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APPEAL.
BY SAWTELL & JONES.
OUTHBERT, GEORGIA, THURSDAY, APRIL 2S, 1870.
VOL. IV—NO. 24.
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LEGAL ADVERTISING.
Obmxarikb. —Citations for letters or «d-
miniFtiMtion. guardianship. Ac $4 03
■Application for tetter* of dismission irjin
administration 5
Ar^ttHutioa for letters of d emission from
g-T^&fe.i?bip.>. 4 0»
ApplicaWS- f-r *e.»v«- to »-U L*ud. • • 4 0 *
’Notice to Debtor* and Creditors, 4 0 )
Administrator’s Sales, * * ‘ ®
■Shkrifp’s—E*ch levy • • ****
'• Mortgage fl fa sal-8 5
Sales of Land by A im n str u«»r». Ex«cu!o.s.
or Gnaidiaus. are r.«quuvd by law to be held <>n
the first Tu s.lay in the mouth, between the hour*
often in the forenofin. ami three in the after
noon, at the Court House in the county in winch
•the properly is situated. Terms of sale must b.
stated. , ,
Notice of these sales m .at lie siven in a public
gazett: 40 days oreeinm to cite day of »de.
Notice for the ade of paraoaal prop-rly mad
•be iriven in like minier. 10 days pr -vioa- to sale
day.
Notice to debtors an l creditors’of an estate
most be published 40 days.
Notice that application will be nviue to the
Court of Ordinary for Dave to sell land, must
d>e published tor one ra rath
Citations for letters of A t ninistr ition. Guard
ianship, <fcc., miHl bj published dDd-ivs -fix* d.s
’mission from Ad nmistn*ti-H>. three m i.ith-s ; toi
d'umiwci) fro a G mnlianship, 43 days.
Kul* for foreehHiir.* -of VI vti vgas rant h-
published ravitjily for four in *itlis-fir «-tih
lfehicg lost pap r„ for lb- fill *P«ce of ihre-
in »at.n — lor eo np-Ui.i$ ti le< f’oin Efeufors or
AdminUtr it r , where ‘*o 11 Hu* be n g ve» by
tbn d censed, thi fa l space of thr a ino ith *.
Pub icitio is will always l»e cout n le l nccord-
dog to these, the legal requirements, unle a o.b-
1 or wise ordered.
’Capital Fan.”
It wns n little fwrat twelvo o’clock, and
:i tru> ry t>r«»u;» of b< ya were seated on
tfu* y*»nn»f urn*** nutter the old tree**
that uh efed the Acx*lwny play ground*.
A liitle Inter and they w«nlld scatter
erf in every dfreetioir at their play ; bat
first they must attend to the contents of
Well filled pails at*d baskets, where their
dinners an? stored a way.
4 I should like to know/said Hownr 1
Colby ‘why J«»e Green never comes out
here to eat his dinner w.th the rest of
Turn the Carpet.
OR. THE TWO WEAVE.IS.
A DIALOG OS BETWEEN DICK AND JoHX.
As at their work two weavers sit,
Beguiling time with friendly chat,
They touched upon the price or meat,
So high a weaver scarce could eat.
“What with my brats and sickly wife.”
Quoth Diok. %, Vm almost tired of life,
So hard my work, so pour inv fare
•Tifl nore than mortal man can bear.
•‘How glorious is thr rich m in's state!
His lions* so flue—his w.-altli s » great!
Heaven is unjust, you mint agree :
Why all to biin ? why none to me!
“In spite of what the Scrip ure te.ohes,
In spite of all the p irsou preaches,
'This w *rl 1 -indeed. l>* th-iuxbt *<> lung,
la ruled, melbink*. extrem ly wrong.
“ Where’er I look, howe’er I range.
’Tis sli confused, and hurd. and strange ;
The good are tr.mbl *4 and oppressed.
And all the wicked are the blest.”
Quoth John. “Our ignorance is the cause.
Why thus we blame our Maker’s laws,
•Parts of His ways nl i»e we know ;
Tis all Chat mau can see below.
“Sees! thou that carpet not hair don**.
Which lion. D««r Dick hast w,-11 begun?
Echo'd, the wild confusion there ;
So rude the mass it makes oae blare.
“A «tran'«r ighorant of the trade,
■Wt>hl4 say no meaning’s there conveyed.
Yor where’s the middle—where’s the hol’d r •
Thy carpet now is all disorder,”
‘Quoth Dick. “My work is yet in bits,
But still in every part it fits ;
Bes-dea y »u reason lik* a loot,
Why man, that carpet’s inside oct.’
Says John “Thou sayst the thing I mean,
And now I hope to cure thy spleen.
This world which cl. tula thy soul with doubt
Is but & carpet inside out.
As when we view these shreds and ends,
We kaow not what the whole intends ;
So when on earth things look but odd,
They’re working stU 1 Some sbetne of God.
it?*, but alw.iy.H srienks off t«omewlie;e
till we all through !’
‘Guns be t»rin^M «o MiHiiy ^oodi*, be
is afraid we shall rob him.’ 8 .id another.
*Pb-i!’ said Will B 'nan, tbr*»wiiio
hiiti8«4f t»f*<rk na the grass, ‘won? liitefv
be d« »eHii T t bring anything at a K I heanl
my fallier say that ihu family »uu-t be
very badly pinched since Mr G r eet
was killed; and mother *-aid she didn't
pity them, f«»r folks had no business t«
be fHM»r nnd proud.’
