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VOLUME XV.
SA.NDERSVILLE, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY, MAY 22, 1861.
NUMBER 21.
J, M G. MEDL0C&.
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lost papers, for the full space of threemonths—for
then another locust went in and carried
off another grain of corn, and then an
other locust went in and carried off an
other grain of corn, and then another
locust went in and carried off another
grain of corn.’
The king listened With unconquera
ble patience six months more, and he
again interrupted him with :
‘O, fiiend! lam wet-ry of your lo
custs! How soen do yeu think they
will have done ?’
To which the storyteller made an
swer :
‘(J king, who can tell ? At. the time
to which iny story has come, the lo
custs have cleared away a small space,
it may be a cubit, eacli way round the
inside • f the hole; and the air is still
dark with locusts on all sides; but let
the king h ive pat'ence, and no doubt,
we shall come to the end of them in
time.’
'1 hus encouraged, the king listene I
on for another full year, the storyteller
still going on as before:
‘An then another locust wentinand
cm ried off another grain of corn, and
then another locust, went in and car-
red off another gram o 1 'corn, and then
another locust went in and carried off
an ther grain of corn, add then auotli
er locust, went in and carried off anoth-
r grain of corn, and tnen another lo
cust went in and carried off another
gra.n of corn, and then another locust
went in ami carried off another grain
of corn,’ till at last the poor king could
little so,’ observed Mrs.
compelling titles from Executors or Administrators j beap jt nQ ] onger> ail J cr j c d ou t :
where a bond lias been given by the deceased, the
full space of three months.
Publication will always be continued accoriing
to these, the legal requirements, unless otherwise
ordered _____
Miscellaneous.
The King and the Locusts-
A STORY WITHOUT AN END—FOIl CHILDREN.
There was a certain king who, like
many Eastern kings, was very fond of
hearing stories told, To this amuse
ment he gave up all his time; and yet
he was never satisfied. All the exer
tions of all his courtiers were in vain.
The more he heard the more he wanted
to hear. At last he made a pr >elama-
tion, that if any man would tell him a
story that would last forever, he would
make him his heir, and give him the
princess, his daughter, in marriage ;
but if any one should pretend that he
had such a story, but should fa.'—that
is, if the story did come to an end—he
was to have his head chopped off.
For such a rich prize as a beautiful
princess, and a kingdom, many candi
dates appeared; and dreadfully long
stories some of them told. Some last
ed a week, some a mouth, some six
monts; poor fellows, they ali spun them
out as long as they could, you may be
sure, but all in vain; sooner or later
they all came to an end; and, one after
another, the unlucky storytellers had
their heads chopped off.
At last there came a man who said
that he had a story which would last
forever, if his Majesty would he pleas
ed to give him a trial.
He was warned of his danger; they
told him how many others had tried,
and lost their heads; but he said he
was not afraid, and so he was brought
before the king. Lie was a" man of a
very composed and deliberate manner
of speaking; and afterall requisite stip
ulations for a time for ea'ing, drinking
and sleeping, he thus began his store :
'(.), king! there was once a king who
was a great tyrant. A d desiring to
increase his riches, lie seized upon all
the corn and grain in his kingdom, and
put it into ai-Minmense granary, winch
lie built on purpose, as high as a moun
tain.
‘This he did for several years, till
the granary was quite full up to the
top. He then stopped up the doors and
windows, and closed it up fast on all
sides.
‘But the bricklayers had, by acci
dent, left a very small hole near the
top of the granary. An 1 there came a
flight of locusts, and tried to get at th-
corn; but the hole was so small that
only one locust could past through at
a time. So one locust went in and car
ried off one grain of corn, and then an
other locust went in and carried off an
other grain of corn, and then another
locust went in and carried off another
grain of corn, and then another locust
went in and carried off another grain
■of corn, and then another locust went
an -and carried off another grain of corn,
and then another locust went in and
carried off another grain of corn, and
then another locust went in and carri
ed off another grain of corn, and then
another locust went in and carried off
another grain of coin. and then anoth
er locust went in ud errned off’ anoth
er g ain of corn—’
He had gone on thus from morning
to nig t (except while he was engaged
at his meals) for about a month, when
the king, though a very patient king,
began to get rather lired of the locusts
and interrupted his story with —
‘Well, well, we have had enough of
the locusts; we will suppose that they
have helped themselves to the corn
they wanted; tell us what happened
afterwards.’
