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was one person present—& country justice of
tbe peace-—who did* not understand what diet
nonjnridicus meant, dr rather ho got a peculiar
riew of its force and effect He marked the
ten o'clock; bat not makinghis appearance, by
ten o’clock the next morning, the landlady sups
>ing to preach a, whole sermon on sneh/a
piece of profanity has been related of a bold and
popular* clergyman of onr own country.’ This
allusion is doubtless to tbe Bevy Henry Ward
t; the lodger appearing; and the good
again went up, but this time peeped
1 the key'hole, when, to her great alarm r
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i sorely are ooongh to convince the most
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bad withered,leaving apparently bat dried skin
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" icbe, bites of Insects mnd rep-
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such as 3 weecy."farcy, grains,braises,wounds^
stiff neck and joints,:lameness, swellings, galls
oar chafes, sore eyes, partial blindness, etc. If
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this valuable medicine on band, ready for any
I
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_ roas of all the counterfeits, be-
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edge that a counterfeit exists, and they will per
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- SHOE-MAKER’S TOOLS, Ac. Ac.
Jan 9, 1855, ly
.NABOB.
BY D, HARDY, JT.
Dying.dylng,
Winter s dying
In the lovely Inn of spring;
Spirits grieving,
Sad are leaving
Winter haunts on viewless Sring.
Comjng, coming,
Spring is coming,
For March’s broctes loud and shrill.
In the Talley, A..
Sport and dally \
With the daneidg daffodil.
Hamming, Humming,
Bees are coming,
For the flow*r on lightsome wing,
Trees are bndding,
. iif — -
Earth with many a I
thing.
rig*#
the 1
On each bndding 1
Upward rn:
Downward
Danes tbe rivulets!
and tree;
3. M. TOMLINSON,
■pLAIN, House Sign, Coach, Passenger Care
X Fretco, Ornamental a ndDecorative Painter
T-r- ; AM ''’tre*-
3cmDvrs joy
of Gilt Glass Door Plates
Public Honses
i Jacob Haas & Co. White Hall Street
,1855 ly;
R. RIPLEY,
ATLANTA, GA.
in China, Crockery, and Glass
mmmwm, Lamps of all kinds ; Oils, Cut*
pkine. Fluid, and AkobolLby the hbL Terms
■ Jan. 9,1825 ly
JOS. R. SWIFT,
GENERAL AUCTION
akd
ISSION MERCHANT,
WHITE HALL STREET,
_ ^ r . GEORGIA. /
Bcference*
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Jan. 2.1865. 2m
> ATLANTA
MACHINE WORKS.
[LATE ATLANTA IRON FOCKDRT.)
'3 new Company is now prcpar-i
ed to do work on short notice,of
heavy and light Castings from
tbe latest improved patterns of Iron,
or Composition, all of which will he warran
ted. Turning, Boriogs and Drilling done to
order. Also, screw cutting of 10 feet or un
der of any size and thread required. Heavy
and light forging of wrought Iron or Steel
done in superior style. ■>
PARTICULAR ATTENTION is called to
their pattern# for Mill Gearing,for Merchant
and Custom Flooring, and Saw Mills, Gin
Gearing of all the usual sizes, arid Sark
Mills always kept on hand. We are also
prepared to build stationary Engine# upon
the latest improvements. All of which will
be sold low for cash. Copper and Brass
taken in exchange for work at cash prices
JAMES L. DUNNING,
john mcdonough,
WILLIAM RUSHTGN.
P. 8. All of the above company arc prac
tical Mechanics, and give their Individual
attention to the business. jan. 'J. ’65.
Elegant Extract.
The fonbwiagbeautifolex'treetisfrom George
Lippard’s lecture on the legendary history of
the revelation. Think of ittyouwho are raising
saob-bne and cry against the Know Noth]
who are endeavoring to place America in
bands of Americans. Think of the many hard
sfaipe out patriot sires bad to. endare to gain ns
the liberty we now epjoy. Think of that til-clad
Hl-armed, half-starving army as they stood
shivering while tbe fierce winds of December
night howled aronnd them, the snow foiling
thick and foct, barefooted—leaving the marks
oftbeir blood-stained foot upon the virgin snow,
their hearts' almost discouraged, and the God
like Washington encouraging them still onward-
Think of these tbinga and then stand np and say
before high heaven that this man is wrong—
that is contrary to the will of our fore lathers,
and against the interests of the country.
nd now, as the old man, his wife and daugh
ters cluster around the fire, tell me, why does
that, old man’s head droop slowly down, Ids eyes
fill, and his hafid tremble V
Ah ! there la oak absent from the Christmas
hearth! ;
He is thinking of the absent one—his manly
bravo hoy, who has been gone from the form-
honse a year.
Bat hark! Even as the thought comes over
him, the silence of the 'fireside is broken by a
faint moan, heard over the wastes of snow from
alar.
The old man grasps a lantern, and with that
young girl by his aide, goes out upon the dark
night.
Lookthere, as following the sound of tbe moan
ti»ey$o,softlyover the frozen'path; how. the
lantern flashes over their forms—over a few
white paces of frozen enow—whilo all beyond
is darkness! -_
something arrests the old man’s eye there in
the snow—they bend down, ho and his daurh
• r.
They gaze upon tbe sight.
It it a human fooMep painted in the
■enow—-painted on the~*»ow—painted «• human
Hood!
■My child,” whispers the old man trembling
ly, “now prey for. Washington! For by this foot
stops stamped In human Mood, I judge that bis
army is passingnear ns!”