‘Well/ s.iid Sain M«fiU,‘I know Mary
Green asked ray mother to have plain
sewing to do; but hen folks do that
mM&etiiues that aren't very |»oor.*
‘And Joe is wearing his winter clothes
all this warm weather, nnd his pants
are patched behind —I saw them,’ said
Howard Oolby, with a very complacent
look at his new spring suit of light
gn*y.
‘I tell von what boys/ said Will
B.own, ‘fet's look to morrow, and sec*
what the old fellow does bring any way.
You know he is always in lira seat 1»y
the time the first. heH rings, and we can
get a peep into his basket, and then be
in season for roll-call.’
The boys agreed to this, but Ned G>l-
Juj*. who had sat quieily eating his din
ner, and taking no part in the conversa
tion. Now he Himply remarked, a* he
brushed the cr «rabs from bis lap, ‘I
can’t »o*e what fun there will be in that,
ami it looks real mean and sneaking to
me. I'm sure it is none of our business
what J«hj brings for dinner, or where he
goes to eat.’
‘You’re always such n granny, Ned
Collins,’said Will Brown, contemptu
ously ‘You’v«* got every *»oe of poor
mint S^Uya motions.’
Ned could not hear to be laugh at
and it in ide him u littie angry to hear
his kind old aunt sneered at. but iiis
*-yes only fl ished for a minute, and then
he sprang up,>h«'Uting, ‘filtrrah, hoys,
fur font b.rtl-!‘ and in five minutes ttie
whole play gi'dtottd %aa in an uproar of
fu i end frolic.
The ID-xt morning, at the first stroke
of the bell, a half-dozen roguish faces
peeped into the school room, and sore
enough, there was Joe Green, busily
plying bis pencil over the problems
He looked in surprise, and then in
*.>rt of bewildered way, took out
couple of aunt Safi's great crispy dowgli
nuts rliei* ‘me of the deli.-ious round
ppshelnd often soon in Ned’s hands,
bread and balters attd boney such as
nolwnly r s Neto hat hers ever made, and
the plump lireast of chicken. It was
dinner fit for a king; so jssir Joe
thought, a«d so the boys thought as
th *y peeped wonderingly from their hi-
d.ng place. Hut Joe did not offer to
taste it; he only sat there, and looked
at it with a pale face, over which the
team began presently to now very fast
Then he leaned his head on his desk
and Freddie Wilson, one of the rttrftrt
boys whispered, ‘I guess he*s praying;’
so they all stole away to tlu> play
g'ound with nit speaking another word
‘That’s some of Ned (Jollin’s work,
said ill Brown after a while. ‘ltd
jmt like him *
“No plan, no pattern enr> we trace;
All * mt> proportiou, truth and grace :
The motley mixture we d-.-nd*
Nor see the beauteous upper side.
“But when we reach that world of light.
And view these work* of God aright,
Then shall we see the whole desigu—
Audowa the workman is Diviuc.
‘jWkat now seem random «tro!cea. will there
All order and design appear.
Then 6hall we praise what here we spurned
For then ths carpet will be turned ”
“ThoaVt ri'rht,” quoth Dick, ‘‘no more I’ll
grumble,
That this sad world’s so strange a jumb'.e i
Mv imp'ous doubts are put to flight.
For my own carpet set* m«* riglu.”
Hannau More.
Eja Oil.—Accuu its are given in
some of the fore g'l journals of the heal
ing properties of u new oil. It is pasi
ly made from tho yolk of eggs, and is’
said to be much employed by the Ger
raa i colonists of South Russia as a
means of cuiing cuts, bruises, scratches,
etc. The eggs are boiled hard, the
yolks removed and crushed, and stir-
re» carefufiy til 1 the whole substance is
cn the point of c itching tire when lb-
oil separates and may be poured off.—
Hen’s eggs are considered the best and
nearly two spooufiL of oil may be gain
ed from a single yolk.
A Novel Parasol.—A new parasol
has been invented It is so contrived
as to answer alternately the purpose of
a parasol and a screen. The rod in
not, as in ordinary parasols, inserted in
the middle of the circle, which forms
the shade, but near the circumtereuce,
so as to give the person^carrying it
th*» whole benefit of the shadow it casts
Touch a spring and the little instrument
is a parasol; touch the same spring
with another motion, and it is an up*
rigbfc*q\jen.
the algebra lesson. It was but the work
of an instant t«» hufry rt?tc ! fbe liille
clothes room, and soon tin* whole group
was pressing around Will Brown, as he
held the mysterious l> isket in his hand.
Among tbiMU, in spite of the reinon-
*7ranee he made the day before, was
Ned Collins, with his fine face fairly
crimson with shame, or sewnething else;
we shall see.
r It is big enough to hold a day’s ra
tions for a regiment / said Harry Colby,
afl Will pulled out a nice white napkin.
Next (mine a newspaper, a large one,
too; and then at the ’oottow of the bas
net, was one little co?d potato; that was
ail. Will then held it with a comical
grimace, ami the b *ys began to laugh,
and cheered as loudly as they dared in
the nclmfH-house.
‘See'here,’ Bawl Hdwtird,‘fief's throw
it a*vay and fill tho basket with
coal and things; it will be such fun to
see him open it.*
The boys agreed, and the basket was
soon filled, and the napVin place care
fully on the top, and before the bell conn
(noticed tolling, they were on their way
down stairs.
