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VOLUME VI.
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, APRIL 23,1881.
NUMBER 42.
miMID ITUT U i'IWI AT
BRUNSWICK, GA.,
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New Advertisement*.
MLHAYDOCK’S |
NEWLIVERPILL
POVERTY AND PATRIOTISM
in
HUBbCHUTION RATES:
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Imp H—, Mllrf«4 fur p«blir*Uo«. Wkra •«.
M»4hn UM T». rkix^l m reive tiU-meirt*
Allllllm MM roMMMl<ltlMil ||«UI«I<1 Im> ll
(MUOAR COATED.)
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City Directory.
l!Cj' A. T. ruua, W. W. Will Id-. J. J
gwy p.T. IMaa. J. r. Bine, *. l\ Ultl
ancc try standing or walking after
the plow awhile. They can Sod lima
to go a Sailing whan the grand ia
too wat to plow,and ifthaniaaay
gam ia ’em it will work oat. A
can watch the cork and think, loo.—
Fiabiag ia just like human Ufa. Moat
everybody has got a book baited with
something, and tbere’a alwaya a pea*
eel of simpletons ready to bite at a
worm whether there is a book in it
or not That's common—vary com'
■non, but over and anon th«e'* some
fellers going around with a seine or a
drag net, who are not satisfied unless
CMC
CUtfJUmUrl a A. hka.
AmiMamt Mankmt I. L. iVreh.
/Mkran-V. ||. Mary. T. W. Bull
K"r*r^am*r4 //rate m4 CUrk •/ MarM-l
/Wf C L BehUttwr. Jr. M. I».
Wflli^sB L H Patlr. M. t».
9J IU1I.
OT.Jr. lUAVPiiBM.
■ OPCOCIK1L.
IIMII.
Irun*, IhulM * R«».»».l»un i. Walkin'
and LlltlrMd.
Mat lea WWUCraMlrry-C O Mot*.
Prstaa Oulorad Omrlrry-Jarkl* WhtlD.
Tutto«MDi»*(kmf, 3>inyar an I Sprara.
fWllMM f|~Trr Drarfarf anil Oanyrr.
Uanaua—UttlrArid. Mprara au'l Pwtnwn.
prauc aril nw— ITslklnr |iwrfliB(tr an l
“ j and Littirf al I
-rataaai. Hjwam aad Paan.
Cmabitt—Pntaaai, LiltVtrl l aa« Dowrdlnfrr
nai DBPABnmMpwi.l’BiBaM an«l llarvry
rt.u a-Pwtnnni.PutiTi. an I WaUin*.
uxrrtn «tati> unnm
dlartar dOaataaaa .Jdta T. Cwllla*
TLat k«.
AfUr nuffrriM t**rtnrra n
i billion* raUe.t*a«f
•I at lant till I was Inc a rati*.
at* half of on* of y<mr ptlla lo mjr hab* fop
Cl»>l«ra M tlua. ik# «l*nr jvnag UUng got wall la
n»—ra of a moralng la now cnr*J. aad ao
•>f It* KMn*j*. lUIntx'
their glowing crops, and dident leave
a green thing upon the face of tha
earth, but the farmers plowed np and
planted again and the season bit the
Into crop just right, anJ they had an
abundant harvest. There is a power
of elasticity alront human nature. Its
astonishing bow rotdily we accommo
date ourselves to circumstances. If
we prosper and make money we spend
it accordingly, and if wa have bad
lack we haul in and pinch ourselves,
| and seufilo tbrongb without sufleriug
er, to extremity. Mott of our wants are
ITtmaaUr—Ll»«a north.
COURT H88IOX8 IR TIIK URUNHWICK tllUllT.
CUNClI-lal Moft.Uy In Marrl. amlHapIri > t.
AITI4N0—3d Monday In Mart t md »r,
WAYNK—4th MootUy In Varrl . it s iileint.. r.
rtKRCR—lal Moktloy In April - •' • Motor.
WAHK—*d Mnuda) in April and (M. b*r.
(Xirm^Tvwbl altar Uh Monday lit A| 1,1 and
Oriobarr
CAMUKR—Tnaaday afl< r >1 M>« la/ la M./ an
CllARLTOH—M Monday in May and Romnbrr.
oi.YRR->4tk Monday in May and Hot—tUr.