Still thatgroun quivers in the Mr. Tnen the
old man and the young girl, following tbe foot
steps in blood, go on nntiltbey reach that reek,
beetling o’er the river there.. There the lantern
light fluhes over the form of a half naked man
crouched down in the snow—freezing and bleed
ing to death.
Tbe old man looks upon that half-clad form,
tbe stiffened fingers graspingabattoredmnsket
It was his only son.
He called to him and tbe young girl knelt
and clasped her brother’s hands, and when she
could warm them, gathered them to her young
bosom, and wept upon his dying face.
Suddenly the brother raised his head—he'ex
tended his hand toiraids the river.
“Look there, father!” said he in a husky voice,
and bending down .over, the rock, the old man
looked fiur over tbe riVer. •
There, under the dark sky, a fleet of boats,
were testing amid the hills pf ice. A fleet of
boats hearing men and arms to the other
shore.
' Was not that a strange sight to see at the
dead of night, on a dark river and a darker
sky! ' '
The old man tinned to his dying son to ask
the meaning of this mystery.
“Father,” gasped the brave hoy tottering to
his feet. “Father, give me my musket—help
me on—help me do#n to the river—for to-night
—for^to-night” As that word was on his Ups
he fcIL—To-night—Washington—the British—
Trenton!” and with that word “Trenton!” gasp-
ing on bis tips, he died.
The old man did not know the meaning of
that word nhtil the nexi morning. Then there
was the sound of mnsketiy to the sonth, then
booming along the Delaway came the roar of
“Then, that old man, with his wife and chil
dren, gathered round the body of that dead
hoy knew the meaning of that single word that
had trembled on his tips—knew that George
Washington hod burst tike a thunderbolt upon
the British camp in Trenton! -
the astoni
the loadable propensity
the eheap regions of tho body, and to acclomo-
rate on those parts which are worth ninepenee
a pound—such an observer of its utility does
not hesitate to call these a beautiful race of
pigs/
“Npr la his praise beneath the dignity of
the lyrie muse. The great German poet, Uh-
land, has sung * The Pig* in his happiest style.
“How muen more graceful are the rapid
movements of the iufontile pig than the elumsy
gambols of tho Iamb!. Yet the latter have been
consecrated to poetry for ages, while the former
pass unnoticed. How bravely does the mother
defend her offsprings and how marked the filial
affection which they display in return; bat the
first is regarded as mere maternal instinct, and
the latter only as a selfish homage to the source
d$ sustenance 1
“Dear as ia thereat paying pig
he is alike the friend and idly of the Anglo-
Saxon. His voice is ereiywhere -blended with
the accents of that power whieh, in the lan
guage of Webster, *has dotted over the whole
surface of the whole globe with her possessions
and military posts, whose morning drum-heat,
following the sun, and keeping company with
the hoars, circles the earth daily with one con
tinuous and broken strain of the martial airs
of England.’
“Eloquently, most eloquently, does that
most beadtiftd of writers, the gentle “Elia,’
expatiate on *110831 pig.*
“Behold him' while ho is doing’! It seemeth
rather a refreshing warmth than a scorching
heat that he is so passive to. How equable he
tnrneth round the string! Now'he is just done.
To see the .extreme sensibility of that tender
age: he hath wept out his pretty eyes—radiant
jellies—shooting stare.
“See him in the dish—his second cradle:
how meek bo tieth S Wonldst thou have this
innocent grow np to the grossness and indocil
ity which too often accompany mature swine-
hood? Ten to one he would have proved a
glutton—a sloven—an. obstinate, disagreeable
animal—wallowing^n all manner of filthy con
versation. From these sins he is happily
snatched away!’
“Not to bo invidious, who, we may ask, has
not joined with unusual thankfulness in the pre
liminary grace over the foirly-brewned spare-
rib, the well cored ham, the nicely-seasoned
sausage?.. What an important question to
many. When are yon going to kill ? what an
important era, but cheering day! Not a paper
do we open that does not record tho price of
pork, and despatches transmit the rise and fall
of baeon. Great in peace, and great in war,
wba* would the nations do, what would the
natives of the world be, without the pork in
their holds? Take that away and a Napier
might toll his ‘boys’ to ‘sharpen their cutla*ses
in vain.”
Emperor Napoleon’s Campaign.
Tbe following extraordinary intelligence is
'given by a recent letter from Paris. If it prove
correct Louis Napoleen has out-played the whole
Emperor has foreseen all tbe calamities
and reverses of Sebastopel ever since the allied
army sat down before the city. St, Arnaud was
a trooper, (pandour) he might have taken tho
place by a charge of cavalry at the first onset,
but failing in that, a siege became necessary.—
Neither Ragland nor Canrobert were equal to
their position and Louis Napoleon knew it. He
did not want Sebastopol to be taken this winter.
He knew that short of a butchery, of which the
history of war affords no parallel, tbe place could
not be carried. He determined that Sebasto*
pol should subserve a mighty political pur
pose. \ A ’ /
“For this, he has been delaying supplies,
while he has concentrated his force* in France.
An overwhelming army is gathering on tbe
Prussian frontier. At Marseilles, Toulon and
Algiers, a flotilla, to be reinforced by English
vessels, will be ready to sail with 70,000 men on
Mare!il5tb. On tbe arrival of this armada in
tbe Crimea, tho Emperor wiil leave Paris, and
appear in person before Sebastopol. A coup de
main, upon a gigantic scale, will be attempted.
Sebastopol will fall. Tho elated army flushed
with tbe feat, will sweep over the' Crimea and
occupy the Isthmus of Perekop. Aftor a cam-',
paign which will endure a fortnight, Louis Na
poleon will return to Paris, where the sudden
ness of bis departure and promptness of his re
turn will find all conspiracies unprepared for
development, and where tho glory of bis vie-,
tory will scatter all further treason to tbe
winds. w/' f . ' X. .- S-. . .. * .-•£
Such is tbe campaign'contemplated by Louis
Napoleon. P-o assured that if Providence does
not interfere, it will take place as I bare said.
