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Rev. HOWARD W. KEY, A. M.
Acknowledging the Corn.
How much the fair but potent sex
I* like a crop of corn,
For in whatever place they’re aeen,
That place they do udorn.
The com la green when young, as fa
The ot&prlng of gnan’a rib;
R’slheo they ’re taken b/the car
And placed within a crib.
You find on Him the finest silk,
Becoming, too, no doubt;
And when the season comes around
In teasels they come out.
In roapInjTtime route fellow cornea,
And In his arms they’re locked,
Surprised ! Well, yes, but then they like
TbU way of being shocked.
But when the days hare come and gone,
And filled life’s golden page,
A difTrence yon will find, nty friends—
Thu com will tell its age.
— Yonkers Statesman.
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Advice tc Young Mothers.
New Yotk Evening Port.]
One reason why so many young
raorthers do not look so tidy and
attractive as it is the bounden duly
of all women to look, is that tboy
do not accept the inevitable with
the proper spirit, and then adapt
themselves to it; for instance, it
impossible to caro for a baby ns it
should bo carfrl for, and yet to
wear as good a dress as you would
if you were simply sitting down t«
do fancy work. The usual dress
when engaged in this occupation
should In of s one material that
will bear sponging; then, a spi
and a bottle of diluted amin
should be kept near at hand. Of
aprons tImre should bo an unfail
ing supply, of different si/.C3 oud
degrees. Do not fail to have
least two of the 8 .me length
your dress, and of two ft
breadths. A whito one of tli
style, trimmed nil around with
scut let machine embroidery, is
actually becoming to most women
and will savo the cost many time?
over hv preserving the dress be
neath. Clothe yourself suitably,
and then enjoy rocking your baby.
All other pleasure* you may hop
to have repealed, but the joy c
bt-ing the mother of a baby Is on
which may be yours but once, and
that for so short a time that it will
seem almost dream like in a very
few years.
Conundrums.
Why should potatoes grow bet*,
ter than othec vegetables ? Be*
causo they have eyes to see what
tocy are doing.
\\ hen is a baby not a baby ?
When it’s a little cites.
A duck before two ducks, a duck
behind two ducks and a duck be
tween two ducktyiow inauy ducks
< re there in ullr Tit ice.
Why may alone cotters reason
ably believe there is no such thing
as granite ? They never saw it.
Why should work people imitate
the wind ? The wind is always
bu»y, and like a cheerful operator,
it whistles at its work.
WOere may we hope never to
meet a friend ? Wbi e wo aro as
cending the hill of prosperity.
The Bible says Cod made Eve
out of Adam’s rib, but tbere must
be i mistake in the translation.
She evidently was maid out of his
£
If is a poor island that does not
have Its traditional legend, but
Martha's Vineyard has one that
U entitled to tbe premium. It
says the first Indian reached the
itland on & cake ot ice, and fouud
there a great giant called Moshup,
who had five children. He caught
whales and roasted them on fires
made of whole trees, which he
plocked up by the roots. He
threw great stones in the sea, on
which he might walk, and these
constitute what is now called tbe
D* vll’s Bridge. At one time an
offering of all the tobacco on the
island was made to him, and after
smoking It, he kuocked tbs ashes
out of bis pipe and thus formed
Nantucket.
A Varied Performance.
Many wonder bow Parker’s Gin
ger Tonic can perform such yaried
cures, thinking it essence of ginger,
when in fact it i* made from many
valuable medicines which ast ben
eficially on every diseased organ.
Satisfaction forTen*
In oor family of tun for over
two years Parker's Ginger Tonic
baa cored headache, malaria and
other complaints so satisfactorily
that we are in excellent health and
no expense for doctors or other
medicines.—Chronicle,
The Voice of the Floods.
Dr. Talmagc Expounds the Lesson of
tho Western Floods.
In the Brooklyn Tabernacle
Monday, says lb© New York Her
aid of the 18th inst., will bo receiv
ed contributions of food and gar-
men ta for the sufferers by tbe great
floods in the West. The whole
congregation are bestirring them
selves in aid of tho afflicted dis
tricts under the inspiration ot Dr.
Till mage. His sermon Sunday
was devoted to the calamity and
tbe moral lesson to be derived from
it. Hit text was from Psalms,
xciii.—‘‘The floods have lifted up
their voice.”
“The rivers of America,” said
Dr. Talmage, “are its pride. Far
back in tho ages the Alleghany
andjtboMonongahels were married.