FALHBR BROTHERS.
• wnnnrntBasti bit am.
HARDWARE
IW and IM OiMgraa*, lit and HI M. JuJi** *u,
SAVANNAH, GA.
Agricultural Implements.
FAN MILLS,
GRAIN CRADLRS,
AVERTS FLOWS.
BUINLY’S PLOWS.
CULTIVATORS,
PLOW STOCKS,
SWEEP SHOVELS,
HEEL PINS,
GRASS RODS.
Rubber and Leather
BELTING.
CIRCULAR SAWS,
CARPENTERS’ TOOLS,
BLACKSMITH’S TOOLS,
GUNS AND PISTOLS,
FISHINU TACKI.E.
AGENTS FOR FAIRBANKS'
Standard Scales
DTJFOXTT'S
celebrated powder.
Together with s full line of Shell
Hardware, for an la at Uio ion cat
pnocm.
PAUttB nnoTiiKits.
1IERC CRY
HAS MADE HOUR
Cft/ppzjzs
than am. dr\im <oMr.;RKii
B ORIVnsAU Y r«KD )>« MUJ.
andHirk ll*a U. k*. ftr. Ilay.l n k*a Mrw Mur MIU
mill he f»uu<l an > m> i» at K«ui*dy.
They ar a unl«*iaal in lh*lr oRrtta. and a car* ran
almo*t alma)* b* uiiBrant**iI.
K At'll V* \f. CONTAINS TWENTY PILLR.
• /•On.' rill U n U
I'rlcr Ttvniiiy*llyi« < • < nl«# l'"r »nle lay
nil irniu^lnla.
i ll ■ slgna
BUY AT ORCK » IN> Nt»T DELAY I
HAYDOCK k CO.,
IrlsVIy w Plait Mrf*l. New York.
H.L. HARRIS,
Wntcliiimkcr & Jeweler,
BRl.MIfK. - (iEORIili,
RAriC >Xr.ARTLYON HARD A 11 LLtt’t'YLY
JEWELRY,
SILVER PLATED WARE
CUTLERY,
d,Yjr swr.yas.
late war taught us a lesson about
that, amt you can’t scare the old pco-
plo who went through it very much.
The soldiers had an awful time, but it
-A'.ns ii liltlo awfullcr on the poor fami-
lies who stuid nt homo und luid to
Joed and clothe a passel of liulploss
children. Thera ain’t mnoh fun in
•loiug without ahoee, and hste, and
dour, and meat, and eagnr, and boil
ing down salt ont of emoke-bonae
dirt, and makiug coflee ont of aweet
|>otatoes and rye, and aweetning it
with sorgam. I rememlier when corn
wot. n hundred dollars a boshcl, and
cotton cards without handles or hacks
was a hundred dollars a pair, and
there wasent but one milk cow in oar
roaaty, and I bought her for four
thousand dollars, for there was a ba
by on hand and no milk where it
ought to be, and the little thing hod
liked to have perished to death.—
Those were bard timet, tore enough,
and when I think of 'em it aeems like
a «iu for nnybody to gramble or com*
) plain about anything now. Good
health and pcoco is all I ask for the
balance of my subloonary life, and if
wo eon tench oar children the name
wliilt.sopby, it's rebooting euuugb to
keep 'tin contented aud happy.
HHP
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W» •*!.,, J. ,i|. .UlOU S.
mil . p. Ij AUuu CcMItaUua.
