McDuffie weekly journal. (Thomson, McDuffie County, Ga.) 1871-1909, May 26, 1875, Image 1

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£l)c illcDuffic Journal. A Rsal Live Country Paper. Published Every "Wednesday Morning, by \V II IT K & C O 31 H 8 . Terms of Subscription. One copy, one year $2.00 One copy, six months 1.00 Ten copies, in clubs, one year. each.... L’>o Single copies Acts IST All subscriptions invaribly in advance. B l SIXESS CARDS. H. C, RONEY, ATTORNEY AT LAW, THOMSON, GA. f \fT Will practice in the Augusta. North ern and Middle Circuits. nolyl R. W. H. NEAL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, THOMSON, GA. PAUL 0. HUDSON, 1 1 TOIiXE V AT LA IV, Thomson, <in. W ill practice in the Superior Courts of the Augusta, Northern and Middle Circuits, and iu the Supreme Court, and will give attention to «1! cases in Bankruptcy. Aug. 2.7. 1*74. ts Central Dote 1 . Jc t-s MRS. W. M. THOMAS, AUGUSTA, GEORGIA senlltf Jas. H. Hulse’s AN D SCOURING WORKS, No. 123 Bread Street, near Lower Market, Augusta, lira, TO YOU3G MEN. OK the dcvelopcincnt <'f business talents and ch;:iaet*'r, mid the preparation of young mid middle aged men for the counting house and business pursuits, the best facili ties are offi rod . t 31 OOK id * S Southern Business University, Atlanta. Ga. The largest and best Pim-ti cal Business School in the TSouth. Students received at any time. ttT Send for aihitalogue. .Tune 24. 1 74. lv one m . DU. ROLLINS’ PAINLESS OPIUM A\- TJIM)T'E cures without pain orimtlei i and inconvenience ! “Theriaka, ' an interesting quarterly maga/.iuc of about 100 j a 'es. with .'to pages of test in oi;ia!s. devoted to the interest of the opium afflicted, und all necessary parti culars, si .NT fi:t.i; on application. \tUresH IJ. M. " OOLLEY. Age; t. Atlanta. Ga. in Park Medical Institute, < i Broad and Mitchell Streets (up-stairs). Atlanta. Ga. 82-f* Mrs. V. V. Collins, Jjiitc trith Kl V’> <U/i. DEALER IN TOILET SETS, VASES, LAMPS, E r rC. Sufferers, by the late Tornado, who buy of me, a liberal discount will be made. No. IS»7 BROAD STREET opposite James A. Gray's Dry Goods House. AVGISTA 9 aA. 0.11-1* OABrEISj RllSSj MATS, &c. We are now offering at reduced prices during the Spring and .Summer months our Brussels, Three Plf/s and Scotch Ingrains, •Together wjVh Large Stock of WINDOW SHADES. LACE CURTAINS and CORNICES. Damaslss* Reps and Terrys- Piano and Table Covers. Cocoa and Canton Mattings, Wall Papers and Borders. jas 8. bailie & bro., •JO." liroad Street. D7c*- _____ _ IJ. A. MASS A, Denier in Foreign and Domestic FK I IT S, 15 7'tJo 38 Jackson Stbkkt, Near Post Office, AUGUSTA, GA. f-JT Orders from the Country respectfully solicited. FANCY CANDY MADE TO ORDER. VOL. V. For Sale rpHE large building, on Main street, in § Thomson, occupied at present, by Sutton A Hamlet. Dr. las. S. Jones and Mrs. J. CL Richard.-*. The house is well arranged, and finished throughout: with one large ston* room and office below, and five rooms above: and with a kitchen and well of good water on the premises. ALSO, the house, on Main street, now occupied by Jerre F. Jones, as a store house For terms apply to JNO. L. HOLZENDORF. NovStf Thomson, Ga. Bum nr 8$ College AND TKI.KGR' PU INSTITUTE The Colleges for the Times! Course of Study short, practical, tho rough. Rates reasonable. Board cheap. The Lebanon Business College and Telegrs’ph Institute have been removed to Nashville \V e now have superior advantages. Send for College Journal to TO XL 1' .*■ S t TTO X. NASHVILLE, TENN. ClO-tf 'V , * l TTKY Sire mfi. 1 :} of the 1 st material. They always have, a goo.l draft. Every -'love is warriuTd to bake well. Our lowest, cash price* .»? ;• published. Persons wishing CHARTER OAXSTOVES can seftri money by Express. PRICES : No. C. 830.(K»; No. 7, 00; No. 8. “ [o.o I. jjo. !l, if 17,00. Refer to itltlTi: A (OMRS. D. L. FULLERTON, Stove Dealer, A. 13-a$ Augusta. Ga. Our Gratuitous i xponent- Gentlemen, although perfectly neutral in this maitei, ass r :s self-interest is eon ccrnerl; not being a man of fashion myself, yet I v nnot refrain on Ihi.