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WEEKLY INTELLIGENCER
ATLANTA, GEORGIA,
Wednesday, August 9, 1865.
SENS ITIONAL.
There la much sensational in the news
received fr< ni Mexico. We caution our
readers in regard lo it. Tu-kc lor instance
the following which we lind in the New
York 1 feral l of the 20 h ultimo. It will be
remembered, that paper says, that some lime
agorti-orta from Matamoras, Mexico, were
rcc. ived and published in the Northern
newspapers to the*If ct that the imperial
ti-u pa had entered and tak. n possession ot
CuihualiUA, the lepuhiican capita), and that
P evident Juartz was compelled to doe tor
his life an i become a fugitive. We are now
in possession <J c-*riv8pondence from that
city to the 10 h ol June, which indicates
that iLeae atone 9 were utterly lal3C. At that
lime Mu 1* ices ol Muximiliau had not even
entered ila«- State ol Chihuahua • President
Juan z, aut rounded by UL Cabinet and olh
ci <.Ulcers, were s ill (XCJcisiug the lane
lions ol government uad,.ituibeJ, and every
thing iu that region was progressing lavor
ably *or the r< pub'ic.
Tin: foregoing is but one among many re-
p »rts from Mexico that needs correction
by (lie 1 hr aid. To us, it seems, that all
puttie, in Mexico are given to exaggeration,
11 not to absolute lying. A careful reading
ol all the latest correspondence, from that
unloi lunate country, directed to the North
ern press, satisfies us that while the affairs
of Lhe Republic are in no enviable condition,
n.-ilhei are the affairs ot 'die Empire so flour
ishing as to make Maximillian feel secure on
his “iniperinl throne.’' At Washington, we
led confident, the true situation is known,
as we elso feel confidant that there is no
danger ol the United States being hurried
mlo a win willi Maximillian and France,
notwithstanding the many .rumors to that
effect, and which have prevailed in our
streets tor a day or two past. Speculation,
nvc opine, has too much lo do with reports
from Mexico, to gain our confidence. The
1 balls" and "bears' ol Wail-street are still
“in the. land of the living."
( AHT.Ui A M» LAItilii.
tk> n late New Yoik times wo notice tLat
ihi tv oik men at d lloreut trades aud handi
i.nttis tu that huge metropolis have recently
held meetings tor the purpose of discussing
the quesdou ot hours >1 work, the question
ol apprenticeship, the question of the rela
tions of labor and capital, and other ques
lions ot moment and interest to them and
the countly—lor that which affects the true
mi< rests ot the trades’ or handicraft’s man
must n« cessaiily affect to a very great ex
tent the country. Thtse meetings have
been held by Societies or “Unions,” such as
the “ Printers’ Union” iu this State, com
posed mainly ot the working erattBmen
members ol' the several • Unions.” At one
ot tb<?3« meetings recently held, no Icbs
t.-iau five distinct “Uuions" were represen
ted, at which much freedom of debate was
indulged in, especially in regard to capital
aud labor, the notion being fully entertained
that the lormer is mceasarily at war with
the latter. These erroneous views, howev
cr, must have boeu dissipated Irom the
minds ot the most intelligent amoug these
workiug men, alter hearing the address ol
a Mr. Me U. rmott, the President of one of
the "Unions,” to a short ex’ract from which,
we invite the attention ol our reader^ :
“We fall intoa grievous error,” said he,
"hy abusing npital and ca) iuhst?, and call
ing them hard names. All this abuse nev
er amounts to anything. Capital is as lie
cessary for ns to liye as tho air we breathe.
What creates labor but capital V and in the
same manner labor is the parent of capital.
Nothing on eanb is valuable to man until
ihc stamp < f labor is imprinted on it.—
Now, a mania lor strikes pervades all or-
gmutations. No sooner is a society formed
man its members, without over hiking
themselves il they owed any duties toward
employt'is, at once wish to announce its
i xistcncc to the world hy a strike. So-
rielhs possess lights which they should
“fuilliiicliingly maintain, and owe rights
»o the employer which they should never
lelusc. Wages are like the ocean—
(bus far ar d uo further can they go. Sup
pose a strike succeed, what then ? Oue
strike pn’s up prices in tveiy branch ot
business, and ot course, reacts ou labor.—
ltalhrr let us profit by experience; keep
wagc'8 at a certain Jevel and preserve our
moral character. That is enough for any
wni kingmeu’s society to attend to. Let
♦•nidi man be proud ol his vocation, aud
commune #fth his fellow-work men about
every thing relating to it. D.sorganized,how
can we kuow anything about our trade,
about the State of the market articling il ?