Ned Collins was tho last to leave the
room, and no sooner did the last disap
pear, than, quick as a flash, he emptied
the coal into the box again, replaced
the paper, and hall filled the basket,
1 rge as it was, with the contents of the
bright tin pail that aunt Sallie delight*
ed to store with dainties lor her dm*
lig’s dinner. Ned was in hw seat ul
most as s *on as the rest and all tbiou-h
the forenoon ho looked and felt as gail y
as the others, as he saw the sly looks
and winks that were exchanged among
them Noon came, and there was the
usual rush to the clothes*room for dinner
baskets, but instead of going out to the
yard, the boys lingered about the door
and hall Straight by them marched
Ned Collins with his pail on his ann.
‘Hello, Ned,’ said Sam Merrill, ‘where
are y»»u going now ?’
‘Home/ said laughing, ‘I saw
aunt Sally making a chicken pie this
morning, and I am going home to get
some.*
‘A*k me fo go too/ shouted Howard
Colby, but just at that moment they saw
Joe Green cairving his basket into the
schooLn*»m.
‘I should think he’d suspect something.'
whispered W ih Brown; ‘that coal
must be awful heavy.* •
Joe disapjieared in the school-room t
and the curious eyes that peeied
rhrongh the crack of the d»»or w»*re
soon rewarded by seeing him open* his
basket.
. *Hoj»e his dinner won’t be heavy on
his stomach/ whispered Howard Colby.
I’m glad of it, any way,* said Sam
Marrill, *I’ve felt as mean all the fi>re-
noon as if I had been robding a hen
ro4i*r. The Greer s are not to blame for
having only cold potatoes to eat, and I
don’t wilder that Joe didn't want us
fellows to know it.*
‘I like Joe Green the best of nny boy
in school,’ said little Freddie Wilson,
•and I think it was too bad to try and
make r ur. of him/
‘Nolssly asked what you thought/
said Will Brown, fiercely, 'wart till your
opinion is called for.*
The little boy hjoked very meek, and
ate his dinner in silence, but the fact
was Will Brown began to feel uA*"in-
fortable.
•Father siiys Mr. Green was the V.ra
vest man in the company.’said Sa*a Mer
rill, ‘and that he wonl*!*’* tiave been
killed, only be thought of every one
else before himself.*
i tel! you what,’ said good Matured
Tom Granger, *1 move and second that
we are ail ashamed of ourselves; all in
favor of thin minion will signify it by
giving three cheers for Ned Col'lin*—
there he comes this minute, brim full of
chicken pie/
The boys sprang to their feet, and,
swinging their caps in the air. gave
throe hearty cheers for Ned Collin-*,
and even Will Brown j lined the chorus
with as loud *4 hurrah as any of them.
Sam Merrill explained the tiling to
Nod, and he only said in reply, ‘I’ve of
ten Heard aunt Sally say that it was
poor kind of fun that most be earned
•y hurting somebody's feelings/ and
what uut S»lly says is almost always
so/
get his uxper to read, for he t<»ok it b
the corner and pulled, but it whs fan.
Oiir First President's House*
While the Fed ral City was building
the Legislature of Pensylvnnia voted
the President a h«»u**e, hoping perhaps
to keep the reft of government in Phil
adelphin. The house forme’ly occupied
as th»* University of P.-r.syvmia was
accordingly built f**r that purpose. But
as Siam as General Washington saw its
dimensions, and a good while belore it
was fi.iished, he let it be known that he
would not occupy it—that he certainly
should not go t«» the expeme of p«r
chasing suitable furniture for such
dwelling, and hired instead a modest
Imtxxifhforlable residence.
The President ate cornmeal cakes for
breakfast, after the Virginia fashion, al
though l»uck wheat cakes were generally
on the table. W»»hititgon v a tlihner par
ties were entertained in a vgry hand
some style, iiis weekly dining day,
for compamy, was Thursday, and his
dining hour w*8 always four o’clock in
the afternoon. His rule was to allow
five minutes for the variation on clocks
and watcher, and then go to the table,
be present oY absent who ever might,
lie kept his own clock in thebaTl. just
with : n the outer d«*ir, and always ex-
aotly regulated. When lagging men?
l>ers of Congress came in, as they often
did, afipr the gu»*st had sat down to
dinner, the President’s only apology
was : ‘Gentlemen (or sir,) we are too
punctual for you. I have a c«»ok who
never asks whether the company has
come, but whether tbe hour has come.*
He was always dressed in a suit of Wack,
his hair powdered, and lied in a black
queue behind, with a vrry elegant dress
sw» rd, which he wore with inimitable
grace. Mrs. Washington often, but
not always, dined with ttie company,
sat at the head of the table, and if, as
was occasionally the case there were
other ladies present, they sat ea«*h siJe
of her. The a resident sat hall way
from the head to the foot of the table,
and on that side he wool 1 place M rs.
Washington, though distant from him,
on his right hand. He always, unless
a clergyman was present, asked a bles
sing in a standing posture. If a cler
gyman was present, he was requested
both to ask a blessing and to return
thanks after dinner.
19* A fern de lecturer said: “Get
married, young men, and be quick about
it. Don’t wait for the millennium, lor
»he girls fo become angels. You’d look
well beside an ungel, wouldn’t y«*u,
you brutes.T*
Depend upon it, religion is, in
Its essence, the most gentlemanly thing
in the world. It will al me geiilleize,
if unnrxed with cant; ami 1 know of
cotliing else that will alone.—Coleridge,
*^.An Englishman named Gilman,
who-has been severely fined lor kissing
a widow rested his d-lense on the
But apparently J*«e only ^Wished to gtou nd that he kissed her children at
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ti e same time ami had been iirffie habit
uf k wsiDg tbe i»uii ly all around.
