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t> A. JOBSON
^ EOBGIA HOUSTON COUNTY. -Henry.
T ChctrchveUhas applied for exemption
If personality, and I will pass, upon the
ame on the first day of June, at my office.
This fifteenth day ol May, 1871.
2t W. T. SWIFT, O. H. C.
Thirteen dollars -will buy a good |
horse at Los Angelos, Cal. ' _ '
-Troy, N. Y, has a portable'barber
•shop, wheeled from house to ; h,onse.
• The' Connecticrit Legislature was
jpened with a forty-three''nrinufes
jrayer. ti " v
Deaf and dumb clerks are oil trial
How Mr. Eobb Became a Mason.
EVERY MAY OUGHT TO INSURE HIS LIFE!
The following take-off of the myste
rious ceremonies popularly - supposed
to he attendant upon initiation into a
Masonic Lodge we find among our ex
changes. The ridiculous and extrava
gant will, we apprehend, be relished
by even hlhsons themselves: —
I hatter myself -.1 understand some
thing about secret societies.- rvc had
a passion for that sort of thing ever
since I was old.enough to tell lies. 1
Inive scouted around pretty extensive-
ly among the different 'organizations.'
2EKEX, GEORGIA.
Persons Indebted to John Q. Bolton, deceased,
■ are notified to pay the nndensisned! who is the »d-
ministrator on the estate, and creditors will pre
sent their demands in terms of the Jaw.
n some of the departments in Wash-
a ^ n - •• .
- TheMMexicah Congress sits forty
nSntesa" Say, for which the member?
A Boston provision dealer keeps
open on Sunday because Msjisu meat-
Application for Dismission.
/S EOBGIA, HOUSTON COUNTY.—David H. Ei-
M ley, Administrator of Amos OTry; petitions*
■liould not be granted. Given, .under my. hand,
and official signature, this March 15.1871.
ClasdcbostJaicLh waist aifrgracep.: fait i
WhatwifihW.Wifttonidaid.a^toaR;^
Eonhdn^ isfieieteaichi^fk; ^ '
Was there ever a step so sweet? ■ ‘ ’
Of
I ought to lpyeha, no doubt yon tHnV
She is fond of me, this mistress fair ;
And kisses me with a charming air. .
I am her deai:——ihy flhijljdifth -nam p,
Fve been an Orangeman* and a Feni
an, and a Good Templar, and a Coun-
terfe-iter, and a Knight of Malta. * I
have belonged to the Sons cf Temper
ance, and the Odd—Fellows, and the
Young Men’s Christian Association,
bnd the Band of Hope, and a band of
robbers. I’ve been into everything,
and I thought I knew every thing al-
p in from ng house.
y^jon. are- bg&i discovered a%32ayje^Harbor,- on
member of Jjake Superior. *
rsted over The tohacco-manufactorersof Chi-
cago paid $238,82432 tax during the
^v*:*®* quarter jnsteiiSCct" ; -
of; you are ; -
through a University of Kentucky has
•from' with PltehM&d Ashland, “the home - Of Heii-
ry €3ay, for > u .V . '
must - curl The daily product of petroleum is
your ap- representedTSIWO barrels in the Fenn-
Sobb, and, sylvania oil region.
:i l 3'N 0 There is^revival of letters indie!*.
tr&.-iaiPiNI
HE WILL THUS KEEP HIS MONEY AT HOME.
Lojight to loveher,, as ydn should see,
And ought $Be not,to-be.fond of me?
It'is mydnty to fijvfehW’sdj
!'x ' -i -1~. _£!» n'
bnt'f didn’t.
CAMPflELh & JONES
there are several things connected-
thcrewith that ou£rde§ ; Ocid know
jnst a pretty good deal about. Now,
Mr. Editor, I - propose making these
secrete public, not-out of compassion
ing, and so on, because I haven’t got
a spark of human kindness in my
breast, and Would, rather see every
Do not Insure with a Company you know
■i y :r . Nothing about,!,,
And iskea, a§ roimdmy'necK she clung.
