The Greensboro herald. (Greensboro, Ga.) 1866-1886, June 10, 1875, Image 1

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DEVOTED TO NEWS, POLITICS, LITERATURE, AGRICULTURE AND GENERAL PROGRESS—INDEPENDENT IN ALL TRINES, VOL. X. #3 OO a Year in Advance. Arrival of Trains at Greeues boro’ Depot. DAY PASSENGER TRAIN. From Atlanta, . . 11:2 A. M. From Augusta, . • 1:10 P. M. NIGHT PASSENGER TRAIN. From Atlanta • . . 3:33 A. M. From Augusta, . . . 1:14 A. M. Mav 20 H. 11. KING. Agent. Railroad Schedule. Arrival and Departure of Trains. Georgia Railroad. Day Passenger Train. Leave Augusta, 8.45, a. m. Leave Atlanta, 7:00, a. m. Arrive at Atlanta, 5:46, p. m. Arrive at Augusta, 3:30, p. m. Night Passenger Train. Leave Augusta, 8:16, p. m. Leave Atlanta, 10:30, p. m Arrive at Atlanta, 6:25, a. m. Arrive at Augusta, 8:15, a. m. ACCOMMODATION TRAIN. Leaves Atlanta, 5:00 p. m. Leaves Stone Mountain, 6:45 a. m- Arrives Atlanta, 8:00 a. m. Arrives Stone Mountain, 6:15 p. m. S. K. JOHNSON, Sup’t. Western Atlantic R- R AND ITS CONNECTIONS. —‘K ENNKSAW ROUT E.”— The following Schedule takes effect May 23d, 1875: NORTHWARD. No 1. No 3. Noll. Lv Atlanta, 4 20pm 7 00am 330 pm Ar Cartersville, 6 14pm 9 22am 7 19pm Ar Kingston, 6 42pm 9 56am 8 21pm Ar Dalton, 8 24pm 11 54am 11 18pm Ar Cbuttanooga.lo 25pm 1 66pm SOUTHWARD. No 2. No 4. No 12. Lv Chattanooga, 4 00pm 5 00am Ar Dalton, 5 41pm 7 01am 1 00am Ar Kingston, 7 38pm 9 07am 4 19am Ar Cartersville, 8 12pm 9 42am 5 18am Ar Atlanta, 10 15pm 12 06m 9 30am Pullman Palace Cars run on Nos. 1 and Pullman Palace Cars run on Nos. 1 and 8, between Atlanta and Nashville. Pullman Palace Cars run on Nos. 3 and 2, between Louisville and Atlanta. gfcgp-No change of cars between New Orleans, Mobile, Montgomery, Atlanta and Baltimore, and only one change to New York. Passengers leaving Atlanta at 4:10 pm, arrive in New York "the second afternoon thereafter at 4:00 pm. Excursion Tickets to the Virginia Springs and various Summer Resorts will be on sale in New Orleans, Mobile, Montgomery, Co lumbus, Macon, Savannah, Augusta and Atlanta,at greatly reduced rates Ist of June Parties desiring a whole car through to the Virginia Springs or to Baltimore, should address the undersigned. Parties contemplating traveling should send for a copy of the Kennesaw Route Ga xette, containing schedules, etc. giay-Ask for Tickets via “Kennesaw Route.” B W. WRENN, Gen’l Pass, and Ticket Agent, Atlanta, Ga MASONIC. San Marino Lodge. Vo 34. GREENESBORO', GA. Regular Meetings—First Wednesday night of each month. M. MARKWALTER, Sec’y. Greenesboro’ R, A. C,, Xo. GREENESBORO’, GA. Regular meeting—Third Fiiday night of each month. 0. C. NORTON, Sec’y. L’nion Point Lodp, Vo. 200. UNION POINT, Ga., Meets regularly the 2d and 4th Thursday day evenings in each month. W. 0. MITCHELL, Sec’y. Feb. 4, 1875—tf M ¥¥s Greene Lodge, Xo. 41, lOOF. GREENESBORO’, GA., Meets regularly every Monday night. J. R. GODKIN, N. G. D. S. lIoi.T, R S. Greenesborougli Lodge, Vo. 320, Independent Order Good Templars, meets at Odd Fellow’s Hall, on 2d and 4th Friday nights in each month. J. HENRY WOOD, W. C. G. W. Mu.leb, Sec’y. djon P er day at home. t 0 V Terms f roe . Ad dress G. STINSON & Cos., Portland, Maine Jan 21. 1875-1 y* tEljc tfirrencslwro’ HrnilA BUSINESS CARDS' JAMES B. PARK, TT S3 AND— COUNSELOR AT LAW, GREENESBORO', - - - GA. WILL give prompt attention to all bu siness intrusted to liis professional care, in the Counties of Greene, Morgan, Putnam, Baldwin, Hancock and Taliaferro. E^Oflice— With Hon. Philip B. Rob inson. april 8,1875 —6ms M. W. LEWIS )• H. G. LEWIS. 