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Professional and Business Cards,
XllE CENTRAL GEORGIAN
18 PUBLISHED
E VER y TUESDA Y MORNING,
TERMS :
Jf paid strictly in advance, per year, $1 50
If not paid at the time of subscribing, $2 00
These terms will be strictly adhered
TO WITHOUT RESPECT TO PERSONS, AND ALL
SUBSCRIPTIONS WILL BE REQUIRED TO BE SET
TLED UP EVERY YEAR.
B B. PRESCOTT
Attorney at law,
Halcyondale, Scriven co., Georgia
WILL give his whole attention to
practice of Law in all its branches.
July 12, 1853. 24—6m
the
BEVERLY S, £ VASTS,
attorney at law,
Sandersville, Georgia.
WILL practice in the counties of Wash
ington Burke, Jefferson, Scriven, Emanuel
Laurens, Wilkinson and Hancock.
(Office in Court House on Lower Floor.)
Feb. 1, 1853. 1—ty
wTl.HOLLIFIELI),
SURGEOCT 3D2HSTTIST.
SANDERSVILLE, GEORGIA
maylO, 1852. 16—tf
Dr. WilliamL.Jernigan,
q HAVING permanently located hitn
fw self in Sandersville, respectfully offers
his professional services to the citizens
of die Village, and county. When not oth
erwise engaged he may be found at his Office
at all times.
Sandersville, March 8,1853. 6—ly
JAIVI.CS S. 2200X.
attorney at law,
Sandersville, Georgia.
WILL PRACTICE IN THE COUNTIES OF
. ) Washington, Burke, Scriven
Middle-circuit. ^ jefieraon and Emanuel.
Southern Circuit. | - * - • Laurens
Ocmulgee Circuit 1 - - - - Wilkinson
[Office next door to Warthen's store.]
jan. 1, 1852.
FUB.rffliJTJ’RE.
T HE Subscriber is now receiving, by every
arrival from New York, a rich and splendi
assortment of CAB1NE T FURNITURE, of
the latest and most approved patterns, not sur
passed in the southern country. He has pur
chased his stock to such advantage, that he can
sell at very low prices.
Among his large assortment may he found—
Large serpentine sofas, do. divans, do. otto
mans, plain and spring-seat sofas, do. do. di
vans, ottomans and couches, mahogany rock
ing chairs, with red and green plush seating,
mohair, do. mahogany setting full three-fourth
and five-eights French chairs; curled maple,
black walnut, and rosewood chairs, cane and
wood seat settees, side-boards with mahogany
and marble tops, do. mahogany tops, side-case
bureaus, writing table and boox cases, cottage
bureaus, ward-robes, ladies’ work tables, cen
tre and pier tables, with maable tops marble
top wash stands painted do. dressing tables,
tea tables Grecian clawfoot dining tables, ex
tension tables, card-tables, with harpeandOge
pillars, mahogany bedsteads, do. French pat-
erns, curled maple bedsteads, plain, do. do.
AL SO.
Curled maple, black walnut and rosewood
chairs with cane bottoms, Windsor chairs, chil
dren’s high do., counting room desks, revolv-
sng chair for counting rooms, counter stools
foot stools, hat-stands, bellows and brush, bird
cages knife trays, safes, mahogany and cherry
cribs hair mattrasses, moss do., Feather beds,
bolsters, and pillows, green, red, black, blue
and white cord, witli tassels to match, hair
cloth, for sofas and mahogany chairs, willow
wagons, do., cradles.
Removed to Smett’s new Buildings.
Broughton street, i W MOKRr'LL & Co
feb. 22, 1853. 4—ly
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I MO. W. B.UDXSZX1X1.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Sandersville Georgia.
Jan. 25,1853 52—lv
SL. Xi. WAMHI1N.
attorney at law,
Sandersville, Georgia.
feb. 17, 1853. 4—ly
X. EC. SArFOLD, J*..
attorney and counseller at law,
Sandersville, Georgia.
Will practice in the counties of Wash
ington, Montgomery, Tatnall Emanuel and
Jefferson of the Middle Circuit, also the
Counties of Telfair and Irwin of the South
ern Circuit. Office in Sandersville.
