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$l)c ttulljbcrt Appeal.
I. P. SAWTJOX,] tH. H. JUNES,
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The OfflceiN of the Ariup-
Grant wrote to the Honta Committee on
Military A fair* recommending a tptieic-
•l of thirty-three and one-third jnr cent.
in the I mg of army officer i.
Korney writes to 1ns IMjilndolpUIn pn-
p?rs “that tlio ft<*publio.Uis in Washing-
\i>n bad In contend against rererhed
OUTHBERT APPEAL,
Cutlibert, Georgia, THURSDAY, June 18, 1868.
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No. 83.
Dnd Ding to His Friend Harding.
To the Onncrlul Ed liandlph nanling,
Judge of the Put aider S'rLit, (at or ter
ha, hut J fear never trill):
Dkar Nkd: I’ve jest bin down to
Hudquartcr*, senco I writ you nforo, to
x see how Uccunstrucshuuisin wur gittin
WWa ud III, ntlomi ant! moo uf tin; nn „ frond handed mothe, “ Nil
regolat dfttty stationed hero.
In VVsMilnfitnn. the other ilaj
The oOeer.s the papr'r-
Went wholly, w>|ely DimimcwiIo
The ode err of the »pny,
Grant loohetl i|iiite hmI,
Wmle ragiitK mad
Korney an l»nl
And em-h one had
A twinge infernally rheumatic.
A nwetlng llicn and tlicrv took placo
Thir army tretiron to i-w«-.
So ominously Iti-inoerutic .
In oBctw of the an.ty, 1
Wade. •V.N oulrugcouk.'
■ant.
‘liaiinthvif
Forney. -Blood amt njy*
•Why. Grant a rage I* t
Ye* I raise their wngiw. that's ecstatic I’
For the uflherr Ol the unity,
•Bet trh.ll nln»l the men.' mid Wade.
They nwtM ho bad, and tonight, tllld paid,
To kill this vip*r I ten i ernlir.
A» w»dl at ofUcera of the oriny.
Grant »liix>k hir ImnuI,
•They can In l«l
liy Rode Inttand .
Macbiner are dead.
And uH<n well drlUmt- -phlegmAlio,’
Not *o the officers of lliu army.
Then Grant v\ III,out it single Word
Wrote off to rail* the |wy otK-lhlnl,
A holt to catch the lh-imrraiio
Of the officer* of the army.
Grant smoked and ihoiiglu
Wade screeched out ‘eanglit P
The deed duck honglit I
Then rare the lot
With White House visions rjnitc ben tie,
And the uffievra of the uriny.
Pact Put.
I.yitco IN It ia often n question
among people who me unacquainted _
will. Ill,, nnulnmy nnd pl,yni,,l>. B y mrtln. D.in'1 vnil n-m«mbnrtknt
men, whether lying with the liend rxul- , ' . , r , . . , , . ,
1«l ,,r l.v,.| with tl,« hndjr l„ .hn ,„ wt "h„int .|*,-,l, „N„n n wlml wnr rtnok
wholesome. The pi aj. oily consulting tho oend «f tli* Anderson Koh
Ery,” cuntniuin your eppersode* on onr
Joseph and Ouvnur Hulluck. Sea he,
* that 11. an them /ire it an ttanefur I ant
ing, Ho let me inter thesecrit, an told
me to use it whnr it wood tell to his
intruss."
Well, Ned, I must sny, tlmt they is
well writ, mid shows, that nltho you is
rnnsidcrhul on tlio decline of life, your
genus fur poertry is cummin bnek, like
secuiid childhood. I Wat* so pleased
with thnt nr postrufee nlmut our Joseph
hein like a grille rin k with nil the WOV
n surgin und sloshin around him, tlmt I
fetch the Kry home, an re<l It, in tnv
most oruter stile, to Polly, who set, all
the time, eniiliu, an wipin her eycH with
her npern. Now she’s rulher more of u
critic than I is; an she wurnt n!lerge*h-
er carried away with tliut pnrt. Sc*
she, “ l)od, that’ll do fur poet ink lieernse,
but our Joseph has moved uIkmiI ruther
smurtly. fur to be much like the Jnbritl-
tnr Risk ” Hut, Ned, w hen I got to
tlmt ar patriutick pnssidge about your
hopin, thut “ the ole State, which hud
fell out of the (Julluxy like the
Misses Pelides, would soon iissooin her
persiiion, an hupperness on pacoe wood
liNiininale our path like the glories ot
the peat,” Polly ris from her cheer, an
!)od, Ned’s Isith a pore it an n
their own cases on this jsiint, argue in
favor of that which they prefer Now,
though many delight in Is.Uleiing up
thoir heads at night, und sleep soundly
without iiyury, yet we declare it to he u
dungermiH habit. The vessels in which
1he bhsid pusses from the heart to the
hem) aie always lessened in their caVi-
ties when the head is resting in lied
higher tkun the Isaly ; therefore in all
discuses attending w ith f'«*v#r, the head
should he pretty nenrly-or. a level with
the body, und people ought to nc us*
tom thimselvcs to sleeping thus and
avoid danger.—ihd. Jour.
