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SELECTED JPQEYSY.
lioHiStrauge It Will lie.
How strange it will bo, love—-how strange when
we two
Shall be what all lovers become ?
You rigid and faithless. I cold and untrue ;
You thoughtless of me, and I careless of yon ;
Our pot names grown rusty with nothing to do ;
Love’s bright web unravelled, and rent and
worn through,
And life’s loom left empty - ah, hum l
Ah, me,
How strange it will be !
How strange it will be’whenjtho witchery goes
Which makes me seem lovely to-day ;
When your thought of me loses its coleurde rose;
When every day serves some new fault to li -
do.
Ana wonder you could for a moment suppose—
When you find I’vo cold eyes and an every-day
nose—
-1 was out of the -mmou-place way;
Ah, me !
How strange it will be !;
How strange it will be, love—how strange
when we meet
With just a still touch of the hand;
When my pulses no longer delightfully beat
At the thought of your coming, the sound of
your feet:
When I watch not your coming far down the
long street,
When your dOt ir loving voice, too, so thrillingly
sweet,
Grows harsh in reproach or command ;
Ah, me !
llow strange it will be !
How strange it will be when we willingly stay
Divided the weary day through ;
Or getting remotely apart, as we may,
Sit chilly and silent, with nothing to say ;
()r coolly converse on the news of the day,
In a wearisome, old married-folk sort of way ?
I shrink from the picture—don’t you?
Ah, me !
How strange it will be !
Dear love, if our hearts do grow torpid and cold,
As so many others have done ;
If we let our love perish with hunger and cold;
If we dim all life’s diamonds and tarnish its
gold.
If we choose to live wretched and die uncon
soled,
Twill be strangest of all things that ever was
told
As happening under the sun!
Ah, me!
How strange it will be !
Lucli of EuowJcdge of Hintse-
One of Ibc most of the prolific
sources of matrimonial difficulties is
tho lack of knowledge, on Urn part of
wives, of the duties of housekeeping'.
In these days, there ore a hundred
y mug ladies who can thrum a piano,
to one who can make a good loaf of
bread. Yet a hungry husband lias so
much of the animal in his nature that
lie cares more for a good dinner than
he does—so long as his appetite is un
appeased—Heavy bread has made
many heavy hearts, rise to dys
pepsia horrid dyspepsia—and its
herd of accompanying torments. Girls
who desire that their husbands should
be amiable and kind, should learn how
to make light bread. When a young
man is courting, lie can well live at
home ; or, if he had to go to a dis
tance to pay his addresses, he usually’
obtains good meals at a hotel or eat
ing-house ; but when he is married
and gets to housekeeping, his wife as
sumes the functions of his mother or
his landlord, and it is fortunate for
her if she has been educated so as to
know what a good table is. Those
who are entirely dependent upon hired
copks make a sorry show at house
keeping. The stomach performs a very
important part in the economy of hu
manity, and wives who are forgetful
of this fact commit a serious mistake.
Even the lion may be tamed by keep
ing him well fed.
A woman appeared at the shop
where her husband is employed and
apologetically said : “Jim is not well.
You must excuse him from coming to
work to-day. lie and I had a little
difficulty at the breakfast table this
morning, and he won’t be able to
work this week.”
‘Building castles in Spain, Mr. S?’
said tho landlady to Spicer, who was
thoughtfully regarding his breakfast
cup ‘'No ma’am,’ said Spicer, ‘only
looking over* my grounds in Java.
‘Do iry and talk a little common
sense!’ exclaimed a sarcastic young
lady visitor. ‘Oh!’ was the reply but
would'nt that be taktng an "unfair ad
vantage of you?’
An lowa wife, who lately came in
1 obsession of SSOO, just stepped out
and procured a divorce while the po
tatoes were boiling.
Anew cause of divorce —incompati-
bility of temperament of the wife’s
relatives is recognized by the Califor;
nia courts.
Eij iiiAN, DODGE COUNTY, GA, TiIIKSDAY, JAN. 22, 1874.
Unhappy Marriages.
The Montpelier “Freeman” has a
few words of advice to those who have
wedded for life with some mental re
servation, the result of which is “un
happy marriages” It admits that
there are some pairs having nothing
in common, so that not even the grace
of God can make them happy togeth
er. But, as a general thing, a right
spirit makes happy homes. Neither
party should ever expect to bring the
other to an ideal standard. If parties
would love, they can always find
enough to Mite. When parties are
married, they need to become one in
" If tie; husband is intent on
professional suc-secs, and the v, Ye sees
her ideal existence “in society ;” if
one is absorbed in accumulating
wealth, and the other cares only to
“enjoy life;” if one is a missionary
and the other *a miser in spirit and
plan of life, it is plain to any observer
that discord, -if not divorce, will be
obtained, unless ther o boa coming to
gether in respect to the object and
work of life. In the earlier years of
a mechanic’s, merchant’s or profession
al man’s career, his wife must endure
self-denial and hardship if she would
see him a successful man. Finally,
marriage is just about what parties
make it.
