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AMEEICUS, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, A1A.Y 12. 1871.
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I.r({al Advert!*!
YARNELL, LEIGH & CO.,
COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
Foot of Market Street,
CHATTANOOGA, - - TENS K8SEK.
—. (o
nr Prompt attention to Orders, and Cash
Advances on Consignments.
9* Special reference to Chattanooga Banks,
jan. SO, -3m.
Professional Cards.
•, i H V'VEINS. FRANK K. BURKE.
HAWKINS & BURKE.
,,oi-noy"> n* Xj n
Asenens, Georgia.
jno. D. CARTER,
iTToussr 'A;t law.
America*, Georgia.
C. T. GOODE,
Attorney at Law
AMF.KICL'a, GEORGIA.
tc u'.li.T over W. T. Davenport's Drug store.
JACK BROWN,
.V ttoruoy «.t Zsa w,
americus, ga.
it oftio- in Court House with Judge Stan-
febl6tf._
N. A. SMITH,
Attorn ©y nt Iiow,
nr ILL nrurtire in the Courts of Sumter and
W nijiiining Counties, aud iu Circuit Court of
W* Office on College street, next to Republi-
Bepubl
l> 25 tf.
SAM LUMPKIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
iiFPirB I NDElt HARLOW HOUSE.
AMEKICUS GA.
J. A. ANSLEY,
Attorney-atLaw
and purchase of lands aud the in
titles. A large assortment of le
on Land. dec23t
DUPONT OUERBT
HAWKINS & GUERRY,
Attorneys-at-Law,
nited States Circuit and
unah. Particular atten-
s. Office—corner College
r Graubcrry A Co's.
George W. Wooten,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
^moricufli, - « - G-a.
r,£ c *~ 0yer Granbtny’s, corner Larai
Phillip Cook,
Attorr\ey at Law,
AMERICUS. GEORGIA.
W lL s‘ 1 t , he . of .Macon,
ATLANTA AUCTION
COMMISSION MAI\T.
UNDER THE H. L KIMBALL HOUSE
Fronting on Railroad Avenue,
ATLANTA, GEORGIA.
C ASH advances made on consignments- Ne
gotiations effected, FRANK SMITIH, Pro
prietor, J. H. BARRETT, Auctioneer. Banking
' e office up stairs, 7 per cent, allowed
antes. FRANK A. SMITH, Banker
Special attention paid to the sale
on hand live stock
s and mules for sale.
MERBKL CALLAWAT.
BARLOW & CALLAWAY,
Wholesale Commission Merchants
Americus, Ga.
Bacon Sides,
Bulk Sides,
Shoulders, Ilams,
Flour, Meal, Bran,
Corn, Cow Feed, Soap,
Starch, Pickles, &o.
BARLOW & CALLAWAY.
.p2*tr
J. H. GAY AN, -
No. H Alabama Street,
ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
is solo agent for the sale of the celebrated
CINCINNATI BEER,
or the State of Georgia. Sold at Brewery
trices. Has always on hand
Unrivalled Deodora,
and other fine
Whiskies, Brandies and Gins,
which be sells low for cash. ap28 ly
CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST!
G. W. GLOVER,
30,000
Barrels, Half Sacks and Quarter Sacks.
20,000
5.000'
DR. D.
D-e, Webster, , .
'rente Court of Georgia,
n Waselbaum's Building Next t
office. jan 3 6m #
P- HOLLOWAY
dentist.
Utls . GEORGIA.
A. Wright's Milliner}
“R. WILLIAM A. GREENE,
AMEKICUS, GEORGIA.
*-S to serve his friends of Americus
-ent»nf kf T0U * c °nntry in all the depart-
U ^ fh " Profusion. sprlfi-ly
Dr. J. B. HINKLE
ttrOUId) again tender his services (in all the
h>iiWor a ** ° r Profession) to the gc
1 Aim rKtie and Sumter countX, and —
itr. of the liberal patronage
nu,r,,rc UvtoKt-d upon him.
u_. *‘ P*®*! Attention given to Surgery.
^ “ th ® of Dr. E. J.
r ' /•"’“‘once in the house known a«
aur nearly opposite A. A. Adams.
june 8 tf
medical card.
Crackers,
TOBACCO, SNUFF, AC.
Onion Setts,
Garden Seeds.
Whiskey of all Grades.
Boots and Shoes.
GOODS t.
d, delivc.^- -
from Drayage.
TERMS STRICTLY CASH, “K*
G. W. GLOYER.
Ian. 26,-3m.
