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THE PAULDING NEW ERA. Wm. A. BREOKENRIBGE, Publisher, “OnMiird nn<l Upward.’ SUBSCRIPTION i $1.50 Per Annum* VOLUME I. DALLAS, PAULDING COUNTY. GA./FEBRUARY 8. 1883. NUMBER 10. PKOFUiasIONAL CARDS?. R. OASO.V, dentist. Wi! belli Dallas on (he fomth Tuesday mi each nion'h, lo ,l» „|l kind, of dsntsl wo,fcb e | 0 5 to the p'o'ers’oii. He will remain only one werk in cncli month. s. bobTetson, PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, TemDra his proftsshn il s rvhes in tic practice of medicine in nil its tiMuofae* to the citir..»ns of Dallas and KurroundiiK country. No. 5 Ac vorlh street, near c art house. w. K ITRLDBR. GKO. II ROIIERT* JjNI ELDER * ROBERTS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, DilUa. Paulding Cmntv, Gaorgla. I’rao ioe in ell the o >ur a. Prompt ntten- tmn RiVt n to looking afler wild laud claims. Uollecttons a apecia ty. 1 ly M SPUNKS, ‘attorney at law, Dillai, Paulding County, G.’orgin. Proaipt attention given to collections in any part of Mm State. Wild lauds looked after and Intruders ejected. THOMPSON & SPINKS, Attorney ami Counsellor at Law, Da'las, Paulding C>., Ga. Will practice in all the couris of this State, from the ju tice c ourj up* Prompt attention Riven to collections Looking after wild lands, removing intruders, etc., made a spe* •clalty. D allas jewelry store, N^xt dooi to Hotel, Watches, Clock* and Jeweliy repaired at short notice Vt.demd it with lD tire u Stamps and w« will semi one R.imilo s it of 6 uew st) 1 Myrtlo ’tilp e plat 11 l;a p. mu. Co - (aius no ton Harriot I Kcntilnp, equal iu Hpp-aiancu to th'oe dollar sp ms. tu want m i ta p'enr, oi money r<fun I* J. . 3t r« nt t) int. dilute * gen’s wanted and KOt 1 par. « I mi lira i ph. mI ti> h the m nu’aa - urerr, 1H \ WM UT 8; LVF.U I’LAIECO., H;i Lrt nu ll fid et c.'t, it itor, ''ass. THIS our YOU CAN HAVE ANY KIND OF Sewing Machine Repaired. 33 DY All Kinds of Needles, Attachments, Parts, LtcEtc, — OF— I*. MCCOKMA.CIV, 51 S. Broad So., Atlanta, Gu BdTSand Machines by Express. NEWS GLEANINGS. Ostrich farms are to bo established in Southwestern Texas. The demand for Georgia pine is groat* ly on the increase in the North. There nro 3,100,000 acres of United Stntcsjands for sale in Mississippi. Four thousand merino bucks have boon received by a San Antonio, Texas, firm. Lake City, Fla., is supplied with bear meat, which is sold at fifteen cents per pound. The Governor of Alabama is mansion- less, and his salary is only suffcioiit for a bnro subsistence. The Vicksburg Herald estimates that there are forty pistols to ovoiy subsoil plow in the State of Mississippi. Augusta, Gn., loses the 150,000 dona tion leTt liy Gazawny 15. Lamar, through a decision of the United States Supreme Court. The noted Indian mound nt Tusca loosa is to lie excavated. It is expected that some interesting relics will be un earthed. establishment. The difficulty scorns to ho in securing a suitable site for the building. Mr. llanson, President of the Cotton Manufacturers’ Association, insist that (be South must not continue to be do pendent on imported labor, and that it must establish polytechnic schools, where the young men of mechanical inclina tions nnd talent may be taught mid be come expert. There is a law in Georgia requiring emigrant ngents to pay a license fee of $.100 in every county in which they sc- i‘ ton party recently. licit emigrants. It is said that tlieie nre . , , , „ , , . Tittrnumber of roligious works pub- a number of these agents who nre vio- ligllcll , n KugUml lliat ytfar Wll9 TO! ,. lattng this law. It is said that Mormon | udvcls. missionaries miglit he barred under a « » . strict construction of the act. Tim police of Berlin will no longer The Texas Meat Company hns com- I permit publio performances of tamers of menced the erection of an extensive es- loins and other wild animals. FOR #1. Music for the Million.