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fl PER ANNUM VOL- vil. mi weekly sun PUBLISHED Srery Sa/txxrcla.V JbS K & HAYEB, Proprietor Terms of SubcrD’tWk. One Copy, One Year $2,60 One Copy, Six Months, 1,00 One Copy, Three Months 75 Invariably in Advance w:m . —l* L-sMSax* Advertising, itales and Buies. Advertisement* inserted at $2 per Square for each insertion, and $1 for 'each subse quent one. A square is eight solid lines of this type, liberal terms made with contract adver tiser*. Local nDtices of eight lines are sls per Smarter or SSO j»er annum, Local notices sr leas than three months are snbjeet to triMetfi. rites. Contract advertiser* who desire their advertisements changed, niUst give us two wneks’ notice. Changing advertisements, unless othor- Win stipulated in contract, will be ctl&rged 30 cants per square. Marriages and obituary rtrtticcft, trib- Vttas of respect, and other kindred notices, free. Advertisements must take the run of the paper, as we do not contract to keep them in any particular pUce. 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(Ist square), 5, and orich ad ditional square, 3 ; sale of perishable prop erty, psf square, 2.30 : estray notices, sixty day*, 7 ; notice to perfect service, 7 ; rules fciii to foreclflte per square. 4; tuU* to establish lost pappors, per square. 4; rules compelling titles. 4 ; rules to per fect service iu divorce cik*, 10. Rales of land, etc., by * ex scutors or guardians, are required by law tbehdd on the Ist th *’ raonth tween the hofirs of 10 in the forenoon and 4 in the afternoon, at the, court house door in th« county in which the property \t situated. Notice of these sales must be wittu in a public gazette 40 days previous to the dav of sale. Notices for the sate .Qf personal proper ty must be given in like rtianner 10 days pwioiu to sale day. Notice to the debtors and creditors of *o touto must also be published 40 days. Ndtic4 that application will fee made to ikt Court ot (Ordinary for leave to soli Wad, 4c.,*tiitist be published for two months for letters of administration. tUMiiiatiship, &c., must be published 30 oty*— for dismission from administration, b»nthlv for throe months—for dismission bom guardianship, 40 days. Rules for foreclosure of mortgage most he published nldnthly for four months — lor establishing lost papers for the full fee® of three months —for compelling htlts from executdrs. or administrators, 'there bond has been given by the deceased, We full space of three months: Publication will always be continued ac *«ding w these, the legal requirements, otherwise drdeted. lIEW YORK TRIBUNE 1873 v Now. as heretofore, Thr Tribcnb strives *• be first of all and pre eminently anew a Republic—England and tier* gradually permeated with Republic t%O idea*- fipam swaying in the nerveless R**spof a ruler too good for a King and weat for a Republican, who is nriablii *• forern the great island tha blocks the •Wraoce to our Gulf of Mox’ro and equ il ' unable to give it np—the German *1 peoples agitated by anew Prptestan 2*®t Be l»ratiD>j from the See of Rome on of Papal Infallibility and as recognize the “ Old. Catholics ” hjjn 'd* o !* Continctit pervaded by the 2**“®ctti%l ferment that comes of the con- old Idea*, philosophical, the - material, and the aivitices of Sconce—Russia and Great Britaiu daT* * twe for the final gains that shall it* j Asiatic supremacy—China sSem- J to abandon her advances jind u, l” half-opened gates—Japan abol jjjb ? leQc, aHsm and inviting Western civ* •arirvfv to Western commerce to’ aV..-. ,y..l°Qg-hidden empire—such are of toe news froth abroad which the hudM Continents and the wires WhhMM **** dai, y hearing tons. — aoie and trusted correspondents in ca P V,t *l®* and, wherever great at Progress, The Tribune aims, fifin'* r cost, to lay before it* reader VnaTi I hremnt. complete, dud popular of these diverse and conflict* h*K*, through all of which, as X^ e ‘O'feof masses are * Btru Egfeog up toward larger THE BAINBBHHxE WEEKLY SUN recognition and a brighter future. At home she struggle for Freedom seems over. The last slave lias long been a citi> zen , the last opposition to emancipation, enfranchisement, equal civil rights, hab been fotinally abandoned. No party, North or South, longer disputes the result of the war foi the Union ; all declare that these results mast never be undone ; and, with a whole people thus united on the grand platform of All Rightß for All, wheteto dilr bloody Struggle, and the prolonged civil conte*-t8 that followed, have led us, the Republic closes the records of the bit— ter, hateful past, and turns peacefully, hopefully, to the less alarming because lesS vi' al problems of the future To what ever may elucidate the general discussion or action on ihefce, The Tribune gives am plest space aud most impartial record.