Their pno child was the Ohio, which
soon outgrew its parentage. Ordi
narily one of the gcutlest of rivers,
it pronounces it* silent benediction
upon the whole continent. But
some demon of devastation now,
as last year, seems to have possess
ed it, With hands beguiled and
wiathful it clutches fur the farms
ami vineyards till the whole land
hears the wailing and tho shriek.
4 Hie floods have lifted up their
voice.’
“My first lesson is tho merciless-*
ness of natural forces and the dead
failure of natural religion. Men
in our times say nature is enough.
1 hero is no need of divine revola-
tion. But what of tbe Ohio floods?
No mercy in them. ?They whelm a
human life with no worse comm is
(■ration than they float a log of a
saw mill. Tho sun will shine ns
brightly nlong tho Ohio on tho
graves of this terrible calamity ns
if there had been no heartbreak
along ull tho silent waters. Na
ture can smite and can prostrut*’
but it cannot pity. If all ihoObi
sufferers had kneeled in tho mud
and prayed their only answer would
have been continued plash of rain
and continued gurgle of waters
Tho world wants more than a re
ligion of flowers. Ouo religion
bettor riche s than the flood*
can capture—the old reli-
blh works as well to-day along
the btuks of the Ohio a* it evur
wo-keJ along the Jordan. Natur
al religion is a good foundation for
aled religion, but what a poor
shelter is a mere foundation when
the floods come. I would not give
a five cent nickel for alt tho coma
fort of all the religions that w* re
•ver hatched out of ilia human
kuM. We want a religion that
cm calmly ride a midnight torn**
pest.
Another lesson of the Ohio
overflow is that our advantages
may turn cut to bu our disaster.
Lands are more vuluable near the
rivers. So (hero nra great rivers
of prosperity on which incu build.
When they overflow their useful
ibanocls thoy wbelnr the land with
destiUCtion. Half of tho United
States to-day is inundated with
lonopolistic freshets. When these
vast rivers of worldly gaios break
embankmont# the nation iufieri.
There are men gathering up all
iaUries of wealth and are
asking forj more. After a while
they begin to swell, and they gulp
down farms by foreclosure and
creditors who cannot pav, and they
•allow tho result of a Wall street
panic or a corner in wheat, and
they swallow and a wallow and
swallow, and swell and swell and
ejl. They are great rivers of
social, moral and financial dam
nation rolling through the land.
Let us keep in our proper channels,
aud not tarn our capacity to help
carry tbe world’s burdens into de
structive inundation.
Auotber lesson of the floods is
that great calamities are in our
time no sign of divine displeasure
There are no more moral people
on earth than many of those put
out of fortune or life by this Ohioan
submergence. The churches weut
under as well as the warehouses.
Tbere are hundreds of placet in
viting the divine judgments which
were never washed of inexorable
wave. If Brooklyn and New York
bad been punish*! tor all their
sics tbe Hudson and the East river
would now stand higher than*\he
piers of tbe bridge and blnefisb
would be bolding carnival in oor
dining balls and pantries,
“Another lesson of this destruc
tion it that repetitious misfortune
is hard to bear. The floods last
year, and now this year! A du<
plicati of wretchedness l Tbere is
no better or safer place to live than
on the banks of tbe Ohio, Let us,
byoutrushiog charities from all
part* oftbe land, make it possible
tor these homeless people to stay
there. You say *1 helped them
last year and I cannot always be
helping them.* So God feel yon
last year and the year before that
But it He should drop you next
year because He help 3d you this
your earthly residence would be
very much abbreviated. Besides
that, it would be well to get a
divine insurance for ourselves.—
That insurance, backed up by all
the resources of tbe universe, will
never fail to meet its obligation.”
So Somsthing.
A certain gentleman who had
lost his property, instead of giving
up in despnir, went out into the
street and determined to do the
first thing he could find. It chanc
ed to he shoveling coal into n cel
iar. He performed his task
promptly and faithfully, took Iiis
pay and walked on. In a short
time ho was on his feet again, finan
cially, nsf ho deserved to be, and ns
the pcoplo saw he was worthy of
being.
The following nolde sentiment,
credited to a monk, who lived
just before the tiino of Luther: “I
assure you, in? hearers, if I could
not preach I should be proud to
make shoes, and if 1 mado shoes,
if I could help it, no ono should
uuke a better pair than I.” How
ranch that lesson is needed to-day!
