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JJortri» anb JttioccllantT*
OVER AND OVER,
Taira and tampest. bent and cold,
Light and ahndow, sun and shower,
Ov»r and over, ns nenaon* unfold.
And out of it all grows the beautiful flower.
Joy and sulTnring, srailca ami tears,
Rei nd labor, peaca and strife,
)rer and over, as fly the years,
And out of it all grows tho beautiful life.
F.rnma C. ]k>w 1, in Y>’uUC» Companion.
THE P1PESES’ PARTY.
T1Y HELEN WHITNEY CLARK.
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Ml tell about ourn —
.11 i fust and the last .
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V Car line she s our
VJW ohlcst. Lar line Ar
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l ’ Hf t'li „■« ^fnr mr l K y 1 lCr
flK She T had i Imnn r i' hankorm . ... to hev , some
sort of a (loin s evoi sence oorn shuckm
“Itonanna Peab’dy had a eamly-pull, „
eays slu*, “an’ tho Pettihom gam had a
walnut, shuckin’ an’ play-party Thunks
givin’ day night, an’ nary Peliuoy
Toadybiwh birthday. Inul a punkin-cuttin’ on her
An’ I’ve went to all of ’em,
an’ ain’t never had nary un. An’ can’t
I hev one, paw ?”
An’ at last Pipes gin in, she pestered
him so.
“Wal, xval,” says ho, “ux yor maw
about it, un’ cf atic’t agreeable, /’magree¬
able.”
Ho Car’lino an’ me put our heads to¬
gether, un’ studiod about it, on’ at last
kIib pitched on havin' u play-party an’ a
supper on ground hog day.
An’ then she begun tensin' and pes¬
terin’ her paw for a new frock to wear.
“I've wore my ole red alapaeky till
I'm ashamed to be saw in it ary other
time,” says she. ‘An’ I want a real
pritty woosted one from tho city. They
don’t keep nothin’ much ’eeptin’ crinkly
Hfipsnckers down hire,” says Car’line,
“an* I want n nice triekit flunnen, like
the one Miss Gummorsol got for ’Mandy,
time she went to York Hint*'.”
Hn '!m ni'-Ucri'd hci naw till nt last In*
trin in to her ae’in
Pine* tilftt i>* one <>’ tlu'so here oscillating
folks ain’t got no more backbone
Ilian ...........hr.......*iv...*»« »(■«'] an’ couldn’t sav “No" if vou
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man us ever breathed the breath o’ life ’
if I .Ion,ty it myself.
An’ says he,ut, lust: “Wal, wal, nx
yor maw an’ if she’s n*neeiible ° ' I’m
agreeable.”
Ho him an’ me. nu’ little ’Minabab—
we .all him. for short -he was
m h’ng clif.e then; no, he wan t neither,
ho wuh ji'st m short close—wo went up
to the city to pay hack a visitation sister
’Lizahuth mane us ’bout three year ago
come Sister lx'xt ’Lizahuth hayin’ time. did take
alius the
mot nn.NUis, niciit Pme in the whole
cullender to make visitations.
H<>, ns I w n ayin, 1 ipes an > mo
i s
tuck little Dabby, an’ went to pay her
('* di't E tubus ''Tucker bmly , rn down^mi ,
T- Has' '
livin’. plenty o’ work, too, an’
. .....Py^usvasa nailor, from sun-up
to r:, : lv JI :'. ,n ' tk r‘ S a J?T l
i 1,1 ' >,• ’ ls ’ 1 .
In/almtii don t know what t.is to be
stunted in vittlos. or close, or anything
aho In*?, a hunkerin’ fur Though she’s
11 mv'lmnnel. i .1 i i L'n* - j sllawl,’'and 'silt ,
laid off
little I> ibbv on “ib'w tlu> floor with a sweet •
,D i K w 1 e } you allsuvs
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“All n sfirrin’,” L savs Lin she “’eeptin*
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is out o’ whack, but 1 think ’taiu’t noth
in’ moro n tho water-brush.
“Smart ! w* 7, > ‘ 1 te-i * i- ,.,,,,, t f..,. *, * 1 ,,, ‘
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vou somLif I\l' knew Columbus w!is
eonmlaiuin’ C< ”
thouih ,& i,., i ” wouil i, , .1
b ho Ot'tuck f
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So“ mnlicin* ’.ir'sol , 'ovos ,, oil. .