Camphor as a Medicine.
The “Scientific American” lectures
those people who make a frequent use
of camphor as a medicine. It says :
The physiological action of camphor
is not yet understood ; but, judging
by the symptoms that follow the tak
ing of a moderate dose, it may 7 be
called a nervous stimulant. It is
somewhat like opium and alcahol
therefore, in its action, when taken in
irritation large doses, it causes exces
sive to the nervous system, producing
convulsions and death Camphor acts
to irritato aod r.ml I'nnf’y to
inflame the mucous lining of the stom
ach, causing in the milder cases a form
of dyspepsia, and in the more aggra
vated, ulceration of the stomach.—
From these two actions—namely, that
of the nervous stimulant and local
irritation—come all tho g’ood and evil
of its use. We can, therefore, readily
see how unsuited this drug is to be a
Ito usehold reined v.
Changes of Century.— The nine
teenth century has witnessed many
and great discoveries.
In 1809 Fulton took out the first
invention of the steamboat.
The first steamboats which made
regular trips across the Atlantic
ocean were the Sirius and the Great
Western in IS3O.
The first public application to prac
tical use of gas for illumination was
made in 1802
In 1813 the streets of Loudon
were lighted for the first time
with gas.
In 1813, there was built in Walt
ham, Mass., a mill believed to have
been the first in the world, which
combined all the requirements of
making finished cloth from raw
cotton.
In 1190 there were only 25 post
offices in the whole country, and up
to 1837 the rates of postage were
25 cents for a letter sent over 400
miles.
In 1837 wooden clocks commenced
to be made by machinery. This
ushered in the era of cheap clocks
About the year 1833 the first rail
road of any considerable length in
the United States was constructed.
In 1840 the first experiments in
photography were made by Daguerre.
About 1840 the first express busi
ness was established.
The anthracite coal business may
be said to have begun in 1820.
In 1830, the first patent for the in
vention of matches was granted.
In 1845 the first telegram was
sent.
Steel pens were introduced for use
in 1803.
Tho first successful reaping took
place in 1833.
In 184 G Elias Howe obtained a
patent for bis first sewing machine.
The first successful method of vul
[canized India rubber was patented
‘ in 1839.
\ fiplmry Man in Trouble
tlie Meek’s IVashiug.
W| a frightful sensation that is
when y*i have just got home of a cold
Mond..Vnight and pulled; your boots
off, top told that the week’s washing
is outlm the line and must be brought
in. T'.' to do this of a dewey eve
in thef unmer, with the delicate per
fume il flowers filling the air, and a
brass ’* ’ and on the next street, is not
exacWfj hardship ; but to do it in
the dtii of winter, with a chilling
breeze flowing, and the clothes as
stiff atrMrolling-pin, is something no
man J|fontcmplate without quaking.
l\ C flßr quite understand how it is
that. rqfui invariably gets his boots
off be;op the dread summons comes,
but the'i'st of it is plain enough.—
There isia sort of rebellious Tooling in
his heart which prompts him to try to
entangle his wife in an argument, and
failing in this ho snatches up the bas
ket, and |oes out into the yard with
it, rapping it against the chairs and
knockingjit against the sides of the
door with as much vigor as if it was
not purely accidental. If the fend
wife is aijyway attentive she can hear
his well-known voice consigning vari
ous objocG to eternal suffering, long
after lic Iwis disappeared.
There k no levity in a line of frozen
clothes. Every article is as frigid as
the Cardiff giant, and the man who
wrenches the pin off and then holds the
basket in expectation of seeing the
piece drop off the line of its own ac
cord, is too pure and simple for this
world. But our man isn’t of that na
ture. lie catches hold of the garment
with his chilled hands, and seeks to
pull it off, but it doesn’t come. Then
he yanks it upwards and then down
wards and then sideways ; and when
it comes off it maintains the same
shape it has been all the afternoon
ii* >vl;!<jJ p.i.-t a*?