♦ irgauized, we learn the exact statistics ol
our respective trades, aud regulate our ways
accordirgly. A certain class of growlers
and qna»n lers iu 9<x-ieties force them to
adopt arbitrary rueasuns into unjustifiable
strikes, and then they are tbe very first lo
buck out, when brought lace to face with
t he const quenccs ot their rashness. Growl
ers arc the drones io the workingmen’s hive;
they are ever snarling at I he measures of oth
ers, ever com plaining ol cliques, cviri reak-
mg up confidence iu a society."
We c nun end the foregoing sensible views
lo all woi kingmeu, or associations comjwised
ol them. I’resenLd as they are, by a fellow
handicratsmau, who must, from his position,
♦ xcicise no small is fiuencc among them
and who evidently is a sound, practical man,
possessed ol more than ordinary ability, we
trust Ids remarks will do much good, even
here iu the South, where the opinion lo
s ane extent, has prevailed, that capital is
ui cessarily at war with labor—a most erro
ik'i us one, calculated to mislead all who in
dulge in it, uu l tcuproduce mischief.
WEEKLY IN
ERROR CEASES TO BE DANGEROUS WEEN RE.lSON IS LEFT FREE TO COMBAT IT.’*—Jefftrson.
VOL. 8.
ATLANTA, GA., xJTGUST 0, 18(55.
NO.
That old fogy people, the English,
whose brains have been kept in a state c 1
obfuscation by the fogs cf London, have
at length waked up in the middle of this
nineteenth century to the usefulness of ho
tels ! A London correspondent states that
a grand affair jjpafe been gotten up by a par
ty ol noblemen and gentlemen at an ex
pense ol $ 1,500,000. It embraces ihe im
provements of cur American hotel system,
as well as all the niceties aud modernisms
ol Parisian fastidiousness. This West End
caravanserie can furnish entertainment to
two thousand guests, and located iu tin
midst of the best Loudon society, together
with its distinguished directory, it promises
to be all the rage. It is refreshing to think
of cockneys going into ecstaciea over a ho
tel, a thing so common here that it is con
tcmplated to discontinue them and intro
dace something new ! Amoug the distia
guished guests present at the opening, was
the Prince ol Wales, who declares the hotel
“quite a3 good as those of New York I"
We hope some enterprising gentlemen
will look to the wanis oi Atlanta in this
particular. Our friends of the “Exchange”
are doily inundated by the tide of travel
that passes cur city, and find it impossible
to entertain all who call upon them A
hotel like the Bt. Charles, at New Orleans,
or the Gayoso, of Memphis, would be the
very best iuvt 9‘raeut for a couple c f hun
dred thousand.
How to extract stains: cut neatly
round with a pair ot scissors, and when
you have made a hole sufficiently large,
will be found there. The simplici-
noL*
ty f
i'**'
rocess if as remaikable as its ra
§3^ By one of the most respectable citi
zens of Cass County we were directed re^
cently to announce, in connection with an
other gentleman, Gen. W. T. Wofford and
Col. J. R. Parrott, as candidates lor dele--
gates to the approaching State Convention.
On yesterday we received a note from Gen.
W., in which he states that the announce
ment of his name was unauthorized by him,
coupled with a request that we would dis
continue its publication. This we do in
compliance with the General's request.
We learn also that Coi. Parrott has been
and is absent from his county, and the
opinion prevailing among his friends that he
did not authorize the announcement ot his
name as a candidate, we also drop it from
the proposed ticket.
