspaper in the city. Its joornalu-
cSUtyand “see him squirm!” I did it, U ° ‘““hes are^almost « numerous as
putting the article iato the form of a those of the Tribune, though its expenses
parody on the burial of “Sir John are not, X hare understood, more than
Moore," and a pretty crude parody it or *7,000 *
was, too. Then I lampooned two promi- The Times to conducted with entail
nent citizens outrageously—not because ^ urce ’ moat of which m resident. Sala-
they had done anything tode9erveitbut riesare said to bo liberal at home, bat
merely becaoso I thought it waa m, du- “th® slender for domestic aa4 foreign
ty to make tha paper lively. Next I correepondeeta of whomJthaa few com-
gently touched op tho newest stranger— pared with tha other quarto*,
the lion ot the day, the gorgoooa journey- The employee and expenses of the other
man tailor from Quincy. He was a morning papers are tow and tmall, taking
simpering coxcomb of the first water, the great dailies as a criterion. As to the
and the “kmdeit".dre*ed man in the evening papers, they almost always con.
State. He was an inveterate woman 8U ^ economy before enterprise, and their
killer. Every week he wrote lusby expenses, though extremely judicious,
■poetry" to the Journal about his rarely remarkable,
newest conquest. His rhymes for my an EXPnxsivn niaamrr.
week were headed “To Mary iu H J." The „ » people, have the
meaning to Mary in Hannibal, of course. ra(ralaUoI1> no t only at home but abroad.
But when setting up the piece I was sud- of possessing »liberal ibare of common
donly riven from head to heel by what U nse, especially in matters of a practical
I regarded as a perfect thunderbolt of ^a. An exception to tins seems to be
humor, and X compressed it into a snap- tteir p^sion for starting newspapers,
py foot-note at the bottom—thus: “We whio ijU almost a monomania. Every
will ietthis thing pass, just this one; but d(J or two some new journal springs up
wish Mr. J. Gordon Runnels to on- to oae of our cities or towns which, the
derstand that wo have a character to sus- origiMU)r Jee b confident, will make a
tain, and from this tune hence forth fortane for him, and hecomean authority
when he wants to communa with his intUoUlia . It struggles atbng for a lit-
friends in h-1 he must select some u , whi l e , u d dies without making the
other medium than the celumus of this , mldle . t eo ho anywhere. Its example
journal!”. teaohes nothing, however. Other men
The paper came out, and I never knew wh „ i*^,. themselvoa born journalist*,
any little thing attract so much attention , re just „ wilUng und anxious to
those playful trifles of mine. For mo eey and talents-if they have
once tho Hannibal Journal was in do- any—certainly their time—in the same
mand-a novelty it had not experienced bo^^, m anner as their unfortunate
before. The whole town was stirred predecessors.
Hinton dropped in with a double-barrel- ^ au instance, The Paper, a modest
ed shot-gun esrly in the forenoon.- tit ie, was set up in Pittsburg, not long
When ho found that it was an infant (as ^ IX> Democratic organ, with a grand
ho called me) that had done bun the gourish of trumpets; and. after three
damage, he simply pulled my ears and energetic horn-blowing, it
went away; but he threw up his situation p^bea with a dead loss, it is stated, of
that night sud left town for good. The ^ Few penoog but would regard
tailor come with his goose and a pair of *80,000. month as it high price for tha
parted for the* -U.fretione,trying. It would be cheep,
two lampooned citizens came with Ihroats Ul , „, .
of libel, and went away ineensed at my ed mortals from committing a similar
insignificance. The country editor folly, though it won't, of course. Those
dri^taft^a maae 8tad y "f^iubjcctssy
by forgiving mo cordially and inviting that no ouo newspaper out of twenty, ever
me down to the drag store to wash away survives its first year, and not more than
all animosity ina friendly bumper of one out of forty ever mate* anything,
rSSwE: 8 Qg °' W “ Which certainly isnot.eueouraging:. If
My uncle was very angry when he got men have money they would better invest
back, unreasonably so. I thought, oon- it in almost anything rather than a news:
siderieg what an impetus I hod given the paper enterprise. So far as the prospect
H
been uppermost in his rmnST inasmuch would be as wise tf thoy bought Ene stock
ss by his delay he had *o wonderfully re- in hope of obtaining dividends. The
esped dissecting, tomahawking, libel and proverb, “A fool and hia money are soon
t ambition to be a journal
ed when he looked at the account and ■. , ,.
