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The old maosita in his eaay chair,
Slumbering tbe momenta away,
Dreaming a dream that Ia.aH hla won,
On bit gUdaome, peaceful day!
Ills children bare gathered from far and
Bis cbildrrn’a children beside—
And merry voices are echoing through
Tbe “Homestead’a" ball to wide.
But far away in tbe yean long Sown
Grandfather Uvea again ;
And bia heart forgets that It ever knew
A shadow of grief and psin,
For be *ws bia wile at be «aw oer then—
A matron homely and fair,
With her children gathered aronnd bit
board,
And never a vacant chair.
Ob ! happy this dream of tbe•' Auld
Syne,”
Of tbe years long slipped away l
And the old man's lips have gathered a
■mile.
And bis heart grows young and gay.
But a kiss falls gently upon bis brow
From bis daughter’s lipa to true ;
“Dinner it ready, and, father dear,
We are on.y waiting for you.”
The old man wakes at his daughter’s call,
And be looks at tbe table near—
“There’s one of ns mining, my child,” he
says,
“We will wait till motbcrils here.”
There are tears in tbe rjn of bis ofcUtlren
then,
As they gsze on an empty chair ;
For many a lonely year bus passed
Since •'mother” sat with them there.
But the old man pleads still wistfully :
• We must wait lor mother, you know !*’
And there let him rest in his old arm-chair
Till the sun at last sinks low ;
Then, leaving n smile for the children here,
He turnj from the earth away,
And hud gone with “mother” beyond tbe
skies,
With the close ot the quiet day.
Pearls of Thought.
Hope it tlio brig!,teal star in the
firmament of youth.
ho knowH most, gritvts
most for wasted time.
Moderation ia the silken airing
nning through tho pearl ch-iin of
I virtues.
A friend cannot ha known in
] prosperity, and an enemy cannot
j be hid in’wdvcrsity.
Tho gratitude of moat men is
hut a secret tleuiio of receiving
greutor henr-tits.
Humility is u virtue all preach,
none ptuetice, and yet everybody
is content to hear
A philosopher being a«kod to
deti..o u quarrel, trnid : ‘'ll is usu
ally the termination ol s miautider-
standing.”
Only that is truly beautiful
which either has within it the ele
ment of growth, or suggests vital
energy ss its cause. We cannot
be too much on our guard against
reactions, lost we rush from one
fault lulo aoolbor contrary
fault.
If we did but know how little
some enjoy of the great thinga
they possess, thore would not be
much envy in the world.
He who swims security down
tbe stream of self confidence is in
dangt-r of being drowned in tbe
whirlpool of presumption.
The pleasantest things in the
world are pleaaant thoughts, and
tho greatest art In life is to have
as many of them as possible.
We must distinguish between
felicity and prosperity, for pros,
perily leads often to ambition, and
ambition to disappointment.
One of the best rules in confer*
••lion >■. never to j a y a ii,j n g
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The Wrecker's Daughter.
nr u. crossb farlby.
‘•You hear that, do you, tnaAm?”
asked the old coast guard la a low
tone, as the fitful sound stole over
the roiling water. "It is an omen
of evil, and we must heed it, W6
must return at once."
“Pshaw l n I exclaimed, careless
ly. “How superstitious you coast
people are. I would not misa this
sunaet for anything. It is only
the simple tolling of a bell some
where uear us that you hear.”
- The old man glanced uneasily
off over the glittering waves. Far
away, small clouds bogan to pile
themselves up in a long blaok line
against the horizon, and a flock of
gulls, that had been idly floating
io the sir, now wont circling and
wheeling and screaming over tho
broad expause ot troublod sea
around us.
"For sixty years, madam," he
retorted, with a sort of nervous
determination, ‘Tvo lived on this
coast, sod I know by this time
that, whon tho toil of that bell ia
heard, there is sure to be trouble
on the sea."
