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BRUNSWICK illim AM AfPIAL. VOLUME VI. BRUNSWICK. GEORGIA, SATURDAY, APRIL 16, 1881. NUMBER 41. The Advertiser and Appeal, pT uj«n etUT UTCWtl AT BRUNSWICK, GA., —IT /?• ST&CT* BUUSCBIPTIOX KATES: On* cop r «*»• On*copy* 11 * AjrvHiarmmU from rMputalbt* p*ftlr«n u mHI*M until ocJefrd out. whe-n the-Un.r IS An4 pAjmcnt r «*•!*! »crordlnglj. CtanMl" 11 — f»c l«»lt."f ot a ntnoml ck*r»*tor. rkncitM n •dvrrtl«*iu* at*. M*rrtA*^ n«i l oWlonrjr notlrwre notrir~.tii.tf (ovr Una*, nadlrted for |»nbllr»!lon. Whm *«• Cii*lR|1*nl ~f— rk*Ctf.-l a*»l«rrtl*rnirbta. jUIMMmaJ r°niu«nHt!<«i aUoultl to *■!• 4MMd to Ik* T. O. iTACV, Vniiun irk, < trortfta. New Advertisements. DH. HAYIMM'K’N NEWLIVERPILL (Tty Directory. AkEZZ. toT. futiiAm, W. W. WaUIm. J J I>. T. Ihinn. J. I*. lUnrrjr, I. C. Ltttl- n .4, r. J. iHwrlUtftr. , urk d Trmtmrtr—iuaf llouatou. t ki*/A. r*bns. JmitUmi L. D. * h. iSUemm-W. II. lUln-jr, T. W. n*»lt. Cirri «/ JtorM-D L •rklAttrr. Jr. If. D. tVjf l%9deum-h H Dn»U. M l». J#*rtor Jf*jerr-OJ Hall. ' /Vrt N*«r4nu—kfattkro khann- o. Tkoo O'ObB nor, Jr. and A V Putnam. aTantxno comnrma or rornrju rntancs-Conpcr. Wilkin, am! !»unn. flraxrr*. Patina A Bnii**«»-I»nnti. Watlln* and Littlek«ld. Met ton WkltoCtoatocrx-OO M.**r*. Helton Colored Onwtrrj-Jarkle Wkli*. Tim* comaojin— Uanr*J. Souper and KpeMO. Cimewmb Ifaan, Dr©ciHn*rr and Con per. Hannon- UtUetold. and l*utnani. Public bciuhbuo—Wattlna. iKwrlliiigrr and llarrejr. lUlUMUP*—Uorftilnrrr.Ilarvey and UtUrflold Kuccratio*—FnUMm. Hpean and I»unn. CatnrTY—rntnam. LltUrllrld an \ iHjvrillujrrr fiat uaFtaniKMT—*!*■«•.Putnam and II*rrry p.Li.1- Puinam. Dunn, atid tValkliia. vxrrco ctatix ormm Coli*r«or of Ca» tom*—John T.Cullla*- Ivpntp—II. T. Paun. Cullertor Internal llevtaa*—P. T. Iluiin. Ik-pnijr Marahal—O. J. 11*11. I'uotmaater—Uaaa North. ConinilmlAner-C. II. UmIt Hlilpplntf CoBnulaalom-r—<1. J. lull. COUUT HLIWIONM IN THE HHUNHWICK CIHCI IT CLINCII-lal Monday m War. Ii ai<d topt. mtar. Al’IT.INlI—*d Mund.iy in Mm I. * I tout iuIht. WAYNE—4lh Moii.lny in Van n an i toplcmtcr. liKlIOK—lat Moiidny in April aii.i octot r. WAKE—Id Monday in April NOTHINQ SETTLED, AND EVERYTHING IN A JUMBLE. William Arp DI.ror.rs skat Brrrj. **!■■ I. Ola » aria la Dalai Uranr. ■ Ai.nl ,n.l almost alwaja lie auarantced. . KAcii vial coxta ins TtrrxTr hum, 1 borrowers they can trait. Say* I to •'"* 'Mr. Doan, at Gadsden, who in a solid merchant ami n close observer: "Sup 'll a v'..oik ',u rro'i'i'.'.nT,ko ruur• poao this turiiN out to bo a very poor ,"»lMrt}i n iMi.nimUmti|'■Ton your, whnt thou ?" “ Wliv, air," n ”nai.l ho, “tho whole ooautry will be CHARLTOK—M Mon.l.y I. WHoLnutt *M» KtTtlL HARDWARE lit *nd ISo Coagreee, Hi and III HI. JulUn *U. SAVANNAH,GA. Agncultural Implements. FAX MILLS, UILVIN I'ltAIiLKS, AVKJtVN I'LOWS. 1UUXLVS FLOWS, CULTIVATORS, 1*IjOW stocks, 8 WK.EP SHOVELS, HEEL FINS, OUASS RODS. Rubber and Leather BELTING. Ci nCULAR SAWS, CARPEXTEUS' TOOLS, DLACKSMITH'S TOOLS, GUNS AND PISTOLS, FISHIXO TACKLE. AGENTS FOR FAIRBANKS' Standard Scales XJTJFOT'TT’S CELEBRATED POWDER. ToRctber with a fall line uf Slaell Hardware, fur sale at tho loaeat caali |>noea. PALMF.Il llltOTIIEItS. ajl 7-Iy MERCURY IIAH M.\I>K MOHK cm re lbs THAN All » 'U1 '"VIlENKI'. 33-CJT In IMVKUSAl.i t i *«> H»ll HIM " NIJM*. I PILL IN .