Look at that young man whose
frtthercan scarcely provide food
for his table. Surely, tho boy
ought to be doing something to
tuko the burden, at least of his
•wn support, from his father 1
boulders, yet ho will tell you that
ho is too proud to work: What
false pride is it that permits ono
be a mere noiienity, a dependent
on tho labors of another.
A nun who possesses tho true
pride of nobility aud manhood
not ashann d to turn his honest
work, but ho is a*li lined to bo
pensioner on the bounties of others.
Young man gi to work 1 Don’t
waste yourjouth in idle dreaming
about grand, things that may bap*
pen, but go to worn, aud at least
earn yo irowa bread. The world
heroes aro uot chosen from tho
world’s do-nothiugt.
Tho Star of Bothlehea.
Mr. Frank Giihort, in his new
“World Ili*toiioal and Actual,' 1
quotes the Darned Professor Goun
mier as follows: Iu 1887 the ‘‘Star
of Bethlehem,” will bo once more
seen in “Cleopatra’s Chair,” and
will be accompanied by a total
eclipse of tho sun and moon. Tbe
star only makes its appearance
every 316 years. It # will appear
and illuminate tho heavens, and
exceed in brilliancy even Jupiter
wheu in opposition to tbo sun, agd
therefore nearer to the sun and
brightest. The maryolotif bril
liancy of the “Star of 11 Bethlehem”
in 1887 will surpass any of its
previous visitations. It will be
seen even by noonday, shining with
a quick flashing light the entire
year, aft-r which it will gradually
decrease in brightness and finally
disappear, and not return to our
heavens until 220*2, or 316 years
after 1887. Tho star first attract
ed tho attention of modern astron
omers in the year 1576. It was
then called a new alar. It was no
new star, however, for this waa the
star which shone ao brightly 4 B.
C., and waa the alar that illumi
nated the heavens at tho nativity
of Christ.
You-g chirks that ore subject to
weakness in the legs should receive
a small allowanco of fine bone-
meal in the food. Weak legs come
from forced growth, high feeding
and close confinement, hut it ts not
necessarily dangeroua.
Tbe Pullman Car Company have
18,000 blankets. If v yon don’t
believe this give tbe porter fifty
cents on a cold night ftud be will
■bow you one.
A greet many people In the
wofld who hot intolerably disagree
able are, nevertheless, as disagree
able's* circumstances allow.
ft iijnit u w.U that a nujoritj
of propb h«». troubk. Tb»y
would go out and borrow U if tfwj
did oot bit* it iu tbo bout*.
CURIOUS OCCUPATIONS.
Odd Methods of Making a Living
in New York.
There is a bright looking fellow
perambulating the streets of New
York with a huge sack on bii shoul
der who styles himself the “ om
nibus buyer.” By this term, says
a correspondent, he means that be
deals in everything. He buys old'
hats, old bonnets, old clothes, old
books ; also canes, umbrellas, old
gloves, wigs, aud in fnot Almost
every old thing about a house.—
The value of these things is very
small and yet when people find
that they can get something for
them, how rapidly they rave them
for the buyer. The latter knows
just what can be done with each
article. He sorts his stock in his
garrot and disposes of them at a
nice profit, and if he can clear ten
dollars a week he is doing well.—
Another class of petty dealers
which one finds among tho poor
are tho “ time peddlars,” as they
are called. They visit poor fami
lies and sell second-hand dresses,
second-hand shoes and similar ar
ticles, taking pay. in installments,
and ns they afford good bargains,
they havo a good run of busiuess.
Those dresses aro bought at pawn
brokers' sales at a mere song, and
hence pay a largo profit. Tbe
timo pcddlar ” expects to lose
occasionally, but ho cliurges an ex
tra rate, which enables him to meet
tbe loss. There nro hundreds of
poor women who aro clothed de
cently in this manner at a very
small expense. There is a man
here who deals in notbing but
socondeband harness. Ho calls on
the livery stables and buys any
thing that may bo offered cheap.—
He repairs and cleans these arti
cles, which be sells lo«tho wagon
peddlers and others wbo use sec
ond-hand work. Another man
makes a business of starting toy
venders on the sidewalk. Any one
who passes up Broadway will notice
tho number of men selliug amus
ing toys. These fellows are start
ed by a man wbo makes purchases
and then divides them up. If ho
has a dozen salesmen aud makes a
quarter of a dollar a day on each
ho is doing a good business, Tho
small amount of capital required
is abo a noticeable featuro. Many
of these streot venders have from
81 lo $3 invested, and jet they
contrive to got a living out of it.