If tntipfjn&iMa io‘ib^} ; 1
•■‘<1 cannottell, "sweet wifej*’ j 'sighed; 1
«4 "Butkite me ere Tsee’the posies;"'
She did. “Oh.Tprefer.’ticried, -- ;
; “Thyfwo-lips to a dozen roses.""
found
s .xnx guano-
Mb. Robebt McRoby:
Dear Sir—I take great pleasure in
writing to inform you of the wonder
ful results whi& werepibauced ioi me
iGOMMIgSlON MERCHANTS,
)Hiam ;ForiTheLadies./_
:The queerest: things in' the papers—
Curls.. - ",}\ "•i-.'y i T.'-.o.-v?to -sfT
4 Jk;relatiyebeautyrxA pretty .cousin.
•Philadelphia ladies sporfemonogram
heir;pins.l: Jo -fh; f ; -,u: dti•»
The .eldest,danghtet of Thackery is
,atii}.\a;maiden.-.1-i
..Jjadies, -when; they lose, their .temper,
ore apt to show .their age. :
Mt is a strange but well authenticated'
feet; that * ltdies. always will- put on' the
left stocMhg.lasti. •<’ - -- fi;
- -TKe’ ©icrwri Timieess' ofPriisfiis?' wQl
next month publish a work on female
.&}& ui
" McMh^ly m|^mm'4slikel the color
■ on her cheekA-decided& becoming if
nbt jnt on, ; ; / I '/
^ta&lacsJlint.. ,a. .hflUidBomd
widow has three, chances of marriage
mother’s aon.pnkto the torttire than"
•i-taye-S^iie'-ag^f''
Guano.
of a child Who crams Y,ibO" veises
Scriptilre 3X0
: .
the fellows who
made the irons t ,
too frisky, and treated me with
roughness generally thate&^o&arib]
did not warrant.
Blqoniiii^ton, Hi. Nursery
THE COTTONS TATES
about fonrhunc
diced against it.
iC ; - B, GUILFORD & QO.*
! i-jik Yemf. 800‘A
■ AeBortmentHfil ei;
Would yon know
Fruit, Sliiulc, Ever f
MACON, GA,
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
psrdvu
lO.oonto-foBiNew,
>le Bri<je
Bloom-
its aq^ on a spot-where a bag- had rotted and
im&t* x
to one pht more than on dny other place.—
ion the -When I reached that place, in digging
cwxS. .kritesi -ynediw;!
REVERSE- FEfebr -
if ,f bdl scfcnhi'; «?
B UI LDI Rt FELTi
gsouay
SEWING MACHINES,
■sh-ty^auS. c as fi-jeuxisu 3B4Stai'i*.i3 lira-
with the members in cheir ■
alhlPpIet#'and eminent!
who have exfiminedithe fogis
the opinion that thesuTiodies
imbedded -in the "rockTjoj5-i
fifteen thousand 'years? :- '
On the eVening I wis/tob<
I made myirill and took an
my first efforts at digging,^Xpoidd. not
ais'^ cgnjjpY" GV6ry wen^four
r-?r-a soo jnlceo jiat&T.
titUj lO. Q3 T3J fa i SUlJ Ci IQOO £Z.jX3 JS& buu}
A; B. FAKQUHAB,
Proprietor tit Pennsylvania Agricul-
i - tntral WorKj. ■
' ; ‘^ .VOEKi EENkSYLYAiaA.
iranufacturer of Improvi-d Polished Stool
get up., I dug round it for two hnnd-
red-yards, and about ten feet deep and
Authorized Capital,
$2,COO,000
r • r "“v
HE M- r - :
• .EELL,. _ ,
■ - 4 u'wi04)3BiPjt«i baqsoefit ,•«•.«.*
TUCK,
9 VIT.T?
-7:1 JB-ikb.,.
1 .
