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Crimson C'*' leart of the M>a coal lire,
jirHf-ie and I in (he ruddy glow,
H> r mother reads, and the old grandsire
Dreams of his youth iu the “ long ago.”
fniitt and warmth and love in the room,
Now or never my unit, to pnt-K ;
Win-re hyacinths shed their sweet perfume
\v play two games—one love—one chess.
qii. rii of the red and queen of my heart,
Win n will you wear my golden ring?
phishing her checks the roses start.
Slyly she iniumurs, “ Cheek to your king.”
My paws advance, press on and die;
l he bishops battle in lines oblique;
Mv brave knights fall; but I can’t tell why
My heart grows strong as my game grows weak.
Darling, answer me, lift your eyes!
Your mother rleeps and the time approves,
Speak, sweet mouth, with a glad surprise;
“ You’ll be mated, sir, in thieo more moves.”
Then let this be one—and her dimpled hand
Looks all the fairer for plain gold ring ;
In vaiu 1 rally my scattered band
As again she checks my poor lost king.
Nearer her dark brows curls to mine,
The chessmen seem in dark eclipse,
*• Check ! ” shall I die and make no sign ?
And I steal a kiss from her ripe red lips.
“ Mate!” and her joyous eyes proclaim
Who wins in love and who in chess;
And the pride of my life is the golden came
That was lost when I won my golden Bess.
MR. SPARKS AND HIS GHOST.
“No, sir. You must come down a
pop. You can’t get work because you are
looking for something genteel. There
is plenty of work, Amt you are afraid of
it. There are hundreds of young men
like you, crying out in bitterness that
there is nothing to do, when there is
much to do. When a man’s family is
starving, ho cannot afford to be genteel
or fastidious. He ought to be willing
to do anything. If I were a man, I
would find something to do, and I would
do it. If you don’t find something to
do, 1 will, iam sick and tired of this,
miserable complaining and moping.”
So declaimed Miss Jane Ann Sparks,
aged forty, to her nephew, Charles Sum
ner Sparks, aged twenty. Miss Sparks
was not a hard nor au unjust woman.
She prided herself on her discrimina
tion in dealing out sympathy and kind
words, and she had made many sacri
fices for other people. She was now in
charge of the family of a deceased
brother, who left an invalid wife and
several children. Miss Sparks had de
voted two of the best years of her life
to this family as a pure love offering,
and they knew that she had managed
well. But Miss Sparks was desperate
now. The winter was upon them, and
Charley lmd been out of work for weeks,
and the younger boys were idling and
shivering about the streets, looking in
vain for something to do. There was
no fuel in the house, and there were no
provisions. Charles had been well to
do, and had had for some years a good
place and an easy time. His aunt knew
that he lmd tried earnestly to secure
employment, and that ho was miserable
because he could not. She knew that
lie had done everything about the bouse
that it was possible for him to uo ; that
the house had never been in such good
repair ; the yard and sidewalks never
so clean ; the fence and gate in such
good order. But what did this amount
to, with only bread and potatoes for
breakfast, and nothing in the house for
dinner ? So her words were tinged with
reproach. She was vexed, too, because
Charley had not jumped at an offer
male in the morning paper (which she
had borrowed from a neighbor) :
“Wanted, eight good looking, well
dressed young men for special duty.
Good wages will be paid, and strict per
formance of duty demanded. Apply at
Opera House Block, Room 0.”
Miss Sparks was vexed because Char
lr\ would uot see rare promise in this
offer, and because he had said in his
dismal, disconsolate way :
“Humbug! No use to apply there,
t here will be three hundred men clam
oring for the place.”
But under the influence of his aunt’s
tinging words lie said he would go, and
lie would take the ]>lace if it was to hang
a man. His aunt put out his best clothes,
and brushed liis coat aud hat herself,
Believing that in this one case, at least,
it was necessary to be genteel.
('barley found a crowd about Ivoom 9,
hut the men were going away with
shakes of the head. He was assured
jhat only four of the eight men had
been secured, and that the four were
idiots; that no sensible i; au would take
place. Charley was glad in'his heart
that no sensible man would. There was
Gi:i a chance, and he pressed forward
into the room ready to do anything.
A large, red-faeed, decidedly jolly
md decidedly emphatic man was master
< i ceremonies. He whs engaged in ty
’ g upon the back of a man a large
p ueard, four feet long, upon which
t h irles Sumner Sparks read :
*** • • •
Ghost ! Ghost ! ;
Ghost ! ;
■A. Boat Ghost at J.ast! ;
Ghost! Ghost! ;
Ghost !
Pepper's Ghost To-night. ;
1 his man's ghost Hill appear to-night at ;
the Opera House. ;
1 -ike a good look at him, ad then go and ;
see liis ghost to-night for fifty cents.