-* occasion fr.mi rising to explain tin observation of which my studied experience in regard to matters of wearing apparel, a-ml tin* comfort and satisfaction of of yes gentlemen—alt ho’ unaccustomed to- that is l firmly believe, from what I have seen my wife has heard the same filing that economy, durability, splendidity, substantiality, and good fits can be had in the clothing line by trading a! A. J. ADKINS’. MACHINES. First In vented and Latest Improved ; The parent machine from which all others date their origin. Our points of superiority are Simplicity j and Perfection of mechanism. Durability will last a lifetime. Range of Work without a parallel. Perfection of stitch aud tension. Ease of operation and management. Self-adjusting take up and adjustable head. In short we have the Simplest, the ! strongest. The most durable and complete light run ning family sewing machine » ver produced. Ladies are. invited to give the new Howe a tri 1 before purchasing. Terms of sale, the most liberal, loots, per 11» allowed for Strict Middling Cotton in payment for machines. ry the Howe, and you will buy no other. Machines warranted. Sat:;.faction guar anteed. Oils and Needles on hand. .iolin M’. Willingham, District Agent. THOMSON, GA. CIO c* PHOTOGRAPHS! rp _L HK uudersigned respectfully informs the citizens of this section that he has located in Thomson for a time, where lie is prepared to make All Kinds of Pictures, on reasonable terms. Call and examine specimens. .T. A. KELLY. H2B-H+ L<‘jjal .Vdvert iseiucuts. HOMESTEAD NOTICE. GEORGIA— McDuffie County. VOEL HUMPHREY has applied for ex- X \ emption of personal tv, and setting apart and valuation of Homestead, and I will pass upon the same at 10o'clock, a. in., on the 28th day of May, at my office. A. B. THRASHER, May 17, 187.7 2t. Ordinary. GEORGlA— McDttffik County. JOHN L. GOODRICH has applied for exemption of personalty, and setting apart, end valuation of Homestead, and I will pass upon the same at 11 o'clock, a. m., on the first dav of June.. IST"*, at my office. A. B. THRASHER. May is 157.7 .7t. Ordinary. Citation ' GEORGIA —McDuffie Cos ;nty. To all whom it may concern: \ H. STOVALL, having in ! J proper form, applied to me for per manent letters of administration on the estate of John T. Stovall, late of said coun ty, this is to cite all and singular, the next of kin and creditors of said deceased, to be and appear at my office, within the time allowed ! by law, aud show cause, if any they can, why permanent administration should not be gvuited to Eugenia H. Stovall on John T. Stovalls estate. V<* itness my hand and official signature. A. B. 11 [RASHER, May 187'*-It Ordinary. G F.ORGIA McDuffie County. To all whom it may concern : R . W. 11. NF.AI,. linvin g in proper form, applied to me for permanent, letters of adminislration on the estate of Nathan A. Lewis, late of said comity, this is to cite all ; and singular, t) o next of kin and creditors of said deceased to be and apnearat my office within the time allowed l»v law, anil show cause, if any they can, why permanent administration should not be granted to K. W. 11. Neal on Nathan A. Lewis’s estate. \\ itness my hand and official signature. A. b. THRASHER, ! May 2. 1875, 4t Ordinary. Koticeto Debtors and Creditors:. | GEORGIA—McDri- iK < cvkty. XOTR’E is h rel» t v > iven t<> all persons having claims against the estate of David 1 lintt. docea i.l. to present the same properly authenticated to law. to the under 'igm *1 within the ime required by law or the Biu.no will be ; rev. r barred : in i those indebted to said c;4:itc must make immedi ate payment or K 1: < ' will be commenced. T I. A .1. L. OIjIATT, May.'L’T'*-1 1 and Adm’rs of I>. Cliatt.