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(lolumlras ,li,l look sort of Vimllin’, “">■ I
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XW,,„h , .„,„t-'o„7.,vi*h uxtos- the
\V* walked .. . acrost , the lug ,■ bridge i „ over l „,7
l«ot, no i U ibmppj , .»yh 1 i.ti ia >.u:l x M ,.i a m *.i^ «v
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nl ,, •* US
v Nothin ti > didn ’f t happen i „ *1 thong 1, an
wo got oft onto farry firmy tigin, aVL sale
an sound. but mnhm under the
s mnn sun 1 c c P
aboar.l It jest -
one oi em ag in. s a
meiae.e we ''a n a ) owt <■ ° 1 t.
Oils, An V", then 1UI sister ■ ' 1 n ,‘ Liza T \ >ut ‘P' t an • i' C* u u
Jrook, bus Ruck us sakes, to a ali stole, ve. w *> a nix n t it .u a bus 1110 er, 8
an ,
though i Peared like twas about six
teen stones high with the garret an
suller tlmnviHl ml
An law! wlieu we got inside of it
an walked round a s^ell, I couldu t of
found my way out ag m, no more u if
it’d been one o’ the cataracts of Rome.
Put sister VLizabuth pushed ahead,
with me an’ Pipes an’ Columbus fullerin'
in the rare—me a-carryin’ they little kop’ the
—till she got to where
woosteds, an’ we bought of the called fux-k.
It v“*« what I would a
nice '& 4jt ciunamon-co’or, but the
young ,.«r that showed it to us stud
1. twas ?iirr^ catty, an' that 'twas all tho
fashion.
So I tole him to cut me oft’ eight
yards, fur I wa'il’t agoin to skinch iu
the pattern, an’ Pipes he fished his
wallet it. out of his boot-laig an’ payed fur
After that tuck boss-car au , went ,
we a
back to sister Lizabutll S, ail on the
BOX’ mo nill’ xve come home.
1 An s:-h a time as we had a-gittin'off!
Lexer closed un eye all nig!::, fur fear
It ZA oversleep ourselves; an xvhen
■ !. -ot .p, an 1*0 lb* .’.;v,ast, and got
aii iea*t\, the hackmau diau t come af
ter Us till a quarter-past seven,,an the
tram started at eight, >o we had to bus
t-e considerable to git there in time,
I ’most knew we’d bo too late, but the
driV lik c®
twas jest five minutes - to eight xvlien we
umv at the depo’.
THE MONROE ADVERTISER: FORSYTH, GA., TUESDAY, MAY t
Ton hop out an’ run fur your
0 ' l « c kman to Pipes.
An I ip<‘s ho hopped an' run, an’ the
M Krnan hustled our trunk out an’then
ljeit httle Dabby ■while I dumb
an ttie umbanl under t other.
’* ‘ ’ * ,£ R* k'-tohed a glimp’of Pipes in
to it ticket-office, but when we got’round
we couldn’t see hide nor taller of
him no’er’s round.
“There he is!” says thehackman, an’
P ntin t’wards the hack where wo got
out.
So back we trotted at our peartest gait,
but jest as we rounedeu the comer of
the he depo’ wo mn smack into Pipes, jest
as was tourin' back t’wards us, an’
knocked him flat ns as flounder.
Ho scrabbled onto his feet in a jiffy,
though, payed the hackrnun, an’ then
lli^ brakesman «mi2ni <lnig mo ulirtard by
,h ««»«». D “>*y. .u. a»
We i had wl i a narrow escape from . . bem . ,
] eft> lmt know, tlien a miss is as £ ood M a mile
you an’ we hadn’t no room to
gi-unable.
PiiH-s was sweating like a beef, fur all
siclt a nippin’ cold day. His hat
onto the back of his nock,
an ’ his year .muffs had slipped ’round
his neck, ’ an’hung J down under his chin
lik(j a Ul lk <iussc»ut of Hil ^
j> u t j laugh at him, fur I felt
way down in my boncB that I didn’t
look a whit better.
My shawl was lop-sided, an’ my
net was mashed down over one eye. My
veil had blowed off, an’ I was carrying
it by one corner in my mouth. My hair
pins was all a-slippiug down my back,
an’ little Dabby was topsy-turvy, his
head down an’ his heels up.
lint when we had strai’tened up a
little, an’I had sot little Dubby betwixt
; us, top-side up, aud fixed my bun net,
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vf 1 '1 ,( n* ' s ,M J ear-mulls "i’"?'»*!'“?;•• wher tliev «•*? b .r longed, t,u f
we felt asight better, an’ looked more
tm |'k('Ohristittlis ' s an’ decent liumrn ent
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™ ™ & *» *»' toll you
b ', ho P alt V ‘
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0 , t »o a tx* cut it W it Uer aw£«l i
I l ad a gourd skeeit with a fri
'Tin !• liXm me n a was uom loBe 0, Somii-ho giourni nog K
‘ ; 'j, uVf k/m/r ^-11 fc "fixed up 1 fur
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coup ^ of p OU \ a s G ’ean’les'to'light up
with an’some simar to make sweet cake
B "' 1 a Mother jimeracks.