There is an old man writing ia tbs
Country Gentleman, and he goes back
own riLLliA DOVE. ! to . ,W3 ' “ d “J* " h * d j"‘ tach *
VfTur"* IM *" , * r '‘ 1 r •" h:l,MI I w *ol«r m this one—freezes und snows
>u'i , .r. r ;' , ,,‘'i ili .Wi iJ.'il c'""’ u£.“i« > i«nr.! and floods until May, and a scorching
~ *oi i tm, ..(^.a.r.’T'ou. 1 . . .',!i 1 drought nil summer, and the farmers
“.u’oJ.'jl?DH l n?v , |xi«VVsw j ®wde nothing but a few nubbins, and
.1J'Li.'.'i'ii'v ,.i'i'i".'.'','I 1001, people suffered, and cattle died
DUt NIUMi Timul iill Tllliti iys. from stnrvntion, end be warns ns to
-oi f..t thi. I'l'OmuM. mpiiiid. -i rua, mu prepare for the worst. That's all very
«. ■ iDiDsUiia.ib.rrim well, and I am glad to perceive that
. U..DI,D...1,.| UD I t, cm (lha fsrm)jn KeDerel , 7 „ 0 doi|1K llieir they gobble up things by wholeeali
08. MIS KEtf LITER PILLS bo » t - forn is crawling up to a dollar hko these cor^raiions end specola-
swa.m.nta^ma.riMii.M , h . a bushel, nnd hav is »1 50, and meat tor “ »“>' syndicates. That ain't tot-
CST **’“ *• “• is on the rite, and we’ve got hordlv! in 8 <*"• »»J the? «»>«>» fish in my
r0r! ' T " V an r Ite Rronnd, and the bar- f ereek if I can help it
r iKWi7ie T Jaim«-1 v “ l wiM 1,0 ■ ,alc ' bal " tiM lhero “ D °i NIWTNIHSW GEORGIA.
Tak* <tl~-aa> it. tlat* naU j .»i rn.*| • ir*r W*a aa<l >1M II) borrowing trouble. M*>boilj
KOa ) C ° ,n0 - K kW y Tv R ° , '“’ i tieorgis is'bv^for*the sewest State
■mmisiuiuu.: ticople in Kansas and Missouri . ”, , ,, .
nr.it.tIdo.,,«itu.«ini i*.n.iin.of*n ,, ,, . , , in tho whole ^onth—with the possi-
wii! - thought tbev were ruinod, for the ,,
r » id. ri ,.iu.; . , . . : lile exception of Texts. There is an
..iimur.f.iD.iaD grasshoppers came along and eat up I . * , . ,
■ ■ ■ j essential dilTereDce, however, between
tho newness of Texts and tha new
ness of Georgia, vis: the newness of
Texas ia the first crop on a wild
soil, the newness of Oeo.rgia is the
more abundant and reliable crop on a
domesticated and cultivated soil.—
Texas ia a great producing State;
Georgia is fast becoming a great man
ufacturing State. Imi
stacks loom in grimy ms^esty at sev
eral points in Georgia where, erst
while, the rural wagon-maker, leis
urely sbtving the oak spoke where
with to mend the wheel of the weath
er-cracked ox-cart, was the only man
ufacturer—“lost in the solitude of hie
own originality.” The immense man
ufacturing establishments at Atlanta,
Augusta, end nt one or two other
places, are nothing less than sermons
fulminated by great Thor himself—
oommandmeuts auto men to explore,
to delve, to labor and to build. Or,
to come to a practical conclusion, the
success of the manufacturing estab
lishments of Georgia is n new declar
ation of independence, not signifying
revolt, bat yet presaging revolution.
Five things ore essential to perma
nently successful manufactories, to-
wit:
1. A market for the goods mean-
factored.
2. Capital to establish mannfacto-
ries.
3. The cheapest possible avenues
from the factory to the retail store
where the manufactured goods are
told.
4. Tha choapest possible a<
from what may be termed the birth-
placo of tho raw material to the place
of its manufacture.
5. And most difficult of all, the con
viction present in the mind of the
capitalists that numbers 1, 3 and 4 of
these essentials certainly may be
found at any giveD point.
We hail one good, warm, sunny | Atlanta and Augusta have managed
day last week, and me and my little! ^ chasm between the fifth
Isiy went a fisbiug. I have to g°' condition and the preceding foor.—
Musical Instruments *» lmn,or tbo children. Th0 „ nco :rTd^fio P me 0 t
.ustlikefond parents go with cm to, ThicU 113toaislie8 nll « b o vuit those
-.he circus. I uhing is n good thing iptae- _not so much by reason of
torn.nan when ho is tired or has the , ht> rMs|u 3 , rPaJy . ccompli , b( a as
by tbo tuc rt -tv.lts yet to come, tboap*
, proich of Ykhidi can hart 11 v mcadc
tnmhle and his own short coming., ^ rtuntioB o( ^ mort
and It keeps him amused and enter- K „ er Georgia has now a secure fo-
toined, whether be catcbee anything
- or noL I don’t believe in laviness.