The Etiquette of Introductions
The English have always been great
for formal introductions; and the story
is t Id »»f on** wh*», eyeing *ith his glass
a drowning fellow-mortal, refused to ex
tend to him a saving haud because he
had never bee** introduced.
The Americans have followed’ to
a»nie, though perhaps not to this ah.
surd extent the example of their trans
atlantic relatives. We are no! quite so
reserved as they. Democratic friction
has necessa< ily broken up and nsbtved
• dt a go.si deal of the original crtlsli.
nes4 of our nature. Cusual intercourse
between strangers tn America is much
freer than in England. The American
is as wanting as the Englishman is
slNinnding in reserve The proper me
dium is between feooliari y and resist-
««ev. ?n’travelling English constraint
is often fatal to the general ease and
c’leoriiib ess. while American freedtmi is
not seldom subversive of tbe common
comfort. In the dose proximity of a
railway carriage two si rangers can
make themselves mutually agreeable
without any sacrifice of person d riigni
tv, and it.is certainly their duty to do
so. The concessions on such an occa
sion are, course, to be regarded as
temporary. They are drafts at sight
on each other’s courtesy, to l>e paid at
date and received as a finul settlement
which bars all ulterior claims.
The Americans are gen Tally too in
discriminate in their introductions
They seldom allow two strangers to be
together a moment without introducing
them to each other. No presentation
shou'd be made without a regard to the
fitness and probable mutual acceptabili'
y of the ae.ju dntanceship about to be
formed. No two should b.e introduced
‘however closely accident may have
thrown them togeth'T, if they would be
obviously incongruous as intimate asso
ciates. At a dinner or other party mil
the guests are temptiraffily to regard
themselves as acquaintances, and they
require no further introductions -than
the invitations they have received as
the guests of the same host or hostess.—
Special presentations are quite Ui.necsa-*
ry, and when made will indicate the
desirableness of a permanent friendship
In introductions the introduced is
presented to those who are entitled to
precedence from sex, age, rank. A
gentleman, whoever he may be, is thus
always tuk.-n to the lady, a citizen to
the mayor, the mayor to the governor,
and the governor fo the president. In
all cases but purely official or formal
presentations it is prudent as well am |»o«
lite to secure the willingness of those
wlmrn you are about to commend to
each other’s intimacy.
Letters of introduction may bo use-
fnl in a strange Country, as guaranties
of social credit at home, in the case of
an emergency, when, for example, by
sum* mishap or other, th» more valid
banker’s ..no has failed. They have,
however, lost much of their former pow
er as means of getting into society.—
There is so much traveling and conse
quent abundance of these missives that
they have greatly diminished in specific
value If a stranger now gets, in ex
change lor one of these, a polite bow of
the head and a vague offer of indefinite
service, he must needs be satisfied.
Tbe Ordinary letter of introduction is
expressed in a fnir conventioaal phrases .
as, for example: ‘I have the pleasure
of presenting to your acquaintance Mr.
—, whom I commend to your kind at
tentions/ It should be en loaed in an
open envelope, on which, besides the
address, it is customary to write in the
lelt und lower cornet, the Word, ‘Intro
ducing,’ followed by the name and title
in fnll, clettrly inscribed, of the bearer.
When the letter is to be delivered, it
should be sent to the person for whom
it is inteuded with a card, on which
ore the name and address of the person
introduc d. The response should be in
the form of a call and an invitation to
dinner; bn t this latter pait of the civifi
ty is nut to be too much calculated up.
Oil.
A good mar.y people think that tbev
are obliged to give u letter of introduc
tinn to every presentable person who
maj T demand ft, and this has led to the
depreciation of this kind of social cur
rency. It is entirely conformable with
the laws of courtesy to refuse such a fa
vor, merely on the ground of uQ*iIling
ness to take the liberty of presenting
any one to the person to whom the in
troduction is asked. All presentations
to foreign courts are made through ihe
national representatives, und the infor
mation in regard to the various fnrniaii*
ties required is obtained lroin them or
their officials.
The President’s levees at Washington
are open t*» the whole world, ars con
ducted with no m«»re ceremony than an
ordinary reception by any citizen’s wife.
The doors of the White House ina3' be
said to be never closed, and evt?ry ohe
who pleases may cuil upon its occupant
as upon lhat of any other dwelling.—
He must not, however, always sxpect a
personal interview ; this, to be secured,
must be sought in the company of some
dignitary or intimate of the President,
who will thus be able to judge of tho
claims to attention of a Visitor.—IToj
per'e Beznr.
Ease in Society.
“I’d lather thrash wheat all day in
the barn,” said Reuben Ril«*V to hi* sis
ter, as he adjusted an uncomfortable
collar ahwut ids sunburnt neck, “titan
go to this |**sky parly. I never know
what to do with myself, stuck up there
in the parW all the evening. If th«
f< llows wmild pull their coats off, and
go out atnl chop wood on a match,
there’d be some sense in it.”
“Well, I hate it as bad as you do.
Reub.,*’ said sister Lucy. “Tho fact is,
we never go nowhere, nor see nobody,
and no wonder we feel so awkward
w hen we do hap|ien *o stir out.”
The remarks ot this b other and sister
were but echoes of the sentiment o*
m nv other farmers’ boys und girls
wheo iii^pd out to s|»end a 6ocial e’
ning. But p*»or Lucy h id not hit 'the
true cause of the difficulty. It was
not because they so sel lout went to any
place, but because there was a wide
d.ff?rence lietween their home and coin
puny manners. Tbe true way to feel
at ease in any garb is to wear it often.
