The Thomson advertiser. (Thomson, Ga.) 1866-1874, October 15, 1870, Image 1

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$2 00 PER AKKIJSI. GEORGIA RAILROAD SCHEDULE. SCPEIIINI'ES DENTS OFFICE Ga. R. R. Cos., ) Augusta, Ga., Hay i'3,1870. f On and after Sunday, loth inst., th Passenger TrainE on the Georgia Railroad will run as follows: DAY PASSENGER TRAIN, (Sunday Excepted.) Leave Augusta at 7 15 A. M Leave Atlanta at 7 00 A. M Arrive at Augusta at S 45 P. M Arrive at Atlai mat 7 10 P. M NIGHT PASSENGER TRAIN. Leave Augusta at 9 50 P. M Leave Atlanta at 5 15 P. II Arrive at Augusta at 4 00 A, M rriveat Atlanta at S 00 A. M S K. JOHNSON, Superintendent. SOUTH CAROLINA RAILROAD. PMBCDger Trains leave Charles ton r-t S.SO a. m., and 7.30 p. m., connecting at Augusta with trains or Atlanta and New Orleans. • Trains for Charleston leave Augusta at 7.50 a. m. and 4.10 p. m. Tf&lns for Columbia leave Charleston at 8.30 n. m., and Augusta at 7.50 a. m., and arrive at Columbia at 4.40 p. va.y connecting with trains aroint North. ,4. C. I^ICCALU, ATTORN E Y A T L A AY. {Office at Rail Road Hotel,) CONYERS, GEORGIA. YTJTLL Practice in Newton and adjoining v"V counties 43tf Call and Settle Ip. OUR FRIENDS an •! Custom, i-• will plcaet* accost our thanks for their very liberal patronage for year, and will placo ub under renewed ob ligations* by an early liquidation of their accounts, Feb. 4,1870. —loif ANDERSON & HUNTER. L. B. Akdersoh. A. C. McCalla. ANDERSON & McCALI A, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, COVINGTON, GA WILL attend regularly, and practice in the Superior Courts of the Comities of Newton, Butts, Henry, Spalding, Pike, Monroe, Uptron, Jasper, Walton, DeKalb, Morgan and Gwiuuett.— New Flioto ri’in hic Gallery. I HAVE cOTn'detnd my NEW GAbhF.lt,Y over the POST OFFICE, and am satisfied that I San, with nit- new Skv bight, take a* Fine a *ieture aYftny Artist in the State. As 1 u-e He but the very best niatetia!, f will guaratee Jttisfaction to ail in need 6f Pioturee. Give me & call and examine - • dtoena. J. W. CRAWFORD, Artist. OoViogton, Ga., Nov. 26, LBC9.—4 30tf DENTAL CARDJL '' "• IlT: N If Y, DENTIST, COVINGTON, GEORGIA. Office front room up stairs ov *r D. W) Spence's Store.—l 22tf JOHN S. CARROLL, dentist COVINGTON, GEORGIA,/ Filled, or New ones Inserted, In th* best Style,and on. BjagouabjeTerm# Office Rear of R. King'sfltorc.—Crf? "* hotels? tJOVINGTON I Dr. CARY COX, Trop’r. THIS HOTEL bat been thoroughly " e<l throughout. The proprietor ■* -a and neither trouble m ■ expen • b i't '■ ' ■_ re eotnfort of I is g . -ts, he nnv a i . Red R00m.,..- ! Carpeted lis floors. t bli-a sri.l • lit. •id >•{ v, i:h •’ o best thut ■■ ... bo procured iti tb oouttr: . - ly-1t SHWETWESJ IE-XG3USESJS3, COVINGTON, G A., rpiir '■ J •and the if. ' ' ’ will net “make it a favorite r< 1 1 •at ' , s i ■-pul lie 6-Ms G !■'. MERIWF.TiinR, Pr- ;,’r. P L 7TmT E n“s 13 OTE L , Augusta, Grobgia, This well known first class Ilcf-iia •• ■ r - pened for the =,cv m-nodation of 'nc Bug public, if It t’ •* a r-iratiee that, those ho >y nave oecasinn to v -it A ’ • . : . "ft 1 ! ' ; -o omfortable. As this Motel U now eomp>t it very !)■■’ artr- 1 or,t. the I'm; r , tor ; or,-: ' r by rie't and personal attention, to merit a share of ■ üblic patronage. JOHN A, GOLDSTEIN, Pro’p, mm '" JEWELER’S CA To si rTsy7 t in sle y , Watchmaker & Jeweler Is fully prepared to Repair Watches, Clock and Jewelrv in the best Style, at short notice, All Work Done r.t Old Prices, and Warranted. 2d door below the Court House.—stf JEWELRY! JEWELRY! ■ HAVE JUST OPENED a Fine lot of Jewelry, JL including ill the late styles of Ladies’ Fine Gold Breast Pit sand Ear Sings, also Shell, J-t, Cornelian,and Pearl Breast Pin -, end Bracelets, Gent’s Shell, Jet, Hair, Steel, and Leather, Watch Chains, Finger Rings, Ac. Also, anew lot of Watches and Clocks, and a full supply °f Spectacles, Cases, &c. 1 respectfully invite a call from the ladies, and all in w ant of anything In my line. J. LEVY. ’ BRICK roil SALE, TITE undersigned have at their Kiln near CONYERS, 1 2 5,0 0 0 First Class Brick now ready for deliverv, which they will sell at a fair price. W e have a sufficient force of hands in the yard, to keep on hand a constant supply As the Yard is conveniently located on the Ga R. R., any order sent us for Brick, will be promptly filled. A sample of our Brick can be even, in a few days, at th. 