Another curious “ lay” is found
in the bird fortune-tellers, who do
better than most of tbe street traf
fickers, since they work on curiosi
ty which is always a powerful clo
moat The pretty little fortune
tellers aro certainly interesting and
you only pay a nickel for thoir ser
vice. The only sooret of their pen
ctration is fouud in tho fact that
they are kept hungry at least dur<
lug business hours and a few seeds
being placed hi each envelop thoy
are always ready to pick one out
for their patrons. The seeds are
cunningly dropped when the en
velop is opened and the birds thus
get their reward. If you should
follow up tbe owners of these cana
ries you would find them living
well on the profits, since sometimes
they take in five dollars per day,
Another business of small figures
but largo amounts is tho five ceut
eating house, wbero every dish is
limited to a nickel, and where hun
dreds are fed in a decent manner.
The five cont lodging bouse is
another institution wh’ch New
York finds indispensable. Tho
proprietor has a basement or a loft
which he hires for four dollars per
week. He will sleep fifty to soven
ty-five every night, and will clear
810 per week on a capital of $26,
Tbe bedding consists of straw pal
lets laid on a wooden platform, and
tbe covering is carpets and old bed
clothes from th.o auction. Those
who cannot pay for such a lodging
go to the station house, which, dur
ing the eold weather, is always foil.
This is commonly termed “taking
the plank,” since nothing Is given
but tbe privilege of full length on
the floor. The interior of a station-
bouse affords a sad spectacle, which
becomes still worse as one sees
these wrecks of humanity turned
out in the morning to take the
chances of another cold day.
nA student ot histofy waute to
know why it took Rome threw hun
dred years to die. We are not
prepared to say, bot presume
Rome didn’t take her mediumo'ao
cording to directions.
A Female Freemason.
The Hon. Eiizabe'h St. Leger
was the only female ever initiated
into the ancient mystery of free
masonry. How she obtained this
honor we shall lay before our read
era. Lord Doneraile, Miss St. Leg
er’s father, a very zealous mason,
held q warrant, and occasionally
opened lodge at Doneraile House,
his sous and some intimate friends
assiting, and it is said that never
were the masonic duties more rigid
ly performed than by them. Pre
vious to tbe initiation of a gentle
man to the first step of masonry,
Miss St. Leger, who wai a young
girl, happened to be in an apart
ment adjoining the room generally
used as a ledge room. This room
at the time was undergoing some
alteration. Amongst other things
tbo wall was considerably reduced
in one part. Tbe young lady hav
ing heard tbe voices ot the free
masons, and prompted by the curi
osity natural to all to see this mys
terv, so long-and so secretly locked
up from public view, she bad tbe
courage to pick a brick from tbe
wall with her scissors and witness*
ed tbo ceremony through the. two
first steps. Curiosity sal isfied, fear
at once took possession of her mind.
There was no mode of escape ex
cept thought the very room where
the concluding part of the second
step was still beiug solemnized,
and that being al the far end, and
the room a very large one, she
had ic6olution enough to attempt
her $o.«capo that way, and vith
light, but trembling step, glide!
aiong unobserved, laid her hand
the handle of the door and gent
ly opened it, before her stood, to
her dismay, a grim and surley tyier
with his long sword unsheathed.
A shriek that pierced through tbe
apartment alarmed the members <-f
lodge, who, all rushing up to the
door, and finding that Miss St.
Leger had been in tbe room during
the ceremony, in the first parox
ysm of their rnge, her death was
resolved on, but from the moving
upplivation of her younger brother
her life was saved on condition of
her going through the whole of the
solemn ccromony she had unlaw?*
fully witnessed. This she consent
ed to, and tboy conducted the
beautiful and torrifiod young la
dy through those trials which
are sometimes more than enough
for muscuHne resolution, little
thinking tb9y were taking into the
boso.ii of thvir craft a member that
would afterwarda reflect a lustre
on tho annals of masonry. The
lady was cousin to General Antho
ny St. Leger, governor of St. Lucia,
wko'iiistitutcd tbe interesting race
and tbe celebrated Doncaster St.
Leger Stake*. Miss St. Loger
married Riebaid Aidwortb, Esq,
of Newmarket Whenever a bene
fit was givon at tbe tboatree in
Dublin or Cork for the Maionio
Female Orphan* Asylum, she
walked at tbe bead of tho Irosma*
sons with her apron and other in
sigma of freemasonry, and sat in
frontN^w of tho stage bo£ Tbe
house was always crowded on thoso
occasions. Her portrait is in tho
lodge room of almost every lodge
in Ireland.
|HW Jeff Davis in lrcns.