February 22, 18 4 tf
Z- GRAY.
WATCH MAKER, AND JEWELER,
Sandersville, Georgia.
May 10, 1853 l5 ~ ] - v
MUXiFOZlD MARSH,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLER AT LAW 9
Office, 175, Bay street, Savannah, Ga.
feb. 22, 1853. 4 ~^
DR B. B. SMITH,
Swainsboro, Ga.
Has permanently located at this place, and
will attend Professional calls. ^ ^
aug 30,1853
R. Xi. PH1SON
Factor and Commission Merchant.
No. 71, Bay Street, Savannah, Ga.
Feb. 15, 1853. ^
BEHN & FOSTER.
Factors and Commission Merchants
Savannah,Ga.
r.H. BEHN,] [JOHN FOSTER
22,1853. _
SFlUitiG ttOODS.
The Largest and Finest Assortment of
Spring and Summer Goods are for Sale
by N. W. Haines A Bro.
T HE Subscribers are on hand again with a
large and superior assortment of Spring
and Summer Dry Goods, which have been
selected in New York with especial reference
co the wants and necessities of their friends
and customers, and the people of Wash-
ngton generally. i
They respectfully invite an examination 0
their stock, they are sure that they can chal
lenge a comparison with any ever ottered in
this market, both as to the extent and quality
of their Goods.
The Ladies will find in their stock a variety
of new and rich styles of Silks, Muslins,
Ginghams, Calicoes, Lawns, Dress Trimmings
Millinery articles, with every thing else ol
the tasteful, and elegant. Fine Dress Cloths,
Cassiineres Vestings &c.,are always on hand
and Gentlemen can can be served with as fine
an article, and as cheap as can be had any
where.
The Farmers and House Keepers should
call at their Store for replenishing and fitting
out. They are prepared to furnish every ar
ticle in the House keeping line, and at prices
astonishingly cheap. Call and examine, then
tell your neighbors.
N. W. HAINES & BRO.
mar. 15. 7—tf
Wood Shop-Repairing, &c,
T HE subscriber would respectfully an-
nouncce to the people of IVnshington
county, that he has put up a WORK SHOP
in this place and is prepared to do all-jobs, in
the way of Carriage, Waggon, and Bug
gy, making and Repairing at the shortest
notice. Having been engaged for a number
of years in the business, he flatters himself
that he can give those who may patronise him
entire satisfaction, in the style, manufacture
and prices of work done at his establishment.
Ke has secured the services of good Wheel-
rights and Blacksmiths, and all orders for
work, repairing, or any thin in his line will
meet with prompt attention. His Work
shop, is on the Milledgeviile Road, near the
Church.
JOHN W. RENFROE.
Sandeville, jan. 11’1853. 50—tf
XiOCBSTT, LONG, 6l CO.
Commission Merchants and
SHIPPING AGENTS.
126 Bay Street, Savannrh, Ga.
E. LOCKETT, W. H. LONG,
sept. 20
Oh! there is a dream of early youth,
And it never comes again;
’Tis a vision of light and life and tnnh,
That flits across the brain;
And Love is the theme of that early dream,
So wild, so warm, so new,
That in all our after years I deem,
That early dream we rue.
But there is a dream of raaturer years,
More turbulent, by far ;
’Tis a vision of blood and of woman's tears,
And the theme of that dream is War.
And we toil in the field of danger and death,
And shout in tiie battle array,
Till we find that fame is a bodiless breath
That vanisheth away.
Oh! there’s a dieam of hoary age—
’Tis a vision of Gold in store;
Of sums noted down on the figured page,
And counted o’er and o’er :
And we fondly trust in the glittering dust,
As a refuge from grief and pain,
Till our limbs are laid in that last dark bed
Where the wealth of the world is vain!
And is it thus, from man’s birth to his grave,
In the path which ail are treading?
Is there nought, in that long career, to save
From remorse and self-upbraiding?
Oh, yes; there’s a dream so pure, so bright,
That the being to whom it is given
Hatli bathed in a sea of living light—
And the theme of that dream is Heaven !
Judge S. ‘Wei8 you drunk sir?’