'tot e of‘T< 'MMI-A S S TER AR L Atlanta, Ga., also at theoffice of J. J. SPENCEK, R. R. Agent, Covington, o ALLAWAY, Conyers, Ga—37.f D. T. WHITE. Grapes Wanted. I WILL make up on shares, Catawba, Warren, Fox, and Muscadine Grapes into Wine.— Also Cider, Wine and Perry, from Apples and Pears, Grapes and Fruit to be delivered at my residence, 8 miles south weft of Covington. .OaSli paid for Grapes delivered to me, or at the store of Bee & *Son, CovingV«>n. Grape and Fruit Wines, and Vinegar for sale. Aug. 12. A c - Cook - THE THOMSON ADVERTISER. KEW SHOP. North of the Court House, FM\ <.} COVINGTON, GA. Having procured the services of first class Workmen, and working nothing but the best material, I will guarantee satisfaction to all, at as low prices as HOT same work can be done in the Btate, GUNSMITIIING a specialty, 44tf CARY COX. Visitors to riis GREAT STATE FAIS AT ATLANTA, Will find something that they want nt PHILLIPS & CREWS’ PALATIAL ROOK AND MUSIC STORE, Corner of Marietta and Peachtree Streets. {39~Don*t fail to Call.—46tf STEAM COTTOH GIN, TT7E INVITK the attention of those liavingr YY Cotton to Gin, to our Steam Gin, located on Rail Road flreet, Covington, which is now in full operation. Four to Six can be baled and delivered per day. No further guarantee of the qualify of the Ginning need be given, thau to say we usa the Celebrated ciYXivs.e o-iisr. The improved UTLEY PRESS will bo uped, which will be another guarantee for handsome packages. The rates of Ginning will be such as prevail in the vicinity. ‘BAGGING and TIES will be furnished at the Giu when desired. Cash w ill bo always on hand to pay for remnants and full packages. HENDERSON dr HARRIS. Covington, Ga., Sept. 16, 1870.—44tf visirbiTs to thl STATE FAIR. TO BE HELD IN ATLANTA, O'JTOBHE 19th, 1370, Are hereby notified that the .Chonpost PEace in the City TO BUY TIIEIU zr tj -n. xt x -ct ?r?w, ‘te * m at HOJSDEATJ & CO'S, !5 Decatur Street, < _ . it' the “Lt. I. Kir doll ii r.L ’\F-3CH & ousrvS L 1 N I M E N T ! An Infallible Remedy for It II E U .11 A TIS M, NUUUAI. GI A, And Similar Diseases. This is no 1 ■ ;M and n wly cnUi.n up I’ntent Medicine, but is more than j years old, Ravin been kepi frtj i the u’, ” it " c '.be : t!l) of t’ e invci tor, until it v,-,,. ,proved and perfected by the present pro ] Fetors, utuler whoso name it is now offered for s.dc. PRICE—ONI? DOLLAR PER BOX. For sale in Conyers, Ga., l»y Ills. LEF A Prepared Ay J. C, BRAiF A!, V .i-hm-'ton, Ga j Address, BRANt III&QUIN, 301,f Washington, Ga. Brown Cos on Cin nnc! Gotten Saec' Wuiier. yaiiliS GTN is well known i.s being one of the 1 bcstofieiedt*. lii • public. In rapidity of work, cloaniug of (V- sm ', tin- clearness of j ruoata, nuns, neatnOoS and etreogth of Con* struotion," it Ims no equal. Parties wishing to purchase, or to i; ■ Father ijifta eioliun i.i re gard to tho Gin or ilulD-r, can do so by refer ence to 41 B. STEADMAN, Covington, Ga. A PROCLAMATION. I*l,ooo REWARD. GEORGIA: F.Y KUFU3 B BULLOCK, GOVERNOR OF SAID STATE WHEREAS, It has been reported to this Department by responsible parties, that a mitr. der was committed in the county of Pulaski, during the month of May, 1808, on the person of one Joseph Jennings, colored; and WHEREAS, No arrest has yot been triage of any person or persons charged with the said murder: Now, therefore, I have thought proper to issue this my proclamation hereby offering a reward of One Thousand Dollars for the appre hension and delivery of tho said parties un known, with evidence sufficient to convict, to the Sheriff of said county and Stats. And T do moreover charge and require all officers in this State, civil and military, to be vigilant in endeavoring to apprehend the said parties unknown, in order that th«y may be brought to trial for the offense withwhich they stand charged, Given