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EVERT D1SCRIPTI0X OP
JOB WORK
EXECUTED AT THE SHORTEST NOTICE.
A COUNTRY SCHOOL LESSON.
BT MARK M. POMEROT.
Tom Hicks taught school six hours a day
Boarding around the district, here and
there.
At times feasting on turkey—then for
buttermilk whey
Giving thanks by a left-handed prayer.
Though Tom was not an easy fellow
to swear 1
He was a right pert chap—well up to
snuff
As the hoys say. He knew his books
quite well.
And physically eras made of that kind
ofttuff,
That in a tussle or skirmish will sure
ly ttfl,
When a fellow lets fly to spoil another’s
smell.
His head was clear—his eyes were sharp
—his hair
Was light, hut nothing like his legs, so
slim
That one would think the two not half
a pair
Would mnko by weight! But he had
the vim
And sense enough to know that they
belonged to him.
WIT AND HUMOR.
Miscellaneous.
The boy* who went to school were up to
trick.
They greased the slates—peppered the
floor
The stove-pipe stuffed, ar.d kept poor
Tom Hicks
In a round of trouble for a month and
o’er,
Till one morning he said he'd endure
Bill Jenks, the leader was of the ring*
and cliques,
And saucy games put up from day to
day
To test the metnl that was in Tom Hicks
With a view to .making him run away,
That the Test of tho winter might be
used for play.
Bill's sweetheart attended school there
too.
No girl in the district conld with her
comparo.
She was the only daugktcr of eld Dea
con .Terew,
Who, dying, had left her his only heir
To a coal mine deep, and good farms,
a nair.
One forenoon when the boys went out
To concoct more mischief to worry
their teacher,
Tom staid in. Looking thoughtfully
about,
He raw Miss Jercw, the most charming
creatnre
In his school. Then thought he, of a
preacher!
The games went en for a month and a
week —
The girl all the time in love with Bill,
Who day after day opportunities did
seek
To let hor know he was oock of the
walk, until
One Saterday Jenks and Hick* had a
little mill!
The how of it was thus. Th* box-stove
was old—
For ten years it had stood in its usuo*
place.
But this morning, the weather being very
cold,
Jenks, before school had put into it a
little case
Of powder, and busted the old thiug to
his disgrace.
All South Carolina people who have
pains go to Aiken.
When a man becomes a printer he
sets up” in business.
Cast iron dish cloths are advertised
by a Maine hardware man.
Why is the letter y like a young
Jady ? Because it makes pa pay.
Louisville boasts of a woman who
can talk 416 words in a minute.
A man is thrown off by Nature,
like an unfinished boot, without a
soul.
“Pa, what is a green grocer’:”
‘ One who trusts, my bov. Remem
ber it.”
Why are our iron clads like unmar
ried ladies ? Because they are open
to engagements. n
Why are horses in cold weather like
raeddjesome gossips? Because they
are bearers of idle tails.
A Western paper, with peculiar
standards of value, says that potatoes
are one cigar and a drink of whiskey
a bushel.
“ Poor Lucinda took that circum-
stauce very much to heart.” " Did
she, indeed ? The dear girl ? I wish
I wa3 that circumstance.”
A Chicago paper says that it is
wonderful how quick the blind beggars
of that city can tell the difference be
tween ten cents a quarter.
A few Sundays ago a clergyman
preached from the text, “ Be ye,
therefore, steadfast:” but the printers
got it, “ Be ye there for breakfast.”
A young man who was crossed in
love attempted suieide recently by
taking a dose of yeast powder. He
immediately rose above his troubles.
An agent for a South Kansas news*
pafier lately traveled one hundred
miles on foot to collect $100 cn sub-
scriptiens past due. He raised two
dollars.
When a lady fainted at a party a
gentleman thought he weuld resuscitate
her by biting her car. He is ■going
about with a poultice on his eye.^md
a plaster on the bridge of his nose.
Stanley stole the idea which led to
the title of his book, “ How I found
Livingstone,” from a letter recently
published in the Cincinnati Gazette,
entitled “ How I make Soft Soap.”
At a young ladies’ debating club the
following question was recently dis-
cusseed : Which gives a girl mostplcas-
ure, to hear hcrse< f praise 1, or another
girl run down ? No decision was
arrived at.
A lady about to marry was warned
that her intended, although a very
good naan, was very eccentric. “Well,”
she said, “ if he is very unlike other
men, he is likely to bo a geod hus
band.”