If the pleasing garb of go;*! manners is
only put on ujam rare occasions, it will
never tit well, and never seem cjinforLa«
b’e.
Learn to behave properly at home, to
cultivate yourselve. Do n<ft s?t, O^r
stand, or lounge about in ungainly at
titudes, but acquire a manly, erect,
graceful liearing. I have never seen
such vigorous, hearty manhood in any
clam as among cultiva*ed farmers’ sons.
Let tab!# manners be especially looked
after. Note carefully how well-bred
penpl behave, and do your best to imi
tate them. It is noble to be an imitator
of that which is goo 1 and beautiful.—
Above all, if you wish to be at home in
society, fill your brains with ideas.—
3<;t your mind to worh. Wake it out
of the sluggishness it would naturally
sink into, if you were only a plodder
•nd nothing more, by good stirring
thought If you go into society with
something worth talking about, you
will not fad to find listeners who will
treat you with respect, and where yon
are well received you will not fail very
soon to find yourself at ease.
B&. This is a Frenchman's acconnt
of the Temptation and the Fail: Mon
sieur Adam, he wake up; ho sees une
belle demoiselle as!ip in ze garden.—
Voila de la chance. “Bonj«»ur, Mad
ame Iv.” Madame Iv she wake, she
hole her fan before to h< r face. Ad tin
put up hn eye glass to admire zs tab
leau. Zey make one proinenande —
Madame Iv. she feel ongry, she see ap.
pel on ze urbre. Serpent se proineue,
sua Parbre, make one walk on ze tree.
“Mons. le Serpent,” say Iv, “weel yon
not have ze b<»o’.e to peck me some up-
pel, J'ai faim ** “Certai.unent, Mad
ame,” say ze Serpent, charm de veins
voir.” “ II da, inona ni, arer retor Votis,*’
say Adam ; “stop stop, qn* s-mgez v.nis
pure ? What uktJ.ies* is sees—you mu*t
not peek z-j aop*l/’ Ze snake, he take
one pinch of snuff, he s.»y; **Ah ! M io**.
Adam do you not know xsre is nessmg
pro iebeet for z • ladies ? Madame I
penned me to ofihr you some of this
fruit defendu,” Iv, she make one cour*
lesy, ze snake he fid her whole parasol
wiz appei; he say, “Eritus sicut Deus
Mons. A lam he wid eat ze appei, he
will eat ze appei, he will bucoine like
one Died, know ze good und zj evil;
hut you, Madame, but jam Madame Iv,
cannot become more of a goddess zan
you are now/’ And Zis finish Madame
Iv.
Stamping a D’eeY — Blinker, afar
infer « f means, who does not lake the
paper, or read law, but who thinks hrs
wisdom bon n J less, sold apastuie for
three hundred dollars. The purchaser
having counted out the inouey,and look
ed at the deed, said :
‘Mr. Blinker, you rtuat pat a fifty*
cent stamp on this deed, to make it law.
fu!.*
‘WhatI stamp a deed; it’s filly •
there is no such law,’ said Blinker, on
his dignity.
ITis iri nd explained, but failed to
make Blinker see it; and was obliged
to say:
‘Well if you do not stamp the deed,
1 shall not pay the money/
Popular Superstitions Concern
ing Bells.
During? tell* u* nf % Ml at f,eio-
*rer, in Ireland, which had been curried
there from a distant perish church, end
had to t>e exercised every ni™ht and fee
tened to it» Jxdfrj, or it w«ald, aa it
frequently did, return overnight to its
firmer place of re hlence. If a hell had
l>ecn buried underground it found no
rest in the earth or water; pious sera
heard it ring from time to time, mud
thus lead to their happy return to the
light of heaven and a useful career.—
Thu* it happened in Valencia in 1499 ;
on old woman, who piously came every
evening to say her prayers in a chapel
of the Virgiu, repeatedly heard the l ing,
ing ol a bell beneath her knees. She
was so urgent in her demaud to have
the (hatter investigated that at laat the
pavement was taken up, aad search
was made, und a few feet below, a
large bell und an image of the Virgin
were found, where they had probably
been hid by early Christiana in time
of war.
Nor doea popular superstition forget
the arch-enemy of all churches and of
whatever aids the cau-e of the Church ;
hence the devil goes about eagerly try
ing to injure and destroy belli. Even
the Iitl In bell by which St. Benedict’,
friend used to announce to him his daily
arrivu! with proviaions excited the ire of
SiTtun, and he cmahed it under a huge
rock which Ee threw upon it from on
high. As consecration makes bells
safe against bis machinations ; be pur
sues them especially before they have
been baptized, and many a story is cur
rent in all countries of uuluckly bells
that were cast down from steeple and
belfry because they had oot been duly
christened On tbe other band, bells
have great power over the Evil One,
and can drive him and hia wicked spir
te from the neighborhood as far
their sound can be heard. This special
endowment they owe genorully to some
virtue in the pious man who has cocao
crated (ketts.