DARN
'.o -v varan 01T%X0at»X»
Guaranteed Capital,
$ 500,000
:c .--rtnno-j
: DlOKSOK SWEEPS,' '
d Sweeps : sfid Sorrow,. Steel' PIowb,
>.w Blades, Cultivators, Horse Hoes, Har T
SB Bowers; Threshing Mschines, Ac.,
for Illusti-ated Catalogue. - '
>e initiated,
mostaffeep-
fhm pref
raw-.
.Cdatoloijir
$ 30Q.CCO
Ouiiseior stlnw. 461 tenm
, H. C., gives special atten-
xe late Act-cf Congress for
of loyal citizens of States
inrrrpH iwaomtaMp-
punied by Brothe^J
S. P. T., who was to
We had no difficult;)
the first entrance! Bn
at the second a fat ji
out through'a roiini
and put, tliis start!
vffifelglifbthef .SmithJe
plied cheerfully: “Nix—my--^o5fd
whack—doo.” The -ptt.te -Jb?.
said: “Flodzestcompbritidytomtum;’
mid my conductor japing a satisfactor
olin' Smith, . S, R.
'‘see me through. ”
in getting past
tato before I got toj
then hitched four mul<
chuid not moveit.''lh:
and it was all the whole teiicould do
to cet-it npi After this J cut ifcin two,
h^.teke
a cross-cut saw .and saw on it fb?Jhdurs.
Then I pnt half W^gon^by.
the aid of all hanaC^whSs^nfiiailier'
was twenty)- and hitched eight mules'
title bottom. I
isssto it, but they
toB'ed six more,
.nsfrio O.-’ffiO Jj
>7apa vsv&gs
jwefl & Co., 41 Park Bow, New York.
.Vi:. > i,. . - : GATHER,
And Gather and Sew on without Bas^
Ihposited with the State of Georgia,
'Cnp QUACKS!—A victim of eariy indincre-
fion, cauBing uervous dfituiity, premature del
Six,' having tried in vain every advertised
dy, has a simple' means of self^urc, which
South Carolina,
>n«oi
house. I fed twenty sheepfftifirenty
cote .^ipair of oxen, thirty i§0£rtS,-lfif-
Also Agents for the
: WALTHAM 7
W0 I( JRLJD BEN&WEED,
with a club; he then stboi- Jne bnf.iiy
feet, find another maraheter7mfide''a
rush at me and..liraugat me;down,
a I»in., ' .
After I had undergone-this exhilara
ting exerciseTor about' five minntes,
tne.parlor every time a geqtla&jtecame.
to'Vee 1 ^^.' *\ ' T."“ ^
' pa;..*.U>: -.-z;;—••
New Iipn4on, ilpon.). wonaen are not,
tirer^^jpjli^pight; .conntedSve tofh
mis
le world heard him ?
fifteen yeses by I
and-' Expressmen,
s&s
tham Watch, ajo
sheets, is to deddi
ue of. these time-k
More than 500,
speaking for. them
pi^-aproofand;
over all others. - . . . . ...
, The superior organization and great extent of
the CtompanylBworksatWafthfi™. enables them to
stionnatotte realvrjl-
hese -watches are now
‘the pockets of the peo-
male relative, recep% o ^ftdP ;tbe
: 9yaeMB4.Wp:by.4fi4ges.irpnt ( #e, Ok-:
' hotsk s§a;japnjgs_Sib6rie- to.St,.PeterB-
biirgxai^istonqe^tQQ
“What- is' youf ppnsolatioii-.in. life
and death ?” asked a Snnday-school
superintendenfeoif - a' young; lady iih the
Bible, classi Hhe blushed and saidutT
wouldsraUi^.be exhnted: frotaoiidling
hiarifimfe’r:..-:ju-rhS dTbdqssaC)^' -
pepper up ,
my nose, and pouvcdmiplten lead in ]
my-trofisai^i-p’ocket, and-pulled.' hairs 3
out of the buck of my neck with red-
lidt-iiinbeto;. with a view, I suppose, to
make me fetd-unembarre.ssed and at
home. *!S ; * * * *
When I came to my senses, I-'rSvaS';
in the nnte-roomnf the lodge. ‘It was
a lively Bid cheerlnl apartment *! ri' :J
co.uple ;6f crocodiles were amusing
themselves in a corner, - and a fe,yr
grown rattle-snakes were practicing '
the flying trfipeze onthe stovWpite'The
HP,
W. B. JOHNSTON,..,
WM j S. HOLT,......