An’Car’line an’ Dr. Franklin-lie’s
our oldestdioy-they tuck up the mg
An^she
I soonml the winders an’ doom, an’dog
irons, an’ can’le-stieks.
..., a; t,,-* J i, lu ' fkeoioely oi Mh.„i, cheers nn ™ enotigh n nnnnk
! to . *7° Tound, so they made some
An’ the day beloro the partv lier an’
me h’iled a ham an’roasted some spare-
1 lbs > an htikcd three pones of
ad, an’made a bilcl. of Hitters, an’
'fried two dishpans-full of double an’
twisted lord a-massys.
Don’t know what them is? Landv!
whv. von limkt' h-m out 0 f riz dough,
lloll’em out, an’cut em in
fry'om strips, an’ twist ’em like a figger 8, an’
in akittle of hot greese.
And vou jest ort to see ’em squirm !
They sering*', an’ twist, an’ turn
selves clean over, an’ all you got to
is to iish’em out with a long-handled
fork.
Wo make a batch of molasses-cake
I too, . an had cowcumber pickles an
j | sciiipple, and I disremember what else,
7- an’ gobs of vittles,
good uns, too.
Tho '"?} m,s t] ic 2,1 of
i CM1 ’ lB , ll ? h 1 l •J , «. v “ d *» fl . lU
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, settiii‘‘-ro3lW; ’ v*r-v>4cpd v up an’ peeked
^ ^ y foIks
I was busv in the kitchen most o’ the
thm , a(W sot j
: an* Thev peek,.t had too, ftn’ doue 'vutoliofi a-plavin’ ’em “duck,” a spell
V got ‘
an> wa ^ ph.vhi’ ‘ “Husie.”
Evor it ^ plavetU Yon h’ain’t?
^ thero >Mi;lh Snds> au * > Tllol .
oraow Peab’v, \. an’ Ran Toadvbush, an’
John Wesle Dusenberry, an* a
more of the boys, standing in a row.
Au’ facing ’em was Car’line, an’
Politiev -ia’Clementine Toadvbush, an’ Lucy
p e p ^ Skinner, an’
di nwmhcr 1Knv ,
teetering ^ ^ up an’ down,
our Dr .
p . , Ada ] ade Perkins.
tiie huIi Ut au - of ’em
u , out;
•‘Lead her up an' load her down,
Susie! Susie!
Lead her up an' lead her down,
Susie, my dear!
“Swing around the corner.
Susie! Susie!
Swing around the corner,
Susie, my dear!
“Jest keep a-hookin' on,
Susie! Susie!
Jest keep a-hookin' on,
Susie, my dear!
“Close up the circle,
Susie! Susie!
Close e' v'dear
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“K’SS her when yon ketch ^ hep,
Susie. Ml«c!
Kiss her when yon ketch her,
^sie, my dear!
An - then Adalado run, an’ Dr.
liu f j t0 r her. She made circle good eight tune, too.
she tol - e 'round tho or
T U12e5? an scooted t Other side O
Boston rockor, an upset the malos^es
^ on the xvay. Then she dodgea zigzagged
&iJe 0 f Lem Pettihom, an’
between half a dozen cheers, an
tollin’ how long she would of kep’ it up
Suds’s hadn’t foot Stumped an* come her mgh toe spraw
hn’ onto tho floor.
But Dr^Fnanklin ketched her jest ia
time, an’ kissed her, too.
Then they took their places, an’ Car’
line an’ her pardner began teeterin’in
their turn.
a ‘ ? P^‘^ P a«tSin’ on th/cag,
in tha middle of the room, an’the rest
was circulatin’ ’round her a holt of han’a
an’ singin’ :
“ O dear sister Phoebe, how happy ware w»
IheniKht we aot under the juniper tree,
J per >
„ tt n Xa/:!rZ . a th,B ... . hat . “ .. WlU ... , keep yOUr
’
^ ’ take a sweet kiss, it will do yon no
harm
Rut a great deal of good, I know.”
