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THE PAULDING NEW ERA.
VOLUME IV.
DALLAS, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, APRIL lfi, 1886.
NUMBER 19.
Vonr Ctilii,
I know not, love, how flrat yon funnel me,
What instifut led yp„ here;
1 know the uwUl has changed around me
Since anoelvou came ao near.
I yield a thoasanil claims to noarish this,
At last thocleirest hope, the nearest tie;
And looking kilt to you for happiness,
Happy am I.
<How lightly Iwied the maiden leisure
That youth'yud freedom chose, ■-
The careless da A of peace und pleasure,
The nights ^f lure repose 1
Bo swift a tout i, could set the tune am in)
So brief a stmlow blot the morning sky!
Tet if the heart be made for happiness,
U*>py ami
O lose, yom - ooiiing taught me trouble;
Your parting taught me pain.
My breath grewnuick, ray blood ran double—
It leaped in niry vein.
Yet, ah! has Tine outdone the lover’s kiss,
The look-'-the turning look—the low reply!
If these be^dl he holds of happiness,
Happy an I.
Yon lend to earth a vague motion;
Myself a stranger seems;
Your glance is nilxpl with sky and ocean;
Your voice is heard in dreams.
The good I choose !w weighed with that I mlsa,
My idlest laughter mated with a sigh,
And moving only in your happiness,
Happy am I.
—Dora Read Goorfole- in Harper's.
THE MAJQR'S FARM.
A TALE OF A FICKLE RIVER.
"Whatever soil is washed up on a shore
of the old Missouri River belongs by law
to the owner of the shore. Sometimes a
whole farm gradually changes hands by
crossing the wicked river in solution.
Then the surveyors put a little crook in
the Missouri on their maps and say that
it has shifted its course.
Major Dugro Buckhingc was born on a
little farm not far below Omaha", and the
prrtty white furm-house in which he first
s«w light .was not over five hundred feet
'from ^
Major had lived happily on the farm.
His father and mother were buried on
the side of a hill close by, and he could
see the red roof of the school, whero mor
ality and modern ideas . were whacked
intodiim, from liis doorstep., When the
Major was not out in his cornfield swear
ing at the hired man, he was at home
Tcadsng the Bible or playing with his
wife* and little ones. lie was rough, but
he was good.
When he was at home he complained
that the Missouri was the crookcdcst anfl
dirtiest and the snagiest stream in crea
tion, but when he paid a visit to New
York he knocked a man down and jufnp
cd on his chest' for denying that it was
the most glorious waterway in the world.
On Sundays the Major taught in the Sun
day-school near,his place.
It was two years ago that the river be
gan to wash away thi; farm and cast up
the soil on the opposite shore, which be
longed to Lawyer Deeming, of Now Or
leans. The Major had not lived there all
his life not to know what that meant.
Each week a foot or two of land was
gone. Then the water seemed to double
its thievish energy and, as it undermined
the soil sometimes ten feet would cave in
at once and disappear. The Major’s farm
was a long, narrow strip of land, and be
fore a year had passed there was nothing
left but the house and about thirty feet
of the furm.
The Major knew nothing about law,
but he had a very long heud. One day
he fastened ropes around his house, hired
all the horses in the neighborhood and
had the house hauled out iilto the stream.
His wife waded out with the little ones
and then the Major poled the house into
the deep water and let it drift. Mrs.
Buckhingc and the children sat in the
parkifr looking back at the dim Nebraska
shore and the old red-topped school-
house, while the Major stood in the back
door of the kitchen and kept his eye on
the great and growing State of Iowa, to
which his farm had been taken by the
river.
“Wherever the house lands I’m a-goin’
to settle,” he said, “for I’m drifting just
house was hauled high ami dry, and the
Major marked off with stakes tho amount
of land which he considered was his own.
Then he had his farming implements
brought over, and iu a little while erect
ed a good stoat fence mound his wayward
Then the Major got out his rifle
and declared that he was prepared to de
fend his property against all comers.
During the winter the Major mado
friends with his neighbors, and swore
that of nil the States in the Union Iowa
was the Idol of Ids heart. He worked
ins way into the village Sunday-school
and was elected as an elder in the church,
and, on the strength of that, borrowed
•eed for next year’s crop. In the spring
the Major worked hard. He ploughed
up his land, sowed his early crop and got
things in good shape.
A lawyer came down from Omaha in
May and hunted for the Major. The two
met in the village.
“Atcyou Mr. Buckhingc?” asked the
lawyer.
“I am,” said the Major.