—Vienna Eollun Labial Organ* Sweetest and most dcliiUtful music know. Popular io Europe Any June can Ih played on it, from Oitl Hundred to Yankee Doodle Even th se ,: with no ear” while away de lightful hours wiih this instiHuieat. An; oue can »>l.iy it Children piny it in <>w evening. Costs but one •tenth as much as the O g nette, Orgarinn, et’., ainl is far sweeter and needs oaly campion music, lo introduce oil new iuub'c we will Rend a sam ple Organ, with bound book containing iu 1 woids end music of 96 new and popular songs, which iu ► hec-t foim ec!1 for prepaid to aoy ad li e >9 f r OSL\ $ * • C, o. I).—As a guaran.ee that eve*y one will receive all the/ pay for, we will nend fnaniinple b>ok and organ by expro-s C. O. P,, $100; two for $t 60; three, *2 o0, cr more at tnc rate ot i!> per dozen. We can. potpicpay good8 sent < : * O. D. C'rculars free! Addie«3 MONADNOUK A1USLC CO , I.io'c Box 7S0, II iisitale, N. II. H e. smith &co„ , Dallas, G orgia, Dealerr in Family Groceries, Plain nnd Fancy Confectioneries s specialty. Eveiy- thio*; fash and nice; Just from the fac.ory . We desire lo say lo our friends nud the public io general that haviag opened out u stock of groceries nnd ciiiEeciionciies, we p-opose lo sell them ns cheap is the cheap cst. ‘ Sm dl Profits and Quick Sales shall be our motto. Come and tee us and be convinced. THE “ORIGINAL” STAR SPANGLED BANNER. The oldest, most popular, lisst aud chepp- est Family paper, b“gi.ia its -ist year with 1881!- It is a largo 8 page, 40 column illus trated literary paper, size of the 1 Ledger.” Craoi full of splendid stories, skelche 1 , pi- ems, wit humor and general fun. P. iciest and mist popular paper published. E.lab- lished 20 years, read by 00,000 persons. It is 6olj,d, substantial, reliable. Only 00 cents a year, 5 copies, $2; or 75 ceils a yexr wi li choice of set of six triple plated silver spoons, no lira's, new style, reta’I price $1.- 50; or Am. Diclionery, 700pa>es, illustra ed, defines 3)030 words, numerous tallies, bound ia cloth, gilt, better than u ual $1.00 hooks, or wonderful "11 ult.un-in I'arvo knife, a dor.in tools in one handle, sells et one to three dollsr?. buck handle, name plate, etc., or superb bell harmonica, sweet est musical instrument known plice 1.50. Either of above premiums and Banne r one year sent free, for 23 green stamps. Sub scribe now. Satisfactio. guaranteed or money refunded. Trial trip 3 month for only 10 cents. Specimens free. Address STAR SPANGLED BANNER, Hinsdale, N. H. A Northern company linn purchased the iron ore bed near Rome, Ga , paying $10,000 for it. Another blast furnace is to bo erected. A party of gentlemen from Kentucky nre prospecting in Florida, with a view to start a factory to manufacture fibre from ‘ hear grass.” A party of Michigan capitalists have inndo largo purchases of timber land in Marion county, Miss., for the purpose of going into the lumber business. The Knoxville Chronicle thinks that the people of Tennessee could afford to give atvny their iron ore to people who would build furnaces in their neighbor hood. At Mobile, Ala., Mr. nnd Mrs. T, Oalle, Mrs, Bamhaucr and her daughter Fanny were poisoned by eating hogs head cheese that had stood iu a tin ves sel for some days, Virginia ranks seventeenth in the list nlK.I, f.^ln.l.n 0 '- 1 • ■> - ' haden nnd shad fisheries being the thro branches in which her citizens are most extensixely interested. “A reward of $500 and no questions asked,” offered by Judge Strong, fails 1 elicit a response in the case ot the records which were spirited away from the County Clerk’s office in Atlanta. 