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&l)c Cutljbcil Appeal.
I. t. SAWTELL,] IH. H. JOKES,
Proprietor*.
Cr -• -y ~ --.--r
TERMS OF BUUSCUtl’TION:
Four ooutbs fl *•'*
One year M M
luvarinbljr In uiitti'K. All |*iqr>r< ilis-
• onlinui'il oil cxpliMtion of time paid fur.
SAVANNAH CARDS,
THE CUTHBERT APPEAL
Voi. in.
Cutlibert, Georgia, THUBSDAY, July ‘20, 18G9.
No. 38
SA VASX AH CARDS.
40 Years Before the Public.
R. BRADLEY &S0N, Spring mid Summer 8
sir/rpjxo, / or iva n Dixa
COMMISSION’ M MUCH A NTS,
12 8to>UuiJ'e Lower Uungo,
HAVASXA1I, GEORGIA
RICH A <ll> BRADLEY, la'* of W. II. Gilo* A Co.
Hit'll A III) HltADI.KY, Jr. of S*tjnnah, (I*.
vpt It*
P- H- BEHN,
COTTON and RICE FACTOR
AXD
Ocacral Commission Mercliaiit,
Wr»t of Ike Exchange.
it.tr •rrnKLT, * s savahfah, oa.
CLAGHORN & CUNNINGHAM,
anooonv
ut
Ship Chandlers,
Corner liar ami Prat lot! Streets,
Jn*. 8. I'uivn. f SAVANNAH, OA.
Jao CaxsixoHxs. f sep:, Ijr
IV. Dt wn, J. I1.Jojish«w,
DUNCAN A JOHNSTON,
COTTON FACTORS
\,Axn
(General Comm is Ion Merchants
76 BAY STREET, SAVANNAH. OA.
m* if*
R. U. Annul, AW A»MMi.Jr,
Joax \V. Axdbksox, A. II. Ol.*.
JOHN W.ANDERSONS SONS & Co
HA.NK.CUS, l .\(TOILS
Ixn
General Cemmission MerchanU,
Amlertvm* Wvk. Untyiun .**(», Bay.
•AWANNAH, OA.
1W Agmla Empire l.iuc ol Side Wheel Hem
■Mp, wp:.lv*
U. IL FERKII.L, A II. AVERLOW
FERRILL & WESLOW,
fillElAL COMMISSIOIME1CBUTS,
FACTO US and BKOKBtM,
Bay Street, : : Savannah, Qa
ljgT Will a»ll and purchnsa on Commission, Cot
Inn, Timber, 1‘roduca and Merclmuilise.
Ordeia and consignments solicited.
Usrsasxcss:— It- bt. Ilaheraliam A Hon a, Oeo.
W. Anderann. Brigham. lloUl A Co, Hunter A
Gnmtell, Hataonah ; A I’uullain, B. H. Warren,
Augusta. aepS-ljr*
8L0AN,”gR00VER it IU,
COTTON FACTOUH
AXD
COMMISSION MEltCHANI'H.
CUfhwn k ('amuH'/him'd Range,
BAY .RTIIKET, Sava 1111 all, (in.
Vfc. LIberuI Advance* on Colton Conalgmtl
In our Correspondent* In New York and Liver
pool.
A. M. SLOAN. Rome, Oa..
C. F. STI IIIH. Macon, (la,
(X F.. GROOVER. Ilrooka Connie. Oa.,
A. T. MU INTYRE. Tbotnaitllle, Oe.
KETCHUM & HAKTRIDGE.
(Late Hi van, Uartildga A Co.)
Commission Merchaus,
city 1. on: 1. iiL’iLi>i\n,
Bay 8treet, Simiunnli, (in..
SOLICIT CONSIGNMENTS OK
Cotton and Staplo Produco,
Which will meet prompt aHmlton.
Adrtnrti hi Cath, /Iticon, J lagging, Roj#•,
Tift, Efc,, on Crofu nr Oonxifn-
merit al equitable rote*.
, wr Liberal Adrancea made on Collon !o
friend*, aa follow a:
tlatliboiie. Broa. A Co., Liverpool; Cochran, lln«-
mII A Co., Philadelphia; Fenner, Rennet A Bow
man, Near York; Jacob Hearer, Hneton; Hall,
Mjrera A Tbomaa, Baltimore. angfl ly
DAVAHT A WAPLES,
]*Motora, VorwAi'dluf;
in
General Commission Merchants,
Corner Bay and Lincoln Street*.
SA I'AX.V.UI. OA.
1-W Special attention gii an to the aale of Cotton
Timber, Lumber. and all Counter I’roducr.
R. J. HAVANT, Jr , of the tala Arm ol Daraot
A Lawton.
W I*. WAIM.EK. eepS-ljr*
Screven House,
SA VANN AH, GA.
- the beat Northern f/o-
tela, ia now conducted by
T« 8. N’ICKRRSO N,
or lb# Planters’ Hotel, Augnau f National Hotel,
Atlanta, and Nickarson Hout^ C.Jutabi*. 8. C.
The fumimi# throughout i««.t ibe moat elepnt
description, ibe rooma scrupulously e’ean and Well
r entile ted, and the attendance ia equalled by none
ia the Hon'h.
Trarelera stopping at the abort Hotel will find
the coniform tod ennreaiencea of tbelr owo homes.