% DONB. Tk*m ini’e AM tut aheolnt* rnre for all blllmoa nd niilarui alT.ctlone. Ttoy urap, I- nub dln-aae at tu f antalu bead and root it uut of tbr lalt.ut'a •»*ti III at me*. Tk*7 fortify lb* l*<»!y aca.n*t dla- ra~ la all form* of ee ldra altark* and ftUnalf*. an I rttaUe all to brave tto mU*matlr .lancer of swampe and formta. One of Ml. llAYliOCK'H NEW I.IVIJt TILLS rrll.ee. ibe • nitre luUm of t^lai and a< l.e., oiiiirm tb<* »j Irtu an>! m nd* n«-w bloud tWTNMMi TUKvrGH THE VEINS. Call f T U.t. |n.*timaM. mnlielie at jour noareet a mnedy at hand to cure i akbac inatantly. DR. HATOOCrS NEW LIVER PILLS Are th. trn^ yralnaand oMonrnof braltk. and the tfroatret Irlrtsintf that adrnre baa tfivm to the world. ALLOVP.II THIN Y.t«T t orNTIIY The Prnptn Kn»n Thom! I krPreylr I'nr 'hf Pmy Atlanta Cr.oatltntlon. Tboro'i nothing Milled. Spring and winter keep akinuisUing around, tho dead-lock at Washington contin no*, railroad atocka am jumping np and down, money kinga and corpora tion magaaiea bntt heads awhile and then retire on a Mill hunt, while we, tbo people, look on and wonder and exclaim, what i* all thii devilment go- iunw J ing to do to ni ? Fanning has began •boat in apota The fruit ii kilted in •one o rebar da and leftaliveinothern. Tbo floo<l baa pamed away, bnl the wreck of it atilt linger* in the land.— The bridge, liave not been rehnilt, and the aoil on many forma has been taken olT, and left hole* and pits which esnnot be filled np. Fences havo not been replaced, and tbero's | enough raila in the Gntf of Mexico to h<>'nor** wotlnaa d«*r* f<>* m* »*f #*• «r tm pllla ' a •• • • , .. ikrn at <tu« fim#. iHi* nf your ptlla rnr*-d a*. DUlItl N COrdorOJT rONtl UCrOSS it It Thank*. Inwu>r. My b**d**h* baa left in*. M*bd i,. _ s •• __ . i* an-Nlter till b> k*«p tnib* b;»u*r. _ _ WOUltl DO ft (>00(1 tllDO DOW to YOtO OD a stock law—“fence or no fence.'*— We have worked hard for ten days banling rock and building rock pens snd filling 'em. It's doublo, doable toil snd trouble, bnt Mill we arc not nnbsppy. We don't aet on the bank and cast at my bourn. It don't pay. Corn is going to bo corn and wheat is going to be wheat this year, and it becomes overy farmer to be up nnd doing. If wo don't make a surplus these rsilrosi'j will suffer snd bo im poverished tor want of freight* Tbo slock will tnmblo for want of divi- dvnda. 'Tbo merchants will lmro no I.m . eustonrjrs who can pay for what they >,lr Praia* Thun I Taka dtsa a«* In tlm* aa<l >« n a ill *ulf*r M and •* Mt.il ruany daj* of ueelrta tnUcry. ki ll kandrwila of Ltlkn a*y from ffillwHi all tar fhr KaMfabla yloti*: l»r. Ilajilore. »«mr naw Jitrr |*LI ha* rid m**f all UlkmtfM. >nf At* •ufferiBtf t<>rtiir**fma bflltou* roUa.twooJ Onr d*«l*n Irtntod to* to* Ckitolf Ctoitlyailoa. •• IJ.r» raiWd II. *»*l to Ual Mid I wa* Incarabl*.— T<*nr Na* IAtrt Mil# mr»»1 »*. I b»l *||Hiita; i»r. Uayducka N#w Utar PUU ca«* ma a b,arty c My nau**a <>f • mornlmr I* < Itoctur, my Mllim*nrM and toad*eh* ar* i ia fill will MlUfy tin* too*l «k*|>tli- |»I.Nrrvui TruMralloii. Wraku-M. iimrral Ijwliad.. W*nl **f Appallm k II* a.i*< hr, |»r. Ilaydork'a N#«r Ut«r mu only fCOO, and we bad fGoO." “That is so," said bis wife; “I took out fUOO for ns nnd left >50 in tbero for coufi dence." Bnt yon mosent joke with ciu mneb as yet. They aM not in a joking ha mor. The pulmt text now town is “Lay |p your treasures in Hcsvcn," and one of tbo ministers sddcJ, “Where there are no preferred creditors." WelJ, it’s bad, very bad, especially on poor folks, bnt tbero are a heap of good pcoplo who didn't have any to pat in a bank, and I reck on we will have to be sorry for them, too. I board of a poor woman who bad scratched np fifty dollars to pay