Georgia Historic Newspapers

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VOLUME VII.
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1881.
NUMBER 20.
The Advertiser and Appeal
IS PUBLISHED EVEBY SATURDAY, AT
BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA
T. O. STACY
SsbscilptlQH B.l.
On. »pjr one penr...
One copjr six mootba
Advertisements from responsible parties wiU
be published until ordered out. when the time is
aot speelBed, and payment exacted accordingly.
Communications for Individual benefit, or of a
personal character, charged as advertisements.
Marriages and obituary notices not exceeding
four lines, sollcted fbr publication. When ex-
eroding that apace, charged as advertisements.
All letters and communications should be ad
dressed to the undersigned.
T. G* STACY,
Brunswick, Georgli
AUUmtn- A. T. Putnam, W. W. Watkins, J.
Spears, 1). T. Dunn, J. P. Harvey, S. C. Littlo
field, F. J. Doerfliitger.
Clerk d Treasurer—James Houston,
f Marshal—H. A. Kabm.
Chief Mar^—
Assistant Marshal—J. L. Beach.
l-tilieemen—W. II. Rainey. T. W. Roll.
Keeper of Guard House and Clerk / Market-
K 'JtirUtusician—C L Bcblatter, Jr, M. D.
Cit) Ihysician—L IS Davis, M. D.
Harbor Master—a J Hall.
STAXDIXO COMMITTEES OF COCXCIL.
and Littlefield.
Sexton Whits uemeiery—\j y „
Sexton Colored CeroeUry-Jsekie Whits.
Town ooimons—Ilarvsy, Coupcr and Bps
Cmotmtaa—Spears. Deorfllnger and Conper.
IlAKDoa—Littlefield, Bprsrs and Pntnam.
Public nuiu>nioa—Watkins, Docrfllngcr and
U IUiuIoads—Doerfllnger.Harvey and Llttleflald
BotJCATio*—Pntnam, Spears and Dunn.
fouea—Putnam, Duun, and Watkins.
UNITED STATES OFFICERS.
Collector of Customs—John T. Collins.
-II. T. Dnun.
Collector Internal Revenue—D. T. Dunn.
Deputy Marshal—T. W. Dexter.
Shipping Commissioner—G. J. Hall.
8BAP0KT I.OIKiK, No. US, I. 0. 0. V.
H. PIERCE, V. O.
JAH. E. LAMBRIOHT, P. k It. Secretary.
AITLINQ—3d Mon lay In Marcl
nd Scpt«mber,
d Scptemlior.
_ 1 October.
WARE—9d Monday In April and October, ,*
COFFEE—Tuesday after 4th Monday In April and
WATNE—4 th Moodav I11 March s
PIERCE—1st Momlay in Anri 1
. In April a
CHARLTON—3d Monday U
BAY STREET,
BRUNSWICK, - GA.
Convenient to IJuxinesH, the
RnilromlH and the StoanibouU.
Furniture New, Table Food
FT. C. /JECJS & CO.,
proprietors.
CIGAR FACTORY
BRUNSWICK, GA.,
D. G. ItLSLEY, Propritor.
CIGARS MANUFACTURED BY HAND, AND
OF THE FINEST GRADES OF
Pure Havana Tobacco,
And at prices to satisfy any and all. These Cigars
can be bad of
1 the following Arms In onr dtr:
H. F. OOODIIKEAD,
POST OFFICE,
W. T. GLOVER,
O’CONNOR A WENZ,
COOK BROS, k CO..
TOY (Chlusmao),
R. MEYERS,
HOTEL,
“: :beri
F. J. DOEHFLINOER,
WIMBERLY k HEINS,
F. J. DOEHFLINOER,
J. RUSSELL.
IIOLZENDOBF k BUO
MATH EH.
MIOIIKLSON * DUO..
K. SOLOMON,
Yourfirders are Solicited.
Harnett House,
(FORMERLY PLANTER *’ UoTELl,
Market Sqtfiir, • • Ravtniuth. (2a.
