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IP®!!TP II
[From the Dublin University Magazine.]
THE BREEZE OF SPRING.
Dull winter hastens to be gone,
He’s disappearing fast;
The sunny hours are coming on,
The stormy time is past.
The ice no longer binds the rill.
Nor snows their mantle fling ;
For every bleak and barren hill
Has kiss’d the breeze of Spring.
i was not to be picked out of the gutters every j Minntes of Points Decided
day, as well as a lov c lv girl ol seventeen, by the supreme coct-t at milledgeville
and to all appearance having all the aceo.n- j M T 1853 .
pli>hments ot a young ladv of dial aoe.... ~ . , .
While nonderingover the affairs of the day, Mcba, “ ' S ' S,mt 1 from lhu,n ^
night set in, and the Yankee prepares him h U iie,v “ blave ls ptolen - lhe
2 N El.
Cold Winter is at gFtT- Vegetation has
D K‘d, the beauties of the landscape have
Smith, the auctioneer, is a popular man,
wit and gentleman. No person is offen-
a wit atiu geuueman. t>o person
did at what he says, and many a hearty
self to pay the evening visit, according to ;
can sue tor and recover his slave.
master
before
faded, and the earth appears now in sad j laugh has he provoked bv hi3 humoious
R A. Old Boreas comes and sings a tnoun i sayings. He was recently engaged in a
pro-ecutiug the theif for the offence : and
I hear it’s music in the wood,
It sighs along the vale,
Where summer flowers in beauty stood,
It lingers in the dale;
It plays upon the primrose banks,
And rests its merry wing;
The drooping snow-drop kindly thanks
The western breeze of Spring.
promise. He closes his office, wends hi-,
I wav to his unfortunate fair one’s residence- i ,no,e es ^ C!a ! i - v U , lhe thlef wa6 committed
intending, at the same time, should a fair j to a J ul,sdlct,on *
j chance offer, to pop the question. On ar-! , 2 ' JbeLoo,t prope.lv refuse to
I charge a correct abstract Ugal proposition,
provided it be inapplicable to the facts of
t he case.
Rockwell for Piff. Cole for Deft.
till L E G over the graves of the flowers,
and *** seem to glisten from a frosty firm
ament. The freezing blast pierces, as with
a f, the halt-clad bosom of want, while the
tears of P T are congealed at their respec
tive fountains. All U who R in E Z cir
cumstances, <fc R not cursed with M T pock
els, 0 now 2 X M in2 the condition of those
around LJ, & go 4ward with N R G, 2 mit
igate the distresses of the needy—without
sale ot venerable household furniture and
* flxins.” He had just got to “going, going
and a half, a half, going!” when he saw a
smiling countenance, upon agricultural
shoulders, wink at him. A wink is always
as good as a nod to a blind horse, or to a
kneen-sighted auctioneer, so Smith winked
and the man winked, and they kept wink
ing, and Smith kept “going, going, going,”
with a lot of glassware, stove-pipes, carpet*
I wSing 4 N. E uncertain X P D N C—and j pots, and perfumery, and finally the lot wat
thereby merit the honR which the X L N Knocked down —
The poor R 2 B j
Ah ! well it knows where violets grow
In the lone and shady lane ;
It bids its sweet, blue lav'rites blow,
And onward speeds again.
It wakes the flowers of the field
And they their offerings bring ;
The flowers their sweetest incense yield,
To scent the breeze of Spring.
“To-a who ?” said Smith, gazing at tbe
stranger, “I
The blackbird, from the hawthorn bush,
Renews his lively strain ;
On topmost branches Minds the thrush,
And tunes his throat amain ;
At close of evening calm and mild,
He makes the forest ring
With native woodnotes, clear and wild—
He lo"es the breeze of Spring.
op the qurstiou.
riving at the lovely oue’s dwelling, he rang
the bell; the servant came to the door, our
Y ankee inquired if Miss Maria was at home.
He was answered in the affirmative, and
Will, vou walk in sir?’ He was ushered . _ „
into .he parlor, and asked to be seated fora! EM ^ Mobley from Appling.
few moments, while she could call her | , l ’ Where »be declaration tailed to aver c of gllch an t B .
young mistress, who was up stairs. After I tbat Lefendant was a resident ot said , , . - • •
a few miuiites had elapsed, the lovely
made her appearance down stairs. W1
the usual salutations had been gone thru
with, seats were taken upon the sofa.