her burial expenses, and when sho beard it was gone she got up out of bed and said she couldn’t afford to die now, nnd is scwiug away to make some more. An old acquaintance saluted me so gaily I said, “Yon don't look like yon lost anything by the bauk." “ Lost the mischief! no, sir, I'm assets; I owe cm and I'm enjoined from paying OTor. Ain’t it splendid ?" "•UUSfif hny. Then the bankers will have no When yon ask about tho popula tion of Gadsden by the last ccnsns they don't know exactly, but will tell yon that hundreds have moved in siuco the census was takcu. I re member asking Consin John Thrash er about tbo population of Toccoa City, and bo said the ccnsns give cm 700 but it wasn't half taken, and two families and a nigger bad moved in sinco. I do like to sec folks stand up for their town—don't you? Dim. AUl’. NOVEL ESCAPE FROM PRISON. SUNBEAMS FROM SUNDRY SANCTUMS I'rlre Tweillf.llv r|. lb'I DU VAT oxer, t imXOTDXLiTI HAYDOCK A CO., bia I, »j run KW.I x.v Tort. H. L. HARRIS, Watchmaker & Jeweler, BMMIIK. . broke. Tbo corn nnd meat and bay and gaano that steamboats and rail- (joiusnoito, N. C., April — A con vict named Kiuchen Glenn, who nf- foctid bis ccape from tbo state prison a few days ago, was arrested at his homo at Gold Hill, near this place. The manner in which ho so- roads are pouring into this country | cared his exit from prison is as rc- oa a crodit will not bo paid for. Ev- markablu os it is novel. It seems crything depends on n good crop that Ginn and another convict were year - tuoro so tbaa I have over j sick nnd placed in tho same cell. His known. companion died. His body was cof- I went round by Dalton to get to, fined aud left until the next day, u vs i uxs raXTlT ox n ax u A rru. si riLY Rome—eighty miles to mako twenty ITfinni .—for tbo ltosao nml Kingston liuo UEfUUQLl) |,sd not be©* repaired. It’s all right, | now, waiting for tbo next freshet— Dalton ia a lively place, and says tbe wouldn't bare a river if sbo could.— That's all right, I reckon, for I like to aes folks contented and happy, though I told Mr. Lewis I couldn't J i help thinking about tbo fellow who wouldn't bate tbe coru because it when it was to be buried. Tho idea struck Gum that be might, by means of substituting himself for tbe corpse, effect bis escape. Tbe body of the dead prisoner was taken out of tbe coffin and concealed under tbo bed, and Ginn got into tbo case. He managed to remain quirt until the The man who “keeps his vyird" nev er speak* Tbe intelligent millionaire has both dollar* aud sense. Fowls sre glntonons—They take a peek nt every mouthful. An Englishman says a dcrtick is a bivalve, because it is a hoister. Some |>co[|le are very much taken up with tbe attentions of |ioliccmcn. While men gamble iu stock*, women have been known to gambol iu alack' ing* The reason hurricanes are not re- ipccted is becanso they pnt on too many airs. A woman utilizes a wrap when it is presented to hor, bnt a man always gires it back. Why ia a spendthrift's pnrso liko a thunder-cloud ? Because it is contin ually light'ning. A young nldy at a ball called her beau all Indian, because bo was on her trail all tbe time. Why are |ieopte who stutter not to be relied u|ion? Uecauso they are al ways breaking their word, Tbe business uf a telegraph compa ny is “spread from polo to pole.” So that of the washerwoman. Made of tho mist—drizzling rain. Maid uf tho mister—his sweetheart. Made of tho mystery—hash. A lady friend says that bachelors are liko a batch of biscuits—good enough after they