North Georgia citizen. (Dalton, Ga.) 1868-1924, February 11, 1869, Image 1

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' ;••• •• r. ' .vis’TM*. t , WHXTMA.W, l ■PronHntors ’ IKY A. WltENCn, | rroprlotors. DALTON, GEORGIA, TIlPfiSDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1869. VOL. H---NO; 6 |KOFZKR It M* V KM A N—YVLolcsnle ami Retail Dealtl-a In Pry Qootli, Gentlemen's lililng Goods tlul Clothing, llsmUton street. STON k I,VW—Praises In Dr^r Goods, Groceries, l'rOdnCs still lUvdtrsrS, corner i slid Uimlllon stroll. kVIS, W. R., it CO.—PSalelsin Family slid |Fstiey Grocsrlss. Salootlhtlsclicd. Chester , north corner King sutl Hamilton. IcUTGlT ktitjiwRLL—Dealers In Dry ; Guudl, litltcerlei, Produce snd Hsrdwnro, SiriisronVsiigli and HnmlltoiiBlrcet, |SCOTCHCN it BITTING—Dealers In Family Groestlss, I'roduco, otc., east sldo lliimillun L - slU.V, T. M.—Family Groceries snd i’roVl- ' slons, Postoffice building, King sirsot. ' ■, .CII0I.9, JOHN B.—Desler In Groceries, Produce slid genersl family supplies, corner snd Usnillton street. IBVITT, J. F.—Doilsi In Dry Goods. Gro ceries snd Prorlslons, opposlts Tlhh'sIIouee. IboCER Jl KNIGHT—Dciilcrs In Drugs, tied. T Icltiss, l’sluti, Oils, aim, etc., Ku. #, S's llnuic, Hamilton street. rutScilBCKC.t.M.—Itealcr In Fancy Goods, Notions and Toys, Hamilton street. h||,|, it HcCABTT—Wholesale and Retail > Dealers In Stores. Hollow Ware, Hardwire, I Msnulactureis of Tinware, Hamilton street. 0CTI1F.KI.1M>, 1. L—Dealer In Stores, Hollow Wire, Hardware, and Manufacturer Tinware, Hamilton street. » 100I.EDGE, N. V. i. Ce.-Teimcri Offics In J lower etory or Printing llouso llnlldlug; awford Rtrect. Always pay caslt for Hides. UNTON it COLUNS—liouse Carpenters and ^ Joiners. Shop corner Of Hill and Spencer treats. Work warranted, credited with dispatch. .lAM’L 0.—Hons# Carpenter snd Jol sr. Work warranted to filresstlsfscllon, n'lin TAPPIS, F.—Root snd Sltoe Maker, comor ’ of King and ll.inllton streets. a WICK, II. II. k J. P.—Houso, Sign and Orna- ' mental Painters, and Paper Hangere. I ORDON, Dr. C. I*.—Phyalolan and Burgeon, r may he ftiiind at ltia office orer ritmsn'- fctore. when not pyofeaslonnlly engnged. cAFEG, Dr. J. R.—Physician and Surgeon. Office orer Uukolker & Loreninn's store; where ha may ho found when nut engaged J. A. R, HANKS, I attorney at law, W ILD practiue in all Iho counties of the Cherokee Circuit and In the United Slates f blstrlct Court lur the Northern District of Geor r. i r. tfRBJir, attorney at law. \ \TILL practice law In all the counties of this VV Circuit, snd IT. 8. District Court; janO-ly • u. .i. jBirfjras, ATTORNEY AT LAW. W 1I.I. pptctffee In all the counties composing tha OUei'ukeo Olroult. % junlly Woods & Craven, liaaalttja in , Druffs, Medicines. Dye Stuffb, Paints, Oils, Window Gloss, Ac RINGGOLD...,: .... AufUHt 17—l Sbi* .. .. afcitiOEGlAi Mndnmo Boandnl. A long limo ngo, in ths AVostorn part of England, there lived tin agod conplo whoso Unto Imd passed away since early youth in the ovory day round of'furm lifo, and who had never boon known to linve the least ill-feeling towards eacit other sinca the lime when good old Parson Ileriot had united them iit the holy bonds of wedlock, twenly-iivo years before. So well was the fact of their conjugal hnpphr VII, Hint they were spoken of far Dear as tlio happiest pair in Eng land. Now the devil; (excuse tho ab rupt mention of his name) had been trying for twenty years to create wlmt is called a ‘fuss in tho family’between these old companions. But, much to his mortification, ho had not been able to induce tho old gcntlcmah to grum ble about breakfast being too late, or tho old woman to give a single curtain looturo. Aftor repeated efforts, tho dovil be came discotli-aged, and had ho not been a person of great'.determination, ho would doubtless linvo given .the work up in despair. ' Ono day as ho walked along in a very surly mood, after au to get the old lady, to quarrelabolit the (tigs getting into yard, bo met an old lady, a neigl of the aged couple. As Mr. Devil and tbe neighbor .were particular friends, they must need stop on their way and chat a little. ‘Good morning, sir,’ said tho hag, and pray what on earth mnkos you look so bad. litis morning? Isn’t the controversy between the Churches do-’ lug service ?’ ‘Yes’ ‘Isn’t Deacon W. making plenty of bad whiskey ?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Well wlmt is tho matter, my highly honored master f’ 1 - ‘Every tiling is going on woli enough,’ replied the devil; ‘hut old Bbteford and Ills wife are injuring I he cause ter ribly by their had example, and after trying four hours to induce thorn to.do right, I must say I consider them hope less.’ The, lmg stebd ,n few moments in deep thought. ‘A rayou sure you have tried in every way f ’ . ‘Every way I can think of.’ ‘Are you certain?’ ‘Yes.’ •Well,’ replied site, ‘if you will prom ise to nuke mo a present of a new pair of shoes in case 1 succeed, I will make the attempt myself, and see if I can raise a quarrel between them.’ To this reasonable-request tho devil gladly assented. The old Img went on her way to old Blueford's liouse, and found Mrs. Bhteford busily engag- prl In cret-tin? rout I v for her husband’a ‘But thero is one thing, Mr. Dovil, I would llkotolmve explained, that is, why'you handed them to mo on a stick ?’ ‘Very easy tooxplalh,’ replied ho.— ‘Any ono who has the cunning and meanness to do as you have done, don’t get nearer than twenty feot of me.’— So saying, lie fled in torror. After a while tho old womah died, and when she applied for admiaslon to tho lower regions, tho dovil would not let hor in for fear she might dethrone him, as slio was so much bit superior, So the old woman is y.ot condemned to . 1 . 1 u'l'uss MII.LBlt-8 DAUtilT TBB. tcnntSon. . The miixeot : kr Ai.rittu ti Itll tile hilllor’s'dakgklor, Anri eitb is Brown so dear; so dear, .That t would hi) tlio Jowol That tri-ttitilos St her car t For, Mb In rlnfilou day slid night. I’d tOuoli Kilt Heck ■orvarm anil-white. And I would be Hie girdle About tier dainty; dainty waist, And her liourt wdnld brat a In sorrow ntld in ftijlt » A Kuklux Bishop. HEAIlTS THAT lttmiftnl Wo And the following nnccdolo go-' Som „ huV^Uiki^ringii tho« illg tho rounds of our cxulinllgCH: . And never find tiro love tlioy sui-ic: In somo parts of Georgia the negroes some tips with pride or tobgi nro curled, * parts of Uoorg(a the negroes iiavoboon much exercised lately on tho subject that ovi with them wander over tho worid, rels and strife in poaeeful neighborhoods. Would you,know her name? It is Madamo Scandal. When she died young Scandals ware left orphans, but tho devil, in consideration of the services done by the mother, adopted them ; and so, you see, ho is father to the respectable class called tcandal- mongers. Header, don’t you know, some of tho fhmlly ? From -the Wedding to the Grave. Wo have learned the particulars of a tragic affair which occurred near Cornorsvllle, in this county, a few days ago, soys tho Pulaski, ’l'unn., Citizen, though the names have escaped our memory, A young man. wooed and woh the hand of a young lady whose brother was violently opposed to the match, and who Bworo they never should mar ry. "The heroic, though porhaps mis guided young lady, yielding to the persuasive arguments of love, consent ed to an elopement. Accordingly, ■they clandestinely repaired to'a neigh boring liouse to consummate their ar dent desire. But the resolute and des perate brother was upon their track, and jnst ns (lie happy couple wore on the floor,’about to he made one, a ball from bis pistol penetrated a vital part of the bridegroom’s body, and he fell in the arms of the devoted girl, who, true to him in death, assisted by frieuds, conveyed him to the bed, where, at her request, the ceremony was finished, she exclaiming that site “had rather mourn, a dead husband titan ‘a ddad lover,” In a few minutes the ticwly-miule husband expired The destroy er of his sister's happiness has uot been seen since he fired tile fa tal shot. yards are the oipeoinl abode »• the T „,.„, lino , vl „ olraoo „ limlll muittboirwuy, Klan. Tho consequence Is, that much wi,Sa ,forand st*a«&»tiK SB the poor superstitious how voters Nor strive with rule, nor weep nor prey- have always dronded to pass hy a grave- W»no Otters mu «■'sadly who, yard; they will now never go within tv Aw nio^cdbp phantom, evermore Li. of ol,f. WarofihoWluSt Bishop Beckwith, of the EpisL’opal lunuingbutbltur dust andbllght; ooml' 1 .eeti,'«», no,., wistful epeV; . some months ago made an Episcopal i m „ r irq, 0 lr »lgd «(Ming oboottu visitation to a romoto portion df his I ib«,rtbc,nbi>6attr»ulnmoti.arcd.igiis; Dlo'oese. There wore not many Epls- And nm tin, Bitof Hint noVcrapntksi SinoincI oils tho wheels dPeateVahd icopallaus in tliat region of UVorgia, i^ib«i^jtJjis!inoi» supplies tlieplacd of sitnehlue, Aifljn tbu» few Of the. whites had jsvef. »Ben » Buoimssop-or the. Apoetlea,- and tho 0U , Ul .