To which the storyteller answered
very deliberately:
‘If it pleases your Majesty, it is im
possible to tell you wha. happened aft
erwards before I have told you what
happened first.’
And then he went on again:
‘And then another locust went in
and carried oft’ another grain of corn,
and then another locust went in and
carried off another grain of corn, and
‘O, m;in, that is enough! Take my
daughter! Take my kingdom ! Take
anything! every thing! only let us
h« ar no more of your abominable lo
custs !’
And so the storyteller was married
to the king’s daughter, and declared
heir to tlie — throne; and nobody ever
expressed a wish to hear the rest of his
story, for he said it was impossible to
come to the other end of it till he ha 1
done with the locusts. The unreason
able caprice of the foolish king was
thus overmatched by the ingenious de
vices of the wise man.—Litters from
an officer in India.
Madam Scandal- f
A long time ago, in the Western
part of England, there lived an aged
couple, whose time had past away since
early youth, in every day round of
hum liie, and who had never been
known to have the lea t lllfeeling to
ward each other since the time when
good old Parson Ileriut had united
them in the holy bond of wedlock
twenty-fiveyears before. St well was
the fact of" their conjugal happiness
known, that they were spoken of far
and near as the happiest pair in Eng
land. N w, tue Devil (excuse Lie at)-
rupr mention of Ins name) had been
trying for twenty years to create what
is called ‘a luss in the family,’between
these old companions. But much to
his mortification, he had u t been able
to induce the old gentleman to grum
ble about breakfast being too late, or
the old woman to give a single curtain
lecture.
After repeated efforts the Devil be
came discouraged, and had he not been
a person of great determination, he
would doubth-ss have given up the
work in despair. 0 e day, as he w .Ik
ed in a very surly mood, after another
attempt to get the oid lady to quarn 1
a'iout the pigs getting into the yard,
he met an old woman, a near neighbor
of the aged couple. As Mr. Devil and
the neighbor were very particular
friends, Lhey must needs stop on the
way and chat a little.
‘Good mo- ning, sir,’ said she, ‘and
pray whai on earth makes you look so
bad this morning; isn’t the controversy
between the churches doing good
service ?’
‘Yes.’
‘Isn’t Deacon W. making plenty of
bad WhGky?’
* iVs.’
‘Well, what is the matter, my high
ly honored master.’
‘Everythingis go ng on well enough,’
replied tlie devil, ‘but,’ and he looked
as sour as a monkey on a crab apple
tree, ‘old Bluford and Ins wife over
here are injuring the cause terribly fry
their bad examp.e, and after trying f ir
yea s to induce them to do rignt, I
inu-t say, I consider them hopeless.’
The hag stood a moment in deep
thought.
‘Are you sure that you have tried
every way ?’
‘Everything I can think of.’
‘Are you certain?’
‘Yes.’
‘Well,’she replied, ‘if you will pro
mise to make me a preseut of a new
pair of shoes, in case I succeed, I vyill
make an attempt myself and see if I
euu’t raise a quarrel between them.’
To this reasonable request the devil
gladly assented. The hag we t her
way to old B uford’s house, and found
Mrs. Bluford busily engag 'd m getting
things ready for hei husbands com
fort <>n h s return from work. After
the usual compliments had passed, the
following dialogue took place:
‘Well friend B., you and Mr. B. have
lived together a iong time ?’
‘Five and twen v years, come No
vember,’ replied Mrs. B.
‘And all this time you have never
had a quarrel.’
‘Not one.’
‘I am truly glad to hear it,’ contin
ued the hag; 'I considered it my duty
to warn you, though this is tlie case,
you must not expect it to be always.