91. W. Lewis & Soil, Attorneys at Law t GREEIVGSBOROIGKI, - GA. april 8, 1875-ly Philip B. Robinson, Attorney at Law f GREENESBORO’. . . . GA. W/ILL give prompt attention to business entrusted to his professional care. Feb. 20, 1873—6 ms Wm. H. Branch, ATTORNEY AT LAW. GREENESBORO'' GA. i CONTINUES to give his undivided atten ' J tion to the practice of his Profession. Returning thanks to his clients for their eneouragement in the past, he hopes by ■jiose application to business to merit a con tinuance of the same. dice over Drug Store of Messrs. B. Torbert & Cos. Greenesboro’ Jan 16th 1874—1 y. 11. E. W. PALMER" Attorney at Maw, GREENESBORO', - - - GA. ALL business intrusted to him will re ceive personal attention. 8@?“0FF1CE —(With Judge Heard,) in the Court-House, where he can be found during business hours. oc? 15,’74-tf tir. v* r MjtJitlPkii*. ATTORNEY AT LAW, UNION POINT, - - Ga OFFERS his professional services to the people of Greene and adjoining coun ties, and hopes, by close attention to busi siness to merit and receive a liberal share of patronage. jan23 ’74 ly. Medical Card. B. BODKIN & HOLT, Having associated themselves in the Practice of Medicine, respectfully tender their services to the citizens of Greexes bouo’ and surrounding country. March 4, 1875—tf sr. Wm. Morgan, DENTIST GREENESBORO ’, GA. feb. 1, 1874. T. U4RKVV4LTEK, Marble Wark.M x 3ROAD Street, AUGUSTA, Ga. MARBLE Monumen s, Tomb-stonesi Marble Mantles, and Furniture Mar ble of all kinds, from the plainest to th e most elaborate, designed and furnished to order at short notice. All work for the country carefully boxed. n0v2,1871 —tf CENTRAL HOTEL. BY Mrs. W. M. THOMAS, AUGUSTA. Ga- Jan. 21 —Iy. JEWMY! NTTISHING to devote myself entirelyto \ V the legitimate business of Clock and Watch Repairing, from this date, I of fer my entire Stock of Watches and Jewel ry at cost, finding that it interferes too much with the business I prefer. M. MARKWALTER. Greenesboro’, Ga., Sept. 24, 1874-tf for. Sale or Kent. A. fine farm containing (80) eighty acres, (50 acres original forest), within two miles of Greenesboro. Apply to feblltf. W. M. \\ EAVER. Cl EORGlA — Greene County. VT Whereas James Smith, Executor of James Atkinson, deceased, applies for Let ters of Dismission, and such Letters will be granted on the first Monday in May 1876, unless valid objections thereto be filed. Given under my hand and official signa ture this February ]st, 1875. JOEL F. THORNTON, Ord’y Feb, 1, 1875—3bje* GREENESBORO’, GA., THURSDAY, JUNE 10, 1875. CORNER^ THE VOYAGER. BY C. V. MACSACOUTOS. A bright-eyed boy set out one day— “My boat,” said he, “too long reposes; The morn of life is genial May, i But June brings forth its fairest roses ; To yonder shore I long to flee; My boat and I are light and free.” Upon tlic tide he speeds away ; Laughs at the thought of age and sorrow— Feels that for him this sunny day Will melt into as bright a morrow ; Could these fond hopes but live and last— But ah ! the little boat moves fast. The blossoms from the earth’s green breast To life and light are sweetly springing, Around the summer’s sheeny crest The birds of song are blithely singing ; While joys his silly heart beguile, The little boat speeds many a mile. Our pleasures are not made to last, The brightest links are often parted ; The boy looks round into the past To see the place from which he started ; But not a thing his childhood knew The little boat has left in view. He looks above, the beaming sun Is moving in his noontide glory, And all the trophies he has won Are wrapped in life’s ideal story ; The stream of time is rough and high, The little boat moves swiftly by. And now he tastes the cup of care, But though the waves are dashing fleetly, The flowers still bloom, but not as fair ; The birds still sing, but not as sweetly ; The treasures that he seeks to find The little boat oft leaves behind. He seeks at last a land of rest, Dreams of a home among liis fathers ; The sun is sinking in the west, The mist of eve around him gathers ; His palsied arm resigns the oar, The little boat obeys no more. So speeds away the tide of time ; raiewell, old n> Bowed uown He goes unto a mystic clime, And he will reach it on the morrow ; In darkness now the boat and