*
I-he man, with one huge card in front
■" and one behind, was to parade the prin
, : p:i! streets for eight hours, and to re
vive lor this service one dollar and a
!l:l '• Could yoimg Air. Sparks, toler
!1, . W °B known iu the city, do it? He
‘.“'bd an d would ; and with many a joke
' v the facetious manager, he was pla
' 'ded and with seven others started for
“ street. Three of the men threw off
cards before they had made their
" iv through the jeering crowd at the
J-trance. The others, shamefaced and
H t<>od at last upon tlie street, and
!, ceived their orders. Charley com
llced his day’s work, feeling a little
' 'r but firm in his resolve to go
' 'Ugh with it. He first received the
j' 1 ''ntion of the bootblacks and news-
These enterprising individuals
i'l lowed him with iifereasing interest.
I,>lr comments were calculated to
r °u s c resentful feelings.
( r °By, he’s a swell ghost in reduced
Circumstances. I say, Johnny, you’d
1 "Or black boots than do that.”
Charley thought so himself. Then
s t°pped to read and wonder.
" hat a dolt a man is when he allows
mrrisclf to be used in that way. A fel
ave a g° 0( l deal of brass to
But the worst trial came in front of
1 'fr 3 dry goods and millinery store.
fie fastmau
Two Dollars Per Annum,
VOLUME If.
Here the ladies took position to laugh
and comment. This was touching Char
ley in a, sensitive point. He admired
ladies with the enthusiasm of a youth
of twenty years, and was anxious to
have their good ouinion. He could not
bear their ridicule. He hung his head,
and felt that lie was disgraced for all
time ; and yet he could not close his
ears.
“ What can possess a man to do such
a thing ?”
“Why, Clara, that is young Sparks,
who graduated in our class last winter.”
“Is it? I do believe it is. AY hat
could have brought him down so low ?
Drink, I suppose.”
“How can such a strong, healthy,
and good-looking man make himself so
ridiculous! He hasn’t an atom of
pride.”
So commented the audience on the
street, at windows, in doors, while all
the time the miserable performer did
his duty on the sidewalk.
The scavengers stopped to laugh and
ridicule. They could not understand
how a man could stoop to such a busi
ness. The chain-gang from the jail
sneered and jeered at him. The waiters
at the restaurants and hotels ; the men
shoveling coal; the hod-carriers on new
buildings; the apple-women, and the
very beggars, all joined in coarse jokes
and loud laughs at his expense. Char
ley was severely tried. A hundred times
he caught the cards to throw them off,
but the thought of the situation at home
nerved him to do anything.
When he reported in the evening, he
found that only one other man liad
stood the test with him. He was to re
ceive his pay after the performance at
night—after the people had seen his
ghost. He was not only to be laughed
at on the street, but was* to be critically
examined by the most intelligent audi
ence that could be assembled in the
city. He wondered if his aunt would
have done suen a thing, and would she
approve his action this day ? Would the
feeliug that had animated him pass for
pluck or for im ensibility ?
That night young Sparks was behind
the scenes. He was to appear in several
ghost scenes, and was to take part in
several interesting manoeuvres. The
people saw his imago appear in air on
the stage, disappear and reappear. They
saw liis ghost pitilessly plain, and stud
ied every feature aud the cut of his gar
ments. As he stood behind the curtain,
attitudinizing before the glass or mir
ror, which showed his image in air, he
was disconcerted by the calls and cries
from the gallery :
“ Tliere he is i” “ That’s the fellow !”
“ How are you. Sparks !” etc., aud was
as much disconcerted by the whispered
comments from the more respectable
part ot the audience. He indulged in
one look of fierce contempt just pre
vious to liis final disappearance, and
while the audience were trying to ac
count for this, received his dollar and a
half and left the building.
His aunt read, the next morning, in
her borrowed paper, a facetious account
of the journeyings of the ghost adver
tisers the day before, and she inclined
to the opinion that the men deserved all
the censure and ridicule. When Charley
announced that he was one of the un
fortunates, she was scandalized. It
would have been better to have shoveled
coal all day, she thought.
“Just so,” remarked her nephew;
“ but where was the coal ?”
Charley wondered seriously wl-iat the
outcome would be, however. Would
his venture in the ghost business make
better or worse his chances to secure
employment? This was what concerned
him. People who had never noticed
him before noticed him next day. Gen
tlemen and ladies stole glances at him,
and children did not hesitate to call at
tention to him as the ghost. Nobody
cared for him personally, nor for his
tioubles. They paid no more attention
to his applications for employment than
if he had been a veritable, airy nothing.
He didn’t frighten any one, but he failed
to convince any one that he was a crea
ture of flesh and blood iu distress.
But he did secure employment-. Some
shrewd tradesman took advantage of liis
notoriety, and employed him as usher
in his dry goods store. Charley under
stood why he was employed ; and al
though the whole transaction was offen
sive, ho saw that liis entire stock in
trade consisted of his ghost reputation,
and that he must take, advantage of it.
