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THE CUTHBERT APPEAL.
By J. P. SAWTELL.]
OUR PLATFORM i "FEAR THE LORO, TELL THE TRUTH. AND MAKE MONEY.”
[Terms: tl SO in Advance.
vol. xvin.
CUTHBERT, GA., FRIDAY, JANUARY 25, 1884.
NO. 4
THE APPEAL
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What recks be, tbongb, of Wend or foe,
la this, bis hut retreat?
Wbst cares be now for praise or blame,
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But far off, ’oeatb Southern sky,
Some fond heart tells hi* etory—
Of how he fought, sod fell, sod died,
When war'e red path was gory.
O’er many a lonely bear! and borne
War's gloomy pall falls yet,
And wake* at McmYy’s sbrioe again
Remembrance and regret.
While standing by that unknown grave,
Sad thoughts on Uem'ry crowd;
Back from the battle’s bloody trench,
Back Horn their gory abroad,
Come phantom forms from out the pact,
With grim and gory stain,
And on the vision of my sonl
’Pears Shiloh ouco again.
It (brills my soul as on it sweeps,
That day of woe and bate.
When “Battle dropped bis clotted wing”
Above that field ot Kate.
I weep above the Rebel’s grave—
1 deemed it not a shame;
Like bim. my kindred fought and fell—
They bore a Midler’s name.
Why a Rich Man is Like a Fat
Hog.
An old philosophic darkey was
talking one day about rich men
who squeeze their money and bold
on to it till they die, and he re»
marked: “Boss, d t rich man just
like a fat bog in do pen. He no
count till ho die. When fat hog
dioyou scall hiui and oleau him
den dar is spar rib* and backbone,
and bam, and middlin*, and aouto,
and sausage-meat, and lard nnd
chitlins, and ever so many good
things, but while dat hog is in de
pen alive lie ain’t woith notuin’ to
oobedy. Du rich nun who won't
lot out his m >ney is jrst like do fat
bos in de p>*n, hut he bound to
die somt-tlmo-be is dat—and den
all bis kin folks cum in and har
vest, and some get rib, and some
backbone, and some get bam, but
they all get sumthin.”—JJotton
Journal.
Capturing a Desperado.
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■mu. French Vncaland ln*tiuin*nLilMu»ic
sod Art. No extra cbsiucs fur InsttOi-lion
la Cattsthanks. Cfoss hinging amt Penman-
Ala.
Taras amrnie the best, onplirrin* the
advantages afforded. For C*l«logi* or otb
er information, white to th« President.
Rev. HOWARD XT. KEY, A. M.
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international show. London is too
large. I have found out that I
enu't see it if l slay here forever.
ft covers 122 square miles; and
I couldn't get through the streets
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gin palaces and beer shops would,
if put iu a lino, reach seventy*fivo
miles. There are 400.000 gaas
lamps iu its streets. Twenty-so
eu miles of uew streets are added
every year. K/ery day 100,000
strong- r- come into the city, and
125 babits are born. I began to
feel crowded, and shall get out.—
W. A. Croffut.
1884.
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DtSggMl—AIitaeBer.
In the for West, particularly in
the far Southwest, the newly*arrir
ed eetler often finds that be bits
•trange neighbor!—not only In
dians, but white desperadoes, who
are more to be feared than even
Utej and Apacheo.
Two young friend* of mine-
good, steady, New Englandiborn
young men—were *o unfortunate
ob to buy land in the vicinity of an
eipecially-ugly member of tbU out
law fraternity.
These young men bad been
brought np to obey the law, and to
respect the property and wrighti of
their neighbors. They could be
brave enough in the defense of
any just cause, yet they dreaded
and shrank from the use of dead*
ly weapons against a fellowbeing,
from a|keen sense of the sacred
ness of human life, and the crimi
nality involved in such acts.
Such were Gilbert and Oharles
Small. Plain, farm-bred boys,
they had, by steady labor and
economy, saved up a capital of
81,700. With this they bad emi>
grated to Colorado, and started «
small stock-farm, fifteen miles
from Alamosa.
By availing themselves of the
Homcsteud act and the Pre-emp.
lion law, they secured a tract of
S20 acres of land, lying upon a
creek, with a range extending
back over the hills, which was not
likely to be taken by other set
tlers.