An o3d “stager' of Salem was com-’
palled hr bis worthy spouse to “join
the cold water army,” winch he did,
promising never to touch a drop excep :
in sickness. He has never been well
since.
“Why is it," asked a Frenchman of
a Switzer, 'that you Swiss always fight
for money, while the French only fight
for honor?” “I suppose.” answered
the Swiss, “ that each fights for what
he most lacks.”
SEW FIRM & NEW GOODS
_ ,.: v i .. ’ v . . j m .
The undersigned havifig fottn&f a partbdr'shi’p,- tnfder the name and style of
The Only Reliable Gift Distribution in tbe Country
$60,000 oo '
IN VALUABLE GIFTS
TO BE DISTRIBUTED. IN
L. X). SINE’S
159th REGULAR MONTHLY
(JlFT ENTERPRISE!
2b be draicn Monday, Feb. 11th, 1873.
TWO GRAND CAPITALS OF
$5,000 each in Greenbacks
EfflBfitaWii
1 Hone A Buggy, with Silver-mounted Harness,
worth StirtO.
One Fine-toned Rosewood Piano, worth $500!
Ten Family Sewing Machines, worth $100 each !
Five Gold Watches and Chains, worth $300each!
Five Gold American limiting Watches, worth
$125 each.
Ten ladies' Gold Hunting Watches, worth $125
elf'll.
Ten Ladies Gold Hunting Watches, worth $75
ea ih.
800 Gold and Silver Lever Hunting Watches (in
all,) worth from $20 to $300 each.
Gold Chain*, Silver-ware, Jewelry, Ac.j Ac.
Whole number Gifts, 6,5u0. Tickets Limited to
$0,000.
AGENTS WANTED TO SELL TICKETS, to
whom Liberal Premiums will be paid.
Single Tickets $1; Six Tickets $.">; Twelve
Ticket* $10 ; Twentv-five Tickets $20. •
Circular* containing a full list of prises, a de
scription of the manner of drawing, and other in
form itien in reference to the Distribution, will lie
seut Li any one ordering them. All letters must
l»c a Idressed to
Main Office, J*. D. SINES, Box Sti.
101 W. Fifth St. Cincinnati, O-
GAELEST & BARRV.
Intressed Owlr t:
street*; will teplei
offered In lk« citj,
ilts* «( &rrj f i old tUfid, CVtnti
i seU them Sortftt th* LOWEST
Broad and Ji
PRICES evn
atkjOtf
before
Han/- Mr.- J/ W. BBOhVHV strperinfetnls dm dtpkrttottrt of
Crockery, Glassware, Lamps and Liking Classes,
In which can be
afjles of Goods. Atai; a beautiful kssortnttni of FARCY
CHINA, for the CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS.
IN THE AUCTION and C0H«ISSI0N DEPARTMENT
We have received the hugest consignment of HOLIDAY GOODS ever reecrltetf in Athens, consisting
In part of DOLLS, of all aorta and alia; MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS; end a TOY tn pleaae each ana
FtftE* W9ff*8 m CHRISTMAS
And a flne lot of OIL PAINTINGS and CHROMOS.
Will keep constantly on hand, at wholesale and retail, a full line of
Candies, Nuts, Raisins, Lemons, Oranges, Crackers, Ac*
CIGARS AND TOBACCO.
Cash Price, $50 Per Ton; City Acceptance, $67 50
O- Delivered at Boat or Railroad Free of Drayage at Augusta, Ga. “©a
The use of this Guano for the past seven years has established its character for excellence
and reliability* I need not assure consumers that the Guano brought into market this sea
son is precisely the same in composition and quality .as that heretofore sold.
The large fixed capital invested by this Company in this business furnishes the best guar,
antee of continued excellence. The Company lias a greater interest in maintaining its stan-'
dard of quality than any number of consumers can have.
Orders received and information furnished on application to my Agents at various Local
Markets.
JAY O. GAILEY.
JOSEPH M. BAkRY.
NO ADVANCE IN PRICES
-OF
TO PLANTERS
BROWN & MERCER'S
SUPER-PHOSPHATE
$38 PER TON-
BOOTS - SHOES
MEMBER OF THE FIRM BEING IN BOSTON AND OTHER
leading Shoe Markets ten days before the Boston Fire, and having
purchased largely for our Winter Trade, we now offer to
our Customers and thq Public generally
J. O. MATHEW SON,
Agent Pacific Guano Company, Augusta, Ga.