H-omoval.
I) 1 - THOMAS E. SMITH would inform hit
I f n<n,u and the public generally, that he
Ln h>s office to the room over R-A.
* Confectionery establislment. En-
K" ■-Giiik to Muonic H.U. Where he will
a , nJ all times, unless absent on profc*-
Ho solicits his old frieods and the
rally to call on hint, promising to
-t 13 tl
* the best of his ability.
Dr. S. B“ HAWKINS.
jp UFncE .t Dr. ZJdridffc’, Dreg Store.
£***« f>w the Methodist Church.
Notice
u 8lril l ^° urt for Webster county will be
ar : ,-r l J*o Hkoosd Monday in every month
u,fc ’bud Monday in May.
/.E.BWDST it
pounds Clear Bib Bacon Sides.
DEALERS IN—
Groceries, Provisions,
COUNTRY PRODUCE.
Tax Receivers Notice.
{its ft
J. i}; Tuesday, May 2nd.
4th -
wi. wrific
*w,a,at
Sugar, 8i lbs to the Dollar.
Tobacco, good, 60 cts. per lb.
Bacon, Hams,
Flour, Meal, &c.
as cheap as can be bad in the
city.
wish it understood
that we do not keep or deal in
liquors of any kind.
Between the Ebb and Plow.
The evening breeze is singfng low
A lullaby to-day,
I have a question I would ask
Before it dies away.
The pebbles on the beach are dry,
The tide has sunken low;
A little form is standing there
Between the ebb and flow.
A tangled mass of soft brown hair.
Two eyes cast meekly down,
A little face the sun has kissed,
Two cheeks a little brown;
Two little lips that pout and says,
“I do not think I know,”
Two little lips that tell a fib,
Between the ebb and flow.
A little heart that longing waits
To know what next ’twill hear,
A little face that shyly looks
Tos
b if still I'm
Ah! little heart that whispered ‘•Yea,”
Though pouting lips said “No,”
You thought tb&t you'd ba asked agait
Between the ebb and flow.
A little face half-frightened, when
I turn to go away,
Two little handa that slyly reach
As if to bid me stay;
A little voice that softly says,
1 did not mean that “No;”
A little pride that well was lost,
Between the ebb and flow.
BY XAHUTFA.
Wreathe tho cedar with the vine,
Laurel with the holy twine;
Arch the window, drape the wall.
As for joyous festival;
Float ye flags and pennons gay,
Heroes march our streets to-day.
Trumpeting the conqueror's fame—
Theirs the pride that knows no price.
Cr^nJ, sublime self-s icriflce.
Theirs the duty, stern and hard,
Knowiug bnt its own reward;
Theirs to toil with all their might
For another’s sacred right;
Theirs tho meod the proudest won—
Noble duty—nobly dono.
Theirs^o heed the clashing bell.
Breaking slumber’s silken spell;
Theirs to follow prompt and fleet
Where the engines’ pulses beat;
Theirs to feel that naught appals
When the voice or Duty calls.
Hang on high the bright festoon—
Hound on bugle aud bassoon—
HUont ye people, cheer on cheer.
For the heroes drawing near ;
Bloom ye roses, we must lay
Flowers at noble feet to-day.
Where the Deatnons of tho fire
Flai
t their orifUi
Where their blaz.ng banners fly
Toward the scowling midnight skj;
Where they chuckle, hiss and laugh,
Over what their red lips quaff.
Over what they kiss to death,
Witli their suffocating breath—
Where exulting, they devour
Miser’s hoard or maiden’s dower ;
Where their scathing tongues consign
Unto Ruin roof and shrine ;
Where the heat, and flame, and smoke,
Blind aud dazzle, scorch and choke;
Where increasing horrors sicken.
Where dismaying dangers thicken;
Prompt to do and brave to dare,
Our heroic band is there.
Wreathe the cedar with the vine,
Laurel with the holly twine ;
Arch tho wfndow, drape the wall.
As for joyous festival—
Float ye flags and pennions gay,
Heroes march our streets to-day.