SENSIBLE ADVICE,
There is much good sense in the follow
ing article from the New York News. It
becomes us now as a patriotic people, hi
ihg nothing in our past history of which we
need be ashamed, to yield a hearty support
to the government under which we are
henceforth to live; and to display as much
zeal and manliness in restoring our unhap
py country to its former proud position as
we did in our efforts to maintain a cause
tlrat was near and dear to us, and which we
believed to be religiously right. To repine
over that we cannot help is not manly, and
therefore not in keeping with our past lives;
to cherish in our hearts a spirit of resent
ment and bickering is criminal, and conse«
quentiy contrary to that high sense of honor
which has ever characterized our race. That
“the Southern people contended manfully
lor the palm ol victory" all nations will tes
tify ; and having lost it, let us exhibit to the
world that we are not insensible to that ob -
ligation which requires us to submit manful
ly to the consequences of discomfiture.
The first impulse, perhaps a natural one,
of many Southerners upon realizing the
final defeat of their cause, was to expatriate
themselves, and thus avoid the humiliation
of a personal submission to the power tney
had struggled against. We are glad to hear
that, in many cases, a second thought has
induced a more manly and patriotic spirit.
There is no legitimate cause to be ashamed
of failure in any enterprise, when the record
attests -that all has been done to deserve
success that courage, skill and devotion
could accomplish. The Southern people
contended heroically for the palm of victory,
and, having lost it, their next obligation is
to endure manfully the consequences of dis-
comfifure. To desert their country in its
hour of prostration would show the alloy
of selfishness in their patriotism.
The South, now more than ever, needs
the presence ot its prominent and ii.tlcu-n-
tial men. It would be treachery tor the
few who have the means of seeking their
fortunes elsewhere, to leave the many help
less and without a guide or counsel amid
the ruins. Those who have saved trorn
the wreck enough to purchase a refuge iu
foreign climes, have no moral right to turn
their tracks upon their less fortunate neigh
bors, aud if there are any who depend upon
their talents or their industry to earn a live
lihood in foreign climes, those talents and
tha» industry are now more than ever valu
able to their own country. The Southern
ers, of ad classes, should stay at home, or, it
abroad, should return to their homes to as
sist in removing the traces of the war, and
in rebuilding the political, social and indus
trial ''systems ol their section. None have
the prrvil ge <>I shirking the labor of recu
peration. If there are any who are too
sensitive to bear the sackcloth and ashes of
misfortune, they prove themselves too faint
of heart and too infirm of will to have de
served success. The ship has sunk, and tbe
crew are naked and Lingry upon a barren
beach.- Borne among them have superior
intellect and energy to direct the work of
general salvation; what shall be said of
them if they build a raft for themselves and
leave their comrades to their Lite ?
A man who practiced somewhat at
the bar of a saloon asked a lady why she
was so loud of peeping into a looking glass.
‘‘Sir,’ said she “the glasses that I look into
help nre to improve my appearance, while
those you look into injure yours,’
GT M-jor General Steedman, who now
has military command ol Georgia, was a
good many years ago, an employee in the
office ol tbe Louitv-.lle Journal. Me rose to
his high position by force oi skill and
bravery.
SW' Borne young lad tea insisted on nam
ing a gentleman’s kitten Julia-—it was so
pretty. He gallantly replied that he should
be most happy to gratify them, “but it was
not that kind of a cat.”
THE APPROACHING STATE CON
VENTION.
The Savannah llerald makes some sensi
ble and patriotic suggestions in regard to
the approaching Convention, which are de
signed to re establish self-government in a
people now under military law. One is that
every mau who has qualified or can qualify
himscll lo take part in the election of dele
gates appear at the polls on the day of the
election, aud Vote as his judgment and con
science dictate, giving at this primary ex
pression ol the public feeling, “as tr ue and
honest an indication ol his sentiments as
cm be exhibited iu a choice of candidates
fur so important an office;” aud that in tbe
choice of nominees, “ intelligent, candid,
honest men be carefully selected, and dem
agogucs, large or small, be cart fully ruled
out; for," that paper continues, “there
should be no men in the Convention who
arc self-selected, with a view to gaining no
toriety for wordy speeches • no firtbrand?,
full ot mischief, ii capable ot good and pat
ent for evil.”