Prisoner. ‘Yes sir.’
S. ‘What did you get drunk on, sir?’
P. ‘Whiskey, sir.’
S. ‘What sort of whiskey, sir ?’
P. ‘New Whiskey, sir.’
S. ‘What, right new whiskey, sir?’
P. ‘Yes sir, just warm from the still.’
S. ‘So* you got drunk on new whiskev
what is the name
croft.’ My father
his wife.’ Oh! my mother ! and are you I
both gone ; God’s hand is heavy upon me !:
I feel it in my heart and soul !
And there’s another name yet, and its j
freshly cut. ‘Esther Hay croft, their daugh- j
ter, aged 24.’ My father! my mother ! and
mv sister! W hy did nut the sea swallow I
me up when I was wrecked ? I deserved , right from the still, did you ?’
it. What is the world to me now ! 1 feel,; P. ‘Yes sir.’
bitterly feel, the sin of disobedience, the j S. ‘Mr. Clerk, fine that man ten dollars
words to me now ! ‘The eye that moeketh aud imprisonment in the county jail one
at his father, and despiselh to obey his month.’
mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick j No. 2, upon being arraigned, plead ‘guil-
lt out, and the young eagles shall eat it.’ ty,’ also.
But yeti recollect how my dear father S. ‘You were drunk, were you sir?’
and mother used to point me to me Lamb ! F*. W es sir.
of God which taketh awav the sin of the S. ‘What did you get drunk on, sir ?’
H
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world. ‘ There is no refuge beside,’ said my
motlie 1 '; ‘Christ is able and willing to save.’
I paid but little attention to these words
once. Oh ! may I never forget them now!
THE RUNAWAY’S BETUMS.
P. ‘Brandy, sir
S. ‘What sort of brandy, sir.’
P. ‘Peach brandy, sir.’
S. ‘What, old peach brandy, sir ?’
P. ‘Yes sir.’
S. ‘How did you drink it, sir?’
P. ‘With a little honey, sir V
S. ‘What sorl of honey, sir.’
P. ‘Nice strained honey, sir.’
S. ‘So you got drunk on old peach bran-
SucccssfuS Tact.
The elevation of Mr. Labouchere, now a
member of the British Cabinet, is rather a
singular story. In 1822, Mr. Labouchere,
Well, here am 1, after my night’s walk, ! a clerk in the banking bouse ot Hope, of
once more in ihe village where 1 was born, i Amsterdam, was sent by his patron to Mr. I dy and nice strained honey, sir ?’
The sun is up now, and shining brightly. j Baring, the celebrated London banker, to; P. ‘Yes sir.’
Things appear the same, and yet different. { negotiate a loan. He displayed in this af-j S. ‘Mr. Clerk, fine that man ouedime;
How is it? There was a big tree used to j fair so much ability, as to entirely win the; the Court would like a few of that itself.’
stand at the corner ; and where is Carver’s i esteem and confidence of the English bank- i This same Judge S. had a very wild sou
cottage ? | er. “Faith,” said he one day to Baring ; named Bob, who was constantly on a spree
Three days ago I landed at Portsmouth. ' “your daughter is a charming creature; 11 and upon being brought up once before the
It was my birthday. For ten long years 1' wish I could persuade you to give me her Court for drunkendess, the Judge crid out;
had been sailing about on the sea, and wan- j hand.” “Young man, you are joking; for
dering about on land. How things come j seriously you must allow that Miss Baring
over me! lam a man now; but for that, I! could never become the wife of a simple
could sit down and cry like a child. j clerk.” “But, said Labouchere, “if I was in
It seems but yesterday since I ran away j partnership with Mr. Hope.” “Oh! that
from home. It was the worst day’s work j would be a different thing; that would en-
that ever 1 did. I got up in the morning ; tirely make up for all deficiencies.” Re
nt sunrise, while my father aud mother | turned to Amsterdam, Labouchere said to
were asleep. Many and many a time had! his patron, “you must take me into partner-
I been unkind to my dear mother, and un-j ship.” “My young friend, how can you
dutiful to my father, aud the day before he j think of such a thing? It is impossible—
told me bow wrong it was. He spoke j You are without fortune, and—” But if I
kindly and in sorrow, but my pride would j become the son-in-law of Mr. Baring?” “In
not bear it. I thought 1 would leave home.; that case, the affair would be soon settled
What is itthat makes me tremble so now ? i and so you have my word.” Fortified with
Is that our Bob ?’