A Cbattik on Kissbs.—When a lark
attempts to steal a kiss from a Nantucket
girl, slie says, “Come, sheer off,
split your mainsail with a typhoon.”—
The Boston girls hold still nntill they are
well kissed, when they flare up and say,
T think you ought to be ashamed.”—
When a chap steals a kiss from an Ala
bama girl she says, “I reckon it’s my time
now,” and gives him a box on the ear
that lie don’t forget in a week. When a
clever fellow steals a kiss from a Louisi-
girl, she smiles, blushes deeply, aud
says nothing. When a mnn is smart
enough to steal this divine luxury from
them, they are perfectly satisfied. In
Lynn, Massachusetts, when a female is
saluted with a buss, she puts on her bon
net and shawl, and answereth thus: “I
astonished at thy assurance, Jebediah ;
for this indignity I will sew thee up.”—
New York ladies receive a salute with
Christiau meekness ; they follow the
Scripture rule, when Muitteu
cheek,|they turn the other also.—
And when a Bergin girl get* kissed she
veiy calmly replied, “Hans, dat iah
good.”
The manufacture of garters and sus
penders is a business of greater magni
tude than is generally supposed. Two
factories—one at Waterbury, Conn., and
the other at East Hampton, Mass.,—!
each a capitol of $300,000, and produce
about $2,000,000 each per annum. Their
suspender production alone is five hum
drod dozens per day each. There
aboat one hundred similar manufacturers
of suspenders whose average daily make
is from twenty to one hundred dozens.—
The ranging sale of suspenders is sixty
cents per pair, and garters eighty-five
cents. The highest cost suspenders
fifteen dollars per pair ; high cost garters
begin at fifteen dollars. The latest nov
elty in the line of ladies* garters are
broad velvet bauds, heavily fringed and
gilt mounted.
OLD BOB CABS0N.
A Reminiscence of the Mexican War.
This celebrated monntaiueer and trap
per yet lives oa the Missouri liver, ncai
the town of Arrow Hock ; is hale, ttout
and hearty. He is full of anecdotes, ant.
gives, ns many hair-breadth escapes from
mountain storms and Indian fights.
He says the last tight place he got iut«
*s m the year 1845, during the Mexican
war. The Mexicans were committing
depredations of all kinds, and had stolen
some of oar Goverment horses and mules.
Capt. Price—ofterwafd General Sterling
Price—was in command of a company of
United Sfates volunteers, who were ever
ready for a scout or fight. He was or
dered to make a detail of twelve of his
best men and send them iu search of the
stolen property. Twelve choice and well
tried men were chosen. Then came the
query who is able and willing to take
command of this squad ? It mu^t be
l who can talk with the differ
ent Indian tribes through which they
may have to pass in pursuit of the Mexi-
Luckily for the squad, at that moment
Bob Carson rode up, well mounted on
his favorite hunting horse Leo. A shout
from the twelve brave men bid him wel
come ; their object stated and requesting
him to take command. Nothing suited
Carson better than this.
He told Capt. Price that he could fol
low a cold trail as fast os any living man
could, and to give himself no uneasiness,
that he would bring his twelve men back
and not lose a scalp.
The sequel shows how be succeeded.
The second day out they struck the
trail; late in the evening they saw in the
distance a large party of Indians, and as
they were on friendly terms with the dif
ferent tribes, Carson and his band hur
ried to overtake them, hoping to gain
some information concerning the stock.
The Indians saw them approaching and
halted for them to come up. As Carson
andf liis men ’ came niglier, his keen eye
discovered they were on the war-patb,
bnt knowing no fear,|he rode np, and the
Indians, 1,400 strong, closed wings and
completely surrounded them. Sandivere,
the chief, rode np to Carson exclaiming :
*• Y'eds tedoly ”—yon are my prisoners.
Carson, after questioning the chief
short time, found that they were also
pursuit of lost stock, stolen, as they co
sidered, by the United States troops.
The Mexicans had told him this tale to
screen themselves. Bnt all of his intrigne
could not induce Sandivere to release him
and his twelve men.
The next morning the old chief c<
enced making preparations to shoot
alpjiis prisoners. Carson called him
aside for a talk, and finally persuaded
him to send one of the i>«t runners to
Capt. Price’s camp, and if things were
not found just as represented, that
fourth day from the departure of said
runner at 12 o’clock, he might do with
his prisoners as lie pleased. The runner
started. Carson and his men ; sanguine
that everything would prove satisfactory
to the chief, remained ns prisoners, cheer
ful and happy.
On the morning of the fourth day all
were momentarily expecting the runner
to appear. Ten o’clock came, and
runner in sight; eleven, and no runner
in sight Everything in camp was
citement andjeoramotion. Sandivere
certain his runDer had been foully dealt
with, and in his anger made preparation!
for summary vengeance. Twelve o’clock,
and no runner in sight as far as the eye
conld reach.