Other belle, it is firmly believed, have
a mysterious power of ringing by their
own Volition, generally for the purpose
-of announcing some public calamity or
suddeu death, und of thus warning men
to prepare their minds. It is surprising
to team how general this superstition
is nn the continent uf Europe, and even
in Eng'nnd, und how firmly this fsilh
seems to be estaclished in the minds
otherwise enlightened men. Benedic
tine snd Doininicsii convert* especially
used to boast, in former d-iys, of bells
which would unfailingly announce by
their spontaneous ringing the impend
ing death of ooe of their brethren. The
most fsmous bell of this kind is one be
longing to the Church of St. Nicholas,
at Velilla, in Arragon ; it meuaniea ted
yards around, and beara two croasca on
the outside, one toward the west and
the other toward the east. Whenever
a great public calamity impends On the
lattd it iiegiiia to ling by ileelf a few
months before, and the records of the
town etate repeatedly that carelai
search lisa been made tn many cases to
ascertain if sodden gusts of wind, mis
chievous men, or earthquakes might not
have caused the phenomenon, bat in via
riably in vain. At least time great ca
lamities were thus announced belure-
lia.id, of each of which careful entries
..A nude at the lima iu tho records i>f
the town and of the kingdom of An
gen, and coQntlesa explanations were
given by priests and prelates. The
last remnant of such superstitions is
probably the Lying Bell, in High
Street, in libeftt, which still bears that
name becatiSe. the people firmly be
lieve, it tti I continues, as of old, to
summon the nuns of the convent to which
it belongs invariably either too wain or
too late to their devotion*.—Harper 3 *
itagaihe.
Koskoo !
I3E GREAT REPUTATION
Whicfe Koscoo has attained in all parts of th*-
couutrj
As • GREAT ami GOOD MEDICINE
And the Large yumber of
Jeetimoniale
which are constantly "being rec*Mr.»d from Phy-
*iciana, and persons wJ«o u/rs brer emu by
its use, is couciusiv* pi oof uf its remarkable
value.
AS A BLOOD PURIFIER
. A
HEROIC REMEDY.
HENRY’S
OARBOXiZO
Constitution
RENJVATORI
BASED OH SCIENCE.
PH PARED WITH SKILL,
IT has.no equal
• BEING FCSITITKLT TH* MOST
Powerful Vegetable Alterative
YET DISCOVERED.
DISEASES OF THE BLCOIX
•If you are so darned particular/
said Blinker, ‘j suppose I can stamp it
fifty cents worth, but £bate to spoil the
’Squires writing.'
The deed was handed him, he off
with his cout, stepping back into the
rmra, laid the deed no the flour, and
commenced stamping it with his bait —
The purchaser, ’Squire and witnesses
tumi d all colors, and finally laughed
hysterically.
‘What are you diking Blinker are you
crazy V
‘Doir.g ? Why, I am stamping this
darned deed fifty cents worth, aud I
calculated ic will take tne five hours,
recktming time at ten cents an hour.
India Rubber Txrxhaustblr.—The
belt ot land around the globe, 500 miles
north and 500 miles south of 'the equa
tor, abounds in trees producing thegtim
of ludia rubber. They can be tapped,
it is stated, for twetuy sticceBeive sea’*
dons without injury; and the trees
stand so close »hat any man can gather
the sap of eighty in a day, each tree
yielding, on an average, three table
spoonsful daily. Forty-three thousand
of these trees have been counted In a
tract of country 30 miles loug by 8
ide. There are in America aud Eu
rope more than 150 manufactories *>f
Ind a rubber articles, employing some
500 operative* each, and consuming
more th a u 10.000.000 pounds of gum a
year, aud the business is considered to
• be only in Ka infancy. Bi.t to whatever
extent it tnay iticreaae, thtfre will still be
pleuty of rubber to supply the demand
'What branch of education do you
h*vu chiefly in your school ?*
‘A-willow* branch, sir: the master
has used up almost a w hole tree.*
19* A woman in Mismhih hung her
self because her husband went to Cab.
fornix. Next week a d'-z^n more star*
ted, but their eivtawooirffil hang worth
A little gid being uskud by her Sun
day school teacher, * What did the Is
raelites d<i after passing tflrougi the
Red Sea ?’ ensured,—
*1 don’t knot?, ma’am, but I gneas
hey dried themselves-’ Why not?
I&. Three negroe-i, Me Gann, White
_ ajnd ILirdwmk, were el^.teJ Aldermen
m cent, and the j*»or dUcoiisoIaie devils at the recent town election m Tattmie—
have sli returned broien hearted*
[ ge, Alabama.
“The life of the fl *h i* in the Blood." i» i
Scripiuril m*»x: n that science proven to b<
trne. The people talk of b i l blood, as the
mum of tnituy dij®a*e*. ami like many |*opu-
rar opinions liiL of bad b.'ooJ it founded in
trnth.
The »ympt.onn of bad blood are nroally
qui'e plain—bod Dig-stiou — causes i nperfect
nntmjnn, and con-equently the circulation in
feeble, the soft t>*su a loo*e their tone and
riaHicitv. and the tongue becomes pale,'biond,
and frequently covered with a nasty, white
Coat. Tois condition soon shows itself in
roughness of the akin, then in emptive and
ulcerative diseases, and when h»nir -continued,
resalts in serious legions of the Brain, Liver,
bangs, or erina-v apparatus. Much, very
much. Buffering is caused by impure blood It
is estimated by some that one-firth of the hu
man family are effected with acioful* in some
form
When the Blood is pare, you are not so lia
ble to any disease. Many impurities of the
Blood arise fr»*m impure diseases of large cit-
ie®. Eradicate every imp inly-from the foun
tain of life, and go«*d spirits, fair akin aud vital
strength will return to you.
KOSKOOl
AS A
LIVE ft IN Vl G ORATOR 1
STANDS UNRIVALLED.