Needles And Attachments, but I*do think it's good for a man lo
, have leisure occasionally—time to
CALL AND BE CONVINCED. think- Thcgoo.1 U».k says “the wis-
»IIMJ I doiu of a learned man coinetb by op-
BIJST GIIKK.V AND BLACK portnnity of leisure. ’ How can be
gut wisdom that holdeth tho plow ?—
He giveth his miud to make furrows,
and is diligent to giro the kine fod-
dor. And so with the carjwnter and
wBtkmavter, and they who cut and
gravo seals and watch to finish tlicir
work. Tho smith, also, who sitteth
by the anvil and lightetb with the
heat of the furnace, while tha noise of
the hammer and the anvil ia ever in
DROPFIM INTO NITIT.
If yom please sir," said tha young
lady timidly, aa tbs exehaaga editor
handed her a chair, ” I bare oompoeed
a few recess, or partially composed
them, and I thought you might hnlp
■n finish than, aad then print than.
Ma aaya they an real nice aa hr aa
they go, aad pa takas tb* Hugh svrry
day.”
She was a handsome creators, with
beautiful bine eyes, and a crowning
glory as yellow as golden rod*. There
waa an expectant look on her face, a
hopefulness that appealed to tha holi
est emotions, aad the exchange editor
made np bis mind not to crash the
longing ef that para heart if he
struck another lick.
May I show yon tb* poetry T" con
tinued the ripe, rad mouth. M You
will see that I couldn’t get the hat
lines of tb* vsress, and if yon would
pleas* he ao kind as to batp me- -**
Help her I though bn bad WA*
even read a line of poetry, the ex
change editor felt the spirit of the di
vine art flood hie aoa) aa he yielded to
the bewildering music. - Help her I
well, he should smile.
“ The first vers* ran* like thi*,” she
went on, taking eonrege horn Ms
blue*. It gives him a chance to rn-
PISTOLS & CARTRIDGES. minute and ponder upon life nnd
SEWING MACHINES,
TEAS.
it lists aKsnst: .v/:if csor
GARDEN SEED
GltOICK C
ONION SETS.
//AM.7NV? .f «wa7.w|«* y ;r k : ,po "
t. iu of tbo thing that lio nnkctb.-
TO BA.?CO.
fha test 5 Uont Cigars.
tore as a manufacturing State. It
does not follow that every town in
the State should at ones erect great
manufacturing establishments, bat it
does follow that a great many other
towns might erect such establishments
aud operate them successfully—town*
which now have nothing of the kind
and are filled with an infinite host of
loiterers cast in the mold of Colonel
Sellers.
Atlanta and Augusta wisely dis
carded the Sellers theory, aad the
conaetpicuco must provoke the sincere
admiration and the hearty emulation
of all their neighbors in the Golf
States. Georgia is not afraid of new
things because they are new, nor in
loro with old thing* because they are
■VI theso treat iu tiieii hsnil* end are Q | ( | Therefore Georgia prospers cx-
w-.se in their work, and witLout them .; ..
tbo c.ty cannot bo inhabited. Imt the}
” To aati-billioea pills,” added tb*
exchange editor, with a jerk. " Just
tb* thing. It rhymea and il it aa—
Yon take anybody now. Half tb* peo
ple yoo meet are "
" I suppose yon know bast,” Inter
rupted the young girl. “ I bad not
thought of it in that way, bat you have
a better idea of inch thing*. Now the
second verse Is more like this:
" Tit* d"- A-a^ad kina npoa th* moor
L mkad tender, meek aad tad;
Wk lo f'oia lha ralley eutuea the roar.
“Of lb* mntchlsss liropadl
roared the < xehtnge editor. ‘’There
yon get it. That tnisben tho isaoml
no as to mideh 4he fifat It combiaaa
tb* fsihiooe with poetry, aad earise
tb* ids* right bom* to th* fireside.—
If Toaly hU yoor 1 ability is starting
• verse with my genius to windisg it
op, I'd quit th*
• Think aor asked tb* fair young
lady. “ It doaY strlka me aa keeping
op tb* them*.*
“ Too don't want to. Yon want to
break Uw than* hare and them. Th*
reader like* it better. Oyeal where
yon keep op lb* them* it get* monot
onous."