Oiio? a OBEAR,,.,.
C. F. MeGAY,........
jOhn w; burke;; ..
.:v/.»-Oiidr e - ••*. ,‘i
J r MERCER.GREEN,
W.--J. -MAGjELL, v
other married wamafi^er edjo^edji^
eidefelmdfig■ wMoKiwasthat her r -hus-
'^MtobaldS6VSr3a8fefato;her-hParir%
telling *-‘hbwhis r fiiothPrtosed toicdokT-”.
-"A • ffiid°ia5!£&^iTftHS&g^tb^''N.-’Y. i i
SStting in a cwfieir'iis an ornament, be-
batiSe4n :i rt-slie iHS^ocEfed^-ten^babiefi;
all of whom grew up to be meiikand
Sfe'noi? living Shd 1 iffiamia. CA- ^) , '
: the stovepipe.‘The
the flying trapt
furniture uom
■i atm
Fawkes, Jack the Giant KiUkrl Oliver
Cromwell; the- Wanfiering“"j evn VVi£-
liam the Conqueror,- 'Christopher Col-
unibns and Diei-Turpin; a flying ma
chine, three.barrels of gunpowder, and
BS.ma
A^JM^TS;^^ EVERS' ^ PLANTER' ^t&D 1
!■• I
c -Mid lUgOB
odi ml ,it*l *11
ear-u# sq>j
oped wild cSfc^ **.'•" • * * ,
Just then half a dozen pirates; clad
in aprons and sashes,.rmshedunto .the
room with a whoop. One of them,
the biggest and iigliest. ’who appeared
to be chief, ordered the attendjfe,^
a voice of thunder to trot out the ani
mal. The attendants disappeared,
but immediately reappeared, leading
an iron-clad goat, a. regular double-
iVJ'
; West Poinfi., cadets receive $500 a
year and one ration a day.
The value of the peanut crop of this
country is estimated at $2,250,000:
“^T§? Mormon church at Salt Lake
City has an elder named Snivel.-
An inebriate asylum for women only
is to be established in Fennsylvama.
Wisconsin furnished nearly 250,000-
theonly enre fidr i£i'e diseas'A
til sistft&f&a
ad :,<tf-ai,5iafto6sa-aiqtyto2A .s-uo:
•2 e t,a ax s-jsdi tzdirfyx-kyi tl ,.
b&JL oasiqi^t mire6 dJusroeG.
sfnb.ire >fiff-sl60^9Rfenh, •'
MUSICAL MERCHAHIHSE.
A lover in New Hampshire walked
700 miles the past year,- visiting. Ms-
said tiie lover, ‘Td rather go up Mil
tidtmdotesibyja greatideato”^ n- -t
loxi.aiU
If-.4 dogs with 10 legs can catch 29
.rabbits ■ minutes,-
how many legs must the same'rabbits
have, to get away from 8 dogs with 32
ie 'Xnmct or Wnttog.]
Soto Cn Instalments.
1,800 Policies
i-i
Sir Walter Scott tells a story of a
Scoteh minister,-'who on an icy winter
sabbath threatened liis' congregation
with everlasting torments in thick-:
LS0P.»Bw T>fr_-- r-ii.-atL.-iieitii. ilU-
flights of stairs, and^tvklked^oat of. 5
fourth-story window; but this goat
excursion was ahead of them all—
When I come to’ reflect on the mat-
ter in ^cold blood, J wonder that I
ever" came out alive. The furious <
beast kicked'and screamed, and rolled
oyer and turned back; sonjeispults, cjul ;
Kentucky tobacco is ravaged ly the
tobacco hug.
California wines are introdnegfil^into
Japan. “ tto -1
The census of Barbadoas shows a
pppplatipp Qb lftfcOOO,