He was the figurehead to laugh at for
a week, and then he did not care whether
people laughed or frowned—he had his
situation.
His one companion in the ghost busi
ness was in disgrace. He had been
willing to masquerade on the street for
mouey enough to buy bis supper and
liquor enough to become intoxicated.
The next step was the city prison, aud
his case was paraded in the papeis. Of
course the inference was that the other
man was animated by no' higher motive.
But the story, as narrated by Miss
Jane Ann Sparks, became, in good time,
part of the current talk at a i Lurch
social; was referred to as a striking ex
ample of pluck at workingmen’s meet
ings ; was enlarged upon by impressible
and enthusiastic young ladies; was quo
ted often by Charley’s intimate friends ;
and finally voung Air. Sparks looked
back upon his ghost venture as one of
tlio lucky steps of his life. But he lost
his peace of miud for tw T o weeks and
lost his first and only sweetheart, a pi
quant little flirt of sixteen, who dis
missed him with the information that
she would not be seen with him for any
thing. And this, any young man will
testify, w as sufficiently severe ; and pos
sibly the story of young Mr. Sparks
couid not be stopped at a more provok
ing point than here—where it naturally
ends.
—lt appears that Spain has deter
mined to make the United States feel
that the encouragement of Cuban insur
gents is a costly business. There are to
be heavier taxes on Cuban exports, and
we, as consumers *of the products of
Cuba, are expected to pay the increase.
Perhaps we may as well go to raising
tobacco and sugar for ourselves.
—An Ottumwa, lowa, paper says :
“ During the wind storm the other day
Richard Warden, of the Courier, lost
his hat, which went whirling into space,
or rather into a mud hole. Richard,
however, was equal to the occasion.
He simply crossed his ears over his
head and bid defiance to the storm.
EASTMAN, DODGE CO., GEORGIA, THURSDAY, JUNE 18, 1874.
FROM WASHINGTON.
Conflrimition of (he Sew Secretary of
tlie Treasury—Chenp Transporta
tion, etc.
At au executive session of the senate
cn the 2d, a unanimous report was
made from the committee on finances,
recommending the confirmation of Gen.
Bristow to be secretary of the treasury
in place of Richardson, resigned. The
senate, without hesitation, unanimously
confirmed the nomination. Not so, how
ever, with regard to the nomination of
Richardson to be judge of the court of
claims, which was not reported back
unanimously from the committee on
judiciary. During forty minutes’ ses
sion views were interchanged by sena
tors rather in a conversational way than
by debate, the democrats openly ba
sing their opposition t-o the nomination
on the report of the committee on ways
and means, and the accompanying testi
mony in the Sanborn case in reference
to him. With this exception the ques
tion arose as to his fitness for the judge
ship. Little was said on the republi
can side, certainly no formal defense of
liis cone uct of the Sanborn contracts.
Finally, when the question was taken
on advising and consenting to the nom
ination, a number of republican sena
tors in their seats declined to vote. A
sufficient number of them, however,
did so to carry the nomination by a
small majority. If those who opposed
the nomination by failiug to respond to
their names had voted in the negative,
tie nomination would have been re
jected. The senate had been canvassed
by a senatorial friend of Richardson a
week before the nomination was trans
mitted to the senate, when it appeared
the nomination could be secured;
though by a small majority. Alassa
.cliusetts has two judges on the bench of
the court of claims, Lorlng and Rich
ardson.
By invitation of the postmaster gen
eral a number of the representatives of
western states and territories assembled
at the department on tlie 21, to aid him
in determining the insufficiency of
bonds forwarded by successful bidders
for mail service under the last letting.
Generally the sureties were considered
by the representatives present to be
adequate, but iu some cases bondsmen
were unknown to (lie representatives,
and therefore no assurance concerning
them could be given. Avery small
portion of the accepted bidders failed
to furnish bonds for the execution of
their contracts. The result is attributed
to the working of the 5 per cent, de
posit system. It is considered that
many bonds now furnished will prove
worthless, and the department favors
still further amendments, so as to exact
heavy penalties against the postmasters
who certify that straw bonds are good
and vMiicli prove iusnfficent.
The substitute reported by Senator
Wiudom, from the transportation com
mittee, for the house bill to regulate
commerce among the several states,
provides that every line of railroad ex
tending into or through two or more
states, and employed iu carrying freight
between points in different states, or
from any foreign country, whether
owned and operated by one or several
corporations or persons, shall keep
posted in each of its stations and de
pots, a full classification of freights and
charges per mile for every distance for
which it receives freight for transporta
tion, and the rates so established it
shall charge in every case, excei t for
government transportation and for char
itable purposes, so long as said schedules
remain unchanged, and thirty days’ no
tice must be given of any intended
eban e of schedule rates. The bill
prohibits any discriminations in charges
of like services performed for different
shippers, or any discriminations in de
livery of freight, except according to
priority of shipment; also, provided
that the railroad company receiving
freight for Iransportafion over other
road in addition to its own line, shall
be responsible to the shipper for the
safe delivery of freight at its destina
tion. Each violation of the foregoing
provisions is to be punished by a fine of
not less than SSOO nor more than $5,000.