under my hand and the Great Seal of the State, at the Capitol in Atlanta, this 15th day of September, in the jear of our Lord Eighteen Hundred and Se)onty, and of the Independence of the Uniteii States of America the Ninety-Fifth. RUFUS B, BULLOCK. By the Governor: Dav-io G. Cotting, i | Secretary of State. \ 45 teOMSOI, GA., OCT: 15, 1870. An Answer. Nay, ask not why I loved him With passion deep and strong, Tito knowledge of Love’s mysteries, Does not ?o me belong. presence moved mo strangely With eweet, celestial power, As sunshine, growing on tho bud, Unfurls the fragrant flower 1 His fickleness and falsity Were then to me unknown, And I deemed his passion pecrloss And perfect on my own! I would then have questioned sooner The truth of God above, Than cast one careless doubt on hik — So madly did I love ! He was not what 1 dreamed him then In vision far and fair, But false as Fancy’s phantasms That vanish in the air; !I;s passion was a mockery Os tenderness and truth— llow bitterly I new bewail That vision of my youth ! When I compared my hero To those of storied song, I found enchantment not in them As did to nut belong! All! ns faithless as fate proved him, By his every glance anti tone I do believe in that fair time - Ills heart was all my own. And by that power bewitching I felt when first we met, And by my heart, I know that Past He uovor can forget 1 For Nature changed for him and me In tenderness divine When I gazed in his azure eyes And he smiled down iu mine t Alas ! to me ho was u Power— A Presence of pure love, As sweet as perfumed sighs of Juno, Ab gentle as a dove! But whore my ideal god onoo rcignod So radient and rare, A sorrow keen, u grief profound Now darkens all the air. An idol shattered in the dust, Broke to my wretched face I And stains of shame on Faith’s fair fame, No weeping cun efface t Love’s lute that once sweet music woke— Now riven and unstrung— On earth no more shall echoing sigh The tender songs Hope snug! • Nor min the rays of brightness Tho future years may weor, Iu royalty and radiance With that dear dream ooroparo i And no after time of sweetness Can e’er to me restore The p' ry and the gladness Y.Tiioh life's bright morning wore! Os r-.-:-* lug the onebantment (if a love that vviit; untrue— In Oblivion's turbid wators All Hope’s nr. p Vu 1 too; But when the hi ft great rest is ours, And Life’s last chain is liven, When angels chiis. Hour harps and crowns I'M. er.AiM v !iteam IN Heaven. A Word to .Mothers. Each mother ' a histoii-.u. She writes not tho history of empire- or rs nations on paper, hut the rentes her own history on tho itnpor ishablo mind if her child. That tablet and tl/*fc history will remain indelible when the . ’-ball be no more. That history each mother shall moot aguin, and read with eternal joy or unutterable grief in tho coming age of eternity. The thought should wci. It on the mind of every mother, and render her deeply circumspect, prayerful and faithful in her solemn work of training up hei r heaven < nd immortality. The minds of children are susceptible and easily impressed. A word, a look, may en grave an improseion on the mind of tho child which r:o lapso of time can efface or wash out. You walk along tho sea shore when the tide is out, and you form characters or writo words o r names in the smooth white sand which is spread out so clear and,beautiful at your feet as your fancy may dictate ; but the returning tide shall in a few hours wash out and efface all you have written. Not so the lines and characters of truth and error which your conduct imprints on tho mind of your child. There you write impressions for the everlasting good or ill of your child, which neither the floods nor the slow moving ages of eternity can obliterate.