Conversation • n the mi.-haps ot the day,! *7\,l.» f nr PltF lY,vM-7 717 a Yel 10 crea2re in distiess, B 4
and then along discussion on traveling, for I iff. Rockwell tor L eft. : death puts a . to U’r XistNC.
bails and courting. j ' |
While upon the last subject, the Yankee i' an ' s * McCay from I hon.as.
observed to her, that it put him very much in L is en or in the Court, to giant a new
mind of getting married himself, for he had ; Llia on lbe g I0Ut fo °l insufficiency ot the News says : i•
been tlniikiiie over the matter a lung time evlde, ; c ” to susla * n tl,fc v ‘- ldi f • where llle,e w « have often Iieard extraordinary an- * Winkin(T , Well j did SQ did w ; nk
».. a,. c M . iiu in Maria *1 fulEn unitp is evidence to every material point necessa-; ecdotes of the memory—of men who could . T .,°'
to Go so, says ne 10 maria, i nave miieu quite, - 1 , : . , ; at me. I thought vou were winking as
h, lov« will, you at lb« tirst sight, and will ’i ‘' r/?,A , V , ,, r, 'T'™ S T™!. S 'T °l ^ l S I lo sav beep dark, Til stick somebody in
marry you it you will i>ive your consent to | Vole lor 1 Hi. KocUell lor Deft. i l ! leln onc,! re :'!’ an<i . the like , but when , |o[ | wl! ii,. d a , ,, luc '!, M
puts
Powers of Memory.—The
lot,” said
the CO" of “Y’es, yes, you
Smith.
“Mz? darned if I did,” insisted the stran-
Ulustrated j £ er *
“Why, did you not wink and keep wink-
do so; w hat do y«u say, iny
The question being rather
lovely one?’
unexpected.
Professional anil Business Cards.
BBVSB.Xi'K »- EVAEiS,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Sandersville, Georgia.
WILL practice in the counties of Wash
ington Burke, Jefferson, Scriven, Emanuel
Laurens, Wilkinson and Hancock.
(Office in Court House on Lower Floor.)
Feb. 1, 1853.
The robin leaves his winter friends
For hedge-rows far away—
Above Ins mossy nest be bends,
And pipes his plaintive lay.
The l.irk uprising with the light,
On merry mountain wing—
Strains all his might till out of sight,
And hails the breeze of Spring.
las S. HOOK.
attorney at law,
Sandersville, Georgia.
WILL PRACTICE IN THE COUNTIES OF
. ) Washington. Burke, Sc riven
Middle-circuit. ^ j e fp erson an d Emanuel.
Southern Circuit. [ - - - -
Ocmulgee Circuit [ . - - - YY ilkinson
[Oilice next door to YVartliems store.]
jan. 1, 1852. 51— ly
A hundred voices fill the air,
The sun shines warmly down ;
Away with each intruding care,
And leave the gloomy town.
Come, roam along the woodpatli green,
Hear natures favorites sing.
Enjoy the souhenlivening scene,
And woo the breeze of Spring.
3Ig©JliLILAH¥
— the drvness of the subject is taken into con j ‘ , . r , , . .
Hawkins and Bonner vs the State from sideration, we cannot remember any in- ° • e arne 1 - ou on 1 m,!>
brought her to blush; when a little compos- Baldw in. i stance more singular than that of Herr von j Couldn't Tell the Bifferejice.—A loafer
ed, she turns to him and says,‘she cannot! YY here two persons are indicted for Nieubhn, the celebrated German scholar,; g0 ^ [, old y f green persimmon, which (be-
sav anything without first getting the con- an lbe defendants aie considerec who was once a clerk in the Bank of Co- f ore tliev are ripened bv the frost) are said
sent other ma.’ He inquired." ‘Where is I a su, g le i ,art . v * and in ll,e conduct ot the penhagen ; in that capacity he gave proof j lo be lhe most biUer * and puckery fruit
your ma?’ j case * ll e - v ,nust act ,n concert or at least of the miraculous power of Ins memory, by | known . Ue took the persimmon outside
A HALF MARRIED YANKEE.
