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~I. H. sTXFOLI?, JrT
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,
SANDERSViLLE, GA.
Will practice in the counties of Wash
ington, Montgomery, Tatnall Emanuel and
Jefferson of the Middle Circuit, also the
counties of Telfair and Irwin of the South
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February 22, 18 4—tf
BEYEPiLY 1), EYANS,
AT HAW,
SANDERSVILLE, GEORGIA
WILL practice in the counties of Wash •
ington Burke, Jefferson, Scriven, Emanuel
Laurens, Wilkinson and Hancock.
(Office in Court House on Lower Floor.)
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jamesXTook, -
Attorney at Law,
SANDERSVILLE, GEORGIA
WILL PRACTICE IN THE COUNTIES OF
. . ) Washington, Burke, Scriven
Mxddlc-cxrcmt. J Jcffer &° iUld Emanuel.
Southern Circuit. I Laurens.
Qcmulgee Circuit j - - - - Wilkinson
[Office next door to Wartheifs store.]
office. jan. 1, 1852. 51—ly
~ R. L. WMTHEN, r
Attorney at Law,
SANDERSVILLE, GEORGIA,
fob. 17, 1853. 4—ly
Many a year has pass’d away,
Many a change I’ve seen ;
And many a dark and stormy day,
Since youth’s first golden dream.
Since last upon this spot I stood,
Beneath these shade trees cool ;
And there alone from glade and wood,
Stands yet the Old Field School,
But Time has mark’d its forest logs,
The Old Field School.
The gay friends of my youth have gone,
And I leel all alone;
And sadly too, I think upon
M) long, long absent home.
The same dark stream rolls on there yet,
And here’s the oblong pool.
But where are all those friends I met,
At the Old Field School.
Alas! I’ll never meet them more,
At the Old Field School.
My father died long years ago,
My mother too’s at rest;
Her sainted form they laid it low,
From the suckling at her breast.
Then sister nurs’d me all the day,
Upon her little sto’ol
Till I was large enough to play,
At the Old Field School.
Alas! how mem’ry brings me back,
To the Old Field School.
Here’s the gray moss on the trees,
Like streamers waving high;
The zephyr’s song is upon the breeze—
The same bright sunny sky.
But I niin-t leave this lonely spot,
These aged oaks so cool;
That once begirth my father’s cot,
Near the Old Field School,
. To sigh alas! of days gone by,
At the Old Field School.
Scriven, Ga., March 26th, 1853.
used to sit when he was a waiting for any
body coming up the road. Bless you, Bet
ty, I seed ’ini till I was as close as I ain to
thee; when, all oil a sudden, he vanished,
like smoke.’
‘Nonsense, Ben, don’t talk of it,’ said old
Betty,’ or the neighbors will only laugh at
you. Come to bed, and you’ll forget all
about it before to-morrow morning.’
Old Ben wentto bed, but he did not next
morning forget all about what he had seen
on the previous night: on the contrary he
was more positive than before. However,
at the earnest and oft repeated request of
the old woman, he promised not to mention
having seen Fisher’s ghost, for fear that it
might expose him to ridicule.
On the following Thursday night, when
old Ben was returning from market—again 1
in his cart—he saw seated upon the same
rail, the identical apparition, lie had pur
poselv abstained from drinking that day,
and was in the full possession of all his sen
ses. On this occasion old Ben was too
much alarmed to stop. He urged the old
mare on, and got home as speedily as pos
sible. As soon as he had unharnessed and
fed the mare and taken his purchases out of
the cart, he entered his cottage, lighted his
pipe, sat over the fire with his better half,
and gave her an account of how he had dis
posed of his produce, and what he had
brought back from Sidney in return, After
this he said to her, ‘Well, Betty, I’m not
drunk to-night, anyhow, am I?’
‘No,’said Betty, ‘you’re quite sober, sen-
leaves on the branches of the saplings The day of trial came; and the court was
which he had broken on the first night of; crowded almost to suffocation. The attor-
seeing the ghost, were withered, and suffi- j ney general very truly remarked that there
cienlly pointed out the exact rail on which ! were circumstances connected with the case
the phantom was represented to have sat. i which were without any precedent in the
There were stains upon the rail. Johnny , annals of jurisprudence. The only witness-
Crook, who had then no idea of what he I es were old Weir and Mr. Grafton. Smith,
was required for, pronounced these stains | who defended himself with great composure
to be ‘White man’s blood;’ and, after j and ability, cross-examined them at consid-
searching about for some time, he pointed erable length, and with consuinate skill,
to a spot whereupon he said a human body The prosecution having closed, Smith ad-
had been laid.
