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THE CUTHBERT APPEAL.
By J. F. SAWTELL.]
OUR PLATFORM: ‘‘FEAR THE LORD, TELL THE TRUTH, AND MAKE MONEY,"
[Terms: $1 60 in Advance.
VOL. XVIII.
CUTHBERT, GA., .FRIDAY, MARCH 14, 1884.
NO. 11
THE APPEAL
Published Every Friday Horning.
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Don’t Enow Chicken from Turkey.
DT Ul.UK K. BARB.
Helen Is tbe handsome*! girl of her race,
She’s an elegant term and an exquisite face
And ilie dresses with perfectly consummate
grace;
But ahe doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She kno*s many languages, living and dea<l
art known to barsaponaible and they desire , In science and fletlou is very well read ;
But she cannot cook meat, and ahe cannot
make bread,
Ana she doesu't know chickeu from turkey.
She can play a ‘•Fantasia’’ or ‘‘Nocturne”
with skbl,
Can sing up to “B,” baa a wonderfull trill,
Can write a good story or sonnet; but still
Sbe doesn't know chickeu from turkey.
Sbtf’s been up the Tiber, the Rhine, and
the Nile;
She’s a painter in every popular style—
Can decorate china, a plaque, or a tile;
But she doesn't know chicken from turkey.
She's always self satisfied, grateful and cool;
A critic, both just and correct, a* a rule ;
And known every stitch ol the Kensington
school,
But she doesn't know c'ticken front tuikej.
She can work a design by Lousing or Burt;
But she cannot cut out for her childri
skirt,
Or make for iierhuabtnd a well-gtting shift;
She doesn't know chicken from turkey.
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
ad Latin and
I’m willing a girl should
Greek,
Should German, and French, and Latin
speuk,
And be ‘‘up’ in the latest aesthetic*I freak
If she only knows chicken from turkey.
I’d like her in music nud song to lake part.
Head poetry, science, nud cultivate art.
If husband and children were fust in her
knew chicken from turkey—
Mitchell's Eye Salve,
A Certain. 8»f. »nJ EDrcilv. U.m..ly f..r
Sore, Weak £ Inllameil Eyes,
I'roilucinjt Isms-8iirliiciliiw», xml lNs'ir*
ing the Higlit or ilm Old.
Cures Tear Props, (irannlmh
Relief and IN
unit Cure.
>, equally efflracions
maladies sucli as Uln
re. Salt III.rum, Hu
ver iiillainail.iri exi*
may be used In imIvhii
Sold by all Dinggist
nl Kre |.n*U-
(juiek
ANDREW
Female College,
CVrilBKltT, o.i.
0|>eiia Ita ne«l annual •ee*i»n
September 10 f 1883.
ItuTldiiiK* Ml
deal red. Oi
Faculty composed
led (fei'tlei
all tin
u>Merinc thr
.rk U thorn
“EIlHm't. Ci.ll.
have well oipKnizot depart
man, French Vocal and Inal
and Art. No extra eliaigea
lu Calisthenit a, flats »IiikI»
ah to. ^ ^ ^
advantages alVur.led. For Catalogue or oin-
•r Information, wliita to th* INcWlrut,
Bov. HOWARD W. KEY, A. M.
TUTT’S
f PILLS
. TORPID BOWELS,
Disordered liver,
mptoms indicate Lbelr existence: I^oas of
k»UU, Dowels costive, Hick IKsad-
h«, fttUnm after eating, aversion to
||pil^§pl
[bo uso of a remedy that mda d l rrctly
a and hklnU a! to prompt s removing
WfcurMes through these three **»«av-
P&ssg§sgi
CBS. mo iunju or rM m lutcifti.
’S HAIR DYE.
aassvssw
Just Opened.
N EW Stationery,
FUtnre Frames,
Album*,
Scrip Books.
Feather Dusters,
Lunch Haekna,
IUckgamrcon Beards.
Checker Boards
Buck Parses and Pocket Books.
Spectacles, Eye Ghweea sud Goggles,
Fapie Maeha fipeetaele Cases.
Accordeona, Harmonicas snd Banjos.
**
p Druggist sud Bookseller.
The Great Lamp Emporium.