At a point a short distance be
low, where a mining-trail passed
them, and where they judged there
would in time bo % railroad, they
built a frame house, which they
opened as a hotel, and in which
they also kept a slock of groceries
For, like many other enterprising
young (migrants, they had an
ambition to found a town and grow
up with iL
Homo eight or ton miles from
them lived a man named Petor
Hergit, who professedly worked a
mins, but whose place really wo* a
rendezvous for renogado “cow
bojs,” and other desperate clmrac
ters of the Jesee James type. It
was intimated that several daring
inin-robberies had here been
planned, and also that "Clate Wal
kei” made it ono of his stopping'
places.
This Wulker was a notorious
gambler and dead shot. Ho was
supposed to bo tho leader of a
band of train robbers, and wan
supposed to bare killed not lot*
than ten men in various affrays.
It was said, too, that occasionally,
when times became too inonoto'
nous because of the lack of excite
ment, be would kill a man “for
fun," just to keep bis band in.
He bad a habit, also, of ridiug
through small towns and camps,
shooting promiscuously at every
body he saw; to keep up the terror
of his name, a matter be appears
to have been vain of.
It will seem well-nigh Inoredible
to pe ipls in the East that such a
man should be allowed to escape
justice and run at large. Such is
the ugly fact, however, in scorn of
cases, owing probably to the cir*
cumstanoe that no officer likes to
attempt the arrest of these despera
does, who generally carry two and
sometimes three heavy revolvers,
and are marvellously quick and
sure of aim.
As an example of the wonder
fully rapid and accurate shooting
of some of these frontiersmen, the
writer remembers teeing a “cow
boy” st Raton, N. M., vide bis
horse at fall gallop past a tele
graph-pole, to which was pinned
the round white cover of a paper-
collar box, and lodge four bells
from his Colt*s pistol in this small
mark while psaalng.
Afterward he entertained us by
throwing np into the air, one efter
another, a handful of pig-nuts,
and cracking each as it fell with a
single bullet. Then bo did the
same thing again, toesing the note
up rapidly aod twirling the revol
ver round bis forefinger after every
Finally, throwing the nuts op
are slowly, he replaced his pistol
io iu sheath at his hip after every
shot, drawing it for each succeed
ing nut, and did not miss one out
of six.
This shows the accuracy and
qoieksesa of aim of many oi these
lawless fellows, and each a marks-
man was Clate Walker; who added
to his reputation, moreover, the
more murderous one of being s
“killer," whloh in the phrase of
this action means a desperado who
will shoot a man upon the least
provocation.
Our two young stockmen had
beard of this border monster, but
their first actual acquaintance
with him began the week after put*
ting up their sigu ot‘*“Small Bros
Hotel and Grocery.
Walker chanced to pass one
morning, and seeing the new s<gn,
reined in his horse, and, by way
of calling the attention of the
landlord to his arrival, drew his
revolver and opened fire on tho
sigh, shooting the first letter 8 to
pieces, Then dismounting, ho
kicked the door open, and ; walk
ing in, demanded a “cock tail ”
* Gilbert, who chanced to bo in
side at the lime, told him civilly
that there was no bar conneotcd
with the house; for, true to their
home principles, the young men
had determined to keep a “tem
perance house”—a greater anoma
ly in the West than many at first
suppose.
“A temperance house !” shouted
Walker, and he vented bis sstons
ishment and disgust in a burst of
oaths and revilings. “No man
shall keep a hotel with nothing to
drink in it in these parts," he said.
“If you don’t have liquor, and
good liquor, too, the next time I
call, I won’t Icavo a whole dish or
a whole bono here !”
And, as a foretaste of what he
would do next time, he kicked
over tho table and smashed three
or four chairs, by way of lea»e-
taking.
With such a customer on their
hands, it is a little wonder that our
two young frionds felt very ill at
case. Still, they were bold raon,
and were determined not to be
bullied into keeping rum; so they
went about their business as usual.
Nothing further was seen of
Walker for a fortnight, when ho
again appeared early one morning,
while Charles was potting break
fast—Gilbert having gouo out to
look after tho cattle, The first
hint that Charles bad of bis visitor
was another volley of shots into
their signboard.
This lime Ciate had shot the
second letter to pieces. It was
apparently his way of knocking.