In New South Wales long droughts are
not very uncommon ; and not a single show
er of rain had fallen for several mouths pre
dressed the jury, (which consisted of mili
tary officers,) in his defence. He admitted
that the circumstances were strong against
him; but he most ingeniously proceeded to
viouslv—not sufficient even to lay the dust; explain them. The power of attorney,
upon the roads.
In consequence of thetime that had elaps
ed, Crook had no small difficulty to contend
with; but in about two hours he succeeded
in tracking the footsteps of one man to the
unfrequented side of a pond at some distance
He gave it as his opinion that another man
had been dragged thither. The savage
walked round and round the pool, eagerly
examining its borders and the sedges and
weeds springing up round it. At first he
seemed baffled. No clue had been washed
ashore to show that anything unusual had
been sunk in the pond ; but, having finish
ed his examination, he laid himself down
on his face and looked keenly along the
surface of the smooth and stagnant water.
Presently he jumped up, uttered a cry pe
ctiliar to the native when gratified by
finding some long sought object, clapped
H
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Fisher’s Ghost;
‘MURDER WILL OUT.’
JN 0, W, RUBISILL,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
SANDERSVILLE, Ga.
Jan. 25, 1853 52—lv
MULFORD MARSH,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law
Office, 175, Bay street, Savannah,Ga.
feb. 22, 1853. 4—ly
S. B. CRAFTON.
Attorney at Law.
SANDERSVILLE, GEORGIA,
Will also attend the Courts of Emanu
Laurens, and Jefferson, should business beeni
rtusted to his care, in either of those oouiitie-
feb. 11. ' 4—tf
J. B. HAYNE,
Attorney at Law*
SCARBOROUGH, GEORGIA.
Will atteud promptly to all business en
trusted to his care in any of the Courts of the
Middle or Eastern counties.
March 14, 1—ly
M, & R. M. JOHNSTON,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
SPARTA, GEORGIA
Will practice in Hancock and the ad
joining counties, and the Supreme Court.
MARK JOHNSTON, | R. M. JOHNSTON.
March 22, 1853. 8—tf
Dr. William L, Jernigan,
jj HAVING permanently located him-
W7 self in Sandersville, respectfully offers
1ft his professional services to the citizens
of the Village, and county. When not oth
erwise engaged he may be found at his Office
at all times.
Sandersville,March 8,1853. 6—ly
W. L, HOLLIFIELD,
SURGEON SENSIST.
SANDERSVILLE, GEORGIA
may 10, 1852. 16—tf
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In the colony of New South Wales, at a
place called Penrith, distant from Sidney
about thirty seven miles, lived a farmer
named Fisher. lie had been, originally,
transported, become free by servitude. Un
ceasing toil, and great steadiness of charac
ter, bad acquired for him considerable prop
erty, for a person in bis station of life. His
lands and stock were not worth less than
four thousand pounds. He was unmarried
and was about forty years old.
Suddenly Fisher disappeared ; and one of
his neighbors—a man named Smith—gave
out that he had gone to England, but would
return in two or three years. Smith pro
duced a document, purporting to be execu
ted by Fisher ; and, according to this docu
ment, Fisher had appointed Smith to act as
his agent during.his absence. Fisher was
a man of very singular habits and eccentric
character, and his silence about his depar
ture, instead of creating surprise, was de
clared to be ‘exactly like him.’
About six months after Fisher’s disappear
ance, an old man called Ben Weir, who had
a small farm near Penrith, and who always
drove his own cart to market, was return
ing from Sidney one night, when he beheld
seated on a rail which bounded the road—
Fisher. The night was very dark, and the
distance of the fence fiom the middle of the
road was, at least, twelve yards. Weir,
nevertheless, saw Fisher’s figure seated on
the rail. He pulled his old mare up, and
called out, ‘Fisher, is that you ?’ No an
swer was returned ; but there, still on the
rail,sat the form of the man with whom he
had been on the most intimate terms.—
Weir—who was not drunk, though he had
taken several glasses of strong liquor ou the
road—jumped off his cart, aud approached
the rail. To his surprise, the form vanish
ed.
‘Well,’ exclaimed 1 old Weir, this is very
curious, any how;’ and breaking several
branches of a sapling, so as to mark the ex
act spot, he remounted his cart, put the old
mare in a jog-trot, and soon reached his
home.