11TE have just reeeivtd the largest and
YV most Watiful supply of Lamp
Goods ever hnuNtht to this market We
have variegated colors of glass, which is
entirely sew. Especially do we invito yoa
to call and SO* bow cheap we sell them.
y F. TUNQMJW * WW>.
cw a tart from a
slew, a broil from a fry ;
cut into the market to buy.
Jl chicken fioin turkey,
a homo happy, all kitowi-
I Art. science, and service their benefits lend;
Then, ladie* so clever and wise, cond-.vccud
j To know about chicken and turkey.
|—The Continent.
Domestic - Very.
j It takes nil sorts of people to
j make a world. Many w. 11 encour
age a young lady to devote three
or four years to music, “because
i she m iy hive to teucli some day
| f'*r a living,” hut neglect to teach
her how to cook or do anything of
| housework, never dreaming that
she is to become a wife some day
It is very touching to seo a mother
in the kitchen bending over a wash
tub, every hone in her body aching,
tint she may enable her duughter
to sit in the ptrlor and paw ivory,
mid sing “who will care for tuolh
er now,” through her nose, when
the gill is a great dial better
adapted to the melody of the wnab
hoard, and would understand the
notes letter. Raise y« ur girls
bj useful us W'II ns ornamental,
'ami ih- re wdl he leas prematurely
broken down mothers in tbe coun-
t'J-
A. Ward's Courtship.
The following in Arlemua Ward’s
description of why ho courted
Betsy Jane: “There were many
affectin' tie* which mado me him*
ker after Betsy Jane. Her fath-
er’* farm jined ourn; their cows
and ourn squelched tbeir thirst al
the same spring, our tnnres both
had stars ou the forehead; the
meas es broke out in both families
at nearly the same time; our pan
rents (Betsy Jare end mine) slept
regularly every Sunday in the same
meetiu’ bouno, and tbe neighbors
tiaed to ol serve: *How thick tbe
Wards and iho Pcasleyi nir.’ It
was a sublime sight in the spring
of the year to see our several
mothers (Beley and mine) with
their gowns pinned up, so that they
couldn't site ’em, effectionately bil
in' soap together and abooetn’ their
neighbors,”
Ashes and common salt wet and
mixed, will stop cracks in a store
and prevent smoke escaping.
Are Ton Exposed
To malarial influences ? then pro
tect your system by using Parker’s
Gir.gcr Tonic. It strengthens the
liver and kidneys to throw cfl
malarial poisons, sud is good for
general debility and nervous ex
haustion. 1®
You can keep your hair slim*
daut and glossv, and retain ita
youthful color, with Parker’s Hair
Balsam. 1®
Time and Expense Saved.
Hard workers arc subject to bil
lions attacks which may end in
dangerous iliusts. Parker’s Gin
ger Tonic keeps tbe kidneys and
liver active, and I y preventing tbe
attacks save* sickness, time snd
expense— Detroit Trees. lm
The Three Srides,
“Do yon see,” said the sexton,
“those three hillocks yonder side
by side? There sleeps three brides,
whose history I am about to relate.
Look there, sir, ou yonder hill,
you may observe a little deso
late house, with a little strag
gling fence in front, with a few
stauuted apple trees on the ascent
behind it. It is sadly out of re-
pairjnow, and the garden is over
grown with weeds and brambles,
and tbe whole placo has a desolate
Appearance. If the winds wert
high now you might hear the era
xy shutters flapping against the
sides, and the wind tearing the
gray shingles off the roof. Many
years ago there lived in that bouse
un old man who cultivated the few
acres of ground that belonged to it.
“The father was n self-taught
man, deeply versed in the mysteries
of science, and he could tell the
name of every flower fhut blossom
ed in the wood, or grew in tbe
garden, and used to sit up lute at
night at his books, or in reading
the mystic story of the starry hc*v
ens, men thought ho waj crazy or
bewitched, and avoided him n< the
ignorant ever shun the gifted and
the enlightened. A few them
were, and among other*, the mi'dit-
ter, the lawyer and .the physieiau
of the place, who showed u will
ingness to afford him countenance,
for they found the old inuti was
somewhat reterved and moio.e,
moreover their vanity was wounded
in d.scovering the extent of his
knowledge.