guide Are lost upon a boundless tide. MISCELLANEOUS. W liat To Teach our Daughters Teach them self-reliance. Teach them to make bread. Teach them to make shirts. Teach them to foot up store bills. Teach them not to wear falso hair. Teach them to wear thick, warm shoes. Bring them up in the way they should go. Teach them how to wash and iron clothes. Teach them how to make their own dresses. Teach them that a dollar is only a hundred cents. Teach them to cook a good meal of victuals. Teach them how to darn stockings and sew on buttons. Teach them every day dry, hard’ practical common sense. Teach them to say no, and mean it ; or yes, and stick to if. Teach them to wear calico dresses and do it like queens. Teach them a good, rosy romp is worth fifty consumptives. Teach them to regard the morals and not the money of their beaux. Teach them all the mysteries of the kitchen, the dining-room and the par lor. Teach them not to have anything to do with intemperate and dissolute young men. Teach them the further one lives be yond his income the nearer he gets to the poor-house 1 Rely upon it that upon your teach ing depends in a great measure the weal or woe of their after life. Teach them that a good steady me chanic is worth a dozen loafers in broadcloth. Teach them the accomplishments music, painting, drawing, if you have time and money to do it with. Teach them that God made them in Ilis own image, and no amount of tight lacing will improve the model. —To pardon those absurdities in ourselves which we can not suffer in others, js neither better nor worse than to be moro willing to be fools ourselves than to have oth ers so.— [Pope. The Vaine ol God iu Forty eight Languages. As Louis Burger, the well known author and philologist, was wa king in the Avenue des Champs Elysees one day, he heard a familiar voice exclaim ing: <l Buy some nuts of a poor man, sir; twenty for a penny!” He looked up, and recognized his old barber. “ What! are you selling nuts ?” said he. “ Ah, sir, I have been unfortunate.” “ But this is no business for a man like you.” “ Oh, sir, if you could only tell me of something better to do,” returned the barber with a sigh. Burger was touched. He reflected a moment; then tearing a leaf from his memorandum-book, he wrote for a few moments and handed it to thf titan say ing, “ Take this to a printing office and have a hundred copies struck off; here is the money to pay for it. Get a li cense from the Prefecture df Police, and sell them at two cents a copy, and you will have bread on the The strangers who visit Paris cannot refuse this tribute to the name of God printed in so many different ways.” The barber did as he was bid, and was always seen at the entrance to the Exposition, selling the following band bill : THE NAME OF GOD IN FORTY - EIGHT LANGUAGES: Hebrew—Elohim, Eloali. Chaldaic—Elah. Assyrian —Ellah. Syriac and Turkish—Aluh. Malay—Alia. Arabic —Allah. v Language of the Magi—Ors,. Old Egyptian—Tcut. Armorian—Teuti. * Modern Egyptian—Teun. Greek—Theos. Cretan—Thios. JSolian and Doric—lies. lu.uai - '* r LJ Vi L-ia • -f. • Celtic and old Gallic —Diu. French —Dieu. Spanish—Dios. Portuguese —Deos Old German —Diet. Provencal—Diou. Low Breton —Doue. Italian---Dio. Irish —Die. Olala tongue —Deu. German and Swiss—Gott. Flemish —Goed. Dutch—Godt. English and old Saxon—God. Teutonic—Goth. Danish and Swedish —Gut. Norwegian—Gud. Slavic—Buch. Polish —Bog. Pollacca —Bung. Lapp—Jubinnl. Finnish, Jumala. Runic—As, Pannonian —Istu. Zemblain—Fetizo. Ilindostanee —Rain. Coromandel —Brama. Tartar—Magatal. Persian—Sire. Chinese —Prussa. Japanese—Goezur. Madagascar— /annar. Peruvian —Pucliocamuiae. A few days after Burger met the barber. “ Well,” said he, “ lias the holy name of God brought you good luck ?” “ Yes, indeed, sir. I sell on an average a hundred copies a day at two cents each, or two dollars; but the strangers are generous ; some give me ten cents and others