-, tt ,-mutuu»BerU.wu' B u’a«w«irt4: nygroes, Uhl not know what eort of a 1 .. .. .... , creature a Bishop was. 1 It soon became noised about that on a certain evening the Bishop' WoUld ar- nut sandy boaebra wide and baro. rive and hold services in a clmreit oi Ti.u foot may rati, timsoui may faint, a certain village of the above district, i£jEt&J!!££2!£gSt£!? and tho wbple nelgUberboQd was filled Au TspcukTo wortIr B ?idf o?b'ams. with ouriosity to gd and seo tho queer . A “ u “i’ <a,1 ‘ u ; ow 0 ruo.griciorD.nm animal that read prayers out of a bdok; .. , and to listen to what he llad to preach Kot all unmarked -your sorrows aw,-, about, Not all unpitted your'dcspalr. Of nil the population, tho nogtoes I Sintlo, patient lips soprdudly'dumt^- wero more excited than any others and "'bon tiro’s frail teftt stunt u mnod, they determined to attend, the church nE«5BKf!S2!^J^. cn Jiia8se, thinking that however dan-1 gcrons might bo a graveytif ly.'f And I should know if ltbcntrtght, I'd clasp It round so otoso and tight. And I would bo tho nocklaco, And all day long to faU and riso Upon iiof balmy bbsom, With her laughter or bar sighs; And 1 would Ho no llglit, so light; a should bo unalniitad at ti jgbt, f lft | n who sings has n good heart under Ins shirt frortt. ■ Suoli a man not only works more willingly, hut lfe works more constaptly. A singing cobbler, will earn ns much money ngalti ns a cobbler who gives away to low spirits and Indigestion. A variolous trleil nev er sing. The man who attacks singihg throws a.itone at the head of hilarity, and Would, if he could, rob. J tine of its roses, or August of. its meadow larks.' _' A, _ Gray & Kirkman,- Importer* of - HARD "NV ARE, Ns. 55, CoHrge Strsft, Jan ILlm ^KA«ttTM.UE,JPKAL_ ; ""ir. M. PAPlq A. B. TAYBI^ 4. tr. H**»*»» >»*» PAUL, TAVEL Si HANNfiB, • Whole8*lo Booksellers and Stationers, joto FrUxtore, AKD BLISS. BOOK BAXITJCTISERS, No. «, Union Street, , Jan 14-6m NASHVILLE, TENS. * .VJTlO.r.tL HOTEJ., A. L: UllLKR..... pkopriktob, twenty sons rimu ramsaiisa ottot, • Railroad Awone, brtwce.n Silt and Olh Btrssta, CHATTANOOGA, TENS. Twms—ll.fifl per 1»T! Si"*'* mwla 60 csnU i^Tnhuoiiir : olin wNttaoSa Hammond .is Wellborn, ATTORNEYS at LAW uovl J tVliltuhall Btroct, ATLANTA, GA. ’ Medical and Surgical Notice. A. w. ditinos. a. a. bivinos. nns..i. w. B1W.VGS # sox, YPORHERLY of South Cawllna, toudrr their JF Professional nrvices to.lho cilliens of Dal ton snd surrounding country. tsrSpcclal attention toall f/irrmic («»•«. , arOIKce, during th« dsy, oorher M PBrta find King streets, and night at residence, on mue, formerly occupied by llr. J. ed in getting ready for her husband’s comturv ntmwrevnim mmvnuiu. ( ter the ustial compliments had passed tliQ following dialogue took place: ‘Well,, friend B., you and Mr. B. Iiavo lived a long time together.’ ‘Five-and twenty years, come No vember,” replied Mrs. B. ‘Andall this.time you have never had a quarrel,’ ‘Notone.’ . ‘I am truly glad to hear it,’ contin ued tho Img. . T conaider It my duty to warn-you, (hough this, is the case, you must not expect it always. H a’° you not. observed of late Mr. B. .has grown peevieh and Bullen at timcR ? ‘A very little so,’ observed Mrs. Bluoford. • . ■ .. ‘I know it,’ continued (he hag, ‘amt let me warn you'to ho on your guard.’ Mrs. B. dld not tliink she Imd better do so, but asked -for advioe as to how she should manage tlio case; ‘Have you not noticed,’ said the img, ‘that your husband has a hUlich of long, harsh hair growing under his chin, side of his throat ?’ - ‘Yes.’ . ‘These are the'Cause of trouble, and as long as they remain, you had better look out. Now, as a friend, I would advlso you to cut them off the first time you can get a chance, and thus end the trouble, and ns long as they remain yoirhad bettor look out.