Letter advice couid not be given to our
people, ih m is embraced in the foregoing
suggestions, We trust that it will not be
disregarded in a solitary County of our
State. If it be heeded, “wisdom, justice,
and moderation” will prevail in the Conven
tion, when it assembles in the capitol to de
liberate upon, and provide for, Georgia’s
iuture. If not, in the deliberation and acts
of that body, we expect to see the reverse ot
what is wise, just, and moderate, the con
trolling power in it. Let good men, wise
men, practical men, who may be found in
every county in the State; men who are
not influenced by ambitious motives, or by
prejudice and passion, but, who appreciate
to the fullest extent their obligations to the
people they represent, io the State, and to
the Nation; occupy seats iu the Conven
tion, and we shall have no fears resting upon
our nrnd, that the work assigned them will
he otherwise than well done. The impor
tance rf such sc!ion on the part of the peo
ple of our State, cannot ba too deeply ira-
pn s ♦cd upon every man who goes to the
polls nn the day of the election.
Indefekden c Representatives —An
English paper says ot that celebrated mem
her of the British Parliament, R rebuck,when
asked the other day at Stu ifldd, by an elector,
how he would vote upon a certain subject,
replied “ You mind youf 6wWbtisiiicesand
I will mind mine.”
This, tLe Loudon Post says, reminds it of
Sheridan’s retort In a similar case. Being
kindly requested by his constituents on one
occasion to give his vote to their interests,
he refused, and said ; “ Gentlemen, I bought
yon, and I assure you I’ll sell you, whenever
it suits my interest or convenience.”
It is also said of two or three great land
holders in England—among them Baron
Rothschild—that they are openly ordering
their tenants and depends n‘s to vote for
their nominees—a kind of coercion that
would be resented in this country, atd at
tracts remark, even in England.
And this in a country that boasts of free
institutions—the land of magna chrrta!
What a commentary np >n the right to free
suffrage, and upon what the representative
owes to Lis constituents !
} .FASHION AND KIATULHOS i,
ft it could be impressed upon the minds
Or '. Fashion’s fair devotees throughout
whole land, that in blindly following
h-bvdmost imperial rule they aided largely
irmecreasing matrimony, they wouli cer-
pause aud re&ecfc upon this evil-con-
sequence. Fashion is indeed but another
nfifiv for extravagance, and in these days ol
gkjyar, in the South especially, men cannot
aS^-r-J 'b? Inarry extravagant women. NeU
thr.' can a large major ity of meu, iu any
coffrtry, afford to indulge in the same ex-
luxury. Commenting upon this, a
Loifijua j uirnal says : —“How shall a man
offld&pent station and moderate means find
a'vlip-meet for him? For such a mau that
social good, a wile, is too dear—dear iu the
Man vs. Woman.—An exchange puts the
following ease :
“One Horatio Maloney loved and lived
with Florence Wilson, a pretty little wo
man, about the size and appearance of Miss
Harris. Florence vowed eternal love and
fidelity to Horatio, but she would keep
company contrary to noratio’s expressed
wish, with a man other than Horatio, So
Horatio im ?rb?d the blade of a small knife
somewhere .a die vicinity of the fifth rib of
Florence, and made quite a scratch; and
Florence this afternoon told her story to the
jury, who found Horatio guilty, and he was
sentenced to eight years’ imprisonment in
the penitentiary. Had Horatio killed Flor
ence, it is understood the jury would have
acquitted him.” -
Certainly the jury would Lave acquitted
the unfortunate Horatio—unfortunate be
cause he only iron tided the fair Florence, and
did not hill her. The precedent for his ac
quittal is the case of Mollie Harris. Life to
mau is as dear as it is to woman. The law
hat protects the oue should protect tire
other. Public opinion, too, should do the
ame,
Barkum ! the inimitable ! the in
domitable ! prince of humbugs aud inven
tor of wooly horses and mermaids, is not
the least discomfitted by his recent great
Josses. Iu a card published in the New
York papers he proposes ter have his late
mascara undergo the process pine nix, which
will, enable him in the short space of six
months to duplicate every specimen ot na
tural history and historical relic which
adorned hia late establishment. Mr Bar
hum concludes:
“For years I have been obliged, tor want
of room, to nject many rare and valuable
cariosities stored in the museums and pri
vate coflec: ions of Europe, which I shall
now have the pleasure of placing before the
American public; and I risk nothing in say
ing, lhat, before many months elapse, I
shall, if life be spared, open to the public a
popular place of instruction and amusement
infinitely more extensive, commodious and
interesting than any ever be ore known
upon this continent I shall dispatch a spe
cial agent to Europe on Saturday next, and
shall soon follow myself, in order to carry
out with business representatives abroad tbe
above plan
sense ot expensive. He cannot afford a
wife whose dress alone will cost him a hun
dred pounds (a moderate sum here in At
lanta,) a year. She will ruin hiru in clothes.