Announcement is made from Wash
ington that subscriptions to the new 5
per cent, loan continue to be received
at the treasury, and a call for $5,000,-
009 five twenty bonds may be shortly
expected.
The bill passed by the senate to
amend the charter of the Freedmen’s
Savings and Trust Company provides
that within ten days after its enactment
the comptroller of the currency shall
appoint three commissioners, who, un
der the jurisdiction and control of the
secretary of the treasury, shall take
possession of the books and all assets
of the bank and its branches, with pow
er to wind up all business of said bank
and its branches, and pay into the Uni
ted States treasury all money realized
therefrom. The comptroller of the cur
rency is to declare and pay dividends as
the results may justify. The commis
sioners are to receive a salary of $3,000
per annum, and give bonds of $25,000
each. It is provided, however, that if
in the progress of winding up, the com
missioners and comptroller of currency
shall at any time be of opinion that the
bank can resume under its old charter,
th y may, with the consent of the sec
retary of the treasury, turn it over to
the board of trustees, who shall then
resume their present powers.
Last week Air. Hurlbut, from the
committee on railways and canals,
called up the bill for the improvement
of the mouth of the Alississippi river,
and proceeded to explain and advocate
it. Tlie bill authorizes James B, Eades
and associates to proceed in the work of
deepening the channel of one of the
outlets or passes of the Alississipi river
into the Gulf of Alexico, to be selected
by himself, by permanent jetties, etc. —
the privileges of the bill to be revoked
unless within 30 months three feet is
secured, aud they may subsequently be
revoked unless two additional feet of
water is secured each year until 26 feet
are secured, and two additional feet
within two years thereafter, when a
channel of 28 feet in depth can be main
tained with clear surface —the width to
be not less than COO feet, so that
ships drawing 22 feet can be safely nav
igated, and two ships can pass each
other in safety. The government is to
pay to Eades or his legal representa
tives $2,000,000, and for each additional
depth of two feet an additional million
dollars. The whole sum is not to ex-
In God Wc 2rusl.
ceed $5,000,000. Commissioners are *0
bo appointed by the president to exam
ine the work, and the payments are to
be made on their report, and when they
report that a channel of 28 feet has
been permanently established, au ad
dit'onal six millions of dollars is to be
paid at yearly intervals.
Secretary Il.chardson has given no
tice that principal and incrued interest
of the bonds below designated, known
as 5-20 bonds, will be paid at the treas
ury of the United States, in the city of
Washington, on and after the 3d of Sep
tember, 1874, and that the interest on
said bonds will cease on that day :
Coupon bonds, known as third series,
act of Feb. 25, 1862, dated Alay 1. 1862,
as follows : Coupon bonds, SSO. No.
1,061 to No. 12,100, both inclusive;
SIOO, No. 34,001 to 37,400, both inclu
sive; SSOO, No. 17,601 to No. 19,300,
both inclusive ; SI,OOO, No. 41,001 to
No. 46,100, both inclusive. Total, $4,-
500,000.
Registered bonds : SSO, No. 1,411 to
No. 1.450, both inclusive; SIOO, No.
10,561 to 10,680, both inclusive ; SSOO,
No. 6,301 to No. 6,390, both inclusive ;
SI,OOO, No. 25,651-to No. 26,100, both
inclusive; $5,000, No. 8,101 to 8,300,
both inclusive ; $10,600, No. 10,321 to
10,459, both inclusive. Total, $500,000.
Grand total, $5,000,000.
United States securities, forwarded
for redemption, should be addressed to
the loan division of the secretary’s of
fice, and all registered bonds should be
assigned to the secretary of the treas
ury, for redemption.
The house committee on reformation
in the civil service have adopted a reso
lution that they do not recommend any
further appropriations, to carry on or
experiment iu the so called civil service
reform, iu the manner in which it has
been carried on.
The senate committee on commerce
has decided to recommend the insertion
of an item in the river and harbor ap
propriation bill of $250,000 for the re
moval of obstructions from the Chatta
hoochee and Flint rivers in Georgia.
The reciprocy treaty with Canada has
been submitted by the president to the
senate. Its main features are the fr<. e
interchange of mineral and manufactured
products, the freedom of the Canadian
canals and the St. Lawrence, Lake Alich
igan being opened to Canadians, and a
joint commission to regulate the St.
Clair flats.
The committee on elections, by a vote
of 6 to 5, have agreed not to refer the
resolution of Hazelton, reciting that
Cannon had proved to be a polygamist
aud had married one of liis wives since
the passage of the anti polygamy law of
1862, and, therefore, should be expelled.