-’ onfi at- Tllta fbo hner ntartf “Novel: will Take a Cotton Bale.” There lived in Cobb county, Georgia, many years ago, a man who Imd once been iu tlio State Legislature, and never neglected an opportunity to em phasize the fact. He was a perfect in fidel as to new discoveries and 'new sci. Happiness.—That which, thousand, seek, but few find,- yet lingers qrouhf. every man’s door. The great secret of happiness, is not to be annoyed by petty thwartings, and not to aspire to unattainable objects. He who culti vates the spirit of contentment, will, lu time, reap tlie rioli reward; and he who who would most effectually secure tho priceless jewel to himself, must confer it upon others. He who takeB it as a duty and a pleasure to make others happy,has wjtliin his own breast, a living fountain of happinees that an gels might covot. Happy is tho man . who is an early riser. Every morning day comes ,to him with a virgin’^ love, full of bloom, and purity ,aud freshness. Tlio youth of Nature is contagious, like tlm gladness of a happy child.. Wo doubt if any man can he called old, so long aa he is an early riser and art early walk er. And (oh,youth! take our word for it) youth in dressing gown and slippers, drawling ove’r breakfast' iit noon, is a very decrepit, ghastly imago of llmt youth which secs tlio sun lilusit over the, mountains, aiid the dew sparkling upon blossoming hedgerows. AGolden-Hui.k.4—Industry will make a mail, a purse, aqd frugality will find strings for it. Neither the piiAo nor the strings will coet anything. Ho who has it shopld draw the string'^' as frugality, direct#, and he will be sure Ob, hearts that hunger through the world. fchMINOl . Iiittlo Thlnge. Gobrfjia Bailrond etock lm« advanc ed about toil dollars ti share, within tho past ten days. “Juliufl, did you see tho Catskill Mountains?" “ No, SuiubL; butl’VfJ seen eats kill mice." San Francisco iu shaken by earth quakes aud violent tempests. ' Wall street bankers propose to re sist the payment of their rcvsnuS lax- fcl. A boy in Huntington chunty, Ponn- (yifltutr, who wns bitten recently by n ; cat, has Just died of hydrophobia. ' A wimnu in Cleveland, and her son, agdrf elghtocn got on a drunken eprcc, 6nc flight, last treeki and in tho morn ing the soil waj fdtinu dead in bed. Be not ail stigaf, or tho world will swallow thee up; nor itll wormwood, or It will spit thee out: ^ A singing cobbler will earn its much money again ns a cobbler who girea' way to low spirits or indigestion. ThoChicaf of stoppli streots c ' drivor. The liew Mayor of Philadelphia lma undertaken to prevent loafers from louflglDg on the corners of tlio streets in tho eveuiflg find off SlilldLiyal In Minnesota, it is said, every night not OH Episcopalian Chlirell; Wlthnoveradoytitiioraniar, . , ,tly .it had np.vestfy-rootf i.H Bishop could put on ills vest- 80““?“v eratwiNys^in thu year. - - Acuity was, however, Buw«*»ir te-morrowt them Iiavo tirth, * ly,-there would be no peril from Ku- wlt ^ oat yo „, dUrllng t klux where so large u eongregaVlon vvithoat you t wiiat more can i«ay, , would be assembled. To Mtfty you iio»- ldnoly my ItoarVls The house of .worship Wfts situated Whuriovorypur heart la away t in tho outskirts of the little village; j i wait, and.iwaum for yon, Wrest) but it was; consequent which the B ments. : Thfedimvwj remedied^by epmo one’e suggestingf tho near, that the Bishop should robe himeeir ThoUayoruil othcra tomo. SffiVttent dl?- 0 ” 8 r0U “ d An{ > often 1 fancy I near you, . and entor at the front doo . Yonrhanaoatiiolntcli of tliodoor, : go hesentu friend with his surplice, vourvotooin timimii, amt yourtooutou., who placed it behind a tombstone,) Cloacr-oloaor-brotdo mii mice more, where it should ho at hand when ho with g i ttdwo ,-; half abut, now 1 ySii, should require it. . ; Aa beautiful, lmivo and aa troc, Long before the timeidesignated for And cyw I.know oven in dnrkncM,; . tho opening services the little church Bclong'tdno other tlian you. had become filled with the whites of And 8mningl whl»iicri“inj ; dnrllng"- the vicinity, anti the negroes, finding Shall «eu only eyoa that lire bright. The Bishop nt tho appointed time I not oacn, and often, mul often, entered the graveyard l.y the back gate, t ' n T,u“ t ”g rnoim S the wmSew, went up to tlio tombstone and donned - Tii6»hhdoweof nlghtoomtngon his Episcopal vesture.. The wind was —v . ,. v “, ronenr ' blowing rather fresh, and ja«t as he turned the-corner Of tho chardl a flaw Andtbalonelicart, now breaking In aUence, spread Out his white robes. Some lie-1 Will some time at rent ho with yon. groes spied him and bawled out “Ku- ' klux 1 Kukluxl" They; nil looked An-Irishman on being told that round and beheld the flaunting white certain kind of stovo Would “anve lmlf Thornton Areim 1 Hi King. January *--*f- xSIIAflK tKst.lK'9 LADY’S MAGAZINE.