“To tho minister he Would quote
the fathers and the scriplures in
iho original tongue, and showed
himself well armed with tho weap
ons of polemic controversy. He
astonished tho lawyer with bi»
profound acquaintance with juris
prudence; nud the physician was
surprised at the extent of hi* med
ical knowledge. So all of them
d verted him, and the minister,
from whom he el.ffcrcd in some
trifling point of doctrine, spoke
ry lightly of him; and by and by
1 «oLcd on the self educated farmer
with eyes of aversion.
“He instructed his son in ull his
lore; the language, literature, his
tory, philosophy uud science, were
unfolded one by one, to the enthu
siastic sou of the solitary.
“Ye.rs rolled away mi l tho old
mau dieJ. He died when a storm
convulsed tho fuco of nature, when
tbe wind howled around tho she-U
tired dwelling, and lightening
played above the roof, and, though
he went to heuvtn in faith uud
purity, tho vulgar thought and
said that the Evil One claimed his
own in the elenuuls. 1 cannot
point to you the grief of the son ul
his bereavement The luiuistor
came and muttered a few hollow
praises in Ins ear, and a few neigh
bors impelled by curiosity to see
tho iuleri >r of his dwelling came
to the funeral. With a proud and
lofty look the son stood abovo the
dust and tho dead, in the midst of
tho band of hypocritical mounters,
with a pang at his heart, butsereu
iiy upon his brow. Ho thanked
bis friends for tbeir kindness, ac
knowledged their courtesy, and
then strode away from the grave,
to bury bis grief in tho privacy of
the deserted dwelling.
“He found at last the solitude of
the mansion almost insurportable,
and he paced the ebony floor from
morning till night, in all the agony
ol woe and desolation, vainly itn-
portuning heaven for relief. It
uuine to him in the guise of poetical
inspiration. He wrote with won**
derful ease and power, l’age after
page came from bit prolific pen,
almost without an effort, and there
was a lime when he dreamed (vain
fool) of immortality. Some of his
productions came before the world.
They were praised aud circulated,
and inquiries set on foot in tbe
hope of discovering the author.
He, wrapped in the veil of impene
trable obscurity listened to the voice
of applause, the more delicious be •
cause it was obtained by stealth
From the obscurity of yonder loue
mansion, and from this region to
send lays that astonished tbs world,
was indeed a triumph to tho vis
ionary bard.
His thirst for fame bad fcen
gratified, and be now began to
yearn for the companionship of
some aweet being of the softer sex,
to share with him the laurels he
baa woo, and to whisper consola
tion in bis ear m tho moments of
despondency, aud to supply the
void which the death of a father
had occasioned. He would picture
to himself the felicity of refined
iutorcomse with a highly intellect
ual and beautiful woman, and
he chose for bis motto, “Whatever
has beeu done may bo done,” and
he did not despair of success.
“Iu this village lived three sis
ters, all beautiful and accomplish
ed. Their names were Mary, Ad
elaidu aud Madeline. I am far
enough past tho ago of enthusiasm,
but never can I forget the beauty
of those three young girls. Mary
was tho youngest, and a fair hair
ed, more laughing damsel never
danced upon tho greeu. Adelaide,
who was a few years oldor, was
dark haired and pensive; but of
tbe three, Madeline, the eldest,
possessed the most file, spirit, cul
tivation and intellectuality. Their
father, a man of taste and educa*
tion and bcieg somewhat above tho
vulgar prejudices, permitted the
visits of tho hero of uiy story.
Stili he did not encourage the af
fection hu found springing up be
tween Mary and the poet When,
however, ho found thut her affec
tions were engaged, ho did not
withhold his consent from their
marriage, uud the recluse boro to
his mansion the young bride of his
affections. Oh, sir, tho house as
sumed a new nppearance witLiu
aud without.
“Boses bloomed in the garden;
jessamines .peeped through the
I at ices, aud the fields about it smil
ed with the effect of more careful
cultivation. Lights were seen in
the parlor in tho evening; and
many a time woqjd tho passer by
pause at the garden gate to listen
to struiiiH of tho sweetest mtl-ic
breathed by coral voices from the
cottage, if the mysterious student
and his wife hud been neglected by
the ncighbois, what ctred they?
Th ir enduring mutual affection
mado their home a httle paradise-
But d.'ttth came to Eden. Mary
suddenly fell sick, and after a few
hours illness, died in tho arms of
her husband and her sister Made-
lino. This was the student's sec*
ud heavy afllicli >ns.