Collaterally with the departure of tbe Emperor
forthe East, the French army on tbe Russian
frontier will operate upon Rbenish Prussia. A
note will be sent to the King of Prussia, deman
ding free passage for tbe French troops through
his dominions, which, if refused,,will advance
Dr*. Smith & Wooten to the Rhine. ^ - /V /
H AVING associated themselves in the prac- ' ———— ►—* ;—7—r— , , .
tice of Medicine and Surgery, offer their :.T A little girl of four years, had been brought
services to tbe public. Dr. Smith is prepared » very properly with regard to correct speech,
to treat any diseases of the Eye and Ear. Office one day looking: at her doll 1 feet^sbe
Sl*.T7 M tor W. u. A. S»itb’« Ifd, “1 .pa, I know that ft.l. URT.pl/, b.t I
Book Stare. jan 23 '55, [I y. J, do love to say little tootieB.
There is n great deal of genuine humor in
Report of tho Committee on Pigt,” ad
dressed to the President of the Berks County
(Pennsylvania) Agricultural and Horticultural
Society, at their celebration last summor. An
extraot or two will assure tho reader of this
.foot *
“The pig la an important animal. Of a so-
rene and philosophical temperament, his men
tal and morel power* are not of that brilliant
east whieh attract tho general attention. Un-
tike the *half reasoning elephant,’ his intelleo-
tuul acquirements aro usually so limited that
owned pig’ stands alone—a prodigy in tho
world’s annals. What judicious instruotioa and
maturity of years might effect, is, of courso,
mere conjecture, as an early death Is a charao
teristio of tho raes; and when attention is dl
reeled ohiefly to physical development, any pre-
cocions displays of youthful genius would bo
likely to pass unnoticed.
“In advocacy of tho claim of this race to
tho title of beautiful, able writers have not dis
dained to employ their pens. *No animal,’ says
Sydney Smith, entombed in.their own fat, over
whelmed with prosperity, success and farina,
could possibly he so disgusting, if it were not
useful; but a breeder who has oetually atten-
dod to the small quantity of-food it require* to
ag genius it displays for obesity—
y of tho flesh to desert
Emigration fhou Ireland Checked.—Tho
BaUhomsloe (Ireland) Star says:
“During the last week numerous letters have
been received in this neighborhood from New
York and other American cities, bringing intel
ligence which will nndonhtedly tend to check
the tide of emigration to that quarter. Destitu
tion prevails to an alarming extent There is
no employment In New York, and thousands
of the poor Dish are undergoing an order worse
than that occasioned in their own country by
the famine and pestilence of 1846.. We hare
J>een permitted to inspect some of the letters
received in this town and its vicinity within the
last few days, and really the details they give
are of a most fearful description. The sonp-
kitchens have been established, and a large
proportion of the redundant population are kept
alive at the public expenee. The advice in ev
ery letter is, “Do not by any means, come out
here, if even a miserable subsistence can be got
at home.” We have been in expectation of such
a result for some time. The enormous flow of
emigrants info the cities and towns along the
Atlantic for tbe last few years eonld not bat
have a disarirouswffect upou local circamstan-
■^■At all events,’ we need not anticipate du
ring the coming season such a drain from our
shores as has depopulated, in a great measure,
many of the best districts of the west of Ireland.
Tbe fact is, that many individuals who, fortn-
itely, were enabled to do so, have returned
and we understand that many others will fol
low their example.”
single pound of flax thread, intended
for the finest specimens of French lace, is val
ued at six hundred dollars, and the length of
tbe thread is about two hnndred and twenty
six miles. One pound of this thread is more
valuable than two pounds of gold.. ^
Slavery and Commerce.—The following
just observations are taken from tbe Richmond
(Ya.) Dispatch. Hunt’s Merchant’s Magazine
copies them and^Omarks, ' “right or. wrong,
there ' is more froth than poetry in its state-
motiL” .'C,
“The tirhole commerce of the world turns
the product of slave labor. Wbat could
mmorce bo without cotton, sugar, tobacco,
rice'and naval stores? All those aro tbe pro
duct of slave labor.—It, is a so tiled foct that
free labor eannot produce them in sufficient
entity to supply the demands of mankind..'
has been'said that one froe laborer is eqnal
to five slaves. If this be so, why has hot free
labor been employed in the,production of the
above staple? ,It has Keen attempted, and in
every case which it has been introduced, has
failed. Tbo wfJrld follows its interests, and if
free labor was more valuable* than slaved it
would be employed at this moment in tbe Uni
ted States, Cuba, and Brazil, which are all
to free labor. And herein hot the great
dity and self-reliant strength of tbe slave
over the free States,
The former freely permit tho Northern capi
talist to come in with his froo labor and com
pete with slave labor. The latter pass laws pro-
libitlng the Southern capitalists from eoming
in with his slaves to .compete with Northern la
bor, .. Their prohibitory laws aro pawed, bocanse
they arc afraid of slavo competition: where*
a* tbe South, in tho faco of the pretense
which has boon liandod down from Wilberforco
to these times, that one white laborer is eqnal
fo. five slave*, throws her door wide open and
invites tho free laborer to walk in and try, his
hand, and daro not como. What would booomo
of England, the arch-agitator of abolitionism,
but for cotton, by the manufacture of which she
has waxed fat and strong, while she curses tho
system by which it is produced? By tho way,
will somo ono inform us why tbe English con
science bos never suffered as much from Sla
very in Brazil as slavery in the United
State!? - • •* •••
gossip of tho Supreme
brary and Lounging Room, a fow days
a a little story told on a distinguished
From the Montgomery Mail.