The committee also voted down a reso
lution postponing ail action iu the case,
but it is generally believed that further
consideration of the question will be
postponed until next session.
The Eucalyptus.
The Blue Gum tree (Eucalyptus glob
ulus), which is exciting a good deal of
attention among agriculturalists iu
Europe, is a native of Australia and a
membtrof the Myrtle family (Mgrta
cece). it was introduced into Algeria
eleven years ago, and, during the last
seven years, extensive plantations
have been cultivated in that country.
It flourishes luxuriantly in this new
habitat, and trees of only seven years’
growth from the seed have reached an
average height of 50 feet, although
nourished by very poor soil. It is an
evergreen tree, with a straight stem,
crowned at the summit with spreading
bushes, bearing willow-like leaves. Iu
their native forests these trees often
nse to the height of 200 feet, with
their shafts clear of branches for from
100 to 150 feet, and resembling so many
elegant columns irregularly scattered
about, and intercepting the view at the
distance <fa few hundred yards.
These Eacalyptic groves are especi
ally grateful on the barren plains of
Bcirbary. By their growth marshy
lands are drained, and sun-baked spots
are shadowed and provided with moist
ure. Their blossoms are filled with
honey, which attracts multitudes of in
sects ; and they in turn invite the birds,
who find not only an abundance of food
but the warmth of leafy coverts in win
ter, and shelter from the fierce heat of
the sun in summer. The trees exhale a
fragrance which is described as delight
fully resinous and pungent. They are
said to possess also various mecticinal
virtues.
Baths in a decoction of the leaves
and branches are said to remove rheu
matic pains, aud neuralgia, and to pro
mote recovery from the debility leit by
the malaria incidental to the country.
There is no doubt that the tree has
properties which give it efficiency in
cases of fever. Its bark yields tannin,
and also au oil which is serviceble in
tlie arts. Attempts have been made to
cultivate the tree in England. A plant
seven years old, in the gardens of the
Royal Botanical Society, has attained
a height of 15 feet. But it is thought
that, except in the extreme south or
west of the island, the tree will not en
dure the low temperature of the ordi
nary English winter.
The Eucalyptus is allied to the pome
granate ; the Guava tree; the Coryo
phyllus aromatica, whose dried flower
buds are the cloves of commerce ; the
Pimento, whose berries are known un
der the name of allspice ; and the Aki.
or Lignum-Vitas, of New Zealand. The
entire Myrtle family, numbering about
300 species, are natives of tropical coun
tries, iu the kew and the old world.
—A deserted wretch writes in the
Cincinnati Times : “ The Buckeye girl
flirts desperately down to the proposal.
Then she accepts, or she refuses, and
the young man is turned out like to an
empty ass to shake his ears and graze
in commons. But, across the river, the
Kentucky girl looks upon the engage
ment as really the beginning of the
flirtation, aod promptly accepts every
offer of marriage, flirts* in the liveliest
manner with her affimeed, and ‘shakes
him’ only after the day is set. If she is
engaged to three or four young gentle
men at once, it makes it all the mor
interesting. The Ohio girl flirts with
many, and plights her troth to but one.
The Kentucky girl plights her troth to
a great many, and marries but one.”
—The good man’s life, like the moun
tain top, looks beautiful because it is
near to heaven.
ICELAND.
Its Scenery and its People-The Home ot
Peso ntion.
James Bryce, an English scholar,
spent two mouths in far-away Iceland
last summer, and gives in the* Cornliill
Magazine a vivid description of that
country, which is becoming interesting
to Americans through the immigration
of a considerable number of its inhabi
tants to our more kind.y clime.
Iceland i most easily described by
negatives. There are no trees, though
apparently there were plenty in the
tenth century, when we hear of men
hiding among them and being hanged
from them. No corn is grown, nor any
other crop, except a few turnips aud
potatoes, which taste only half-ripe.
The only wild quadrupeds are the blue
fox (who has probably come, as the
white bear now and then does, on ice
floes from Greenland), and the rein
deer—the latter introduced about a cen
tury ago, and still uncommon, ranging
over the desert mountains. There is no
town except the capital, a city of 1,800
people, no other place deserving to be
called even a village, unless it be the
hamlet of Akureyri, on the shore of the
Arctic ocean, with some fifty houses ;
no inn (save one in that village whose
resources consist of two beds, a single
jug and basin, and a billiard-table); no
hens, ducks or geese (except wild geese),
no pigs, no donkeys, no roads, no car
riages, no shops, no manufactures, no
dissenters from the established Luther
anism, no army, navy, volunteers, or
other guardians of public order (except
one policeman iu Reykjavik), no crimi
na's, only two lawyers, and finally no
snakes. “What, then, is there?”
Snow mountains, glaciers, hot springs,
volcanoes, earthquakes, northern lights,
ravens, morasses, and above all, deserts.