•N%_ A rapid penman can write thirty
word* n minute. To do this he must
draw his quill through the apace of one
rod—sixteen ut:d u half feet. In forty
minutes his pen Havels a furlong ; and
in five and one-third hours one mile.—
We make on an overages, sixteen curves
or turns of the pen in writing each
word. Writting thirty words in a min
ute, we must make four hundred mid
eighty-eight to each seennd ; in an hour
twenty-eight thousand eight hundred ;
in a day of only five hours, one hundred
and forty*Tout thousand ; in a year of
three bundled days, forty-three million*
two hundred tlmusund. The mail who
made one million strokes with a pen in
a month was not at nil remarkable —
Many men make four millions. Here
we have m the aggregate n mark three
hundred miles long, to be trneted on
pa|K»r by ouch writer in a year. In
making each letter of the ofilinmy al
phabet we must make from three to sev
en strokes of the pen, oil uu average
throe to four.
Always lltxi Tirui..—At a festival
party of old nnd young, the question
was asked, which season of life is most
happy I After being freely discussed by
the guests, it was referred for answer to
the boat, upon wlmin was the burden of
fourscore years He asked if they had
noticed a grove of trees before the
dwelling, nnd suid : "When the spring
comes, nnd in the soft uir the buds are
breaking on the trees, nnd covered
with blossoms, I think, how beautiful is
spring I And when summer comes, nnd
covers the trees with its heavy foliage,
and singing birds nro all among the
branches, 1 think how beautiful ia sum
mer ! When autumn load* them with
golden fruit, and thoir gorgeous tint of
frost, I think, how beautiful is autumn !
And when it is sere winter, nnd there is
neither foliage or fruit, then I look up,
and through the leufless branches, as I
never could until uow, I see stars shine
through.
RscilPr.—The following receipt is
said to be worth a thousand dollars to
every housekeeper :
‘Take one pound of sal soda nnd half j suppose had cuin in from Cutlibert,
lidge’s Katb rlogg lust jreer, in which ho
nni'l h« had been courted by the Muses
afore he got married, an ef he wur to
become a widder, he'd no doubt thmli
be nrter him agin. I thought that wur
very u fleet hi, at the time, an pekuliur
sniluhlo to be uddreased to them tender
hearted gala in the Kollidgs. Hut
ahore-nuff, he’s A widder, an lie's fell
back inter pootiy. I beer, fhwt he
pul n mighty pin ty preca in the Cutli-
la-rt Appanl, ufon* he'd bin a widder six
weeks. Hut Dod,” rontinued tlio ole
Durlin, in a emphatic manner, “ how
does them wiilins of Ned work at Hed>
quarters, cmisidcid as a (a-ece of Ha-
plomicy, barring on his pintinent n»
Judge; fur of course Ned is Ion pracki-
cle to be ‘ a wustin his sweetness on the
dessert nr ?’ ” " Well," sen I, " than the
rub. 1 I.iHikcd at them ways, I fear tho
la rothor a fuleyure.” Fur while I wur
showin urn to them clinpa what tends
to the Ilcdqunrtcre, nnd tryin to muke
them feel what a frend Nod wur to our
Joseph an his Kxurlency, Hulluck,
how much thu wur under ohligashuns
to pint him, up cutns a feller from the
Chorrykeo, an scs, “ Strunger, wlmt's
thut you sny r Seal "the Outlet hnl
Kdwurd K. Harding is a fust fiend to
Quviiur Hiuwn an Ouvnur Huliuck. lie
giv uni liis in**t ' cvrjul eujiparthe writ
these hulif'ul an tetchiu elegies on uiu
here in the Kry; und thu owes it h
grutilnod to pint him Judge.” Sen he,
hliettin up ono eye un si tin at me like n
mnn tryin to shoot sumtliin, " your hed
aiut level on thut pint,stranger. Kf Kd
Kandolph Harding is etiny grate frond
to Jnu Blown, lie's got so lately. lie
named liis hoy baby nrter Joe up in Dili
ton, an when Joe nrterwarda turned
him out of the Dalton Depot Agency,
fur not doin the clean thing, he got
mad, that ho went strate home, nnd
changed liis name to John W. Lew is ;
nn he’s nevor reeterflde thnt ter this
day.” " Yes," scs anuthtr feller stand
in by," nn when thu made him slide from
thut big inillertcrry persishuu at Suvun
ner, he charged it ter Hrown, and bused
Rrcwn n gruto ded, an lie’s been busin
him ever hence, tril lately. Hut I sup-
|>oso ha’s got to bo n mighty fiend
ttenee hee got inter nede; for Sliukespoer
sos ' a frend in nede is apt to be a frend