Immediately he kicked tho door
open os before.
Under the circumstances it is not
vory strange that Charles stepped
nut of a back door at about lira
time and went behind tho corral,
from whence bo hoard Walker fir
ing repeatedly, and making a
great smash inside.
Wben at length the desperado
taken bis departure it was found
tnat ho bad made a complete wreck
of the crockery and furniture, nnd
in the grocery he had helped him
self to tobacco and empted his
revolver at the keroseno barrel,
which, tapped iu half a dozen
places, was dclugiug the floor.
I shall not undertake to say
what the duty of my young friends
was—whether they should have
resisted outrage and defended their
property at the risk of their live*,
or moved away from so dangerous
a neighbor. What they did was
to get out cf sight whenever they
saw Walker coming, and let him
do bi< worst.
It chanced that after a time
•eccnd cousin of my young friends
came West to ace them. Ills name
woe Forney, and be waa then a
student at the military academy at
West Point. I am not sure, how
ever, but he bad juat graduated,
though that does not matter.
lie dropped in opon the Small
brothers quite unexpectedly ono
afternoon, and it ia needless to tay
that they were glad to see him,
and that they pasted a very pleas
ant evening. Nothing waa said
about Walker, for Gilbert and
Charles, baring an boneat pride in
tbelr ranch, were loth to let Lieut.
Gerald know bow badly they were
off In respect fb neighbor*.
The desperado happened to come
along, however, the very next
morning. Charles and Gerald
wan sitting in the dining-room,
wben Gilbert, who bad Men the
gamble coming up the road, sud
denly rushed in,
“Old Clate Walker’s coming I”
be exclaimed. “Pat oat at the
book door 1"
Chula lapel to hit fitet, bat
our young West Poiuter arose
more loisurely, “Who the dickens
is 'Old Clate Walker’?" be asked.
“A regular border terror l A
'killer’" exclaimed Gilbert. “He's
likely to shoot any of ua at tight!
Como on after usl"
“What 1 run out of your own
bouso 1" said Forney, surprised
“Why, what hold has this fellow
on you ?”
“No hold whatever, but he’s
double dyed murderer!" cried
Charles. “You don’t know him
as we do. Come along with as
and get out of his way 1”
“Not 1!” exclaimed Forney,—
who perhaps felt that his military
reputation was at stake. “Take
your two shot-guns and stand
r«*dy in the kitchen. I'll stop
here and see Mr. Walker 1” and he
hurriedly took bis revolver from
his overcoat-pocket, then stepped
to the window behind the desk on
the counter.
With his customary oath, tho
gambler and dead shot kicked open
tho door and strode in. The young
Lieutenant sat on the high-stool
behind the desk, apparently read
ing the newspaper. He did not
look up.
“Hello, you sneak!” shouted
Walker. “Whero are the tender
kids what keeps this blasted tern,
peranco hotel ?”
“I think thej’vo gone out to
hide,” said Forney, carelessly turn
ing his paper. “They said there
was a man- eater, a regular authro*
pophagus, coming, and that they
were going to bido somewhere.”
Walker started. “Well I well! 1
ho ripped out. “If you aiut the
freshest kid I’ve struck in ten
years! Right fr?sh from the East,
en't ye, young feller ?”
“Yes,” said Fornoy, moving tho
paper, “I’m from the East, and
pretty fresh, I suppose. I’m
a young fellow; but I’m a pretty
mco ono.”
“Don’t you givo me any of your
lip l" thundered Walker. “Do
you know who I am?”
“How should I ?" said Forney.
“It’s none of my buxiuoss, I’m
only hero on a visit. I don't care
who you are.”
The bully flushed, stung by the
careless contempt iu Fc rney's tone.
“Suppose,” he muttered, taking a
step toward the counter, while
murderous gleam crept into his
eye, “suppose 1 were to tickle your
Adam's apple with my dirk, what
thea ?’’
“Then I’d shoot you dead for
the scoundrelly hound you are 1”
exclaimed tho young cadet, and
denly presenting his cocked revolv<
er full in Walker's face. “Move
—stir a band, and I’ll shoot you
liko a dog!”
“Tho first man that ever got the
‘drop’ on me l” gasped Walker,
“and you a little whipper-snapper
from the East!”