Or rather —there is the desert! For
Icelaud —and this is a point which none
of the books of travel bring out—lce
land is really one va t desert fringed by
a belt of pasture land which lies along
the more level parts of the coast, and
Imre and there runs up the valleys of
the great rivers into the interior. * And
a desert iu Iceland does no f mean mere
ly a land waste and solitary, such as
largo parts of Scotland and Ireland
have become (especially since deer for
ests grew so profitable), but land that
has always teen and will always be
desolate —land bare and drear, treeless,
shrubless, grassless, where not a sheep
or pony can browse, and where by con
sequence man can never plant his dwell
ing. Of this great central space a part
is occupied by glaciers and snow fields.
One tremendous mass, out of which the
higest peaks of the island rie, covers
an area of some four thousand square
miles, has never been crossed, and
never will be. The mountains are
not very high; but then the level
of the perpetual snow is only some
8,000 feet above the sea, and the larger
glaciers descend almost to the sea-level.
Other parts are filled by volcanic moun
tains surrounded by fields of rugged
lava, sometimes like the great Odaoa
Hraun, spreading over hundreds of
miles, and not only barren but water
less. The rest is an undulating waste
of black volcanic sands and pebbles, or
perhaps, what is most dismal of all, an
expanse of bare earth strewed with
loose blocks of stone, from among which
no herb springs, over which the nimble
pony can hardly pick its way. On the
lava fields one may have at least shrub
lets of dwarf birch and willow, nest
ling, with a few tiny ferns, in the chinks
and hollows of the mouldering rock, but
on these stony wastes all is desolation
—not a flower, not an insect, not a bird,
except the sombre raven, Odin’s com
panion, least of all a sign of human
presence. A far less imaginative people
than the Icelanders might easily have
peopled such a wilderness with trolls
and demon 3 . m
In Iceland the contrast between the
man and the house he lives in is the
strongest possible, and oversets in a de
lightful manner all one’s English no
tions of fitness. He is poor, to be sure,
poor in the sense of having very little
ready money—there is less money in all
Iceland than in many an English coun
try town. But he is a person ot some
substance and respectability. He is in
no danger of want; is the owner of
horses, sheep and oxen, very likely of
broad lands which his family has held
for centuries. His pedigree not improb
ably goes back further than that of all
but three families in England. He con
siders himself altogether your equal,
behaves as such (though he now no lon
ger hesitates to receive some remunera
tion for his hospitality), aud such, in
fach he is. Along with a certain want
of finish in some of his personal habits,
he has a complete ease and independ
ence of manner, and a simple courtesy,
which, as it flows from this ease, is in no
danger of being mistaken for servility.
He is,' moreover, an educated man, who,
if a priest, speaks a little Latin, any
how, perhaps a little Danish, has
learnt pretty much all that the island
has to teach him, and is certain to be
familiar with the master-pieces of his
own ancient literature. It is the knowl
edge of the Sagas that has more than
anything else given a measure of eleva
tion as well as culture to his mind. It
has stimulated his imagination, and ad
ded to his people and country a sort of
historical dignity which their position
iu the modern world could never entitle
them to. It has also cultivated his
taste, given him a turn for reading gen
erally, made him capable of taking in
ideas. Few are the houses in Iceland
which do not contain a library; and
twice in spots of rather exceptional
wretchedness, I found exceptionally
good ones—one chiefly of legal and his
torical neatness, the other an excellent
collection of Sagas and poetry, in a
lonely and miserable hovel at the foot
of Hekla. It is a remarkable evidence
of the power of an old literature which
has struck deep root in the minds and
affection of the people that, ever since
the golden days when that literature
sprang up, there have not been wanting,
except for about a century and a half
before the reformation, poets as well as
prose writeis of substantial merit. The
last fifty years have produced several
highly valued, and, so far as the stran
ger can judge, rightly valued by their
countrymen ; and one is told that at
this moment “to be a good skaid,” as
the S?gas express it, is no rare accom
plishment, and that many of the farm
ers and priests at whose houses we
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stayed are able to turn a neat sonnet on
occasion, just as their ancestors were
wont to pour forth those strange little
poems (visus) which are the despair of
interpreters. Strangest of all, this lit
erature has preserved the language al
most untouched by the wearing and va
rying influences of time and foreign in
tercourse. Modern Icelandic has adopt
ed a very few Danish and Latin words,
has dropped a few old grammatical
forms, and has introduced some slightly
different modes of construction. But
for all essential purposes, it is the Ice
landic of the twelfth century.
Some of the people had just heard
of the fall of Louis Napoleon two years
before ; but not a question was put as
to the war or its results on France, and
when one volunteered remarks they ex
cited no interest. Once or twice I was
asked whether London was not a large
town, and if I had seen while in Amer
ica the Icelandic colony at Milwaukee,
but here curiosity about foreign coun
tries stopped. The fact was that they
did not know enough about the phenom
ena of the world outside to know what
to ask about it; while as to its politics
or social or literary movements, they
felt that nothing that happened there
would or could make any difference to
them. To them at least what the French
call the “ solidarity of the peoples” has
not any meaning or application. No
political revolution, no ascendancy of
democracy or imperialism, no revival oc
decay of literature or art, no soientifir
invention, will substantially affect their
lives. Steam and the telegraph have
done nothing for them, for there is not
a steam-engine or galvanic battery in
the country ; and though a steamboat
visits them six times a year, trade is
not more brisk than in the old days.