"Nonaento !" laid I, laugh
ing "I'll risk it if you wi'l."
He shook his head.
"No, no. God forbid it !" he
said, turning the boat about and
making for the shore. “Terrible
things have happened here, and if
there was not a cloud in sight nor
the ghost of a sigh in the breeze,
yet if that beii tolled I should
make for a info haven. It means
trouble, storm end shipwreck.”
And the obstinate old man
shook his grizzled head with a
gravity that impressed me, in spite
of my disappointment. Tho wind,
which had been gradually risine as
he spoke, now canio in uneasy
goals up«<n tho waters, piling tho
waves up highor and making our
frail boat rock ns if it wero be
witched, while above the tremu
lous roar of tho sea and the shrill
scream of the gulls, at they swept
in eddying circles over our l ends,
came the measured stroke of tho
mysterious hell.
"It is St Quentyn’a,” add the
obi man, in an awed tone, ns if in
reply to niy mule query.
"Not St. Qiicntyn** oo the*
Point," exclaimed 1, in astonish-
mcot. “Why, man,y- u’ro crazy,
St. Queotyn's is only an old ruin,
I saw it yesterday, and nothing
much ia left of it save the tower,
and even that is crumbling down.
Ths hell itself is covered with rust
><nd look* ss if it hadn't been rung
ia a century.”
“It is the eanio, howevor,” ho
persisted, as he tent the boat for*
ward with long etrokes.
“It is that which warns us. No
man pulls the rope, indeed, there
is no rope to pull; no one is ever
seen about tho ruin, yet, surely as
a great storm comes up, you may
hear that bell toll., It hae been so
through my time, and my father's
time before me, and for years lie-
foro that. St. Quentyn's bed is
hauoteff, ma'am, And has been, so
the story goes, since the time of
Wolfgang, tho wrecker, a hundred
years ago."
I laughed at this piece of news.
Haunted things, I did not believe
in, much lees, a reputed “haunted
(ablished themselves and engaged
in tbe wioked business of alluring
ships to this beaoh, for the sake ot
plundering them. Many the etrong
vessel that, attracted by the bea
con fires lighted nn St. Quentyn's
Point, has gone to pieces on the
hidden rooks, and Wolfgang and
bia free-booters, grew rich aud
powerful on the spoils. Well, af>
ter a time, there came along a
Spanish galleon, driven out of her
course by adverse winds, and with
the doubloons and bars of gold,
and chests of silks, with which
she was loaded, was a greater
treasuro to the mind of tbe wreck
er chief, than all else put togethor.
The daughter of a rich old Span*
ish Don, was a passenger on the
luckless ship, sod fell n prey to the
rapacious freebooter.
For the first time, he felt bis
bosom filled with the torturing fires
of love, and he conducted his
wooing in tho bold, tempestuous
fashion, natural to him.
At St. Quentyn's, then, lived a
pioua priest, and when the unhap*
py dona discovered tho fate in
store for her, sho full upon her
knees and prnyod Wolfgang to
•and for him and have the marri
age soleraniz.-d according to the
torms of her church.
Nothing loth, ho complied with
her request; and so, clothed in
costly apparel and spurkling with
jt-wels, one fine morning the Span
ish gitl found heiHclf honoiuhly
married to the robber king. In
little more than a your, however,
the lady died, leaving a little
daughter, and rxuctiug with her
last breath a vow from tho chief
that tho little one shoold he sont
to a convent aud reared in igno-
rtin.o of her father's ocaupa
lion.
Wolfgang passionately loved his
wile, nnd the promise was faithful
ly carried out. The infant was sent
to Franco, and tliero was carefully
nurtured and roared in ooo of tho
■t celebrated convents. Sho
grow to ntaindoulioud in tliut fa
vored hind endowed with n glori
ous beauty end a gentlo, loving
disposition that was at the samo
lime the wonder and udmration
of hor associates. At the age of
17 sho was taken front the convent,
and,through tho influence of a
friend of her folher, a homo was
secured for hor, for a time, in the
family of a wealthy nobleman in
her native county. She was a
reputed hoiress, and suitors flock
ed shout her, altraokod by hor
wonderful bcuuty,^br gigleluss
manners and her fabulous rtahes.