Clerk. ‘Yes sir.’
Judge. ‘Fine the darned rascal two dol
lars and costs. I’d make it ten dollars, if
I didn’t know it would come out of my own
pocket.’
A Clever Smuggle.
A California papor gives an amusing ac
count of the skill of the Chinese in a difficult
species of rascality. A vessel arrived recent
ly at San Francisco from China with a large
number of Calestials on board. A revenue
officer was as usual placed on her, to see that
no cargo was landed without authority. A-
raong the passengers on board, one jolly
Mv fatuer coughed as I crept along by i these two promises, Labouchere returned to , , P , ,, - , A l-
J - - ? , . . J . i 1 t 1 • .1 e. ■ i looking old fellow attracted attention by his
ght that I heard ray i England, aud in two months atter married; 0
his door, and 1 thou
mother speak to him
ment, with my little
, . , 1.,.- • , ,, xr 1 j • ! extreme portliness. He had, in fact, astom
so: i stood a mo-; Miss baring, because Mr. Hope had promis- \ , e , l , f
, ,, . ii i. . ,v /, , ach of almost halstans proportions. But
bundle in my hand, ed to lake him into partnership; and he be- - 1
somehow or other he did not seem easy.
His movements were ungainly and con
strained; and the officer approaehed him
and began to poke him jocosely about the
holding my breath. He coughed again.! came allied to the house of Hope on the
1 have seemed to hear that cough in every strength of that promise of marriage.
’’“when I bad unlocked die door mv heart! A **» «£ ****’“*—k* , souniI
failed me ; for my sinter bad kissed me over • country town '‘Down lias , a Democratic pauncli, when to bis snip mea hollo* sound
3 slie j m j somethin^ to newspaper was started, depending mainly was given back. He, then lepeated his
t n .n« in tliA inn,-mn cr* * T bow whst it I f° r the support on the contributions of the I punches for an object and fouud John to have
ItTsbc bad been Sing me a pal, o[ “faithful"',!, that region. Its motto was- I a prodigiously baid aud unyielding stom-
garters to give me on birthday. 1 turned
back, opened the door of her little room,
and looked at her; but my tears fell on the
bed clothes, and I was afraid it would wake
her. Half blinded, I groped down stairs.
Just as I bad gently closed the door,
the casemeut rattled above my head.-
I looked up, and there was my mother, i
She spoke to me and when I did not answer |
she cried out loud to me. That cry rungj
in my ears ever since; aye in my very j
dl AsI hurried away, I felt, I suppose, as j a copy of Shakspeare from our table, and
Cain felt when he murdered his brother. : after looking through its pages very grave-
My father, my mother, and sister, had been h 7 asked if we thought ‘Shakspar ever
Be just, and fear not.”—[Shakspeare. iach. Here was a discovery A custom
An old farmer, who hal been quite uctive j house officer on the scent of a cat in pursuit
in prompting the interests of this newspa-; of a dainty mouse. John was soon dives
per enterprise, took up the first number and i ted of his tunic and appurtenaces, when lo,
commenced reading it with laudatory com- lit appeared that he had a tin stomach! and
meuts. As he read the motto, his face ! further, that it could be detached without
flushed with honest enthusiam, and ex-j seriously interfering with his digestion. A
claimed: “Fear not Shakspeare, no, that! post mortem examination was held upon
we won’t, nor anv other darned old Feder
alist !”
The above reminds us of a very intellec
the tin corporation, and, strange to say, it
was fouud full of opium. Whether John
insisted that he hud eaten it, aud its disa-
Eet me Sleep.
‘Let me sleep,’ said my companion, half
pettishly turning from my couch. ‘Let me
sleep.’ The words haunted my memory for
hours afterwards. How often Las the wish
been breathed in this weary world, ‘O, iet
me sleep.’