— Jd The leading Million periodical Idi Ainorlca. Each lUdntlity numhor pontolna » lar B o ™ lor. ed plate oLthp latent faahtona, from^esjgna nent from flaris aa upon aa Inyonted^whlch are thuajinbllelied ahnultiineounly In Now.York and Partes AfOOTpjtteanooUir^ SWBm _ .,V«hnni, With numerou* other. Ill umber contAin* an 01 describing the very^ Is™ . witMroniwWj^** u .W?j® ' r i 0 each num- •H5r ° A contjduSrt sto?y, anWct\ written iaiea Smi Btorics of adventure, with humorous anec- ilStoS deeoript&s of &f5m*r* andIooAm,. ainu’omenta Tor young MtsplMNW conitttuto .tho reading tuATwirvMVftt S * .. Addreil’^BANK York ctty . »Y MAO/ v Iy aoXHOvnounud the llpdel Parlor «ludlngapocnUd°parSnontamt°F?aliton*.> ln - atrnotmna on Health, Music, ‘fo hy tho boat authors, profusely UluftretJwSRh costly engravings, usofnl nndroltnhtopatter omhroiderles, anda constant success [oil of tlstla novolttcs, with other useful nod ^*NopoFaonof U rofinemont, economical P« Magael rlcs, Pihiuw|>ji of Thought, P eluding specie intterns, of ar- enter- ble premium, for ri i ad tv ay, N. Y, g America ‘ cb, Soon after tliis the hag started'for home, and made it convenient to meet Mr. II. oh the way. Much the same talk in relation to his domestlo happi ness passed between him and the old woman. ‘But', friend Blueford,” said she, ‘I think it my duty ns a Christian to warn you to bo on your guard, for I tell you your wife intends your ruin.’ Old Mr. B. was very much astonish ed, yet ho could hot wholly discredit her words. When ho reached homo he throw himself on a bed in'perplex ity, and felgnitlg liiihself asleep, Bod ied the matter over in his inin'ili , His wife, thinking this a good opportunity for cutting off the obnoxious hair, took her husband's razor and crept softly to ltis side. Now, the old lady woe much frightened at holding a razor so near to her husband’s neck, and her hand was not so Bteqdy ns it once was; tb, between tbe two, Bho went to work Very awkwardly, and pulled the hairs, instead of cutting them off. Mr. B. opened his eyes, and there stood his wife with a razor nt his throat, After what bo had been told, and seeing this, he could not doubt but that she intend ed to murdei him. He sprang from the bed in horror, and no explanation or entreaty could convinoe him to the contrary. So from that timo there was jaw, jaw, quarreling imd wrangling all the time. With delight the dovil heard of tho success of ths faithful emissary, and sent her word, if she would meet him fl t the endof the lane at a certain time, ho would pay her the shoos. At the appointed time she repnired to tbs spot, and found tho dovil at the place. He put the shoes on a polo, and stand ing on the opposite side of the fonce, banded them over to her. She was much pleased with tl)em-,they were exactly the artiqlp, water . only giving in to steam cars by slow degrees. But all the vials of ins con tempt were poured out upon the idea of a telegraph, and he was wont to say that nobody need try to come the “green” over him in that way, for he imd been in the Legislature. Finally, the State road was built, and one day workmen began to put up the telegraph posts' right in front of'ills house, aud to stretch the wire. His exultant neighbors thought that they had him on that occasion, and asked ; “Well, old follow, wliat d'p you think of tho telegraph now?” He was cornered, JVuf died game. Drawing himself up nn inch taller, he said: “Gentlemen, when I was In tho Legislature I gave this subject iny very attentive consid eration, And I said then, as I 6»y now, that it may do for loiters and small packageshiit it never will take a cotton bale—never/" AttTKMUS Ward had nn adventure ip Boston once, which resulted as fol lows t . I returned in boss-cars part way.