Carson thought his hour had come,
preparations were made; and, well know-
the terms would be complied with, he
called Sandivere and told h m he would
like to have a talk with him before he
aud his men were shot. Carson and
Sandivere commenced their talk, Carson
the meantime, walking slowly and leis
urely from the camp, telling the chief
that the horses, saddles, blankets, etc.
all donated or willed to him, and
that he was not compelled, on account
of this donation, to divide them among
his warriors.
The chief was much interested and
pleased with this donation, and by this
time they were eighty to one hundred
yards from the Indian camp, when Car-
1, with the dexterity of an old moun
taineer, palled from his boot-leg an ugly
looking holster pistol, cocked and pre
sented directly in the face of the old
chief, exclaiming:
Stand, sir ! you are my prisoner
What do yon mean ? ” asked Sand
BA. For the benefit of our fashionable
young men who like to do tbeae things
in style, we will state that fashion gossip
ha- it, that, in pausing a lady on the
street, the hat should be rawed, during
the present season, with the left hand,
the little finger and thumb to be placed
under the rim, and in bowing to incline
a little to the left, not aaite so low as
formerly, looking the while ss sweet as
sweet aslafiseapandy. .
i( The Lone Horseman.”
It was nearly 5 o’clock, p. m., on the
30th August, 1862. The second great
battle of Manassas was raging with nn-
barred, terrible fury. The last reserves
either side had been ordered to the
front, and the struggle was stubborn,
leadly, desperate. The Federals were
.lowly, sullenly giving away, disputing
every inch of ground. One unbroken
blaze of lurid light, sheeting the interval
between the opposing hoarse thunder of
artillery, the ringing clash of sabres, the
piteous shrieks of the dying, the grim
hecatombs of the dead, proclaimed the
dread empire of Moloch.
Far into the enemies lines, as you ap-
\ reached from the Gainsulle road, ou
probably the most advantageous elevation
for military purposes the battle field af
forded, wus planted a battery supported
liy five regiments of the United States
Regulars, commanded by Fitz John Por-
A murderous fire wus poured into
the advancing columns of the Confed
erates from these awful engines of de
struction-gaping lanes causewayed with
dead and wounded, marked the track of
the bursting shells—scores of brave
Southrons fell at every vollied utterance.
The supporting regiments, covered by
the crest of the hill, watched with
pleased anxiety tho red carnival of
slaughter.
A Confederate officer—and the only
mounted one I saw as far to the front—
observing the dreadful carnage the batte-
working, determines to charge it—
With him to vill is to do, and to do quick
ly. He gives the order, and immediately
may be seen to emergo from a pine thick-
single regiment of men, blown by tho
hot pursuit, worn with fatigue, and, but
for the unoouquerablo spirit animating
them, fainting from excessive heat, ag
gravated by.the sulphurous thirst of the
battle field. Is this mere handful of meu,
unaided, to charge that frowning battery
strongly Supported ? Is that solitary
regiment to bo hurled against seven times
numerical strength with every
advantage of position, and plight, and
the opposing side? Are its
thinned ranks to breast the double lire of
artillery and infantry with bayonets only,
nd to grapple with tho veteran regulars
of the Federal army ? Eveu so ! “The
Lone Horseman” has ordered it, and he
conducts the charge. Biding along the
line, ho infuses into every breast the dar
ing resolve which burns in his o\
heroic example is contagious, and inspires
the noble phalanx with that energized
unity of will, of constancy of courgage,
of enthusiasm, of unselfish devotion
which Napoleon’s Old Guard exemplified,
and which made it the glory of France
d the terror of Europe. Ou they rush
vard the belching caunon, defiying
umbers, ^fgepisiug danger, catting the
austere glory of suffering’ in Liberty’
The base on tho hill is reached,
and the perilous ascent begun. The c
noniers, dismayed at the spectacle of
matched daring, seek shelter behind the
wall of bayouetts glistening like diamonds
an behind the crest. With
shout that makes the welkin ring’ the ii
trepid band dash to-ward the summit—
emulous of tho honor of reaching guns
first Within a few paces of the fatal goal
suddenly live hostile flags, flung defiantly
to the breeze, confront them, while the
whole hill-side bristles with its corps of
armed meu. A tempest of leaden rail
pours upon the devoted ranks, moving ii
instant half their number ; still every
n, not disabled, stands undaunted
his post. Around the “Lone Horse-
thousand bullets hail, but he
wears a charmed life ; nor rider nor steed
harmed.