The Proprietor p'edgea himself that arery deli
cacy afforded either by Northern or Mont hern tnar
keta will be constantly eupplied to bia table,
marts If
8. ill. Lederer & Co..
foueigx and domestic
113 H rough totf Street,
Hiacct. V Luiiii,
hue M. Fkaxk.
Ucnict Eckitiix,
Si
Savniinulr Ha.
JBW- No. 200 Urvtnwkb Street. New York.
marts-!y
DRY GOODS!
DoWin % MORGAN,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
FOREIGN nod DOMESTIC
smx mms.
1117 CUXGRE-nS STRWrr,
B4r.LVy.lK : _ : : : : : OKOMtllA.
HAVE NOW IN STORE THEIR
SPRING and SUMMER STOCK
NEW GOODS by Every Steamer,
IVovrltte* In Urc** Gootla.
J APANESE and Fancr DreaaHILKH,
H Ik and Worated ORKNAlilXK
Printed MU.SMN8 and OHOX.NDIKH.
A hill 'inn ot Mourning and Black GOODS,
WHITE GOODS in rrery rarielr.
Imp, Caabm re end Thibet Hll » WlJt,
Imp. Silk and Cloth MANTILLAS.
SIIKKTINOS, SHIRTINGS, LINENS,
llneiarr. Calic»ea and Notiona,
G.axla tor Ganllenipu'a and lloy'a wear.
All nur atock i* new and bought at iho
LOWEST CASH PRICES,
m And offered at the
I.OWI HT MAHKET P1UCK8,
marSA «tn Da WITT A MORGAN.
,. - *
SAVANNAH
MEDICAL COLLEGE
SA VANN An, a A.
rnilR THIRTEENTH ANNUAL COURSE of
I L*cturea in thia Inati'u'win will conunenoe on
the FIRST MONDAY la NOV EM HER tint, and
coutiaue four tiiuiith*.
F A C r T Y :
U. D. ARNOLD, SI. D.. IVaTiwur or TlM*ory nml
Practen of M ■ I ciip.
I*. M. Kill.LouK. SI. I)., PntftvworofOMrirut
nml D acma'ri of Wuiih-ii nml CliMn'il.
Adjunct—Tttoa. Hatrit, SI. IL; wilt laeture »n Dia-
earn, ol Women and tlbildrcn.
W. G. IH'I.I.OCII. M. IL. I’rofrwor ol I lie I’m-
r 11I1W ami I'ract ft- ot Hwrgvry.
Adjunct-T J Omat.Tox, M. D; will lecture on
Minor and OiMratire Hurveiy.
J. IL READ. M. IL. Prof •weir ol MakTJ Sl.tl ou
nml Mi-dic. 11 Jurb|inidi'iici'.
Adjunct—IL -I. Nest*. M. I); will lecittienn Uedi-
ral Juriaprudence and Toxicology.
JI RIAII IIARRIpH. SI. IL, Proft-wor oT l’liy
a ologv and Putliology.
Adjnact—J. 0. Ttioan, M. D_; 'will Ircture on Pa-
Ihnh-gr, *
W. R iVAIllMi. M. IL, IWieutnr of An tlotny.
W. SI. Cl I AUTEUR, M.n. l ! > rufamrof Chem-
Mry.
Adjunct--W. II. Fluiott, M.Ds will Ircture on
Phaitraceullcal Che.nialty and Uaca of
• he Mieroacotie.
R. P. VVEI/s. SI IK, Ikmonttntnr.
K. I*. HOG EllS, ||. D., A of plant ItemonafVator
and Curator.
PltomitL Ax»Ttigr.~In addition to the lltnr-
nigh comae of led urea by Ibe Piolraaor of Amt to
my, an abundanl aupoly of material will bn fnrn-
iahed atndeflta for diaiwilnna. Tlie mapOting
rooma aie large and airy, and the Claaaea diaap-1 mg
will be under the Immediate auperriainn of the
Prnleaaora of ADalomy, Ibe Dcmuuatrator, aud bia
aaaidant,
Climicai. IxaTRt-ovtoir.—'The City and Marine
llo-pilal ia ailiuted aitbin two hundred yard* of
1 he College buildire. Tlila large iwatliu.lon, a
moni'mcnl lo the cbaiity and enlcrpriae of our
city, ia under Ilia charge of member, ol the Pacul-
ly li la admirably managed b» a Hoard of Tina-
leea, and epab'o i f conlmning cumloiUbly ou r
two hundred palien'a The hoapital ia divided In
to warda k-r pradtcal niedteiup. aurgery, and ob
atetrica. To each ol these waida every aludonl can
harp accda, and crjoy tl>. bcdai-le Inatrnciion of
II,a Pndeaaora who teach the reanectirc brant lie,
in the College. A tide Irom the large number of
palien'a who enter fiom thr clly and lla rid Ur.
lima girlng ample op|Kirlunlty lo aludenta to atudy
clinically the dDeaae id the Howlb, our eommeicial
marine furnlahra annimlly a yrrat rarlety of tfi*
eaa a peculiar to foreign dliuatea. We do no',
therefore, trel that wo claim too much when we
eeeert that but few collegea in Ibe country can fut.
nidi better clinical adranlugea to emdenla.