— Whatever patties may propose, whatever political leaders may say, whatever officers may do, is fairly set down in its columns, whether this news helps or hinders its own Views. Its reader** have the right to an honest statement of the facts: and this they always get. But as to its own political principles, The Tribune, fa of couise, hereafter as here tofore, the ehatnpion df Equal Rights, ir respective of race, batiVity*, or color. It •Mandß inflexibly tiy the amendments for tl.e permanent security of those rights, which have been solemnly incorporated by the people, in the Constitution of tha Uni ted States- Independent of political par ties, it »•« deft voir to t'eat them all with judicial fairness. It laborfe to purify the administration of government, national, rtlate and municipal, and whenever those in authority, whether in national. State.or municipal affairs, take the It ad in this work, it will therein give them its cordial support. But it can never be the servitor of any political parly, nor will it surren der or even waive lift right to criticise and condemn what is wrong, and commend what is right in the action of uoy parties or ®f any public men. Now. as always, The Triinfee labors with all its heait for the promotion of the great material interests of the oohntry. The progress of invention and of Jabot saving, the development of our resources, the pre* s< rvalion of our land for the landless and its rapid subjugation to human wants, the utiliz ition of our vast underlying ores, the extension of the facilities for btinging pros dueoi and Consumer nearer Together— whatever tends to Swell the ranfcft. incretk the knowledge And better the condition oi those devoted to productive industry finds mention and encouragement in our col umns The WteeMy Tribune, now more than thiitv years old, has endeavored to keep up with the progress «f the age in improve ment. and in enterprise. It devotes a large shaie ot Its edluums to agriculture as the most essential and geneial of human pur suits, It employs tin; ablest and most sues cultivators to set forth in brief, clear essays their practical Vic"B of the Farmer’s work It. reports public discuss sious which elucidate that woik : gat he* s from every source agricultural news, the lepoits <>f the latest experiments, the stories of the latest successes and .faiidres, ai.d wha 1 evei*maV tend tit ohcb to better agriculture, and to commend it as the firs and most, important of progressive arts, based on natural science. Theie are hundreds of thousands engaged in diverse pursuits who own or rCut h • ‘ place," end give :dule portion of their time to its culture and improvement. The Weekly Tribune shows them how to make the mi,ft of their roods and their hours, both by direction .and example. No in foi million equsd in quality or quantity cun be else'Vhbio obtained for the price of this journal. The Weekly Tribune appeals also to ieiclieilt, students,, and persons of inquir ing minds, by the character of its liter ary contents which Include reviews of all the works prbceSdipg from the mnstbr minds of the Old or of the N’ew Yorld, wi'h lib eial extracts from those of especial inrer e.-t. Imaginative Literature also claims attention, but in a subordinate degree.— ‘‘Homo Interests" are discussed weekly by & lady specially qualified to instriict and interest her own sex, and the younger por tion of the other. No column is more eagerly sought or perused With greater average profit thilti hers. The news of the day, elucidated by brief comments, is so cordenaed that no reader can deem it dif fuse while given sufficiently In detail t<> satisfy the wantspf the average reader.— Selections are regularly made from the extensive correspondence of the The Daily Tribune from every country, and its edito rials of more permanent value are here reproduced Ih short The VVeekjy Tri bune commends it tels to millions by mm. istering to tlieir intellectual wants more fully than they are met by any othei jour nal, while its regular reports of the cattle, country produce, and other markets, will of themselves save the fanner who iegu larly notes them far morn than his journal 8 For the family circle of the educate foimer or artisan, The Weekly Tribune has no superior, as is proved by the hundreds of thousands who. having read it from childhood, still cherish and«enjoy it in tire prime and on the doWn lull of life. W® respectfully ur,e those who know itßwq>nh to commend The Weeklv 1 ribune to their friends and mighW, and We profler it to clubs at prices barely pa} the Sost of reaper and press work. terms of the weekly tribune TO MAIL SCBSCBfB»dtS. One copy, one year-62 issuesS $2 00 Five copied, ooe year—s 2 ueuef . Tut office. J-iSj SoSp’*. 