“Well, I learn that you have squatted
upon some land owned by ono of my
clients.”
“Oh, you have, have you?” The Maj
or became frcczingly polite. A little
party of church friends who were with
him drew away.
“Yes, I huve; and wlint’s mere, I now
hand yon a notice to quit.”
The Major crumpled up the bit of
white paper which was handed to him
and stamped on it.
“I'm a man of peace, and I have deep
religious feelings,” he said, “hut if I
ketch you around my house I’ll fill you
so full of lead that it'll take two horses
to draw your hearse.”
Then they parted. The Major went
home nnd cleaned his rifle. After the
family yrnyers his wife sat. up until mid
night moulding bullets, while he himself
In the iqorning two marshals came out to
the farm and ordered the Buckhinge
family to leave. The Major got out his
rifle, but before he could make a move
he was thrown on his bnck and disurmed.
Then he was handcuffed and taken away
to jail. Mrs. Buckhinge vowed that she
would be true to her husband, nnd she
made a loophole in the door of tho house,
and when tho mnrshals came back she
poked the muzzle of the rifle out and
said -that she would die rather than give
up her home. The marshals retreated,
but in the afternoon they came back and
opened fire on the house with rifles. The
poor mother at last crept out of the hbusc
with her children and wandered nway
half nnked.
Kind neighbors fed the family for
awhile, nnd the Major was at lust set
free when ho promised that he would
abandon the farm. The first tiling lie
did was to Hire horses and haul the old
home up the shallows until he had taken
it far enough to float over to the thirty
feet of tho old farm which the Missouri
had spared. The house wus dragged up
to its old foundation,
As there was no farm left the Major
tyld his family to take cure of the house
until he came bnck. When he sturted
away to search for a living the Major
cried for tiie first time in his life. He
earned a little money here and there at
odd jobs and sent all he could to his
wife and children. All lust winter lie
worked in St. Jo, heart hungry for home,
but afraid to go back to the farm-house
lest he might lose a dollar and thus de
prive the children of some little comfort
or luxury.
One morning last spring he got this
letter:
Dioxit Husnxxo: Come home at once. last
nothiac delay yon. Your wife, JKAN'.
With a quaking heart the Major hurri
ed back to the furm house with his rifle
over his shoulder. What was his sur
prise to find that the Missouri had chang
ed its course a half mile above and had
washed the old farm back again with an
addition of twenty acres. The neighbors
had joined together to surprise the absent
PEARLS OF THOUGHT.
** A* you love me, let not your tongue
give way to slang.”
Air and light are amoyg the best med
icines known to man. -
A mecr is often the Weak subterfuge
of imprudent ignorance.
The silent eye is often a more powerful
conqucrer than the noisy tongue.
In your homo study refinement and
comfort, bat study economy also.
If a married couple avoid the first
quarrel they will never havo a second.
No success in lifo con fie so desirable
that man can afford to sell liis integrity
for it.
The yoke • man creates for himself by
wrong-doing will breed Rate in the kind
liest nature.
Nothing more clearly indicates the
truu gentleman thun a desire evinced to
oblige or accommodate.
There are three things tn speech that,
ought to be considered before they are
spoken—tho manner, the p|aco and the
time.
For the Orphans.
A Detroit poultry buyer was in Macomb
County a few days ago on business, when,
just about dark, his horse became fright
ened at some object along the road and
ran away. The man wan thrown out of
his vehicle, but not badly hurt, and after
he had pulled himself together he started
on after the horse. Pretty soon he cn-
couutcrcd three stalwart tramps, each
ono of whom hud a club. As they ob
structed the roud ho was forced to halt,
when one of them snid;
“Being ns you arc a well-known phil
anthropist, mebhc you’d like to donate a
couple qf dollars toward j* orphan asy
lum."
“?fift“'ncur U 61fncngor rriUh’I just re
member the exact dimensions of the
building, nor the number of little kids as
is cryiu’ their blessed eyes out fur their
dead pnrients, hut I know they is sudly
in need of money. Ain’t it so, boys?”
“You bet!” replied his two compan
ions.
“If* I give y< u $3 will the orphans ever
see it?” asked the Detroiter.
“Will they! Won’t we >u raced right
there and give it to ’em afbro Saturday
night? You don’t take us ur a posse 1 of
gents without fcelin’s, do y V”
slliniu uic miiQiCi JuwCC,
In an hour the little house grounded
on a point which had been newly made
by the river. Tho Major ordered his
household to forage, while he bustled
around for horses. , Before night the
-os my property did and I’m bound to ™n. They contribtued seed, ploughed
the land and sowed the early crop.