Upon Ibe aiiggeatloo uf the Faculty of the col
lege, the Hoard of SI anagrra of lha Qa ran nah City
and Murine Iioajiilal tare liberally, and lo their
credit l»e it aahl, recently ioatitnleo two new 1 fllcea
of the tuMpital, io.w it; One for a Senior and the
other lor a Junior houae pupil. Theae olfircia will
be annnally eledad trom U>e aludonU of the college.
T11 the Faculty liaa been accoided the pririlege of
ejecting from thoee of the graduating clean who
dt-ai e the poaiiion, the two who, paaa, in 'heir judg
ment the beat examinationa, and uiHjoihe recom*
mcndalion of the Faculty an; elected tc tbeae dc-
airabla |oaitfona.
Hattrnruiiec.—One Bcoefielary from each of
the foritn r Congrraaionul Diatricta of lha Slate will
be reewired, aceoiding lo 'he agreement wi'b Ibe
ioWgi lalnre. Thi* will not, h-werer, exclude oili
er Heneficiariea, abould Ibe Facuity be aatialied
that they merit Ibe petition.
Itigi i.iitka toe (Jaamariox.- The applicant
moat be or good moral cbarmcier, and bareallended
iwo route a of le-iurea—the lira! In a anlleM of
good aianding, and the laat in the Haraoxah Medi
cal College.
Oil A no Ed;
For Conrac of l^ciurec. : s : 1 f!05
SI ati imitation, ; : I : : J S S f>
Diaaceling Ticket (paid only once) IU
DipViua, SO
BOARD can be otfiairel at from ail to t«n did-
lara per week. Kindenta on their arriral in tMa
city will call on Dm Dean of the College, l)r. W.
G, ili'i-Locx, SB Liberty Street. inurlVdin
IV. II. KNAPI*,
W HOLESALE and Re'ail Dealer In Saddler,
lit idles, Harneaa, Rubber and Leather Belt
ing and Packing. Freneb and American Calf Skine,
ilarncM, Hridle. Band and Paient l eather, Valiaee-
Tmoka, Car)wt Baga Wliipa and Saddlery Ware.
At the aign of the Golden Haddlo, waat end Gib
bon*' Building, Market Si|Uire,
SAVANNAH. OA.
A large aaro luunt on band and for aale at
(be lowc-atpncea. uur24-iiui
SOUTHEUN
HEPATIC PILLS,
That olt, Innij Lnoirn ami icrllIririrrimriy
for all HitioHM diteatm, canted by a
DI8BA8HD lilVffln.
(7* Road lb* following Certiflratc* fioin patanna
oi the btghcB ic*| eclabllity.jlfrl
laIVKR OOMIMiAINT.
Iter. Dr C. F. Deem*, (Aug. SSd, 1802 ) *ay*s
" I hare darired great benefit f om ihoao I Ilia, and
bare km-wn many fainili- a ami individual* who
bare lonnd ihein reiy ben, llelal, and I bare alao
known phraiciana in’exretlent (landing In raooin-
mend them lo their polienta. For all direaaea aria
Ipg ft out di,order* of the llrer, I I eliere they are
the beat medicine ollrred to the imlt la.”
Iter. John W. Poller. Snow Hill, N. a, (Jan. 5.
iHWJCaret •• For t valve yc .ia I wa* a grout mB-
fcrei. My lirer waa diaeoacd. I loat my flrah and
atrangtli, and my akin aeemed changed in iia color
by ib - bile with which my *talcm mu overcharged
I became n bject to lri(|<iant nnd violent attack* ot
billon* cholic everv al'nck leaving me wcukrr ilian
lla predeceaaor. The phyaiclai.a bad been able to
pilch me up a litt'e, but my l.e iltli uualn a deplor
able (tale Iliad taken patmt medicine* until I
w.i* timl of them. Wl'houl energy or comfort, I
» an barely able to go about a little At let gilt I
yielded to the eaineat peraiiatlnn of a Mend and
CMiiiiiiMiced inking Die IILPATIC PI 1,1.8, with no
Confidei ce in them. They aclid like acbaioiun
me. From that boor I have implored. I bare
prraen-rrd in tlirir . ae, until now, by God's Mean
Ing, I ain well and hearty. I bad a negro 111:111,
wlio aa I believe, weaaeved from death by a don
or theae Pill*. Mr Docb»'a bill waaannuully from
FIDO to $*o0, but 1 hare had no use for k phyaiolan
ainee. I cm oouli 'enlly ncmimrud llieuiaaaau-
perior family medicine.
l)VSl*EI*Pl,V.
8. I). Wallace, Fail., I’reaident of the Wilming
ton A Weldon Railroad, (Aug. 3 , 18(12) ear* t •'ll
haa been auiil that Dyapepaiu ia nur national di •
ease. However thi* mar be. it c-u-e l me long and
severe Miffmlng. I’roriiL filially a friond lurnlshcd
me wi'b a lew boxes ol the Hepatic Pills, and the
use of them ha* perfected a cure. In my family
they have b rn used frequently with atnlnent auo
ce*a. Among my aniuainlaocea many caae* origi
nating from diaeaaed liter, hare been roll, red nnd
cored by them. I rrgaid them an invaluable med
icine, and 'uka pleasure in fornardi g this volunta
ry tribute."