M. L
HARNETT & 0?.,
pbopuibtour,
RATES, - - $2.00 PER DAY.
This favorite family Hr«*d, under Its
NEW GOOES
SAW .HILL STATISTICS.
AT-
HAMS,
SHOULDERS,
STRIPS,
BACON,
LARD,
SUGAR,
COFFEE.
FLOUR,
BUTTER,
CANNED FRUITS,
CANNED MEATS,
HARDWARE,
QUEENSWARE,
CANNED VEGETABLES TIN WARE,
CANNED FISH,
JELLIES,
STARCH,
BEANS,
PEAS,
POTATOES,
GLASSWARE,
VINEGAR,
SYRUP,
CIDER,
NAILS,
FISH HOOKS,
and
BISCTJITS,
CHEESE,
RICE,
GRIST,
MEAL,
CORN,
MACKEREL,
COD FISH,
BUCKETS,
BROOMS,
BASKETS,
BAKING POWDER,
LAMPS,
EXTRACTS,
KEROSINK,
PICKLED BEEF, SAUCES,
FISH LINES,
CIGARS,
TOBACCO,
SNUFFS,
Pocket KNIVES
PAINTS,
PIPES,
Powder and'Shot
-AT
Pompcy'a Island to Hie Front—The
most UlgantlrSaw mil Operation*
Ever Before Bceorded.
GOLDSMITH & CO.’S,
THE GROCERS.
All goods delivered in any part ofthe City tree of charge.
Brunswick & Albany Railr’d
TIME! TABLE.
Taken Eflcet Monday, October 3d, 1881.
TRAINS GOING WEST.
FREIGHT
NO. 3.
PASSEN
GER NO. 1
LEAVE.
i
7.
STATIONS.
i
7. j
PASSEN
GER NO. 1.
LEAVE.
FREIGid
NO. 4.
9:00 A M
BRUNSWICK
171
A. 6:45
A. 7:15
I. 6:00
9-50
10 JAMAICA
1.551 0:00
I* 6:20
L.C>:37
10:22 ,
25jWAYNESWILLK..
14G 5:32
I* 5:43
L.7:10
10:40
32 LULATON
1391 5 00 II
L. 5:10
1*8:10
11:20
45
HOBOKEN
120
4:29
I* 4:10
1*8:37
11:41
50 SCHLAT’RVILLE..
121
4:13
I* 3:50
L. 9:50
12:20 pm
00 WAY CROSS
ill
3:43
I* 3:05
1*10:23
12:41
67 WARE8BORO
1(M
3:15
I* 2:00
L. 11:12
1:14*
78
MILLWOOD
9S
2:43
1* 1:14
I* 12:10
2:10 t
90
PEARSON
8]
2:10 t
1*12:10
L. 12:27 nt
2:20
93
KIRKLAND
7t
1:35
L. 11:48
1*1:10
2:47
101
WILLICOOCHKE..
70
1:10 5
I* 11 :IKS
L. 2:14
3:23
112
ALAPPAHA
51
12:32 r M
I* 10:15
I* 2:50
3:50
122
BROOKFIELD
41
11:52
I* 9:22
I* 3:35
4:21
130
TIFTON
41
11:27
I* 8:40
L. 3:52
4:35
133
RIVERSIDE
38
11:16
I* 8:15
1. 4:21
4:53
139
TYTY
32
10:53
I* 7:41
I* 4:50
5:12
145
ALFORD
20
10:34
I* 5:37
5:35 If
151
ISABELLA
20
10:15
I* 6:20
1*0:20
Ofll
101
DAVIS
10
9:35
I* 5:35
A. 700
A. 0:30
171
EAST ALBANY
9:00 am
I* 5:00 a
TRAINS GOING EAST.
Iiu. urour. )
It. D. MKADKR, Superintendent.
Approved: CHARLES I* SCHLATTER, Gea'l Manager.
BSTIt W OP TITLE HOOKS.