readily to enter the basket as to be
shoved through the keyhole of a va
1 isc; The first articles lie doubles up
with his hands, and there is a faint
semblance of carefulness in packing
them away ; but after that he smashes
them into tho basket without any cer
emony, and cropvds them down with
his foot He uses the same care in
taking down a fine cambric handker
chief that he does In capturing a sheet,
and makes two handkerchiefs of every
one. When he gets far from the bas
ket he allows the articles to multiply
in his arms, so as to save steps, and
when he gets his arms full of the awk
ward and miserable things, whose
sharp, icy corners jab him in the neck
and face, he comes to an article that
refuses to give way on one end. He
pulls and shakes desperately at it,
howling and screaming in his rage, un
til he inadvertently steps on the drag
ging end of a sheet, and then he comes
down flat on the frozen snow. But
bounds up again grating his teeth, and
hastily deposits the bundle in the bas
ket, darts back to the refractory mem
ber, and taking hold of it, fiercely tugs
at it, while he fairly jumps up and
down in the extremity of his anger
and cold. Then it comes unexpected
ly, and with a part of the next article,
and he goes over again—this time on
his back and with violence. With the
clothes gathered, he takes the basket
up in his livid hands, thus bringing
the top articles against his already
frozen chin, and thus tortured, propels
his lifeless limbs into the house. She
stands ready to tell him to close the
door, and is thoughtful enough to ask
him if it’s cold work. But if lie is a
wise man he will make no answer. If
lie is a wise man he will silently plant
himself in front of the stove, and fram
ing his frozen ieatures into an impla
cable frown will preserve that exterior
without the faintest modification until
bedti me.— l)anbury News.
A Shcrboygan man said : “Lucy
Smith, I can’t fool away my time
courting ; will you marry me ?” And,
although Lucy had known him but
two hours, she put her little hand in
his and said she would.
A Detroit woman sues for a divorce
because her husband insists upon
sleeping with his teet on the pillow so
that he could tickle her feet when she
snores.
A Strange Story About an Owl. —
Our old friend James Case, tells the
following strange owl story; It
seems that Mr James W arner, resid
ing near Mr C’s. has been doing a
considerable amount of trapping
for the last few months. While set
ting his traps some time ago, he con
cluded that he woud bait for a large
bird which he believed had been both
ering his chicken roost of late days,
lie accordingly did so, and upon the
morning after, upon going to visit his
traps, was much surprised at finding
one of them gone —bait and trap both
gone, and no owl; but the sequel is
to come. The other morning, Mrs.
Rogers, who lives some ten miles
away from Mr. Warner’s, hearing
some disturbance in the licn-housc
among the chickens, arose quickly,
and taking a light went out to sec
what was the matter with them, think
ing it was probably a fox. By mak
ing a careful and sudden effort she
succeeded in catching the object, and
to her great surprise found it was a
huge owl. But the strange part is
to come. Attached to the owl was
Mr. Warner’s trap and about ten
inches of chain. It seems that two
teeth were broken out of the steel
trap just where the teeth was broken
out the jaws of the trap had firmly
held the leg of the bird, cutting all
around quite to the bone, but without
injuring the latter. The leg, however,
by this time was recovered and well,
the wound having had ample time to
euro during the two months that
had passed since the owl first flew
away with the trap. What wonder
ful tenacity of life exhibited by tho
bird! what torture must have torn
the poor owl as he passed along his
way, dragging the terrible trap and
chain. —Bath County (Ky) News,
S Hn/rc That Does Not Wore Both
Ways. —The House Committee on
Education and Labor.has hardly done
the fair thing by tlie starving poor o
the South. The majority of that com
mitttoe has always been ready to
vote for interference to any extent
in Southern affairs for military domi
nation at the South, and the like; but
when it is asked to do so small a fa
vor as to recommend the issuing of
army rations to the starving women
of Louisiana and Alabama, this com
mittee makes the discovery that ‘it is
not the proper sphere of Congress to
enter on a general system of providing
for pauperism in the State/ Wc
agree with the committee in its con
clusions that a “general system” of
such relief is sometimes beyond the
pale of Congressional duty; but
since Congress has taken up so large
a part of its sessions of late years in
regulating Southern affairs, w r e can
not see that it would be doing any
violence to its own innumerable pre
cedents if it should sanction the issue
of army rations to those who are
suffering for want of bread,
It is certainly not a very gracious
act in Congress to plead ‘no authority
as an excuse for not feeding starving
Southerners, when it lias assumed a
plentitude of authority for meddling
in all other details of Southern life.