JZVO.W. RUDI3ILL,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Sandersville Georgia.
Jzn. 25,1853 52—lv
3.. L. WAKTK2N.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Sandersville. Georgia.
feb. 17, 1853. 4 ~‘- v
I. S. SAFPJtiD- J A.
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLER AT LAW,
Sandersville, Georgia.
Will practice in the counties of Wash
ington, Montgomery, Tatnall Emanuel and
Jefferson of the Middle Circuit, also the
counties of Telfair and Irwin of the South
ern Circuit. Office in Sandersville.
February 22, IS 4
35. GKA7 .
WATCH MAKER, AND JEWELER,
Sandersville, Georgia.
Mav 10, 1853 15 ~U’
MULFORD ZWEAB.SS,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLER AT I.AW,
Office. 175, Bay street, Savannah, Ga.
feb. 2ij 1853. ' 4 ~ ] - v
B CKAFIONi
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Sandersville, Georgia.
Will aUo attend the Courts of Emanu
Laurens, and Jefferson, should business heen.
rtusted to his care,in either of those countie
feb. 11. 4 ” t *
J, B HA7KE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Scarborough, Georgia
Will atteud promptly to all business en-i
trusted to his care in any of the Courts of the
Middle or Eastern counties.
March 14, 7 ~ 1 - Y
j«. 6L B. Vt JOHWSTOW,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Sparta, Georgia.
Will practice in Hancock and the ad
joining counties, and the Suprem * Court.
MARK JOHNSTON, | R. M. JOHNSTON
March 22, 1853. 8—tf
W. L. HOLLIFIELD,
SK&fiBOH 9BN7ZST.
SANDERSVILLE, GEORGIA
taav 10, 1852. 16—If
Dr. William L. Jernigan,
n HAVING permanently located him-
Wf self in Sandersviile, resjiectfully offers
XjK his professional services to the citizens-
of the Village, and county. When not oth
erwise engaged he may be found at his Office
at alt times.
Sandersville, March 8,1853. 6—ly
IO&AIVFOV, JOSNSOU &CO
GROCERS.
Savannah, Ga.
B.T.K..KM, I Savannah.
JOSITH JOHNSTON,
• i
n. i
feb. ^2 1853.
I W. B. SCRANTON,
^ No. 19, Old Slip, N. Yor
4—ly
Puring one of my rambles down Royal
street a few days ago, ray attention was at
tracted lo a very beautiful young lady, dress
ed in the height of fashion, coining up on
the opposite side. YYhile her attention was
directed to some object in the street, she
came in contact with a fine tall, good look
ing Y ankee, who stood about six feet two
inches in his boots. Iu order to give her
the right of way, he stepped obliquely to the
right, to let her pass; in doing so, her left
foot caught that of his and threw her dow n
in the gutter, w here the mud and water was
about six inches deep. The six footer then j
set about relieving the young lady from the |
unfortunate piedicameutin which she was!
placed. After rolling her out of the gutter, i
he raised her upon her feet, when he venlur- \
ed to say lo her, ‘Mv dear Miss, have you j
injured yourself by the fall you had?’ to
which she replied with half a smile.‘nosir.’
lie then took out his white pocket hank r
chief, with which he endeavored to wipe off
some of the mud and water from her dress
and pretty face and hands. YY’heti the usu
al apologies h ad been made or. both sides, j
for the present mishap, the Y ankee picked
up her parasol, and a small bundle, which :
had been partially broken open by the fall,
containing sundry articles, and laid them
down oil the side walk; after which he ex-
uressed a wish to get her a carriage, and to
see her home to her parents, as she might
have a long distance to go. The lady sta
led to him that she livecT in Customhouse,
near Rampart street, and would accept of;
his kind offer. The carriage was sent for,
and when it arrived the young lady was
placed in it, and the Y ankee, after having
got her consent, took a seat by the side of
her, to see her home. During the ride to
her residence, he inquired of her if she had
a father and mother. She replied that she;
had a mother only. He next asked her if
she had any brothers and sisters. She re-1
plied that she was not aware of it, if she
iiad, aud that her father was very rich when i
she came to this city, about ten years ago.