J. C. PITNER & CO., Agts., Athens, Ga.
E. E. JONES, STOVE, TINWARE
£@@ons
And House-Furuishing Emporium!
AMD HEATING STOVES IN ENDLESS VAEIETY
Broad and Thomas Sts., Athens, Ga,
Warranted «qual to any Phosphate manufactur
ed. Send fir Pamphlet nfCertifieatcs and Analysis,
by Professors Means, Piggott, and Stewart, to
■ •rtWI.'X' i M flMl-'lf fj; Smith i:,v S'troei D
BOWEN A M£UCEK,C5 South Gay Street Balti
more, Md.
American Fam ly
sell the Improved
Knitting Machine. The rim-
Addrcw* American
ttlesi and best in the irorhi
Knitting Machine Go-, 3J.Vj Washington Street,
At which we liavo been selling during the past three months.
~ “"" ' * '.hin ^ * * —
Oar Stock comprises everything found in a FIRST-CLASS SHOE STORE.
All Goods warranted to be as represented.
As our motto is “Quick Sales and Small Profits,*’ dealers and all others wanting Goods in our lina will
find it to their interest to give us a call.
LOOK! FREE TO ALL!
L.-A I’ER WEEK TO AGENTS, MALE OR
V*)” Female. To all who will write f«
Agency wo will send a copy of that 44 Wotuler of
Wonders ” the Illustrated Horn of Plenty It con
tains over fifty beautiful illustrations, A will be
sent Free to ail who may write, Address I. GAR-
SIDE, Patcrscm, N. J.
galla:zer&mulherin
289 Broad Street, Augusta, Ga.
FREE
the Scriptures, and Improved Classified Bible
Dictionary is given; its unequaled beauty and
merits make it the cheapest aud fastest selling
Bible published.
WM. FLINT A CO., Atlanta, Ga.
$90 made Dec. Sdliv one Agent selling
HORACE GREELEY AND FAMILY
A fine engraving,
22x23, in., sent by mail fur St.(XL We also mail
Button-Hole A Sewing Machine Thread Cutters,
and Needle Threading Thimble, price 25 cents
each Circulars of varioo* other Novelties mailed
ell old nnd n**v agents, address
S NOVELTY CO., 302 Broadway
New York.
the
When the teacher came, shivering
the boys snd girls.
ThcetoTO was in pieces, and great
harm
To books and benches—for exploding
powder horns
Thinks liverly! Jenks stood in the
door, feeling his arm,
Telling the rest to go homo —the
- teacher, he’d warm !
Tom Hicks took off his overcoat and laid
it down
On a battered bench, as into him
Jenkcs,he sailed
Then, as Bill's girl sat her dinner basket
down
The better to see tbe teacher flailed:
While in tbe corners, little children
stood nnd wailed.
A Connecticut sexton prevents the
congregition from shifting about and
changing seats by dexterously applying
a gob of pich to their persons as they
enter the sanctuary. He say “ the
church is no place to fool around in.”
A gall int Alabama editor, in “notiee-
ing” a grocery kept by a woman, says :
“ Her tomatoes arc as red as her own
cheeks, and her indigo as blue as her
own eyes, and her pepper as hot as her
own temper.”
A worthy farmer in North C'st >lina,
who was carried home on a litter, the
other day, solemnly asserts that noth
ing but a twenty-ton anvil can hold
*. sorrel rrvu'e down to the earth after
she has stepped in a yellow jackets
nest.
A Maryland mau hung himself last
week, and although it was clearly
proven at the inquest that his mother-
in-law had taken up her abode in the
house, the Coroner's jury was obtuse
j enough to render a verdict of unac
i countable suicide,
The poet of the Lynchburg News
hasn’t been very lucky. In an ede to
his gild he says: “ Keen is your sor
row, but keener is my grief-” The
compositor, who lost his undermost
nickle on the top row the night before
got it up, “but keno is my grief.
The following letter, verbatim et
literatim was received by an unde-take
recently from an afflicted widower
“ Sur—my Wiaf is ded and Wonts to
he berried to niorror. At woner klick
U nose wair to dig the Hole—hy the
siad Of my too Other wiofs—Let it be
deep!