Perhaps that's ao," rejoined Urn
beasty, brightening np. -I didn't
think of that Now 111 retd tb* third
preesion of eoae fellow heaving things
to another fellow who'* scratching for
safety. Socks, on tha other hand,
rfaymss with the rocks and beautifies
them, while it loaches npoa tb* milk
asnid, sad by dsesriUsg her oooditioo,
shows her to bn a child of Uw very
nature yon are showing up."
"I think yoo're right," said
tweet angel “111 UU pa when be
was wrong. This ia th* way the fifth
iasasi*»st»
■LAM'S DHL'S STUNK.
7TOTZ SALE.
Mt |>lar* m ar ll*'l* I'uinl, »U MilPa Iron* th* flip
ot Rmaamlrl. Twraty
arm ut bkrf, !**!«•
• k*a<l i*f raUW. fcflfre* aad *«!•
. A. RICHARIMOR.
Un th* pfvMlen.
tlioli uot “set on the ju.lge’s seat nor
be found where parables ore spoken.”
I reckon that must lie Uw reason why
ao many young men will not go to
farming or mechanical employment—
They want to sit on tho judges' seat
That'* all very well if there waa seaU
enough for 'em all, hut there ain't,
and so 1 think they had bettor draw
straws for tho scat* ut.J let the l»l-
The Mormon Temple at Salt Lake
City was reported at the recent Mor
mon conference to have eret to dal*
the tom of $1,455,581.43, aad the
Saints were requested to roll in their
subscription* for the next year. The
structure will not be completed for
twenty or thirty yean, and th* build
ing process may be continued much
longer, as the Apostle* do not seem
to be in any harry.
•IUv»ll[»lillU,<IIHfcT.
A* might aprtaf* ham tb* flat.
juu tomf* iwtDgM aaa— i* aay—~
'The old man'* drank ngaia,
wouldn't do, would itr naked Uw ex-
change editor. “Somebody else wrote
that and w* might b* accused of pla
giarism. We moat bare this thing
original. Suppose wo say—now, jaat
suppose—'Why did I apoat my Ben V
“ Nsw f dsed it is new. Ben is the
Presbyterian name for overcoat, and
spoat meant to bock. “ Why .did
spout my Deaf means, why did I
above my topper? That's just what
twilight would think of fintjow know.
O, don't Iw afraid—that's jost im-
WtU, IU Isava it to you," said th*
glorioos girl, with a emO* that pteasd
Uw sxchaog* editor's heart to his
■pine.
This is tha fourth vena:
Rteark fa Rm (Ad raaka.
“And splits his paaUlooo* I' Done
it myself; know jost exactly bow it ia.
Why, bless your heart, you r
Snip, snip; paste, paste, paste; but it
it with a saddened heart that be snips
aad paste* among bin exchange* now.
The beautiful vision that tor a momanl
dawns upon hiss has laft but tha no-
otWctioQ ia bis tort of om innb—in
of Ufa qnanebad by Uw shower of
with which eh* denounced him
al a nasty brats, and went ont from
him forever.
mtum FMMI0RBIY lANCTUMG
If haadwriting ia iadiaaUveof char
acter, sopie famous men bare very
bad character*.
In France Uwy or* making ram of
d shore One drink of it starts the
Bow of sola
A bore* Uwkasigku nil night nnd
keeps hia companions awake, most be
bod neigh-bore.
NaUve to streogsr: “ W* always
have sn East wind in Oslvastoa.“—
Bat I see tb* wind just now is from
the West.” “ Ob, that's the East wind
miog back, you know.”
" Do yon pretend to liavo a* good
judgment as I have?” exclaimed an ^
enriiged husband to bin wife. “ \\ oil, |
AN UNHAPPY MARRIA8I.