« Joe ttldlcus!”
Current among tho
Court Library and Lounging^
since, was a littlo story f
member of tho bar, from ono of tho central
oonnties of tho State; and as it tickled all
who heard it, from the Chief ^Justice down to
tho “latest admission,” wo comprehend that we
cannot abeointoly spoil it, with our currents ea-
lamo :
Some months ago, the gentleman .to whom
special referonco is made above, and who may
be called Col. Dash, was retained to defend a
most terrible “assault with intent to murder,”
in a county North of his own, which may he
designated as tho county of Blank. As vLwas
a rerw bad oaso. Col. Dasttndrlsed'his client,
who had entered into bond with good security,
in $3,000, that it was well enough to forfeit the
A Heretic Pnissr. -Tho Florence corres
pondent of tho N. Y. Times remarks:
Under eertain auspices, it is a fonny thing to
be in Italy. Is it not a suggestive circnmstai
to be admitted to tho confidence of a Catbolio
priest, and to bo told by him, as I was told
this morning, that tho Pope is a buffone, that
tho cardinals area set of birbanti, and that
priosts generally ore briconi and birbonit I
hardly nood render these epithets into their
English equivalents of raseals, scamps, and
jail-birds, I expected no snob communications
as these, and for a moment supposed I was
dreaming.. My heretic wont on to say that the
chnrch claims to be the guardian and propaga
tor of tho Bible—a pretty propagator, truly,
when the prfee of thonrtiole propagated varies
in Italy from two dollars to two and a half,
whilo tbe English, if tboy were allowed, would
he glad to circulate It to any number of copies
at tho rate of 17 cents apiece. He went on to
recognizance by foiling to appear, and to take think that the, nn -rt
{ST happened to have been tho I be pnt to dea ? h> not exclndlng the Pope' 'The
This course was taken, and at tho proper K°u7mneXd^
tim, Col. Dash, whose month Is one of real ora- £h e re«^for^
hb^e in * pnbHc church^radSte^y quS
HS^StereSff andlrfLS ^ of Cathplfe ceremonial on 7 nnmer-
int T 0 o ous 8^ occasion*. He made me the above
^hdhhnr^Ae, »^owals in the striotestsscreoy, ot course; and
P 6 ** 80 °^ n ® l could not have snpposed that I would betray
outsovoral times—rfies non jundicu^-so often him in this heartless way. 7
■ indeed, that even the nnlesrned and altogether I *
nntechnicol came, all, to
that diet non juridiout
Sunday meant diet »
not veiy .essentially
law did not rocoj
better the day, the
“All?” did wo
person present-
alcogetbe
owhy the context,
cant Sunday, or that |
uridictii, which was
Jerent: and'that the
e social apothegm, “the
• the deed.”
Not exactly {—There
country justice of j
The Mormon Prophets.—A short time since ‘He took his place on Tuesday evening at
three persons called at a house in the locality Surry Chappo?, and preached a most Striking
of the Newport Cattle market^ and one of them sermon from Daniel’s words toBelshazfor: ‘But
requested lodgings for the night. He was ac* the God in whose hands thy breath is, and whose
commodated, and the other two gentlemen see- are all thy ways, hast thon not glorified.' After
ing their friend in comfortable qnarters, took an introduction, giving some acconnt of Bel*
their leave. The lodger retired to bed about >hazzar, he impatiently and abruptly broke off
[From tbe Coinmbui Enquirer.] ■
Trantlated from, the Greek of Anacreon.
BT A. B. SEALS. ’
ana'creonTo HIS LYRE.
I wish to sing of heroes, hold,
The princely sons'of Atdrecs old;
And 0 my harp ! the strain prolong,
And celebrate, in Epic song,
The noble deeds of Cadmus great,
Exiled from home by adverse fate.
Alas ! my harp, I strike in vain ;
For when thou sendest forth a strain,
Thy chords resound with love alone—
They vibrate not in Epic tono. ,
J'vo lately ohanged the strings entire,
And fashioned oat another lyre ;
Bat when I tane my voice to sing,
And o’er thy chords my fingers fling,
Still,, only love resounds from thee,
Thou Hercules.my theme should ho.
Farewell, ye heroes! famed above,
My harp plays only songs of love.
Mountain Hill, Go., Feb. 26,1855.
In a review in a late nnmber of' The Church-
man’—whose fair type, White paper, and bean-
tiful heod, it is always ft pleasure to see, to say
nothing of the pleasure and instrnctions afford
ed by its pernsal—the following anecdote is foi, #d '
quoted of^‘the Senior Ryland,’ a • distingaised ^ - ,
dusenting clergyman of a former time in Eng- P8 ood
Too BYcet.
Perhaps thcro is not a more' offensive feature
of dandyism, than overscenting with high fla
vored sweets. As the Scotch proverb has it, it
isovor tweet to bo wholsome. An amusing re*
bnke of this vulgar habit was given at Niagara^
last summer, Which is Worthy of Preservation ‘
Sitting on the piazza of the Cataract Hou3e>
was a young foppish-looking gentleman, his
garments very highly scented with a mingled
odor of bad cologne and very powerful inusk.-^
A. solemn faced, old-looking man, after passing
the dandy several times, with a look of aver
sion Which drew general notice, suddenly stop
ped, and in a confidential tone said *
, “Stranger, I can to)! you what will take that
scent out of your clothes. You take—”
“What!—what do you mean, sir ?”
said tbe exquisite, filled with indignation and
starting from his chair.