indeed.”' Tha bed hardly sed this,
when a feller jest from the kars, who 1
a pound of unslacked lime and put them I i w|iur you | lvt . B f„ n house with two
in a a gallon of water, bod twenty min- , , • . , . ,
ute., let it etau4 till <iot, then drain off I duur l,cl1 "’ 8n vl,, '' r ' hu ,' cr r,n « bo "'
and pnt in a small jug or jar. Beak ut ” re lhu can K't nckscss), broke in, inin
your dirty clothca over night, or until ralo cnssin strnnn, an sea : " Coijul
they are wet through, then wring them j support indeed ! Oh Harding didtU tup
° n,b< "! plenty of »ep, > d .in I . nMn , , cfkun , wuf d()Wn lbnr
one boiler of tiie clothca well coveted , e , . i i ,
with water, udd one teeeeprul or the, W ' *H'tied to find out whnr heetood;
washing fluid, boil half an hour briskly, • Lrit all we cood over git out of him wur,
then wash them tlioroughly with ono ' that he didnt know xrhat tonne to tale—
»uds, rinse, and your clothes will look that he wur not prepared to tag,' and ull
better then hjr the old wn)r of we.hin B t|iat , |o Wl Cll , H „ r[ nboul „
twice before cooling. This n ao mvalii* .... .. . i
el.le receipt, and every poor woman : “ foro lh " | ee*hni , 1 nn went to New J orli
should t y it. I on law buniss, an rtudu lhar, or turn-
wluu-s eba, tell near a w*ek nrter tho | Guvnor Jtnwn it exceedingly intermit,
* ‘ dally lf<trding. u Ned you ort tohi hoord
the crowd luff, nnd 1 oood but fddl thnt
It tvur Mitunlly at your uXpetts*.
My oto frond, its Of-ful ombnl’rassin to
tl tcildur-henrtod ttlah llko tlio, to hour a
tile frend of my boy doys, pitched Inter
In that sorter stylcj ond ho onablo to
fnto the nrgimonts. 'i’lie fact is, Ned
I’m oticasy about you. I’ve boon lab
torly refloctih tnUch on what Solytnnn
says in tho Sams, » valtlti nn.biahun of
ten overlceps itself.” I know you lias n
powerful vnllin nmhislmn, an 1 fearynuvo
outjumpt yourself, an gone clean over
tuthcr side of the mark. 1 toll yon,
Nod, summor-settin is very oxillerntin,
but a orful dangrua bixncss. 1'veliccrd
of a circus feller, what looped clean over
totlior horse, on which ho wur tryin to
lito, an hutted out hit hole cunt cute, an I've
often hoc rtf of men’s turnin thoir livers
upside dotin, by BummorBottul. Dont
your liver foci kinder disgruutlcd like
leeshun. I dont reckon ho xewt' tup pari
fit' Ihilltlck ‘ corjully ’ up tfud. Tho gfn-
fal nptnyufi dotin With us Is, tlint bo
atnde nuay from homo n purpib to kvep
fmm tukin sides. ISf that Wurnt bit, ouf
peeplo wood bo glad to know Why ho
sfado away no long, nt n time of so
much intruss to tho ctlntry an to hi«
fronds, Hulluck nnd Brown. I wunder
cf ho got up to that ‘ rca port town, nn
got horee de nunhat ’ agin, ns Dod Ding
culls it.” (Ned, I felt a lectio kinder
cut nt thnt quitnshun—I did.) " No
stranger,” continued the feller gittin
warmer, “ ole Harding never aded in the
work of rceonttrueehun, an didnt help Hit!-
tuck a bit- / defy him to thoir whar an
when he ever done ennything in our favor.
El ho wanted to ho glorified as ono of
.Hiillucku • vorjtd tupporiert,' he.ortunil to
n bin ashamed, or ufaored, toudverento
hie uouso nib. o the leeshun—ho nrtund
to a turned a bushel over his caudle :
fur it wur n blame week, fliqkerin light of nights, Ned f D.int you henr sum
onnyhow—he oiler n bin among his
people in Randolph County, apenkiu nn
talkin nn workln An; our aide and fur
his trends, Bulluuk nn Brown, like my
man HiiituII, of Webster Cutinly. But
nary vole did he poll—nary cole did he in
floaunte. Tho ole cock reminds mo of
the little hur-koeper, what laid still under
the counter till tho fight wur over, nn
arter the whipped party had left, jumpt
out with a grate big stick, un a big
ger oath, nn ecu, ‘ Jehuminny / Didnt ice
give um hell?'” Arter all this wur sod, u
feller, who chimes to be vorry intermit
with Bulhick, spoke up an scs, " Doth
sieli freuship! Even those articles in the
Kry huint got no signature. How does
hu expect to giv liis in/loonnte an ' eorjul
mpport ’ for Hulluck. by prnsin him arter
the conleot >• all oier, un then siniii his
name II, with a whole lot of sturs nrter
it f Who Is II I Who knows or keers
fur II. all the Star* T Hulluck wurnt lerted
by non y mui pratet, ftor by i tart nut her.