— How careful should each mother be in her treatment of her child ! How prayerful and how seriouß, and how earnest to eternal truths of God on his mind—those truths whioh shall be hie guide and teacher when her voice shall be si lent in death, and lips no longer move in prayer in his behalf, in commending her dear child to her covenant God. “You must admit, doctor,” saida witty lady to a celebrated doctor of divinity, with whom she was arguing the question of the “equality of the sexes,” “you must admit that woman was created before man.” “Well, really, mad am,” said the astonished divine, “I must ask you to provo your case.” “That can bo easily done, sir”’ she naively replied, “Wasn’t Eve the first inaid?” ‘Time works wonders,’ as the old lady said when she got married after a thirteen years' courtship. Hugged Against His Will. A meet ludicrions scene transpired in a placo not* thousand miles from the city of Louisville, one nighc last week, which though a little fcnnoying to tho persons immediately concerned, was just so innocent and funny that we cannot refrain from giving the general outline*, suppressing names of course. Two sprightly and beautiful young iadics were visiting their cousin, another young lady who, like her guests, was of that happy ago which tu-ns everything into fun and merri ment. Ii the truth were told, wo fear we would have to record that these three misses were a Bjtie bit fast. They were fond of play ing practical jokes, and were continually play ing all sorla of pranks with each other. All throe ocajtipied a room on the ground floor, and huddled in one bed. Two of the young Indies attended a party on tho nir ht in question, and did not get homo until half past twelve o’clock at night. As it was lato they concluded not to disturb the household, so they quietly stepped into their room through tho low open window. In about half an hour after they had left for the party a young Methodist minister oallod at the house where they were staying, und craved for a night’s lodging, whioh, of course was granted. As ministers always havo the best of everything, the old Indy put him to sleep in. U'.fe best room, and tho young lady (Fauuie) w,Uo had not gone to tho party, was intrusted, ft:th tho duty of sitting up for tho absent ones and informing thorn of tho change of rooms, Sho took up Lor post in the parlor, and, as tho night was sultry, sleep overcame her, and she departed ou an oxoursion to the land of dreams. We will now return to the young ladies who lind gono to their room through tbo window, by tho dim light of the moonbeams aa they struggled through the curtains, tbo young !a» dicsjwere enabled to descry the outlines of Fannie {as thoy supposed) encoucheil in the middle of the bed. They saw more, to wit, a pair of biots. They saw it all. Fannie had set (lie boots in tho room to give them a good scare. They put their heads together, and determined to turn the tables on her. Silently they disrobed and stealthily as oats they took up their position on each sine of the bed. At a givon signal they both jumped into hod, one on each side of tho unconscious parson, laugh ing and screaming, "Oh, what a wan! Oh, what a man !” and gavo tho poor bewildered minister such a promiscuous hugging and tor acling aa few persons got in tho course of n lifetime. Tho noiio tof tho proceeding awoko tho old lady nho w<v= (.looping in an adjoining room. She com (Unbended the situation iu a moment, and rusliLg to the room, sho opened tho door and exclaimed “Gracious, it is a man—its a man such - ..gti.” Thera was n-.o .—•long'd consolidated scream, a flash of muslin through the door, and all was over. Typos oa tho War. If Louis Napoleon “sets up” ins “1 onrgeois” in solid columns on the kino, the ; reliability :s that they w,!! ne : “ • • ■ ' ; j t . Prussians.—Spring field ,’ournul. More l’koly the Ccimr.ns will knock Napo leon’s columns into “pi” with their “shooting sticks.”—Quiu y Whig. To guard against which, Napoleon should “distribute his loaders" properly, accpi*. iu his columns l - c snug “ciiaso,” and allow no “minion” of the Gorman typo within hi* lines.—Chicago Post. Tho nephew of hi* uncle already begins to realize that he hasn't such a “fat take" as ho expected, the Rhine provinces being “up” and nothing for him but Bismarck's "solid minions. '—lt. I. Union. llo’ll see * * * when the Prussians make a u him and show his column* I heir : n- tiquo “German text" which is tho typo victo* ries are “set” in, and he may also get a '’stick” or two ot' “old English” which he'll find not without a ||, and the lines in Italio won’t help him much. —Davenport Democrat, Nnpohon is good at showing his £3“ in ! ! 