Have you not observed that of late
Mr. B. has grown grown peevish and
sullen at times?’
Picking Ur a Pin.—A young man
once went with letters of recom nenda-
tiou to a large banking establishment.
He called on the gentleman who sat at
the head of it, full of hope and confi
dence tnat lie should obtain employ
ment. Tue geutieman heard what lie
had to sac, looke over his lette s lias-
lilv, handed them back to him : ‘We
have nothing for you to do sir ’ The
young man felt liis heart sink within
him. He was ready to burst into tears.
But there w-is no Uiolp for it, sb he
made a how and retired. As he was
pissing in front of the building, there
was a pin lying on the pavement. He
stooped down ami picked it up, and
then stuck i careful.y under his coat.
The gentleman with whom he had just.
..een speaking was standing at the
window, and saw what took place. In
an instant tiie thought occurred to him
that the young man who had such
habits of carefulness as to stop in such
a moment of disappointment and pick
up a pm, woud make a useful man.
He sent immediately and called him
back. He gave him an humble situa
Lon in his establishment. From that
he rose by degrees, till he became the
principle partner in the coiieern, and
eventually a man of immense wealth,
and tlie chief banker in Paris. So
much for good, careful h bits.
Coming Home —One may be very
happy while away from home, but he
is verv glad to return to it. Tue plain
est old familiar dish is better than the
daintiest epicurean bill of fare abroad.
Onejs own little room, with its handy,
compact belonging, is preferable to alt
the marble halls swept through by
silk-clad dames. ‘Home!’ one is more
tuan ever impressed by the insignifi
cance of that word when in the rough
est hamlet and most desolate looking
hut, but it may mean much to those
who were horn in it. It is a beautiful
trait, this clinging t) the very soil of
One’s own birth place, sterile and un
attractive as it may be to those who
have no such associations.
‘A Very
Bluford.
‘I knew it,’ continued the hag, ‘and
let me warn you to be on your guard.’
Mrs. B. did think she had better do
so, and asked advice as to how she
should manage the case,
‘Have vou not notic -d,’ said the hag,
‘your husband had a bunch of long
harsh hair growing on a mole under
his chin on the side of his throat ?’
‘Yes.’
‘These are the cause of the trouble,
and as long as they remain you had
better look out. Now, as a friend, I
would advise you to cut them off the
first, time you get a chance, and thus
end the trouble.’
Soon i.fier this the hag started for
home and made it conv nient to meet
Mr. B. on the way. Much the same
talk in relation to his domestic happi
ness passed between him and the old
woman.
‘But friend Bluford,’ said she, ‘I
think it my duty as a Christian, fo
warn you to be on your guard, for I
tell you your wife intends your ruin.’
01 I Mr. B. was very in ch aston
ished, vet hecould not whollv discredit
her word*. When he reached home
lie threw himself'on a bed in perplexi
ty, and feigning himself to sleep, stud
ied the matter over in his mind. Ills
wife, thinking this a good opportunity
for cutting off the obnoxious hair took
h r hu-bami’s razor and crept softly to
liis side. Now ilie old la y was very
much frightened at holding a razor so
close to her husband’s neck, and ner
hand was not so steady as it once was;
so between the two, she went to work
very awkwardly, ami pulled the hairs
instead of cutting them off.
Mr. B. opened h.s eyes, and there
stood his wife with a razor at his throat.
After what had been told him, and
seeing this, he could not doubt she in
tended to murder him. He sprang
from the bed in horror, and no expla
nation or entre ty could convince him
to the contrary; so from that tirm there
was jaw, jaw, quarrel and wrangling
all tue ti ne.
With delight the devil heard of the
faithful emissary, anil sent her word
that if she would tn et him at the • nd
of the lane,“lie would pay her the shoes.
At the appointed time she repaired to
the spot, and found the devil at the
place. He put the shoes on the end of
a pole, and standing on the opposite
j side of the fence, ban led them over to
! her. Sue was much pleased with them,
they were exactly the article.