* SHERIFFS SALES. , GEORG I V - -McDuffik County. -, \ TI.L be sold bo for** the Court Ho jso t \ \ door at. Thomson, in said county, on ; ibo fir.t ’l'm . lay in .hinc next betunui tile 1 yd hours of sale, o. o' tract • !' Lind iu said county, adjoining lundsof ,\. K. Strotli • er, DiUiovvny and Gctcr. the old Grifih) Min< tract, the Tanlrersley tract and K. G. Griffin, containing seventwight (78) acres, more or less, sold to Moses .Jones by R. G. Griffin, and now occupied by said Moses Jones Levied on as the property of I'. G. Griffin to satisfy a fi. fa. from Columbia Superior Court in the ease of J. H. Nolan ex. said li. G. Griffin. F- 'l'. Griffin ami Wm. Woodall 1 said ti. fa. being now owned by B. Yv. Heard. GKO. LANGFORD, May 1875 It Sheriff. CrEORGIA- McDuffif. County. \\ ILL be sold before tlie Court House \\ do( i-. in 'l'liouison. said comity, on j the first Tuesday in June next, within the legal hours of sale, the following property, to-wit: One lot of Law and Literary Books, three (’hairs, one Writing-Desk and Secretary, one Tab **. one. Wnslistand. one Bucket and Howl, one Dipper, one Bed. Bedding and Bedstead, and other room fixtures, one Lamp, one Stove and Boiler, levied on as ‘ the property of J Uriah If. Casey, to satisfy ! a fi. fa. issued from McDuffie Superior ! Court in .'avor of Mary C. Gerald. GEO LANGFORD. May nth, 187.7, Sheriff. GEORGIA —Mu.Dupfik County. WILL be sold before the Court House door, in the town of Thomson, said con tv. on the first Tuesday in June next within the legal hours of sale. (>ne tract of land lying in said county and W.-mn county, adjoining lands of Al.su !«>m Jackson and others, containing forty one acres, more or less, the same being a portion of the Homestead set apart to said Vbs.dom Jackson by the Ordinary of Mc- Duffie county, and is levied on as the proper ty of said Absalom Jackson by virtue of a fi. fa. issued from McDuffie Superior Court, March Term, 187.7, in favor of Samuel Roney. Property pointed out liy defend ant in execution. GEORGE LANGFORD. May Ith, 187.7. Sheriff. LADIES STATIONERY \LL the latest styles in Envelopes ad Paper, for Ladies’ use, just received, and on hand ; also Visiting, Wedding, Reception and other Cards. Brin ting and Bookbinding, in all branches, a specialty. V. IL PUGHIC, Book and Jo-; Piiintek. | D7-c* Augusta, Ga. j or 11 lasa. <1 news. j ItOFESSOK HETT, of AugUKta, Ga.. has* succeeded in miring the eyes of Mr. I George Holzendorf who was afflicted with paralyzed eyes Anybody afflicted with any disease of the eyes, come to him and i suffer no more. El2-a* j££j yry Easily made by selling TEAS at fit Si fl t J IMPORTERS’ PRICES, or get- j Iwl UdiLlting up clubs in towns and country for the oldest Tea Company in America. Greatest inducements. Send for circular. CANTON TEA CO.. 118 Cham bers Street, New York. THOMSON, GA, MAY 26,1875. POETIC 4 L. Little Jim, of Arkansas. A lady after reading the pathetic story “Little GifTen,’* of Tennessee, pub lished in the Evening Ne ws, wrote the following, giving her own war reminis cences : “Only little Jim,” ho said, “Tottering by with weary trend: Little Jim, of Company B, Walker’s Arkansas Infantry. ” Infantry ! it was well said— Fifteen summers had Burned his head. Bare of foot and clothes all worn : “Had been marching since early mom. Ordered to Belmont right away— Boats are filling fast, they say, And if I am left ashore ’Twill break my heart.” Nothing more. “Little Jim. ;-^,nute. Hand through paling thrust: within it Slice of bread and ruby jam Drop't into his lingering palm. “Can’t you stop?” my darling pleaded One wistful glance was all he heeded. Weary days of dread suspense Then news came from our lines defence. “Hurd fought tight and many slain. To Memphis will be sent again The wounded.” llow w long tufgo And meet them. Boats were few and slow ! And surgeons scarce, and remedies Were scarcer still. We watched his (Poor Jimmie’s) fate. We wandered ronud ' Through crowded ward and tented ground ! I'util we found him pale and spent, On gory cot in darkened tent, While just one little gloam of life Had barely soaped the surgeon’s knife, “Mother's coming.*’ Ilis g’azcd eyes Were slowly oped irpriso. “Mother’s hero.” He mmt havo heard Her stilled cries. His poor hand stirred, His soul just trcmbliiHg on his lips. His eyes jn-t blank*in death’s eclipse; He feebly turned the sheet away To show her, what ? He coukl not say — What need t;> tej[l his missing limb— He smiled, ’{was all. Biuve little Jim ! SERVED OUT. In ike year 183- there lived at Bord eaux, the last.