“Ob l. Get mad now ! Sweat—pitch round-
fight ; just because a man wants to do you a
kindness!’’cooly replied the stranger. “But
I tell you I do know what'll take out that smolh
Phew ! You just bury your clothe* ! bury 'em,
only for a day or two 1 I had an uncle who once
got foul of a sk t*1
At this instant, there Wont np from the crowd
a simultaneous roar of merriment; and the dan*
dy very sensibly “cleared the coop,” and van-
Or, 7 ae 1 — — / * —— ———
room door; but receiving no reply, she should bring home the charge in the text against
thought he had perhaps been over-fotigned on oyery Individual in the place, in four grand ins
tho previous day, and therefore slept late and stances.*
soundly. A couple of hoars more elapsed! The reviewer remarks upon this : ‘A similar
phrase, however, and invested it, in his own
mind, with a monstrous potenoy, as the sequl
shows. . ' /
Some weeks after the motion to quash—which
was entirely successfal, thanks to dice nonju•
ridicue!—’Squire Hobbs, the jostice aforesaid.
had, in his own beat, a case before him, in m*-. . , ^
which a citizen was charged with stealing a pig, j parentiylifeieas* She called herhnsband. I P ik on « 7ei 7 hot summer day, and taidng onthis
other chattle under the value of twenty who went into the room, and without hesitation white handkerchief/and wining his forehead, ex-
dollars. The examination, if it did not estab
lish the guilt of the aecnsed “beyond a reason
able doubt,” raised some ugly presumptions;
and his lawyer, aware of the
the “c r urt”—'Squire Hobbs,
view of the rigidity of the 1
preliminary, criminal trials,
terposeany defence, at that
client wns ready to make a
the next term of the Cironi
would satisfactorily establi
“ Bond!” exclaimed ’Sqni
remarked to
bresaid—that in
regdlating
would not in-
ie, bat that his
d, to appear at
Court, when he
is innocency.
Hobbs.—“Bond!
pronounced him to be a corpse. At this criti- | claimed, 'It is 4—d hot!’ which he^repeated, ad-
cal moment there came aloud knocking at the | ‘Ung; ‘Such wore the profane words which I
street door, on opening it the. trnw»m» jfow %t- j heard uttered this moroingin tha TOry vaztihnU
of this church, sacred to the worship oFthe Most
High!’ and whiph ho proceeded to denounce.—
We saytltis language has been attributed to
Mr. Beecher, hat* we don’t believe ho ever .ot
tered it, or any thing like it; and yet we have
been authoritatively told, and hundreds doubt
less believe it, that he did make use of this lan
guage. Of the English^‘specimen/ ‘The Church-
Yes, I say Bond ! And attpe next term of the
circuit court, have that big-pouthed l
come thar, and hollcr JOE RIDICUS!
JOE RIDICUS !! two or ttirtc timet, and away
goes your'BOND! Conriablel tie the defen
dant np to that tree, oat thar, and give him
thirty-nine lashes, and see what Joe Ridicns
can do with thatl” / 1
And they say that the thingwas so well done,
that even “Joe,” himself, would never have
had the face to plead nul tiel record to that re-
cognizance! -.-Ly.—
The Richest “Opening” on Record.
same, two men who had brought their lodger
the night before. As soon as they jaw her, they
said,-“Ton have a dead man in the house!”
The woman said it was so, bat asked how they
knew it? “0,it hath been, revealed nntous
by the angel of the Lord!” said the prophets.
The husband, who.appears to have been more
wide-awake than his wife, and who had been _ _
quietly listening to this, then said, “O,T see; 11 wau'says: ‘Itis'not to be jhgified ; bat Jay
see;” and fethehing a moderate sized walking- would not hare rec'ordpdit, if with Robert Hall
stick, ho ran np to the corpse, to which he ap- j b 0 had not a sincere respect for. the,preacher’s
plied his stick so effectually that. the .corpse | character, notwithstanding his outre utterance,
sprang out of the hod .with one bound, hud- | Even grim John Newton, R appears, was not
died on its clothes with as little deliberation,
and. darting down stairs, joined his brother
prophets, and the three dhcamped with the least
possible delay.—London Patriot.'
Tracts.—Tracts can go ^ everywhere. Tracts |
know no fear. Tracts never tire. Tracts nev
er die.—Tracts can be multiplied without end
by the press. Tracts can travel at littie ex-
natured satire when'well founded,
— »— i—
American Defeats.
-In 03wego, New York Littlejohn, the traitor,
ha3 been elec ted Mayor, by the Vote of the Irish
and tho Abolitionists. He is Speaker of the
New I ork Assembly, and violated his pledge,
by voting for Seward. The Abolitionists and
the, Irish h&vc rewarded him for his treach-
ery *
^But it will prove a dear-bought victory lot
them. A spirit of resistance will be aroused
throughout the whole American party, which,
at the next election, will sweep the State.
Trcty has been conquered by the Irish, for the
c That heastiful city wiil redeem her
self hereafter. One year of foreign rale‘will
show her the difference between being governed
by Americans and being governed by Irishmen.
“Sweet are the uses of adversity^
Syracuse, the headquarters of Abolitionisifl,
has of course, beon carried by the coalition of
Pierce men, Sewardites, Garrisonite3, and for
eigners. Their majority over the Americans is
400. The resouors of Jerry may now congratu
late themselves on having the national admin-<
istration on their side.
averse to/these diversions.’
rises, 1
Bad ‘pnlpil
we think.—Knickerbocker Magaxii
t-exer-
agasine.