that I actually hooked the unparallel- the fool ha*
ed number of thirty-three new suberi-
bers, and had the vegetables to show
for it—oord-wood. cabbage, beane, and (9^Tbe wickedness of the times finds
pie. Maria made the pio after my re
ceipt. It lusted longer than any other
pie we ever had. • Maria set it on tho
table every day for dinner, and yon see
Icould not -eat'ft'-bocanse I forgot to
tell her to put m any eggs or shortening.
It| was economical; hat in a fit of gener
osity I stolo it from tho pantry and gave
it to a poor littloboy in tha neighbor
hood. The boy’s funeral-was largely
attended • by ;his former playmates. I
did not go mysoit
ViLen there was. tha buckwheat cake.
I told Maria Ann. any fool could beat
her making those cokes, and’ she said I.
had better try it So I did. I emptied
the batter oil oitl of tho pitcher ono even
ing, and set the cakes myself. I got th*
floor aha the salt and water, and warned
by the past, put in a liberal quantity of
c$gs and shortening. I shortened with
tallow from roast beef, because I
could not find any bird. I lit my pip®
and pondered—yeast—yeast, to bo sure.
IhadXorgotten tho yeast I. went and
woke up the baker and got six cents’
worth of yeast. I set the pitctier behind
the sffiing-room stove nod went to
bad. V v _.. ‘. "
Jathe morning.I got np.early and
prepared to enjoy .my triumph; bat I
didn’t. That yeast was strong enough
to raise tha dead, and the batterwaarnn-
rung oU over the oarpeU I scraped it up
and put it in another dish. Then I got
a., fire in the kitchen and pnt on tho
griddte
-The first lot of oskea stuck to the
griddle. Tho second dittoed, only
more. Maria - came down and naked
what was burning.- Bhe-advised me to
grease the griddle.' I did so. One end
of tho griddle got too hot, and I dropped
tho thing on my tenderest corn while
trying to turn it around.:! Finally the
cakes were ready for breakfast, and Maria
got'the other Bungs. We sat down.—
My cake did not have exactly the righ t
flavor, t took ono mouthful and it satis-
fiW mm ..I lost my. appetite at once.—.
Maria wonld not let me pnt one on her
plate. I think those c akes may he reck
oned a dead-loss. The cat would not
eat them. The dog ran off and stayed
avrsy three days after .one was offered
him- The hens won’t go in ten feet of
them. I throw them into tho hack yard
and there has not been a pig on tho prem
ises since. I eat what is put before me
now, and do not allude-to my mother’s
system of cooking. . .
Tus Massacke or the • Feench Gee-
Esans, Thomas asd Lecomte.— 1 The fol
lowing vivid description of the execution
of General Clement Thomas and Gener-
al Lecomte has been furnished by an
eye witness, to the Paris Liberie. He
.states:
Gen. Thomas loving heard that one of
hia former oids-de-camp hod been seized
by the insurgents, instantly started to try
and obtain his release, end at 6^ o’clock in
the evening, bent on this errand, he
arrived at the Place. Figalle. He.was
dressed in citizen’s clothes, with gray
pantaloons, abrown overcoat andhigh silk
yjfefeble; fagnips enougfa to ran tli* % fit inu8tration ^ B gnitablo locality.