The fact Is, lie’s jest fixed up these let
ters because Hulluck** bin put inter pow
er, un Im wants to git his favor by Hat*
tenn him ; uu yet he darn to add the
irate of his name, for fear tho peuplu
wood know him ss a Hulluck muh.—
thin growlin in your nlmnick ? I’m ndy
onenny about you. Dolly, you know, is
a good nuns, and has rased levcu lino
gal childorn. She’s nnkshus about you,
nn sos you had better git quiet, put n
inussturd over your left side, rub your
liver an ubdcrmun like, with hu/.xard’s
greoee, soak your feet in warm iruter nn
scrape tho battumnwith n coho nife, drink
sumtliin warm fur your inurds, an go to
lied ably. Wo both begins to think you
is kinder pludo out, nn advises you not
to overstrain yourself in old nge.
From what I beer of ilium South West
people, thu dont dcsnrvu to have sieli a
man as you lobe tin r Judge no how.—
Tha woodot nppreshoatc your virtshoos
nn tnlluntn. Them dirty cat eyed luw
yarn down thar will bo a pockin nt you,
an pokin fun at you, nn the people will
mill you all sorts of hard names, of yon
gits on the Bench. Ned, did von ever
see the noble htr/.mrl, n soar in up Inter
the novins, and a hold lot of beo martins
an bluebirds flyin nrter him, nn lllllt on
liis back an bitin him nn worry in him
almost to doth? Wall, Ned, ef you
wur made a Judge down tlior, you’d be
jett Oiltaclty tike that hutiaid, Ef I wur
you, I’d giv them people over lika
Darn these fronds, what's so Invin when , “ Efrum, ns jined to tliur idles,” nn not
tha wants siuntliiu, an goes to Now woriy moysolf onny longer wilh my pa-
Yoik when tliur help in needed I I litre trn< ’ tio t - ,ff " rtg to gnrvo * llw,n - ^n, Ned,
Browns stile. Ef he goes in fur onny
thing, ho pulls off his cont, nn goes in
lied nil ytirs. Thnt ole Rig’ll find, thnt
Hulluck aunt he bamboozled by liis par
ty tulk now, oven if he hud u hundred
stars printed arter It. Sieh fiends ns
Harding dont put men in ofiis, nn dont
s u*t a no lulmiuistrashiins nuther. Hid
luck wants fiends what uint nshamo»l bi
him, Kf Oordun had bin looted, I bet
twenty dozens of shumpnnn agin nulhin,
Ed Randolph iturding wood it bin fling-
in his stars around him afore now
Nod, I tell you, this was hard for me
to stun. But rot my bottoms, of i
knnwd how to answer it. To muke the
mutter wusHor still, a fuller with epptir-
lefts, nnd who no doubt, is high up in
the picture, squar.d his shoulders back,
hunhd his fist on the table, and nos :
'• Them* my soiitormoiits 1 He's u reg-
Inr Jackass to he tryin to pull thu wool
over thu Utivnurs eyes that way."—
Weil, jest at this pint, I " changed my
base.”
Ned, in those uriturclu times, " two
ef divert ion is wlist you wants, jest step
over to the express oH'hs an git that pur-
ty wig, what, them New York fellers lias
sent you, put it on, marry you sum young
un hansom gal, uu then you nn she ken
retire to thu shades of pernnttia, an while
nil the muses is pluyin an splushin about
in them cool waters thnt tloiis from the
pearian spring, you un she can while
away your dchnin eart, like two sweet,
pasheut doves, u hillin an euoln.
Pure well, Dear Ned, yourn In hrtpes
of early ivsigtinshun to Droverdutico,
Don Disc.
P. 8.—I soo your name ia out in the
Bry, in tho list of the big cnmmitly for
Grant un cnldfuvts. Well tlinia sum
coiiHoilashiiii to retire on. Thar it shines
in thnt glories gallaxy of stars, near to
the name of your disllukwishd ••oh>red
coequal, II M. Turner. I>. D.
From the Mountings nenr D.ilton,
Georgy Tenatoiy, June 10th, 1808,
A VkiiY Rich Faiik - The, narrator
says: “I went over last summer with
two friends, and Jones took us on a four
nefo lot lie lin'd just prepared lor plnnt-
ing. We nil went to the cent re ol tlm
beds is butler an one, especially if one it, lot, olid he there made a single hill, and
n thorp t hed.'' I in list warn you Agin •‘bowed iih h cucumber seed, ‘Now,
IbIIIh yuor WB.knl«. cr.«.p out lor vlow H"y«.’•«l‘l ho, ‘whw, 1 ,mt tl.io rood
r , , ,, . | into tin* ground you must run fur the
Of tho onolo.rit.ibul world,... your op- < R „ t q „ i ,. k ca „.,
persodc*. You know yo« idlers was a So sooner had lie dropped the seed than
littlo infirm in tryin to make people li«» nnd the others alnrlcd off as if a hull
think, by your talk that you wur on in-1 been after them. I was so
t.-r„,it turnio with grate-m,-„. 1 r V r «V- w T ln *
, _ „ ... , ’.til I haw a vine pushing up ln>m tho
them fellers m Atlanty consider our Jo-1 gr ., ufl( f 1^,1 r „„fc; IIK | i(r qi.ei, f
soph o reglnr whiilo, fotcii alive ml the ran as if for deaf lifjp, but before 1 got
way from tho open see at the North *° | I |U fence tho Vine caught mo and hu-
Polo, with „ Inigo iro blog ioilioin- F" 11 lu wi,ld " ,c ''p 0 n ,ni| ko.