sro mixed. Tbe pretty face of a woman is liko dock's—not inndi neconnt unless there are good works behind it. If or to muku two children happy — Whip nun mid he is happy it is over; nnd the other is lmppy ho escaped. “Fare wi ll, my own," said tho in dulgent husband, a* ho provided his wife with tho best the market afforded. Tim secretary of tbe navy knows something of ono ship anyhow. We refer to courtship—He lias hint four wire* fails of |ieople are willing to rob Peter to pay Paul, only they gut tired wlieii the job is half dune. They nog, lect to pay Paul. Wkeu two guahing young women make a great display of bidding each other good-bye, it Riay be callod iuucb adieu about nothing.” A married laity said to her husband You bare In ver taken me to tbe cemetery." *' Xo, dear," be replied, POLICEMAN ANO OBELISK. JEWELRY, wasn't shelled. Rut lie needent care about rivers or anything else as long a ~ ... ... _.»» h® can keep tbat tub mill agoing. SILVER PLATED WAR E j Six train loads of passengers a day to . feed, aud be lets a good table, and I everybody knowa it. He is an old jlino Whig—John Quincy Adams Low- I is—tbe only man I know down South Instrumental •'w **• »1 ,er (n*t President. lUOIIl UIUVUWJ CUTLERY, Musical ft.YP SrMt.VGS. PISTOLS & CARTRIDGES. SEWING MACHINES, Needles and Attachments. CALL AXI) BE COXVIXCED. arllklf BEST GREEN AXI) BLACK TEAS. HVlsrs OENL’IXK SEW Cltor GARDEN SEED —JUID— ONION SETS. CHOICE CHE H ISO * SHOE ISO TO H A CCO. The isest 5 font Cigars. coflin witli ita supposed body wan re-\ “that* a pleasure I liftfe yet iu untie- more J ft> tbo grave prepared for it* ijmtion." reception iu tbo pruou yard. Three I Tbo price of human hair Ii.in ad- H lf T"W -.inu WLJl|W»ft PWt’O NTOMK. H i ~ oik sale. ft l*tf M.I* from ft'ct* *»d Barb* htod •» ** r .uC»»a. *Md In visor ates. .Dihr J. Hi VMUU-V iH«».^r|UO.tv>l»l.»l«l»lb«'">«lk.«IJ U xr.M.w* Tw.tj.i». mi •> WwS. t»«l«. .wSn,.IUnlM- ,.—I Me M Muct. r.k IS "Vo *??'.. ikiej ikf- k-Ml.( Mob. k.,~« “( »«■ .Ok., riUMVkk. OS negroes, who bap|ieued to have all j valiced to sncli a figure that jute ia tiro superstitious feats of tbeir race, | now used for ornamentation in the were detailed to commit the body to I manufacture of oleomargarine. This its last resting place. When tbe cof-1 is a world of deceit, fin was carried to tho grave Ginn i \ Detroit saloonist heated a half- commenced rolling about and groan-' dollar redbot and put it on bis eoun- ing. The darkies became frightened, j t cr t 0 , cc who woulJ slyly |iocket it. dropped the box aud ran off ax fast Over twenty meu concluded that it aa possible. The convict immediate-1 didn’t belong to them. There’s thousands of G. Ws aud T. Js j |y got out, climbed tbe prison wall, p,whence is a good thing for a man and T. Ms and A. Js and H. Ca and and escaped. Tbe trick was but when bo has got sa much discovered, but not in time to catch ov it tll . a llc kau llsU Rll (U; ovcr lbo An inebriated policeman mistook tbe obelisk, a few nights ago, for a disorderly polo player in a nd olater, and, going np to tbe monolith, arrest ed it. Tbe ice at the base of tbe atone added uncertainty to tbe policeman's footing, and, as he swayed around, it seemed to him that while he was as firm as a rock bis prisoner was not only drunk and disorderly, but waa trying to escn|ie. Then with a pres ence of mind always present, drank or seller, be drew oat bis dab and be gan to make bis mark alongside of tbe Egyptian hieroglyphic* Having worked himself into a secure position where lie no longer slipped, be eon. eluded Hist he bad brought bis pris- oner to term* Then be determined to get tho necessary pedigree for the police rcconls: '* What is yer name ?" " Thoiutbiues Obelisk!