twenty. I have even received half a dollar for a copy, so that, all told, I am making five dol lars a day.” “ Five dollars a day V “Yes, sir, thanks to your kindness.” “ Ah!” thought Burger, as he walked away, “if I were not a literary tjian I would turn peddler or publisher; there is nothing so profitable as seiiing the learning or wit of others !” qf —No enjoy ment, however incon siderable, is confined to the present moment. A man is the happier for life from having made once an agreeable tour, or lived for any length of time with pleasant peo ple, or enjoyed any considerable interval of innocent pleasure.— [Sydney Smith. —Women charm, as a general thing, in proportion as they are good. A plain face with a heart behind it is worth a world of heart less beauty. Men who have tried both uniformly agree to this, Don Piatt on Funerals. I consider our funerals a remnant of barbarism that ought to go out with the twin relics. When one dies, and the little household is stricken with grief, there comes the hour that makes privacy a necessity. We instinctively shrink from the gaze of the world.— That moment is seized upon for the undertaker to introduce, under the name of friends of the deceased, all the neighborhood. The remains of one once so dear to the grief striken family receive an ovation from heartless curi osity and hypocritical ceremony, and while one hack, as I have said, will generally carry out all the grief that really follows the body to the grave, a loog string of carriages, hired at an enormous expense, are filled with peo pie who care little for the departed when alive, and less now that he or she is dead. They go to the grave talking politics in a subdued tone, and return hilarious, from the reaction that follow.- self restraint. It is but a beastly busi ness and ought to be done away with at an early day. The cost attending these funerals is of itself sufficient reason for their be ing abolished. Many a poor family is actually left without bread in this ab surd attempt to make a brief show of respect to the dead. No one is bene filed but the undertaker, and the profii accruing to him front this hollow, ub surd ceremony, gives us reasons t< terminate it at once. Heavy specula tions at any time are disagreeable ; but when the speculator sits on the coffin and preys on the dead, we ought to bt horrified. The young bride, as I have said, was actually buried in the dress she wore when married —veil, orange blossoms, white satin, and all. The corpse made, under the circumstances, a ghastlj It.n. inn a pleasant thing to I, u~T w ’W . lTirv*- 'nrttz-n 43—,- ter had this show beeu dispensed with., I would have liked it better if thi whole crowd had been turned from the door, and no one left to the burial ser vice but those who with tearful eye alone were fit for it. But then, thesi are ultra notions, and shocking to the apDroved tastes of the company. Hired hacks, with dirty drivers, will form long processions, carrying people who cared nothing for the deceased, and ending only in profits for the undertaker. When a stupidity of this sort gets hold of the beloved people, it is astonishing with what tenacity it clings and lives. I never met with a man or woman who, when reasoned with, did not concur with me in this condemnation of funeral ceremonies ; and yet, each in turn has tens to assist, or get up, something of this sort. Searching; for Pure English. The Society for the Prevention ol Slang held an enthusiastic meeting at their rooms last evening. Gabe Min* shall presided with accustomed dignity He announced the object of the as*, semblage to be the consideration of the case of a member who had indulged in the expression— ‘ That’s the sort of bonanza I am.” The offense was unanimously re garded as enormous,and it was thought the punishment should be severe. “ It’s a bully good opportunity to make an apalling example,” said oDe. “ A gallus chance,” said another. “ We