1 but his columns may bo “locked up” only to be “plained down'* by Prussian needle guns. His “mutter” will then be “distributed;” his Emperorship bo delivered over to tho “Jcvil his return to Paris be weloomed Ly t t t> » n d a . interpose the career of Ilia mad ambition without necos.-ity for anothor f in hi* history. —Davenport Gazette. Since the precoeding {f’s were perpotratod, Napoleon's “form” has been “locked up,” but can’t bo “justified to lift” any French coin, and evidently cau never he “imposed” on tho soil of Trance. Tho heads of hie columns and all his lines havo been so badly haltered and squabbled, that the last “proof” shows them not worth “revising.” It is too “dirty” for oome-i’am-on, and the typo is too crooked to bo “set up - ’ again. The “devil” may ns well “dump” it in “h an old, falso-bot tomed pkbescite ballot-box. Adioholu, August Seizer—Septombor Shearling.—Banner of Lib erty. A correspondent of the Scientific American writing from Columbia, S. C., propounds tho following ; “My laundress boils a bunch of peach leaves with her clothes to wliiten them. Is it on idea, or is there any chemical action produced? The olothes are certainly very white when they come from her hands ? Ono of tho features of tho approaching Fair nt Augusta will ho a through passenger car to be run from St. Louis. The Eaglo und Phoonix Companies, of Co lumbus, havo recently filled largo orders for A. T. Stewart, for cotton blankets. Good for Georgia manufactures! The Wilo. Woman's like the rose blossoming in the arid deccrt, spreads its rays ever tho bar ren plain of the human heart, and while all * around it is black and desolato, it rises more I strenghtenet! from the absonce of every other charm. In no situation does the love of wo man appear more beautiful than in that of a wife; parent, brethren and friends, have claims upon tho affections, but the lovo of a wifo is of a distinct and different nature. A daughter may yield her life to the persorvation of u parent—a sister may devoto herself to a suf foiin ; brother, hut tho feelings which induco her to this conduct aro not such as those which load a wifo to follow the husband of hor ohoieo through every pain and peril that, can befall him, to watch ovsr him in danger, to cheer him in adversity, and ever remain unaltered at his side in the depths of ignominy and shame. It is an heroic devotion which a wo man displays in her adhemnee to the fortunes of a hapless husband. When we behold her domestic scones, a mere passive orenturo of enjoyment—an intellectual joy, brightening the family circle which her endearments aro calculated to impart—wo can scarcely credit that tho fragile being, who seems to hold her existence by a thread, is capable of supporting tho exirome of human suffering; nay, when tho heart of man sinks beneath tho weight of agony, that sho should maintain hor pristine powers of delight, and by her words of com fort and patience, lead tho distracted mur muror to peace and resignation. Self-Made Men. —A humorous correspon dent of the Now York Dispatch thus discusses this hacneyod topio : All tho old cusses who before they peg out want to read thoir epitaphs in print, have get in the way of getting a wood cut, and being held up before tho community us ‘self-made men.’ Thoir virtues aro measured by thoir pile. Tako an old wart who would take from a sick woman the tin spoon that she used to tako her medicine with, r.r.d sell it for a cent to help to pay her rent, and thon go back and kick hor beoattso it wouldn’t eel! for more, and ■ because he has a little money hi.i whole history is varnished up and paraded before the public ns an ora.qplo for little boys of thirty or forty years of ago. Ho is so pious that when ho sneezes tho feathers fly from tho placo whore wings aro going to ho put when he becomes an angel. Nice angels they’d make. Why if feathers shou!' go up ten por cent., there isn't ono of them but would soli out and try 4 to foot it. T:: m Luxurious Prisoner, —The Emperor Napoleon can pass a luxurious life at Wil helmshoho if he is so disposed. His prison is called tire Versailles of Caesol, and has bars more costly and splendid than those of gold. In the first place it is in fhormrat df.JJgh-ifuT situation, being on tho'caft r’opo of the lie bitchtswi-.id mountains, ft has hot houses, waterfalls, plica ran iritis and lakes. It lias tern pies * f Apollo •. id Mercury, and a Chi* village. It 1 ift nt bio fl.unt in, .