*" “ Where were yon born ?" • ••On." “Ou wbut ?" “On Egyptian soil." " Wlisr, ye iinperdeut scoundrel ?" " Heliopolis." *' Nunc of yer fnrrin jobber to me. I bate furriuer* Mind yez, yer iu Xew Yawk now, the capitals uf tho Irish republic. Xuw, bow old sre you ?" Three tlioil-auil five hundred and eighty year* “Xow I know yer drunk. Married or single ?" I’ve got a sister.” Wall, I don't care if you have fif ty. H ire you a woifu and family ?" "There were forty in tho fumily.” " An'd'ye mane to say yer tho dad dy of 'em all ? Re jsblicrs if yer don't answer skull." " You refer to my pyraiuidion, I suppose." ' Xoiio of yer furriu talk, I touhl yi Xow tell mo if you are married." '* I am wadded to solitude." “ Yu belong to n quaro family. Yer RREIIOENTI OF THE UR1TE0 STATES. Oeorge Washington, of Virginia, • surveyor by profession, belonged to tbe aristocracy and was eonnactad with tbe English gentry. His admin istration of eight yean was from 1780 th 1797. John Adaiua, of Massachusetts, waa a lawyer by profession and a son of a farmer and shoemaker. Hie tbe sec ond administration, waa from 1797 to 1801. Tbo uuu Jefferson, of Virginia, a law* yer, whose fiunily held a good bat not high, social rank. His administration waa from 1801 to 1906. Ja* Madison came from a wealthy family of Virginia planter* He was n lawyer, and bis adminiatration wan from 1809 to 1817. James Monroe waa tbe son of a Vir ginia planter, and a lawyer by profes sion. Hie administration waa from 1817 to 1825. John Quincy Adams waa tbs son of a Massachusetts mao, waa a lawyer aa wall as a literary mao. His adminis tration was from 1825 to 1829. Andrew Jackson was a poor boy from South Carolina, and waa a law yer, merchant, judge, planter and sol dier. His administration waa from 1829 to 1837. Martin Van Boren, of Xew York, was a self-made man—a lawyer by profession. His administration waa from 1837 to 1841. William Henry Harrioon was tho son of a Virginia planter, and an offi cer in the United Slates army. Hia administration was only one mouth, hiring died April 4Ui, 1611. John Tyler was tho son of an emi nent Virginian; waa n lawyer and tbo piuatiuii i'll break yer 1 successor of General Harrison. Janu s Kuox Polk was a Tennessee an, and tbo son of a farmer. Ho waa a lawyer by profession. His adminia tration was from 1845 to 1849. Zachary Taylor was the ton of poor parent* who moved from Kentucky soon after bis birth. He was a soldier namo ia Tummies O'llliskes, and yerj an ,| nn duty in Louisiana when elect- ft ... ... ... ..... wuifu's mime ia Sally Tudu. lie gorra I bolaivu you're a crooked mull. Xuw, what's yer occupation V " A policeman; hare boou on duty for three thousand year*" “ Are yn a Taiuiuiiuy man ?" “ I don't understand." "Whoso yer backer? Who got ye. teacher sod soldier His admiuistra- ou tbo force ?" tion was from 1853 to 1857. “ I'hsraob.' | James Huchanao, of Pennsylvania, " The one iu Aim street ? lie gor- ( „„ the eon of an Irishman from Den- ra. many of us lisve tbe same influ- .gal, who settled In the above named once. Do you get a steady steak? state. His administration wo. from ed President' Hia administration was from 1849 to 1853 Millard Fillmore waa tho successor of Taylor. Dora in New York of hum ble origin, educated himself nnd be came n lawyer. Franklin Pierce, lawyer, school J. C* but the old Adams family wos- ent very |K>pular with onr people.