A man who was presented with the
bill for his wife’s spring outfit the other
day, looked at it for awhile with, dila
ting eyes, and then muttered,
was lucky for Adam that he only had
to foot the bill for the fashions of the
For four or five minut«s t .pcrhopssix—
The amusement there was lively, sad
more,
Till Bill Tenkv the bully, eot Tom
Hicks,
Ilstl been mopped all over the school-
house floor.
Then into a snow bark flung through
the door!
After the room had been partly put to
rights—
A stove borrowed from a house near
by;
Bill limped in quietly— one of the worse
sights
Of the season : torn and tattered, blind
'in one eye
Expecting that his sweeth art would
start a ciy 1
fell—for which he hardly cared a fig-
leaf.”
Speaking of the sad affliction of
citizen of Indianapolis who had recent
ly lost his wife, a local editor says
** The broken-hearted man erected
pine slab over his wife’s grave, and
presented a four hundred dollar piano
to the young lady who was so kind to
him in his hour of affliction.”
TO
■BOOK AGENTS
complete outfit of th<
TUTORIAL HOME RI RLE it is the only Bible in
hich a complete History, Encyclopedia, Analysis
GIFT
Alt KHW8 FURNITURE,
MANHOOD:
How Lost, How Restored.
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UST PUB-
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.Spei-
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potency. Mental and Physical Incapacity, Imped
ments to Marriage, -etc:; ah*!, Consumption, Epi
lepsv and fits, induced by sell-indulgence or aea
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near Price, in a«eale l envelope, only $ cents.
Tin*, celebrated author, in this admirable essay,
clearly demonstrates, from a thirty years success
ful practice, that the alarming consequences of
self abuse may be radically cured without the dan
gerous use of internal medicine or the applicatio
of the knife; pointing out a mode of cure at nc
simple, certain and effectual, by means of which
every sufferer, no matter what his condition m»j
be, may cuae himself cheajdy, privately and radi
cally. *
Be“Th s Lecture should be in the hands
every youth and every man in the land.
Sent’ under seal, in a plain envelope, to a
address, postpaid, on receii>t of aix cents, or
post stamps.
Also, Dr. Culvcrweirs “Marriage Guide,” price
50 cents. Address the Publishers.
CHAS. J* C. KLINE A CO..
127 Bowery, New York, Tost-Office box, 4.586.
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This unrivaled Medicine is warranted not to
contain a single particle of Mercury, or any in
jurious mineral substauce, but is
PURELY VEGETABLE.
For FORTY YEARS it lias proved ita great
value in all diseaaes of tbe Livka, Bowels and
Kidneys. Thousands of the good aud great in
all part* of the country vouch for lta wonderful
I parts of t
id peculiar powers In purifylng the blood, »Umn-
" torpid Liver and Boivels, and impart*
laling the
ing new Life and V
S1MMO.NS' LIVER
edged to have no equal as a
r to the whole avatom-
LIVER MEDICINE,
It contain* four medical element*, never united
in the tamo happy proportion in any other prepa
ration, via: a gentle Cathaetle, a wonderful Tonic,
an unexceptionable Alterative and > certain Cor
rective of all impuriti* t of the body. Such signal
success ha* attended ita uae that It t* now regarded
a* the
GREAT UNFAILING SPECIFIC
for Lives Complaint and tbe painfnl ofiknring
: DYSPEPSIA, CONSTIPATION,
great
But no! Sas loakdd at him with
disdain.
And all that day on the teacher »mil-
ed;
While William, soon, so great his pain.
On his homeward way wearily toiled.
While Tom Hicks to that girl was
sweet and mild !
came around
When the vernal season
next time-—
Mr. Hickcs one day to the alter led
Old Jertw's daughter, and felt sul>lim 0
While Bill Jenka in agony la y on his
- led,
A rayin’ and awcarin’ deaf out of his
head I
At a school in Green county, Iowa,
the schoolars caught a skunk nnd put
it in the school ma’am’s desk, (hiking
the would “smell a mice” and give them
a holiday. She wasn’t one of that
kind. She took a spring-clothespin,
fastened it ou her nose, went on with
the exercises, and let the scholars enjoy
the perfume.
Women have been accused of vanity,
but a curious investigator watched while
five hundred men who passed alarge
looking glas«, used as a sign on Broad
way, New York. Four hundred and
ninetv-nine glanced complacently at
their images as they passed, the other
man was blind. Of the same number
of women who passed, not one looked
at the mirror, they were all busily
examining each other’s dress.