1.00 eacb | SO copiw... 1.10 each. And an extra to each Club. For Clubs of fifty The Semi Triune will be seixt as an extra copy. BBORGIA-OBC'Tr. CorMv Whereas John and. harrell administrator of O. S. Haynes, de dec represents id the Cdurt m his pe tition dnlyfEd the as fully administered O. S. Hayne. is therefore, to cite all persons con . jmSml and creditors to show ,c March 1, l8"3-35-3ifi 12,000 000 ACRES' CHEAP FARMS! The cheapest Laud in market for sale by the UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD COM PANY. In the Great Platte Valley. 3,000,000 Acres in Central Nebraska Now for sale in tracts of forty acres and upwards on five and ten years’ credit at 0 per cent No advance interests required. Mild and healthful climate, feitile soil, an abundance of good water. THE BEST MARKET IN THE WESTI The great mining regibus of Wyoming, Colorado. Utah and Nevada, being sup plied by the farmers in the Platte Valley. SOLDIERS ENTITLED TO A BOSEBTEAD OF A 160 ACRES, THE BEST LOCATIONS FOR COLONIES. FREE HOMFS FOR ALL! Millions of acres of choice Gove.nment Lands open for entiv under the Homestead Law, near the Great Railroad, with good maikets and nil the conveniences of an old settled country. Free passes to pin chasers of Railroad Land. Sectional Maps showing the Land, also new addition of descriptive pamphlet with new maps mailed free to even w here. Address o. f Davis • Land Commissioner U. P. 11; R. Omaha, Neb. [Established 1830 ] I WELCH & GRIFFITHS, Manufacturers of Saws, SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHERS. [EVERY SAW WARRANTED FILES BELTING AND MACHINERY IIPLIBERAL DISCOUNTS ju W‘ “Price Lists and Circulars free. | WELCH & GRIFFITHS I Boston, Mass., & Detroit, Mich. SAWS USE the Reisiuger Sash Lock and Support rumim wiows No ftpring to break, no cutting of sash ; cheap, durable, veiy easily applied : lipids sash at any place desired, and a self--aS tener when the sash i» down. Send stamp for. ci'cular. Circular ahd six copper bronzed locks sent to any address in thu (J. S-. postpaid, on receipt oft 0 cents l iber al inducements ro th»- trade. Agents want ed. Address REISINtjEU SASH LOCK CO , NO. 418 Market St., Harrisburg, Pa. Is the BEST IN THE WORLD. Ageutft wanted; Send for circular. Adi dress : ‘‘DOMESTIC SEWING MACHINE CO , N. Y * Babcock FIRE . EXTINGUISHER. SEND FOR. “Its hecord v F W. FARWELL, tjecretaiy 407 Broadway, N. Y. 78 Market 8t , Chi cago. Breech Loading Shot Guns forty dollars to three hundred dollars Double-shot Guns; eight dollars tb oiie hundred and fifty dollars, Single Shot Guns, three dollars to twenty dollars. Ri fles, eight dollars to seventy-five dollars. Re volvers, . five dollars to twenty-five dollars. Pis tols; one dollar to eight dollars. Gun Material, Fishing Tackle, &c. Large discounts to dealers or clubs. Army Guns, Re- Write for a Price List to 3 . 11. JOHIVSTON, volvers,, eto , bought or traded for, .Goods sent by express C. O. D. to be examined before paid fot.' $5 TO s2o^,^ ! AiffS: es of woiking people, ot either sex. young or old make more money ai woiktorus in tlieir >-pare moments or all the time, than at anything ee. Particular* tree Address G. STITSON & CU., Portland Maine. Agents a Rare Chance We will pay a U S4O per week ra cash who wiU engage with us at once. Everything furnished and expenses paid. Address A. COULTER & CO. Charlotte. Mich. best and oldest family MEDICINE, Sanford’s dm mm, A purely vegetable Cathartic and Tonic for Dyspepsia Constipation. Debility, Sick Headache, Billious A tracks, and all de rangements of Liver, Stomach and Bov/els. Ask*your Druggist for it. Beware of lmmi tattoos i nan reward. ■ |111! | For any case ot Blind Bleed ■ Hl| ing. Itchitis or Ulcerated M IvW piles that Db Bisgs Pile Rrmedt fails to care. It is prepared rx nies-ly to enr he Piles, and nothiugckc. |old by all Druggists- Price $1 00. TOR THE RIGHT-JUSTICE TO .ILL. BALN'BRIDGE GA., MAY 3rd, 1873; SLAM TKH GATE; Now Harry, dear don’t laugh at me* But.when you go so late, I wish you would be careful, dear, To never slam the gite. For Bessy listens every niglit, And so does teasing Kate, To tell next day what p’daafci They heerd,yofi the . ’Twas nearly ten last night you know, But now ’tis very late, (We’ve talked about so many things) Ob, do not slam the gate. For all the