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{TEMPERAMENT IS ALL RIGHT
Quality th. World Seems Ever Will
ing to Condone, but Beware
of Temper.
Os the prima donna who throweth a
filsh of spaghetti' at her butler the
world satth: “She hath the artistic
temperament.’’ And of the washer
woman who scaldeth her husband
frith. a pot of bean soup the husband’s
relatives saith: “She hath a devilish
pamper.”
Cultivate temperament if thou wilt,
bat beware of temper. The rich man.
In a burst of temper, bursteth a blood
vessel and droppeth dead. The poor
naan getteth hot in the collar, and the
collar, being celluloid, igniteth and
burneth him to death. While angry
at the woman he loveth, a man mar
ryeth a woman he doth not love. And,
behold. It costeth him half his fortune
to regain his temper—and his free
torn.
Yet temper hath its usee. It glveth
a man courage to do that which he
lacketh the nerve to perpetrate In cold
blood. And It serveth as an admirable
excuse. If he saith: “Pardon me, I
bave such an ungovernable temper,**
he is forgiven, as If he were a lunatic
and not responsible.
Temper maketh Johnny to go into
tantrums. And, behold, his mother
announceth proudly: “Johnny Is such
a high-strung child. So much tempera
ment, don’t you know.” Which remark
Johnny often overheareth, and, being
wiser than thou wouldst expect of
auch a mother, he stringeth her some
more and himself still higher, until
father steppeth in with a shingle pad
dle and breaketh the string.
Temper maketh madam to snap at
the hand of her husband when It pet
teth her. And hubby, saying; “She Is
so nervous,” putteth on a glove that
his hand may not be lacerated, and
caresseth her more tenderly than
•ver.
Temperament, like temper, is great
ly overworked as an excuse. The
man who defraudeth the barber and
doth his best to keep the clothesclean?
er and presser from earning a living;
pleadeth In extenuation the poetle
temperament. And the one who keep
sth Irregular hours and worse com*
pany, and whose shirt bosom feeleth
the imprint of a rouged cheek more
often than the touch of a laundress*
hand, attributeth his delinquencies to
the Bohemian temperament. The sup*
posed possession of a literary temper
ament hath led many a woman to take
• course in the literature of the Ital
ian renaissance when the needethfar
worse a course of treatment by a man
icurist, a modiste and a hairdresser.
Verily, yea, verily, a sweet temper Is
more to be desired than a sweetheart,
•nd is easier to keep—Terrell Love
Holliday, In Puck.
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This Happened on Mare.
Allen—Hello, Duncan, old man!
How’re things?
Duncan —Pretty good, pretty good.
And with you?
Allen —Can’t complain particularly.
Get a little short of cash sometimes —
business Is growing fast and I have
to pretty near pawn my watch on oc
casions to keep going. You know how
It Is; prosperity Is sometimes actual
ly a drag on your pocketbook. That’s
• preliminary to asking you If you’ve
$lO loose that you can let me have
until next week Thursday. Got to got
the wife a little present for her birth
day, and haven’t a cent to do it with.
Duncan—Why, sure. More, If you
want And never mind about pay
ing me Thursday; wait until I want
«ome money' and come to you.
Allen—Nix. Thursday goes and ten
is all. Thanks. So long.
Duncan (Thursday)—Morning, Al
len. Great weather.
Allen —All to the good. You’re
looking fine. Say, here’s that ten.
Much obliged. Nothing like having
friends to help a man once in a while.
Duncan —Oh, you needn’t have hur
ried. I'd clean forgotten about this
ten.
Allen —Well, I don’t forget the
money I owe or what's owed me.
Thanks again for your loan. S’long.—
Exchange
Curious White Island.
What is perhaps the most extraordi
nary island iu the world is that which
lies thirty miles to the northeast of
New Zealand. White Island is an
enormous mass of rock nearly three
miles in circumference, rising 900 feet
above the sea, and is perpetually en
veloped in dark clouds that are visible
for nearly 100 miles. This island con
sists almost entirely of sulphur, with
a small percentage of gypsum. Some
rears ago an attempt was made to
float a company to work the sulphur,
which is of high quality, but sufficient
capital was not subscribed. The ex
port of sulphur from White Island is
therefore still very small. In the In
terior is a lake fully fifty acres In ex
tent, the water of which has a tem
perature of 110 degrees Fahrenheit,
and it is strongly Impregnated with
acids. On one side of this lake are
craters from which steam escapes
with great force and noise. This steam
and the vapor from the lake form the
dark clouds that envelop the island.
Explained.
“I am sorry to see you here again.*
said the judge.
“You’re not half as sorry a.- I am,
judge,” said the prisoner.
“Bad company, my man. as I told
you before, is sure to bring you back.”
said the judge.