A W. 1). Tivln. F.aq., Peterabmg, Vt.. (Jaw. 12
18M',) a».va: • In the Spring of IH.‘>b, I wa* (Hack
ed with Dyapcpfia to such an extent that oil my
food of every d&ciljdlon diaagreed with me. I
wan swollen *0 1 had In loiatn my clothe-, and
night alter night I could gat no sleep. I tried oiu-
or two phy*icTana, and look a good deal of medi
cine, but Inund nnie icf. I puichaacd one box ol
the Southern Hopalto Pills, and the fir I doae I
look i tell lelb red, and continued until I took the
whole box. I mu now entirely well, ami cat hear
illy, and novel liare been allackod since. I can
safely recommend Iheae Pilla tu the Djrapapllc and
Ibe eomiuunilr a' large ”
If you ar* threatened wdh Pneumonia, read the
following linm CatiL W. P. Daria, ol I’l-'craburg.
Va.s "Hrni|iaiiiy fur the siiOenng p'oinpta me lo
c«-1l(y that 111 r servant man was an (feting in the
Iasi alage ot Pneumonia, throwing op mailer and
blood in great .|oaniiiiu« bia care waa considered
entirely hopeless, ro much an, that thi-r* waa no
modi- *1 preset iptiona uawd for Ida rocorery ; 1 re
garded him aa giaul h* dead llaaritia of the great
curer made by theHou'liern IL-palic Pilla, 1 tbooglii
tlut I wi-f.ld try an eaparimanl on him; whinin'
am hope of success, however, 1 gave the Pill* in
Urge doae,; In a aboil llm-. In my great aurr. lae,
there was a change for tho belter; I continued gir
ing (hem to him, until he became a peifcctly a-uind
man. He la now attending to bia work with ar
much strength and rigor aa he ever did. With h r
case, and what I hare seen and heard of ibe g-iod
effects of these I’ll*. 1 do ni at eaineallr rrcom-
mend them as Ibe beat family medicine 1 oavo cret
seen or ured."
Thar ran bo sent to any point in Iba United
S'ate, by Mail or Express.
Older* tbould be addrea ed lo
(#. W. DEEMS,
No. 28, Huuth Calhoun Sliael,
Baliimore, lid.,
w hi-re they will be promptly attended to.
” *'lin Cutbbelt
For aale i
jan2S I r
T. H. I'OWRLL Trustee.
W. J. WALSH,
Wbuleaalo and IULII Denier in
Drugs. Medicines <fe Chemicals,
PA TENT MEDICINES,
PEKPUMpltY FANCY GOUDH
at'urtK'Af. iXHTtit'WKXTa, mme,
Paints, OIIm nml Vni'iiIsliCH,
DYE STUTFS, GARDEN SEEDS, etc..
FINE WJXfSS and LIQUORS,
F. K- Cor. Uroiigbloit A Dnrnard HM,
Savnntisili, : s Gcorgln.
X. D —Country ortlorit promptly ut-
twintj to. mfirflft 6m
White Lead,
I’litly, VnrniHheH, Spicow, 8odn, (*utllu
l'uwdern, liltio Stnitr*, Lumpbluck,
Pycutufffi, Snitfi*, Toilot 8onji«,
Hrualtr*, CJumbd, I't-rfutuo-
ry, II ait OiU, Cologne,
if air Rwtorem,
Rdly Whitt',
timl a
Thousand and One Other Articles I
Can be (bund at Ibe Drug Hlora of
marl 1-1 y J. J- MCDONALD.
Physician’s Proscriptions,
Carefully Compounded at the Drug Store of
marll-Jy J. J. McpOXALD.
A Parotly-
Ti-ll inn, yo winged wind*,
Tlml mu ml my pnlhwny ronr,
Do volt not know sonin rpot
WbiTo women In-t no move ?
Home lone, nml tilttasani doll.
Homo "liollor" ill tho ground,
Whom balih-a never yoll.
And orndliM nro not fonml!
Tim loud wind blew the snow lulu my liter,
Anil eiiickm-d tu it anawiTi-d- 'Nary plum-.'
Toll me, limit misty deep,
Whose billows round mu |iluy,
RnowVt thou aoitte fuvorul spot,
Some island fur nwnv,
Where weury man limy find
A pi.ice to mioke lit pence,
Whi-ie i-rinoliitu is no ,
And hoops are out of place ;
The loud wind*. Hounding a |HVpetnnl shout,
Slop'd for u while, uml rplutli^il 'Venn git
[eout I'
And thou m-renod moon,
Tliul with Hitch holy luce,
Ihitt look it pun the girls,
Who w |h their biiiiix embrace,
Tell me. in nil thy round,
Hunt thou not seen •oiue spot
Win re iuuhIIu Ih not loiiud
Aud ciillcu Ih not !
Ileiitnd n cloud the moon withdrew in woe.
And a voice iwtrl, but and responded I'oh 1'
Tell me. my secret soul
Oh I tell me. Hope uild Fulfil,
la them no renting place
Freni women, girl* nml death ?
Ih there Ito hupny spot
Wliem Imcbelors hit hlewid,
Whom frinitle* never go,
And mnii nmy dw II In in'uco ?
Fulfil, hope uml Ruth beat boons lo mortal*
An Affair of Honor.