Tho undersigned -prepared. In 1S7H I,
p«*.r.U of Glynn c
i -q i.-nlJy tm>n"V
••omplrt* sbstrar)
ont book oi the county. v
n •tmtrtrt
Bli'V. dat-
Si'd book
taking It a
two book's,
ookT.
the ex-
finrti,
jur
th« Umi named, with tbe except!'** of Look H.
hkh wan MVrd with book T. He baa opened aa
oOra, and will k*»p ttopea for txamlnailon of tltha
* cmh eomnmmtlpa. aa par arhadnlaof f— in of-
Ike axamlnatioa to ba only of tba title, and any
opinion thereon to ba paid fbr separately.
A P. GOODYEAR
!&'i
illy Hi—. .. _
„, U i, I ^ V w'»H..'aaad for the '*«««»<*
CUIS1NK. home-llke comfort#. I'BO MKT ATTOL
# 1I0N AND JWDWUTB BAILS. aprtlZJ-lJ
ITOI3 SALE.
-A FINE—
Two story Residence
With eight:
City Tax Notice.
The taxaa due tba etly of Brunswick on real ea-
lata. Improvements, snd avrry sped. ■ of perwnsl
property for tba year 1*HI, srg pasabh *» follow.:
1st quarter on or Ufora »lst day <.r March, 1*1.
nth
doth
‘ 2 , T* ■
■ March
»)th
Hooks for tho raosptioa of r. turns at
tion of the firm quarterly payment of ♦
open, and wlUhs rkaad on the Mat a
lmjI, when sxacutiona wtu he issued r<
amount of taxes due far the year agai«»* umem ana
•very person who feds to make payment aa above
tMUtrad,
Office hours from • a. *. to I ». m., and from 1 to
• r.M.
JAMES HOUSTON, Clark and Treasurer.
Pompky’b Island, Nov. 7, 1881.
Mr. Editor: Wo bavo for years been
trying to keep our business to our
selves, for our father, gave us years
ngo this piece of nilvico, which wo
have not uutil now disregarded: “Let
tho world know ns little of your busi
ness as yon can,” but wo see by your
paper tUat there is a saw on exbibi
tion at Atlanta that eat, at No. C, M.
A D. It. 11., 179,990 feet of lumber iu
less than fifteen hours, and iu a re
cent issue of your paper a letter sign
ed “Circular Saw," which states that
his mill nctually out, iusido of eight
hours, 982,000 feet Now this may
appear improbable to sotno few inex
perieuced ones, but not in tbo least to
tboso wbo keep up with tbo times nud
have some mill experience. Wo have
an unpretentious snw mill which wo
keep running, but not with steam, for
this we ubnudoned long ngo ns being
entirely too old fashioned and cum
bersome, and have introduced elec
tricity (our chief clectricmu being a
first cousin of Edison) nud with this
power wo linvo arrived at all that wo
desire, for with less labor tbau with
tho old power we start at seven iu tho
morning and saw our fifty thousand
every hour, in fact, there’s hardly a
day that we do ns littlo as that, and
nud the only trouble wo find is get
ting ships fast enough to take the
lumber away, although our ship-bro
ker lias never iu a single iustanco
failed in sending us one ship a day of
capneity of five hundred thousand
feet.
Last week we uiet with a slight ac
cident to some of our wires, detaining
cr five hours, but our work footed
up nt tho end of tho week nn nvorngo
of 983,000 feet per day, beating “Cir
cular saw one thousand feet per day.
We also haul up Qur logs into tho
mill by electricity, baviug ono power
ful magnet at tho foot of tho slip and
I another at tho head, and they are nt-
| traded across tho log-way and placed
on the carriage hy another, without
the aid of log-turners or negroes.—
Our saw-dust and slabs nro sent to
Hades to bo burnt, nnd wo linve had
no complaint of tboir inability to
get rid of it. Wo bavo been compelled
to {Hist n printed notice in tho mill
that “any hand caught at his work in
a perspiration will ho immediately
discharged.”