No reinforcements in sight, the order
as given to fall back to a ravine two
hundred yards io the rear. One well di
rected tire repulses the only attempt to
dislodge them, and the hill-side runs with
the commingled blood of Federals and
Confederates. At night, by a flank
movement on the left, Juckson’s troops
captured the battery. It was the 20th
Georgia regiment that beat off the foe.—
The Loue Horseman!’ was the gol.ant
patriot, Henry L. Banning.
place f
quite c
HAPPY MARRIAGES.
Marriages are happy where they tako
from pure love, between two per
already thoroughly ac
quainted with each other, and who are
content with each other as they are.
First, love must be the motive—Mar
riages of convenience, as they are called,
almost always turn out to be anything
convenient, aud ou the contrary, ex
ceedingly inconvenient
If people marry for money, eveu if the
money be obtained, the husband or wife
taken with it, is of coarse, necessarily
regarded merely us an incumbrance, to
endured for the sake of their highly
prized pecuniary acquisition. Then if
chances that the coveted money be not
received, or that it be subsequently lost,
situation is still more deplorable, for
the incumbrance alone remains without
compensation calculated for its en
durance, and becomes all the more unen
durable.
If people marry for what is called po-
they marry for something which
cannot bo obtuiued iu that wuy. A
sound title position can only be got by
merit. Never by matrimony.
Secondly, buppy marriages can only
place between people who are well
acquainted, and who arc satisfied with
other as they are.
Young persons who are blinded by
; that their judgment is rendered
torpid, who are unable to perceive each
other’s fuults, and who marry in real
[imaginary character, are soon
sadly undeceived by the experience
married life; and such matches
most miserable.
So of those who marry, not because
satisfied with each other as they
but who are quite confident of their
ability to change the character of the
person they wed. Such hopes prove de
lusive. Do not be deceived by tho idea
that you eau remould a character already
consequence of assuming the
matrimouiul relation. The probability
that the objectionable or disagreea-
qualities which you already perceive
will increase, and not diminish after mar
riage while the possibility of discover*
always exists.
These suggestions may be heeded with
advantage by the endless procession
tinuolly moving towards the gates of
matrimony.
each c
love;
form,
and s
they a
“ I menu just what I say—if you move
te inch you ore a dead man. ”
The Indians seeing their chief
ger, started to his rescue, bnt Carson told
him to motion his men back, or he would
shoot him on the spot Tho old chief
well-knowing the man he had to deal with,
instantly complied and motioned his
back. Carson then told lnm to order up
his twelve men with their horses just
he received them, and Leo with them.
This was instantly complied with.
Carson then mounted the old chief be
hind oue of his men and started f »r Capt.
Price's camp, where Sandivere found
things as represented by Carson. The
runner had been there, but had lost the
trail which had caused the delay. Capt.
Price gave the chief many presents, and
escorted him to hia tribe. He ever after
wards was a true friend to the whites,
and in many instances did very valuable
service.
Thus by the coolness, conning and
downright bravery of Bob Carson this
devoted band of twelve brave men were
rescued from certain death. Parties right
here who were with Carson at that time
can vouch for the truth of the above
statement.
The Vetkban Pbinteb.—The Lei
non Herald of the 20th says: Lost Sun
day, the 16th of April, was a day of
than ordinary interest to the pro
prietors aud attacliees of this office,
that day the venerable William Lawson
Barry, who is now a compositor in this
office, completed the ninety-first year of
On the day before aud the day
after his birthday, the old gentleman did
ull day’s work. He is at the case
promptly at seven o’clock, and puts np
thousand a day without trouble.
There is no pecuniary necessity for his
laboring at all, and lie sets type purely
from the love of the art which he has
followed so long.
There is no doubt that Mr. Barry
the oldest printer in America, if not
the world. He commenced to set type
in 1778—seventy-three years ago—and
has continued at the business ever since.
He is still hole and hearty, and every
printer at least who reads this will
are sure, join us in the hope that the life
of this venerable “joor” may be spared
for many years to come.
A Kentucky lad, only eight years old,
can repeat the whole of a dime novel,
and !ell every card in the pack.
NeW Orleans has now more fast teams
and stylish private turnouts than it
had prior .to the; war.
The mining interest of North Carolina
is now more prosperous than any
since the war, or for many years previ-
York!
The i
SELF-RELIANCE.