Sbe.'will be to her husband awhile elephant
Ne jroung fellow, in tire receipt, of not more
thafi a comfortable income, dares to take a
wiL^. What is the consequence ? Men shrink
from' committing matrimony.”
An American writer, commenting on the
foregoing, says; “The extravagance of the
sex'iu matters of dress-and display during
thclfast four years,^has been marked and
extraordinary. The result has been that
marriageable men have not dared to marry;
they;, could not afford it; they have shrunk
in terror from the idea oi paying the milli
nery and other bills of a fashionable woman.
The expenditures ol women have driven
men' from marrying, and precisely as the
matrimonial tide has receded"—we will not
quote further from this writer, but will add
foe ourself—consequences have followed
pronibtive of social evils rapidly accumula
ting jiwonghout the whole land.
In-, the strife—for it is a strife—between
Fashion and Matrimony, we lake the side
of the latter, and would urge our fair coum
trywomen to do the same. That. ‘ love of
a bonnet," for instance, sitting on the top of
the head, like
i. '
j. , “A Lit of straw adorned with leather.
^ A yard of lace, a spray of heather,
. Some bugles, and a toasting feather,
These tvifles taken all together,”
siiiNSsSfi^giO".many a fashionable girl to sin
ie ‘blessedness for life, as like trifles have
consigned many others to many more sors
rows. Give it all up, lovely woman, and
champion the cause henceforth of holy mat
rimony. ■
MEXICAN AFFAIRS.
W e referred recently to the sensational
character of the news from Mexico. No
ticing the same, the Chicago Tunes, of a
very recent date, sens’bly says:
The Northern public is just now being
treated to another batch of sensations from
Mexico. A short time since there was re
ported a great number of victories won by
the liberalists, who were apparently carry
ing everything before them. This was done
to aid the “emigration” scheme. The next
attempt to create a feeling in reference to
Mexico was by the statement that we have
100,000 men posted as "a corps of observa
tion on the Texan side of the Rio Grande
and to this was added a statement by Gen.
Grant that the French “must be driven
from Mexico.” Now we are treated to any
quantity of atrocities said to be perpetrated
by French soldiers on American residents.
This last is no more probable than its
predecessors. There is no reason why
Americans shouid be treated any more
badly thau othi r nationalities, unless il be
in case of men who have ‘Vmigrated” there
from the United Slates, aud have taken
sidts in a quarrel with which they had no
preseut concern. All these things are tele
graphed with a view of exciting hostility
against fhe new government in Mexico.
The existence of such a state ot things is
wrong. The people of this country, if they
have legitimate ground of object ion against
Maximilian, will miuilest it at the proper
time aud iu ihe proper manner. They do
not wish do be lie l into a state ot Testing
against Mexico. If the interestwo f republl
cannon demand the cxrulsion ot Maximilian,
the attempt will be made; it is, however,
infinitely sbamvtui to suppose that this na
tion does not know its own rights in this
case, and, therefore, resort is made b> an
atrocious system of falsehood,’ in or Jer to
create a war feeiicrg against M xico. Let
the people discard the^esensational reports.
L a them understand th.it if this government
ever declares war egaiust Maximilian, it
will be done solely in tbe interest ot the
country, and not because Juartz is winuing
great victories, or became the French sol
diery ate “massacreing” American residents
Vert much Mixed.— We heartily sjm-
pathiz.- with the poor fellow who thus re
counts his c ■mplex family matters :
“I got acquainted with a young widow,
who lived with her step-danglrier, in the
same house, i married the widow; my
lather fell, shortly after it, in love with the
step-daughter of my wife, aud married her
My wife became the mother in-law and also
tbe daughter in-law of my own lather. My
wife’s step-laughter is my step-mother, and
1 am the step-father of my mother-in-law.