Grnco Greenwood, in tint Iudupcn-
■lent, locountH mi nIV.tir ol liouor wliioli
took |i!ui:u in Lobunon, during itn occu
pancy by tlio French troopa. Bomo or
lha Ihia dc Lmiffiin'fl nrintocrufic young
finlioltfriu*, not imitating tlio moduHty of
their chief, wt'i'O dieponi'd to bo rather
Hiipcrcilioiifi, uml to put on aim iown.idn
the young people of the town when ad
mit tea to llit-ir informal purticH and ntcr
ry-initkingit. In thin wuy n guy, hand
fiome young enptnin gained an unenvin
bio Houinl diNtiiictioii, nnd (iuiitly enme
into grief. At a rural ball lo which lie
liutl managed to gain ndiniimion, bin ro
ving fancy wns caught by n rualio boau-
ly, n merry little coquette, who, not Itav-
ing "a soul above bultoiiH," was not ill
pleiiMfid with bis ardent glancca, nnd
gidlant, broken Eugliidt, and who waa
ininteimely aftiUHcd by mm king (he ef
fect prihiuced by liitf devotion oil the
oountonmico uml demounor of u certain
, "tnlwm t voting funner prenent, nnd low-
I cringditrkly in the background, to whom,
if tho truth must bo told, thin naughty
little inuid wit* but-othed. At last tlio
I dashing R-ddicr grow a little too b-tld in
' his itltenliolis. The ladyhecnmu slight
ly dimmed, nnd Iter lover quite furious,
lie si rode up to tho Frenchman, with
his eyes bhi/.ii>g mid hands clenched ;
but uddrcHscd him inn eool ( Htcndv tone,
tl.(18 ; ' Look here monHeer, you French
given, | Mow! come to America to light, not
Waved tticlrhrlglit w.vmlx, and BMwcrttl. Yc*. in . to inuko love. Bo none of your Hatter-
Roma t f in', and palaverin', pnilcxvoUHiii' nbout
I hero. This young woman belongs to
1 mo; mid you may just make yourself
Retiree, double utiick time."
l’nrody Purodlcd.
Some fair writer thus retaliates on the hcmiicc, double quick time,
above. | The young woman in quoRlion turnod
lloth (titles must lie heard, and we 1 *
give the lady u chance :—
Tell nte, yc winged wind*
Thai round my |Mlhway roar,
Do ye not kmm romc npol
Win re ImulH-lont come no fttoru—
Home lone anil ph-uHaut ili-ll
W hiru ttu DiiiHinchc i* m»n —
M here long cured datidint ucur come
Oiirwlvua nnd Inn botwiVu !
Tht-re cuitie n iiiiirniiir Irom (he disltuil lea—
A low, rud lone, which whispered 'No Hir ce.’
Ti ll me, llioit lalaly deep,
WImhh- billows round me piny,
Know'.'I thou Homo In vised npol,
Home islnud Inr uwuy,
WlttiT wi-nty girls tuny find
A rt>l Irom soil dough Incut,
And hear tlu-niHcUcn vullvtl woincii
Nor likuned lo Iho gntetw 1
Soon did Urn iniMy deep tin answer give,
By murumiing, ‘Not while brundy niiiusIich live.'
And Ihon, aoreneat moon.
Whut languagu do>l thou tiller.
While gazing on the GENTLEMAN
W hose head Is In the gutter !
Huy. Invl thou in llty round,
Guzcd on some rnvun-d >pol,
Wbctv halt k now not the trtujhl qf bricks,
Ami w here cigars arc liol T
Ihhhnl ii cloud liiv muon w Jlhdri-w In true,
But In ItnlluM uiiHWt-red Ao, no, no.'
Tell me. my tract soul
till '. (HI me, Hope nml Fulfil,
Is I here lot renting pluco
From fo|tr nml haiux nnd death?
Ih (lien- no happy spot,
Where womankind nru Meat -
Where mini may never come.
Ami where Ibe girls may real ?
Faith, Truth and Hope bent boon* lo inorlnl*
given
Waved ilmlr bright wings aud answered ‘yes, In
J/aicoi.’
tey lmv
mnnton a calf, otherwise till right, that
is entirely wanting in (hut nccuasnry, aa
well us ornammitiil uppendugo, n tail.
We do not record this ho much for the
reason of its rarity, but because there
by there bangs utt o’er (rue tale. A
mnn, n griuluute of Dartmouth Collogo
u cily (tied cittip, impttened along while
soverul po nous were looking at his calf
ship (the four footed one,) and wonder*
ing how he would muungu in lly time.