—or one of tlie last—of o long line of scoundrels who lmd made that part, of Li since iofamous (to our ideas) by a sue. vs.sion of cold-blooded murders, committed under the sanction of "■’..lit 1 ..t.-ivftteWrt to rail tlto Code <\t 'l’ljiK wtHifi Comte de \ , a I', mi of RTPiit , pliyiueal streufttli, inilifi'tiirlmbli' »nnj/jr‘‘i(l, null vuldiitlewH ur.iulty. Not. a lmd : urt of coinjumion, as soiiui wiiil, when the tit—the dueling lit —wiiß not on him; blit this cnine on once in nhout every six months, and tin'll he must lmvu blood, it muttered little whose. He lmd killed and maimed boys of sixteen, fathers of families, military officers, journalists, advocates, peaceful country-gentlemen. The cause of it quarrel was of no importance ; if one did not present, itself r adily, he made one ; always contriving that, ac cording to the t ■ode aforesaid, he should be the insulted party, thus having the ! choice of weapons ; mid he was deadly with the small sword. It is difficult for j us to realize a state of society in which j •such a wild beast copiil be permitted to j go at large ; but weiluiow it to be histor- , ioally true, that such' efwrttia-es were en dured in France, jitst us we are assured ! that there were at one time wolves in \ Yorkshire, only tluf less noisome vermin bad a harder time) of it as civilization progressed than ‘fas dealt out to the ; huiium brute. j i Tlie latest exploit of the Comte de ; V- -previous to the story I am about | to tell, was to guild a poor student into u j challenge ; and When it was represented ! to him that the hoy had never held a | sword iu his life, so that it would be ! fairer to use pistols, he replied that j “fools sometimes made mistakes with pistols,” and the next morning ran him i through the lungs. The evil fit was on him ; but the blood thus shed quieted him tor another half year, and rattier more, lot put.be opinion was un favorable, and the air of Bordeaux be came too warm for him. But the scandal blew over after a time, and he came lick to his old haunts, one of w hich was in case by the river side, where many used to spend their Sunday. Into the little’garden of tins establish ment our wolf swaggered one fine sum mer afternoon, with the heavy dark look and nervous twitching of the hands w hich those wlio.were acquainted with him knew well meant mischief. The evil fit was on him ; consequently he found himself tlije center of a circle which expanded its he went on. This did not displease him. He liked to be feared. He knew lie could make a quarrel when he chose, so lie looked around for a victim. At a table almost in the middle of the garden sat a man of about thirty years of age, of middle height, aud an expres ion of oounteuanoe which at first struck one as mild and good humored. He was engaged rending a journal which seemed to interest him, and eating strawberries, an occupation which does not call forth any latjit strength of character. Above all, he was profoundly unconscious of the pretence of JI. le Comte de V , and continued eating his strawberries and rowing his paper as (hough no wolf were it that pleasant fold. As the Count approached this table, it bocome sufficiently well known whom he was about to honor with his insolence ; and the circle narrowed again to see the play. It is not bad sport, with some of us, to see a fellow-creature baited—espe- j ially when we are out of danger of wolves. The strawberry-eaters’ costume was j not such as was ordinarily worn in i France at that time, and he had a curious j hat, whipl)—the weather being warm— i he had placed on the table by his side. : “He is a foreigner,” whispered some in the dress circle. “Perhaps he does not know Monsieur le Comte.” Monsieur le Comte seated himself at the table opposite the unconscious stranger, and called loudly, “Oareon.” “Garcon,” he said, when that function ary appeared, “take away that nasty thing !” pointing to the hat aforesaid. Now tlie stranger’s elbow, as he read his journal, was on the brim of the “nasty thing,” which was a very good hat, but bf British form and make. The