Even those discoveries which seem of
the most universal utility, discoveries
in medicine and surgery, are practically
useless to them, who have but one
doctor.
Our British Cousins.
A loyal American lady, writing from
London, thus gives her opinion of the
system of “tips” on the European
plan :
In addition to the ordinary expenses
of bed and board in London must be
reckoned a large tribute paid to the in
iquitous European system of “ tips.” It
is strange enough to an American, wont
ed to the lavish liberality of our thea
trical managers, to be obliged to pay
for the programme he uses at the thea
tre or opera. And also'so strange that
probably he will not at first comprehend
it is the daughter-of-the-liorse -leech look
which the usher who shows him his seat
at the opera or theatre gives him if he
does not voluntarily slip sixpence into
said ushei’s palm. You cannot inquire
your way in the street, that, in all pro
bability, the interrogated will not reply,
“ I can’t describe tne way, but I’m just
going there and will show you.” That
means a shilling—thirty cents in Amer
can currency, although only twenty-four
cents in American coin. You see one
can take a cab almost as economically
as to inquire the way. The waiter who
brings me a single cup of chocolate in a
cake shop hangs about my presence as
if responsible for the one spoon with
which I sip the berverage, till I bethink
myself that I am in the laud of leeches,
and give him his expected “ tip.” If I
cross the stre t, a filthy wretch darts be
fore me with a stump of abroom, and, stir
ring up all the dirt possible in so short
a time, to make my passage a triumphal
march of dirtiness, and my raiment like
unto the raiment of the confederate
army in color, stands whining for his
tip. I cannot call a cab that another
loafer does not dart forward to open the
door for me, and stand with a mouthful
of curses ready if I fail to render him
tribute of a penny or two. One cannot
go into many of the city churches on
week days, that someone, verger or
pew opener, does not force companion
ship upon you, to the tune of six pence.
It is astonishing that even the low
born Britisher (and he is among the
very dregs of civilized humanity) is not
ashamed of this everlasting lying in
wait for “tips,” like a margy cur
sneaking after every wayfarer to snap
up whatever may fall from his store. It
is depressing to one’s optimistic views
of the dignity of human nature—
quenching to one’s faith that all charac
ter is the evolution of a Divine idea, to
live weeks in this mighty Babylon, and
to be bled at every pore as only the
base-born Briton knows how to bleed.
The cab system of London is quoted
abroad as the very climax and acme
of public vehicular perfection. But one
doesn’t realize, till he tries the system,
that these quotations don’t go far
enough to exhaust the subject. It
seems exceedingly reasonable to be
charged but a shilling a mile for cab
fare ; but it must be borne in mind
that, for every English shilling that we
Americans possess, we have paid thirty
cents of our currency ; and, moreover,
tnat an English cabby’s miles, when an
American is his passenger, measure sev
eral furlongs less than a surveyor’s.
And, moreover, the London cabman
will never touch bis fiDger to your bag
gage, and you are compelled to pay one
porter sixpence (fifteen cents), or a
shilling, if you have more than one
piece, for putting it on the cab, and an
other the same for taking it off, while
cabby, like a sweet little cherub, sits
up aloft, severely indifferent to your
pangs as you pay out your money for
what an American Jehu would consider
a part of his obligation.
When one leaves a house in which he
has been either guest or boarder, the
servants gather about his exit as vul
tures about carrion, that no one may
miss probable “tips.”
—A London letter says of the orator
ical powers of the English princes;
“Every son of Victoria, as soon as he
gets toward the beard growing stages,
blooms out as a public speaker ; they
never are by chance damned by even
faint applause. The ‘gift of gab’ is as
fully developed in these princes as in
any Yankee schoolboy who spouts ‘ Nor
val’ or ‘ Casa 1 ianca.’ Especially en
dowed is the Prince of Wales with this
divine afflatus, nor is he chary of im
parting its refreshment to others. The
prince speaks on every possible occa
sion ; and though he is, perhaps, over
generous with his adjectives and super
latives, it must be confessed that, for a
prince, he acquits himself remarkably
well.”
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FACTS AND FANCIES.
—Permanent rest is not expected on
the road, but at the end of the journey.
—A Georgia girl has been the cause
of three duels aud ten fights, and she’s
a cross-eyed girl at that.
—The man who cares for nobody, and
for whom nobody cares, has nothing to
live for that will pay for keeping of
sonl and body together.