There is no habit that a young
needs to learn earlier, and an old man
forget later, than that of depending upon
himself. We do not mean that moral at-
of self-reliance which is a supreme
faith in one’s own judgment, ability and
capacity ; this is a very good attirbute
place, in the higher spheres of action,
when it is well founded—that is, when
one’8 Qffn judgment, ability and capacity
others ; bnt we mean that homely hab-
of doing important things ourselves,
instead of trusting to others to do them
One-bnlf of the undone duties of
this life are those we commit to the
hands of others—friends, servants and
agents. These duties are not their par
ticular business, and they therefore neg
lect them, forget them, or slight them.
Servants and agents will perform their
regular tasks faithfully ami may be relied
upon to do so, if they are servants and
ageD ts of proved diligence; but there
many things to be dono or looked
after in every business that do not be
long to any particular department of du
ties. These should be attended to by
him whom they most concern ; if entrust
ed to others they will, half the time, be
unperformed or half performed, and the
result will be inconvenience, disappoin
ment, failure and vexation. Giving
orders would be a very agreeable way of
accomplishing great tasks if they conld
be accomplished in that manner ; but n
person ever achieved great results i:
such a way. Orders are liable to be mia
laid, jforgotten, misconstrued and diso
beyed. It is, therefore, not sufficient to
give orders; it should be seen that they
executed; it should be seen to that
they are well performed; it is not suf
ficient to have a task performed. There
qo one who will or can take so earnest
interest in a man’s business as him
self ; and a little experience will serve to
teach him that when he wants a thing
thoroughly done, at the right time, and
the right way, he must depend
himself alone to do it.—St. Lonis Home
Journal.
The Latest Radical Bugaboo.
The following is a fair sample of the
electioneering bulletins forwarded by
Morton, Butler & Co., to their chosen
organs in the North, from Washington
A most extravagant idea prevails a-
moug the so-called Southern exiled loyal
ists here. They predict that 1873, in
January or February, there will be in the
Natioual Capital no less than one hun
dred thousand ex-rebels banded together
under the oaths of the Ku-Klux-Klan,
with arms and ammunition at their com
mend. A great tournament will be held
in this city at that time, and this immense
army can come here without attracting
attention. When the counting of the
electoral votes for President takes place
should it be deemed necessary to tni
out the votes ot certain Southern States
because of their alleged disloyalty, these
Ku-Kluxes will rise in a body and de
mand that these votes bo counted. What
then, ask the visionary alarmists, can our
standing army of forty thousand U. S.
soldiers do against such a formidable
force? In reply to their own query they
say the result will be the compulsory
counting in of the votes of the disloyal
States and the election of a Democratic
President
Absurd as the story is it finds many
believera here at the Capital, while the
originators of this and other canards
like tenor laugh 4 iu their^deoves at
redulity of their followers.
in tbe New York Legisla
ture.
During the closing hours of (he New
Legislature there was much fun.—
member from Sligo, on behalf of his
oolleague,
MEMBER FROM AVENUE D,
presented the following bill, which was
read by a well known New Yorker pres
ent:
act to uncorborade der Allenemeine
Dreiflsslegagenblatsersein of der City
of New York.
SEXSHION DEKVONCK.
Peder Kcrnibble, Wilhelm Shwardzen-
waelder, Christopher Columbus Laben-
stein, Antony Vollenbimmer, Jacob Kru-
etzmeyer, Adolph Bimblebeck, Moses
Dinklebaum, Moritz Gruesenholz, Carl
Slipingenbratz, Henrich Flammersum,
Hermann Walferstein, Peter Jakelbunkel,
Aaron Heifenhelmer, Solomen Shookcu-
shmeiser, Henrich Diefendorfer, John
Peter Shneider, Jacob Shnitzenburger,
MazBlifkendoeder, Friedrich Sbmeitzea-
grietzer, deir friends, und der fellers dot
goes mit dew, vas greated a drowd by der
of der Allenemeine Dreifisslegagen-
blatsersein, of der City of New York, mit
briefelege of using any kind of a seal
und sealing-vax und der kin shango dot
deyvant to, iu any of der Shdashion
Houses in der City, no madder of dey got
any money comin to dem or not.
SEXSHION DER COUPEE.
Yot dat sociedy vos for vas to made
Sassages, Sour Krout, und Limburger
Kf.sa, und in der case any of dem fellers
dem dies dead, den dem oder vons
dem mnsd dock goot care of vat he leafs
behind his back in case dot acress mit der
Condidushons .und d wo or dree of dot By
laws.
SEXSHION DER DREE DIMES.