“Days, months', roll'd on, and
the solace of the bereaved was to
sit with the si.ter of tho deceased
snd talk cf the lost otic. To Ado
lino hu offered hi* widowed heart.
The bridal was not one of revelry
and mirth. Yot they lived happi
ly, and iho roses again blo-somed
iu the garden. But it teemed
if fatality pursued this singular
man. When the roses withered,
aud the leaf fell, iu the mallow
uutunin of tho yeur, Adeline too
sickened and died like her sister,
in the arms of her husband and
Madeline.
“Perhaps yiu will think it
strauge, young man, that after all,
the wretched survivor stood ugaib
at tho altar. Madeline I I well re'
member her. She was a beauty
iu tho truo senso of the word—she
might have sat on a throne, and
tho most loyal subject, the proud
est peer, would have sworn the
blood in her veins’ descended from
a hundred kings. She loved the
widower for his power and his
lame, and she wedded him.
“They wore married in that
church—it was a summer after
noon-1 recollect it well. During
iho ceremony, tho blackest cloud I
ever saw overspread the bcaveiis,
and tbe momeut this bri lo pro
nounced her vow, a clan of thuu"
der shook the building to Us cen
tre. All tbe females shrieked, but
the bri«lo herself made the res-
(ioiiso with a steady voice, and her
eye glhtencd with a wild fire as she
gazed upon her bridegroom. When
arrived at tho house, she sank up
on the threshold; but this was the
timidity of the maiden.
•• When they were alone, he
clos]>ed hor hand, and it was os
cold as ice! “ Madeline,” said he,
“ what means this ? Yottr cheek
is as pale as your wedding gown."
The bride uttered a frantic shriek.
“ My wedding gown 1’* exclaimed
she, “ no, no; this is my sister’s
shroud I The hour of confession
hu arrived. It is Qod that impels
me to speak. To win you I lost
my soul l—Yes, yes—I am a mur
deress I She smiled ou me in the
joyous affection of her young heart
—but I gave her the fatal drug I
Adeline twined her white arms
around my neck, but I administer
ud the potson ! Take me to your
arms—I have lost my soul for you
and mine you must be l”
“ And then,” continued he in a
hollow voice, “ at that moment
catne the thuuder, and the guilty
woman fell dead on the floor!”
The countenance of the narra
tor expressed as he felt.
“ And the bridegroom ?” asked
I, “ the husband of the destroyer
and the victims; what became ot
him ?'
“ Ho standi before you I” was
the thrilling answer.
The Hypocrite,
No man is born a hypocrite. If
he were born with this faculty to
dissemble and deceive he would
not bo a hypocrite. It wculd be
his ualure, aud a hypocrite is one
who lives wlmt he is not. His re
ligion is a fraud; bis business is a
deception; he makes love to a wo
man for selfish purposes, and sol
emnly promises to love her, comfort
her, houor and keep her in sickness
aud in health, when, at the same
lime, he simply means to use her ns
a steppingstoue for his owu social
or business advancement. Look
about you and see how mauy such
there are. Tho world is full of
them ! The man who begius by
wrouging bis wife, if he is a con
summate hypocrite, always enlarges
his field and practices decept
upon tbe world. After all bis fiiie
vows to the woman who gave up
all else for him. and clung to him
with arms of faith, he neglects her
for “ tho boys.” For the balm of
her breath he gives her tbe fumes
of whisky, and, to sum up a long
und bitter story, sbe sinks quietly
into tbe gruvo wills a broken heart.
The pitiless clods that full upon
her cofliu-lid are no colder than his
heart laid been fot ber. Now that
bis wife lias lain down to that
dreamless slumber, your nice mau
begins to reform. He is seen at
church, and wears a pious air. He
takes a great interest iu the cause
of religion, and, being a business
man, secs “ money in it.” lie goes
to church with great regularity,
and every day’s experience con
vinces him that religion is a good
thing, lie gives a nickel to the
poor, announces in the .paper thnt
lie gave a dollar, and thus he lend-
ith to the Lord. He is opposed to
tippling, makes on occasional
speech against tho accursed cup,
aud going hou.o mixes a three-ply
toddy for his larnyx strained in
the cause ot tcmpcrauco.