Thu learned graduate, tiDcr Hatching n
while to the comments, inquired how
old tlio ettif wan. On being informed
upon thia point, Ito very innocently link
ed, "I)o calves ol that ago usually have
tails ?” lie, that i* f (lie graduate, is
not U candidate for u IVofcssorsliip in
the College of Agriculture.—lAConia
Lvmocrtt.
i lie young woman m quustn
very while, Monsieur lu Onptuiiiu turned
voiy red ; hut, seeing (lint his Yankee
rival looked very black, aud was alto
getliur nit ugly customer to dual with
on the spot, lie merely said, very sig
nificantly : "Monsieur have reason.—
(Jortuintnent we come to Amcriqtio to
light." Then bowing veiy low to the
ludy be si rode haughtily away,
11 With ills sword cling, clung."
The next morning, an elderly Fronch
ofiicor, who hud grown grim mid gray
in the service, yet he Imtl been engaged,
ns principal or second, in more duels
than bulllcfi. waited on the young far
mer, whom lie found in bis barn, tlirchli-
iug, and presented it carte!. Tlio far
mer, laying down Ins Hail, very deliber
ately opened it find tried to spell out
ita contents 5 but m H was in French,
hu was obliged to get the Ficiicliinun
to interpret it. Bmucwlint to the sur
prise of that ollioer, who was eager for
some agreeable event to break tlio mo
notony ol it long winter encampment, lie
readily consented to tlio meeting. The
second then reminded him Unit ho, ns
(lie challenged parly, was entitled to
the choice ol weapons.
"1 don't cam a button what he lights
me with. I'm rumly lor him,” said the
Yankee, rather evasively, wiping the
sweat uml dust off his forehead with a
blue cotton liaukcrcliief.
"Ah I den, wo prifaro do rapiere,
whut you call iho small words. Will
dut please monsieur, eh V said tho offi
cer, bowing nml smiling with overwhel
ming politeness.
"Oh I yes, as well ns anything—small
swords or hoiso-pisto's; 1 ain’t particu
lar,” replied the fanner coolly. Then
the the time and place were agreed up
on.
The Frenchman bowed himself out
of the harii ns out of the prusewo ol
royalty, tlio farmer took up his Hail and
went 011 with his threshing—thump,
llimnp, thump.
Hotli parties came pundunity to the
duelling-ground, over in the wood, very
early 011 u mild spring morning ; the
gay captain in undress uniform, with the
old major, his tumin bearing u brace of
small swords ; the surgeon of the legion,
with bis ominous ense of instruments,
bis lint mid bandages ; then the lurmer, 1
in yet more undress unilorm- i. e , rod [
flannel shirt and gray homespun trowa* 1
ers, tucked into cowskin boots, bis "hired |
man" for n second, mid for bis wcnpnn
tho good hickory fl ail lie bad been swing '
ing the day before !
Great was tho astonishment and voi
ublo the indignation uf the Frenchman
So they took their positions.
"One ! two I three”—at it they wont I
Tlio Frenchman made n magnificent
stroke, aimed at the weak point in his
adversary's weapon ; hut missed, and
fell back for 11 new demonstration,—
Then the Yankee, giving n whirring
awing with tho Hail, brought it down on
tho htud of tho captain, whack ! making
tho powder fly and bringing tiiut alert
swordsman to the ground. He was not
killed but severely bruised nml some
what stunned. For some minutes the
farmer stood in bis place, leaning on bis
Hail, watching the ministrations of the
surgeon ; then ns tho Frenchman fnilod
to "come to time," and declared hitnseli
satisfied ("bioii sntlsfnit,") tho victor
civilly budn the party good-morning,
and strode from tho field, followed by
his man, nnd whistling the now air of
Yankee Doodle.’'
•Qu What spectacle more pleasing
does the world afford, than n happy wo
man, contented in her sphere, Toady nt
all times to benefit her little world by
her exertions, and transforming the
briers mid thorns of life into roses of J’ur-
ndlso by her mngfti touch ? Thore nte
these who arc thus happy becatiso they
cannot help it; no misfit'.tunes dampen
their sweet smiles, nnd they diffuse 11
cheerful glow around them as they pur-
mo the even tenor of their wuy. They
have the secret of uontnr.tmmH, whoso
value is above tho philosopher's s'ono,
for, without seeking (ho baser cxcliqngo
of gold which may buy some sort of
pleasure, they convert everything they
touch Into joy. What their condition is,
makes no u.nercncc; they may bj rich
or poor, high or low, admired or form
kon by the fickle world ; but tlio spark
ling fountain ol happiness bubbles up
m their hearts mid makes them radiant
ly bcuutilul. If they live in a log cab
in, they moke it Hhino with n lustre
which kings and queens may covet, nnd
they make wealth a fountain of bless
ings to the ehildrou of poverty. Happy
women uro tlio highest typo of hutnmn
ty, mid we cannot say how much wc
owo to them for tliu progress of tlio
*!U"Itniny go oft', loaded or un
loaded,” says the sporting father to the
meddlesome child that Is too curious
about his gun. Tljo remark has proved
to be not entirely a fabulous warning;
fur some cast iron cannon hnvo actually
been known to cxplodo before they
novo smelt powder. A recent report
on ordnance manufacture, presented to
Congress, mentions no less than nine
cases of guns bursting spontaneously,
either in the cooling pit or during the
fit.taking io tho luthc. One SReiti incli
smooth-bore went oil'likon six-pounder
while it was being turned, nnd ripped
it.-elf from muzzle to brooch. Three
othor liTeen-iuch guns burst in tho cool
ing, mid five smaller, eleven aud ten-inch,
cracked in the lathe. These instances
are ull examples of the Btupenlous pow
er of molecular forces ; the guns that
burst in cooling did so in consequence
of unequal contractions, or in strict lan
guage, dissimilar motiomi of their me
tallic molecules. Those tiiut blew up
in tlio lathe, no doubt, hud snrno nicely
huhmet'd equilibrium of molecular
forces disturbed by vibrations set up
umong the metallic atoms hy tlio action
of (lie turning tool.