'Three barges nnd 00,000 feet of wal nut lumber, valued at $3,(500 wore lost last week in the Powell river, on the way to Chattanooga; 130,000 feet consigned to New York rcnched the city in safety. The Atlanta Constitution tells of a Georgia boy just a little over eight years old, who last year cultivated with a common goat three-quarters of an acre of land and made 233 pounds of lint cot ton. Teople in Athens, (ia., arc loading their wood piles. A nogro stole some the other day from one of the loaded piles and now her cooking stove is flying through space, and site’s lying up for repai rs. The freezing of fish, flowers and other articles in blocks of ice. which are used in the windows of restaurants, making very attractive signs, is practiced by the New Orleans ice manufacturing estab lishments. * A Hernando county, Florida, farmer made last season from seven acres of land planted in sugar cane, fifty-one barrels of syrup, five barrels of molasses, ten barrels of sugar, and sold 30,000 stalks of seed cane. TO! IO t OF THE HAY. Jin. Edmund Yates docs not think Hint artists should bo bio literary. The Legislature of North Carolina has judicially determined that dog stealing is not larceny. Anv person in Pennsylvania over six teen may lie fined for using the nnmo of God in vain. Tub gold plated thermometovB were distinguished ns German favors nt a Bos- tablisliment at Victoria for the slaugh ter of entile nnd sheep, which it intends to ship direct to New Orleans, St. Louis nnd Chicago in refrigerator cars. The Refrigerator Car Company is largely Di- Complaint is made in London Hint when an netor'tlirows a lighted cigar on the stage ho may cause a llro, | Miss Mauy Bunn Bartley, who has tercsted in tbo enlerptise, and will of j uat become a bride in Staunton, Vir- course use every exertion to make il a ginia, is thirteen years and ton months uccesss. | old. An old Indy in Hartwell. On., 1ms t, ♦♦♦ , , . r FiiOUinA ornngo groves nro mud to no made all the necessary preparations for I „ Qt 8Q mU()U Jn doumn(l , l8 they were. her burial except the coffin. She lias a black silk dress, all the necessary under clothing, a cap, gloves, etc.; even hns a like of perfumed coup, wash rag and towel for washing her body, nml a can- lie nearly two feet long, which she lias bad ever since tile war, and which is io afford light for the watchers when she lies in slate. There are about 1°,000 acres of land in Walker county, Ala, owned by va rious individuals. They nre coal land bordering on Hie Georgia Pacific road, and it is understood Hint a company is to be organized in this city with flic object of purchasing nnd developing theses lands. Since the Georgia Pacific through Walker county lias been a "fix ed fact,” a large quantity ot mineral lands have been sold in Walker county. A movement 1ms recently been started Albany, Gn., having for its object the early re opening of the Flint river to Al bany to navigation for ordinary river craft, as was the case conic years ago, and before the completion of its railroad system. The success of the scheme only requires the removal of a few prominent obstructions in the cbnnnol, between Al bany and llainbridge, which, will give safe navigation to llie Gulf. Many of the South Carolina farmers express a determination to prepare dur ing the present season tor the general introduction of immigrants in the fall, so as to prevent the embarrassment re sulting 1 from tlieunccrtain element which they have bad lo depend upon hereto fore for labor They propose lo build comfortable houses nnd make other ar- ram.cnients for the comfort of the immi grant, which will go to insure his per manent settlement in their midst. William Griffin has been fined $10 in New Oilcans for perpetrating a "pill box” lottery. lie would enter a house nnd ask the ladies if they wi.died to play lottery. Then lie would take a number of pill-boxes out of hit pocket, put five- dollar lulls in some and paper iu others; shake up the hat and let his victims draw nt the rate of fifty cents a chance. They generally "won on the first round, but after Hint luck would turn, and they would come out