neighbors, hearing it, Will say our future fate We’ve been discussing ; so I beg You will not slam the gate. For, though it is all very true; I wish that they would wait, To canvass our affairs, until — Well—pray don’t slam the gate. At least, not now. But by and by When in “our home ” I wait Your coming, I shall always like To hear you slam the gate. For whether you go out or iff, At early hours or late, The whole world will not tease me then, About the horrid gate 1 [From the Clarke Virginia, Courier.] A BATTLE BALLAD. The following beautiful ballad, written by F. 0. Ticknor, never before appeared in print: A summer Sunday morning, July the twenty-first, In eighteen hundred and sixty-one, The storm of battle burst. For many a year the thunder Had muttered deep and low. And many a year through Hope and suer, The store had gathered slow, Now hope had fled the hopeful, Aud fear was with the past; And on Manasas’ cornfields, The tempest broke at last. A feint upon our centre. While the foeman massed his might, For our swift and sure destruction, 0 With his overwhelming “right ” Ail the summer ail* was darkened, With the trampling of their host; Ail the SilndaV stillness broken, By the clamor df their boast With their lips of savage shouting, And their eyes of sullen wrath, Goliahwith the weaver beam, The champion of Gath. Are they men who guard the passes, Oh our “left” so far away; In thy coil fields, oh ! Manassas, Are they nien wHo fought td-day ? Our Jx>ys are brave and gentle, And their brows are smooth and white ; Have they grown to men. Manassas, In the watches of a night? Beyond the grassy hillocks. 'There are tents that glimmer white ; Beneath the leafy coverlet, There is steel that glistens bright- There are eyes of watchful reapers, Beneath the summer leaves, tYith a glitter as of sickles, Impatient for the sheaves. They are men who guard the passes, They are nien who bar the ford ~ Stands our David at Manassas, The champion of the Lord. They are men who guard our altars, And beware ye. sons of Gath, THe deep and dreadful silence, Os the Lion in your path. Lb 1 the foe was mad for slaughter, And the whirlwind hurled on; But our boys had grown to heroes— They were Lions every one And they stood a wall of iron, And they shown a wall of flame, And they beat the baffled, tempest The caverns whence it came. To the caverns of the witches, To'the cauldrons of the fiends, To the black and outer darkness, Os the Northern cave of winds. And Manassas’ sun descended. On their armies crushod and torn, On a battle bravely ended, On a nation grandly born. The laurel and the cypress, The glory and the grave, We pledge to tbee, oh 1 liberty, The life-blood of the brave. ’Late California papers give some fearful details of the distress cartsed by the failure of the rice crop in Java. Corpes of men and women who have died of hanger, are daily found on the roadsides, and it is no ranty to' see persons laying along ihe roads exhausted and awaiting death. A NEW DdG STORY. * A TRUE STORJ OF A SAGACIOUS DOQ A FAMILY OF CHILDREN* ATTACKED BY A CRAZY WOMAN AND DEFENDED fcY A FAITHFUL DOG. v • , All read stories df sagacious dogs With‘interest. Sere is anew and it has the additional merit of being strictly true. A certain law yer in San Franciscd Las a wife, a hurse-giil, ft Whole house of small children, and a large Newfoundland ‘dog as 4 playmate for the little ones. It was not known until lately that the dog had any other merits tnin A doggish attachment to the family a kind, playful disposition and a good appetite. A startling exigen cy arose and he became the defender of that family. The lawyer has a* near neighbor Whose wife Is afflicted with a mild type of insanity. The unfortunate woman was supposed to be perfectly harmless, and her hus band kept her with him. She was an object mournful interest in the neighborhood and her vagaries some tiii&s amuse the children. Nobody ever thought of her becoming dan gerous. One day when the lawyer was at his officb and his wife Was out shopping, and the children, left in charge of the nurse girl 5 were romp ing with tlie dog, there was a violent knocking at the door which startled the whole house. The girl Went to the door, and the children crowded around her, and the dog Was there too, With aii expression of interest on his countenance. "When the door was opened the crasy woman forced heir Way into the hall; looking very touch excited.