“No matter what T am," laid
Forney, sternly. “If you move
hand I'll shoot you. Gilbert I
Ctiarlie l”
The two brothers who from the
kitchen, had heard ths above dia*
logue, and were several times on
the point of taking to tbelr heels
out at the back door, now entered,
guns in hand.
“Cover bim, Gilbert,” said For
ney, “Ifbeitirta hand, put i
load of buckshot through him I
Now, Charles, come and take his
pistols and bis knife."
A deep red flush mounted
Walker's lace. Bat he knew tbst
the slightest movement on bis part
would send two oharges of cold
lead through bis body. He grit,
ted his teeth, but stood motionless,
They disarmed bim, then march
ed him out of the door and round
the boose Into the cattle corral in
the rear of it. TbU corral was
bailt of adobe bricks, the wall
being from seven to eight feet high
and inclosing a space about eighty
feet square.
They gave him no chance to get
the start, but kept bim covered
with both gun and pistol constant
ly. They gave him a chair to ait
on, however, aod there he oat all
day, watching the cadet and Gil
bert, and they him, while Charles
rode post-haste to Alamosa to
a warrant for bU arrest
and aommons the Sheriff and hU
ana to take him.
The officers, hearing that io
dangerous a ruffian waa really
waiting their disposal, were not
slow In responding to Charles
Small'* ■tnunooa; nod by 8 o'clock
that afternoon the young Lieuten
ant bad the satisfaction of seeing
the “border terror" taken into
legal custody and matched off to
jail.
But, os U too often the caio in
the West, the prisoner was lynched
instead of being fairly tried and
convicted of bis crimes. Be wa>
taken forcibly from the jail by a
masked party from one of tho
neighboring mining camps, the
third night after being lodged
(here, and hanged without any
form of trial to the nearest tree.—
Youth's Companion.
A Prehistoric Reservoir.
“I’ve seen a good many wondera
ful things in my travels,” said
John Gregg, Commercial traveler,
“but the Walled lake of Iowa rath
er lays over anything I ever saw.
Just imagine a body of water,
covering nearly 3000 acres, with a
wall built up all around it, not a
■tone of which can be less than 100
pounds in weight, and some as
heavy as three tons, and yet there’e
not a stone to bo found within ten
miles of the lake. The wall is ten
feet high, about fifteen feet wide
at the bottom, aud may bo five on
top. The country is prairie land
for miles around, except a belt of
heavy timber that encircles the
lake. This timber is oak, and it is
plain that tho trees were planted
thore. They aro very large. The
belt is probably half a mile wide.
The water in the lake is twenty-
fivo feet deep, as cold as ice, and
as clear as a crystal.
“What I want to know is, who
built that wail ? And how did
they hold tho water back while
they were building it ? And how
did they cart those immense stones
for ten miles? If over you go to
Iowa, don’t fail to visit tho Walled
lake. You’ll find it in Wright
county, ICO miles from Dubuque.
The cars will take you almost to it.”
Upper Amazon Savages,
Philadelphia Evening News.]
Tho latest human novelties that
have been brought to this country
—four Brazilian Botooudo Indians
—aill be added to tho attractions
of the Dimo Museum on December
24. They are supposed to be can.
nibais, and lived on the upper
Amazon. The triio, which had
formerly numbered 800,000, has
been reduced by sickness and the
shotgun to about 4,000. They
naked la tbe woods, and have no
religion and no politics. Fivo of
them were brought Io this country
by Mr. Barnum. They wore throe
womon and two moo. One of the
women whose esrs hod been pierc
ed and enlarged so that they bung
dawn on her shou'ders died of
pneumonia a woek after her arriv.
ml. The four remaining cannibals
aro now beiog exhibited over the
country, Tbe lower lip of one of
the women projects four inches
beyond her chin. A circular piece
of wood separates the lip from tbe
face. The lobes of tbe woman's
ears have irregular bole, in them
about the size of trade dollar.,
8b. is vety proud ol her artificial
beauty, tad is much tdmired by
the other cannibals. Sbo bos no
fiuatl adornments. Her upper lip
is as small as any civilised woman's,
and her tonga, is no longer. The
men tr. stolid looking persons.
All hire features which are half
Chinese, half Siox. Tbelr hair is
as black a. the gloaciest stove pol
ish, and u thick as ordinary wire.