Since Congress through the Com
mittee on Education and Labor de
cides that the rule which works one
way cannot under any circumstances
be permitted to work another, the
suffering Soutli has but the remedy
of appealing to the sympathy and
generosity of other parts of the coun
try—and we are confident that it
will not appeal in vain. A concise
statement of the actual sufferings,
for lack of bread, of any part of the
Southern population, if prepared by
c nnpetent, trustworthy, well-known
person, would elicit help promptly
from those who have to give in this
city and State.— N. T. Journal of
Commerce.
“Good morning, gentlemen,” gaid a
book-peddler, entering a railroad car.
No one responded, “Beg pardon, if I
have said too much. I withdraw the
last word,”
That was a very mean thing of a
man in Chicago, who borrowed S2OO
from his wife and used the money in
obtaining a divorce.
)lotvs tilng It.
A few evenings since a New Turk
chap was sparking a TVhiware girl
who wore an Elizabeth ruff. Expeol
ing his coming, she dressed for the 'oc
casion stiff as an nnrestr cted mse\>f
satin gloss starch could nfake it. U
was of the most stunning character.
The lover came at the orthodox time
and was nrshered into the pdrlor,
where the enchanting maiden and her
father and mother were seated, fie
was cordially received, and tho eve
ning- passed pleasantly, although tho
old folks sat up a good deal longer
than the youngsters thought was nec
essary. Finally they went to bed and
the twain was left alone. After a cer
tain amount of preliminary bashful
ness, the maiden assented to her loy
er’s request for a kiss. He essayed to
take it, but was met at every point
with a bristling wall of tarlatan and
starch. He came her In front
and was gouged in each eye. He sid
ed up to her, and the right-hand prong
cut one of his ears half off. He at
tempted to reach -the prize over her
shoulder, and the chevieux de frise of
lace tickled Ins nose till he waNjpblttr
cd to take a sneeze. Then the maiden
came to the rescue, and Judd jlown one
side of the provoking ruff, and again
he lover advanced. Just as lie had
all but reached her blooming cheek the
damsel lost her grip, and the razor-like
decoration flew up with a force that
took an under bit out of the fight car.
Then he got mad. Then she got mad.
Then they both got mad, and an antic
ipated wedding* litis come to a prema
ture end.
A young man who belongs to a
club where euchre is the principal
intellectual study, took a young lady
to church the other Sunday evening
and fell into a gentle doze before tho
minister liad reached his ‘thirdly.*
He cannot explain exactly -how it
happened, but just as the reverend
gentleman said something about tho
‘Last trump/ the young man earnestly
ejaculated, ‘l’ll go alone!’ Tho
young lady says the next time he can
‘go alone/ for she won't' go with
him.
‘Come mother, give me some medi
cine/ said an ailing boy, ‘I don’t want
to die yet, for Iv'e no acquaintance in
heaven.' Why, yes, my boy/ said
his mother, ‘there’s your dear old,-
grandfathcr, and little Lainy, the
gardener’s daughter, and Harry
Stone, too, who died only last Week.*
‘Well/ said the little fellow, ‘Harry
and always did quarrel, and the gar
dener’s child speaks nothing but
Dutch, and I have grown so sine*
grandpa died he would not know nio
when I got there.”
“Adam’s Ajle.” —Does it notsoew incredßbftt
that men will vitiate taste and stupefy hratn by
the use ol alcoholic beverages when Nature
lreely supplies the drink of drinks—pure water t
Not even tho mildest of any of the California
wines will prove useful. Wine is no mojra
healthful than alcohol diluted in water, •
Suppose a wine contains seven per cent, of al
cohol —and that surely would be light enough,
it is no more liealthlul than water with seven
per cent, of alcohol in it. The wine is practi
cally just that, with a little coloring matter
added. Often, very often, there is an addi
tion of poisonous, adulterating stuff. There
is no doubt that wine is better than lager beer,
however. This is wretched swill, puffing a
man out and making his bram stupid. The
best drink when you are sick or well, when
you are hot or cold, indeed, under all possible
circumstances is water.
Some people are easily satisfied
A Kentucky lady recently bad an
arm amputated by two surgeons “in
a manner creditable to the profes
sion and satisfactory to the patient.*
Never be cast down by trifles. If
a spider breaks his web twenty times,
twenty times will he mend it. Make
up your mind to do a thing, aud you
will do it.
Any lady who can endure the draft
that modern dress and modern society
make upon her, can certainly endu.ro
any college course so far as physical
endurance is concerned.
A clergyman recently asked a girl
concerning her intended : “Is he, in
his conversation and carriage a consist*
ent Christian ?” She replied : “In his
conversation lie is very pious, but I
never saw him in his carriage.”.
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