At stated intervals, clothed in
splendid attire, Wolfgang visited
his child, lavishing upon her all
the lovo of Ids barbarous naturo.
For his child nothing was too
good, and lie poured out his gold
in unstinted measure. And she
deserved ii all. Though clothed
in magnificont array and endowed
by heaven wits almost unearthly
loveliness of face and form, her
heart was kept unspotted from tbe
world. 8ho succored the poor and
the needy, and the fame of her
goodness went through the land.
The stern old robber chief, bear*
ing the laudations lavished upon
bis child, grew still moro proud
and fond of her, and guarded from
her knowledge with sedulous care
the secret of Ms dreadful occupa*
tion.
Aod sf>* worshiped him. 6*e- |
bell." StUI ( J could not deny, | ing her father only at long iMer*
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said.
' Only one mother," read Jim*
my Tuffboy, sa he glanced at tha
beadliee in a newspaper. “1
should think that it was enough.
How a fellow would catch it if
be had two mother*! Two lick-
iigi where I got one now, both
ears pulled at tbe same lame, go
without my supper twice in cue
day, sent on two errands in two
difiisrent directions at tbe tame
tme! Well, I can't ba too tbaok
folded ain't a Mormon.
Tha small boy onravela tbe an
cient stocking to secure yarn with
which te make a base ball. When
he bee the bell made, be eutt tbe
leg off bis father’s boots to
moke a coVer of; end when thb pa
rent dicovers tbe liberty takett
with bfo boot, the small boy wisi.ee
be had need it as a lining for bli
trouesm.
that it was verj •fog;'- oi tne old
ruet-oovared bell at 8t. Quentyn's,
wbiob I had seen me day before
swinging, high up in tbe ruined
boifry of wbst onoe bad been a
monastery, eboold sound a note of
wanting to msrioers upon tbe
•ea.
“You shall tell me the atory,” I
said, "if wa ever reach the shore
again. It most be worth bearing
even if I do not quite believe its
genninenres."
As the frail bark leaped on the
creet of a were to tsfe landing on
the graveled beach, a flash of
lightning, followed by a peal of
tbtftder, told that the storm was
indeed open us.
A little later, with tbe thunder
ol tbe sek ringing in my ears, I lis
tened to the stbty of Su Queotyn'e
•on theiPdir.t.
It wni bare; do ibis bdsst, more
thin a hundred years eifa if ottr
dites are correct, began the otd
ex-tinabt guard, that Wynderl
Wolfgang aod bke bknd of rovers sa*
vals, and encouraged by him in
tha dispensation of her charities,
enjoying his society «»oly when he
was in his best and gentlest moods,
ths Lady Chnstob*! grew to wo*
manhood, believing him to be the
best and great eat of men.
8he went nbout doing good.—
Emulating tbe oxtmple of the
gentle Nasareuo, she left the
crowded city and want into the by
ways and forgotten places.
In this manner, quite unknown
t»’Wolfgang, she nnconsoiously
made her way to Su Quentyn’s.
Tbe bsmlet then, as now, was
hut a collection of rode hate—tbe
sb'tdo of e still ruder people.—
None knew her to be tbe daughter
of their terrible chief, and ehe
labored among them end other
wise endeavoring to alleviate the
distress she saw on every side!
Wolfgang hiraaslf, with some of
his molt Valued followers, was
aWay bn a journty, when btl
daughter cattoe to Br. Quentyn’s.