certainly ought to bounce him one,” exclaimed a third. “Any gentleman that is guilty of such a remark should catch fits,” ejacu lated a fourth, “ lie should have a roof put on him,” interpolated a fifth. “Yes, a regular mansard,” thun dered a sixth. “Give us a rest,” interrupted the president. “ It’s my put in, I think We can’t knock the spots out of this slang habit by talk, but must appeal to the pocket to do it. Fine him; take his tin, his spondulicks, his ducats, and he’ll cave at the drop of the hat. Make it a sawbuck, boys. That’s oysters and cigars ad around, and we’ll have the spread at the next meeting.” “ Korreckt,” exclaimed the mem bers, as with one voice. Then the meeting adjourned. When our hatred is violent, it sinks us even beneath those we hate.--[La Rochefoucauld. Lift* of a Printer. The following strange, eventful record of a journeyman printer’s life is taken from a journal, which paper asserts it correct to the let ter. Itdevelopes what a man can do if he likes, and what queer, en terprising, and unselfish fellows the majority of printers are: “The life of a printer is, to say the least, one of variety. I left home at the age of nine, and was apprenticed to the printing busi ness at thirteen ; since then I have visited Europe, been in England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales and Fnnce, in Canada, Nova Scotia, Labrador, South America, West Indies, and all the Atlantic States of the Union, from iVlaine to Louis iana—have lived in twenty-seven cities and towns of the United States. I have been a sailor in the merchant service, and have sailed in all manner of craft—ship, barque, brig, schooner, sloop and steamer—in the regular army as a private soldier, deserted and got shot in the leg. I have studied two years for the ministry, one year for an M. P., traveled thiV all the New England States, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Virginia, as a journeyman printer, generally with little else than a brass rule in my pocket. I have been the publisher of three papers—two in Massachusetts and one in Maine. At one time I had $7,550 in my pocket of my own, I have been married twice, • nd aui near twenty-six years old! I hove been a temperance lecturer, and a* propriety* a thea —V . more Jumping tin? Track.) lo p,„ fhg numerous acci- ( dents to which railroad iran.,„ „ re liable from one car jumping the track, it is proposed to apply to cars a kind of shoe, consisting of a clamp-like arrangement which is affixed between the wheels of each truck. This runs about two inches above the rail, and if anything hap pens to throw the wheels from the track the clamp at once grasps the rails, holsd the car on the track and brings the train to a speedy halt. Such a shoe will, it is claim ed, prove a great saving of railroad rolling stock, and will add one third to the strength of the truck, it being constructed of iron and weighing five hundred pounds. It is found by experiments made with cars provided w’ith this device that the arrangement insures perfect se curity against the class of accidents it is designed to meet; and it is al so estimated that, on account of the additional strength which such an attachment must necessarily supply, a car must last twice as long, on an average, with as with out it.—[N. Y. Sun. Xoble Words Kravdy Spoken. At a recent celebration of a reunion of the 104th Pennsylvania Regiment, at Doylestown, Pa . their former com mander, Gen. W. II- H. Davis, in the course of his address to them, said : “ Rut while laying a tribute on the graves of our dead, we can afford to drop a tear for the dead of the other side. They were our countrymen, and we should feel proud of their gallant deeds. Their courago and fortitude developed the highest type of Ameri can character, and in all the best quali ties of a soldier the Confederate gray proved himself the Deer of the Union blue. Our hearts should swell with charity