My step mother, who is the step-daughter
of my wife, has a boy ; he is naturally my
step-brother, but bt cause he is tbe eon ot
my wile’s step-dangler, so is my wile the
grandmother of tne little boy; and I am
the grandfather of my step-brother My
wife has also a boy; my step-mother is con
sequently the step sister ot my boy, and is
also his grandmother, because he ri the child
of her step-son ; and my lather istbr broth
er-in law of my sod, bt cause be has got bis
step-.is er for a wife. I am the brother of
my own son, who is the son of*ray step
mother; I am ihe brother-ia-law of my
mother; my wile is tbe aunt of her own
son, my s^n is the graudsoa of my father,
( ard I am my own grandfather.”
PUBLIC MEETING IN CHEROKEE
fUJlVTT.
Notice having been given, a meeting of
the citizens took place at Canton on Tues
day, the 1st day of Anguit, 1365 Nathan
id 1 Garrison was called to the Chair, and
Win. Gi ishaui elected Secretary.
The Chairman wss then, by vote, called
upon to appoint a committee of five to pro-
poi'e business lor the action of the conven
tion ; whereupon lie appointed James R.
Brown, Isaac M-.C mBi.-H, Jamrs C. Coffee,
Joseph Heard and James L. D. Harbin, Es
quires, that Committee; who, alter retiring
a tew minute?, made the following Report;
Wheuhas, the controversy between the
Nqrth and S -oth which caused so much
excitement and eugendrarei* sib much bitter
feeling bet ween-the two sections for many
years past, wW by the recent revolution re
ferred to tho highest tribunal known among
nations for tho settlement of difficulties be
tween them—that of war; and, whereas,
after a long and bloody struggle the re
sources of the South have been exhausted,
and her gallant armies overpowered by
numbers, and compelled to lay down their
arm3 and submit to the authority of the
Uniled States, which makes'a final decision
of the question ot controversy between the
two sections, and compels Georgia to re
turn to the Union, and take her place among
her sister States under the Constitution of
the United Stater;
Therefore, Resolved, by ihe people of Ghero
kee county, Is#, That whatever may be our
individual opinions as to who was right anS
who was wrong in the stupendous struggle
which has settled the questions at issue be
tween us, it is now the duty of every citi
zen of Georgia to submit to the decision,
ana obey the laws, and endeavor to make a
peaceable and good citizen, and to support
the government under which we aud our
children after us have g >t to live, and to
which we look tor protection.
Resolved 2d, That we rec.ommend oil good
cih-zms to take the amnesty oath, and qual
ify themselves as voters at the earib S5 op
portunity; and that ignoring all past differ
ences of opinion and party questions, they
support their ablest, best and honest men
as delegates to the Slate Convention, which
meets at, Miiledgeville on the fourth Wed
nesday in October next, f.»r the purpose of
organizing the State ; establishing civil gov
eminent, aDd framing a C.institution- for
ourselves aud posterity.
Resolved -3d, That while Georgia was at
tempting to throw off the Government of
the United States, and establish the Gov
eminent of the Confederate States, she
maintained her honor and observed the best
of faith with her own citizens, and with
those S.ates with whom she was associated,
as she has ever done in her past history,
and that in her failure to succeed she was
not disgraced. Looking, therefore, with
pride to-her past history, we feel confident
that in whatever new relation she may en
ter, she Will observe her good faith by re
deeming all her obligations both to her own
cifizar.s and to the Government of the Uni
ted States, thereby vindicating her honor,
and transmit! ing her fair name to the lalrst
posterity.
Res Izedilh, That this meeting condemns
all forcible and illr-gti seizures ol property
which have been made daring the war by
citizens claiming lo belong to different par
ties, and it is the sense ol this meeting that
good Tai h r* quires that said property be
returned lo the rightful owners thereof,
without reference to the political opinions
of the parties from whom it wa3 taken ;
but we recommend parties from whom pro
perly wjs thus taken to use no violent
means to recover the same, but as the rem
edy in the courts will be ample, it should
be sought there.
The Report was adopted with but two
opposing votes.
Resolved also, That the Chairman and Sec
rotary address the President of the United
States, or some other authorized officer,and
rf quest that an authorized officer be sent to
this county, or some citizm be authorized
to administer the amnesty, oath to our
citizens.
Resolved. That a copy ot these proceed
ings he furnished the INTttLi.raE’acer, of
Atlanta, requesting that paper to publish
the same,
N J. GARRISON, Chairman.