, i • ‘ , i I .. ■ j I wns very much alarmed, nnd nut my
to hi. t“l»; »„<l thu nm. you! porUot f„r my j... k-koifo
is a liltlu week, m trying, in your with which to cut m^dCIf loose ; bill to
ep|N:r*odu on him, to rnaku.out nn how my horror I could not get it in on nc-
you nn him was alien " in term illy iisko- °f 11 cuctltnbcr which hung there,
alioutod, |K,litic„lly „„ mUl,.- Thn-J onU * l,l< ^ 11 gniwiug Ijko bl-aro p
wur u follr-r with o bi g mu.bmi,, on good j jy v „ ling O rooco I. oomcwlmt
lookin cont and britches, what seemed on different from voting in Amoricu. The
good terms with Ginrul Mead on them,; twilling places are churches. Thirty
remarked, "Well gentlemen, I odrniro! breeds aro placed on tho floor of
grate men, un tliur favor i« lefroshin-
but I swow no mao shall accuse mo of
tryin to be n dog tulo waggin aroun
cnybody. This hero piirteuso of thut
ole broken down stager, of belli so in
termit with Hrowc, reminds me sf wliut
olo cripple Junk, the carridgc-drivel* use-
t r say ubout his rooster’s mutch hawses
—scs he, ‘my muster has got too hlauk
hawses, ones name Brutus, and oiks
name Cirsnr, nn tha is both ndznckly
alike; tpecialhj Drutiu.* So Harding and
tho cjiurch, each of them hearing the
name of a candidate. Upon one-half of
the box, painted white, is written "Yes,’
anil on thu other half, painted black, is
written ‘No.’ A clerk attends the voter,
with thirty (r llcts, and when opposite a
box pronounces tho name of the candid
ate and'hands the voter ii bfllJct. Fuss
ing liis arm up a funnel about a foot in
length, the voter's bund arrives unseen
at a division in the box, and Im drops
the ball to tho rigid or left, "yen" or "no,”
tho case may he, and so on through-
I llm ...In.I/* llif.-l.r M'I.ra ■i.ofii.n io
not m.pport mo,my l„„g„ r| Al ,d. I „, ua .
go out Hew ing.’
• lt’«« ibunw,' oniii OiniFi-i,
Anil thu!,, M Jenny,, liglufootoj n.iS
skillful, moVtkl around, Hotting plates,
SiSi 8 ,SlP l nn,l 1 projturing n iTttlo sup!
pjonihntrity mnn! . ftd- lii? bmu.fit, b„
Hmught BbW thrifty, nn.l careful, nml
indu.triou. Oho wno -how slio roso onr-
IJ, nnd uropl to her ottio bod lulo-liow
tlio roses nn her preitv chock worn f,„|.
mg through ovor work, n,„l luck „f noo-
essnry rocrontlon. And ho wondotud
Hint he Imd never before observed how
pretty Jenny White was I
' 1 droiui tho chsngu very tnhol,, 1 sold
Jenny, meekly, no cho pouted but
Uoorgo Martin s cup of ts„. - My homo
tioro has not been a vory happy one,
since father died, blit it breaks my heart
to think of having no home !'
If Jenny White had beon a heroine
ot romance, sho would no doubt have
burst into a storm of grief nt this Juno
Jure—but ns it was, sho winked very
hard, ond kept back the tears I
1 Jonny,’ Bnid George Martin, with a
sudden inspiration, • you’re a good little
girl, nnd I like you very much. If you
will marry me, I’ll make n homo for
you I’
And, within about a month of that
lainy April ovoning, Mr. Martin Install
ed Jenny White in tho ‘second floor’
bo had rented nnd furnished, with refer-
ctioo to Qholher taste, and looked, with
a smile, nt her bright, cnrnpturod face.
' Gh, George, how beautiful this is I’
bIio exclnimod, with her brown ryes full
of happy brightness. 'And how sttUg
—oven down to the geranium plants in
tlio window I Dear George, how
thoughful you have boon ! And I ahall
bo so glad when your Aunt Bridget
comes to keep mo company in the long
dnys when yon aro away. Do you
think sho will like mo, George?'
' She would bo more than mortal, if
bIio didn’t,' said George, looking tender-
ly down upon the contented little being,
nnd mentally contrasting her with End
ly Den ford. 'People can’t very wc
out tlio whole thirty. Tho system is lower lip, 'only mother is so hard with
suid tu insure socresy und perfect order. ! me, and—and—she said to day she could
George Malllu’s Wife
liv AffiV lus'imi.