An’ when they got doue playin’ “Sis¬
ter Phcebe” they started “King Wil¬
iam.”
I disremember most of the versus, but
one of them goes this-a-wav:
“ Bo now you’re married, vou must be good,
An’ split the kindlin’ an’ the wood;
You must be kind, you must be true,
An’ kiss her as ehe stands by you.”
“La I” says Grama Peab’dy; slie had
her knittin’in her hand, an’her balls o’
yarn tucked in the huzzy that was fast
ened to her side, an’bhe was a-peekin’
over my shoulder—“La I” says ehe, ‘no
matter what they play, they alius hevto
“Yes,” says I, “that’s wlier’ the fun
fun comes in.”
’Peared like the girls relished’em, too,
* ur they tit so hard ag’in em.
Nex’ game I see ’em play, ’3Iiah Suds
was walkin’ ’round with a hangkitcher
tn his hand, an’ a knot tied into it.
He hit Tholomew Peab’dy on top o’
the head, an’says he: “Pleased or dis
pleased?” “Displeased,” ’Tholomey.
says
An’says ’Miah: “What’ll please you
better?”
An’ then ’Tholomew says he: “Fur
Burdick to do penance.”
Jeff he looked sorter sheepish an T hang¬
dog like, but he went an’ stood in the
middle o’ the floor, an’ says he:
“Hero I stand on two little chips,
Waitin’ fur some one to kiss iny two little lips.
He had to wait quite a spell, too; but
at last Melindy Shaw went then sidlin’ up,
and let him kiss her, and both of
’em sot down, an’ ’Miah hit Marthy
Coon with the liangkieher, an’ Marthy
was “What’ll displeased, please too. better?”
you ^
’Mialr. says
“1 ur Car’line _ Pides an’ John Wesley
Dusenberry to go a-beggin’,” says
Marthy.
, J°hu „ . Wesley tuck .
in e
of han , s an went roun to every
^WlfeiYmv '* hO 0 'they eoTe oome to to a a bov boy, John T ,1m Wes >Ves
, 2 riiYZ?“ br< s a
lur rn ys e ll, an a kiss fur my ole
woman
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'J' A al a tur mysefr, an r a
V™™ , br^d , to myole wmimn
will, b.ns uramna X'eaoay, X_ve
g-ef sol’^o an’^awhile?“ ^
Some old folks don’t hev no sort o’
feelirr’fur young tins, but I like too see
tw. f Tliero to’iO diioi enougli to go
seem to mind. Thoy'thought o-d« ’twfsfun didn’t
to hev only one plate betwixt two of
» pm
I see Hosanna Peab’dy an’Jeff Skin
ner eatin’pie with the same knife. An’
’Miah Suds an’ Marthy Coon drunk cof
foe out o’one cup. But the vittles belt
out,- a “’ buddy ett and drunk all
longer, ^T^er an’ they all played a spell Lid
they bundled up
went home.
’Twas ‘ niirh twelve f o’clock when 7?,^ thev
all D °t gone, r an „ \vt_ hustled off to bed
srrjss'
somniverous in his natur, and it don t
never agree with him to lose his naterel
b ^ fct l •
‘Car’lme Arvil y Julmuny ” says he
an’I see he was nled-“don’t you never
ax me to hev another play-party the
longest day you live! Them nags that
was tied in the door-yard has nigh about
skun the bark off of every tree they are
| tied to,” says lie. “An’ the wagon
teams that was hitched to the fence has
! pulled it all to flinders, an’ broke half
the rails in two. I've got to maul some
more rails, an’ lay the worm all over fur
about ten rod,” says he. “An’the boys
i an’ gals hev trumped the best room
carpetfullof holes, and broke the rungs
j out o the Boston rocker, an stove m
i the head o’ that molasses-cag, an’ bu’sted
, twoflights besides ieavm o’ ghsslin the bars the down front sot winder, the
j logs got into the corn-shocks an' ett up
f J ’ S h “Y’ / 011 ’ 1
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i savs Car’line, ”r,n powerM
1 l>et, an’ stove the molasses-eag, and
'"‘inder^f^ints.-- the cheer-rungs, and bu’sted the
kuownst But Twas ai^ did unbe
to me,” says bnsenberry she.
pus, John Wesley poppos.
ed to me last night in the pantry, an’
we’re a-goin’ to marry on St. Volunteer’s
day,” says she. “You’ll give us a wed
din’, won’t you ?”