Says the Y’ankee, ‘Might 1 ask you, Miss,
how rich was your father at the time of his
death?’
‘He lias been dead about six months, and
just before he died, he was saying to my
mother he was worth in cash $70,UOO.’ She
here interrupted the conversation, by iu-
foiming him that she was then at home. The
driver was ordered to step. It was in.
front ot a three story brick house. The dri
ver was requested to dismount from his seat
aud ring the bell. The summons brought the
servant to the door, when the fine Yankee
gallant gets out of the carriage, and assists ;
the lady out iuto the house. He replies to
her that she must excuse him then as he
had some very urgent business to trausact
at that hour, and by permission, would re
turn again in the evening—after which, for !
the first time, he inquired if he should have
the pleasure of knowing by w hat name he
could address her. Says she, with a gentle
6mile, ‘My name is Maria .’ He then
takes his leave of her with a gentle squeeze
of the fair oue’s hand, and makes light steps
to bis office in Camp street, th nking over ,
the good aud bad fortune tin t he had met.
with in the last two hours, and no doubt
cogitating to himself that the one would
more than balance the other, as $70,000 .
lie is up stairs, not being very well.’ j the one w bound by the acts ot ihd other restoring, from recollection alone, the whole: the den wa | j> and coinmenC ed upon it
‘Cannot she come down this evening?’ j tur ll,lJ reason tl,al Loth ,nust be S u,h - V 1U contents of a leafm the bank ledger, which by Sfcizit)<J . a generous mouthful of the fruit
savs the Yankee; ‘l uad some idea of leav- j oldtr to constitute the offence, cither is in- had been lost by fraud or accident. ; w ' b .; cb appeared to be in rotate to frizzle his
ing the city to-morrow, and will be absent; nocen L both ar « 11 lloCeI;t of ihal ofence. _ Boys are sometimes endowed (says the j iips aG<J tongue most Drovo kin<rjy.
some lime, and would like to gt.-t vour an- 1 ^ e,,ce b eithei one intiuduct-s evideuce the New Orleans Picayune) with remarkable j -How do vou like it?” replied the owner
swer be foie l go.’ ' j State bas the ri > W ' t lo conclude to the Jury, memories. The Keen family, of the Stale of tbe garde n ? who had been watching him
A thmi'dit struck Maria that she had bet-' 2 - Upon an indictment for an affray it is ; of Texas, consisted of three girls and a boy lake
ter strike while the irons were hot, and ! r,ot nccessar y to pro\e the . dual tact, of the latter oiuy four years Old. The}- The saliva was oozing from the corners
therefore gave her consent to marrv him j t!le citizens being placed “in terror. lhe . were all sitting round the fire one evening.. of lbe poor f e i] 0 w*s mouth, and he was able
aud get her ma’s afterwards. So the bar- Jui 7 ,na J 11,fer lhat lro,n lhe circumstances engaged in telling how far back they could j on j y t0 r ^p| v?
gain was concluded and sealed by a few soft! of lhe ^ ase * i recollect. One of the girls recollected when | ‘H ow do I look, naher ? Am I icialin'
kisses. ‘Now,’savs lie, I would like to get' 3 - YY here both defendants are willing she had “a doll that winked with both eyes.’ i or
married in the shortest time, Maria. YY'hen a,ld a,lx 'o us fo p fight, both may be guilty Another recollected when she was “a little ; ‘
would it suit vou best?’ Said she, ‘To-mor- ot an a fi ,:i . v . although one may be preveii- baby at the breast, and Nancy tickled h r To Caroline.—Some love sick swain ia
row evening.’ All was agreed to. When *cd tiom making an actual batten. ^ feet. Job nnv Keen, who was the last and Chesterfield, evidently iu the last fiagee,
the time arrived, the cake, wine, priest and | Harris for Piff. Sol. Gen. Saffuld for L-ast of them all, said lie recoilecied “truss . sends us a siring of poetry addressed to his
Deft. ; than that ''
— ; “How wus.«-?”said all the girls in a breath.