Bo there was Bone to oppose bet
io her work for the salvation of
souls. It was at this time that
•he caused tbe bell to be rung in
the old monastry; tbe bell which,
•inee the awful tragedy enaoted
there a Uttle later, has never ceased
to tend out its solemn warning
whenever there ie to be sny severe
itorm upon the sea.
It was there, high upon that
rooky headland, io ths very shadow
of tho ruined monaitery—a ruin
almost as great then ns now, that
the beaoon fires were lighted by
tbe wreokere to entioe the whips
upon the sunken rooks.
The Lady Christobel saw with
horror what tho real occupation of
tbe people was, by tbo frantic har
rying to and fro, the many anxious
eyes turned seaward, and, above
all, the low half-muttsred words
whloh inadvertantly osoaped tbeir
lips whenevor a ship’s sails showed
themselves in sight.
To turn them frum the wioked*
es of their ways, sho strovo with
mind and soul; but it was with a
sick heart that sho discovered the
lawless wrookerB acknowledged a
superior authority in the com
mands of their ferocious chief, a
being to hor, Urrible and dread.
Thero canio, at this ttmo, one of
those sudden, unaccountable hurs
riosne*, which, swooping tho sea,
hurl ships and people into noth
ingness in tho twinkling of an eyo.
8lio saw preparations going on
i the shore that bodied no good
for any vessel left afloat by the
storm, and she determined that no
far ns lay in her power she would
succor the helpless. Night votlled
sullenly over the troubled waters.
Tho wreckers begun to move more
quickly to and lr<> on the beach,
and, sadder than all, there pealed
out over tho sou tho sound of the
minute gun—the signal of a ship
in* distress.
Once, twice, thrice, the thunder,
ons gun sunt its messsgo upon the
air. From hor small retreat the
Lady Chriatobo! peered dimly over
tho broad expanso of shore, and
saw the glancing torches of the
wreckers ns they engaged in ooun
oil on tho beach.
"Light up the bacon fires," roar
ed a siraugoly.familiar voice,
tho commanding tone of one accus
turned to authority. “Light th
great fire on St. Quentyn’s Point.”
The girl shook as if with ao
ague fit.
"It cannot—cannot be,” she
cried with white lips.
A wrecker's wife stood stating
out through the darkoers, every
musclo strained to Its utmost ten
sion with the excitement of the
mnmont.
"It Is stone," she laughed, clasp
ing hor hands lightly together.
'Look, my lady, how beaatifnlly
they are burning."
Chrisloboi shook her arm rough
ly-
For the love of God, woman,"
sho exclaimed, ia a voico of agony,
"go you among those wretched
men, and tell them I forbid it. It
is murder they are trying to do."
The wreoker’f wife cowered
before tho biasing eyes of tho girl.
"I dare not/* she said, ‘It would
avail nothing, for thoy have higher
orders than yours,"
"Oh, pitying heaven 1" cried
Christobel, "then will we go, snd
scatter tbo burning brands our
selves? Away—sway, there is
no time to lose in idle word*.’’
“I cannot, I esnnot 1" ’
Christobel threw hastily a long
blaok wrap about her figure, and
seised a wooden vessel, used among
the humble people, *for carrying
water, "But I command you," she
cried, “bear me, woman, tbe
daughter of Wolfgang, must be
obeyed." *
The woman shuddered. •
'* But 1 must not go, my life
would be tbe forfeit. Do you tint
know, my Lsdy, that it ie tbe
great Wolfgang himself, who or*
dere the lighting of the baeon fires.
To extinguish them, U to be guilty
of treason.”
At the msstioo ef her father's
name, the girl tank, as if she bad
been straok to tbe heart.
“There ia bet one Wolfgang,
wQtllaO "aho said, ie a hollow
voloe. *Jt cannot be Wyndtrt
Wolfgang—my father."
The wrecker's wife b^wed tow
before her. ,
“He Is oUr chief, mjr Lady,” she
bald simply, then; suddenly,
with a food *ai!, she sank upon
her knees.