Tlie man whose conscience lashes him
for misdeeds—evils committed and unre
pented of—cries, as he drops his head into
his thorny pillow, ‘let me sleep! with sleep
comes oblivion.’ The mourner who has
seen some blight and beautiful one fade from
Ids embrace, like, a summer flower nipped
by a too early frost, bows his head above the
pallid lace of the prostrate form beiow him,
and sighs in the agony of his sou 1 , ‘Let me
sleep!—sleep with the loved oue whose
smile shall never welcome my footsteps.’
‘Let me sleep,’ says the traveler, who
foot sore and weary, has toiled long in the
world, and seen hopes perish unfulfilled;
j>\\ s wither ere they are tasted; friendships
which he thought enduring, changing hue
like chameleon, and rainbow promises fading
and melting imo colorless air,‘O, let me
sleep, for 1 am weaiy.’ The rosy-cheeked
child, the bright eyed maiden, the thougl
tul matron, those for whom life puts ou its
finest aspects, its mostendearir g smiles, all
have periods in wlinhthey long for sleep,
for the oblivion of all care, Lours in which
the waters of Lethe may flow dark and deep
ly over them.
There cometh a sleep to all—asleep deep
huHied and breathless. The loar of the
cannon, the deep-toned thunderbolt, the
•ihock of an earthquake, or the rush of ten
thousand armies cannot break up its still re
pose. With mute lips and folded arms, one
after another the ephemeral of earth sink
down into the darkness and nothingness.
‘No intruding footsteps shall jar upon their
rest—no disturbing touch shall wring from
them there, the exclamation, ‘Lei, me sleep.’
‘Young man, do you believe in a future
state ?
‘In course I does, and wbat’s more, I in
tend to enter it as soon as Betsey gets her
wedding things ready.’
‘You mistake me. Do you believe in a
future state of reward and punishment ?’
‘Most assuredly. If I should cut nugs at
I a red headed woman, I should expect my
hat indented by the first cistern pole she
should lay her hand on.’
‘Go to, young man; you are incorrigible.
Go to.’
‘Go two. If it wasn’t for that law agin
bigamy, darned if I wouldn’t go a dozen.
But who supposed, Dgucod, that a man of
your years would give such advice to a
pussun just starting in life V
This took the deacon down. WJiether
the conversation was renewed, will not be
known till our express arrives.
Yankee Doodle.—The national air of
the United States was composed a hundred
years ago by Dr. Sbackburg, a physician
of the British army at the time the British
ministry made overtures to reduce the
French power in Canada, and the col
onists were called upon for assistance, who
with alacrity, rendered a faithful service.—
The British army' lay encamped a little
souib of the city of Albany, aud in the ear
ly part of J une 1753, the eastern troops be
gan to pour in. Their march, their accou
trements, aud the whole arrangements of
their troops, furnished matter ofamuseineut
to the British. Then it was that the doc
tor composed the tu»e, aud recommended
it to the officers as a celebrated air. The
joke took, and in a few days aolhing was
heard in the provincial camp but Yankee
Doodle.
tual gentleman, who accidentaly picked up greeing with his natural functions of diges-
J. H. DAVIS.
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kind to me. I had been unkind to them!
and in leaving thus, I felt as if I was mur
dering them all.
Had I been a robber, I could not Lave
felt more guilty. But what do I say that
for ?
wrote that book ? To which we replied in
the affirmative. Whereupon, the inquirer
threw it down—saying as he did so: “I’ll
be dod darn’d if ever Shakspar wrote that
book—hain’t jist sich a one been on our
shelf ever since I’ve bin born—they can’t
feb.
4—ly
S B CRAFTON,
ATTORNEY at law,
Sandersville, Georgia.
Will also attend the Courts of Ernanu
Laurens, and Jefferson, should business be ern
rtusted to his care, in either of those countie-
feb. 11.
4—tf
J, B- HAYNB.
ATTORNEY at daw,
Scarborough, Georgia.
Will atteud promptly to all business en
trusted to his care in any of the Courts of the
3fiddle or Eastern counties.
March 14,7—ly
m. &. B. 3VE JOHNSTON,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Sparta, Georgia.