“Can you tell m« what kind of
weather we may expect next
month wrote . farmer to the edi
tor of his country paper, and the
editor replied as follows: “It*, my
belief that the weather D.zt month
will be very much like yonr sub.
■cription bill." The farmer won
dered for an hour whst tbe editor
was driving at, whoa ho happened
to think of tbe word “unsettled.”
He tent a postal note.
Our Boys.
There are rcors of boys in every
city, town and village in the conn,
try who have a habit of spending
their evenings oa the streets or in
plaoes of que-licnablo reputation.
A most dangerous practice, moral'
ly, yet why this should be so nt
ono can explain, as eight in ten of
these hoys have good homes;
homes that to some woold boa
paradise, yet when thoy are kept
at home for an evening they ap
pear to he uneasy and out of their
element. These boys, whoso ages
range from fourteen to nineteen,
havo been permitted to go out of
an evening from lime to time until
it has becomo a regular habit, and
before their parents realize it, or
know wiiere the boy spends bis
time, they have becomo effected
with the immoral atmosphere sur
rounding the corner loafer, and
the poison thus absorbed has bo-
gun its awful work. Then it is
parents begin to lead a lifo of wor-
ryment sod anxiety as to the fu
ture of their hoy. They realize
that no one would want to employ
them when they desire work. Not
a very pleasant outlook for the fu
ture welfare of tho hoy to say tho
least. When a boy who has a
pleasant home, with everything
about him that elevates, with in
dulgent parents, begins to feel un
easy, restless and out cf his cle
ment ; when he feels that he would
rather be iu tbe society of the low
and dopraved. listening to unclean
talk, than at home; then it is that
an cztra effort most bo mado, or
the future of that hoy is ruin —
Thou it is, too, that the parents
awake to a kaowloJgo ot tho fact
that a despeiale struggle has got
to ho made to reclaim tho boy.—
There are hundreds of mothers
who realize this and who havo sous
that bare grown by their indul
genco, beyond their control, and
they feel that it i. all but an im
possible task to undertake to check
them in their dowuward course..
Yet those mothers are ready to do
what tboy oan. Hut itow often
they fail in their goad intentions,
simply because they went st it
wrong. They bc^an a course of
lectures, instead ot making home,
especially tbo boy’s room, more at
tractive, providing interesting
reading and ether diversions, to
interest tbo boy’s mind. Invito
good company to your bouse,
mothers, this winter. Let tbe
mothers ot a neighborhood club
together and devise a series of en
tertainments and amusements that
will so occupy their boy’o atten
tion that he will not find limo to
loaf on tho corners or sit around
bar rooms, listening to the vulgar
talk of the depraved. The winter
months are mere destructive to the
morals of young men, who seek
amusements away from their
homes, than any other lime of the
year, as they are forced by the
weather to seek out warm and
oomfortablo places where lively
company U to be found. Where
else, than the saloon, is such a
place to be found away from the
home 1 Fathers and mothers har.
it in th.lr pew.r to coanteraot tb.
evil influences that beset youth, it
tboy will but devise ways and
means suited to the tastes of th.
young, and not forget that they
were once young and did not enjoy
a continual lecture on morals any
more than their own children to
day. Boys should also ram amber
that corner loafing contains no ele
ment for Ih. building op of a suc
cessful future, while it contain,
everything that tend, in • centra,
ry direction.—Peat’s Bun.
Asvici to Bore.—Tho boy who
•pends hi. evenings in reeding
newspapers, the local new* of his
county and the general news of th.
d.y, will, cwlifnly, make a better
man thin th. boy who spend, his
•vening. on th. .treets or loafing
at places where the town gossip n
dished out in tbe met obscene
and vulgar manner.
Mrs. M. Singleton, Barannab,
Os , says: “I became vety billon,
from malaria. Brown’s Iron Bit-
ten relieved me completely.”
If discs, has entered the system
the only way to drive it out is to
purify and enrich tb* blood. To
this end, os it acknowledged by
•H medical mm, nothing is better
adapted than iron. Tka fault
hitherto has hen that iron eonld
not be so prepared os to he abso
lutely harmless to tho tclb. This
difficulty be been overcome by tb.
Brown Chemical Company of Bal
timore, Md., who offer their Brown's
Iron Bitten as a faultless iron
preparation a positive cure for dyt
pepsia, indigestion, kidney troubles,
etc.