“Yes, judge,” said the prisoner. ’‘But
l can’t help myself. I tried to avoid
this vulgar cop, but he just regTarly
thrust hisse-I? upon me ” —Harper’s
Weekly
Price of Meat Going Up.
Chicago, June 10.—Prices of
fresh meat on the hoof and in retail
markets have reached the highest
average known here in two years.
Packers say they are paying the
highest prices for cattle in more
than 20 years, considering the
quality offered.
Responsibility for the high prices
appears to be in doubt. The butcher
says the wholesale price is higher.
The wholesalers say they are com
pelled to pay more to the packers.
The packers declare the farmers are
demanding more money and the
farmers say that corn is too expensive
to feed.
When your child has whooping cough
be careful to keep the cough loose and
expectoration easy by giving Chamber
lain’s Cough Remedy as may be re
quired. This remedy will also liquify
the tough mucus and make it easier to
expectorate. It has been used success
fully in many epidemics and is safe and
sure. Bold by all dealers,
A Card
This is to certify that Foley’s Honey
and Tar Compound does not contain any
opiates, any habit-forming drugs, or any
ingredients that could possibly harm its
users. On the contrary, its great heal
ing and soothing qualities make it a real
remedy for coughs, colds, and irrita
tions of the throat, chest, and lungs.
The genuine is in a yellow package.
Ask for Foley’s Honey and Tar Com
pound and accept no substitute. Dr, J.
B. George.
Charles Richter, aged eighteen,
of New York, thinks it is worth
more than $1 per sermon to go to
church. One of Dr. Parkhursts
societies has been paying him that
amount, in the hope that the in
fluence would improve his morals,
but Charles told the probation court
a day or two ago that the pay was
not big enough and that he on
a strike.
It G now well known that, not more
than one case of rheumatism in ten re
quires any internal treatment whatever.
All that is needed is a free application
of Chamberlain’s Liniment and massag
ing the parts at each application, Try
it and see how quickly it will relieve
the pain and soreness. For sale by all
dealers.
Helped to Keep Down Expenses.
Mrs. J. E. Henry, Akron, Mich., tells
how she did so: “I was bothered with
my kidneys and had to go nearly double.
I tried a sample of Foley Kidney Pills,
and they did me so much good that I
bought a bottle, and feel that they saved
me a doctor’s bill.” Dr. J. B. George.
The worst disappointed bull dog
iu Pennsylvania is in Darby. The
other day he flew at James Martin
with the purpose in veiw of bitting
a nice, large hunk out of his leg.
Marlin couldn’t get out of the way;
he didn’t try to do so, in fact. The
leg that the dog attacked was made
of wood and when the beast grabbed
the joint the steel working part
closed on his jaw and broke off two
teeth. And Martin was hard-heart
ed enough to think the joke was on
the dog.
Move On Sow!
Says a Doiiceman to a street crowd, and
whacks heads- if it don’t. “Move on
uf'W,” say the big. harsh mineral pills
to bowel congestion, and suffering fol
lows. Dr. King’s New Life Pills don’t
bulldoze the bowels. They gently per
suade them to right action, and health
follows. 25c at M C. Brown’s and J.
B. George’s.
—
Since its passage New York s in
heritance tax law has turned into
the state treasury more than $87,-
000.000. of which upwards of SB,-
600.000, was the contribution to
the fund luring he past two years.
In the list of great estates paying
heavy inheritance taxes there appear
the names of twenty-four wowen.
FamilY Hair Dressing
Benefit the Hair of Men. Women and
Children.
Get a botth of delightful, refreshing
PARISIAN SAGE, madam, and have
everybody in the house use it regularly.
It’s fine for children as well as grown
ups and Dr. J. B. George guarantees
PARISIAN SAGE to drive away dand
ruff, stop falling hair or itching scalp,
or money back. Large bottle 50 cents.
“I think PARISIAN SAGE is good
as a hair grower. It is good to rid the
hair of dandruff and stop the hair from
falling out. It is a beautifier as well as
a scalp cleaner. I intend to keep it in
the house. I know it helped my head.”
i—Hannah Harkness. Marshalltown.
lowa.
Housework Drudgery!
• Housework is drudgery for the weak woman. She brashes, dusts aad Mrabs, or
is on her feet all day attending to the many details of the household, her back ach
ing, her temples throbbing, nerves quivering under the stress of pain, possibly dizzy
feelings. . Sometimes rest in bed is not refreshing, because the poor tired nerves do
not permit of refreshing sleep. The real need of weak, nervous women is satisfied
by Dr. Pieroe’s Favorite Prescription, and as Mrs. Briggs and others .testify :
It Makes Weak Women Strong and Sick Women Well.
cause of women’s weaknesses,
heals inflammation and ulceration, ft tranquilizes the nerves,
encourages the appetite and induces restful sleep,
®Dr. Pierce is perfectly willing to let every one know what
his ** Favorite Prescription” contains,a complete list of in
gredients on the bottle-wrapper. Do not let any druggist
persuade you that his unknown composition is 11 just as good’*
in order that he may make a bigger profit.