Will practice in Hancock and the ad
orning counties, and the Supreme Court.
MARK JOHNSTON, ‘ | X. *'
March 22, 1853.
M. JOHNSTON.
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jo BN WXAXk MRY.
Draper and Tailor.
(Qealerin Ready-Made Clothing andGentie-
n (en’sfurnishing Goods.. 155, Bay street,
Savannah, Ga.
feb.22, 1853. 4 ~ 1 ^ ...
W ' “ Wanted.
OOL, Hides, and Tallow, for which w e
will pay the hi ° “® 3t . MtNO IF
GffAY 4* ■
waIa.boro.uuy 17, 1858. 9 ■
A. JL SOJsOmONS di CO.
D EALERS in Drugs, Medicines, Clum
cals,Perfumery, fancy articles, Surgecali
intruments, Paints, Oils and Dye Stuffs.
AT WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
Savannah, feb. 22,1853. 4—ly
Til B KiMAFF,
Manufacturer of
SADDLERS, HARNESS, Ac. Ac., and
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in all
kinds of
SADDLERY WARE. CARRIAGE
Trimmings, Laces, Fringes, Patent Leath
er, Springs, Axles, Bands, Varnish, Ac.
AT THE SIGN OF THE GOLDEN SADDLE,
West end of Gibbons’ Building
Market Square, Savannah.
A large assortment always on hand, and
for sale at the lowest prices.
Feb. 15, 1853, 3—ly
^ARMOISIO institute.
Coroer of St. Julian st. A Market Square
SAVANNAH GEORGIA.
F ZOGBAUM & CO., Importers and Deal-
. ers in Musical Instruments of every de-
serijtion, sheet Music, whotowte
and retail. Piano Fortes, by A. Stodart &
Go and J - B ‘ Dunham, New York,hi every va
riety of style and price. These ; I ? s^epts.
are acknowledged, by the best m u ^cal jud e
to be at least equal to any other
ers. Dealers supplied .with every article m
the line at New York prices.
F, ZOGBAUM.] - [GEO. MITCHELL.
feb. 32. u 4 ~ 1 - v
I was a robber ! I was robbing them of tool me with thim Snakspars.
their peace. I was stealing that from them ■ “Did you ever go to a military ball?”
that the whole world could not make up ! asked a ii sp } n g maid ihe other night of an
,. Oh, that I could i, Vfit . firan D f Jacksc
old veteran of Jackson’s army of ’15.
... I “No, mv dear,” growled the old soldier,
as they did J «j n those "days I had a military ball come
them. luG j 4.^ a of A\rt> tHinlr 9 it. took my
to them ! yet on I went
bring back that hour.
The hills looked as purple
when I used to climb up to tuem. me 1 tQ me _ and * w h at d’ye think ? it
rocks are cawing among elms by the church j, od -„
I wonder if they are the same rooks? j ^ ^ raen tion of the word “leg,” the
There’s a shivering comes over me as I get be j le f ainted? 0 f course .
nearer home. Home ! I feel that there is j —
no home for me. } An Irish servant observing her mistress
Here is the corner of the hedge, and the f ee( jj n g a pet cannary, asked “how long it
old seat; but m_y father is not in it. There took tkem cra ters to hatch ?” “Three weeks,”
is the patch of ground that my sister call-; was the reply. “Ocb, sure, that is the
ed ner garden, but she is not walking in it, | sarae as an y other fowl, except a pig!”
and yonder is the bedroom window; my j —
mother is not looking out of it now. Thatj Is that dogofyoursofacrossbreedi
cry? that cry! j asked a gentleman of a canine vender. “No,
I see how it is. There are none of them zar,” was his reply ; “his mother was a
gentle, affectionate cretur.” The man left.
here, or things would not look as they do
Father would not let the weeds grow in
this fashion, nor the thatch fall; and my
mother and my sister never stuffed that
straw through the broken panes
I’ll rap at the door anyhow,
low it sounds. Nobody stirs. All is as si . , . . v
le ” taS UW Sra :mmv’"hS “ *£! an organ! ,hn |STtreat thee and thine as
! 1 How could I expect it to ! Crystal Palace, he felt the Declaration, of kindly as thou and thine have treated me
A gentleman having asked, “How many
dog days there were in a year,” received for
an answer that it was impossible to number
How hoi- them, “as every dog has his day."