Rt.'txxD.—A bankrupt merchant re
turning home one night, said to his
wife, ‘My dear, I urn rui.ied ; everything
we huve is In iho hands of the sheriff.’ ( n
Alter a few moments of silence, the when finally made to understand that
w ife looked calmly into liifi I'ucj aud ' the rustic really intended to fight this
auid : j duel with this ugly rural implement.—
“Will the sheriff sell you ? Oh ! no. Hot he sturdily stood his grouud.
Will the sheriff sell me t Oh ? no.— j “I don't now anything about your
Will the sheriff sell all tlio children ? toaf-tin'-irons," lie said "but I do under-)
Oh 1 no. Thun do not say we have lost stand a Hull, and I've jiiBt made up my j
everything. All tiiut is most valuable \ mind to fight tills here duel with n Hail,]
remains lu us—manhood, womanhood,' 80, mor.nicur, begin hingin’ nod poltlo
mid childhood. Wo have lost but the at me just ns quick ns you pleaso." j
results of our skill nnd industry. We] Tlio perplexed captain thou dropped
Idr Tlio senior class of Michigan
University have placed underneath tho
class tree 11 boulder which bus long been
known as "Culico liouk,” ou account of
of tlio curious nrrangmm-nt of tlio small
er fragments on the surface. It is a
rare snd curious specimen of conglom
erate, from the fact that so many differ
ent kinds of rock arc found cemented
together. It is thought that us many
•ih twenty can be named, some ol which
arc gruntte, gneiss, quartz, schist, mica,
chlorite schist, dolurite, brperile, etc.—
Thu botihlur belongs to the nzoio peri
od and was probubly brought from the
Lake Superior region by the greut gla
tier which Agassiz suys onco passed
over this part of tho continent. Its size
is nbout s square yard, nnd .ita estima
ted weight is two und hull tons.
$l)t Cutljbcrt Ttppcai.
HATES OF ADVERTISING i
One dollar peraqiisre of Ian lines lor lb* Irst in
sertlon, and Harenty-flvs Cants per squat* for sach
subicqtiool Insertion, not exceeding three.
One square three months $ • GO
One square on* year *0 00
Knurl It of a column ala months fio 00
llalfcolutnnsii months 70 00
One column six months 100 <0
can make another fortune, if our hearts
and hands are left us.'
Bat- A romantic youth, proinounding
in one of our fashionable streets, picked
up n thimble. He stood awhile medi
tating upon the probable beauty of the
owner, when lie pressed it to bis lips,
Buying. • Ob ! tiiut it were tho fair
check of tho wearer." Just as he had
finished, a stout elderly nt*twees looked
out of an upper window, and said :
Mnssu, ji«t please to bring dut fimblo ol
mine in du entry ; I Jiht cl rapt it.
t&T False teeth tiro now sold by the
tlioiiH;ind or by the bushel, ns may be-
preferred—end the next thing will
doubtless be the inner lion of full sets by
steam.
Z"jC* Cardinal Bonaparte is auid to
look Tike Hdwin Booth.
down to n little friendly remonstrance ;
saying very blandly, "l'urdon, monsieur,
you know not do duel. Permit me to'
recommend do small sword. 1 lend him )
w is du most, most greut pluisir, monsieur.:
You no take him ? you fight wis dut j
ting J Sep you I I cut wis my rapier dut I
loullo cordon dnt hold do two part to-!
guilder lout de suite ; and den where
will you be, ol»
Tho farmer laughod carelessly, and n
little luughmgly, us lie replied—
"Never mindmc,cnp'en. I'm olilrged
to you. I can look out for myself, 1
guess. Keep your extru small sword to
spit your frogs on. I’ll itick to tny Hail.
And now let’s to work. I’m in suthin’
of u hurry to git back to my thrashing
job '*
"Ricn," said the Frenchman, shrug
ging his shoulders. "II monsieur wills
to die, I put myself at his scrvico, tout
a fait.”
A Nkw Fkatum in Distillation.—
.Some time ago tho Fertilizing Compa
ny conccived.lhe idea of opening a new
branch of business in tho city, which
was no more nor less than the manu
facturing of whiskey from garbage, po
tato peelings, street swoopings, and the
refuse of slop barrels. Sibuck, who is
at the head of the business, has received
permission to set up bis still, the com
pany have rented Drasher’s distillery
for tlio purpose, nnd in a few days the
now and exhilarating beverage will be
thrown upon tho market. Tho event
will mark the beginning of n now ora
with tho prolossionul ‘‘souks’’ nnd reg
ular drinkers, Ktrcktnils will assume
the place of oldfushionod whiskoy cock*
tjiils, nnd slop barrel "smashes,” dish
water "punches,” cabbage "juleps,” und
potato ‘‘slings" will come in vogno.—
The first man who gots drunk upon
this new decoction should he sent to the
NVork-lioase for the remainder of his
natural life. It will soon be so that u
mnn won't know wliat he's drinking in
this country—if, indood, hs evpr did.—•
Cimmnatti Enquirer.
Bgu A little boy disputing with* his
sister, recently, exclaitpcd : “UVttjue,
for mil snvs so ; nn(| if inn says so, It is
so, if it uin't so. ‘
A Wedded Couple Surprised.