Dot sociedy, of dey vant to, kin had
bower nnd der brifelige, und some
musn'd shdop dem of dey vont to got
ie braberdy dot’s vortd bond dwendy-
five donsand dallars und dirty-dree cends,
und besides dot of some von he gafes dem
someding dey kin keeb, det of dey vonce
gid a hold of id, in case, howefer, dot it
all righd, und dey vill noe gife back
der evend of misduko being made
deir fafor. Of dot’s aginsd dem, den
differend, nnd dey shall had der
bower to send dwo boleesesmens for her-
and bapers (nine veekly und nine
daily). Dot com bans, of dey didk dot’*
goot vay, kin shpend der shdampa dot’i
hand or in der drawer but dey musd
dot mit der defice und resend of der
officers of der hole party odervise dot
voond be sbgware nnd der oder reed ii
got der righd to found some fauld und
growl. But noding in dis act shall been
consdmed to oxdend der time for growl
ing more as dwenty days before der ding
babbens to habben. Der officers dem
shall not conaisd of lesser os Von Drus-
dee, half of vich shall be elected ven his
dime vas oud und not gwicker mitoud
dot aind ncsessary. In dot case den dey
needn’d do id. Dere shall be dwo bresi-
deuds, a wico bresidend, a secredary, a
dreasurer, and a coarse hand book-keeber
der commiddee to took care of der
ihdamps nnd of some nodes was gife oud
von of dem kin bay dem if he likes
dot cames due.
SEXSHION DWICE A COUPLE.
Der sociedy dey shall had der bower to
got togedder sebaradely any dime und
made oud any by-laws und auyding dey
like if dey dink dot vill done dem any goot,
und ven dot vas all fixed, of any von he
don’d like id, den he can leaf der growd
mitoud baying any money bock dot he’s
got coming to him.
SEXSHION FIFDLY.
Der same Peder Kernibble, Wilhelm
Shwardzenwaelder, Christopher Colum
bus Labenstein, Antony Vollenbimmer,
Jacob Kruetzmeyer, Adolph Bimblebeck,
Moses Dinklebanm, Moritz Grnesenholz,
Carl Shpingenbratz, Henrich Flammer
sum; Hermann Wolferstein, Peder Ja
kelbunkel, Aaron Heifenheimer, Solomon
Skookenshsmeiser, Henrich Diefendor
fer, John Peder Schnieder, Jacob Shnit-
zenburger, Max Blifkendoeder, nnd
Friedrich Shmeitzengreitzer, dot’s got
der names on der front bage of dis paber,
dey shall been der firsd vons dot’i
liable to held a office in dot sociedy until
somebody else dey vants to took deir
blaces.
SEXSHION DEB 8IXD.
Of any of dem ninedeen fellers mit deir
names named in dis baper a couple of
dimes dinks dot dis act gifes dem der how
to build a roalraid in der City of New
York, dey had bedder dry dot at vonce
und saw how ea-*y dot vas to been mis-
dooken.
SEXSHION DER SEFEND.
Der Corborashion dot’s jusd made dey
shall be subjecd to der firsd bard of
der Refised Shdadutes so fur dot any-
ding in dis baper dot dond inderfere mit
dot
SEXSHION DEB HOD.
All acds or bieces of acds dot’soonsisd*
ent mit dis von vas blayed out.
SEXSHION DEB MINED.
Dis aod shall took effecd righd away.
During the reading of the foregoing the
acting clerk was frequently interrupted by
all sorts of amendments, as absurd as the
document itself.
A London stactincian has discovered
that there are just thiitjen happy mar
ried couples iu England.
The latest thing in fuuerals is a wagon
to proceed the hearse bearing a bell,
which is tolled en tout* to the gravo.
I never could bear children,” said a
crusty old maid to Mrs. Partington.—
‘Perhaps,if you could you would like them
better,” mildly iop!ie<\the old la ly.
During a sermon recently at Plymouth
Church on the “ Ages to Come,” Rev.
Henry Ward Beecher iudignantly Bcout*
ed the theory of the resurrection of the
body.
Sam Collyer lias been successful iu his
second attempt to walk from Richmond
to Petersburg, a distance of twenty two
miles, iu thiee hours and fifteen minutes
and lias won his purse of $200.
It was at the dinner of an Irish associa
tion that the following toast was given:
Here’s to the president of the society,
Paterick O’Rafferty ; an’ may he live to
eat the chicken that scratched over liis
grave.”