— When I got to Rome I found a fresh sensation, for a bank boil Im ited and every man who lost by it thought his own case tbe bsrdcst, and all of them were mad with the .State for bagging tbe asset* The state is rich and Yon do? Thin you must be a Cap tain—no wonder yuu'ra tough," aud, divining that lie hail mode a mistake, the policeman ran away as fast ss his legs wmi'd take him, while the oliclisk 1857 to 1801. • Abraham Lincoln was a rail splitter, Aatboatmsn and lawyer. His admin istration was from 1861 to 1865. Andrew Johnson, snocemor of Lin- took another nap of one thousand coin, was of low origin and was taught %• If.... . . . .. .. .. year*. — .W*r York Stitt. umirelujTnguaqe. To place your'uiubrclla in a rack iudicate. that it ia about to change to read ami write by hie wife. U. 8. Grant was from obeence ori gin—soldier by profession. Hia ad ministration was from 1869 tu 1877. It II. Hay* of Ohio—lawyer by onut-r.. Au umbrella carried ovor the profession. His administration was woman, the man getting nothing but fr°u> 1877 to 1881. tho drippings of Ibe rain, signifies | J - A. Garfield—administration from courtship. When the man has thel 1**11° 1885. Of Immble origin- tlio perpetrator. Ginn worked >■'» 1 Mdo ov a bo.t without cny bait on biz | umbrella and the woman tba drip- «“•* boatman, school teacher, |m,f. way to Gold Hill, iu Green county.— i.,;.... u wkat ', t | lC luaUsr ov I ,,i„g, it indicate* marriage. To car-! *> r . P«««cber. lawyer, soldi"* lecturer. He was traced to tbat plac, where be j Wui lUUx'J.. * UJ Wi " ° nC “ A lady sent Usr maid to buy eome »» U to be loet by I is* rssf iiriisxl lit Inn . inarlor*. I * * .t t 1.11 — W. —..a . ry it at right angles under your be returned to Ins quarter* jAreh-eolored Mocking* Tho svrvanl A Xew Haven brute saturated cot-! returned with stockings jot black.— ton »itb alcohol, tied it to a dog's iThe anger of the mistress soon gave cy sre r . s ( Y . tail, and tben set fire to it. The dog way to laughter when .be recollected w a rig * 8 ... . JV . .. ' started on the ran to get under the that her maid wav a lady of color. You can argue with th* men about it, .. i but Mr. Speer bad Utter keep clear I l,ru, ° " b " n ' T J iCn ‘t didn t *ccm ao ^ j t tllke> lhrw! | mn j ro ,| thousand of tho women if ho knows what's good ; touny to the brute. He madly bowl- cubjo fwJ , ol WOO( | to n i*kc Incifer for him. Ono good lady bad *650 in at 1,10 ,,0(J ra “ * fter Wm *. b “‘ matclice euongli for American use.- tbcrc and when sbo heard tbat the | )C,oro *•» couW , >* crta ^° 11,0 nn,nml The nnmUr ot cubie feet of gas and bank wm a little shaky -he told her >« Kot under the Urn. but somehow Q , ^ u ^ to mnke , h# . i _ i i.,.i I., nil... the cottou went out and didn t set i nvfi matclifa has not Imoin cotiiiiati'd. husband to tako it out, but lio pnt on generous airs about it and said it would bo wrong—it would show a lack of confidence- that it was confi dence tbat sustained Uukx and kept them from breaking. A few days af terwards tbo bank broke, and lie went home a sadder man and got ilt - Moralized, aud wout to bed <i k, »•"! love matclica lias not been oMiuiated. A countryman from Xew Hamp shire, who lud ncrer heard of a hi tbe wan who follows you. To pat • cotton umbrella by tbs side of a nice silk one signifies "exchange is no rub- Ury." To lend an umbrella indicates “I am a fool." To carry an open um brella just high enough to tear out turn's eve* nnd kuock off uen’a bat* •iguifie* “ I aiu a woman.”