Mathews, Guardian vs. Bridges and an- “Oh I I recollect three weeks afore IV
other from Oglethorpe. j born, and how I cried all the time for fear
1. The Act of 1845 providing that Td be a aal /”
She is soon ready, and comes dow n into the 1 “where a feme covert shall have a child by j *
parlor and takes her seat alongside of her R former husband and shall he entitled to Keeping tU Folks in Meeting.—YY'hen i
liege lord, that is to be. Says the Yankee : FypeiTy by mhcriuiuce^ a moiety shall ; ^ Moodv — Uankerchief Moodv—was'
to Maria, ‘Are you ready?’ Says she, ‘1 belong to the child by t.ie former husband ORCe on a ;' urnev in tbe Western 'part of!
and the remainder shall vest in the sec- ,, . J J ,, , , ',
Massachusetts, he called on a brother vn
the ministry, one Saturday, thinking to
all tilings requisite for the occasion were,
ready: and now the hour and the six foot
Yankee arrived, and all was in waiting tor;
the beautiful Maria, the bride, who was up,
stairs with her ma, arranging her toilet-
adorable Caroline. As one verse most be
as much as Caroline can stand at a time,
we only publish the concluding stanza:
“Sweetest of gids—bid me hope.
Bid my expiring love renew;
Then with every difficulty I'll eope—-
Oh, doJ Oh, do! Oh, do!”
That'll ‘do.’—Keen Republican.
am as soon as my ma comes down stairs.''
The priest, somewhat in a hurry, asks the!
couple who were about to be married ‘oj
stand up?’
Says the priest, ‘do you take this young .
lady to be your , here the ceremony was |
interrupted by Lhe entry of Miss Maria’s ma |
by a door in the room, when the lo\e!y Ma-j
ria says to her half married -Yankee, “this is j
my ma.’
Says the Y'atikee, ‘your what!’ his eyes!
bigger round than blue edged saucers.
off
It is a bad sign to see a man with his hat
at midnight, explaining tbe theory .and
It
spend the Sabbath with him, if agreeable.! principles of bis party to a lamp post
1 - - - : is also a oadsigntosee a fellow lie down
Deft.
ond husband — embraces a case where the
inheritance was cast upon the wife pending
her widowhood, which was not reduced , , -- , -
into possession at the time of the second j ^ a I’P eare ' er -' S ul 0 ^ ,U1 ’ j in the gutter, supposing it to be his bed,
marriage. “"-iSouM be mv glad to Lave von slop' “<> commence calliDg a poor innocent Log
UiUtilor riff.J. H. Lumpkin, Jr fljr ! and |irKU , L f„ r To-morrow, Lnt I fed’ 3 " 50rU of Dames - ralsu » tln g 11 wr h “
i ashamed to ask you.”
Carr v?. the State, from Hancock. .. ^ ‘ MIU “Ylr. Jackson,” said a clergyman to his
1. YY'here on an indictment for murder, i , . , • i parishioner, “Sunday must be a blessed day
, . , ‘\Y hv our people have got into such a ‘ -- , , , - , ,
! a verdict for voluntaiv manslaughter is . . . • . 1 , , , •„ • . i . to you. You work hard six days, and on
.; Imbu ol going out bo-lore meetinr; is dosed ; ^ wwU| . comc , # churc i.,. -
e an linjiosi lOU 03 Mr. Jackson,*-! works hard all the
wife.
said Mr.;
“Your ! your ! ma !! ! Col. Bragg’- grape rendered, the Court will not grant a new ; ^ ^
shot! Tarantulas and scorpions! Thunder ! lr ' a ^ —"here there is evidence upun which g , rall . Ter ’
and California gold, and bank defaulters! the Jury might have thus found the issue , •jftlmt is all. I
must and will stop and
week, and then I comes to church sits me
liumllieu lo lilt-III- , « , \l M ,1 .* 1..
. r P , t r - e Tj.r,. c , n preach for vou, was Mr. Mooch a reply.
Ja-=. Ilioinas & Kenan for rln, bol. Gen. * .... .- .. , , ' ,
... .. |, . ’ \Y hen the Sabbath Uav haU come, s
Y» eems tur Deft.