towards them, when we remem ber that but for the accident of success, Washington and Jefferson would have no greater claim to the name of patriot than Lee or Stonewall Jackson.” —MrB. Jenkins complained in the evening that the turkey she had for Thanksgiving did not set well. “Probably,” said Jenkins, “it was rot a hen turkey,” FACETIOUS. —A French preacher describes hell as a place where they talk politics all day. What they do at night he does not report. —An exchange refuses to publish the poem commencing “ I breathe on the face of a maiden,” until the editor knows what its author drinks. —The difference between a fool and a looking-glass is said to be that the fool speaks without reflecting and that the glass reflects without speaking. —A formula of divorce used by a negro justice in Desha county, Arkan* sas : “As i jined you, so I bust you ’sunder. So go, you niggars, you go.” —“ What’s the use, in these days, in trying to be honest V* exclaimed ft grumbler. “ Oh, you ought to try it once and see,” retorted one of his com panions. —A wag, in what he knows about farming, gives a very good plan to re move widow’s weeds. He says a good looking man has only to say “wilt thou” and they wilt. -# mm —Any girl may raise a mustache by shaving her upper lip every day for about a month. A St. Louis girl has demonstrated this fact and now she wishes she hadn’t. “That man is a thief," said a man to his friend, pointing to a reporter seated in a police office. “ Why so ?” inquired his friend. “ Why ?” cried he; “don’t you perceive he is taking notes?” —A newspaper tells us of a certain gentleman who came to this city with out a shirt to his back, has managed to accumulate two million and a half. It's our opinion that he will never livo to —“There w ;i s an old family fuel be tween them,” tfaS Winn. irfnw—- omu IU tnc J—v her if she didn’t mean “ feud.” and she asked him who was telling the story. —— w* —When an affectionate man in 511. Vernon, 111., published a “ personal ” soliciting correspondence with “ young cultured ladies,” the type fiend set it up “ colored ladies,” and the poor fellow is in much trouble. —“ Sally, what have you done with the cream ? These children cannot eat skim-milk for breakfast.” “Sure, ma’am, it isn’t meself that would be afther giving the scum to yez. I tuk that and gave it to the cats ” —An Indiana gentleman thinks he has sufficient grounds for divorce be cause, he asserts, his wife trapped him into matrimony by means of false hair, false eyebrows, false complexion, a big bustle, and a deceitful tongue. ♦ —llow doth the busy little pig im prove each shining hour, and gather sausages all day long from every open ing flower; and, when the shades of twilight fall, he slumbers in his sty, or sings his pretty evening hymn, “ Root, little pig, or —A professional man not far from State street, Boston, returning to his office one day, after a substantial lunch, said complacently to his assistant: slr. Peetkin, the world looks differ ent to a man when he has three inches of rum in him.” “ Pcs,’ replied the junior, without a mouteflt’s hesitation, • and he looks different to the world ! ” —“ Sure,” said Patrick, rubbing his head with delight at the prospeot of a present from his employer. “I al ways mane to do my duty.” “ I be lieve you,” replied his employer, “ and therefore I shall make you a present of all you have stolen from me during the year.” “I thank your honor,’’ re plied Pat, “ and may all your friends and acquaintances treat you as liber ally’' —A doctor went out West to prac tice bis profession. An old friend ipet him on the street one day, and asked him how he was succeeding in busi ness. “First-rate!” he replied; “I have had one case.” “ Well, and what was that ?’’. . “ It was a birth,” said the doctor. “ How did you succeed with that ?” “ Well, the old womao died, and the child died. But, by the grace' of God, I'll save the old man yet ” NO. 23