— A pooty girl in spectacles sot near me, and was tellin a young man how much he reminded her of a young man she used to know in Waltham. Pooty •oon'the young man got out, and smil ing in n scductivo manner I said to the girl in spectaoios,— ‘Don’t I remind you of some one you used to ltilow ?’ • “Yes,” snjd she, “you do remind mo of a man, hut he was sent to the pen itentiary for stealing a barrel of mack erel ; lie died there, so I conclood you ain’t him.” I did not pursuo the conversation. A Hog.—A certain lawyer was ap plied to for a legal opinion' by a poor neighbor, in which the interests of the latter were materially involved. The lawyer furnished tho opinion, and charged five dollars for it. , “There is.the money," said his cli ent, “and it is all 1 have in the world, and my family hae been a long lime without pofk." “Thank Heaven!” replied tbe attor ney, “my wife has never known tho Want of pork since the day wo were married,” “And never will," said'hie client, “so long as Bke has suoh a great hog "s you.” ■ The attorney was so, pleased With the smartness of his repartee that he forgave tho poor fellow and returned him his money. General Lek.—Grant the soldier, Grant the magnanimous, Grant, elect of the people, could properly and no bly tender one of his Cabinet appoint ments to Robert E. Leo, by all odds the first and noblest map in tho-.rebel Confederacy. 11 would do vastly much to lidal the sere difference between the North and South; it would make our lately alienated Southern brethren feel that they had a near place in our hearts and homes, that we are now one nation, that our glory it their glory, and that they have a large share in tho success of the administration of our great Pres ident.—Milwaukee Witsonsin. ways whoje and wholesome. Idleness travels very leisurely, and poverty soon overtakes him. Look nt the rag ged slaves of idleness, and judge Which is the best to serve, industry or idle ness, ^ ^ An offended weman not having a special invltnlion to the funeral of a near neighbor, remained at homo and sent the: following » ote to the mourn ers: “I think I have been slighted in being omitted from your llslof invita tions. We shall probably have a fu* nornl at our house one of these days, and wo won’t invite you I So there I” There are sortie minds so blinded by vanity as to pretend to find a proof of their superiority in their inability to admire. There are some men who affect to disapprove of an ctithusiaam they know nothing of, thus transform ing their impotence into wisdom. It is a common belief among the Ef&ptians that every traveller is an emissary from his king. Is it not so, in truth ? Are not we earthly travel lers all emissaries from our Ring?— Have We not His message to deliver, and at our journey’s end, is it not to Him that our account must be ren dered ? When hearts-ore filled with holy af fections, Snd home is happy, then do the young dwell in a charmed circle, which only the naturally depraved would Beek'lo quit, and across which boundary temptations to error shinp out hut feebly. Thomas Hood died composing, and that, too, a humorous poem. He is said to Unvo remarked that he was dy ing out of charity to the undertaker, who wished to urn a lively Hood. Josh Billiug is speculating op floods, He arrives at this conclusion:. “Tlicr aint no doubt in mi mind but that tho flood was a perfect success; and I have thought that another jnst such a ono would pay well now in some sektions of the country.” He who is passionate and hasty, is generally honest. It is your old, dis sembling hypocrite of whom you should beware. There’s no deception in a hull dog. It is only the cur that sneaks up ind bites you when yourback is turned. Vhefti is a sentiment as beautiful as just in : the following lines: “Ho who forgets the fountain from which he drank, and the tree Under whose shade he gambolled ill the days of his youth, is a stranger to the sweetest impress ions of the human lioait;’ 1 tool “Kuklux P 1 V ■m Chicago police havo a fldatway. ipplng last driving through tho i of that city. Thoy shoot tho Rive of tho most skillful and deter mined detectives of tlio Paris polioo are intrusted with tho special task of watching over tlio Prince Imperial. . . A drunken woman in the jail at Ma con, Ga.j the other day attempted to commit suicide by drinking a bottlqof castor oil, hut the sands ofllfo failod' to runout; and site was tried for‘loose