— She talked loud and looked wild, and was evidently rating niad. The dog knew her, and appearing also to know that there iva3 -something wrong on foot, he crowded in be tween the affrighted children arid the visitor and commenced barking. The nurse girl not being alarmed, told Him to “ get out.” The ihahide woman it seems took the remark as addressed to her, seized the girl by the hair, and dragged her down, and finally Clutched her throat and com menced strangling her. The girl, was powerless in the hands of the maniac, and the children ran scream ing. The dog not liking the bourse mutters had taked; sprang at the mad woman With open jaws and fas tened upon her. She loosoded her hold of the prostrate girl, and made her way for the door in charge of the dog. She stepped outside, and the animal let her go. The nurse girl then bolted the door, and the now doubly arraged woman began to throw stones and break the win dows, and finally got an axe and commeneed hewing dowii tlib door. The hotise ttas iti the suburbs and no policeman was near. The girl locked the terrified children in a room, and leaving the dog to guard the house, went out by the back door And hastened to the lawyer’s office. The mad woman, hearing the chil dren shrieking in the back part of the house, and the barking of tHe dog in the sanie direction, left the front door and went to the rear of the house. She saw the childfeK’s faces huddled together in the win dow, and made a fresh attack. She broke tne window all to pieces and tiled td get in toy it, but the opening was a little too high and she had no ladder. The terror of the children during the scene can probaly be im agined. They heard their friend, the dog, at the door outside, aiid there he faithfully stayed, protesting against the riotous proceedings with Eis deep-toned voice. Presently the baffled maniac Uiade her way through the baek door wiih her axe, and stood face to face With the f<se that had previously forbidden her the house. He lay crouching at the children’s door, and there the law yer found him Wheh he came with a sufficient force to raise the siege. Mistress— “ Mary; go into the sit ting room please, and tell me how the thermometer stands.” Mary after Investigating it, replied “ that it stands on the first mantle-piece, just against the wall.” “ All Hands Bel ow.” A RELIGION THAT A PAROT COtJLD SCARE A good story is told of a parto t who had always lived on board a ship, but escaped at one of the South-. gation assembled; find the minister began preaching t 6 tiiem in his earn est fashioti, saving there was no vir tue in them—that every one of them Would go to efadless perdition unless they speedily repented; dust as he Spbk’e the sentence, lip spoke the parroi fron* liis hiding place: * “All hands below I” To say that. “ all hands ” were startled would be a inild way of pUit tiug.it. The peculiar voice from an un known source had much more effect oil them than the parson’s voice ever had. He waited a ttVoinent and tlieh a shade or two pillar, he repeated the warning. “ All hands below!” again rang out from somewhere; The preacher started ffom the pUlpit and locked anxiously around, inquired it anybody h&et Spoken. “ All hands below!” was the bitty reply, at which Ihb entire panic Stricken congregation got up, aiid a moment afterward they all bolted for the doors, the preacher trying his best to be the first, and during the time the inischievous bird kept Up his felling : “ All hands below 1” Theie was one old womah present who was lame, and bould not get out as fast as the rest, an'd in a short time she was left entirely alone.— Just as she was about to hobble out, the parrot flew down, and alighting on her shoulder, yelled in her ear : “All hands below!” “ No, jio, Mr. Devil!” shrieked the woman, “you caii’t mean me. I don’t belong here, tgo to the other church across the way.” A to Names. —The Charleston Courier relates the case of three fine ocean steamers that have been built and named after llilee great Oceans, which have all been unfortunate, and Mate all been the coffins of an hundred sbiilS find more,’ viz : The Artie; the Pacific; and the Atlantic. The Arctic fcarrie iii colli sion with thb French steamer "Vesta, oh the Newfoundland bc-ast and sunk, causing a loss of two hiihdred and fifty lives. The Pacific, with a large number of passengers, was never heard of after she left Liverpool. She doubtless foundered and went down with all on board. The sad fate of the Atlantic, With its awful destruction of five hundred or six hundred lives, is still the engrdtsing topic of piiblid interest. The god Nepttlhe, like the God of the He brews; seems td frown Upon having any graven image to commemorate his majesty and power. The story of the city minister who opened his front door suddenly, and surprised a guilty looking maii Who was