"But my tubgne bath lost me
my head, my Lady," she went. “I
have told tbe chiefs secret, and
my children will be motherless if
you bstrsy me to your father.—
Have pity—ob, bare merey upon
mel"
But Christobel did not heed her.
She sat motionless—a dumb, frozsn
horror eeeming to chain ber to her
•eat*
rise upon him and kill him with
their cutlasies.
Foaming with rage and vexation
the chief pace the sands, waitingd
for the cry which he knew would
herald the success of Ills lieuten
ant In esrrying out tbs scheme.
He had not long to watte. They
had purposely used a large bundle
(* of pine knots thetbird time, and the
“My father, Wolfgang the ehief blazing pile loon threw its wery
of the wreckers at St. Quon'.yn's
Point," sbe said over and over
again, in a terrible monotono,
more dreadful to her bearer than
tbe wildest shrieks oould have
been.
“My father a robber—a wrecker
—a murderer I Oh, Thou God of
my mother 1 who lotteit me hear
this thing and live!"
Pardon me, my Lady," sobbed
the still kneeling woman, as she
clutched the hem of Christobei'a
robe. "It is a terrible mistake; I
did oot mean to tell.
The young girl shook tho wo
man's hand from her garments.
Her large blue eyes shone with an
unearthly lustre, and her white
faoe gleamed like a star from the
masses of yellow hair that floated
unoonfiiied about hor head.
"I go to the sacrifice,” she breath
ed, in an almost inaudable tone.
"Oh, mother to heaven, be thou
my guide nnd my stay !"
A minute later and she had
stepped over the threshold, and
disappeared in-tho faslsiocreaiing
darkness.
Hastily making her way to St.
Quontya's Point, she reached that
place just in lime to aeo the fag
gots ignitod by one of the torch
lights. The men only stopped
long enougo to seo that it would
burn, and then went on their way
to execute aome further order of
their chief.
' Wolfgang bimselt wav now upon
the bench, doling out liquor to his
chosen followers, und watching
with a pmciiced eyo tho long,
lance like tongues of flame that
now began to leap up in tho dark*
uoss of the night.
“Pilo on moro fuel, my ineu,”
he cried, ua another roar from tbe
ship's gun came rolling over the
water. "Pile op those faggots
higher. Oh, but it is a brave light
those sailors shall havo to go to
bed by I” bs sboutod, as tbe stream
ing firos soon throw in plain roiief
the atrange fsnlastio shadows of
tho wreokers oo the shore.
He threw a glance in tho direc
tion of the old monastry. Again
ho roared; this time in angor:
"Light tho great fire on St.
Quentyn's Point !' #
"It was done, my chief,” said a
voico at his side. "I myself Ut
the faggots with my torch.”
"Thon, by my beard!” cried
Wolfgang, haughtily, “it was not
well done. Thero is not the ghost
of a spark tbsro, as you can see
for yourself."
“Strange!” muttorod his liea<
tenant, hurrying away. “I never
•aw a batter prospect for a fire
than when I was there, a few min<
utes ago."
Taking a comrade, ha hurried
to the point. What was hit sur
prise to And tha embora extin<
guiahed, and the faggoia oarefully
scattered, far and wido.
Hastily rearranging them, be
again ignited tho dry wood, and
watching it until it burned ap olear
and bright, he rotorned aud re
ported tbe oiroumstanoe to bia
diisf. Wolfgang listened with a
lowering brow.
While they were still watobing
the flsmea that had now begun to
start up from St. Qaeutyn'a Point,
they were astonished to see them
go out.