W.u. Gui .ham, Secretary.
f%r We do not know who ia the author
of the following, but it certainly deserves a
better fate than to float fatherless the rounds
of cewspaperdom.;
mr. Lothario’s apology.
Vouv ctfmiug Iu last nigt.t, my tore,
Was something sudden. I was helping Nell
To tie the ribbons of her rlgoiette :
She put the crimson of her mouth up—well,
I’m flesh and Wood, and then you singing, came
Into the room, and tossed your head for shame, j
I saw a lari oPmstden- northern lights
Shoot up your cheeks and tremble in your eyes
I tike sttch things. I like to see the wind
Drive {Tightened clouds across tempe tuous skies
I like the sea, and, when it’s easily had,
a very pretty woman, very mad !
Hike the dangerous and regal air
(You bear a queen’s name and a queen you ate,)
With which you donned your thibet opera cloak,
And clasped it with a diamond like a star;
’Tufa charming in my mistress. But, my life
It would not be so charming in my wife.
I like wild tilings, as I have s>i«l, but then
I should not like to own them. Who would be
Proprietor of earthquakes, or loose hurricanes,
Or comets plunging in celestial sea t
Or wed a maid that could, if she should please,
Give him a touch of one and all of these r
Not I. Don’t let a female thunder-storm
Brood in your eyes, with every now and ilien
A flash of ang.y lightning. You have had
Your March and April, now be June agaiu .
Andletyonr fine-cut eye brows’ silken span.
Be bows of promise to your favorite mau 1
I’ve had my laugh, and yea yow pouf, and now
lYou’U spoil that rose -bud if you twist it so,)
Give me both hands that I may say, Good Bess,
The good queen Bess,’ and kiss you before I go—
•The good Queen Bew, whose heart and mind aud la."
Teach rnejo tiseault women—as a race ?
So when I kissed your pretty cousin Neli,
I honored one who taught me to admire
Fair Women in thoir twenties—don’t you see ?
But then dear Bess, as I was standing by her,
Her lips quite dose—now this is entre nous—
Upon my soul, I made believe’t was you !
From the Missouri Republican ct the 2Gth.
A RICH MARRIAGE CEREMONY.
The following description of a marriage
in Illinois by a newly appointed Justice ol
the Peace, who is something of a wag, is
taken verbatim from a letter .written to a
Iricnd in this city. He says :
Having been appointed to the desirable
“posish” of Justice of the Peace, I was ac
costed ou the 5ih of July, by a sleek look
ing youDg man, and iu silvery tones, re
quested to proceed to a neighboring hotel,
as he wished to enter into the holy bonds of
matrimony. Here was a “squelcher.” I
had never done anything of the kind, had
no books or forms; yet I was determined to
do things up strong, and in a legal manner,
so 1 proceeded lo tbe hotel, bearing in my
arms one copy of the Revised Statutes, one
ditto Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary, one
copy large size Bible, a small copy ot the
creed and articles of Faith ot the Congrega
tional Church, one copy of Pope’s Essay on
Man, and a sec ioaal part of the map where
the victim lived. Having placed a table in
tbecenireo! the room, and seated myself
behind it A I, in trumpet tones called the
case. Wiih that the young man and wo
rn >n, with great alacrity, stepped up before
me. Having sworn them on the dictionary
to answer well and truly all the questions I
was about to ask, I proceeded. I told the
young man that, being an entire stranger, I
should have to ask him to give bail for the
cost*. Having heard thi9 so frequently in
Courq I thought it indispensable. He an
swered if I meant the lee for performing
the ceremony, be would deposit it then and
there. As I did not know exactly what I
did mean, l magAnimousIy waived that
portion ot the ceWfhony. I then told him
it would, be jaeceasary to give -bail to keep
the peace. This be said he was willing to
do when he arrived at home, and I then
waived (hat point also.
Having established to my satisfaction that
they wanted to get married, and that they
were old enough to enter into that blessed
state, I proceeded to tie the knot. I asked
him if he was wil’ing to take that woman
to be his wife. He said he was. I told him
that 1 did not require ha9te iu the answer,
that he might reflect a few minutes if he
wished. I told him she looked like a fine
girl, and 1 had no doubt she was, but if the
sequel proved that hs had been taken in, I
did not want to be held responsible. I said
he must love, honor and obey her as long
as she lived. He must not be “snappy"
around the house, nor spit tobacco juice on
the fl >or, all of which he promised faithfully
to heed.