Sleepiest New York.
Cor. Son Frvsclico Chronicle.
Along Third avenue, on the eor-
faee the open bore cars, the big
gest ever built (homely things with
two benches back to back np tbe
middle and the passengers baek to
back faoing tbe sidewalks), pass to
sod lro crowded with men and
women, and overbed all night
long the steam trains on the eleva
ted tracks thunder by with their
loads. A half-dozen other car
lines also run all night elsewhere
in tbe city, and if you rids in ono
vehicle after soother on ono of
these lines you will find that in
stead of being among people who
never s'eep you are simply ia tbe
midst of so many pcoplo of so many
occupations that every hour sees a
now sot to bed and a new set oat
of bed and in the streets. The
newspaper offices are busy till 3
o’clock, the gas and electrio light
ing companies keep men st work
all night, the bakers are to bo
seen busy ha the cellars just before
daylight; tho criminal classes and
devotees of pleasure turn into bed
wben tho main body of working
peoplo are at breakfast; the bresr-
ere' hands, the msiket men, the
newsboyi and uowsdealen and the
letter carriers are hurrying to their
labors before sunrise; the milkmen
have been at tbe railroad depot a*>
hour earlier yet, getting their sup
plies ; later than any of these come
the grocers to their shops and get
their goods out on tbe sidewalks
ahead of the oarliest of tbe house
wives, and (when the other stores
are opening) the day hands come
to take tho pieces of the night at
tendants in the restaurants, oyster
■Moons and gin mills that have
been kept open all night Scat
tered through ail these classes and
among all the wee sma' hours are
seen the mechanics that have been
doing extra work at night, the rail
road aod steamboat hands coming
and going to and from work at ir
regular hours, tho police turning
in one by ono and turning oat in
•quads, the city's laborers that
clean the streets ut night, and the
thousand and one others who, sin
gly or in handfuls, reverse nature’*
laws and sleep and work in hour*
contrary to those of the great body
of mankind.
A French Magistrate is almost
crazy over a coso submitted to him
for adjunction. A batcher was
about to pay a drover 100 france,
wbeu tho note fell into a dish of
gravy. The butcher snatched it
up and was waving it in the air to
dry it, when ths drover’s dog mads
a spring at it and swallowed tho
precious monel, Ths bntchsr
claims that the drover’s dog ban
collected tho debt, and ths jnstieo
for weeks has vainly been •eekiog
for a law or president for each a
case.
Basin Swan Potatoes.—
Wash, scrape and split them length
wise; steam them half an hoar and
pnt them io a pan with lump* of
bolter, pepper and salt; sprinkle
thickly with sugar and baka a
nice brown. Cook the Hubbard
•quash in th* come manner, and
with the addition ot a little sugar
they closely resemble this dish.
A Uoosisr at dinner on a Miss
•Isstppi palatial steamer wu about
to reach out tor something before
him, bat the waiter cheeking Urn,
exclaimed, “That, sir, ie a dessert”
”0,” said tbs Homier, «I don’t
can if it’a a wilderness, Fm go
ing to eat it all tho same.”
Life consists of cutting teeth ia
childhood, of the pangs unrequited
love in youth, of dyspepS* in man-
hood and of fear of dmth in old ago
aod an oppressive certainty that
tbe lawyers will oooteat your will
aodjpoekst most of your money.
‘‘Yes,’’ add the Idaho mil, «Ii*.
dreadful unfortunate that my gal
got hogged by that or* i/ar. She’s
sort o’ held me in contempt lino*.”
Jones asked bis wife, "tVhy I* a
husband like dough 1" Ha ex
pected she' would gin it np, aid
he was going to tell her that it
ass because a woman needs him;
hot she said that it wu bcciuM ha
wu hard to get ofi har hand*.
Mr. H. Tamm. Savannah, Qa*
says: "I bare been greatly bus
tled by using Brown’s bon Bit
ters for kidney disease:”
A trifle Utad now and then
would make ns nil oontoated
SarPAysiefaiss Kill always
find mt in my room, in rear of
Drug Store, ready to-JlU Tr*
script fans at night. So trouble
to be aroueedat any kour.-qfUr
dart. O. E. Tooxu, Jr.
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