Wolfgang swore a torriblc oath,
as ha beheld tbe extinguishment of
the most prominent beaoon fire,
“Ho, there 1" ba shouted,
hoarsely; “a traitor tampers with
the signal lights. Go, you, my
faithful men, sad mate him out
tbe doom he has courted aud which
be riohly
At different poluta the fires were
as suddenly and mysteriously
quenched, Wolfgasg strode along
tbe beach, exciting tbe wreckers
to iitimeditoe action. Four of bit
blast trttsty followers were secret
ly to steal tip to 8t Quentyn's
Point, und alter replenishing the
firs, was to retire tiantfoosly Into
tbe thteketi, and upon tbe first
ktiolfon ot tbe anknown eaemy to
deatory tha flams#, they Ware to
tongues far up in the inky sky,
lighting the old monastery with
a wetrod effect.
Ho tiring into the dense shadows,
they watchod for their prey,
Soon a slim, dark figuro, with a
iaro wooden vessel in its hands,
approached, aod, throwing the
contents of the samo quickly on
tho blazing nine*, proceeded to
settlor tho imokinc brands.
Then there was a rush a single,
awful shriek, and tbe cry of *'0h,
myfiilhei!” poslod Out on tho
night air, high above the roar of
iho sea and tho sound ot the
breakers beating on the shoro
Tiie wrotched father recognized
that terrible death*cry.
In the traitor slain by the wan
ing fire ho found his child, the
Lady Christobel. Limp, motion
less and white, she lay upon the
wet earth, the blood oozing from a
gaping wound in the neck in
streams that congoalod beside her.
“My child, my child!” groaned
Wolfgang, in ao agony of frerzied
grief, lifting the lifeless from in
his strong arms. "What have I
done, wretch that I nm?”
While ho stood lavishing his in.
sane otrerses upou tho do id faco
of his daughter, the great bell nt
St. Quentyn's commenced to toil.
As its measured stroke fell slowly
and mournfully on his ear, it seem
ed to him that it was this accusing
voice of his murdered daughter.
With n mad cry, he smoto his
breast with his hands.
“Let me die,” ho said, in a voice
so hoarso and choked that his fol
lowers did not rocoguizo it.
"I havo killed an angol; let me
di«j!" and, with a torriblc bound,
ho leaped from tho headland into
tho aes.
.Through all that night, and for
days and nights to oomo, St.
Quentyn's bell tolled slowly, sadly
solomnly—toiled the funernl knell
of tho fair young Christobel. The
wreckors, livening to Its awful
sound, grew superstitious and
Miroid, and gradually abandoned
their hamlet, seeking other haunts,
and it was only when wrecking,
as a busintss, was given up, that
tho bell cossed tolling continuous
ly. But, regularly, on the ap<
proaoh of a great storm, it still
sends out its warning voico.
For sixty years, I havo beard it
as you did this afternoon, and my
father, who lived to the very great
age of 00 yoars, ssid he had been
guarded by its warnings through
bis titne, nnd tt was generally
believed in by bis peoplo before
him.
Though eoTored with rust, and
with no opperlunity for lawless
hands to issob it, providing there
wore persons who cared to do it,
so, St. Quentyo's still lolls, •• in
tbs days when I beard the tale for
the first time from tbe lipe of my
grand airs.
* * * e see
A long alienee followed the cons
elusion of tho old coast-guard's
•tosf. The sea still thundered its
mighty voice in my ears, and tbe
wind tore madly around tbe dil
apidated town, makiog Its time
worn walls tremblo in tho blast.
It seemed as if I again beheld tbe
rusty, weather worn bell twinging
•lowly to aod fro in tbe ruined
tower et 8t. Quentyn’s sending
out its solemn, unearthly protest to
the wind*? the waves end tbe
storms.
“What is tbe next thing to a
dude?" was asked in a fashionable
parlor last night. One lady an%
a wared an ape, another an ou rang-
outang, but when a little girl
said the nest thing to a dude ts bia
undershirt the eubjeot was aoddeo-
ly dropped. *
Tbo dude in Kentucky: “Do
you see that young man gofag
along there?** “Yto, what df ft?"
“Ila'a got girl oti thti brain."