“ VYfls Jiff Davis ever manacled?”
asks “a constant reader” of tbe
“Reminiscences.”- He was, i at
Fortress Monroe, on the grotind
that he had refused to eat some of
the food prepared for hlm^ and
shied a tin plato at the bead of the
soldier who served him. This was
“revolt,” strictly speaking, but
there was nothing to fear from the
angry nets of an old man who was
imprisoned in the aparimmt of t
casemate, with a guard in the out<
er apartment and a sentinel posted
on the outside, at tbe port hold
and at the door. Out orders had
undoubtedly been tent by Becre
tary Stanton to put the fallen chief
nf tbe Confederacy in irons if he
gave any provocation, and he gave
it.
The secret of the universal sue*
cess of Brown’s - Iron Bitters is
owing to tbe faek that it Is the
very best Iron preparation made.
By a thorough and rapid assimihu
tiou with tho blood it reaches
every part of tho body; giving
health, strength and endurance to
every portion. Tbui beginning at
tbe foundation it builds op and
restores lost health. It does not
contain whiskey or alcohol. It
will not blaeken tbs teeth. It
does not oonstipate or cause head
ache. It will core dyspepsia, in
digestion, heartburn, sleeplessness,
dizziness nervous debility, weak
nets, etc.
A youngster, while wanning his
hands at the fire, was remonstrated
with by bis father, wbo said, “Go
airily from the fire, tho weather is
not cold.” “I Ain’t beating the
weather; I’m warming my bands,”
tbe little fellow demurely replied.
Mis. Elisa Brennanf Iraaboel
Ga. , say: “I used Brown’* Iron
Bitters with best result* for ex
treme nervousness, ileeplesanee*
and bad blood.”
Tbe sun Into hot in Africa that
the ekio on the held bead of a
negro has to be cot and reset like
awsgontir*.
Captain Titlow, who was espec
ially charged with the custody of
Mr. Davis and wbo is authority
for this statement—-was accord
ingly ordered by tbo commandant
of the fort to place his prisoner in
irons. Sutnuiouinga blacksmith,
who was iu the habit of riveting
irons on soldiers sentenced by
court martial to wear them, the
Captain went to tho case-raata, ac
companied by the bfacksmith car
rying the fottsrs and his tools.
They fouud Mr. Davis . Boated ou
his cot, there being no other fur-
nituro besides but a stool and a
few articles of tinware. When be
glanced at tho blacksmith and
coiunrchendi-d the situation, be ex
claimed: “My God is this iodig"
nity to he placed- on mo? Not
while I have life?” At .first be
pleaded for an opprrtunity to in*
quire of Secretary Stanton. Then
bis excitement rose to fury as he
waiked tho coll, venting itself in
almost incoherent raging*. The
Captaiu at length calmly remind
ed him that, as a soldier, ho must
be aware that, however disagree
able the duty assigned, it must be
performed, and that, as in duty
bound, he should perform it.—
“None but a dog would obey such
orders,” replied Mr, Davis, em
pties zing his determination never
to be manacled alive, by grasping
tho stool aud aiming a vicious
blow. The sentries rubbed for
ward to disarm him but were or
dered back in their places. Cap
tain Titlow explained that such
demonstrations of self-defense were
foolish aud. useless, and that It
would be much better for Mr.
Davis to submit to the inevitable
necessity. But while receiving
this advice, he took the <>ppoituni<
ty of gmtping tbe musket of one
of the sentries, and, in tho furious
endeavor to wrest it from him,
quite a scuffle ensued.
That ended, the Captain took
the precaution of clapping bis
bands on his sword bill, as he per*
ceived Mr. Davis* cjo was upon
it, and at onco ordered tbe com
poral of tho guard to send . into
tbe case-mate four, of hit strongest
men r without side-arms, as bo
feared jhey might get .into the
wrong possession and cause dam<
age. They were ordered fo take
the prisoner as gently as possible,
and using no unnecessary torce, to
lay him down. It proved about
•• much as four men could do, tb*
writhing* and upheaving* of the
furiated man developingthe
strength of g ratniao, until it cul
minated in sheer exhaustion.—
When the unhappy task was done,
Mr. Davis, after lying still awhile,
raised himself and sat on tho side
of the bed.