Mrs. Beazh.l. Briggs, of 529 N. Washington St.. Delphos,
Ohio, writes: “Having taken your ‘Favorite Prescription,
for a bad case of intestinal disease and constipation with
woman’s ills, for which I was almost unable to do any
thing, I think I am safe in saying that there are no remedies
the world like Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription and
Purifying Lotion Tablets.’ I am now enjoying the best of
health, and thank Dr. Tierce for his wonderful medicines
which have done me a world of good.”
Mbs. Bbiggs. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate liver aod bowels,
F. T. Davie. J. H. Davie
F. T. DAVIE & SON,
Undertakers,
Funeral Directors, Embalmers.
Open All Night.
Telephone No. 538. 51 S. Bradford Street.
Gainesville and Flowery 3ranch-
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Gainesville, Ga.
THIS OFFER GOOD FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
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IKFW i ‘Dow Hour Butter Bills
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Bake Your Cakes With <
Snowdrift
The Perfect Shortening
Good, pure, natural butter is probably jus l as di
gesnble as Snowdrift —but no more ?>. But butter is a
splendid germ culture, and there is always danger of its
having been carelessly handled .-<>nu v.-here between the
cow and the cake.
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Besides, do you knox.' that buta:r contains a largv percentage of
salt and water, and when j’ou buv butter vox: p;r. for thin salt and
water that is entirely wasted in c- > kin .?
Housekeepers who realize tl.i : v.se S ■ wdrii’. ’ i of butter
for making cake, and in other cooking. Snowdrift, cajtcs are light, I |
delicious and as easy tocigest :i= t<» e;. :. I
Snowdrift is sold onR by the I
S— can —never sold frro.: ;-c> •! f
tubs. J SyovmmfT I
/'Sr.cv. drift Secrets" -lr.udwrr.< -.ok I
of practical recipes—-sent nest; , dfTT BfKMM* I
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*‘l Bread Street. New York. N. ■■ /
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BAKERY=
SUCCESSOR TO A. M. MONTGOMERY
FRESH HOME-MADE BREAD BAKED DAILY at OUR BAKERY
: -—FROM —r.—-.-7
C3-OLID JkZTEDJLL FLOUR
We extend a cordial invitation to house wives to call and
inspect our Bakery. It is guaranteed to be in every re
spect Sanitary. For Fresh Bread, Rolls, Pies, and
Cakes that are delicious; give us a trial: bicycle delivery.
W. M..
>O BRADFORD ST. - TELEPHONE NO 38
Don’t Forget
That the Gainesville Cigar Mfg. Co. is
making 1,000 a day of the best Cigars
ever made in the State,
We are now offering the following choice brands:
La Cedarosas, 10c, S7O per 1,000
Capital, sc, $37.50 per 1,000
Havana Smoker, sc. $35 per 1,000
These are the best Cigars made in the State.
Try one. All she stores have them.
Gainesville Cigar Mfg. Co.
A Word to the Wise:
Take Care of Your Eyes.
eyes Seldom Grow Better Without Kelp.
Dr. Robert Jones is an Optometrist who has had experience
in all kinds of optical defects, such as Compound Myopic,
Hyperopic and Astigmatism. Have you headache, nervous
ness, burning red eyes? Does print blur when reading? If so,
you need Glasses. Dr. Robert Jones would be glad to exam -
ine your eyes, and fit you w ith the best Gold-filled Mounting
Stevens S—q and Hardy Crystalline Interchangeable Lenses.
Dr. Jones will re-examine his customers and change
lei ses free of charge, provided not a compound lens.
We thank you for past orders, and await vour future ones
DR. ROBERT JONES & CO
No. 75 S. Maple St., Gainesville, Ga.
C. F. W. GUNTHER
The Old Rel.ahle
BAKER AND CONFECTIONER
33 Main Street. Arlington Block
Makes Fresb Bread, Roll- im id - w-;-v day. Our Bread is 100 per cent
pare: it t- Mixed and Mordded ry Ekr Machines hereby Eliminating Pergpir
ation
Gunther’s CarumcL are ' ’U.at can h<- Made. < her Peanut
Candy, Taffy Brittles are at ways ? 'esh.
Orders for Oak-proreprlv bike Pnm.v.
LOANS
ON REA J. EST A 'l' E
Prompt negotiation. Low rate of Interest. City or farm
property accepted as neurity.
Luther Roberts