Ben was not likely to keep this vision a
secret from his old woman. All that he bad
seen he faithfully related to her.
‘Hold your nonsense, Ben !’ was old Bet-
tv’s reply. ‘You know you have been a
drinking and disturbing of your imagina
tion. Ain’t Fisher gone to England ? And
if he had a come back, do you think we
shouldn’t a heard on it ?’
‘Ay, Betty,’ said old Ben, ‘but he’d a cru
el gash in his forehead, and the blood was
all fresh like. Faith, it makes me shudder
to think on’t. It were his ghost.’
‘How can you talk so foolish, Ben!’ said
the old woman. ‘You must be drunk, sure
ly, to get on about ghosteses*’
•I tell thee I am not drunk,’ rejoined old
Ben, angrily. . ‘There’s beeu foul play, Bet
ty ; I’m sure on’t. There sat Fisher on the
i ail—not more than a matter of two miles
from this. Egad, it was on his own fence
that he sat. There he was, in his shirt
sleeves, with his arms a folded, just as he
sible like, to night, Ben ; and therefore you I his hands, and pointing to the middle ot
have come home withont any ghost in your j the pond where the decomposition of some
head. Ghosts ! Don’t believe there is such sunken substance had produced a slimy
coating streaked with prismatic colors, he
exclaimed,‘White man’s fat!’ The pond
was immediately searched, and below the
spot indicated, the remains of a body were
These had been used to sink it.
That it was the body of Fisher there could
be no question. It might have been iden
titled bv the teeth ; but on the waistcoat
there were some large brass buttons which
were immediately recognized, both by Mr.
Grafton and by old Beu Weir, as Fisher’s
property. He had worn on his waistcoat
for several years.
Leaving the body by the side of the pond,
and old Ben and the blacks to guard it, Mr.
Grafton cantered up to Fisher’s house.—
Smith was not only in possession of all the
things.’
‘Well, you are satisfied I am not drunk,
but perfectly sober V said the old man.
‘Yes, Ben,’ said Betty.
‘Well then,’ said Ben, ‘I tell thee what,
Betty. I saw Fisher to-night agin !’
‘Stuff!’ cried old Betty.
‘Y T ou may say stuff' said the old farmer,
‘but I tell you what—I saw him as plainly
as I did last Thursday night. Smith is a bad
’un ! Do you think Fisher would ever have
left this country without coming to bid you
and me good bye !’
‘It’s all fancy !’ said old Betty. ‘Now,
drink your grog and smoke your pipe, and
think no more about the ghost. I wou’t
hear on’t.’
‘I’m as fond of my grog and my pipe as
most men,’ said old Ben : ‘but I’m not go
ing ‘o drink anything to-night. It may be j missing man’s property, but had removed
all fancy, as you call it, but I am now going 50 Fisher’s house. It was about'a mile and
to tell Mr. Grafton all Isaw,and what I think;' a halfdistaut. They enquired for Mr. Smith,
aud with these words begot up and left the ‘ Mr. Smith, who was at breakfast, came out
house, ! and invited Mr. Grafton to alight. Mr. Graf-
Mr. Grafton was a gentleman who lived ton accepted the invitation, and after a few
about a mile from old Weir’s farm. He j desultory observations, said—‘Mr. Smith, I
had been formerly a lieutenant in the navy, | am anxious to purchase a piece of land on
but was now on half pay, and was a settler | the other side of the road, belonging to this
in the new colony ; he was, moreover, in the 1 estate, and I would give a fair price for it.
commission of the peace. j Have you the power to sell it?’
When old Ben arrived at Mr. Grafton’s j ‘Oh, yes, sir,’replied Smith. ‘The power
house, Mr. Grafton was about to retire to ! which I hold from Fisher is a general power,
bed; but he requested old Ben might be ! and he forthwith produced a document pur-
shown iu. lie desired the farmer to take a 1 porting to be signed by Fisher, but which
seat by the fire, and then inquired what ‘ was not witnessed.