conduct, by. tho Mayor next morning, pw many years havo you been ll’f sympathetically asked a gen- .leman of aboggar who pretended, to bo bereft of Bpcecli. “Five years, sir," tcfrtldd the impostor; completely takcii ‘ off hi* guard: Tlio AthoPs Watchman slates that R. II. Lampkin, a promisiug young man pud a student at tlio State Uni versity,’ committed suicide on Friday evening last, by shooting Himself through tho right breast.; His ■ was found near tha( c;tj. body gle darkey cbuld.be seoli,-huttho soutid of tlielr loot-steps in tlio distaneo fell were upon the car, aud for half nn Four af- phis,- . , , lenvards could he heard the terrible heads shaved in the presence of the words, “Kuklux! Kuklux! I" far off irt battalion, and the letter D branded on the country, as the affrighted crowd their hips. , wore making off for their homes. • ..V***' - , . ing and Jewelry. I to liafe nunca the wife ©f a mechanic The Belleville (Mo.) Democrat; Jah- at- Marengo; lows,-as lately as last No- uary 20tb, says :• vOmber. A'Doye B pgAp»p5rWMM4 On last Monday the remains of Miss -that tho Marengo mecbaOio should hOW Maggie McCarren, a loveiy and inter- kill Bailey. esting girl of eighteen, the only daujli- - - .. ... .. ter and child of Mr. Edward McCarren, Why. is a igtagtimm whip ail old aud highly esteemed citizen of propelled on. the Arcliimedian pflnoi- this county, living near. Mascoutali, pie? Bfccause it is worked by its crew, were consigned (0 the grave, The fu- (its et>rew.) .. neral took place about 2 o’clock in the , T** lnr(1 afternoon. Next day, about tho sumo • Why. is opemng a hour, tlio eriof-slrickcu paroiiU paid a a vpry novelway of getting into a room? visitto the grave of their darling child, Because it is breaking through the to iv.ater it anew with their tears.— coiling, (sealing.) , ; , , —T T.-T ..... ; V y 000 o'few yeilrs since,-has just been sold for $110,000. In Wilmington, North Carolina, it costs a white mail fifty dollars acci dentally to step upon a negro .lady's diess. and trial before a oarpbt-bag of ficial. The members of tho Rhode Island Legislature aro paid $1 per’day. Til State is small.and nearly'all of ther Iivo at their homes during.-tho sessioi The bread of life is love; the sail of life is work | the sugnr of lifo, poetry ; tho water of life, faith. A polito philosopher once thanked a lady who had been singing to a party for an hour, by saying, “Madam yoli havo wasted our timo oharmingly.” Hasty words often rankle the wound which injury give?; but soft words as suage it, forgiving cures it, and forget ting takes away tna scar. Judge of their feelings of horror to find that tho grave had been tampered with, and to allay the horrible suspicion tliai took shape and form in their minds, tho grave was reopened, when it became apparent that' tho tomb had been ruthlessly invaded the night pre vious. The clothes in. which their be loved daughter was buried had' been stripped from her body, together with the ornaments upon her person, and carried away as booty. The body was in such a disarranged concision as to requlro to be redressed and rein- torred. The anguish of the fond pa rents at this gross indignity and out rage cannot bo described. We have learned that tho distressed* parents have caused the remains of their be loved child to he interred in the garden contiguous lo tlieir rceidentte, where it is hoped she will bo permitted to re- pose in peace. A Rimarkable Tranoe Case.- . number of the Milwaukie physicians have been examining a remarkable case atRurlington,Iowa—that of Mina Rouscbe. On the 8th of January she called her father to her bedside and told him she was going to sleep, and that she should steep a long time. She said slio should look as though she was dead, but slio should not be dead; and made her father promise that ho would not bury her. She then sank away, and has laid in that state since tho 8th of Janusry. On Monday last a vein was tapped, and the, blood flowed as naturally as it would in a living per son. In n union of hand and brain lies tho truo Htrongth Of human achieve ment. Either, without the othor,' is powerless. The brain to plan, the hand to execute. Combind iu.the same individual, we have a directness of effort and a momentum of action next to irresistible. Honce, educa tion, iftrue to its mission, will aim not ouly to intopsify and refine tl'.o in tellect aud the moral perceptions, but will give dilh heed to tho physioal de mands of the individual. “ A sound miud in a sound body" is not only a happy contingency, but a natural aud reasonable conjunction, founded not less in soience than- in beneficence. “We’re in a pickle now,said a man in a crowd. “A - regular jam,” Said another. “Heaven preserve us,’'mo(tii- td an old lady. i. Kentuckian being asked hoibtttjieh corn lie raised, answered, “About ten barrels of whisky, besides what we waste for broad.” Why may not the proprietor of a Dorn.'’ Miss Peters, his daughter, lias,- forest fell his own limber ? Because j„ oonsoquonoe, renounced'her design 'no-one is allowed to cut when it Is his 0 f becoming, a.uup. them . — ,.during ( tlio session, going to the Capitol in the morning and telurhing'ln the evening; A Minister in Minnesota lias beori presented with a watch guard compos ed of Unit, every lady iu the congi-cga- tion having plucked out ono hair as a contribution. • A rifeiv perfume yclept “Loyal bitlm of a thousand niggers,” is advertised in an exchange. The inventor claims that it was manufactured okpTossly for parties doalHtfg tbe removal of thoiv political dl'sahUUie*. ’. The nows-hoj-a of iioiiBton, Texas, vrlll not sell the Republican paper, and tlm editothimsclf cries them about the streets; Dri Hoot-go B-. Gofer's, Who killed Geb; Van Dorn, has recently.been uni- ted in the holy bonds Of matrimony with his former wife, from whop he was di'vorcdd in conscquenco of her in- tlmaoy, as claimed, with’ Gen; Van. own-deal. Why does-a young man injure his stature by encouraglug the growth of his beard ? Because thenke begins to grow down. To dispel darkness from about yon, make light of your troubles. A methodistohuroh up in Massachu setts has been transferred into a-veloc ipede rink. Alurt mixed in olilckeh food is a euro and preventative of cholera. Spain Is said to have as many can didates for kings as General Grant has for. his cabinet. nga.uup.- In Norlhfield, Michigan, a hoy nan*.- od Bigolow, aged nine, fatally shot hisr cousin, also aged nine, on tho 19th instant, on account of some childish quarrel. Tho same juvenile reprobate kicked a little Indian school-girl to death about -a fortnight ago. Horse flesh is rising in estimation in Berlin ns an article of food. In 1868, the'number of horses killed for this purpose was no -less than 4,044. The blood is purchnscd,.hy a manufacturer, who uses it as a dye. A.BtrlinreeUu- raut intends shortly to open an estab lishment iii which only various prepa- rationa of horse flesh will bo served to the guests; It is reported that five notorious criminals, two named Evqns, one nam ed Moody, and the names of the other two not given, wero taken from jail at Dyersburg, Tonn-, last Friday night by a.porty of undisguised citizens snd shot to death. Furthor particulars of the affair may somewhat diminish its present terrible aspect. . : ' Taking up Troos. •''-The following relative to taking up trees for transplanting, accords with tlio views wo have often expressed, but they ennuot bo repeated too often; they wero given nt a rccont meeting of agriculturists nt Now Haven: “An enormous amount of money is Taxns most unquestionably a land lost to tree purchasers from rode anrt of ^hog, hominy and plenty.”. Forin- unskillful taking up. 1 r fr "(hi*trunk 1 slanoe t l )ork is splli’ig in Anderson torn up by the roots, ns il t o tnink ; CQunt ^ * t t, 1-2 ce n tB per pound, aud and branches were tlm oneU^ig ^ com meaUn Hempstead is only worth More thnu fifteen tbbnannd porsone sary, nnd the roots superfluous, proper way is, to open a trench on encli side of the tree with a spade, keeping the edge towards the.treo, so ns not to cross a root. Theso -trenobcs should be far enough from the tree to avoid the main roots, and deep enough to go below all except the tap root, which may be cut off. This being done, the tree may bo pulled up with its roots entire,” went to balls itrNow York last week,- spent twenty-five thousand dollars for carriage hire, forty thousand, ^dollars for suppers and wlhcfc, over ono'hun- dredsand eighty thonsand dollbve in toilette and dresses, end wore-jewels’ worth in the aggregate eight hundred; ’ and fifty thousand dollars. -‘