Under thi* caption the above paper
•ays: “Ia Uw nppsr part of this eoan-
ty, n sixteso year old young man by
Uw noma of WUlirna Retvss, courted
a twelve year old girl by the now* of
Emily Foster. She consented lo mar
ry him, and her parent* gar* their
1 Last Sunday night was the
Ume set for their marriage. It appears
that Uw young lady nnd bar parents,
with Uw eonenrraaea of some friends,
had decided to play n joke on young
Reerre On tb* night act apart,
Reeve* appeared dressed ia his bat*,
happy in Uw thought of uniUng hi*
destiny with one so pure aud lovely
aa Mias Emily, litlla dreaming that
than Is ‘many n slip between Uw cup
aad Uw lip.' A young tana named
Charles Plane* rebod himself in brid
al attire, aad n snowy veil bid his fare
Aa nnd* agreed to have a marriage
license, nnd be provided ooo in th*
•haps of tn old guano note, which be
placed ia an envelope and banded to
Thomas Tbaxton, who appeared in
solemn dignity to make Uw twain
on*. Yoang Reeves, tUll unconecioa*
ef th* plot to victimise him, with eon-
fated motion escorted his prospective
bride to a position in front of Mr.
Tbaxton, who quickly performed Uw
ceremony. Immediately Miss Emily
Foster stepped from a place of seclu
sion and eongratolsted the groom.—
Young Reevsa looked at her in as
tonishment, and then tn-ned and
looked at bis bride. Some one bad
lifted Uw veil from Pranoe’a face by
thi* Ume, and when Reeve* aaw to
whom he was married, be looked the
very plctnre of deepair, nnd exclaimed,
My dollar and u half is gone!' The
waa .vitneiicd by
enrugeu uuauana to uw wu*. - won, i , , . ,
„ , „ . > . , , , I about alxty perruis. Hie voting mnn
no, alio replied; "oar cliolos of purl- , ■ , , J ,, .
> ii, • 'ii. i ii , 1 at last ncconnta wu quito wratby aud
nrra for Ilfs auowg that my jmlgmout j 1
is not lo lie compared to yours.''
A gentloman wee complainiug that
be bod invested heavily in Wall attest
and lost it nil. A sympathizing friend
asked him whether be bad boen
"boll” or “bear,” to which be replied
” Neither; I was a jackass.”
"Tfunnyoeath SCCHt.
OeOlv-iUraae Mr* aloes "
With holes ia both bar soaks.’ By
jovs," cried tb* delighted exchange
editor. “ You see—"
"O, no, not” ramoDstratod Uw
blushing maiden. “ Not that.”
" Certainly,” protested the axebang*
editor, warming op. u Nio* to one
•he's got 'am; aad yoa gat fidelity to
fact with a wealth of poetical expres
sion. Tb* wont of poetry generally
is, yoo cant state tbiogs as thoy arc.
It ain't like prore Her* we've bast
ed all tb* established notioos, and pat
np no actual existeoc* with a veil ot
gtnnia* poetry over it Tthiak Ibatt
the beat idea we've struck yet"
I don't eeem to look at it as you
do, but of coorso yoo are Uw best
judge. Pa thought I ought to aay;
“ WouldhVthat do?"
“Dot Just look at it Does tracks
rhyme to rocks ? Not io the Brook
lyn Ktgl* it dou'L Besides, whew you
say trackj aad rocks, you girt Uw im-
Urm enwm.
II aseins to ms tbs most ludicrous
aerideota and sitoalioas on tbo stage
occur in death aosnsa, and this is prob
ably owing to th* fact that the great
contrast makes the humor more per
ceptible.
An instance illustrating this cornea
to my mind. It occurred many ysan
ago when most of oar sterling seton
were only aspirants to fame.
Tbe Forest Amateur Dramatic An-
aoeistion of PbilsdriphU waa playing
IVeicv Pmrrent. J. Z. Little end n
yoang man named, I Think, White,
Uw parts of " Pierre
" Jsffier." In tb* lost scene, where
both conspirator* dis. Little Iwd to
give up Ibe ghost first, which be did
to Uw great satisfaction of the ground
lings, staggering nil over tb* place,
and giving convulsive gasps, sic., tak
ing can, however, to give bis last ex
piring kick in tbs exact center of tb*
stags. The other tragedian then com
menced bis go-an-yoa-pisaw walk
area ad preparatory to shuffling off.—
It ssems that bo also had mad* ealen-
Utiooa tu dii on thii dcainbli
and, finding himself baulked in
ho determined to (all u near th* sco
ter ■* possible. As Uw cirde of
White's steggeariag bacauw smaller
Little bseaws visibly uaeaey. He bore
it ssawfktly, however, until White be
gs* to totter a* if ready to drop.—
hi* courage left him, end east
ing aaids svsry regard for sppesran-
ees, be clsctrificd Uw audience by rit-
Ung op suddenly and crawling nearer
to tbs wings, when La again lay ad him-
■all out Thi* wa* too much for tbe
audience, aad it ia sals to aay that
never waa a heavy tragedy ended amid
•ash shouts of laughter aa waa IV*-
iet Preserved teat nighty
Wm. Wiuatoq Fountain, prin
cipal ot liolyoka Academy, Louisville,
tly read n paper before Uw
~ torical Hocicty of that
Uw sneaatzy ot ticnaral
E. Lw through ao unbroken
genealogical chain lo Duncan, King
of Baotlaod, who waa slain by MsBeth.