A few weeks since, thnro wns n wed
ding on Barone street, New Orleans,
celebrated with great eclat, nnd tho
newly-married sot out nt onco on a bri
dal tour. •
Tho ceremony took place at four
o'clock in tho aftsmooii, nnd at five
o’clock they were on board a splendid
steamer bound for tho Upper Mississip
pi.
As soon ns the vessel wns under
wsy the passuiigors crowded tho saloon,
and mirth and revelry began to bold a
festival.
A dance wns improvised, nnd joy nnd
merriment was protracted into the "woo
■mall hours.''
Now, it so happened that tho berth
next to our new-married friends was oc
cupied by a lively uiutron und her in
fant.
Wishing lo enjoy ns much pleasure
ns possible she hod entrusted lior bubo
to a servant, with instructions to put it
to bed when it went to sleep, while sho
horHclf joined in the dunce.
liy 11 strange mistake the servant
mistook tlio state-room, and deposited
the rosy infant in the Initial couch.
Now, when the hour for retiring
enmo, tlio groom led his blushing bride
to the door, and modestly waited out
side for Iter to disrobe and retire.
One cun very readily imagine his as
tonishment, therefore, when tho next in
stant lie heard his name culled frantical
ly, nnd in uceuuls ot surprise and dis
tress.
Opening the door Ito looked in dubi
ously.
‘Whitt's tho matter, mv lovo ?'
•Oh, Henry, look here I’
' W hy, bless mo, it's a baby l’
‘Yes’ but oh, Henry, how did it cotno
hero—do you think it's ours?’
‘Well, no !' replied Henry, solemnly,
I think it almost too soon.’
'Olt, it cuitainly is, but then wltat
shall we do V
Just then tho anxious voice of tlio
muihci was heard inquiring for tlio ba
by, and it was restoi ed lo her, very
much to the relief of the young people.
. aT* Tho Davenport (Iowa) Duinoorat
of Jituo 2lid gravely says the following
story is good because it is true. Wo
bad it from the lips of a g«x»d woman,
who was told it hy tho principal actor
herself : ‘‘Von I first come to Filndelfy
to §orve I wns very uncivil,” said Ka
nina, now u tidy servant in a respecta
ble family ; "I laugh much, and I feel
ashamed to rcmoinber how I bohavvon
I know so little. Shon, tat vas my
beaux, Shon, ttsik mo to that tenter otto
night—von I been in Filndelfy but treo
weeks. Wc sits in tho gallery, and wo
see nut goot, and Shon said ho would
get a butter seat. So liq puts his leg
round her posh and slides down mit der
pit, and looks up and calls nut, 'Katri
na, Kutrinn, coom down 1 tis a good
dace hero I' aud I lean over, nnd said
'How can I enmo down, Shon ?' und
ho said, 'Uliust slido down.’ So I puts
my legs round der pillur and I shinies
down. I).tinier I how do people laugh ;
Uey Innglt day play no inoro dut night
upon tie stage. Everybody laugh, and
yoll nnd whistle all ovor der house. I
was much ashamed den, tough I know
not tiny harm. -Hut now I blushes red
every time I links mil it."
A Beautirl IsriDtKr—A naval offi
cer being at sea in a dreadful storm, his
wife, who was sitting in tho cabin near
him ; filled with alarm for the safety of
the vessel, wns so surprised with his
composure und soronitv that she cried
out:
"My donr, aro you not afraid ? How
is it possible you can be so calm in such
a dreudful storm ?”
11c roio from bis chair, lushed to tho
deck, snppoiting himself by a pillow uf
the bod placo, drew his sword, and*
pointing it to the breust of bis wife, ox-
cluhned:
"Are you afraid of that sword
Bite instantly answered, "No,” ’
"Why T" said the officer.
“Uecauso,” rejoined tho lady, "I know
tiiut it is in the bands of my husband,
and ho loves mo too well to hurt me."
"Then,” said ho, "rmnombor, I know
in whom I believe, und that ho holds
tho winds in his fists and tho water in
ttio hollow of his hands."
Lira*: Oxts.—Do you over think how
much a little child does in n day ? How
from suuriso to sunset the littlu foot pat
ter Around— to us—so aimlessly. Climb
ing up here, kneeling down there, run
ning to another place, but never still..
Twisting nnd turning, rolling and reach
ing, and doubling, ns il testing every
bone and muscle, for their future uses.
It is vory curious to watch it, Qao who-,
does so w ill understand tho deep breath
ing of the rosy little sleeper, as with odo,
arm tossed ovor its curly bead, it pre
pares for the noxt days’ gymnastics.---
A busy creature is a JiuJu child,'
tffk. A seaside hat of English leg
horn has u cluster of, bluc;slt rqsos 011,
tho left side, with a long widai scarf ot
bluo gauze n, In D>mm» Marin, which,
can be wound.prpund the brim,, veiling
the faco. Thu price of th« lint,is 825.
tfjfT Plymouth Church, Brooklyn, ,
tKev. Uenr3‘ Word .Bcucbct’e.J^was
entered by thieves at.pu. early hour on.
Tuesday morn ipg,-)* In* etoloi the com-,
maniou plate, valued at oqq„ hundred
and forty-eight dv^Jara. It. comsietod of
seventeen pieces. .