garcon was embarrassed. “Do you hear me?” thundered the Count. “Take me that thing away! No one has a right to place his hat on the table.” “I beg your pardon,” said the straw berry-eater, politely placing the ofie-ud- ! ing article on his head, and drawing a | chair a little aside ; “I will make room | for Monsieur. ” The garcon was about to retire well satisfied, when the bully called after ! him “Have I not commanded you to take j that thing w l rich annoys me away?” “But, Monsieur le Comte, it is ini- , possible.” “What is impossible “That J slum iu take the gentleman’s hut.” “By no moans, ’ observed the stranger, j uncovering again. “Be so good, as to j carry my hat to the lady .it the counter, aud ask her, on my behalf, to do me the favor to accept charge of it for the ! present.” “You speak Flench passably well for j a foreigner,” said the bully, stretching { his arms over the table, and looking bis neighbor full in the face.—a titter of con tempt going round the circle. “1 am not n foreigner, Monsieur.” I “1 am sorry for that.” 1 “So Hill 1.” 1 “May one, without indiscretion, iu why 1” I “Certainly. Because, if I were a f foreigner, I should Ik? spared the pain of seeing a compatriot behave himself very ! rudely.” ! “Meaning me?” I “Meaning precisely you.” : “Do yon*know who I am?” asked the Count, half turnjng his back upon him, and facing the looker-oil, as much as to say, “Now observe how I will crush this poor creature.” “Monsieur.” replied the strawberry eater, with perfect politeness in liis tone, “I have the honor not to know you. ” “Death of my life ! lam the Comte de V- -.” The strawberry-eater looked up and tlie easy, good-natured face was gone. In its place was one with tw»o gray eyes which flashed like tire, aud a mouth that set itself very firmly. “The Corate de V——he repeated iu a low voice. “Yes, Monsieur. And what have yon to say against him ?” “I? O nothing.” “That may be well for you.” “But there are those who say he is a coward.” - “That is enough,” said the bully, j starting to his feet. “Monsieur will find me in two hours at this address,” Hing ing him a card. “I shall not trouble myself to seek Monsieur le Comte,” replied the straw berry-eater, calmly tearing the card in two. “Then I shall say of Monsieur what lie, permitting himself to lie, said just j now of me.” “Aud that is ?” “That he is a coward.” “You may say what you please, ! Monsieur le Comte. Those who know j me would not believe you, and those j who do not—mj faith ! what ewe I what j they think ?” “And thou—thou art a Frenchman 1” j No one but a Frenchman could have | thrown so much disdain as he did into I tlie "thou." The strawberry-eater made no reply, j but turned Ins head and called “tbir- ! con !” The poor trembling creature came up again, wondering what new dilemma was prepared for him, and stood quaking some ten yards off, “Garcon,” said tlie stranger, “is there a room vacant iu the hotel ?” “Without doubt, Monsieur.” “A large one ?” “But certainly. They, are all large— own apartments.” “Then engage the largest for me to day, and another—no matter what—for Monsieur le Comte.” “Monsieur, I give my own orders when necessary,” said the Count, loftily. “I thought to spare you the trouble. Go, if you please,” (this to the waiter,) “and prepare my rooms.” Then the strawberry-eater returned to his strawberries. The bully gnawed his lip. He could not make head or tail of this phlegmatic opponent. The circle NO. 21. ; grew a little wider, for a horrid idea got abroad that the Conut had not found one who was likely to suit him, and that he would have to seek elsewhere what he wanted. The murmur that went round roused the bully. “Monsieur,” he hissed, “has presumed to make use of a word which among men of honor—” “I beg your pardon ?” “Which among men of honor—” ; “But what can Monsieur le Comte possibly kuow what is felt among men of j honor ?” asked the other with a shrug of | incredulity. “Will you fight yourself with me, or ! will yo •. not,” loured the Count, goaded j to fury. “if Monsieur le Comte will give him- | self the trouble to accompany me to the ] apartni<'lit which, no doubt, is now pre- ; pared for me,” replied the .stranger, ris- ! ing, “1 will satisfy him.” “Good,” said the other, kicking down j his chair ; “I am with you. I waive the usual preliminaries, i only beg to on- i servo that I am without arms ; but if you—” “O, don’t trouble yourself on that | score,” Wild the stranger, with a grim smile, “it you are not afraid, follow i me.” This lie said in a voice sufficiently loud for the nearest to hear, and the circle parted right and left, like startled sheep as tile two walked towards the house. Wjis there no 0110 to call “police,” no one to tiy and prevent what to all seemed j imminent ? Not a soul! The dreaded du- I elist had his evil tit on, and every one j breathed freely now that he knew the victim was selected. Moreover, no one supposed it would end there. Tlie count ami ins friend (?) were ush ered into the apartment prepared for the latter, who, as soon as the garcon had left, took off his coat and waistcoat, and proceeded to move the furniture so as to leave the room free tor what was to fol low—the count standing with folded arms, glaring at him the while. The decks being cleared for action, the stran ger locked the door, placed the key on the mantel-piece behind him, and said : ; “I think you might have helped a iit j tie, but never mind. Will you give me j your attention for five minutes !” j “Perfectly.” J “Thank you. I am, as 1 have told | yon, a Frenchman, but I was educated | m England, at one of her famous public j school.!. Mini 1 lo: 1 " ad V\ one of our own Lyeees,. I should, perhaps, have ! gained more book knowledge, but, as it | is, J have learned some tilings which we !do not teach, ami one of them is, not to take a menu advantage of any man, but to keep my own head with my own hands. Bo you understand me, Monsieur le Comte ?” “I cannot flatter myself that I do.” “Ha ! Then I must be more explicit. I learned, then, that one who takes ad vantage of mere brute strength against the weak, or who, practiced iu any art, compels one uupraoUeed iu it to contend with him, is a coward and a knave. Bo you follow me now, Monsieur leComteV” “X came here, Monsieur—” “Never mind for what you came, be content with what you will get. For ex ample—to follow what i was observing— if a man skilled with a small sword for . flic mere vicious love of quarrelling, 1 goads to madness a boy who has never leaned iu his life, and kills him, that ; man is a murderer ; and more—a cow- ■ ardly murderer, and a knavish.” “1 think I catch your meaning ; but if you have pis Lois here-—” loamoil tlie bnl ly. “i do not come to eat strawberries with pistols in my pocket,” replied the other, in the same calm tone he had used throughout. “Allow me to continue. At that school of which I have spoken, and m the society of men who have grown out of it, and others where the same habit of thought prevails, it would be considered that a man who had been guilty of sucli eowarilice and knav ery as i have mentioned, would be just .y punished if, some day, he should be paid iu liis own coin by meeting some one who would take him at the same dis advantage us lie placed that poor boy at. ” "Our seconds shall fix your owu wea t ous, Monsieur,’ saul the Count; “let this farce end.” ‘ 'l/resell tiy. Those gentlemen whose opinions X now venture to express, not Having tlia’. erase for blood which dis t.nguishes sonic—-who have not had a similar enlightened education—would pruoabiy think that such a coward and Knave as we have been considering noiud best meet ills deserts by receiving a humiliating castigation belitting his knavery and his cowardice.” “Ah ! I see ; I have a lawyer to deal with,” sneered the Count. “Yes. X have studied a little law, but I regret to say I am about to break one of its provisions.” “Y’ou will fight me then ?” “Yes. At the school we have been speaking of, I learned, among other things, the use of my hands ; and if I mistake not, I am about to give you as sound a thrashing us any bully ever got.” “You would tuke advautivge of your skill iu the box?” said tho Count, getting a little pale.” Exactly. Just as, von took advaut- V< 1 >—i u; -i 'jwM-' ; tbs... ■ ‘ ! ' j ' months 1 ' / <-.1 f.v-.vi- 'nout., !i < months ' be mum: to-- months oh. column twelie mouths v^Bllilßi r ! on lines or less c aisidered nminted^Mim|iin males. •me "! your -kill m tin- small poor young 15 i "But n >s degrading—' ruta!! “My dear Monsieur, j us t foil .ire four itu-h*s taller anand tv o! forty kill. grammes heavier tl.vH am. I 1 ave seldom seen so fine side. If r.m were to hit me a m swing:! g blow, it would go In the same way, if poor B r your guard, it ■ I,live non,' hard with you. But, 'hail on in -.'