She ain’t nobuddy’s fool, our Car’line
ain’t. She knowed, as well as the nex’
, un, that her paw was desput sot on see
in' her an’ John Wesley make 7 match
j °’ it- But Dan Toadvbush Infs been
sort o’ shvin’ ’round her fur a spell back,
i an’ John Wesley hadn’t never stroke his
mind before. ‘
I An’you'd ‘ ‘ “ ougbter of Pipes when
saw
she tole him that!
It staggered him so you could of
knocked him down xvith a pin-feather.
But fur all he was so surprised, an’ as
tickled as a rat xvith a cheese-rind, all
she could git out of him was: “Ax yer
maw, Car’line. Ef she’s agreeable, i’m
agreeable.”
But we ain’t never he*l another party,
an’ don’t never eallsilate to hev .—Frank
Leslie's.
Menaces to Health in Africa.
A veteran African explorer says: “The
greatest climates, danger to health in tropical
Africa, or at from any catching rate in tropical
occurs cold. Two
other imprudences next to be guarded
against ingor are excesses of anv kind in eat
too much drinking or exposing one’s self
Set to the direc» x^mX ravs O aklniteous- f the *un
Errors in are sicknlk*
Jy punished with and as Euro
p^ms are all the better in health for
easily taking liable a good deal of exercise, they are
to get sick if thev expose
themselves to the sun’s i-avs without tho
| protection of an umbrella,'which is fre
quentiy bravado." done bv newcomers out of fool
A Yetmont raanhas starteJa uewgpaperat
Jamaica, in that State, and calls it • Jam&i
ca Gin-er."
The Story of a Hors®.
It 1 b not often that a dealer in horses
gete caught, but a case in point shows
S^iin? o^Pdenvill^ “ne tHhl
city to purchase a horse. Entering a
mart in Abel street, the following con
versation took place:
“I want to btiv a horse.”
“Good. I have got just the kind of
animal that will suit you.”
“Trot him out.”
The horse was “trotted” insTmtFrec^ out. and the
man from PalenviHe
ed the beast. He had purchased it in
Montreal, Cauada, fourteen years ago.
At that time the age of the horse was
given as six years. He had owned it
twelve tia^l years and then sold it to a man
who wim had it it two years, thus making m i • its -.
a g 0 twenty years. \V hxle m Goodwin s
possession the animal had acd^dred the
habit of chewing tobacco.
daisy” “There,” said the dealer, “he’s a
How Oid i is v„ he? a" inquired • „ -in Goodwin. i ■ !
“beven years. He is as sound as a
Spanish gold dollar, and can turn a j
mile in less than three minutes.”
“Are you sure the horse is onlv seven
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,. L-ertain r , , . 1 T , know the .
sure. man that
raised him.” j
“Give me a chew of tobacco, will
you?’’said iaDdixl Goodwiu. Receiving it lie
the tnbocoo lo tUe oto.br with
tho reniaik. Just see if that lioise will
chew.”
To the surprise . of the horseman the
onimal chewed the quid with evident
pleasure and whinnied for more.
] ° „„„ i,___, ^ DO ? v this horse. lie asked. . .
“Well, lr I ought to,” replied Goodwiu,
“being as I owned him tw lve years.
He was six years old when I bought
him, and another man had him for two
years. and
“Come out take a drink,” said
the dealer. “That is the worst I ex-ei
was sold in my life .—Kingston (iY. Y.)
Freeman.
Fosterers of Civilization.
And where can you find the superioi
of our American sailor ? Amid the jar
riog during shock of ocean’s mightiest swing
those dark hours of Samoa, when
destruction appeared inevitable, when
the engine fir*s were out, aud our flag
ship wus tossing, helpless aud rudderless,
that grand old Anglo-Saxon cheer rang
out, as the brave eyes bedimmed with
hissing brine caught sight of the Calliope
escaping from a kindred danger. How
must those British sailors have yearned,
when free from peril, to kno w something
0 f their late comrades. Their floating
FUn al ° ft ’ anothcr hcart v checi
-
f rora q> e nton to Yandalia, and that
r>°r ,n,mtb088p,S1 ’
mg for breath, then the sweet strains of
the band, playing our national anthem,
whi,e the CoU1 ' ,, g eous prepiued for
appearently sfrlled navigator unavoidable death. The
that ordering the crew aloft,
weak atoms of humanity might form
T' S
J beach “ l" iw? that living C rope “ the whose sur-fpounded me-bes
Tto blKk man had a big heart that day
an( l a soul as white as the purest saint
tbe adeemed and sanctified.
Who shall dare , s y we should not have
a navy to foster civilization and protect
humanity, even as a God-given senti
ment, irrespective of our commeicial
necessities ’-Exchange.