‘But there is one thing. Mr. Devil,
that 1 wo dd like to have explained ;
that is, why did you hand them to me
on a stick ?’
‘Veiyiasv to explain,’ replied he.
‘Any one who has the cunning ami
meanm ss to do as you have done, don’t
get nearer than twenty feet of me.’ So
saying he fled in terror.
"After a while die old wmnan died,
and w hen she applied for admittance
to the lower regions the devil would
not let ner in for fear she might de
throne him, as she was much liis supe-
n r. So the old woman is condemned
to wander over the world, creating
quarrels and strife in peaceful families
and neighborhoods.
Would you know her name?
It is Madam Scan al. W hen she
died, the young Scandals were left or
phans, but the devil, in consideiation
of uast services done by the mother,
adopted them, and so you see he is
father to that respectable class called
scandal mongers. R aler, don’t you
know some of the family ?
A Mother’s Love-
Who is there who does not acknowl
edge and bow in reverence to a moth
er’s love? What is it that causes the
eve to fill? that refuses utterance to
speech, and overwhelms with utter
loneliness in the midst of life ? Deny
it not, truant heart; it is the sacred ness
ofa mother’s love—feit through long
years, it mav be, yet always pure, ever
sacred blessing and refreshing! Gen
tle mother! tenderest, truest, and the
best of friends! constant in love,
ih weal and woe—in deformity or
health, in honor or shame, through
evil and good report—thy affections
know no change nor the shadow of
turning! Blessings on thee! Earli
est memories link together and throw
holiness on thy name. Sacred to tlie
heart is the memory of a mother’s
love!
Such were the reflections suggested
by an incident in the great drama of
life. A poor victim of intemperance
was staggering horn-ward—no, he
knew not whither—when ne fell heavi
ly to ihe earth. Stunned and bruised
by the fall, he lay for a moment insen
sible, but as'isiance soon restored him
to consciousness, and to a sense of his
degradation.
‘I thank you gentlemen,’ said he
falieringly, ‘it was a hard fall, but I am
better now. I’ve had many such. It is
nothing alter you get used to it,’ and
be biugl ed as he prepared to start
again on his way.
‘What a pity,’ remarked a spectator,
‘that you should tlius debase your
manhood by such selfish indulgence in
strong drink.’
‘You are a lemperance lecturer, I
suppose,’ sneered tlie inebriate.
“No, f iend,’ replied the gentleman,
‘I am not a temperance lecturer—at
least not otie profess-dly; but I neglect
no opportunity to speak a word in la-
vor of that honest cause.’
‘You are a preacher then, mav be.’
‘No.’
‘Well, whatever you are, I want
none of your advice.’
‘I merely meant it for your good,’
mildly answered the geutieman. ‘Are
vou married ?’
‘No.’
‘You have sisters and brothers ?’
‘Yes—but tiiey don't know me now.’
‘Have you a father T
‘No, he died long since.’
‘A mother?’
'There was a deep silence.
‘You do not answer; have you a
mother?’
The silence that ensued was broken
by the sobs of the wretched man
“•On, God! oh, God!’ he exclaimed,
‘she too is dead! I broke her li art
many years since bv my conduct. My
poor, poor mother! So good, kind—so
gentle and forgiving!’ and he smote his
breast m tlie bitterness of his anguish.
Unhappy man—oh, how unhappy at
that moment. Through all the vicis
situdes of life, a mother’s love had fol
lowed him, entreating, uiging, implo
ring him to forsake evil, and cling only
to that which is right. In vain had
she striven—he had gone on blindly,
perversely, recklessly, till now he was
broken down in health, fortune and re
putation, an outcast from society, dis
owue . by his own flesh and b ood!
Yet, in the midst of this accumulation
of wretchedness, there came repioaeli-
f i 1/ though full of lot e across the wi a-
ry waste of year , a mother’s voice,
sweet and sad, and the heart bowed
in grief to its appeal.