Slavery still exists iu China, and
is carried on with all those painful
hardships and fiendish barbarity
that have characterized it for ecu-
turi' i. Male slaves, however, are
few compared with female ones.
The former are nearly all defcccn*
dutils of rebels captured in war,
whilo it is tho pruclico of girls to
voluntarily become slaves in order
to tave their family from penury
and death. Iii p«or families, where
girls arc numerous, it Is the cus-
tom if they do not drown them
when born, to sell them to wealthy
families as domestic servants. The
price paid, of course, depends upon
the ago, health, and personal ap
pearnnee of the girl. Tbe average
price is from $30 to $50 each. The
market for human flesh ia dearer
now, and a father may now get
$100 for a good looking girl 12
years old. If sbe is healthy a con
tract is then executed, by which
the purchaser is bound not to sell
her for immoral purposes, under
taking to provide her with ^hole-
some food and drink until she is
19 or 20, when he must find her a
husband.
What cannot bo mado out of
paper is something which cannot
yet be lately decided. A Hart
ford (Conn.) man has lately taken
out patents for devices by which
very beautiful and aubstantial car
pets can be mado of paper at prices
much lower than the cost of com
mon cotton matting. This new
fabric even seems to have qualities
entirely superior to ordinary car
pets. It can be doctored so as to
resist water, fire and insects with*
out losing any of the sott elegance
which ia common to fine woolen
carpets. So iayeth the inventor
and his fiiends.
If you have great talents indus
try will improve them; if moderate
abilities industry will soppty their
deficiency. Nothing is denied to
well directed labor. Nothing Is
ever to be attained without it.
A Crapping Mortgage.
“And what is that?” asked a
stranger.
“Why," said the old man, “do
you pretend to tell us that you do
not know what a crapping mort
gage is ?”
Hurh were his pretensions.
“Then you are no Southerner,”
the roan continiud; “so I will tell
you something about it A crap
ping mortgage—well, I give one
o' them dtirued things once myself.
The way of it was just this:—
You see I alters managed to keep
a little money aliead to buy the
little things wo needed ou tho plan
tation and I generally went down
to our little town to buy them once
a week. Well, as I was down
there trading one week tbe store
keeper he said to mo, sez he:
“What’s tbe use of bothering
along this way every week paying
out your small change—Why don’t
you give ine a crapping mortgage,
and then g.-nd when you want any
thing and let me put it on tbe
books, without bothering about tho
change, and then when your crap
is ia you can send down a bag o’
cotton aud pay it all off at one
swoop.
Well, it didn’t look like a bad
idea—sounded sorter easy like, eo,
I told the storekeeper I thought
I’d do iL So he filled out a crap
ping mortgage, which t.e had al
ready printed, and as I couldn’t
read very well, 1 signed it on his.
word that it was all light.”
“Well, sir crapping mortgages
is curious things! Before I got half
way home with my load I got to
studying about it. As soon a* I’d
signed it the storekeeper ho told
mo that now my name was good
in his store for anything I wunted,
and to scud right aloug as often
as I pleased. That was what 1
was studying about and then pret
ty soon 1 got to studying up what
I wanted and what 1 needed, and
thut infernal crapping mortgage or
something else made uio think of
things that I never wanted before.
You *co, I bad fought sby of debt
ail my lifo, but all tho neighbors
was trying bands on crupping
mortgages and I thought I’d be in
for a little too.” Well I did.
“I kept on wanting things ! and
I kept ou gettiug things. We all
got along fine, and the storekeeper
sold the old woman lots of
things that wo never bad wanted
before, but that we was bound to
have after I signed that crapping
mortgage. They breed wants, they
do.