-aid to he the h : ge.it j . tho world, being 100 feet high ill'.-! “..recti;: t’lii.kncftt. ft h:t» ft eft'osrft copy of i;c : arnos IL .oult .t. snkugo that nine pciTons cau sit in tho statue’s club. The furniture, carriages, servants and other ap pointments avo worthy of thoir samptuou* rurrounding*. Hero tho ‘prisoned eagle’ h* ■ everything on earth—but liberty.—Baltimore Sun. • The Washington correspondent of tho Br.i tirnore Sun saya: . :"s. ift A. Pollard, who figured in a shoot* it:• ..hair in Haiti more a year or so since, and more recently hi a largo sized scandal at tho Ft. Gl-md Hotel in this city, was to-day ad mitted to the Government Insane Asylum on an order from tiro acting Secretary of the Ins tailor, on the ground that sho was insane an ! a pauper. She was until recently, supposed to be the proprietor of the Gt. Cloud Hotel. In consequence of statements made in a letn r going tho rounds of the prcs3 recently, to the effect that there were several thousand Confederate prisnne-ra on tb Dry Tortuga* in a state of destitution, without means of getting away, Mr. George F. Marlow, of Selma, ad dressed a letter to the War Department, asking as to to tho truth of tho statement. Tbo en quiry was responded to by Th D. Townsend, Adjutant General of tho United States, who says “there is net a singlo Confederate prisoner in the custody of the United States anywhere at this time.” ITe r.ays “there were never moro than two thousand men, U. S. soldiers, prisoners and all, if ns many, at or.e timo on that island. All these statements concerning tho Torlugas are utterly false.” To Fatten lloos RaTidi.t.—A correspondent of the Cincinnati Gazette vouches for tho fol owing as tho best food to mako the biggest hog out of a pig in twelve month* : Take two quarts of barley, two of corn and ono of oats. Grind them*togethor; thon cook and feed cold. This way of feeding is tho cheapest to make hogs fat from tho time thoy are pigs. Take any pig of a good improved breed, and it can ho made in this manner to gain ono pound per day until a year old. Tho Columbus Sun says : A gentleman told us yesterday that ho had gathered from a field of throe and a half acres, heavily guanoed, in Russell county. Alabama, 5,100 pounds seed cotton, making three bales of the ginned staple, 110 also added that he expected to gather a bale or two more from the same land. Faith may rise into miracles of might, as somo few wise men have shown ; faith may sink into credulities of weukncss, as tho mass of fools have witnessed TOL. 4 NO. 48 Long Branch in Slices. Long Fra eh is the eastern terminus or sura real estate on the west eidc ov the Atlantia Oshnn, mid is lokated close down to tho edge ov tho water. tho populushun is homo genus, woman genus, girl ii". \ bey genus, young and old genus and divers other kind ov genus. Tho divers genus are sum plenty. They go into tho Atlantil: Oahun, hand in hand, man f.ii 1 wife, phcliow and gal, stranger and strand geross, drest in flowing robes, and oura out by fijpd by like statuary in a tite St. Tho Atlantic oshun is a grate success. The author and proprietor ov it never makes enny blunders. .Tho fluid ov tho Atlantik obliud i l salt, ans htiz been so for ntoro than fl .0 year3 to my knowledge. I state this as a fakt, and the ‘oldest inhabitant’ may help himself if he can,' The ockashnn of this psaltnec) has bothered tho clergy f. r many years. Sum ov then* say that large lumps ov psalt was deposited in tho oshun, at an early day hi the Injuns, for safo koeping, and some sr.y that the grate number ov kodftsh and number ll makrel that travel in its waters has flavored the oshun. I endorse tho