was the latest news in Sydney. | ‘If you are not very busy, I should like
‘The news in Sydney, sir, is very small,’! to show you the piece of laud I allude to,’
said old Ben: ‘wheat is falling, but maize said Mr. Grafton,
still keeps its price—seven and sixpence a
which he produced, he contended had been
regularly granted by Fisher, and he called
several witnesses, who swore that they be
lieved the signature to be that of the deceas
ed. He, further, produced a will, which
had been drawn up by Fisher’s attorney, and
by that will Fisher had appointed Smith his
sole executor, in the event of his death. He
declined, he said, to throw any suspicion on
Weir; but he would appeal to the common
sense of the jury whether the ghost story
was entitled to any credit; and, if it were
not, to ask themselves why it had been in
vented? He alluded to the fact—which in
cross-examination Mr. Gralfon swore to—
that when the remains were first shown to
him, he did not conduct himself as a guilty
man would have been likely to do, although
he was horror-stricken on beholding the
hideous spectacle. He concluded by invo
king the Almighty to bear witness that he
was innocent of the diabolical crime for
which he had been arraigned. The judge
(the late Sir Francis Forbes) recapitulated
the evidence. It was no easy matter to
deal with that part of it which had reference
to the apparition; and if the charge of the
liscovered. A large stone and -a rotted 'judge had any leaning one way or the oth
silk handkerchief were found near the body. \ er, it was decidedly in favor of an acquittal
The jury retired; but, after deliberating for
seven hours, they returned to the court with
a verdict of guilty.
The judge then sentenced the prisoner to
be hanged on the following Monday. It
was on a Thursday night that he was con
victed. On the Sunday, Smith expressed
a wish to see a clergyman. His wish was
immediately attended to, when he confess
ed that he, and that he alone, committed
the murder; and that it was upon the very
rail where Weir swore that he had seen
Fisher’s ghost sitting, that he had knocked
out Fisher’s brains with a tomahawk. The
power of attorney he likewise confessed was
a forgery, but declared that the will was
genuine.
This is very extraordinary, but is, never
theless, true in substance, if not in every
particular. Most persons who have visited
Sydney for any length of time will no doujbt
have had it narrated to them.
bushel; but I want to tell you, sir, some
thing that will astonish you.’
‘What is it, Ben ?’ asked Mr. Grafton.
‘Why, sir,’ resumed old Ben, ‘you know
I am not a weak minded man, nor a fool,
exactly; for I was born and bred in York
shire.’
Oh certainly, sir, I am quite at your ser
vice,’ said Smith; and he then ordered his
horse to be saddled.
It was necessary to pass the pond where
the remains of Fisher’s body were then ex
posed. When they came near to the spot
Mr. Grafton, looking Smith full in the face
said 1 ‘Mr. Smith, 1 wish to show you some-
‘No, Ben, I don’t believe you to be weak-! thing. Look here !’ He pointed to the de-
minded, nor do I think you are a fool,’said; composed body, aud narrowly watching
Mr. Grafton. ‘But what can you have to ■ Mr.Smith’s countenance, remarked—‘These
say that you come at this late hour, and that are the remains of Fisher. How do you ac-
you require such a preface ?’
‘That I have seen the ghost of Fisher, sir,’
said the old man ; and he detailed the par
ticulars of which the reader is already in
possession
count for their being found in this pond ?’
Smith, with the greatest coolness, got off
his horse, minutely examined the remains,
and then admitted that there was no doubt
that they were Fisher’s. He confessed him-
Mr. Grafton was at first disposed to think self at a loss to account foi theii discovery,
with old Betty, that Ben had seen Fisher’si unless it could be (be said) that somebody
ghost through an extra glass or two of rum had way laid him on the load when he left
on the first night; and that on the second ; home for Sidney ; had muidered him tor
night, when perfectly sober, he was unable ; the gold and bank notes which be had about
to divest himself of the idea previously en- his person, and had then thi own him into
tertained. But after a little consideration
the words, How very singular!’ involunta
rily escaped him.
‘Go home, Ben,’ said Mr. Grafton, ‘and let
me see you to-morrow at sunrise. We will
go together to the place where you say you
saw the ghost.’
Mr. Grafton used to encourage the aborig
inal natives of New South Wales (that race
which has been very aptly described ‘the
last link in the human chain’) to remain
about his premises, At the head of a little
tribe thea encamped on Mr. Grafton’s es
tate, was a sharp young man named John-
ny Crook. The peculiar faculty of the ab
original natives of New South Wales, of
tracking the human foot not only over grass
but over the hardest rock, and of tracking
the whereabouts of runaways by signs im-
perceotible to civilized eyes, is weil known ;
and this man, Johuy Crook, was famous for
skill in this particular art of tracking. He
bad recently been instrumental in the ap-
piehension of several desperate bush-rangers
whom he had tracked over twenty seven
miles of rocky country and fields, which
the} 7 had crossed bare-footed in the hope
of checking the black fellow iu the progress
of his keen pursuit with the horse police.