“Now,” said I, “Georgiaoa” (her name
was Georgiaua,) “you hear what Humphrey
aajs. Do you accept the invitation to be
come his wife; will you be lenient toward
his faults, and cherish his virtues; will you
ntv*-r be guilty of throwing furniture at
his head for slight offenses, and will you get
thiee meals a day without grumbling ?”—
She said she would. I asked (hem it they
believed in the command ment i, and they
said th y did. Having read the creed and
articles of faith, as aforesaid, I exclaimed,
* Humphrey, take her, she is yours; I can
not withhold my consent." “Georgians,
when safe in the arms of your Humphrey,
vou can defy the rci ffs and jeers of the
world.”
I then read a little from the “Essay on
Man,” including that passage, “Man wants
but little here below, but wants that little
long.” As a finale to the scene, I delivered
the following cxjrdium : “Go in peace, sin
no more.”
The generous Humphrey ’having placed
a fifty cent check iu my unwilling .palm 1
bade the happy pair a final adieu !
L I TEST FIOIH MEXICO.
General Shelby enters Mexico—He sells his
Guns and Artillery to the Libera's—Jua
rez still at Chihuahua•
What is an Inch of Rain? -The last
weekly return of the British Registrar Gen
eral gives the Inflowing interesting infor
mation in respect lo raiu fall;
R iin tell iu Lmdon to the amount oi 0 43
incites, ^hicu is equivalent to 43 tons of
rain per acre. Tbe rain-fall during the past
week varied from 30 tou9 per acre in Edin
burg to 250 u»qs per acre in Glasgow. An
English acre consists ol 6,372 square inches,
and an inch deep of rain on an acre yields
6272.640 cubic inches of water, which at
297 274 cable inches to the gallon makes
226,235 gallons; and as a gallon of distilled
water weighs ten poundq the rain hill on
an acre is 226,225 pounds, avordupois,
but 2 540 pounds are a too, and consequent
ly an inch deep of rain weighs 100,603
pounds, or nearly 401 tons per acre For
every one hundredth of au inch a ton of
water falls per acre.
if any agrlctxitura!ht were to try tbe ex
perimeut of distribuff g artificially that
which nature as b mntifully supplies, he
Would soon feel ihcliacd to “rest and be
thankful."
D -ga in Texas are trained by putliDg
them with the sheep when they are blind
puppies and rearing them with the lambs
The dogs are regularly fed at a certain hour
in the eveniag, and so never fail to bring
the fl ’ck in at the right time.
We have just received the following im
portant information, which comes via San
An»onio:
Our information from Eagle Pass and Pi-
edra3 Negras is up to July 1. We learn
that Gea. Shelby had reached the first
named point in a quiet and peaceable man
ner, but was informed by the authorities in
Piedras Nigras that he would not be al
lowed to take his men into Mexico with
arms in their hands, but that if he would
leave his arms there would be no oljection
tq, the entry into the country as emigrants
of him-selt and men. We are informed, that
Gen. Shelby finally agreed to this, and sold
his arms aud cannon to the Liberals at Pie
dras Negras. There were 2,500 stands of
small arms, and three pieces of ar.oilery,for
which Shelby rtceived $11,000—$6,000 ia
specie and $5,000 in bonds issued bj" the
Liberals. The arms were immediately
shipped for Chihuahua, The Governor of
the State of Coahuiia acted a3 agent for the
Liberals.
President Jaart z is said tb be at Chihua
hua, and that city is stroDgly fortified. No
imperial troops nearer than 300 miles, and
not in sufficient force to justify an advance
against Juarez’s capital. There i3 no truth
in the report that President Juirez is about
to visit the United States.
jjpW Mr. Benjamin, late Confederate Sec
retary ot State, has reached Paris, and in
tends making his future home in Australia.
It is understood the ex-Seeretary made his
exit from this.country by way of Nassau.
Sir Edward Bulwer Lytton, the great
novelist, has become utterly deaf, and is
now in Paris under the professional care of
the most eminent aurist living.