Biddy HcShane, to Jobn Mitchell,
We have received by the hand of a mutual
friend, the following letter, addressed by Biddy
McShane, to herowld friend, the Patriot, John
Mitch el, which we take pleasure la publishing,
in compliance with her request to that, effect,—
Under the head of “The Lawyer,” we find the | P« n “\ They ran up and down like the angels I
following inimitable piece of poetry, In one of | ofGod.blcs^ng all^ginng toaU,and asking | S
In Russia, Herkimer county, N. York, two
boys 12 or 14 years old, had a quarrel, when
one went into the house and asked his mother
to hand him a pistol- from a shelf, which she
did, and he shot the other boy through tho
bead, killing him instantly.
4 ;■ .
Wise men mingle mirth with their cares, as a
help either to forget or overcome them; but to
resort to intoxication for the ease of one’s titind
is to euro melancholy by madness.
‘ * —ft—* ;
La New England only one adult out of eVety
four hundred is unable to read and write.
our exchanges:
An attorney was ‘taking a tarn,” i
In shabby habiliments drest,
His coat was shockingly worn.
And the rast had invested liis vest
His breeches had suffered'a breach,
His linen and worsted were worse,
He had scarco a wholo crown in bis hat,
And not a half crown in his puree!
. And thus as he wandered along,
A cheerless and comfortless elf,
He sought for relief in a song
Or complainingly talked to himself.
“Most unfortunate man that I am,
My only clientis grief. -. ,
The case is, Tro no “case” at all,
And in brief, I have ne’er had a brief.
“Tbe profession’s already so full
Of lawyers so full of profession,
That a modest young man liko myself,
Can’t make the smallest impression.
“They grant I’m acquainted with ‘grants,’
Can devise a devise or plea,
Canmake a good plea in ‘fee simple,”
Bnt can’t get the simplest “fee.” v
“I’ve waited and waited in vain,
Expecting an opening to find,
Where an honest yonng lawyer might gain
Some reward for the toil of his mind.”
While tbns he wandered along;
His eyes acciden tally fell
On a very deep hole in tho ground
And he sighed to hims elf “it’s a well.”
To enrb his emotions he sat
On the enrh-stonethe space of aminute,
Then cries, “here’s an opeBing at last,”
And in less than a jiffy was in it.
Next day twelve citizens came,
The Coroner’s 'quest to attend,
To the and that it might be determined
How that man had determined his end.
The man was a lawyer, it seems,”
Said the foreman ‘opened,’ of course.
‘A lawyer ! alas, cried another,
Ho nndonhtedly died of remorse.”
A third said he knew the deceased,
An attorney well versed in the laws,
And os to the cause of his doatb,
“’Twas no doubt for the want of a cause!”
The ‘crowner’ at length gave a verdict,
Which finally'settled the matter,
That the youngmon wasdrown-dedbecaose
He could not keep his hood above the wa
ter.
no gift in retorn. Yon can print tracts of all
sizes, on all subjects, in all places; and at all
hoars. And they cafr talk to one as well as to
a multitude; and to a multitude as well as to
one. They require no pnblie room to tell their
stoty in; they can toll it in the kitchen or in
the shop, the parlor or tbe closet—in the ralway
carriage, or in the omnibus, or the broadway,
or in the footpath through the fields. They
tako no notes, or jeers or taunt. 1 No one can
betray them into hasty or random expressions.
Though they will not always answer questions,
for Irishmen’s rights from the dry knocks of
Donnybrook, to the vitriolie shower hath pre
scribed in cases of popular inflammation, by
more modern doctor in politics :
Sinsin'XATi, Febraazy 1.
John, Darlkt ! ' 1
Faix, and you’vo done it this
time, and no meestafee ! Hubbaboo! ’Aint
there a good timeacoinin’? Hurra! John, yon’re
a broth of a boy to kick np a shindy. Won’t
we have a ra-organization cf the white-boys,
and top off the hard times with a bit of a revo-
^they will teU-their story twice or thrice, or four lushoon, as we did in ould Ireland ? It's lucky,
times over, if you wish them. And they can
be made to speak on every subject; and on eve
ry subject they may be made to speak wisely
and well. They pan, in short, be made vehicles
of trath, the teachers and reformers of classes;
the regenerators and benefactors of all kinds.—
W. Howitt.
American Victories.
On monday and Tuesday last, the Americans
were triumphant in the following cities and
towns:
Chicago, the home of Douglas.
Aubnm, the home Eeward.
Rochester.
Utica.
Bath, Me.
Fall River, Mass.
Salem, Moss.
Newburyport, the home of Caleb Cashing,
Palmyra, New York.
Horaelsville, do.
Waterford, do.
Kinderhook, the home of Yap Bnren.
John that yon was spared to ns, when so many
poor fellows conldn’nt stay—bad- lack to the
Goovernment! There .was Mitcfaael, my first
hnsband, that read the United Irishman and
made heads for pikes—he soorrendered his tick
et of lave, and left suddenly for-Hcaven, at the
ind of a rope—desartin me a wailin widdy.—
Sure he broke his parool; and so the next, day
I married red-haired Pat, and kem to Ameriky.
But glory he to the blessed Virgin, well have
the old times overagain. Hurrafor Irishman’s
rights. Let us be ayther citizens or-inimys.—
Whoso afeard ? Let ivery freeman be drilled
and trained, and have his arms always riddy!—
Who’s a better right ? What’S liberty when
ye can’t fight agin the Goovernment, knock the
S ilees on the bead, and kick np a ruction ?—
nswer me that! .
The saints have you in their holy keepin.