"At last the crap came in and 1
sent a bale of cotton down to the
store to pay off the crapping ruort
gage. It didn’t do it. Then I sent
down another bale—that wasn’t
enough. Next I sent down all the
cotton I had, and finally, all my
corn and fodder and as it wasn’t
■till paid, the old woman got all
her chickens, and ducks, and tur*
keys, and sent them down—still
that miserable crapping raorlgags
wasn't sat'sfied. So I went down
to see him about it. The store
keeper said it was all right—all
paid but about two hundred doh
jars and that didn't make any dif
fercnce; I could still hive anything
I wanted on it,
“But, air, somehow or other I
aid not like bow things was going,
so I took and paid the balance on
the crapping mortgage aud took
tho blame thing homo with me
though 1 couldn’t help thanking
the storekeeper for offering to let
me still have goods slier my crap
was ail gone. When I got home
me and the old woman, we put on
our specks and took a look at tbe
crapping mortgage and wbat do
yoo think? Why I'll be dod burn
ed if that crapping mortgago had
n’t been spread over my laud, my
horses, my mules, my stock, my
farming ntensils, my household
and kitchen furniture-everytning
I bad was flung into it, and if it
bad stayed there another year I’ll
bet high everything I had would
have gone through iu Well, let
me tell yoa—don’t yoa never sign
one, Yoa never alii get through
paying it and when them store
fellows tell yoa how easy it ie to
get things now and pay for ’em in
tbe fall, you remember what I tel)
yoa about crapping mortgages.”
And having finished his descrip
tion ot these little engine* of op
pression he palled,out a twist of
home-made tobacco that looked as
rich and brown as walnut wood,
cut off a chew with hU horn-bundle
knife, put it in his mouth, put the
knife un<J tobacco back into bis
breeches pocket, aud walked away.
He turned around after walking
a little ways then said reflectively:
“Don't you never sign one iu the
world; if you do, you will uover
get through paying it off.” He
might have added; “For the reason
that you will be sure to buy hun
dreds of things that jou could have
got along without buying did you
have tc pay the cash down.” That
thing called 'good credit" id a most
remarkable thing!
"Our Little World.
Some physical results of the Java
distui bance help us to understand
how etqall the world is. Take a
bowl of water, agilafe the fluid
the center, and the undulations
you excite propagate themselves
In smooth-swelling concentric rings
till they lap against the rides of
the bowl. There they break, and
slop up iu mimic tidal waves.
This is an exact illustration of the
oscillations of the soa reported
from both .hemispheres. The
tidal irregularities, as might be cx
peeled, were most violent on the
northwestern seabord of Australia,
which lies right opposite tho scene
of the Java disturbances. On
that coast the sea retreated and
advanced a hundred yards. A day
or two later oscillatious i ppeared
on tbe Atlantic seabord of Ameri
ca. The particulars undulation
which, on the fifty day out, slop
ped up on tho oust coast of New
Zealand inu*t have como by way
of Cape of Good Hope and Cape
Horn, and bad nearly completed
tho circuit of tho globe. Australia
lies as a breakwater bt tween us
and Java by the direct route. It
gives one a new conception of the
littleness of what Henry Ward
Beecher calls “tbe fi’pcnny'ha'pen
ny world,” when a man can stand
on the Ocean Bcuch at Dunedin
and watch the ripples flora a splash
made iu the Struits of Suuda.—
Ota (jo Times.
Answering Children’s Questions.
It is well to answci these trou
blesome little, questions, oven if
'they do try the patience a little.
Children hunger after now things
and new ideaa. They will learn
with plessurc facts of l.Ltorj or of
science from the lips of paienta or
of teachers, which would seem like
drudgery if learned by roto Irom
books, and they take great delight
in listening to the convcuation of
intcl'igont people; then-toie th»y
should be allowed to remain in tbo
drawing room or the library, if
they will not interrupt tbe convir-
nation, nud havo been taught to
couduct lliciuseives properly.—
Mauy a man owes his success in
life to the conversations lie has
listened to in his father’s home,
when bis parents had not tho least
idea he was not olJ enough to take
auy interest iu what interested
them; but bis young mind was
drinking in draughts of wixuom
which wore of incalculable benefit
to him.
He that does not fill a place at
home cannot abroad. Ho goes
there only to hide bis iusignificanco
in a larger crowd. You do not
think you wHl find anjthiag there
which you have not seen at home?
The stuff of all countries Is the
What is true anywhere i«
true everywhere. And, let a man
go where he will, ho can find only
so much beauty or worth as be car-
rits. __
It is said that the plow ia gener
al uso in-Mexico nowadays is the
same the Egyptians used 5,000
years ago. It consists of a crook
ed stick with an iron point trailed
to it or tied to it wiith a piece ot
rawhide, a small handle for the
plowman to steer with and a polo
to hitch a yoke of oxen to. This
so called plow will scratch a fur
row in tho soil three Inches deep.