3P "
tion had compelled him to resort to an ar
tificial receptacle, is not stated. At any rate,
his entire tin stomach, contents included,
was confiscated as contraband, and adver
tised to be sold at auction for the benefit of
Uncle Sam’s coffers.
A Guilty Conscience.—When Dr. Donne,
after wards Dean of St. Paul’s took possession
of his first living, as he walked into the
churchyard he took up a skull thrown by
the sexton out of the grave, and in it found
a small headless nail, which he drew out
secretly, and wrapt in the corner of his
haudkerchief. He then asked the grave
digger if he knew whose the skull was. He
replied that it was the skull of a person who
kept a spirit shop, and who, having gone to
bed intoxicated, was fouud dead in his bed
in the morning.
“Had he a wife?” asked the doctor. “Yes,”
What character did she bear?” “A very
good one; only the neighbors reflect on her,
because she married the day after her hus
band’s burial.”
A few days afterwards the doctor paid
her a visit, as if by accident: asked her some
questions, and, at last, of what sickness her
former husband died. As she was telling
him the same story as the sexton, he open
ed his handkerchief, and cried in an author
itative voice: “Woman, do you know this
nail?” Struck with horror she instantly
confessed the murder.
Quaker Toast.—“This from me and
mine to thee and thine. I wish when thou
and thine come to see me and mine, that
ow.
but I can’t bear this 1 - | ™ in g u ? ,n h,s bosou ^
blossom as it was
The elderberry is in uiuaouui <» u. Jrish. counsel being questioned by a
when I ran away;, and e wo ® ^ judge to know‘‘for. whom was he concern- folks love thee and thy folks
fresh ns ever running up to tl e w,„dow ;J = a ;b concerned, my lord, for in.,. .„v.r was folks, si
that mv mother opened to call after me. \ u » ’ T . j / .v
MV cheek was likelhe rose when I went; 1 “> «»!»»!<* tor th » ie
away ; but the sun has. made it of another {tendant.
li-Y'. X : V.,:ru£ .
and mine.” This is a new version of the
old compliment, which runs somewhat after
this wise :—*‘I wish thee and thy folks, lov
ed me and my folks, as well as me and my
For : sure,
there never was folks; since folks was folks
that ever loved folks half so well as me aud
j myfolks love thee and thy folks. ”
“I don’t see,” said Mrs. Partington, as
Ike came home from school, and threw his
book into one chair and his jacket into an
other, and his cap on the floor, saving that
he didn’t get the medal; “I don’t see, dear,
why you didn’t get the meddle, for a more
meddlesome boy I never knew. But no
matter; when the adversary cornea round
again you’ll get it.” What hope there was
in her remark for him 1 And he took cour
age and one of the old lady’s doughnuts,
and sat wiping his feet on a clean stocking
that the dame was preparing to dam, that
lay by her side.—Boston Post.
A Friend in Need.—While Mrs. Butler
was playing Juliet at Philadelphia, and just
when she had exclaimed “Oh ! cruel poi
son !” a tall, lean, gaunt, sandy haired med
ical student in the stage box, deepjy absorb
ed in the scene, thrust down his hat on his
head with a convulsive effort, crying out,
in a voice of thunder, at the same time:
“Keep him up, Juliet—I'll run and fetch
the stomach pump!"
Marked Sheep.—In the general rush to
see the President last week, a little child
wasjrun over by some one of the crowd, and
on being asked how his clothes became so
dirty, said that a politician had run over him.
‘How do you know it was a politicianin
quired his mother. “He had a red face,”
was the innocent reply.
“Sir,” said a blustering little man io a
religious opponent, “to what sect do you
think I belong?” “Well, from your size
aud appearance, I should think yon might
belong to a class called the insect." The
little cove struck a bee line for home.
An old lady of Thread-needle street, being
at a loss for a pincushion, made use of aH
onion. - On ! the follomug morning she
found that all the needles had tears in fh e k‘
eyes.