The Major wept as ho embraced his
little wife nnd then he knelt down and
offered up ft thankful prayer. He now
lives a life of contentment and true hap
piness.—New York World.
‘If he docs,” snid one of
:ho others, as
ceeived them
he spit on his hands and gi pped his club
afresh, “I must clear my re, utashun. I’ve
alius been known ns the friend of tho
orfans, nnd I cun’t ’low no ody to throw
out hints that I’m a liar an a hypocrite!”
'Audit’s the same wilpmc!” added
the third.
The Detroiter handed (Jrcr two silver
dollars, and the tall trump
with:
‘Now, that's right,
won’t give to the orpham
him down as too mean to l|ve. On behalf
of the lcotle angels, many ff which enn’t
remember their paw nor
you. If you ever come oujway stop and
sec the children and hear: cm bless your
name. Tom, you and Jin
road and let the public philanthropist
pass on. I’m surprised t|it you'd stand
in a gentleman’s way! G
fel. Heaven will surely
Detroit Free Plena.
iVhen a mun
you kin sot
id night, old
ward you!”—
Coring Frost l es.
Dr. Lapatin, in the Proceedings of
the Caucasian Medical 6 jety,” advises
that fingers and toes w ch have been
slightly frostbitten, nnd which subse
quently suffer from burnii itching, und
pricking sensations, sho' 1 he painted,
at first once and nfterwari twice a day,
with a mixture of diluted trie acid nnd
peppermint water in equ proportions.
After this application has ;cn made for
three or four days the in becomes
darkened and the epide is is shed,
healthy skin appearing dcr it. The
cure is effected in front t to fourteen
days. The author has f< id this plan
very effectual among sol rs who were
unablcd to wear their b ts in conse
quence of having had froz feet. They
were, in this way, soon re ;rcd capable
of returning to duty.
. Courts in New Mexico.
To go into a court in Now Mexico In,
ns it were, to lie translated to another
couutry, says a Chicago Timet corre
spondent. Even tho United States court,
sitting at Las Cruces, is opened and
closed in the Spanish tongue, - and tho
English seems to lie tho only language
foreign to the officials.
Tho laws, which are administered in
Spanish, are also enacted in that lan
guage. Of the twelve members compos
ing the “eonsejo legislative” only a third
are Americans. All debates arc con
ducted' in Spanish and the acts and jour
nals are kept in the same tongue, a trans
lation being kindly made for the inform
ation of the ignorunt Americans. Amer
icans are powerless to send anyone to
represent them except a native. Tho
people aro nearly evenly divided on party
lines, and the Democratic and Republi
can feeling is as intense among those
citizens alien in language os among our
own people.
To an American nothing can bn more
absurd than to see the platforms erected
in the plaza of the New Mexican town
and the orators yell for “El Cqroncl Ry-
nerson” if they be Republicans and for
“El Senor Antonio Jose do Tnos” should
they be Democrats; and the elections,
whore you do not vqte the Republican or
Democratic ticket, but tho “bolcta re-
publicana” or the “bolcta demoeratiea,”
os the cose may be. Then there is tho
bonrd of registration, composed of Mexi
cans, who decide if you be entitled or
not to tho franchise, and, deciding in
your favor, change your baptismal namo
from John to Juan nnd from Harry to
Enriques, and for ten days bang it up in
the public pluces for the scrutiny .of the
electors.
Two Tame Turtles.
One bcnutifuljuinpjr
West street, was surprised to find at tho
gate opening from her ynrd in the alley
two turtles, one a lmrtl turtle and the
other a ground turtle. She took them
both in, and they have since become regu
lar household pets, following her around
the house like dogs, allowing her to pet
them nnd handle them with impunity.
They have made friends with the three
household cats which Mrs. Robertson
keeps, and, although of different species,
they frolic together in u dignified manner
nil day, except at meal times. "When
their meul, consisting of bits of meat and
sometimes a couple of bones, which they
are expected to polish, is given them, it
is amusing to sec their race for the dish
in which it is set out, nnd the one reach
ing the dish first is sure to be attacked by
the slow one. Since the advent of cold
wenther the turtles have buried them
selves in the ground under the cellar floor
and will remain there until the warm
weather comes again. Tom nml Jerry
arc the names given to these two curious
pets by Mrs. Robertson, and she has be
come very much attached to them.—Phil
adelphia Newt.
„
The Value of Time.
“One to-day,” remarks a wise man,” is
worth two to-morrows.” Oh, is it, then?