Honor to woman! Without her
smiles the woild would lose its bright
ness, society’s charm would exist no
longer—(Juris iarmy would languish
without her aid or approval. ‘In
whose principles,’ said the dying
daughter of Eihau Allen, to her skep
tical father, ‘in.whose principles shall I
die—your’sor those »f iny Christian
mother?’ The stern old hero of Ti
eonderoga brushed a tear from his eve
as he turned away, and with the same
rough voice that summoned the British
to surrender, now tremulous with deep
emuton, said—‘lu your mother’s child
in your mother’s.’
Pure Pleasure.
Religion is rich with pure influen
ces—for it is a principle infinitely va
ried—it presides over the different pha
ses of human life, and sanctions and
hallows them all. Religion forbids
folly, forbids an empty, frivolous liv
ing-—and who wishes to live so? Re
ligion bids us have a time for all things,
and wisely live for a higher and purer
destiny than any of this earth. It bids
us not to be profane or indolent, or li
centions, or wasteful. Who wishes to
be so ? But it does not stop us of one
true joy. It forbids not one innocent
amusement. L >ok up at the sky—is
not a-1 expression of cheerfulness and
jov there, blended with purity ? L ok
abroad upon the earth—is not nature
glad? Has not God dimpled the valleys
into smiles and thrown sunlight over
the water, and crowned the bids with
Breakfast Table Talk-
BY THE BEV. JOHN TODD, D. D.
On a verv cold wintrv morning, the
Home Light.—Even as the sun
beam is composed of millions of miu-
uie .ays, tne home ligut must be con
stituted of little tendernesses, kindly
looks, sweet laughter, gentle words,
loving counsels; it must not be like the
torch-blaze of natural excitement,
which is easily quenched, but like tlie
serene, chastened light which burns as
safely in the dry east wind as in tlie
stillest atmosphere. Let each bear the
other’s burden the while—leteaeli cul
tivate the mutual confidence, which is
a gift capable of increase and improve
ment—and soon it will be found that
kindness will spring up on every side,
displacing constitutional unsuitability,
want of mutual knowledge, even as we
have seen sweet violets and primroses
dispelling the gloom of the gray sea-
rocks.
Anything but That.—Dip the
Mississippi dry with a teaspoon, twist
your heel into the toe of your boot;
make postmasters perform their prom
ises; send up fishing hooks with bal
lo.ms and bob for stars; when a ran*
storm is coming like the cataract of
Niagara, remember where you left
your umbrella; choke a musquito with
a bri.k-bat; in short, prove all things
heretofore considered impossible, but
never attempt to coax a woman to say
she will, when she has made up her
mind to say she won’t.
The plague in Europe Asia, and
Africa, commencing iu the year 588,
lasted for fifty years.
rejoicing? It is true, life has many
and grave* duties; different spheres in
life have different measures of duty—
and the true conscience must always
consult circumstances without, ami
the great law within; but pleasure and
amusement—religion forbidsthem not;
it gives them a more genuine and de
lightful ministry than anything else
can. But not only this: It sows within
us the seeds of an undying joy that
fails not when outward means of hap
pi ness fail—when animal spirits grow
feeble and low, when sorrows darken
and care appall. This it gives us.
shedding abroad a holy serenity ou tlie
hear., and imparting a calm instre to
the brow. It is a principle of truth,
and therefore it allows us nothing that
is treacherous; all that is grateful and
good it opens for us in abundant mea
sure. It reveals new sources of hap
piness. It makes the spire of grass and
the star beautiful ministers of delight.
And do we think that we must sacri
fice pleasure by choosing religion as
our guide and our end? It is a sad
mistake, as they well know who cling
to the chalice • f sin, and drink the bit
terness .of its dregs. Do not hesitate to
follow Christ, because you think your
pleasure will be lost. Every real-
source of enjoyment, every truly plea
sant thing it sanctions, and depnves-us
only of the evil, and even for this it far
more than repays us. It may check a
boisterous folly, it bestows enduring
peace of mind. It may" put back the
hand that reaches out after clustering
deceits, but it lights the pale cold face
with a smile in death. Nothing that
is lawful now, will be less a pleasure
then—it- will be deeper aud more ben
eficial.