- /foxton 7V lumriji’. * sTolen. * A German in a western town who had not paid much attention to learn' Congressman, etc. Eire Mu-ox, Oct. 15. 1HH0. Mom. Lon* Itixxix k luma— Oenllemen—I bad been troubled with sbortaesa of breath and xsilim* for about eeren year* and neml many ramadiea without finding relief. One bottle Of yoar Brewer's f-ang Restor er cored me |«ermanentlv. Yoar* trnly, C. C. Bii scuw. Micux, Us. Muss* Inm* ILixtix k Lons— Itrar Sin—l bad been troubled for a long limo before using Brewer’s Lang Restorer, with something liksAstb- ,, , , , .... m* and after asing only two bottles mg huglish, b n a Imree etolen Iron, (>f your |||pdicin , I Veathcd perfectly tho barn oil fire. This was poetic justice. Ilaru was insured fur twico —* cycle, caino to Boston, ami when lio'bia barn Hie other night, whereupon free, nnd bar* fait no symptoms of A Galveston parent ia very much I beheld a youth whirling aloug UJ>oil j he advertised M follows: , j tho disease since. I aiu. confident discouraged at the way bis boys de- 1 ono of those airy vehicle* lie soldo- •* Von nite, der adder day, ven I yoo r n>o^oin o eareij «»d Iebirre •troy each other's clothing. Tbo oth- qnized thus: "Goby, ain't tlmt queer;] TM l>con awake in mine ahlcep, I bear with'seth es. or day ho saw that little Bill's shirt 1 wlio'd ever Vpect to sen a m in riditi; collar ivm torn off, :.nd lie angrily J a hoop-skirt r” look on amazin, and wonld'i.ti at and ask , q |, oa q happuned. “Johnny conldent sleep, aud groaned ami tnm- qiq lt( >i wa . t kc . resjX'iixe. “ Well, I'll blttlnbont on the bed. and called for L, .) 0 i inD>a |,ia e , that's what I'll mortibine, and finally bia wife t*>ld|j 0 i« “Well, dad, I've paved tbe way him to ait up a minute, and then sho | / ur j. 0B> j ctt t the whole ceding out ■bowed him a imckage of money ; o{ his new pant*" marked *600, and informed Isimako! ■ ■*>» ■ took tbe money out herself before the ] “ What do yon suppose Lot thought sol ", lings vat me links vaa not very right in my bom, *ml I out -hmiif “Xow.IteU you, there's nothing ] to bod and raM mil der horn oat and ( particular almnt me." M id tbe f.t der* I eoom. I sees d*t ;ny pig man by tbe stove. "I ain't on. of those kind «bo is always finding faalt Jon D. Rom. with my victuals and tbat sort of thing. So long’s a meal ia well cooked and served hot, and there'* enough ot it, Yours truly, Ml uralite, • '■**• east r*M* Cami' Rush . 8 C., Nov. 9,1879. I bate used your Neurotic far neu ron mil tbe shtable off; and ever who nigh, coughs and sold* aud bare vil pack biin pring. I just so mneb pay been mneb benefitted by it him as vsa been knshtomary." A base ball boy tripped and fell and tor* bi* clothes while chasing a strev chicken in a neighbor's lot He told bis motuer be had been sent to fire by * font. She reached for bom* . „ , ! who can pnt up with anything in the' and the youth went out on strikes out stopping, and on looking at the admirable gravity, he thought bow ] „bapa of eating, as long it's good and, bowling for tbo old man to act •* packag'd again, be raid, "Why, this is ho could get hituself-a/rvsA on*." nice." | referee. suspension,°aml he got w*U immedi- when bo beheld his poor wife turned, an j ‘ l ‘ m ^ r, * h ' 1,0 «ti room, and kissed her furiy times with- I suppose, sugge-ts onr wit, ^ ltb I w bo can put up with anything in tho an. From Adjutant General JeM* of N.C| Tbe Nsarotie bn* been weed by weaber* ol,mj {easily. IlbN «• carioaa remedy lor i from psin i