You go into the market with to-day and
see how many to-morrows you can get
for it. You can’t get one. Not a solita
ry one; you can’t even get to-morrow
morning for it. But if you hnve a to
morrow that you want iO put on the
market you might get a whole week of
to-days for it. The onl^ man who
wouldn’t offer to-day for it is the man
who is going to be hanged to-morrow
and lias consequently very little use for it.
What he wants to trade for is about two
months of yesterdays and a couple o
weeks before last. —Burdette.
A Judge’s Charge.
Tennessee’s distinguished historian
Judge Haywood, was once presiding
in a ease where a woman wus being tried
for some offense in which the evidence was
clearly against her. At the close of the
trial the Judge, in giving the" ease to the
jury said; “Gentlemen, you have heard
the evidence and you know the luw."
Then, after a pause: “There is nopunish-
nicut a man can inflict upon a woman and
still be a man.” The woman was acquitted
by the jury without leaving the box.
THE FAMILY FHYSICIAS
RMI am* IsifMllnii
A cup of hot water drank before meal*
■will prevent na&scu and dyspepsia.
One in a faint should be laid flat on
his back; then loosen his clothes aud let
him alone.
Tho Atmtralian jO/iemiat and Druggut
says that essence of 'peppermint painted
on a bum causes tire pain to cease at
Once.
It is said by one who has tried it that
cayonno pepper sprinkled upon hot flan
nels will afford instant relief to persona
troubled with neuralgia.
Never \ rash in warm water before go
ing out in the cold air. Such a practice
will roughen the skin. Warm water
should be used only before retiring.
A growing inability to sleep in sick
ness is ominous of a fatal result; in ap
parent health, it indicates the failure of
the mind, and madness; soon the othei
hand, in disease or dementia, a very
slight improvement in the sleeping should
be hailed as tho harbinger of restoration.
Oa ‘^Letting It Aloae.”
Says the Leeds, (Eng.) Mercury. Them
is notlting in which mun do more wisely,
when they agree to net upon the princi
ple of letting things alone, thnn when
they apply this rule to tho slanders and
misrepresentations which are directed
against themselves. If only they can
possess their souls in pntiencc, and sit
down in quietness and self-control when
they arc misunderstood or misrepresent
ed, they may rest assured that they will
gain a much more certain and easy vic
tory tlmn if they insist upon doing battle
' with all whom they regard as their ene
mies. The truth is great, and it wilf pre
vail, snys an old proverb. . One may go
further, and say that, after nil, the truth
luurilVjiiends to 1m/ bol»n«i l—-— " - '*’
ninife Its way by its own weight; it will
prevail by reason of its own strength. So
when the angry storm of slnnder ruges,
when jealousy has begotten fierce nnd
bitter passions which in their turn havo
armed themselves with cruel weapons of
falsehood and inuliee, tho wise mnn will
learn the wisdom of letting things alone.
Let the storm blow past; but do not
bruise yourself in fruitless attempts to
hurl hack tho remorseless blast. Lcnvo
it alone, and it will shriek afound you
harmlessly, and by and by the hurricane
will have blown itself out, and you will
be exactly where you were licforc it be
gan to rise—thut is, provided you havo
had the wisdom to let. it alone.
Frost Proof Men.
Just as I regard a frost proof lower ani
mal, so also do I respect the frost proof
higher one, man himself. I ran see little
to admire in the organization of one who
fears the frost; because, whutever his
mental endowments may be, he lacks an
essential of the perfect physicial man,
that is, manhood. As for boys they are
like persimmons in this, that they neve,
approached maturity until the frost
has sweetened them; nnd removed the
peculiar acerbity of some green things.
The iad who has never gathered shell
barks when his fingers tingled, or never
brushed the October frost from the clover
stubble with his bare feet, lias missed an
experience in early life which would havo
sent him into the world with harder mus
cles and steadier nerves for duties which
might await his coming. Your vigorous
men with ruddy faces are of supremo
goodnature, for “life is sweet to them.”
It is the confirmed dyspeptic who lias tho
monopoly of that worstformof ill humor,
chronic peevishness.—Outing.
A Valuable Invention.
You arc a stockholder in the Cross Cut
Railroad, sir?” he asked.
•‘I am,” said the stockholder.
“I have a new device for registering
money receipts that lays over any ”
“Yes, sir, hut our present system is
perfectly satisfactory. Our conductors
cannot ”
“Excuse me, but my invention has
nothing to do with conductors. It's a
protection agninst presidents and super
intendents. Shall I take a chair and ex
plain it to you?”
“If you will be so kind,” said tho
stockholder.—Life.