A Miserable xxcuse-
I once heard a careless fellow say
that he ‘professed nothing, aud lived
up to it;’ but ‘professing nothing’ does
not exonerate a man at all, so far as
relates to the personal maintenance of
honor, purity and truth. The man
„ h , would excuse a lapse from virtue,
or any o diqmty of conduct, ou the
ground that he did not profess any
thing, simply announces to me the ex
ecrable proposition that every man has
a kind or degree of right to be a rascal
until he pledges himself to bj some
thing better. There are altogether too
many men in the world who are keep
ing themselves easy With tue tliougut
that if tney are not very good they
never professed to be—as if tins failure
uubiicly to pronounce themselves on
the side cf the highest morality were
a sufficient apology for minor delin
quencies! It seems to be a poultice of
poppies to some sensitively inflamed
cons.lences that, whatever they may
have done, they have never broken
promises voluntarily made to do rignt,
as it there were a release from the ob
ligations to do right in failing to make
the promise! It it will help a mail to
do right, publicly to profess to do
right, and do good to other men by
placing his influence on the right side,
then the first duty a man ow.es to his
race is to make this declaration. - But
I will not linger here, because iny
words have led me to tiie discussion of
the obligation of those who nave made
a profession of Christianity, a.id taken
upon themselves the vows of Christian
Cuureh membership.
\V hen a man joins a Christian church
he becomes related to that Cnuroh in
the same way that nature makes him
related to humanity. Trie reputation
of tue Cuureh is placed in his keeping
He cannot do an unchristian tiling
without injury to the Cuureh, or with
out depreciating, in the eyes of the
world, every other member. Tuink.
what a blow is inflicted upon the
Church of Jesus Christ by such seau-
dalous immoralities as some of its most
prominent members have been guilty
of—by forgeries, and adulteries, and
drunkenness! Tuese case%^are not
common, but when they ocimr they
are blows under which the Church
reels. The outside world looks on and
scoffs.
‘Ah! That’s your Christianity is it.’
—l\mothy Tiicomb.
At an evening party, lately, ayoung
mail from Englatid was boasting of
the pedigiee, wealth and importance of
his ancestors.
‘O yes said Sam H., your father
and mine spent part of their lives to
gether.’
‘Where was that?’ sharply inquired
the oilier.
‘In the Bloomingdale poor-house,’
was the stinging reply.
Idleness is hard work for those
who are not used to if; and dull work
for thos- who are. Nothing is so bard
to do, as to do nothing.
boys who had come to keep New Year
with their uncle, came down to break-"
fast the moment the bell rang. The
winds nowied over the fields, murmur
ed through the limbs of the bare trees,
and where they could, whistled thro’
the key hole. Every f w moments a
heavy gust would beat agninst the old
house, but it stood firm. It was very
plain there would be no going out to
play on that day; and it was just as
plain that the boys had come down to
breakfast with sharp appetites.
‘Bays,’ said the uncle, when all were
seated at the table, ‘what were you
disputing about so early this morn
ing? Perhaps I can help one or both
of you.’
‘Wuy,’ said John, about twelve
years of age, ‘we were wondering why
God is so often c tiled Providence.
Why should He have such a name
I said it was because He provides
things, an l J i nes says that can’t be
the reason, because He also guards us,
and yet we don’t call Him Guar
dence 1’
‘You have both studied Latin?’
‘A little, uncle.’
‘ What does pro video mean ?’
‘It means to see before, does it not?’
‘Yes. Now tell me how long it has
taken to get this br akfest ready ?’
‘How long? Way, sir, it may be an
hour.’
‘Why, it has taken thousands of
years to get this breakfast ready for
y ur eating!’
‘0 i uncle ! how can that be ?’
‘Let us see. Wnut fish is that be
fore you ?’