—At forty years of age a man looks
back over his life and wonders what he
did it for, and then turns wistfully to
ward the future, aud keeps on doing it.
—Mabel—“ Yes ! that young man is
very fond of kissing.” Mater—“ Mabel,
who ever told you such nonseuse?”
Mabel—“l had it from his own lips?”
—A German in New York being asked
how much sourkrout he had put up for
winter use, replied : “ I’s not got much.
Little more as ten barrels—sbust for
sickness.”
—A member of the Mississippi legis
lature has been censured for carrying a
brick in his pocket to hit another mem
ber with, but he says he is not able to
buy a shot-gun.
—Whoever has gone through much
of life must remember that ho has
thrown away a great deal of useless un
easiness upon what was much worse in
apprehension than reality;
—A Wisconsin widow, a frail, tender
flower, who was under the doctor’s care,
stole a bag of wheat and carried it half
a mile. As the aged Weller remarked,
you can’t trust “widders.”
—“ Mother,” said Iko Partington,
“did you know that the iron horse has
but one ear?” “One ear! Merciful
gracious, child ! what do you mean !”
“ Why, the engineer, of course !”
—The negroes of the inundated re
gions of the Mississippi are showing a
disposition to quit work entirely as
long as free lunch lasts, and the charity
committees are much embarrassed.
—A man who fell into a vat of boil
ing lard aud got out alive, says that it
was not an unpleasant sensation after
the first moment, but he thought what
a mighty queer shaped doughnut lie
would make.
—An lowa engineer married a young
lady while waiting for a late train last
week. That’s no great shakes. A cou
ple might marry and raise a large fam
ily of children while waiting for a train
in some of the Indiana depots.
—“ I tell you,” said a Wisconsin man
to a neighbor next day after burying
his wife, “when I came to get into bed,
and lay thar, and not hearing Lucinda
jawing around lor an hour anti a half, it
just made me feel as if I’d moved into a
strange countiy.”
—“ Veil, and vat to you sink tit hap
pen to me at Matarna Tussaud’s, de
oder day ? A laty dook me for von of
de vax vickers, and agdually abbollo
chised vor her mistake!” “Oh, what
fun, Mr. Schmitz ! And was it iu the
Chamber of Horrors ?”
—A strange set those Duukards.
They have decided tnat a Dunkard may
wear a full beard, but not a mustache
only ; that members may not engage
in banking business, as it leads to cov
etousness and usury, and that it is un
advisable to send boys to college.
—London is literally built of a foun
dation of pipes. In some places it
would be difficult to find room to lay
another pipe. One gas company sup
plies two districts with 400 miles of
pipes, the lead and iron pneumatic
tubes, the sewers, the water pipes and
the underground railway.
—Fashionable milliner: “You’ll have
the flower on the left side of the bon
net, of course, madam ?” Fashionable
lady: “Well—er—no! The fact is,
there’s a pillar on the left side of my
head in church, so that only the right
side of my head is seen by the congre
gation. Of course, I could change my
pew !” Fashionable lady’s husband ;
“Ya—as. Or even the church, you
know, if necessary.” Fashionable mil
liner considers the point.
A Rich Old Gentleman Frightens the
Treasury Officials.
The house committee on banking and
currency have been for some time se
cretly investigating the source from
which the large a mount of fractional
currency, which was first issued and
known as “postal currency,” has been
put in circulation. The committee were
apprised very early in the session,
through the treasury officials, that a
large amount of this currency of the
first issue, unquestionably genuine and
quite fresh and new, was in circulation,
and was being constantly presented for
redemption. The secret service depart
ment of the government has been at
work on the case for a long time in con
nection with the committee, and it is
now fully established that the entire
amount had be n put in circulation by
a very eccentric and wealthy old gen
tleman, who, when then this first issue
of the fractional currency was made,
deposited a large quantity of it in his
safe and never had paid it out until
very recently. The secretary at first
thought of issuing a circular warning
the public against taking it. It was
afterward thought the original plates
had been stolen.
Kicking Cows.
A few years ago I had considerable
experience with kicking cows, and bv
far the best remedy out of quite a num
ber that I have tried was the strap or
surcingle drawn tightly around the cow
just in front of the hips and close to
the bag. Tighten it up till she does not
attempt to kick. I never knew it to
fail. Yon can gradually loosen it until
it will be sufficient simply to lay it on
her back. But be cautious and do not
loosen or leave it off until she makes
no effort to kick with it tight or not.
Kick she cannot wbh the strap tight.
The first cow I tried it on was the worst
I ever saw. With both hind legs tied
together she would kick backward like
a horse ; and theD, in addition, one fore
leg was tied up ; and she would stand
upon the other and kick with both hind
legs as soon as an attempt was made to
milk her, till she tumbled down ; then
would get up and kick again until tired
out; so the milk was generally left on
the stable floor, and it was decided to
dry her up and beef her as soon as pos
sible, though an extra cow. —Country
Gentleman.