BEING THE ONLY KNOWN MEDIC NE
that kfficikntlY stimulate - and Corhicct* Mi#
hepatic d~creinins and functional Dt£a\N0K9e!rrt
of the Jjvf.r, without Dkbiutating ihe rystem.
While it acts* freely upon the Liver instead of
copious purging, it grad rally changes tbe dis
charges to a perfect natural state.
and all the available ingenuity and experlneat,
t.hmi the art of pharmacy of the present day
can cwntrioute
And Combining in Concentrated Fora tbe 1
Valuable Vegetable Juices
Inown la tha History of Modicin*. far
PUIUFYING TIIE BLOOD,
Imparting
NURTURE TO THE SYSTEM*
Tone to the Stomach,
ind s Healthy Action of the Liver, Kiln eye,
Secretive sod Excretive driest.
A DYING ZOUAVE
Lav breafhing his last on the batMefield, hie
companions surged on an-3 left him alone.—
They knew rbe cause of his approaching end —
it was the deadly beHet, No friendly voice
could cheer him to life—no human skill could
save him.
Thousands of Precious Lives
are to-djv as rapidly sinking and a* eurely
tottering on to an untimely end, in Suffering,
Agony. Wretchedness, and Ignorance uf tbe
cause which
bYMPrOMSOF LIVER COMPLVTNT AND
OF SOME nF TIIO-E DISEASES
?KODUoED BY IT-
A sallow or yellow color of the skin, or yel
lowish-brown spots on the feci and otlur parts
of the bodv ; dutne*s mid d>owfcineM, some
time-* headache-; hitter or bad tust* in the
month, internal heat; in mans enses a dry.
teasing cong‘»; u'/steady appeiite; sometimes
snur stomai-h. with a raiding of th- food; a
bloa.ed or full feeling ah -ut the dtomach and
si-fea; aggravating pain-* in thi sides, b ick, or
breast, and abo*it th# shoulders; eon*tipatitm
of the bowels; piles, flatulence, coldness of
the extremities, etc.
KOSKOO!
Is a remedy of Wonderful Efficacy in the erfre
of di-«Ni.«es of the Kidney's and Bind ier. In
’these Affections it is ns near a specific ns any
remedy can be. It do-# its work kindly, si
lently and -urelv. The kemes which it affords
8 both certain ao;! perceptible.
DISEASES OF ’HIE Kl DN’EYd AND BLAD-
j>nt,
Persons nnacqnainled with the •frncfnre
and functions ol th*- Kidney* cam ot estimate
the importance of th hi* healthy action.
lieg'ilar mid sufficient action of the Kidneys
it as liftjMirtknt, nay. evfu more so. than regu
larity of the how<*l*. The Kidneys remove
from the B odd thru* effete matters which, if
permitted to rent tin, would rpeedilj destroy
life. A total 80>*p«iigiop of the urinary dis
charg-s will occasion death from thirty-*ix to
forty-eight hours.
When the Urine is v»»ided in small quanti
ties at the lime, or when h-re is a disposition
to Orta *le more freq »en»ly tha » • natural, or
trheti lb« Urinj is hi^fi colored or sc dliiig
with weakness in the small of the back, it
siioul-i not be trifled witli or delayed ; but
Ko-k 'o eiioiild be taken at o ce lo rertl --Jy the
difficulty, t>ef»re a lesion of.tTie orgms takes*
place. >lo.-*t of the dis-afiCS Of the Bladdvr
originate from those of the Kidneys, the Urine
bei g imperfectly secreted in the Kidneys,
prove irri ating to the Biadder and Utthiry
pa-sages. When w« recollect that medicine
never reaches the Kidneys except through the
general circulation of ti e Blood, we see ho
necessary it is to keep the Foiiutaiu of Life
Pure.
Seieoce can arts»t And asiiaga.
Nourish into new Life and Vigor,
And caus-j the Bloom of Health
To dance once more upon thsir with ere 1 Cheeks.
DISEASE, LIKE A THIEF/
Steal**Upon its victirtis unawares, and before
they are aware of it? attack, plants itself firm
ly in the system, and through neglect or inat
tention becomes seated, and defies all ordinary
or tempot ary treatment to lelinquieh its mef-
wleas gnep.
Do Yoft Know the Cfttne of
The wasted form -the hollow cheek ?
The withered face—the sallow complexion 1
The feabte vnia -the sunken, glamy eye ?
The emaciated form—file trembling frame 1
The trescherous pimple—the torturing sore 1
The repulsive eruption—the i a flamed eye t
The imjiled fees —the rough colorless skin 1
and debilitating rfilmeuta of the present age^
The answer fe rim pi?, and Covers the whole
ground in all its phazes viz: the
FANGS OF DISEASE
AND
HEREDITARY TAINT
Are firmly fixed in th.
fountain of life—the BloocN
TiJE
Indiscriminate Vaccination
during the late war, with diseased Lymph hah
TAINTED THE BEST BLOOD
In the entire lind. It has planted Ihe germ of
the most melancholy disease in the vcina of
men. w6mpn and children on all aidea, and
uoihiug'ihort of
A HEROIC REMEBY
will Eradicate it root and branch, ferever.
Such a Remedy is
HENRY’S
CARBOLIC
CONSTITUTION
RENOVATOR.
KOSKOO!
Artema* Ward unco lerit money.