kodfish and makrel job, not bekauso I think it is true, but beeauso I think it is tho weakest, and I hav nhvas beon in tho habit ov standing up for tho weak and op-, pressed. Millionaire are numerous, besides others who put on a millyun ov airs, more or less. Long Branch lias menny things to interoel the scholar and the philanthropist, among whieh is the raoe course, just bilt. I attended this raoe course lately, and saw Bum very good rotary movements on it. I didn’t bet, beknuse I have alwus been principled against losing enny money. I think I could win enny quantity ov money, and not spile my morality, but the loss of a fu dollars would git mi virtowout ov repair for ages. Long Branch \z also the home of the miscel laneous crab and the world renowned musketo. The crab is caught in endless confusion at plozzure Buy clo i hi Long Branch. lie hi caught hi tiring a hard knot on the other end <•' :• string; and then dropping the String d>w i ■ watdi|| <hd ticklinghia fbet with the ku tliis way ho is kaught some times, and sometimes ho ainfc. Mv vEsxoua PitofoiißAPH.—The New Or*, lean.; Picayune is responsible for tho follow ing sensation : A curious discovery was made quito lately on the g’.r.nn of an attic window in a two story house in Lawrence, of tho face of a female with flowing hair, and partly covering tha panes of glass, the face being entirely on ona, and the hair flowing into tho other pane. The appearance is. that of a faded photograph, thntgk ViriMe. The • question is, how came the face on that win* dow? Nobody knows. Nobody can give a more rational answer than that it may have be--a photographed by lightning, unbeknown to tl e lady who was sitting in front of the inflow during n thunder storm. When first li.-vovered, too face was thought to resemble . i • Iderly lady who had just been buried . si the h uso; and it was immediately worked up into a first class ghost story, and regarded as a wonderful spirit manifestation. But l üb-o cent examination has failed to dis ci u; yre mblance in the departed elderly lady, whose ghost it was supposed to be ; and . •.•i-.'.ior inclined people to believe it to be the : and head o. a young woman. Thus the ■ , itery remrflns unsolved. The face and head of a female have oortainly made their a; pi ara: in 'common window glass, and ’.■.•body can tell whence they caine or how tho picture was made. T .to men | lu g out of town on the Gal 's. i.ton road v crc struck by the beauties of Law rer.eo. ‘Whoso place is that?’ said odo of them. This the lordly residence of Major-General "A. Reynolds. It cost f30,000. What is his salary, and how long has he held the office ? Two years, at fifteen hundred dollars a year. La ’ what did tho honest fellow do with the rest of his salary '! Started ids brother and two other honest men in the newspaper business to denounce' corruption. Or.osE or ms War iv North Carolisa.—» Tho Gmnt-Ifoidon-Kirk war in this State has nearly closed . Ail the companies of United States artillery sent here by President Grant, under ti e false representations of Holden,- Pool, and Settle, left last Friday on their res turn to Fortress Moqree. Only one company of United Staton infantry remains. All of Holden’s State troops are gone also, eicept a fevr negroes at the arsenal, Burgin who is in jail, and Kirk, who is in tho marshal's cus tody. Some of the melish that wore disbanded have arrived at their homos in Tennessee and' other plnoes, the remainder are in the different jails of the States, On Friday tho quarter* master’s stores of Holden’s army were sold in this city nt pubiic unction. The horses,- | which oo.it in the aggregate ?fl,Boo, sold for i SI,820; the other things, wo learn, cam* | nearer bringing their value, considering the manner in which they tvoro abused during the campaign.—P.aleigh Sentinel, A Scotchman who had put up at an inn was asked in the morning how be had slept. ‘A mon,’ replied J'onald hiao vera well either, but I was i iucklo bettor off than the bugs, fordeil ane of them closed an e’e the hale nioh.’ Horace Greeley is writing anew book to be,. called ‘What I Know About not Being Noav mated,’