When old Ben Weir made his appear
ance in the morning at Mr. Grafton’s house,
the black chief, Johnny Crook, was sum
moned to attend. He came, and brought
with him several of his subjects. The par
ty set out, old Weir showing the way. The
the pond. ‘My hands, thank Heaven !’ he
concluded, ‘are clean. If my old friend
could come to life again, he would tell you
that I had no hand in his horrible murder.’
Mr. Grafton knew not what to think. He
was not a believer in ghosts. Could it be
possible, be began to ask himself, that old
Weir had committed this crime, and, finding
it weigh heavily ou his conscience, and iear-
ino- that he might be detected, bad trumped
up the story about the gnost had preten
ded that he was led to the spot by super
natural agency—and thus by bringing the
murder voluntarily to light, hoped to stifle
all suspicion? But then lie considered
Weir’s excellent character, his kind dispo
sition and good-nature. These at once put
to.flight his suspicion of Weir; but still he
was by no means satisfied of Smith’s guilt,
much as appearances were against him.
Fisher’s servants were examined, and sta
ted that their master had often talked of go-
jno- to England on a visit to his friends, and
of°eaving Mr. Smith to manage his farm;
and thatthough they were surprised when
Mr. Smith came, and said he had “gone at
last,” they did not think it at all unlikely
that he had done so. An inquest was held,
and a verdict of wilful murder found against
Thomas Smith. He was therefore trans
mitted to Sydney for trial, at the ensuing
sessions in the supreme court. The case
naturally excited great interest in the colo
ny; and public opinion respecting Smith’s
guilt was evenly .balanced.
Melancholy Accident.—Yesterday morn
ing a young man by the name of Thos
Scarborough, was shot by the accidental
discharge of a revolver in the hands of his
younger brother. They were examining
the pistol, one of which they did not believe
to be loaded. They placed caps 01 the
tubes and were exploding them when the
pistol was discharged; The ball entered
tl>e breast on the right side, about one inch
from the Dipple, ranging across the breast,
but the precise location of the ball could
not be ascertained, because of the patient
not being able to stand the necessary manip
ulations. We understand his life is despair
ed of. This is but one of many accidents
occurring from the careless handling of fire
arms, and should be a warning to persons
never to hold the muzzle of any fire arm to
wards any one under any circumstance
whatever.—Constitutionalist, %th inst.
A PUZZLED YANKEE.
OR, DANGERS OF KISSING in THE DARK.
^ The following extract of a letter from a
Yankee correspondent is highly amusing:
“Well I put up with a first rate good na-
tured fellow that I met at a brilliant table.
I went in and was introduced to his wife, a
fine, fat woman, who looked as though she
lived on laffin, her face was so full of fun.
After a while—atter we’d talked about the
weather, and so on : in come three or four
children, laffin and skippin a3 merry as
crickets. There weren’t no candle lit, but
I could see they were fine looking fellows,
and I started for my saddlebags, in which
I put a lot of sugar candy for the children
as I went along.”
“Come here,” said I, “you little rogue;
come along here and tell me what your
name is.”
The oldest then came up to me, and
fays ?
“My name is Peter Smith, sir.”
“And what’s your name, sir ?” said I.
“Bob Smith, sir.”
The next said his name was Bill Smith,
and the fourth said his name was Tommy
Smith. Well, I gave ’em sugar candy, anil
old Mrs. Smith was so tickled that she
laughed all the time. Mr. Smith looked
on, but didn’t say much.
“Why,” says I, “Mrs. Smith, I wouldn’t
take a good deal for them four boys; if I
had ’em, they are so beautiful and spright.
ly.”
n No,” says she, laffin, “I seta good deal
on ’em, but we spoil ’em too much,”
“O no,” says I, “they’re real well be
haved children; and by gracious,” says I,
pretendin’to be startled by a strikin’ re
semblance between them boys and their
father, and I looked at Mr. Smith, ‘I never
did see any thing equal to it,” says I “your
own eyes, mouth, forehead, and perfect pic
ture of your hair, sir’” tapping the oldest
on the pate. I thought Mrs. Smith would
have died laffin at that; her arms fell down
by her side, and she shook the whole house
laffin.
“Do you think so, Col. Jones ?” says she
looking towards Mr. Smith, and I thought
she’d go off in a fit.”
“Yes,’ says I, “I do railly.”