'All hiiflt fVtun the country I Oh,
George, I can hover endure the inflic
tion I'
Emily Dehford paused in her bccupn-
tu>n of fastening loops of blue ribbon
Upon tho blown of a jaunty straw bon
net, for Emily was but n milliner'* girl
prelty Hhtl graceful though khu Was’
doing 'dktf-a work," to earn money to
buy sundry articles of dress, toi meu by
ladles in gcnerul, u 'trousseau. 1
l or EmllV Ponford was ( hgaged to
ho married, nnd the stalwart, nobly
frnmod young mnn who set beside her,
carelessly playing with her spools, nnd
scissors, and tapemcasuro, was George
Mm tin, who would hardly nt thut mo-
ment bnvo exchanged places with tho
Crown Priueo of Rnsia. What though
lie wna but n journeyman enrpunter ?
din’t heaomo dny look f.rwnrd to the"
dignity of a shop of his own ? and was
ho not stinng as Vulcan, nnd hiiiHlsome
ns Apollo? And, morn than this, had
not pretty Emily Pcnford promised to
he liis wife ?
George Martin looked at the gather
ing cloud on Emily'a forehead wilh some
pnrjilexity.
'Well, Emmy, I'm sorry mysel**; I
know it would ho far pleasanter to livo
by ourselves, but my pool* old unoio la
dcod, and Aunt Bridget is nil nlono in
the woiId, and I somehow feel as If it
were my duty to make a homo for tho
old lady. \ ou see, 1 am tho only rela
tion she has, except Cousin Isabella's
folks, nnd they utterly rofuso to be bur
dened with any such piece of antiquity,’
'They are u great dual bettor uulu to
afford il than in,* pouted Emily.
‘Hotter able ? of course they are, but
I’ve found through life thnt it ia not
alone tho 'host able’ people who are will
ing to assume duties ami responsibilities.
Tho matter i« plain enough-—Isabella
and her husband decline to do anything
for Aunt Bridget, mid I can't see the
old lady homeless, or in want, fo long
as I have a cup fodrtnk, or a orftnt to
out. So I’ve written to her to come
nnd livo with us, as soon jib wo nro uiur-
riod,'
'Without consulting me ?’
‘Without consulting you—for there
was no tiino to ho lost, and I know my
little Emily could not full to acquiesce
in wlmt 1 considered best. There’s
plenty of room, you know, for I linvo
rented a whole floor, nnd '
'There will he plenty of room,' said
Emily with hor cherry lips compressed
in u manner Georgo Martin hnu nevor
before witnessed, nnd blue eyes spark
ling tvlt.'i ominous light, 'for if your Aunt
Bridget eoinus to livo in that houso, I
never hIiiiII.'
'Emily I Why, my darling—
'Don't call me yottr darling/said Emi
ly, imnntlentjy, withdrawing her bund
from George's grasp. 'A man who wants
to burden Ins w ife’s homo with disn-
C reliable, old fashioned relations, nircinHt
or wishes—n mnn who is s» selfishly
inconsiderate with regard to her comfort
should ho more sparing of Ids affection
ate fernis, Of one thing von may he
certain, George Martin, I snail not mnr-
ry vour Aunt Bridget, also.'
George looked into tlio pretty, indig
nant face wilh tlio grieved, startled look
of one who has unexpectedly discovered
a ibid insect in tho apparently perfect
heart of ii crimson ioso.
‘ Emily, 1 efln't give up my old mint
—my ttinthcr's only sister, who brought
lur up, nnd bestowed more than mater-
mil rule on lit-T. 1
'Very well—then of course you nro
prepared to give tin: up ?’
‘ Bo yott mean to sny, Emily, after all
our iifl'octtnn, (ho weeks of ntir engage
ment, the happy evenings wo have
spent fngelhcr, .Von would east ino
away, rather tlir.n make the trifling sac
rifice I ask ? Do you mean that lahall
understand you thus, Erni y?’
' i ado.’
'Then I have rear! your character
wrongly, all along, and I suppose our
engagement is at nn end.'
* 1 suppose so, too,’ said Emily, trim
ming off the raveled edge of a ribbon
how, with n bund that never trembled
in the least.
Onod-lij-o, Emily—t .impojo, now, I ■ junlJJ „,| U iHrffll will, dim eye.
ought to sny, Miss Ponfbrd.' ‘I slml! not soon forgot this ordeal
' Good bye, Mr. Martin.’ through which you have pnssad.’
Honest George went down the stair- And Jenny wus satisfied—to hor, her
way with an odd, stunned feeling, noon, | hiistinnd’a approval wna tho sweetest
alas, to resolve itself into Active pain. 1 guerdon she could know !