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How a King Looks.
The aristocracy . f at Tr Kingston, _ f St. V.n v _
cent Is. aud, Yest Indies, have a blue
blooded member of the royalty who n
heimz lionized This remarkable person
■ tr- . Ti nfOnoho
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rivers of the Nigei delta. Inc king
^ 1 otH^'Yl r atTHoecrs'ons ‘ 1 100 ' ! le
wears an admiral’s , ,, coat with . , immense ■
bullion epaulettes, over a yellow buttons. plush
vest with b»g green enamel
The vest is cut very low, displaying n
large area of immaculate linen. His lean
trousers have broud stripes of blue and
red, and black s,lk hose and a pair ol
gorgeous, flower-embroidered slippers
cover his neither extremities. On his
head he wears abroad-brimmed hat ol
African manufacture, something like s
sombrero, and in the band are stuck at
uniform distances, five long ostrich
fcatbevs. la Ms cars arc gold rings ol
unique design, and encircling his neck is
a collar of ‘hark,* terth, With a bear',
too’h tripped xvith gold by xvay Of a pen
dant. He wears white cotton gloves,
and as many rings as his fingers and
thumbs will accommodate.
A Man of Muscle.
Several years ago an a list of Dresden
ersuaded a locksmith there to give up
is trade aud become an artists’model.
It was a good thing for the locksmith, oi
who is now the famous “muscle man
Dresden,” whose magnificently develop
renowned model in the worl 1. In ordei
to preserve for future artists an exact
duplicate of his extraordinary figure the
director of the Royal Saxon invited Povzellan him
fabrik at Meissen recently
there that a cast from life might be taker
of the upper part of liis body. It is said
that “Its muscular development is sc
complete and d tained that even the
least and slightest cord of every mus ic
stands lorni prominently, and his
whole body looks as if it were woven to
getlier or plaited like basket work. His
muscles have such a hardness that they
feel to the touch as if they were carved
iu wood.
That Tired
Is eiptjrieneevl by almost every one at this season,
and macy people resort to Hood’s Sarsaparilla to
drive away the languor and exhaustion. The blood,
laden with Impurities which have been accumulat
ing for months, moves sluggishly through the
veins, the mind falls to think quickly, and the body
is still slower to respond. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is
Just what is needed. It purifies, vitalizes and en
riches the blood, makes tho head clear, creates an
appetite, overcomes that tired feeling, tones the
nervous svgtem and imparts new strength and
vigor to the whole body.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
u proven to be so vastly superior to any Other sarsa
pjnia.or blood purifier, that one h« well said:
health-giving effecte upon the bksod and entire
human are as much more posiuve than
the remedies po *? r of f aquarter ^ “ ,n of^a °‘
^e^ spr ng, but last year
toot Hood’s Sarsaparilla aaJ have not been sick
-tnce.**-^o. w. slo^, initon,
M s * fi'&L BB
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Lold Uj oii dmsgists. $1; six f ar #3. Prepared only '
: c X HOOD A CO., Apothecaries. Lowell. Hass. !
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- IOO Do 9 es One Dollar .
THINGS DOCTORS DO NOT KNOW.
Their Ignornnen Illustrate*) iu tlic Robin
• on Poisoning Cases.
* r sscu ar newspapers were taking notes. Pa
pers bearing spec ally on the no onous Kobiu
eon ars . euica poisoning cases bad been an
u tl^Viah
o .**». of7LmeaIpoiraninf , •
noranee of the symptom*
and claimed tha't because of Uii-ignorance t e
Robinson po souing cases had gone on w.thout
SSSSSAS^ 5j; ol,s ' n S suspicions on the part of medical men.
at ^ ^ ^
seven oecurreu wit, in five
years, and in one family, and the o; her was that
o? a relative.
The cases were ail treated bv physicians of
targe P ract; ce. prominent in the profession,
aud vet n® snsp.cion of arsenical poisioning
-
was aroused until an or^amzatiou in which the
victims wem in-med tried to determine by
ly investigation why so many persons died sadden*
in this fami.y.