Old Dutchman who had been whip
ping his boy apd saw him sulking in a
corner taid:
thereof, to-wit , ,
Jaundice, Billion* attack*, SICK HEADACHE,
CoUc, Doprpaston of Spirit*, SOUK STOMACH,
Heart Burn, A*.. Ac.
Regulate the Liver and prevent
CHILLS AND FEYER.
Simmons’ Liver Regulator
I* manufactured only by
J. H. ZEILIN & CO.,
Macon, Ga., and Philadelphia.
Pricefl.GO per package: aent by mail,noatam
paid, 91.04. Prepared ready fat use, >1.00 i >1M.
SOLD ftT AIX DBUOGIST8.
oar Retrare of all CounttrfaiUand laUaUana.'
jan3-Sm
k • come 1 ere, Vat you doing,
vat
you
“ Nothing, fader."
“ Not do noting, aint it;
dinks, hey V*
“ Noting, fader.”
“Noting. I In>w leter. You
drinks dam. I vip you-ior dat.”
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AT THE LOW PRICES
TAKE NOTICE-REMOVAL.
W L- WOOD & CO.,
. MANUFACTURERS OF AND DEALERS IN
Wish to inform their friends, patrons and the public generally, that their Furniture Store lias been
removed from their old stand, near Episcopal Church, to the New Hall of the Franklin House, over
Child’s Nickerson A Co’s store, opposite Deupree Hall, OLD FRANKLIN HOrSE ENTRANCE, where
they have on hand, and will continue to keep, an immense quantity of handsome Furniture, the finest
assortment ever exhibited in this city. Be sure and give us a call, aud we will show you something
mee. We have also fine Metalic Burial Ckse% and all kinds of Wood Coffins, which can be found at our
Cabinot shop, in rearof J. H. Huggins. &BT Common Bedsteads $4 oO. de 2!>-3m
FRESH STOCK!
GMFFETH & CRANE
BEG LEAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO THEIR CUSTOMERS THAT
THEY ARE READY TO SERVE THEM AGAIN
WITH THE LARGES’l STOCK OF
Staple Dry Goods, Roots, Shoes
Mats aad Groceries
THAT WE HAVE EVER OFFERED.
We are ready to receive all money due us. No customer
shall be turned away who wishes to pay his account, as we
hav plenty of time to serve them.
Just Received!
ALARGE AND WELL SELECTED STOCK OF
The Elevated Oven Cook Stove, with all Utensils,
wiilf Dlrij ini lVnrrnntrd the Very Beat. Operation Ganranlced or no Pair.
A. K CHILDS, R. NICKERSON, Y. H. WYNN.
CHILDS,NICKERSOM CO
Cheap Farms. Free Homes,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN
Hardware, Iron,
STEEL, NAILS,
HORSE & MULE SHOES
HORSE SHOE NAILS,AGRIC ULTURAL IMPLE
MENTS, CARRIAGE andSADDLERY HARDWARE.
FELLOWS, HUBS, SPOKES, AXLES, SPRINGS.
&c., RUBBER AND LEATHER BELTING, *
BUGGY WHEELS, MILL SAWS, MILL
FINDINGS, ANVILS, BELLOWS,
VICES, HOLLOW-WARE, &c.
HARDWARE. CDTLERY,
STOVES and
TIN-WARE.
Which we are offering at very low prices. ‘ We will alsc keep during theseason
aJull stock of those famous oummey & Newton AXES, at redded prices.
JACKSN WAGONS
*f SPECIALITY.
SUMMEY & NEWTON.
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205 BROAD STREET, AUGUSTA, GEORGIA,
Respectfully Aak Tanr Atteutian to **. Fall foine 01
Which win bo M*U >• I<ew at any Otb
Manufacturer’s Agents for the Sale of
Brinlcy’s Steel Plows, Peacock Steel Plows,
Fairbanks’ Standard Scales,
Sawyer’s Celebrated Cotton Gin,
Water Elevators and Pumps,
Circular Saws, &c., &c„
JURUBEBA
piles and kindred disease;
Keen the blood pure ai d health is asfliircd.
JOHN Q.UUJWti.MIl.«t
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WSF“ Any article in onr line not in stock will be ordered when desired, with the
east possible delay. Call and examine our stock and prices. nov8-tf
NEW FIRM, .
NEW GOODS
»
Corner Thomas fy Clayton Streets.