“Salmon, sir.’
‘Very well, ne probably wns hatch
ed up some river in Greenland several
years ago, and has been kept to grow,
till he was a large fish. But it took
years and years for the trees to grow
out of which the vessel was built that
went to Gj^eeulan I after him. That
tea which your aunt is pouring out,
most likely, grew at the f mt of the
hilis in Ch n.t, hundreds of miles from
the ship that brought it here. Tn it
coffee, many years ago, for I have had
it in my keeping ton years, grew in
Java; a long while ago t at mutton
chop grew in Canada, and the sheep
were driven to us here. Tue salt was
rrade from the waters of the ocean at
one of the West India islands. The
wheat, that our bread was made of,
grew in Missouri. That butter was
made in Vermont. Thatsugar, in your
coffee, was made in the island of Cuba.
That pepper, which I sprinkle on my
meat, grew in Ceylon. Those cups
were made in France. Tiiat tin coffee
pot had to be dug out of the mines in
England. That cream is the grass and
hay of our own fields turned into milk.
Now, don’t you see, my boys, how
muen time, and c ire, and labor, and
seeing before, (pro video) it has cost to
get one comfortable breakfast ready for
my hungry nephews? God done all
this; He foresees, provides it all, brings
all things together, at the right time
and c ie right place, and thus He is
called Providence or the Foreseer.’
‘But, uncle, you said it had taken
thousands - f years to get this breakfast
ready. We can’t see that ?’
‘What was our breakfast cooked
with ?’
‘Cooked with? Why, with the fire,
sir 1*
‘Yes, and what was the fire made
of?’
‘Made of coal.’
‘To be sure. And that coal was
made under the ground thousands of
years ago; provided for this very pur
pose. And thus G-»d goes before us,
years and ages before we are born ;
foresees what we shall need, and get
ting it all ready. This is providing—
foreseeing. And thus He is called
Providence, or the Foreseer. Do you
now understand?’
‘Thank you uncle, it’s all plain
now.’
Virtue.—The ereationsof the sculp
tor may moulder in tlie dust—the
wealth of the bard may wither—the
throne of the conqueror may be shiv
ered by an opposing power into atoms
—the fame of the warrior inav no long-
ar be hymned by the recording min
strels; but Virtue, that which hallows
the cottage and sheds a gloiy around
the palace, shall never-decay. It is cel
ebrated by angels of' God—it is writ
ten on the pillows of heaven and re
flected down to earth. The rock-
breaker who possesses it is more noble
than the intriguing statesman. I would
rather have the inward glory with
which the poor man is crowned, than
overshadow the world with martial
banners. I would not exchange his
lot for the reputation of a Raphael—
the inspiration of a Byron—the elo
quence of a Mirabeau, or the intellect
of a Bacon. I may be despised here—
but if I possess it, then shall I tower
above them all when the guilty shall
tremble in their secret places, as they
behold the heavens rolled together as
a scroll.
True religion is not a routine of cer
emonies, nor yet the essence of any
special creed. Tne religious sentiment
is inherent in every nation of the hu
man race. It gives a heautyof its own
to all the external forms of creatii n,
and every thing that is true and noble
in man’s soul springs' from its source.
The average coinage of the mint of
Great Britain for the last ihnty years
is eighteen million pounds sterling per
annum.
Telegraphic Despatches
Office of the Mouth : at one end of
the line.
Office of the Stomach : at the other
end of it.
DESPATCH.
Inquiry—Mouth to stomach : ‘Are
you ready for breakfast?’
Stomach—‘Yes. W hat are you go
ing to send ?’
Mcuth—‘You will see. Prepare !’
The table bell rings. Body hurries—
drops into a chair. Mouth opens, and
down goes, a3 quickly as possible, a
cup of coffee at a temperature of one
hundred and forty-five degreesFarren-
heit. It burns the whole xEsophageal
track as it passes it, und when it goes
into the Stomach, burns it, and the
stomach contracts and shrivels* and
finally scr eches - and the
Mouth says—‘Hallo I What is the
matter ?’