losers. As bis victims were, ns a rule, respectable, (bey did not complain, but eufftred in silence. He finally struck the wrong parlies, how ever; hence his arrest, The oraugo grove imsiuoss has been overdone. It is claimed timt the United States is worth $50,000,000,000, or aii.Qfifl.nna.000 more than England and $13,000,000,001) more than Franco. It is statod Hint the death of Mr. Critohett, the eminent English oculist, wns hastened by romorso for a grave mis take mode by him in an operation. Gov. Hamilton, of Illinois, iH another successful man who boliovos witli Disraeli that ami titious women often make their husbands successful. To n young and lovely schoolmate ho owes, lio BiiyH, all ho lias iu the world. In ordor to pay tlio oxpenses of the coronation of Kahtkuun, it is proposed to pledge the King’s personal credit. Mean while, nencocks and turkey gobblers are tho royal parnpliornalin. Tins King of Portugal was so ploasod with tbo Amoricnn telephone that ono wns bought for the palace, and his Min isters, at least on ono occasion, were called up nt night to gratify bis Mnj- csty’s desire to talk witli them nt a dis tance, Walter Winn, oue of tho Novada pioneers, wlio died at Genoa, in Unit Htnto, a few days ago, was Seerotnry of State under Governor Sam. Houston, of Texas. IIu left valuablo reminiscences of pioneer life in tho Southwest nnd on the Pacific Coast. John G. Whittier recently roccivei from n Chicago lady 200 engraved visit ing cards with a request to writo liis per month. By tho expiration of her prcHont contract sho will thus have earned 139,000 at tho Opora Comiquo. Tiron ilio will ooiuo homo to America to make some moro. A Mr. Jones, who made a fortnne as an army tailor nud thon dovotod thirty years in collecting objects of art, died receutly, leaving to the South Kensing ton Museum tho ontiro collodion valued, at $1,000,000, nud pronounoed by ex perts to be the moat costly over present- ed to a national museum. Somo of the London newspapers Riioor at tho gift be cause of tho means by xvhioh tho giver lunde liis fortune. Osoar F. Brown, formorly a bnukor and broker iu Wall streot, Now York, was, n few Sundays ago, ordained an a minister of tho Reformed Episcopal Church. Two years ago ho oponod n mission’ in ono qf tho worst localities in New York, xvhioh ho called Zion Chapel. It now hits ninety communioants nml 850 scholars in tho Siinday-soliool. ID* expects to build a oliuroh, as tho chapel is net largo ouough for his congrega tion. The Priuoo of Wales, at tiro urgent request of the Princess of Wnlos, is bo- stirring himsolf to put down tlu omul sport of “pigeon shooting." Tho ladies have formed a ring, nnd intend "boy cotting” Hurlinghnin until tho Gun Club discards tho "protty dovo" and adopts tho "terra cotta pigeon,” a now invention which iH boiug brought out under tho patronage of tho Priuoo of Wutuu, ami aiiu Ins scon at work lit the lUnclugh Club grounds. The proposod change in the manner of iHsuiug pntonts should interest inven tors, iunsmuoh ns tho cost would be only $1. wherens it is now from $50 to $100. This too would bo for simply registering tho olaims of invontors, leaving tlicx mat- tor of tho valuo of their works tq lio afterward trioil, nml that of infringement to ire tested in tho courts, as iH practi cally and roally now tho case. Tho ma chinery of tho Patent Oflico would ho greatly simplified in tho afar plan, The Now York Jleralil wants proprie tors of livdioB 1 shoo stores to liounoe the young men clerks and roplaoo them with needy women, arguing that it is a great tneke young mftn’try on tneir suoes, - jr is to lie assumed tliat practical business men xvlio run hIioo stores know wliut they are about, and when thoy find they nro losing trailo by hooping young men to try on shoes thoy will exchange thorn for other and less objeotionnblo clerks. The statement that Joseph Cilloy of Now