“What is the Sta'o of religion in
your town ?’* “Bad, sir, very bad;
there are no Chriitians except Da
vie and me, and I have my doubts
about Davis ”
“1 woader wbat has taken away
my appetits for breakfast?”asked
a festive city man. “I suspect
dear, it was your happy tight last
night,” replied his wife.
It ia understood that the girls
havt adopted the following as
thtir motto for leap year: “If you
see wbat you want, ask for it.”
Living in % Whirl
To-day we live in a wbire. We
cultivate civilisation at the expense
of mental health. It is one grand
rush from the rising of the sun to
tbe going down of the same; a
scramble for richer, for fame, for
place, for power, for bare existence
itself. We rush -to catch trains
and ferry-boats, and having conght
them lurit to get out. We walk*—
when we do walk—in a hurry, talk
in a hurry, think in a liutry, are
taken ill in a hurry, and die with
scarcely time to say our prayers.
That this abnormal cordition of
unrest pervad. s nil classes of work
ers, paiticularly hi ain-workers, is
an admitted fact. We have, as a
people, got into a way of rushing
things which it seems difficult to
avoid. Competition has kept pace
with high-pressure dtsires, and
now a man must keep pace with
the times, or sink out of sight.
Instances are thick as leaves in
au'umn of persons in the primo
of lifo breaking down under tbe
strain of over-work and over-wor
ry. Tho streets arc filled with
men who carry about with them
spots on their brains—the victims
of speculation, overwork or ex
treme business cares. They may
be found al the bar, in the pulpit,
at the editorial table, in tho bank
ing-house, the office, the studio and
tho study.
English advices inform ns that
William Bluck, the novelist, who
ia still a young man, has already
worn his nervous system out, and
that Sullivan, tbo brilliant com
poser, is a menial and physical
wreck. Such deplorablo condi
tions could undoubtedly have
bceu avoided bad theso two men
been content to grow old slowly
aud gracefully, and to acquire
futno and fortune is a moderate
and sensiblo way. Lifo is worth
living if a man will only make it
so. There is a time to work and
a time to pUy. It is tbe true phi
losopher who understands how to
make the best of >both. The most
colossal fortune that was ever
amassed, the proudest uamo ever
acquired, arc not worth the sacri
fice of health and happiness. Tbo
bumble sbepho'd on tho hillside,
with his dog, “his clean hearth-
Mono, his tin illy wife’s smile,” the
man who knows no physical pain,
no mental unrest, is a happier be-
iug by far than tho Bothsohild
alio cannot sleep, or the Carlyle
whose lifo is one long sorrow. Am
bition is all as a stimulant; where
it becomes a craze it is a poison.
Each human brain is ouly capable
of accomplishing so much; It
should make a point of studying
just how much that is. Every
man should strive to be, as far as
lie* in his power, a philosopher.
Philosophy might teach him that
happiness at the heart is tho truest
mental - hygiene, and that auoh
happiness can ouly bo obtained
by doing the duty that lie* nearest,
by looking upon ambition m A
means to an end, by tbe pursuit
and enjoyment of refined pleasures,
by cultivating domestic peace, by
curbiog the temper and by per*
forming kindly sot*.—New York
Hour. ,i.
Sumter Republican; Capt, John
A. Cobb gives us ao item of in*
formation very important^o farm
ers, aud which he learned by act
ual experience. He sayg that if
cottou aood are pat in tbd ground
sad cotton seed meal spread over
them the protoxide of potassium
ia tho meal will kill all seed plant-
ed st tbo samo time and in tbo
tame farrow and prevent them
from coming up. The meal and
seed, be says, should be first put In
the ground and the ground* turned
under and e new fkrrow- made end
the com and oottou planted in it.
8aya an experienced bachelors
“Ti e best thing to take when yoa
go to kiss a pietty girl—take time.
Tbe more you take tbe better elm
Ukee U.” -
In Germany they have a kind
of Imp year ell the time. It it
•aid that nearly three times at
many women pop the question ie
Happiness—A curtained, worm
room; a little, little light, oat
chair, two lovers, night and A die*
abled dock.
Odors from boiling ham, cabs
bags, etc, may be prevented by
throwing red pepper pode or A few
pieces of charcoal into the pot.