Ha thus recount* tbe transaction : ‘A
j'l-ntleinunly friend of mine came to me
one day wiili tear* in hi* eyes. I said,
'VVhy these weep* ?' He said he had a
mortgage on hia farm, arid wanted lo
hoi row 1200. I lent him the money,
and he went away. 8on>e lime after
he returned, with more tear*. He said
he ntnat leave nie forever. I ventured
to remind him of the R'200 he borrowed
He was innch cut up. t thought I
would not be hard upon him—no I told
hyp I would throw off $100. He
brightened; *h<inh his head, aiid Said,
'Old friend, I won't allow you to Outdo
me in liberality—I'll throw off the other
hundred.’ And tbu* he discharged the
debt.
W Most of thre shadow* that cross
n»r path through life me eaoeed by our
elaodin^ iu oor own light.
meets witfi aaxAT goccess in the c*sa of
DI-BA-ES (}? TUE NKRVUU8 SYSTEM.
Anine-truths of our people suffer from
n^rvun-* exhaustion, a d are therefore, litble
to iu c-»nc-*mit*nt evils of men fnl depreadoa
contused nleas. softening of the brain, insanity,
and eornpfefe breaking down of the geii--nii
hmlih. TDousands are •offering ttnlay wnb
brokm-d'»wn nervous sysifins, and, unfortu-
«ia»ely, tblmbco. * I- ubol. lat* h»»u*8 ov#r-*Work,
(ramul an.l ph>rival.) t»v causing diJeases of
the nervous .-ysteiu to iucreaao at a fearful ra
tio.
The symptoms to which disease* cf the nerv
ous system give rise; ftav K# stated as follows :
A dull, heavy feeling in the Head, sometimes
more or !-*a »evere •ain or headache; Period
ical Hfadnche, Dio >e^s, Noigtn or liinging in
the II *aJ, Coifu-ioii of Ideas; lemp-rary
Loss of Al emery ; ])»-j-etioii of Spirits : Start
ing during Sfeep ; B**d Dreams ; Hesitation in
\ii wiring Qie-itions; Dulnesa of Beating;
Twiichn g of the Face, Arm#, etc., which, if cot
promptly treated, lea to Pa- alysis. Delirium,
luaauity. luipoteuey, Apop!»xy, etc., et #.
H0SK00!
Is NOT a secret qnnek reraedv. FORMULA
around eicb botlfe. Reconmrerpled by tbe
beat Pbyshriaxi-, eminent ££vi.>ea, Editor#,
Dtuggist#. Merchants, eU.
Th* Best a»d Most Ptwotai IffaDTctx* vt Fa*.
Wlf tEKO OJftT *T
J. J. LAWRENCE, IVL D„
ORGANIC CHEMIST.
Laboratory and USk«, So. 6 Rim St.,
AVREOIK. VA.
Price—ONE DOLL Alt TER BOTTLK .
for aale by Drug; a^ everywlWrr
Barl7-fia
Ox reaching thr Stomaot, it auinuTates at
once wiib ihe food and IT^nids therein, ami
from the uiotnent it parses into the Blood, it at
tack* disease at its fountain head, iu its germ
snd maturity, and dissipates it through th# av
enues of the organs with unerring eertaiuty.
•ind sends new and pure Blood bouoding
through every artery and vein.
The tuber rales of Scrofula that sometime*
flourish and stud ihe inner coating of tH# aV
do»n<*n. like kernels of corn, are withered, dia-
solv^d atid eradicated nnd the diseased psrtr
nourished into Hie. The Torpid Liver and **-
active Kidneys are stimulated to a healthy se
cretion. and their natural functions restored ler
renewed health and activity.
Its action upon the blood, fluids of th# bady,
and Glandular System, sre
tonic. Purifying and disotectamt.
At its touch, disease droops, dies, and th# via-*
tici of its violence, as it were,
LEAPS TO NEW LIFE.
It Relieves the entire system of Paiaa and
Ach‘S. enlivens the spirits, aud impart* a
Sparkling bright:esi t8 life Eytj
A rosy glow to the Cheek*
A ruby ti go to the Lip,
A dearness to ths Head*
A brightness to ths Campliiidu*
A buoyancy to the Spirits.
And happineai on aft ri^ea.
Thousands have been rescued from th# verge
of tl e gn*ve by its Limely use.
This Remedy is now offered to tb# publi#
With the nlo?t Aolrmn assuranc# of ita intrinsic
mediciu xl Vii tues, and powerful Healing pr#p—
eitica.
. „ Foa old Amcnoas or to*
Kidneys, Retention of Urta*^
And Diwases of Women and Oiilfrm.
Nervous Prostration, ^eakness^ General Lassi
tude, and Loaa of Appetite, it is- unsurpassed.
It extinguishes
Affecfc ons of the Bones. Hsb.tnal Costirrn##s,
Dis*‘sses of the Kidneys, Dyrpepaisv
Erysipslis. Female irrrg ilarities,. H*-.
tula. aP Skin Drseases. Liver
Complaint, ^digestion, Piles,
Pulmonary Diseases, Con
sumption, Scrofula
•r King’s EviL
By p*hifl4s.
Prepared
Cl
Prof. M. E. HENRY*
DIRECTOR-GENERAL
o* SHI
BKRL.IN HOSPITAL.
M. A, L. h. D„ T. *. 8.
HENRY &
^ Projjrfrtors.
Utiorafery, *78 Prarl Street
PoK-Office Box, 6tfi, Nie Toe*.
mr cofsmvTios benovaioh u rt
per boul., .ii Iwttiea for $5. Sent aavekere
on receipt of price. P.tieiite «re re*mte4 t.
correwajod confidentially. .n<J ,, D l, w ii, l.
(Bade l»v feUocriap mail. ' ~
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