In snpp rt of his statement as to the ignor
nor arsenical “ ce ,°f posomnr, medical men the doctor of the iemark-d symptoms that of
certificates of death were given in five of the
Robinson cases as follows : pueumon a, tvphoid
fever, disease. meningitis, bowel disease and Bri^h.’s
TIie startling disc'osure of the stupid ignor
“X s! ow {‘ iu ,hi Dt of caSf s 13
- keeping - tii the usual indiscretion
quite m w
manifested bv the profes.-icni in the tr* attaint
of persons who are sufferer- from the t-lo > and
subtle poison which is gen ra ed in th j system
ftom a diseased state of tie kidneys,
Tim afflicted are treat*d f r consumption,
iSS
ignorantly too late, tt.ar tue pa;i nt was wrongfully and
treated for a supposed disease wh ch
was, iu reality, but a symptom of kidney dis
<ase, and should have been tirmly treated as
such >y the use of Warners Safe (Jure, which
is the on y r medy known that can i e
mice ssfuiiy relied on iu the treatment of such
disease.
Buch exhibitions of stupidity by those who
p ofes* great intelligence in such matters is
calculat <1 to destroy confldenc', and it can be
well, aid that a remedy like Warn r’s Safe'
Cure, widen places the direct means of preserv¬ more'
ing hea tu in the sufferer’s hands, i< far
meritorious than high-priced medical adx-ico
which is so generally w*,rtn_k-s and too o.ten
trroue0lls °P lluo “ as to the ,rilJ
came La L
Human life just a little too prec ous to the
aver ,ge individual to be sacrificed to the bigot
rj’or ignorance of otheis.
Immense Vessels.
In addition to the 38 war ships of one
kind or another now in construction by
the British, 70 more are to be laid down
at a cost of £22,000,000, making 501
war ships by 1804. Of all the war vea
sels of the United States, the largest and
most powerful will be the Maine, t-ffie
will be 310 feet long, with a displace
ment of 0,048 tons and a horsepower of
0,000. Sue will have two batteries and
her armor will be 11 inches thick. She
wid be a very ugly customer to attack.
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■ secret of the universal success of
a, thorough and rapid assimilation with the
« Mae
tion .Thus beginning ‘aT ^“thf found^tlo^it
up and restores lost health. It does not
headache. It will cure dyspepsia, indigestion,
The wife of Prof. Richard A. Proctor has
been granted a pension of $500 a year.
Isiao Mobpht, who has for sevrrol
Ly years ridden more winning horses than
other jockey, receives 010,000 a year
from his employer, “Lucky” Baldwin,
and makes about $6,000 more by riding
outside mounts. He does not drink,
swear, lie or bet, and is said to have bet
ter control of Ins horse Iran any other
rider. He is worth about $50,000, and
oxvns a small farm near Lexington, Ky.,
where he lives xvitli his family when the
racing season is over.
Tt IT is is said sa : d that that love love for tor nets pets and ana love love of oi
traveling are the two ruling passions of
the Princess Maria Theresa of Bavaria.
fakes her bSs nets with her and the chain
^erlain to look after them.
place ^ is no sinecure, ’ for she has four
animaLs of one sort and another,
ine i udillg ^ dogs, dkainutivl two magpies, an
eaormo ratj and a bear-.
forced Whittier, the poet, protests against the en¬
idleness of convicts in N. Y. pi isons.
A Wonderful Food nud Medicine,
Known and used by Physicians all over the
xvorld. Scott's Emulsion not only give** flesh
and strength by virtue of its own nutritious
properties, but creates auappetio for food that
builds up the wasted body. ‘T have been us
pleasant and palatable, and all grox\ r atron_er
useful for children xvhen nutrient medication
isneeded, as in Marasmus.”-T. W. Pierce,
’’ v * l 0X ^ 1 1 A -
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The tanning industry will go, if making
Leather by electricity proves success.
Dangerous Negligence.
It is as unwise to neglect a case of constipa¬
tion or indigestion as a case of fever or otuer
more serious disease, for, if allowed to prog resa
dition,in bufgffgsvlff which pn°t they the Eifk be kept k by Kaithy occasional con- ain
of this medicine. may :k> cents. Dose one Fig.
* atK lug
A RoiUcal Cure for Epileptic Fit*.
S' 1 hf“rSS I SJS& warrant the
. di^ssss which myfaith to cure
worst cases. 8o"'strtHM '-S kilts vir
tues that 1 will send free a sampi# bottle and
valuable treatise to any sufferer give
me his P ROOT. ROOT. O. and M. M. Express C.. C\. ls3 1 Pearl address. St.. Respy,-- New York. _
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^ ^ r k f , Are you ready to work,
an 0 o you y 0 u want want ton to make money V Then write
to iu B. jj. F.‘Johnson & Co., of Richmond, Va., and
see If they cannot help you.
braufield’s Female Regulator cures all ir
regularities peculiar to woman. Those suf
fering should use it. Sold by all druggists.