Hampshire, is tho oldest living Kx- Honntor of tlio United States is contra dicted. Tho oldoHt is Ex-Gov. Alexander Morton, of Louisiana, who xvns in tbo Henato from 1H37 to 1843. Gen. Daniel R. Atkinson ontored tlio Sonnto in 1813, and still livoH iu Missouri; Henry A. Foster succeeded Silas Wright in 1811, aud Simon Cameron became a Senator in 1815. Mr. Cilloy’s term began in 1817. A mono tlio many amazing tilings told illustrious name on each of thorn, as tho ! Mr. Knight, the superintendent of the ^ re , idenco of Mrg . Jns . Maginnis cotton fuctoiy Jt_ Now Or--| R . Polk( co , llain * among other valuable mementoes, picture of the world-re- k I limn re Your Properly Agnliiftt I.«8H by Fire. I i m agent lor tbe Continental Insurance Cotl- panv, wuich i» confined to tbe insuring cf faim n opjity, dwelling*, ciurcbe’, and fchool houses, lor cue, threa and tiro years. Every piudent uian ieeljfafe wieu be knows that if he $hcu d ha bo un- joitunate as to get hia propo. ty d:itroycd by fire, he will have the great?r portion of hislojsevre* pac d This ii • uliable company aid 1--surf3 fora! w rate. Call on uir, and I wm tiva vnufull explanations •• A. I V I) IX 18 Sand to MOORE’S Jj Lo Business University, Ailanla. Georgia, Fd II' 11 atrated Circular. A live actual bus iness school. Established twenty years. leans, makes the prediction that in twenty years all the mills of the b nited States producing plain brown cotton goods will be located in the South. Mrs. Lucinda Ross, of Monroe county, Ga., is seventy-four years of age, has one hundred and forty five living de- scendents and thirty-one dead, and. be ing an aceoucheure, has officiated at the birth of one hundred and fifty-eight of the aforesaid posterity, Macon Telegraph: Dogs command a much higher price in Georgia than sheep. Legislators have a superstitious fear of the evil results which they im agine would come to them if they should try to equalize tho value of these ani mals by putting a tax on Hie farmer. Although a year lias elapsed since the appropriation of the $200,000 for the re building of the Pensacola custom-house and post-office was made by Congre; noxvnerl conqueror of Mexico—Hernan do Cortez—and is a life-=izo three quar ter length view of that illustrious hero. Equipped in liis beautifully ornamented and shining coat of mail, holding a truncheon in Hie right hand, and the left hand resting upon the hilt cf his sword, lie is standing beside a table upon which lie his iron gauntlets and his hel met crowned with waving plumes. The hair and board are dark and abundant, and the large brown eyes are looking upward with a contemplative express ion not to be expected in so restless aud daring a spirit. —Jacob Van YVoort, a farmer in good circn m - Lillees residing in Albion, X Y., dropped dead the oilier inornhij after drinking s me cold spring water Death was pro’ ably duo to siiiisnn din action of the heart caused by the robl water. Mr. Van Wocrl was sixty-nine xvritcr wns to givo a reception to hor .friends and desired to present thorn with some memento of the ovont. Congress is asked to voto $20,000 for tlio Rooliamboau papers referring to tho French troopH in tho American war of independence. Tho papers include 152 lotters from Washington to Bochamboau. $8,000 is asked for ox-Sonator Carpen ter’s collection of Hupremo Court decis ions and briefs. Commissioner of Railroads Arm. strong recommends that the Government bring suit for $1,500,000, duo from tho Union Puciftc Railroad. This is tlio 2. r per cent, of net earnings, less a fair price for transporting troops nud supplies, which tho Union Pacific is required by law to pay tho Government. Dr. Marion Sims, xvho lias a special reputation for treatment of nervous dis eases, declared in Philadelphia the otlior day that Horaeo Greeley suffered from cerebro spinal meningotis in liis last ill- ne3G, and “should no moro have been sent to tire insane asylum for treatment than should a delirious typhoid fever patient.” Writes tho Palis correspondent of life (London): “Miss Lilian Nordiea, the American prims donna, made her appearance as Ophelia in ‘Hamlet’ at tho Grand Opera tho other night. 