Coluin
-he is a negio ma! as true as preachin!’ At j submitted to them
lliis moment the priest inquired if he should
proceed to .finish the mairiage ceremony.
Savs the Yankee,‘finish what!’ ‘Why the] t _ 7
marriage of you and Miss Maria.’ ‘No.’ TVi? \\ eather, Ctops, cvc. Th
says the Yankee; I would’nt surrender this bus Enquirer ot the ord, say> .
night for ail the gold in Christendom, if 1 “ 1 his section ot tne country ha> not been
could get it.’ A negro mother in-law, as , blessed with a show er ot*rain for some week-
black as the ace of spades, weighing 240 p :lst - :i,:d U ,e cro l ,s :,re suffering in many
pounds—870.000. Gee-wliew! give me places. YY e do not reiueinber to have
my hat!! and lie look it and sloped to parts a pooler prospect at this season of the
unknown. ’S[iose he’s g<.me over the Lake y t ' ar » Corn will average about tour inches
fur a few weeks, amongst the fashionables.; and a quarter, more or less, in height; and
B. S. I have no doubt if the youug Yan-1 thousands of it daily perishing from the
kee would come back and call upon the i attacks of worms. I he cotton field* are in ^
young lady again, and be a little more dis-1 '-o better condition. A large quantity of ^‘"j, larried ;;ud heard b j m through,
creei, and not in so great a hurry to pop the "hat lias been planted is presented from
j down, cocks my legs, and thinks of nothing!
ma Martin Chuzzlewit said: “A verb sig-
ihe meeting and nines to be. to do, or to suffer, (which is all
Mr. Moody had opened
named the text, he looked round on the as- j the grammar, and enough too, as ever I was
sembly, and said : ] taught;) and if there’s a verb alive, I’m it.
‘My hearers, I ain going to speak to two For I’m a being’, sometimes a doin’, an’
kinds of folk- to day, saints and sinuers., continually a sufferin’.”
Sinners, I am going to give your portion . ’ —
fir-i. and 1 would have you give good alien- A Biography of Robespierre, which sp-
t on.’ peared in an Iri-h paper, concludes in the
question, lie might offer his hail : the second ; coming up by the dryness of the soil, and , uu-
time, and find out liis intended molher-in- some planters have been even until now An Englishman never dances above his
law is not so black as she might be; for she unable to plant at all. The heavy rains of «aist. His feet may cut pigeon «mg>, or
the spring have run together and hardened his legs go into vibrations, but the head
' ' - ’ 1 - 1 ~ ‘ above
When lie had preached to them as long following ludicrous manner, “This extraor-
as he thought best, he pausedamd said : dinary man left no children behind him but
‘There, sinuers, I have done with you his brother, who was killed at the Eatne
now; vou may take your hats and go out time.”
_. of the meeting house as soon as you please.
‘' ' Definition of Bussing; Re-his, to kiss ona
again; omni-&R$, to kiss them ail; blunder-
bas, to kiss another man’s wife; and sylia(y)
bus, one lady kissing another.
was so black for that particular occasion, . cr - , ,
for the purpose of finding out if his love for the earth to such a degree that it i.> difficult and lieai l ot the- man never gets abo
her daughter was so aidant as he perebted.; to plough the fields, except in low wet prose and buttons. John enters into a co-
jy q Crescent ! land. On the whole, so far as our know l- tilhon not so much to enjoy himselt as to
edge or information extends, the crops are do penance.
He laljors like a slave at the
A Fair Calculation.—A shrewd friend | usually backward and extremely unpromi- car; and throws away more muscle iu a
of ours, who is accustomed to look at things j sing.” 1 Spanish dance than he would make u>e o.
thinks that the „ - a..-,' to tight a half dozen Frenchmen. Bull
Madame de Genlis, says somebody re
proved her librarian for putting books writ
ten by male and female authors upon the
same shelf. “Never doit,” saidsbe, “with
out placing a prayer book between them.”