^ y Afe the Frenoh fair held in Boston we are
The no™ Pxcmro Bamnoxa- ^^.vrarewwta.mtaWrd.pte^
The Omaha Herald says: tod paper and nblworono mde tavmg
is quite frequently made in £orlt8 ''“S' 11 f * c - 8,mile of .heart,
ty u ta thriomUidon of the other a reri bit ola niekle." Above
fairs and progress of the Northern Pa- the scale* was inscribed the appropriate
cifle Railroad. Information is reliable motto* “Beware of modern love—^ftoni
*remarkebleenergj “ 8 ^***!L^^
and vigor. Tho grades are completed ed Bostonians act npon the advice ot the
tor two hundred and sixty-six milee week Scotch parson to hia son John. ^ “If yon bufc he stood erect as a statue, nntil a ball
One of the insurgents who happened to
bother©, instantly recognized him, and
going straight np to him* said “Are yon
not Gen. Clement Thomas ?”
‘No l ” replied he to his ruffianly-looking
interlocutor. ‘ - r 'i . *
’I am making no mistake, I am posi
tive,’* said tho insurgent. “Youareearily
recognized by your beard."
“Well, even it were me," repUed the
ex-general, with a look of determina
tion,”; “have not I always done my
daty r’ - ’ ’ ! ,
“You are no morenorleas than a miser
able coward and a traitor,” said the in
surgent* seizing tho old general by the
-r.vrr., j .. ; • - -
Within a few minutes a inob had gath
ered around the two men, and tho Gener
al was dragged before the Central Repub
lican Committee* which was in session at
Nol C Rub des Rosiers, where within a
four moments ho was condemned to death*
and at 6 o’clock he was led into the gar- ,,
den at the back of the house by a file of r
National Guards. The old warrior showed
uo signs of fear, and walked boldly for
ward to meet his fate. Arriving at th«
end of the garden he took off his bat, '
which he retained in his hand, and turn
ing, vith his face to the i executioners,
looked at them. with an undismayed ex~
pression. Instead of killing the old man
according to military usage, bysimnltaae-
ssrsSSixstt
victim* a shudder
of Dulnth, through Minnesota, ^ and to marrr.** sava tho pious divine, “my boy.
SSSSlwriBitt ^.w^an who has mo’nayTlfo
wonwo may torn-oat badly, bat Gad I
wifl be completed, in all prebabih^to d ?L mereenarv ^poaitton "is not
lha a {7L%! confined to Boston. O&rfear which
_. „ omu 4 '
ColumbiaT
more favor*
... heaven _
with the same unhappy ma’a-
dy.; Verily, the device npon the child'of
45?"’A Galveston young man lias loot the knight mustuba changed.. -Bravery
faith in human nature worse than Grant is no longer meritorious. “None but the
did. He courted a girl over two weeks, rich deserve the * '
und her parents said they wouldn’t per-
mit any mch thing, ao- the young people Bci cnnvcreat ion with an old
concluded .to- olopo. He got a yonng “a
man, a friend of lna, to take tho girl to gentleman whohad .reached the age of
New Orleans, where he would meet them seventy-three, I remarked that he looked
and marry the girl, and go somewhere healthy and strong. “Yes ” said he •
and enjoy life semdbly. The yonng «I enjoy better health than I used to.—
llfe
he had married her and gone to keeping occasionally took a e laaS of- liquor)
house. The deceived, chap says you but for the last seven years I have used
won’t catch him courting up another girl I neither* and during this time my health
for some one else, not if he knows it [has much improved.”
—the fifteenth—was lodged* either by in- *
tention or accident; in his forehead* near “
his right eye, upon receiving which he
fell dead; No sooner hod he fallen than
Gen. Lecolnte waa brought into the ^ar^ ■
den, his face waa of an ashy paleness; and *
he had crossed his arms npon his chest In'
feeblo accents he protested against his
cold blooded assassinaton.'- The men who
ushered him into the garden were soldiers
of the 98th infantry, who shouted: “It’*
bis turn nowj ’twos ho who gave, us the
order to firs'upon- the people P’ Half
a moment later General Lecomte waa a
corpse." -
—
An old bachelor says of woman, “She
can kiss' another woman sweeter and then
talk about her worse than one of those
reform republicans talk about the Prea>
dent.”