1 rench critics complains of her strong American accent, and slightly guttural voice; on the other hand, they admit thathorarras and hands are aliovo reproach, anil that hor eyes, tooth, rind •mile are not un interesting!” | nothing has yet been done toward its rc-| y Carg 0 u and leave-; a family. Miss Emma Wixom, otherwise Mile. Nevada, this year receives $1,000 per in on tli for singing in opera in Paris. lNc-xt year her contract calls for $1,200 that if a tied of coal tlio sizo of the State d Pennsylvania, and ten feet thick,wore suddenly shoved into tho suu, it xvould lie UBed up in keeping up the present energy of tlio sun for just ono-hundrcdtli part of a second. Another of liis illus trations of the sun’s energy is liis esti mate that tlio ruiufall on Manhattan Island for tliroo mouths, loaded as ice, xvould fill a train extending from Jersey City to Ban Francisco. ^ Tub lionos of John Howard Payne, which have Iain in liiB far uxvay grave at Tunis for moro Ilian thirty yenrs, were taken up the 5th of January and sent to this country for reburial. John Worth ington, our Consul at Malta, who was tlio only Amorican proHeut at tho open ing of tho grave, writes an account of it to tho Chief Clerk of tlio State Depart ment. A little company of twenty per sons, among them two xvho attondod Payne’s funeral, gathered around the grave at noon, and tho cofllu, which xvas Imilly decayed, xvas soon laid bare and lifted out. Iaittlo wns left within it, save tiro blackened skeleton, a fexv but tons and somo gold laeo that had orna mented tho Colonel’s uniform in whioh l’ayno was buriod. These remains, placed in a lend casket inclosed in a hard xvood box, rested ovor night in the little Protestant church, where a simple service was held, and Payno’s once fa mous song, which lias lived because it appealed to universal sentiment, was sung. Denver Tribune primer ; Wlmt a Beautiful Piano? You can see your Face on tho Cover. If you Had a Pin you could Scratch Nico Pictures all Over the Piano. Will you Piayon the piano9 Your Fingers are not Long Enough, aro They? But you c.in Pound on tho Pretty Keys witli vour little Fists. May be, if you Pound Ilnrd enough, Mamma xvill Come to See xvho is Making Such Lovelv Musio. PERSONAL AND LITERARY. -Victor Hugo will not koop a plant or bird as prisoner in his houso. —Major Burke, of tho Nexv Orleans Timet-ih morrn', xvent to work -in a stone yard ns a common laborer just utter the xvnv. Ho Is now supposed to lie worth $500,000, and to lio looking to- XYimls tho United States Senate.—Chi- cugo Journal — At a recent wedding in Paris, Vic tor Hugo was a xv.tnoss, and the Mayor's eleik, when lie inked liis namo, en quired whether lie spoiled it Hugo or 1 Ingot. 'I ho xvliolo world kn ixvs of Victor lingo, but to the -. iork of tlio Mayor ot l'nris ho xvas but it stranger. —Mr. l.nb molioio says In London Truth Hint "Anthony Trollope never made anything a ipronoliing to liltlO,- 000,” and that the "most h glily ro- mnnonitod and sueoessful’’ author of tlie 1! th century, taking into account the amount, of work accomplished, xvas certainly George Eliot. Mrs. Sarah Wood, aged 121 years, d oil nt llutonl, Ga., recently. Sho xvas a slip of a young woman when tho Doo’nrntion of Indommdenco was signed, null hur husband fought lit tlio Imttlu of King's Minin uin. They had eleven children. She lived 102 years in Buford and xvas for fifty years a mem ber of the Baptist Church. —ltev. Dr. William M. Taylor, of New York, iu n lo.ttiire on "Books," said: "In rending nmols I xvould advise ouo to read it ns Hebrew is read, backward. Unravel tho plot, and then you