W*s
THE UNDERSIGNED, HAVING FORMED A PARTNER-
. . SHIP, would respectfully inform our former patrons, aad the public generally, thi
now In store, and w Ul continue to keep, one of tbe finest a took* of tne fallowing ever bought
that we hare
to Athens
Patent Porcdam-Liiied Iron CyMff hmp
For Cisterns and Well* of »ay
f the Following Goods,
ther nonao*
CARPET
I Ingrain Cai
MONEY
Easily taaile with our Stencil
k
English Velvet Cai
English Brussel* '
Three Ply and ln_
Venetian Carpets,
Cheap Carpet*.
Floor Oil Clothe*,
Table Oilcloth*.
Stair Carnets and Rods.
t* & Door
Carpet*,
Mattings, Draggeta
and Key-Cheek outfit. Ciren- : fWnaf*. OU
la.sfre-: .Stafford M'fgCo., £<
Fultun st., 5. Y. |
CURTAI5 DRPARTRE5T.
Curtain Malarial*.
Cornice* and Banda,
Mata.
Cloth*
Lace Curtains,
Moalin Curtains,
Window Shades, all siir*,
Haircloths, all r’"'
Wall Papers
ana Border*,*
BeanUfhl Chremoa.
I widths,
GROCER! SEPABTMRKT.
»t
and Curtains
short notice.
Choice Family
Orocerica,
_ _ „ _ received weekly
Duflte'd Han.*,
English Crackers,
Dyspeptics* Food,
Brooms and Brushes,
Baskets, of all kinds, Wood Ware
Plantation Supplies.
made and laid at
STAPLE DRY GOODS, HATS
BOOTS, SHOES,
Ancl everything else found in first-class establishments of the kind.
To any one wishing to STORE COTTON, we have a FIRE-PROOF
WAREHOUSE, where the charge is oflly 25 cents per month, agd Insurance
ns low as any Qther Warehouse,
•Are Cheap* BureWe aad .
OVBB 100,000 GO&*
Piiner, O’Farrell & Jackson,
General JTardware
‘ • novS-tf. XOENTS*
is unequaled by any known rumedy. It will trad*
icate, extirpate ami thoroughly destroy all poison
ous substances iu the Blood and will effcctuallr
dispel all predisposition to billiousdcranpcmcut
la there want of action in your Liver A Spleen
Unless relieved the blood becomes impure tf
deleterious accretions, producing scrofulou* onkw
diseases, Blotches, Felons, Pustules, Canker, Pio-
plea, etc., etc.
Have you a Dyspeptic Stomach ? Unless digr
tion is promptly aided the system is debiliu#
with poverty of the Blood, frropsical teudent!
general Weakness and inertia.
Have you wemknesa of the lnte«itiLcs ? You ar*
In danger of Chronicle Diarrhoea or Iraflamriion w
of the Bowels. .
Have you weakness of the Uterine or Urinary
Organs ? You are expo&ed to suffering in its o®* 1
aggravated form. *
Are vou dejected, drowsy, dull, aluggish erdf*
pressed in spirits, with head ache, backache, coil
ed tongue and bad tasting mouth ?
For a certain remedy for all of these
weaknesses and troubles; for cleansing and punn
ing the vitiated blood and imparting vigor to»J
the vital forces: for building up and restoring tW
weakened constitution USK
The Chicago Farm Pumps
On tht line of the UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD
l£,OOu.O(H) acres of the best Farming aud Mineral
Lands in America.
3,000.000 Acres in Nebraska, in the Piatte Val
ley, now for rale.
MILD CLIMATE. FERTILE SOIL,
For Grain Growing and ?tock Raisin * unsurpassed
fcy any in the United Sti tea.
Cheaper in Price, more favorable terms gm*.
and more convenient to market than can be found
elsewhere.
Free Homesteads for Actual Settlers.
The beat location for (! denies—Soldiers entitled
to a Home-te *.d of lfiO A< res.
Send for the new Descriptive Paraph'et, with
new maps, published in English, German, Swed
ish aud Danish, mailed free everywhere.
Address O. F. DAVIS,
Land Corn’r U. P. P. R. Co., Omaha,
which is pronounced by the leading melicU *»•
thorities of London and Paris “ the most povtnsj
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This is no new and untried discovery bnt h* 1
been long used by the leading physicians cloths*
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Don’t weaken and imp dr tl»e digestire organ* by
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Price One Dollar i>er Bolt l«. Scua for Clrewr
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