“Ha, ha, ha—haw!” said Mr. Smith,
kind halflaffin, “you’re too hard on me,
now, with your jokes.”
“I aint jokin’ at all,” says I, “they are
hansum children, and they do look won
derfully like you.”
Just then a gal brought in a light, and
I’ll be darned if the little brats didn’t torn
out to be niggers, every one of ’em, and
their hair was as curly rs the blackest nig
ger’s. Mr. and Mrs. Smith never had any
children, and they sort of petted them
niggers as playthings. I never felt as
streaked as I did when I seen how things
stood. If I hadn’t kissed the nasty things
I could a got over it; but kissin’ them show
ed I was in earnest, though I was soft-soap
in’ them’ all the time; how to get
over the scrape, I didn’t know. Mrs. Smith
laffed so hard when she see how confused I
was, that she almost suffocated. A little
while afterwards there was a whole family
of-relations arrived from the city, and turn
ed matters off; but the next moruin’ I could
see Mr. Smith did not like the remember-
ance of what I said, and I don’t beliei'e
he’ll vote for me when the election comes.
I ’spect Mrs. Smith kept the old fellow un
der the joke some time.
Respect for Titles.—Our Daniel remark
ed, the other day, that the next time he put
up at a hotel, he should enter his name as
Daniel Sharp—Judge.
Yes, I tried it once and ft worked like a
charm. I had the best accommodations in
the house for about a week, without any ex
pense; till the landlord one day touched me
on my arm., and says he,
You are Judge of the Po&ate are you
not?
No, replied I, looking earelessly-like.
Not of the Supreme Court, certainly?
says he.
No, not of any court I rejoined.
Of what are you judge then, continued
he, thinking of the many fixings’ he had
sent up to my room.
I am J udge, pompously returned' I of—
good living.
He said he would be happy to have me
remain with him another week, but he ex
pected a great deal of company the next day,
and I had to leave.— Lit Museum.
Daddy that Beats Alt.—We heard a*
laughable story the other day, told of an old
farmer who resides in the country, and which
we will endeavor to dish up for the benfits
of our readers. The old man was plowing
in the field, and his son, a little ragged ur
chin of some seven summers, was sitting on
the fence, with his elbows on bis knees and
bis chin resting on his hands, watching his
father work. Presently the plow struck a
stump, and the old gentleman was, to use
an inelegant expression, “knocked endways,”
completely overtured, and thrown full length
upon the ground. “Daddy,” exclaimed the
boy with no little concern depicted on his
countenance, “Daddy that beats all!—
“Beats all!” said the old man rubbing hi
bruised body and shins, “It beats h—l, that’
what it beats?"
Crossing of the Cars.—From yesterday
afternoon, dates a new era for our city. The
Savannah river no longer divides the city
of Augusta from the seaboard. With iron
link, she has now free and easy access with
the world “and the rest of mankind.” The
cars from Charleston drawn by the iron
horse, appropriately named “The Mayor of
Augusta,” safely reached the depot on this
side of the river, freighted with a portion of
the beauty and worth of our sister city. At
the crossing, they were welcomed by a large
concourse of our citizens, and it is with
pleasure we state that no accident occurred
to mar the joyous occasion.
Our friends from below took U3 by sur
prise, as we may say we had n o official no
tice of their coming. Had it been other
wise, they would have met with a warm re
ception. We know not who to blame for
this oversight, but suppose we: must Jay it
to the worthy President of the road, who
has broad shoulders.. We wish ali r a pleas
ant sojourn while among us-. There were
about 200 in the party, and among the num
ber we had the pleasure of taking by the
hand our friend Alexander Carroll, Esq.,,
the editor of the Charleston Courier.—Aug*
Constitutionalist.
“Here’s your money, dolt. Now, tefFme
why your scoundrelly master wrote mtf
eighteen letters about that contemptible
sum ?” said an exasperated debtor. “I’m
sure, sir, I can’t tell sir; but if you’ll excuse
me, sir, I think it w 7 ere because seventeen
letters didn’t fetch it!”
“Mr. Smith, pappy wants to know if you
won’t take a skiff and skull mammy across
the river ?”
‘No, but tell your pappy, if it will be any
favor, I’ll take an axe and “skull him.” *,
Exit youth, with hair dressed a la porcu
pine. Y
Dr. Johnson compared plaintiff ^nd.4e?
fendant in an action of law, to two xneh.
ducking their heads in a bucket, and danng
each other to remain the longest under, wa
ter.