The latest stylo at a dinner party is
to have a fan placed at each lady’s plate,
on which is printed the bill of fare, and
the side of which is a small looking
glats, so that she is able to survey herself
and keep cool.
The vote on the subscription of $250,-
000 by the city of Atlanta to the Atlanta
and Savannah Railroad Tuesday, stood
for and only seven against out of
670 votes polled. There was really no
opposition manifested to the subscrip
tion.
A Locksport dog got a needle fast in
his tongue, and the animal was chloio*
formed in order that the needle might
be extracted. The sergical operation
was a success, but tho chloroform killed
the dog.
Philadelphia the other day; enforce#,
for the first time in years, an old law of
1797, requiring bread to be sold by
weight, as is the practice in Franco, and
which would be a good law elsewhere, if
rigidly enforced.
An Iowa farmer, delirious with fever,
jumped down a tliirty-foot well, climbed
out, and speedily recovered. And now
the doctors in his town want all tho well *
filled up. They say if invalids adopt such
5 hygienic mode of treatment, pliyaicioi s
must starve.
A young man says that there may
have been such a thing as real true h*
in old times, but that now the notion *»
entirely absolete, and if you ask a yon ;
lady now-a-days to share your lot, she'
mediately wants to know liow large I' -*t
“lot” is.
In the Police Court at Spring!
Mass., on Monday, Rev. TbomasJoi ! :u
Irish Protestant clergyman, late Cl
lain at the county jail, was held in $•'*”.
000 bail for trial for assault aud tafee>«<« 1
rape. Jordan is 82 years of age.
John Donovan, his wife, and child—
boy of eleven—were found dead in tl r
at Albany on Sunday having <■"
suffocated by coal-gas from the sto‘
little girl, aged three years, was I- I
the adjoining room, gasping . «•
breath and was resuscitated.
Dr. Rush said the reason why Germ - ■•*
seldom of consumption, is **
fact of their singing from the eni'- ♦
childhood. Another medical autlu ; y
says the reason way so many Gem •
die of consumption, . is because t y
smoke too much. The reader of .tlr *•
take his choice.
A patron of a certain ne vspaper once
said to the publisher:
Mr. Printer, how is it you have never
called on me for pay for the paper T
Jh, ” said the man of types, “ we
never ask a gentleman for money."
‘Indeed, ” said the patron, “how do
you get along when they don’t pay yon?”
“ Why, ” said the editor; “ after a cer
tain time we conclude he is n*> gentleman
and ask him. ”
“Oh—ah—yes, I see, Mr. Editor, please
give me a receipt, ” handing him a V.-
“ Make my name all right on your book.
During the marriage ceremony wlnVh
united Miss Nettie Chase and Mr. W i*i.
Sprague Hoyt, when the ring was al--nt
be placed upon the bride’s finger, **•••
herself removed her glove, the fir-t
bridesmaid holding her bouquet. Hen*-
forth all brides may consider tlierasel.
authorized to perform this little scrviie
for themselves.
A brave girl, the daughter of John
Fields, of St Albans, Vt., entered her
fathers burning barn last week, and
while tho fire was dropping upon her
head, burning it to a blister, released
seveal head of cattle and four horses.—
she also wielded on axe, with the strength
athletic man, demolishing a hog
pen, and driving the inmates from dan
ger.
Mrs. Laura Fair, the San Francisco
murderess, turned very pale when the
jury returned a verdict of “Guilty in
the first degree,” It is to be hoped that
the death sentence in this case will be
duly executed. Matters have come to a
pretty pass in this country if a man can
not kiss his own wife without being shot
down by some snspectible woman who
has fallen in love with him.
A Dangerous Drug.—Dr. David G.
Beck, a physican of Goshen, Ind., died
last Friday evening from an overdose of
chloral, the new medicine that is exten
sively used for producing sleep. He
had prepaired a dose for his wife, and
took it himself to show her that it was
harmless, with the abode result There
have been several cases of death from
the use of this drug lately, among others
two or three in Baltimore, from the too
free use of chloral.
lgk. The most usual way among yonng
men who have no resolution of their own
is first to ask one friend’s advice, and
follow it for some time ; the to ask tbo
advice of another, and turn to that; so
of a third ; still unsteady, always chang
ing. Be assured every change of this
sort is for the worse. People may tell
you ofyour being unfit for some pecu
liar occupation in life j bnt heed them
not. Whatever employment yon follow
, I with assiduity an perseverance will be
found fit for you ; it will be your snp-
I port in youth, and comfort in old age.