„ Biddt McShane,
The Jefferson Democrat; a' roaring, ranting
blustering, abolition paper, published at Char-
don, Ohio, says:
, JL - ^ “As a national party, the Know Notnings are
In Maine, Massenosotts, and New York, at pro-slavery, and this foct is fully proved by their
the town elections, the Americans, with few
exceptions, have completely rented the faesion'
ists and tho foreigners.—American Organ.
open advocacy of a southern man, and slave
holders.
“Is it possible that any anti-slavery man can
be so blind to the interests of freedom, .as to
Baby-Stories.—Our friend “Cymon” hasa give his influence directly or indirectly, to on
little girl of four years old—a child of mnoh organization which openly declares their oppo-
promiso. She is a lady not only “np” in the I sition to any anti-slavery agitation ? The whole
literature of tho nursery, but can giye “read- scheme in oar opinion, is controlled by south
ings from Shakspeare” in a manner worthy of era men; who .endeavor to. appeal to the reli-
oldor years. The other morning she was cross giousprejudices.of the northern people ag&inst
and fretful, and her mother reminded her that the Catholics, in order to divert the attention of
she didn’t look so pleasantly as she might— the people from the great question of the day—
that her swollen eyos and pouting lips made American slavery. Every day’s, reports of the
her look ugly. The little lady paused a mo* doings of the order, convince ns more’and more
ment, as if making some stupendous reflection of this fact, and We think the publio. will soon
in her own min’d, then taming to her mother |. be satisfied that no good to . the anti-slavery
An ounce of quicksilver, boat up with the white
of two eggs, and put on with a feather, is the
cleanest and surest bed-bug poison.
A wife full of truth, innocence, and ldte is
the prettiest flower a man can wear next to his
heart - ' '
A fool in high station is like a man on the top
of a monument—ever thing apnears email to er-
erj body.
Col. Benton, in speaking of Congressional
matters says he never pared off, but once in his
life and was with a young woman the right he
got marriod */
—Yon-have no tuisness with other people’s
business; bnt mind your own businesSj and
that is business enough for Any buisness man.
A witness named. Wasbam was called to tbe
stand to give his testimony. Having taken his
place, he turned to the bar, before testifying,
and earnestly inquired “which side am I on ?”
Ah editor who never thinks twice before he
speaks, says that the first dresses worm by oaf
primitive ancestors in the Garden of Eden were
bear (bare) skins. - -
“I see you are in black,” said a friend of
ours, the other day. Are yon in mourning for a
friend Thomas V’
“No ? I anfin mourning for nty sins.”
“I nover heard that you had lost Any,” was
tho instant and keen reply/ '
Anecdote op Erskine-—Sir Justice Ashurt
had a long, lankly visage, wioh led Erskine
to pen the following couple:
Judge Ashurt with his iantern jaws
Thrown3 light upon the English laws
PICKED UP IN SMITH’S LIBRAY;
If prayer and fasting for a little season
*. Make one'for strictest piety renowned
My choicest books may pass for saints with
reason;
For they, forsooth^“Ieep7««i”|tho whole year
round, - ‘
King George 1-11,, having seen cite of his
coiirtcbaplAins at the play; expressed surprise
and displeasure. “Sire,” replied the chaplain,
“lam. not ashamed at appearing at any place
where onr‘most religions and gracious sovereign,
Short Measures.— 1 Tho severest commenta
ry on the honesty of New. York retailers is to
be found in tbe recent report of the officer who
examines weights and measures, by which it
appeafs that out of. 1,897 dry measures exam
ined during' the last yoar only 317 were -found
correct; while of all the wet measures exam
ined two thirds were found to ho below tho
standard.
«?D“Dr. Beeswax, In his “ Essay 01
. . .. .. .- t £ atr ,
with a half sunshiny face, she said, “ Well,
ugly little dtieks may some times .he pretty
swans!” The application of the nursery 'story
of the ugly little duck was thus most admirably
made. ..
Another easo was heard of foil as good. A
littlo girl of 'four years had been brought up
very properly with regard to correct speech,
when one day looking at her doll’s foot she said
—“Papa, I know that feets is proply> bnt I do
love to say little tootles l”—Boston Post, Feb,28,
Orioin of thb W eddiho Ring.—Tho weddku
ring, according to the ancient ohronieler, Join
qSwinton, on eminent antiquarian and divine,
was at first not of gold but of iron, adorned with
adamant, signifying durance and strength.—
“Howbeit,” ho says, “itskiileth not at this day
what the rlUg he Made of; the form -of it being
round, and without end doth impart that their
love should circulate and flow contitHiAlly/’—
The finger upon which, tho ring is worn—the
fourth on tho loft hand next to the little finger
—is ^selected,’ because there was supposed a
vein of blood to pass from thence to the
heart. /
Story of th* Queen.—The London Adver
tiser has an anecdote to tho effect that tho Qneen
_ on Wo-
mon,” remarks, with somo truth, that “beau
ties generally die old maids,”' “They set such
value on themselves,” he says, “ they don't find
a purchaser until tbe market is.closed.—Ottt of
a dozen beauties who have come out within the
last eighteen years, eleven aro still-singlo, and
•thoy spend their days in working groeu dogs on I just before tho delivery or the Gazette contain' „
yellow’wod, while their evenings-are devoted ing details of the killed and wounded at lakor-i bis relations with /the lady shoean tell better
cause, can by any possibility come out of a
cret political organization.”