Tills tahie shows that Uw great Ooo-
ladarate leader waa savanteanth in
direct dssosnt from King Robert
Broca; Uw mighty Scottish chieftain.
In Uiin long Una appsars many kingly
names, diatiogniahsd in Uw annals of
both England and HcoUaad ns re
nowned statesmen and military cbief-
qiuto wratby i
oays In- intends tu have tbe yonng la
dy yet.”
PROTECTION OFYOUNQ TREES.
When it ie desirable to pasture
sheep or ling* in orchards, or where
rabbit* make depredations,tbe bark of
yonng tree* may be laeeeaafnlly pro
tected by washing the tree* iu tbe
vpring ami again in mid-aammer, for
-beep, end again in tbe aotnmn for
rabbits, with eoapendi aad carbolic
acid, or n eolation of ooel-Ur aud
wbitewaib. Beth are rare of accom-
plisbing the end in view, rad are val
uable in keoping off the borer and iu
giving a healthy surface activity to
tho up, which will make the burk
look froeb aud healthy. One ounce
ot carbolic acid to a pail of ooa|<auda
ia sufficient.—Ex.
Tbe Maoeacbneette Senators are
making Uwmaelvea supremely ridicu
les*. Dawn peeks away at tbe “Sol
id Sooth" lik* on ranged jackdaw,
while Hoar wrangle* and mile lik* n
very drab.—Ex.
■Iradarhe, Nearalsta, Mr.
From Cant L H. Boyd,of the well known
firm of Walkrr ^Uoyd, Ornersl In
surance Agents.
Anana, Oa.. Jan. 13. 1878.
I knee amd Nearetie la my family for
iideehe. neurelgia, etc., with prompt
nttaf in every ease, amt sordidly rreoai-
mead it an tin meal Vstaahlr rvomly I
have aver naed. Laat sight I waamgrr-
lag iateaatiy with arret* cold and ara
relate, and oa* applteatioa rrlirvrd aw
tetanmteataa. IsaacH. Born
Lnacuaioua, Aaa.. dan. 111878.
Da. a J. Morrur—Iteir Sir-Ku
dosed you will find DO crate. Phew
earn) me another package of Irrlbiaa —
The Aral Mokage hat aueh a hrppy re
sult that I hrartily nammemt i! to rt
mattn, m being alt that a mnOrr are*
Wtinjh.it. My ImIw woe oua of
little nervous meetarra -never
steeping more than fifteen o twenty
minutes at a Ume. After giving lire paw-
der it qnie*cd Ml nmre, end now In-
■deeps long nape. Ptrere aend ns reon
aa pareikle, and oblige,
abrillfi-lm Maa. K E. W am*
Vnd other afbationa of ll»- Katneya and
1)ladder nre eam-tlnae n. ought oai»ad
.(Ull ex -genitid l.v th neglect of the
vniptoui-. whlcl i( • on •» Jlt»
vonhl no ilojbl - a m of seres
■iaU to traatmeo' No awdaHne U ro
'veil ani'ed for tl • «• UjMii'aOom-
MUad Extract Bneha aad Jaatpav. It
'■,‘bisvrs^
PoZvTe! <t*.. De*. 1, U7T.
I bareteU Bankia'a Uraku naddaal
urn for tea yam aad it te»*l« ■.'->«»-
.m aaimrel ret-faeUon, preriagTh*
mote valrulde |>reperatio* of tbo kind
•*>(he market
qrUcewM f. 0. Mal».J
I I kALate. Lri4Dkk OA.