Stomach—‘Matter? Enough, I
should think. Do you not know that
I cannot endure slush at one hundred
and forty to one hundred *nd sixty
d grees of heat ?’
Mouth—-‘Oh, never mind 1 Here
comes some beef-steak with hot fried
potaioes, hot rolls, and poor butter—
some salad With vinegar, some buck
wheat cakes and molasses. These will
heal it.’
Stomach—‘Stop! What earthly use
is there in sending t ese down here,
ail at a time? Tney’ll make a hodge
podge. ’
Mouth—‘Here comes some more cof
fee !’
Stomach—‘Hold on ! Wait! Give
me some water!’
Mouth—‘Water! Water! Water,
when you can get coffee? You must
be crazv—water ha9 no nourishment,
in it. One wants water only when one
is dry.’
Stomach—‘I am thirsty. Give me
some water.’
Mouth—‘Cannot do it—they haven’t
any water up here. If they have, it is
hot, and I doubt if they have any of
that. Persons do not like water, and
vou, O stomach, are eccentric; so stop
complaining, and get ready for some
more f od—‘take the good the gods
pr vide vou, and be content. \re you
ready ? I am in a hurry. Up here,
time is money. I have to furnish you
with material out of which strength i3
to.be gotten for the body’s use to d iy,
and I have ten minutes al'owed me for
this purpose. Now, the afterpart is
your lookout, not mine. Take notice !
Are you ready? Here comes apple-
pie, fried chickens, tripe, tomato cat
sup, boiled ham, minute pudding, corn
bread and cucumbers; pepper; salt,
gravy, mince pie, another cup of cof
fee—so look out I
Stomach—‘Look out! Oh, murder!
What am I to do ? Do ! I must grind
away at it, like a horse in a bark-mill,
till i am worn out. Under such a con
dition of things as this, I shall break
down in a fourth, part of the time which
I might work; but then the mouth—
and for that matter, the heart, too, will
be still, and I shall beat peace!’—
Prairie Farmer.
Since the rage for distress and fine-,
rysetin—since extravagance became
a womanly beauty, and to live beyond
one’s m. ans a social requirement—
since the loom and the workshop have
taken tlie p ace of birth and rtfinment,
and the moneyed vulgarian is counted
higher than the penniless aristocrat—
since woman have been ranked by
what they wear and not by what they
are, and a becoming toilette is account
ed equal to a personal grace--since
none but a remnant of the faithful,
dare to hold themselves aloof from lux
ury aud fashion—more families have
been ruined than has ever been known
bi fore, and the boasted happiness of
the English home is fast becoming a
fable aud a myth.
It is a remarkable circumstance that
nine tenths of the slanders uttered are
aimed at individuals the least deserv
ing of it, and who have given the least
cause. If' we were to trace the venom
to its original source, we should gensr-
ally find that the human reptile from
whom it sprang was so utterly worth
less, and so far beneath anger, as to
occasion to sensible men more aston^
isipnent tnan any other feeling.
A clear unblemished character com
prehends, not only the integrity that
will n t offer, but the spirit that will
not submit to an injury; and whether
it belongs to an individual or toa com
munity, it is the foundation of peaCe of
i ndependence, and of safety.
We can conceive of nothing so little
or ridiculous as pride. It is a mixtuie
of in ensibility, and ill-nature, in
which it is hard to say which has the
largest share.
The man everybodv likes is gener
al I v a fi d. The man nobody likes is
us sally a knave. The mm who has
friends who vtovld die for him, and
foes who would love to see him broiled
alive; is usually a man of some worth
aud force.
The graatest pleasure of life is love;
the greatest treasure, contentment; the
greatest possession, health; the great
est ease, sleep; and the beat medicine,
a true friend.
Kindnesses are are slowed away in
the heart, like rose leaves in a drawer,
to sweeten every object mound them.
When men will not listen to
us, they are not, therefore, necessarily
devoid of wisdom.