If aflltc.ed , n u ... h sore ex ____ e. „„„ n el r. r.___.Ti Dane Thomp
son’s Eye-water. Drugs,- >sse!l at ...^.per lx>tt*0
The best cough medicine is Piso’s f’ure for
Consumptio . S**ld everywhere. 25 cents.
Nearly everybody nee(L- a good Bpring medicine
Hood’s Sarsapariiia to espel impurities which
accumulate in the blood iarmc the winter, keen up
etrength as warm weather comeson, create an appe
tile and promote healthy digestion. Try Hood s Kai
-oparilU, aud you will be convinced of its peculiar
merits. It ls the Idea 1 , spring medicine, reliable,
lieneficla!, pleasant to take, and gives full value fh.
the money.
‘-I take Hood’s Sarsaparilla as a spring tonic, and I
recommend it to all who have that miserable tlrad
feeling.’’-C. Parxelfe, S49 Bridge St., Brooklyn,N.T.
Makes the Weak Strong
“My appetite was poor, Icoutdnotsleep, had head
ache not move a great regnlwly. deal, pains Hood tn ray 3 Sarsapar.ua back, ray bo^euidld in a short
time did me so much good that I feel like anew
^kJSsL^srau ^^Xneed L good modi
and see.--G E oao E f.
jxckson, notary suuoa. coam
N. n.—Be sore to get Hoods Sarsaparilla, no net
be induced to buy any ether,
Sold by all dxussisjs. $1;
by C. I. HOOD A CO. Apqtheaariss, LoweU, Hass.
;00 Doses One Dollar
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THE FRIEND’S ADVICE.
"Don’t give up. my poor, sick friend.
: While there’s life there’s hope, ’tis said;
Sicker persons often mend;
1 Time to give up xvhen you're dead.”
1
“These letters stand for ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ (Dr. Pierce’s), tho
greatest nutritive, tonic and blood-purifier of the age.”
bee ” t, ,ld that consumption is incurable; that when the lungs are
attacked bx this malady, 1 which is sciotula affecting the lungs and rotting them
out, the sufferer is past all help, and the end is a mere question of time. Y ou
have noted with alarm the unmistakable symptoms of the disease; you have tried
all manner of so-called cures in vain, and vou are now despondent aud preparing
for the worst. But ‘don’t give up the ship’while I)r. Pierce’s Golden Medical
Discovery remains untried. It is not a cure-all, nor will it perform miracles,
but it is guaranteed to benefit or cure Consumption, if taken in time and
given a fair trial, or money paid for it will be promply refunded.
Copyright, 1888, by World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Proprietors,
$500 w Catarrh Remedy of their ability ARD. to Catarrh in tho -rSiirxg Head, mafter
cure no
how bad or of how long standing, that they offer, in good l'aith, the above reward for a case
Which they cannot cure. Remedy 00 cents, by druggists.
Sleepless Nights
•‘For nearly n
month I was not
able to Sleep* but J
after using Paine’s
mA f Celery Compound
l for two clays, In¬
r somnia fled and
■ strength return¬
/ ed.” E. G. Bmitu,
7 Claussen, S. C.
■
“ I have taken
only a part of a come of Rune's caw com
pound, and It has entirely relieved me ot
^ffess. from which I have suffered
*»*U” Alas. E. actcliff, Peoria, Ilk
“ For a long time I was so ncivous and worn
rehlfunmY^ed
Paine^ Celery Compound which at once
vt
Paine’s
Celery Compound
quickly nuiets and strengthens the nerves, when ;
irritated‘or weakenedby overwork, excesses,
disease, or shock. It cures nervousness, head
ache, dyspepsia, sleeplessness, melancholia, and
Tones up the ;
Shattered Nerves
“ Fortxvo years I wasa sufferer from nervous
debility, ana I thank Gocl and the discoverer Celery ol
the valuable remedy, that Paine’s Com
pound cured me. Let any one write to me
for advice.”
GKOKOE W. Bouton, Stamford, Conn.
PaJ lne’3 Celery Compound produces sound and
refre shlng sleep. A physician’s prescription, it
does not contain one harmfuldrug. Like noth
tng else, it ls a guaranteed faithfully cure followed. for sleepless
ness, if directions are
$1.00. Six for $-3.00. Druggists.
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from the effects cf Swift's Specific.
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7% m Piso’s RemlLy for Catarrh Cheapest- ls the
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s
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dorse I prescribe CJ and the folly only en¬
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71 to s DATS. of this disease.
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