As bis feet touched the floor and
the chain clanked, be waa utterly
overcome—the tears burst out
fu fa flood. When ho became
calm, be apologis'd hi ,a manly
wqy to tbo Captain for tbo need*
leae trouble be had caused him
and tboy afterward maintained
mutual relations of personal esteem
and friendliness. The indignity
bad, however such au effect upon
Mr. Davis, that the physician call
ed in instated on the removal ot
irons. Permission to do this was
relactantly obtained from Wash
ington, and the same toan who had
put on the fetters took them off.
This act did much to restore the
deposed leader of 'the rebellion to
What Surprises the Traveler in
Florida;
To‘find; (notwithstanding all
you have read concerning Florida *
winters,) the January sun so warm
at raiddajr. r « 1 : J ;
To find, (in viow bf dll yoti have
read,) so few wild or cultivated
blossoms thriving in tbe sun’s rays,
and so little fragrance in them;''
That the duration of twilight is
so brief.
To find how iittfo covering you
require on your Led upon retiring,
and to find how much covering
you wish you Mad, when you Wake
up toward morning.
To note how little soil there is,
and how many empty tin cans
there are above the sand.
To see orange trees, with rich
grecnjleaves, aud loaded with yel
low fruit, growing out of the gray
•and.
To come across gardens in which
plants aud vegetailes are growing
iu great variety and luxuriously,
iu this same sand.
To discover that your water
tight top boots leak sand, and to
be told that everybody’s boots and
shoes contain more or less sand.
To bo forced to the conclusion
that where tbere is sand, there are
red ants, also.
To hear the voice of the noctur
nal mosquito in midwinter.
To see how yellow most of tbe
native and acclimated residents are.
To discover, before long, that
you are turning yellow yourself.
To find the sidewalk shaded by
orange trees weighted down by
tempting golden fruit.
To discover that this golden fruit
is wild oranges, and very sour.
To come face to face in the sandy
wilderness with a pack of giant,
bony, shaggy beasts, of almost
every color, and resembling noth
ing you have ever seen before.
To bo informed afterward that
they were Mr. Juiius Lemon's
■holes.
To be assured that Mr. Lomon
and his family contemplated eat*-
ing them, ultimately.—Florida
Letter to N. Y t Sun.
Pithy Advice,
Keep your head cool, 'your feet
warm and subscribe for your local
nowipaper.
Don’t spend more than you can
borrow, and don’t borrow more
than yeu can pay promptly.
Don’t kindle the fire with kero*
sene unless you are prepared for »
land that is fairer than this.
If you are angry at a man connt
fifty before speaking; if he is a
great deal bigger than you are
count four hundred apd eixty. ,
Don’t blow in yonr gun to see If
it Is loaded, unices you want yonr
name in tbe papers aud your fam
ily le well provided for.
Be satisfied with the world aa
you find it, remembering that you
are only a tenant hero and may
not find yourself aa well suited
when you move.
Love your neighbor. Ifbokeepe
a dog that howls at the moon
not make harsh reroatks about
him, bnt borrow the dog to go
bunting and forgot to bring him.
back again.
Don’t brag about the . achieve
ments of your ancestor.- A great
ancestor in the grave ii a poor cap*
ital of itself for a man to go * into,
busiuess on. And, beside,, owe
ancestors had their faults. Even
Adam’s record is not as clean as
wo wculd like it to bo.—Middle*
town Transcript, "
A lady returning home .later
than usual, found her little girl; 8
years old in bed. The. latter waa
asked: “Ullie have you said yoor
prayera?” “Yes.” “Whom did
ycu say them to, Xillie?” “There
wasn’t nobody here to say them to,
so I said’(ni to God.”
They thought they beard barglan
in the house last week, and in go
ing down stairs to investigate^
Bibbs said to his wife: “You go
first; it’s a mean man that woeld
■hoot a woman” T-wifrtgfoiir
the foremost place which ; be had 1
forfeited, hi the hearts 5 ot. thoae
who bad rebelled.—J7sn. Perley
paore,
Burning lenses were known in
Athene in the fifth century before
Christ.
A commercial traveler, having
left a shirt at as inn, wrote to ihf
chambermaid to forward it to ftjfcfe
This produced the follow leg;
•*I hope, dear sir, joeVI not ft*l Wit,
I’ll fraokly tell /o« M *
I’ve made • wkh your old win,
l yod yo» mart make a shift wUhom K*