If (lie world had suddenly turned Itself | • Here is Aunt Bridget’s • will * In a
round the wrong wny, und the nun un- toolbar pocket-book, under her pillow
expectedly risen in thu west, lie cooltf , G» orgy—she told me w hore I should
scarcely have been moro puzzled, con- find it,’ said Jenny, u liltlu while subse-
fused, or bemldered. If Emily—the quently. • Will you please take cliorge
“ of it ?» *
Georgo glanced over the quaint nnd
formal iiucuiuunl, with a curious smile
on his Into.
‘ Bho leaves you her wardrobe, Janny,
moro particularly her brown Pongee
dress! All important bequest! Well,
|HKir old thing, it was nil sho Imd to
give. Put it in tha ing-biig, Jenny, or
give it to some poverty-striukan soul!’
‘Indeed no, said Jenny, reverently
folding up the undent garment, ' I’ll
put it away, and keep it for Aunt Brid
get's s.iku!’
‘ Isabella nnd her husband, will feel
very budly, when they learn wlmt an in-
her t nice rimy have lost,’ Said Georgo
Murtin, with assumed gravity. ' I won
der if they will coma to tho funeral ?’
Hut nobody followed poor old Aunt
Bridget to her grave, in tho quiet shad
ows of Greenwood, except Mr. und
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help liking yon, Jonny.'
‘ Tho hot brend in very nlco, Jenny,
JjUt I like Graham crackers,’said Aunt
Bridget; * And the hash Is seasoned too
highly. Besides, I think there’s rye, or
pnrohod peas, or something, in the coffee
—I can’t drink such trush I’
‘ I can make you 0 cup of tea In a
minnte, Aunt Bridget/
‘ No, child—the tea George buys nint
wlmt !Vo boon accustomed to. And I
wish you’d huvo tho coul stoVo taken
out of iny room, and an air-tight wood
put there.’
‘ Yes, Aunt Bridget
•And, Jenny, it’s confusin' tt> ttiy
bond to hear you pingin' about the
house. I wish you’d luuvo it off/
‘ I wiU, Aunt Bridget, if,it mukos your
head neko/
‘ ’Taint that nlono/ sighed tho old
n, ‘ but tho p’ison air of thorn ger-
1 plants kind o’ gets into my
lungs !’
Jenny cast a regretful glance at her
favorite flowers, all flushed with umbols
of scarlet bloom.
1 1 will nond them around to my stop-
mother’s, If they annoy you, Aunt Brid
get/ she said, mookly.
And so they lived. Aunt Bridget
w«i old-fashioned, exacting, whimsical,
and not gcod-tcinpcrcd—in faol, a daily
crown of thorns—but sbe was George's
aunt, and not for ono instant did Jenny
full in her dutiful forhearauco.
Once, Emily pfenford, meeting young
Mrs Martin in the street with her nunt,
we nt homo to huvo u good luugb nt tlio
old lady's exponso.
'Such a fright/said Emily—'a poke
boniiut, trimmod with snuff colored satin,
mid a hideous brown pongee dress,
without 11 sign of crinoline I Well, I’m
glad /didn't marry George Murtin. nor
liis odious old backwoods aunt I Peo
ple did sny sho Imd 11 good deal ol prop
erty laid up, but / don't sec any symp
toms o| it !
But tlio time enmo wbon Jenny was
destined to bo still moro severely tried,
Aunt Bridget fell sick, nnd grow more
petulant, Irritable nnd exacting than ev
er—but when she died, with her bond
on Jenny’s arm, the glil thanked Ilenv-
un, that she hud been gentle with her to
lhu Inst !
ftfre. Martini The cLad-leaf Imd flut
tered ip down nt last from It’s feeble hold
on tlio tt*eo of tho world; nnd there were
hut few to mourn its fall I
Yearn passed on—and tbo little
round, (dimpled jfqopi begun to cluster
round George Mnrtit/s hearth; titid'tfeVv
tiafVjto oocupy Ms heart.
‘ Tt takes n deal of money to^ feed flvo
children/ Bnid bo, cheerily, ns he count-
od But tho,' murket funds ’ for his thrift^
wife, ' bljt there \s’ht- bnSoi’etn wo
could spare, eh Ji-hny ?’
But' when, on* dreary November even
ing, ho was brought hqtye on a shatter,
crippled apt) hplpit-Bs for nipuths, from
n full- rroiri a nigh scaffolding, poof
George thought the future woro n vory
worr
have 1
ipromlslng Took I ( ,
"If'fi fbr fou and tha obildren. Tm
ving,’ ho said, to Ihb wile K "wp
I’nt laid up a oont, ttrough we’ve nj-
wnys lived comfortably, nnd now, Jenny,
I don’t soo what is to bcaome of un/
'Oheor up, George/ said Ino liUld* Wo
man bravely ; "we'll do well enough.—
1 know of a plnco where they will givo
me vests to muko, and 1 can sow m the
evenings I’
'Sow in the ovoning ; after vou havo
worked ull day lorig foi* ihb nnd tho ohil-
droii I’ . ..
'I shall not mind it, Goorfto !’ *qid
Jonny. 'Dear mo ! it’s ,nothing to the
work I used to do before' wo wor'o mar
ried V
So Jenny kept the household pot bbil-
ing, by her own individual oxortion*—
made, nn.l mandod, nnd patcbpcT and
darned with cxhaustlcss pntionce.