!; both your eyes, mujfl haps deprive you of it tooth nr - happily in front ; whereas you “I will not accept this barbarous counter.” J® “You must; T have’ done t'M> W'l.iM V ,’! iik, i, brandy ■ ' "u ? No? I’ince yourself oil 'o it you please When I ’ ,‘u you, and you are fit to appear, revenge—m 1 s word, if you please. 1 1 fCj I'U.ly- -,"oward --knave, take*. "lid that, and that !” '■el wiry litt'o Anglo- ’ word. In less lin.e^H it tlie great •mpr—l1‘;1,1 e for t}’’ May. 1 h'lf iiumber one caused I'flty suns beaming in tlie with liis right eye ; that dial' plieuonieuon :l > r three obliged ;■> obse^H atteutively than lu'ito And when one "•">< bad eompleteiy ni l in threw open the window and for help, tli" stawberry-oater took M tim neck and breeches aud flung es it mi tiie flower-bed below. CadS stinwlierry eater remained a at Bordeaux to fulfill his promise of itig the Count his revenge. But .'r am, tlm bully met with more 11 a'l'h. Tin- stiiiwberry-eater geio for a master as wall as Owen SwflM ami after a tew p.asses the Count, was too eager to kill liis man, felt !>ii asiiiit SOI at ion m Ins light ah^H i . ■ ' *3 S . ’ , I ’"1 1,1 , 'k hotel window, aud ■ ■■ aflH mtif to whom tlie io‘ kidiw.i v.ho never tufas about tQH j — T' fhpls liar. HARD TIMES. What a prolific time of complaint. Ask jour neighbor what he thinks, and he thinks of ‘hard times.’ How be feels.*-- and he feels the hard times.” The co>M| plaint is unive rsal, general, and the consequences are apparent to A community can soon complain itsellH onto! money, credit, enterprise, aud ini fact every other requisite to its generj good and welfare. Just now we are n. aiizing some of the benefits of course. Bailiffs are like warriors on t war-path ; merchants, eagerly, l.y striving to collect even the smallest* accounts due them. Bankers are grave, A and sit with closed vaults. J “Xo accommodations” is written on faces, and all results from our desire to complain of “the times.” Let! us hedge off for awhile. Do as you please, “the times” are not l so bad as we suppose. There is bread I in the country—plenty of it—and moiM e y> t*>o, as to that. We know we speak. Let us quit complaining, and rest assured “the times” will assuredly grow better, and we will be a happier J and better contented community. i That’s What’s the Matter.—You may think the word that of very little consequence. If you will read on, however, you will soon see that that is of considerable importance. You will see that that that, which is used in the second sentence, is used as a noun. And we will say still further that thatr' that that has been spoken of last third sentenoe, is also a noun. - Wo gave the fourth'sentence out one time to a gentleman to parse, and friend afterward remarked, “that that that that that gentleman parsed, was parsed in correctly. ” The first gentleman retorted, “that,- ‘that that that that gentleman parsed,’ was rather a clumsy sentence.” Another oue said, “that, ‘that that that that that that,’ was a still more clumsy sentence.” A lady present ventured the suggestion, “that, ‘that that that, that that’that that gentleman made use of was a correct grammatical sentence,-’.’ ’ That’s enough.. According to the statistics issued by • the telegraphic imperial' government, . there are 27.198 telegraph stations iu the world ; 18.275 in Europe, 7,X13 iu Amer ica, 1,129 in Asia, floX in Australia, aud . 127 m Africa. • • . ■ ■ ■• $ A Spanish proverb says “A kiss with-- >ut a m lustaohe is like an egg without. . salt. M