Pretty strong this; but no stronger than the
following whieh wo copy from the Cleveland
Leader, a free soilp^per situated in the heart of
Gidding’s distriot, .(the Western Reserve.)—
This is. the strongest abolition district in the
Union—by the by: / ’
“We Write as no alarmist, but coolly. We
embrace, the good and the bad eloments in the
ordor, and grudge it deliberately. And Whilo
thus oool and deliberate, we say, if the oourse
and policy of the “American movement’ be not
checked or changed, oh utter and disgraceful
rain will crush it. No power can save it. It
will overwhelmed by its own treason to free
dom at home; And by the reaction oansedbyits
own base alliance with despotism there. It will
die and damn every prominent man known to
lead in it.” t '
A Soldier’s Fortunes in Love.—Tho follow-
ing'roinantic story is current .in the upper circles
of Paris and London relative to ab attachment
whieh the French General Carbonot is known
to ontertaih for the daughter of ono of the Brit
ish gonorols who fell at/the battle oT Inkerman.
It will be remembered 'that.the Canada brings
later intelligence that the gallant general has
been virtoally superseded and will probably be
recalled in disgraco. How far this will affoct
tho Bead of the
present”
hiirch,’ thinks proper to be
•/ Whoever wishes to get on in the world has
only to take lessons of a hen chasing A grass
hopper through a fieid. With a long heck and
peeled eyes, take a fow hurried strides, stop
short, peep over peep under, now to the left,
■then to tho right, one flutter; and you have
him-” . '
to low spiri ts and French novels,”
than we. Alas ! how much has-hung upon the
capture of Sevastopol:
Previous to tho departure of the French gen.
oral with tho army of the East, ho had an inter
view with tho young lady in Paris, and urged
his suit with his characteristic and national en-
jHIHII _■ w B . thnsiasm. It is.said that tho interview was
day, Itwidons nnd narrows, heels and toes hurried away to'the ..room jn which thedcs-l satisfactory,, and thegnllant general left; .ex-
with tbe regularity and smoothness of «n ex- patehes were left, snntclicd them .np, opened- pressing a ohivqlrons doterinination of winning
porioncod knitter. The MAChino is oh exhibi* them,'and eagarly ran her-eyo over the list of I a marshal’s batpn, and becomicg more worthy
tion at tho Mercantile Hotel, Now'York. It | killed and' wounded officers in Liont. Colonel of the much-prised English beauty, Sevasto-
Ha ' ' " . ■ ... *
^ESTTho latest invention is that of a new
Knitting Machine. It is very simplo in its
constraotion,. and eaty in its management. A
girl ten years old, with a single machine, by
band power can knit »lx pairs of stockings
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msnn, desired that the despatches should not ho |
| brought into tho usual room of Lady Gainsbor-
|,ough—who has a brother at tho Crimea—were
E resent. Lady Gainsborough was with her
Iqjesty when the despatches wore received,
and they were pat into another room in acoor- J
danoe with the Queen’s.wishes. Her' Majesty
Apt.—A reverend gentleman, “down South,”
being invited by a.yonng friend to take a pri
vate drink, agreed to disposo of a lemonade.
By some mistake he drank his friend's whiskey
punch who informed him that ho had taken the
wrong horn. The minister smiled affably, and
remarked: Ah, my friend the horn of the un
godly shall be put downPsalms 72: 19.
Blank t*ET0Es.—TVhen Sydney Webster the
President's Secretary, had dolivered tho Col
lins veto message, Mr. Bcntou grasped him by
'the hand and delivered the following sentiment ;
“Sir, tell the President I thank him for this act,
He deserves tho thanks of the country. I'll
bo d——d to h—lif.I would not keep blank
vetoes by mo to defeat tho bill of this Con-
grsss.” I ■ s .
Tho Madison Patriot tells a good story. It
says that, aftor tho State officers wefo Indicted
by the .Grand Jury/last fall one of them said to a
noted clergyman there, “Well, they’ve indicted
ns, but if they convict I don’t see how in h-ll
thoy can punish us/’ To which the parson
oooily replied: “Ob, sir, leave off the h-ll and
I don't see, myself) how you are to be punis
hed,”
'York. It killed and'wounded officors in Liont. Colo ..
is the invention of a Connecticut man, named Jocelyn’s regiment Finding that he had os- pol has, howover, proved fatal to tho father of
'of its ad- | caped/-not hotogevon.wounded--her -
Ellis, who died .before reaping any
vantages. It has been patented, nnd
■ *
^ ...... a stook
company formed, which will establish a nrnnu-
cspec
rushed into the hpartme
* s, and sottin
Majesty I tho young ladybut tho samo officor who
ent where Lady Gains, brought the distressing intelligence was also en- 5
borough was, and sotting tho rules of court eti' trusted with a message from’the wounded Genet*
factoi-y Immediately in NewYork. A. T. Stow- I quotto at naught, threw hor arms around Lady al Cnnrobort to tho lady in utter, ignorance of
art,'has taken .1^0,000svocth'of the stoek. Tho Gainsborough’s 'neck, and exclaimed, with an her bereavement, dilating on his brightened . - - - L
. knitting poodles, oinphasis which cannot bo dosoribod,—“Ho’s prospects as ono step towards his implied prom- John W. lison,,got a thrust m tho back through
33 gone. safe! he’s aafo 11” Wliat a Queen! I i«o of rendering himself worthy of her hand. [mistake.
Somothlng'of a row was had in Augusta
about 11 o’oleck on Tuesday night. Some six
or eight people, as tho account goes, met in a
drinking shop kept by a man named Benjamin
Johnsoii, near tho Augusta Factory and closed
tho usual performnees with a free fight in the
street, where bowios were the principal weapons
used. Messrs. Admssion Attoway, Decatur
'fanner, and l.owis Thompson woro cut, the two
latter.pretty seriously. A passer by also, Mr.
old women must look to their
tboir favorite occupation will bo
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