"Why Jenny/ snid George Martin, ns
ho lny on his couoh wntohing her busy
fingers, "surely that in Aunt Bridget's
old Pongoo dross, isn't it*'
Jotiny lafighod.
'Well, you Soo littlo Unto needs q
new dress to appear tolerably decent at
school, and ns wb hAVoD’ttho mohey to
buy ono, I thought I wquld just yip rip
Aunt Bridget's ooqueot Und »cd what I
could do with it. Bco—it is qtllto' frtiMf
nnd bright on tlio wfohg side—a iittlo
old-ftiBhion, to be Buro, out Katie will
not mind Hint.’ M1
As Mrs. Martin spoke, sho out thff
lining away ftom the skirt with her skill
ful scissors.
•'i’lioy made dresses vofy ounously in
old times/ said slio smiling, “tho , lining
iluborafely quiltod in oblong blocks,
nnd soo—it is covered wltn
brown paper insidb/
Emily be Imd deemed so perfectly fault-
less—wus essentially scltish, then the
world was n humbug.
Ho went homo to tho common lit
tle third-rate hoard ng house which ho
hud so soon hoped to exchange for n
cosy home of his own, mid Jenny While,
(lie landlady's step-daughter, met him
nt the door.
You're too late for ten, Mr. George,
but f can get you a cup in no time/
said Jenny, wistiully. Hee wnn n fair,
delicate looking girl, with grave brown
oyes, and Imir brushed smoothly away
from an oval face.
' TImnk you, Jemij’, I feel tired nnd
faint,’ said George. ‘But whut* the
matter? You've been crying !’
'Oh, it's nothing/ said Jenny, trying
to restrain an intoluntnry quiver of the
‘Brown papor ? let me soo, Jenny/
said George, suddenly remembering tup
numberless eoceotfloftles of hiq old niibr;
and vaguely fancying ho know not what
—'why, they are bank-notes,-child l|
And they were bauk-noles—fives, lens,
twenties— oten fifties 1 Tpe lining of
tho old Pongee dross WnB nterally dpv-
ored With them, neatly eoweil fn, so ait
to bo completely boticoalod from view.
For thd Inst feW penfit of her lift, Mint
Bridget had been a walking porte-mon-
naio, and Jonny no longor marveled at
tho feverish anxiety she was wont to be
tray about tho safety of tlio b|town'
'gown/ an she called it, at night J
"Well thin is curious enough/ said
Georgo, 'now wc can account tor those
fleeting rCimors of her wealth wbioh wo
funded so' erroneous'/
'llow much is thorn, George ?’ ques
tions tlio bowildorod Jenny.
'Thero cannot bo Ices than throb or
four thousand dollars/ said her hus
band—'soo—here Is n lmndred-dollur
bill close to tho pocket f Ah, Jonny,;
Aunt Bridget had a meaning whon she
made tho will bequoathing to you, her
truest friend and tenderost muse, the old
brown Pongee dress f I'm glad now I
did nut destroy tho paper. I wondog
wliut Isabella and her husband wilt
«ny I’ /
‘Georgo/ said Jonny, rovorently, 'I
thing God has sent un this money in
our time of nood. 1 had not enough
left to pay tho rent, nnd I /iared pot
think nbuut tho doctor's btIT/ ,
Tho tears of fervent gratitude’ A'aimfj
into her eyes nn sho spoke-,
Little Kate had a now dross to wear
to school, but it was not the brown Don-
goe. Jenny Martin treasured that liij in
memory 01 old Aunt Bridget ; while
Emily Ponford, Cousin Isabella, and
that class of pcoplc cxclaimcd, with ono
accord, ‘Who would have supposed
such a thing' possiblo V
An if fuct wet'e not oftentimes fur
strunger thnn fiction f
A city fop being in a dountry
tavern, boasted of his cash, nnd agreed
to drop rnonoy in n hat with Phy one
present, tho maif Who holdout the lon
gest to have tho whole and treat thd
company, which was rather large- ,A
farmer accepting tbo challenge, tho fop
dropped a five-aollar greenback ih - the
lint, und tho farmer put in n ten dont
shinplaster. ‘Go on/ said tho fop; *1
won’t said tho furmer; you tuke tho
whole und treat the company.’
*5T Kruntsulatt’s wife discovered hor
old hen setting jn tho back yard, and
‘burst up her nest.’ fc’pon uftef tno
poor wofnau came in muen excited and
said—
•My dear Krantsnlatt, I took tbo eggs
from ‘Brownie/ and she has gone dnd
sot onto un old meat, axe.’ . .
‘Let her set/ said tho bilious old fel
low, ‘if *bo sots on nn axe maybe She’ll
hufchel/
Why cannot a lady reasonably
object to n gentleman putting bis’ sf®
around her waist to support her T Bb'
oauso it’s treating her in a projrher man
ner.