just in the act of depositing a nearly covered basket on the door step, is Ihus continued: “Aha!” said the minister, rushing out and grasping, the mail by the cdl lar. “What do you mean by leaving a baby on my doorstep ? Ah, I have you, you scoundrel. I’ll show you how io abandon an infent to the cold mercies of the world!” And all these reffiarks were punctuated by kicks. “I haiiit left any baby at your door, said the man, taking up the basket and lifting the cover. I brought a right fat Christmas turkey fo't you, but I’m d—d if you shall have it now if you was starving.” And he walked gloomly away. The minister had a pensive, unhap py look and currugated brdw as he dissected his buckwheats a few min utes later. Evidently there had been a mis understanding. “Local option” has forbidden the sale of liquors in Cumberland county Pa, bUt a train which reaches Har risburg about ten p. m., and remains an hour and a half affords tfie thirsty Cumberlanders ari opportunity to get their tipple, and has been duffed the “IcrCaJ train.” is Aimxea A Dutchman’s Trick! I "While a Dutchman wa* pase&g through a city in Vermont, a Yankee came up to him and said : Shoii, if you treat to cider, rii leard you a trick. Sbon agreed. Yahk tkieb placed his hand against a fence and told it as hard as he could. •Shon hot thinkthg that any harm could befall him by so doing, struck a blacksmith’s blow, bul instead of hitting Yank’s hand the latter ed it back, and poor Shon struck the ifence board, knocking it oft Mein Gott-ih itimiridei! cried Slioh. Vat makes you so foolish ! I knock mine hand off clean up to ike elbow! Oh, suckor blitz! ifiy frau, what Will she.say? Poor Slifin was boUhd to hktb veiige, so one day As lie was passing through a field he espied a Hrah.— Going up to him ho said. — Mynheer, I shows you von leedl4 ’dricks for noddings. As there was no fetico oh treed near, Shon put his haiid oh hid mouth, and said, — Strike sliust as hard as you cab. Mynheer blazed away, add &hoh pulled away his hand, ABd receiving tke blow on his mouth, turned 4 summersal. Shon jhmped Up, hid mohth bleeding, abd combieboe dancing with pain. Sherusalem! A tehsAh'd ttiyfedd dads dis goon'drV! I goes back to Holland. Model Obi^Hary. —“Died, Ik'd 17th ultimo, Mr, Jacob James, muck respected bjr all who knew and dealt with him. As a than he was amiable; as a hatter upright Ah'd moderate! His virtues were beyond all and his Heave! hats wei-e only twenty* four shillings each: He has left A widow to deplore his loss, Add a large stock to be sold cheap for the benefit of his family. He was snatched fed to the other world in the jpridle of life, aiid just as he had coucluded ad extensive purchaSb bf felt, which he got so cheap that the widow call supply hats at a more reasonable charge than any other hobse id towU. His disconsolate fiiidily will carTy od the business With phhetuaiity: The little boy saved from the wreck of the Atlantic was hot saved foi* nothing. Glory waits hiid. Alsd money. Together with a giraffe, a fat woman; elephants Add curiosities, he Is offered the, proud privilege of traveling with Mr: Barfiiim: It is de light fully gratifying te kdotir th&t thb terihs proposed by Mr. 8., include $20,000 and the right to sell kid photograph. It is a wohd'er that Bariitim has hbt procured one of the dead bodies lrom the wreck of the Atlantic add had it embalmed sot exhibition. They tell A stoH about a rririH who put the saddle liind-joaß foremost upon his horse while in a condition of dizziness, superinduced by fire water. Just as he was aboiit td inonnl a German friend catrie Up Rrid told him the saddle was oii and tfkhted refhrihg: The rider Replied; “you let that saddle hldnfe! iH thulider do you know which way I am going ? And the gentleffiah front Germany passed on. A young man asked a jouiig lady her age, when she replied : ‘Six times seven and seven times three, added to my age, will exceed sii time! nine and four, as double tiif £go feX&bda twenty.’ The young man. said hb thought she Idoked mticH older: —— • * " I An innocent young man in Deft Moines was asked by the HeTi Mr Hamruofidj thb rerivßiiSt; If nfc laboring for the good of his soul: ‘No/ was the reply; T work for Billy Moore/ ‘Sir, I wiil make you feel roy arrow! of resentment’ Ay; miss, why should I fear your arrows, wlieti yoU never had a bead ? The wealth of a sdtfl Is measured by how moch it cab tell \ its poverty by hovV little. Here is the newest floral, !ei»timeut If you wish for heart’s-eaee, don t look to marigold. Can a civil engineer inform tts honll it is that the mouths of rivers MO lar ger than their heads ? m