can road the book with un appreciation of its heniitioa, mid not hurry it ovor xvith your ears lislonlng nil the time for tho marriage hells of the end." —,ru!m r». xvitiuiur xvrnos uioiollow- ing note iu response to an inquiry as to the truth of a published rumor that a play from his pen was shortly to he pro duced : "Thy timu will bu lost in going in search of the 'drama' of thu news paper slip. I never knew of it before. It Is a very foolish liu. The idea of a (Junker plny-xvrlght Is unspeakably ab surd." —Captain Nutt, xvho xvas recently killo I iii Unloiitoxvn, I’n., only a few months ago purchased n proprietary in terest In tlio Iln ris burg (I’ll.) Telegraph, and Intended, ill the expiration of his term of ollleo as Cashier of the I’otm- sylvnnri Statu Treasury, to devote him- silf to iournal'sm. lie was a member of tho l’ennsylvenln Hislorioal Soe oty. -- I'liilailclphiu I'rcxa. —John K. McDonald, of Indiana, hns boon telling liis reminiscences of Abra- IrVhU’jn'llft M\m‘%nkrM M xvhioh i have to deni. When n soldier descr;s lo go ovor to the enemy and is captured, 1 lot tho law take its courso, lint when a man lias boon a long time in the service and lias not had a fur lough, anil who. when on picket, gets to tli liking of liis xvito and children, an l breaks for lull timber, 1 never let them harm n hair of liis huud.'’-ClticuQO Her ald. Melssonlor’s Dog anil Neliitons’ Pay. A pet dog of tho painter Melssonior one dnv broke ills leg. rendered friable by over-feeding. Moissonior, desolated by such an accident to so bolortd an animal, resolved to have recourse to tho prince of surgical science, who lit Hint time was Nolaton; but not venturing to declare the into motive, ho telogrn lied iu hot baste for him as if to visit one of the family, then living at their charm ing residence at Bougival. Nolaton ar rived, and entering thu drawing-room began talking on various topics with the master of tho house, xvho, although he had painted many battles and chit.o l off many victories, know not limv to face Hie present affair. At last No! it on. becoming impatient at the delay, and knowing tho valuo of his time, asked, o the great embarrassment of the pain nr, xvho.ro liis patient was. Presently tlio wounded brute xvas brought in o:i a mii'Uilliccnl cushion, howling with p on iu spile of nil thu cure taken. At so distressing a spectacle, Moissonior, for getting everything else, cxcla met. m agony: "8ave him! illustrious master, savo him!” Nolaton drossed the fracture, anil tho (log recovered ; and shortly afterwards its master wrote u grateful letter to the great surgeon, thanking him for Ills kindness, and requesting to know h s fen. Nchiton replied that when iho painter came to Parishe could call upon him. This lie soon did, and xvas pro ducing his purse crammed with bank- Totes, when Nolaton exclaimed : "Stop, sir 1 you are a painter, are you not? .lust put n gray coating on these two | anols xvliich . the cub net-irakers linvo I n- ishod !” This was, indeed a delicate revenge ; hut which hint the last word? Mnissoiiier, who, going at once to work, at the end of a fe w days produced txvo of liis rhe.fa d'oucrc on the panels.— Medieal 'limes. —An Englishman “in reduced cir cumstances" advertises to let himsolf out to those people who xvish to play practical jokes. Ho will allow cold water to be poured' over him, to be thrown into tho canal, to be tripped up in the streets,, to havo articles sent to him, including coffins and “bull pups,” to bo sent to streets and numbers that do not exist, to have his door-bell rung, to be tho victim of mock telegrams, ana thus servo in a score of yyays those hu man beings who rejoice in giving pain and annoyance to others. But as it takes away all the fun of tho thing if the vic tim knows it beforehand and is xvilling to submit to it, tho Englishman in re duced circumstances will not find many patrons.