in a business point of view, —
outcry so often made about, expensive
preaching, is without foundation, lie ar- •
gues thus: “I have.” says he “a family of j 7 b " ^evious'niiht have entirely di>-
six persons, who attend church I pay 824 j al ,, H . ared . About half past ten o'clock,
heavens became suddenly
A late Dublin paper contains the follow
. . , ,v. - - ing advertisement: “To let—The upper
Ram and Hail.— I tie weather yesterday i aeks grace au( J agility, lie is no more cal- part of a cellar to a small family, rent low
a Year for pew rent. 1 hear two sermons
ou the Sabbath, and one during the week,
making one hundred and fifty lectures du
ring the year. I obtain, therefore, for my
self and family, nine hundred lectures for
$24, or in other words, I pay about two 3nd
a half cents for a lecture. People give from
twenty-five to fifty cents for oue ou astron
omy, and almost every subject you name,
except the gospel. Surely for a gospel lec
ture, I ought to be willing to give at least
two cents and a half.” Tbe thought thus
expressed is certainly just; aud might, with
great advantage, be carried out still further.
**YYhat is the reason,” said a young ladv.
“that there is nothing in the Bible about a
‘certain woman,’ as well as a ‘certain man ?
A gentleman answered the lady’s question
in the following extempore :
“A ‘certain rainY a phrase in the Scripture
common,
Bat nothing’s said about a 'certain woman j'
The reason all may see that are not blind—
A woman'* never ckrtair of her mind.”
morning was oppressively warrnrtlie indica- cU |Hted for the bounding movements of a P. 8. Privilege on the side walk for a hog.
lion of rain which had inspired our hope* Insir j ne hornpipe, than a hippolamns is for ;—
throwing somersetts. Dobbs quit his last boarding Louse be-
appeared. About- half past ten o'clock, * cause his landlady would persist in rinsing
however, the heavens became suddenly her “William Henry’s” shirt in tbe padding
overcast, and shortly after we had a most Lost Bog.— A gentleman who had !o?t bas : a> ^y e can’t sav that we biatne him.
refreshing shower, accompanied by a con- a favorite dog, vainly adveitised for him
siderable fall of hail, The hail-stones rang- 'in the papers,'offering a large reward to ‘Sophia Maria, did you receive my Iet-
" •* * * :f I did Fredrick.’ ‘I wrote it, hope of
ed from the size of a pea to that of a mus- anyone who would give information of ter?
ket ball, and so thick did they fall that at bis whereabouts. Yesterday, a person raising a flame.” “Well, Fredrick, and
one time the plank road was literally white ^bo had just purchased a link ofsaussge you succeeded ; for I put it immediately on
with them. There was very little wind at ‘long drawn out,’ was nearly choked while the fire.’
the time, so that we do not apprehend that attempting to swallow a portion of it, by &
the hail did much harm to the young cot- large piece ot brass collar, marked “Fido.”
A fellow who was being led to execution
. ^ _ ... .. „4 told the officer* they must not lead fcira
ton and corn, even if it entered into tbe He mtends, U is said, to claim the reward , . _ - . , , t .
plantiug districts on the seaboard, whioh immediately,
we judge it did not.—Sav. Hews, 10?A inst. —
—— | An auctioneer was selling a lot of land
‘Ma, has your tongue got legs T for agricultural purposes.^ ‘Gentlemen,
through a certain street lest a merchant wLo
resides there, should arrest him for an old
debt;
* , A poor widow was asked how *ha be-
‘Got what, child V said he, ‘this is the most delight.ul *and. ca tQ 6 much attached lo a certain neigh
‘Got legs, ma!’ ; It is the easiest land to cultivate in Massa bor> replied that she was bound to him by
‘Certainly not; but why do you ask that chusetts—it is so very light. Mr. Parker, several cords of wood, which* he had seat
sillv question !’ here will corrobats my statement he owns ^ ber daring a hard winter.
*7), uothiug; only I heard pa say Tour the next patch, and he will tell you how
iguo wav running from morning till night, easy it is worked.’ ‘Yes, gentlemen, said
tongue
and I was
A few drops of kreosote on brown paper,
out legs
f AY I UUUIU^ UVIU uiuruiu^ Ull » O- - — — B ... . , ,J *, •
ts wondering bow it could run with- Mr. Parker, It is very easy to work it. but put in the boles of rata, it» aaid, will dnY»
—that’s all, ma.’ ,il’s plaguy tight eaaier to gather thecrop.’ t h®m away.
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