‘Ah, judging from bia appearance
tbo girl must have a soft riL* tr cJ
Adam was not a polygomist. aU
(bough in bis day, ho married nit
the women in tha urorlik
How to Foretell Weather*.
We produce the following aim*
pie rules, because sny one with n
•light effort onn memoriae them
and will find them interesting niid ‘
perhaps of great profit:
The Farmers Club of the Amer
ican Institute has issued the fol*
lowing rules for foretelling the
weather. If farmers and others
whose basilicas is out]|door» # and
depends upon the weather, will
study them closely they will bo,
able to guess the weather more
accurately than Wiggius or Yen*
nor.
1. When the temperature falls
suddenly there is a storm forming
south of you.
2. When tho temperature rises
suddenly there is a storm forming
north of you.
3. Tho wind always blows from
a region of fair weather toward n
region where a storm is forming.
4. Cirrus clouds always movq
from a region where a storm ia ia
progress to a region of fair weath*
5. Cumulus clouds always move
from a region of fair weather to t
region where a storm is furmlog.
6. Where cirrus clouds are mov
ing rapidly from the north or
northoast thero will be rain inside
ot twenty-tour hours, no mattor
how cold it ia
7. When cirrus clouds are mov
ing rapidly from the south or
southeast thel'e will be * cold rain
storm on iho morrow, if it ba in
summer, snd If it bo in winter
there will be a snow storm.
8. The wind always blows In a
circlo around a storm, and when it
blows from tbe north the heavleet
rain is east of you; if It blows from
the south the beaviost rain is wett
ot you; if it blows from tbe east
the heaviest rain is south; If it
blows from tbo west the heaviest
ruin is north of yon.
9. Tho wind never blows unless
rain or inow ia fulling within one
thoesand miles of you.
10. Whenover heavy whits frost
occurs a storm is forming within
thousand miios north or north
west of you,
A young politician explained the
tattered condition of hia trow sera
to hie father by stating that be
was sitting under an apple tree
enjoying himself, when the farttf-
or's dog cs me afong and contested
his seat.
A man looking over bia weak,
which the laundress had jo.t
brought home, nmurktd that h.
could very #ell uoderMud bov
hie aether germ.au might;drrfak
ap, but what puzzled him poet
was how the rufflet grew oo .well
Ao Altb.m* mao b.i applied to
the n-.n.ger. of the Kentucky
State Fair (or ptrmiutoo te eZhib-
it hie little girl, three end • hilt
yc»r« old. She bu three teperat.
end dUtioot tongue., th. two un til
er being bene.th theme), on. wd
•tucked to It near th. root.
A roiled Mrew may b* Willy
removed U heel 1. applied to it.
bead* Which may b. readily dan.
with * rad hot kitchen poker.
A .cl.Btlto anthoritYti.Mltk.1
lucoeealre cropping o( th. aoil
with on. grtiaUrwd. each low*
encmlw w the w.vU wd' Cutimi
*r> , .• • t
la th. forct bed. new tb. dtitt
of tb. Uiniuippi*r* fou.doyprw.
trank, twenty-five feet in dUnw.
ter end on. oonttinlng 6,700 go-
owl ring.. .
A Mexican lady of rank bu ktir
two end . btif yard* Iwg. 8b.
wemr. it In two braid., bw i jpggo
to wiry tbi i.di if til ,»<■ •
train. ■ I • •: -*ii»
When traveling oo krailroad H
hwldlbat lyfag with tbo kwd
toward the wgio.will oftn : oat.
Opnprwwd p»p«f
now road*, and trai "
parlor to Iron ar t
th.pragrwae' *"
Than’, o pr.lt, girDo^
lot who bWWSw dwthlj
•b< MU io. era.*, end Ike .mm
ber ot rammer beaux thto girl hfti
l»wotwbtog.wftitowotwtplti».
A Dtwdeo iriirt bw M* a \
w.tob entirely of peper, which
keep# good thw' '