Besides nil this, the most perfect
order prevails, nnd wo are all the
time crowded with hands (a very de
sirable element on these islands), and j
after we have obtained our patent,
«ROIlGIA»S PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
A Stirring Addrenn on Hie Subject
the State School Commissioner.
Department of Education,
Atlanta, Ga., Nov. 2d, 1881
7b the. different County School Com
missioners, City Superintendentsi and
Members of County and City Hoards
of Education:
Gentlemen—I deem it important
givo you some account of recent school
legislation, nnd to furnish yon with
certain practical instructions in nd
vanco of tho customary pamphlets
usually Bont out from this office at tho
beginning of a new school year. You
will rouiember that in uiy circulur
the socond of last May, I gave n syn
opsis of several bills then ponding
ono, providing for a tax on property
of one-tenth of ono por cent., for
school purposes; one, adding to the
school fnud tho other half rental of
tho Western and Atlautio Railroad
two others, providing for tho moro ef
ficient collection, the ouc of tho (>oll
tax, and 'the other of the liquor tax
ono, lovying a tax on dogs for school
purposes; ouo, devoting all special
taxes to schools; aud ono other ap
propriating for tho same object the
feos for inspecting fertilizers. Only
two of theso bills wero passed, viz
tho bill giviug to tho school fund the
fees for inspecting fertilizers, ami (he
bill providing better machinery for
collecting tho liquor tax. I consider
ed tho bill which ’proposed to tax
projicrty one-tenth of ono per cent. a«
tho best test of tho school sentiment
of tho House, tho branch of the Gen
eral Assembly in which it was intro-
Incod. As tho bill was framed, it
left tho money raised under it iu tho
'unties. Tho vote on it in this form
as 77 for, to G5 against. Tho mens
re, though receiving a majority of
welvo, was hist, as it takes 88 votes
to pass any inoasure under tho pres
ent Constitution. Tho bill was re
considered, and on reconsideration
was amended so as to send all tho
mouoy raised under it to the State
Treasurer to bo apportioned among
the counties on tho basis of school
population. As thus amended, the
vote stood on the quostion of passage
82for to (>5 against, tho bill thus lack
ing only six vo.es of tho coustitmion
al majority. There wero 28 mem
bers absent on tho last vote, am! more
than six of these, within my (torsoim!
knowledge, would have voted for the
hill hnd they been present. Wo thus
know that more than a majority of
the House were ready nud willing to
go directly to the pockets of the |x»
pie in order to build up the school
system. Thu only thing like a test in
which bus already been applied for, r^ d .^ €U,lte WUH ^
rote on the lull
we shall feel that we owe it to the
world to give it the benefit thereof, as
we have within the last four mouths
made a clear profit of $400,000, with
a prospect of making at least a quar
ter of n million the remaining two
months of the year.
Should your readers he desirous of
learning the details of this immense
business, let us know, and in a future
issue you shall present same to thorn.
Yours, etc.,
Dickmkn Brothers.
1*. S.—Wo might have said that it
is our present iuteutioii to saw until
the the first of next July, and then
shut down to compare cuttings with
the mill at No. 12.
A Big Urorgl* Family.
G.H. COWMAN,
Contractor and Builder,
BRUNSWICK, GKOIKUIA.
I am pep«M l<> do all kte-fa of work In tny line
mat!* •facet, mar the Cujr Kill
Uatarancaa: J. Xtcbdaog A Dru. A. KaUrr A Bru
Mr. J. R. Daniel, of Smyrna, sends
the Marietta Journal the following
mnt of “a big generation” with
which hu is familiar:
“Susan H. Malcoom,ofWaltou coun
ty, ninety years of age, is tho mother,
grandmother, grent-grand-mother,
great-great-grandmother, aud grout-
grcat-grcat-graiidinothcr of six hun
dred and sixty-eight children. Snruh
A- Daniel, the next eldest daughter,
lixty-one ye ars of ngo, a:i.I i-, the
mother ttiui grand mother nnd gr.-at-
gmmliuothcr of tightv-two childien.
George \V. Malcoom, the father of
this generation, was sixty-seven years
of uge nt his death. He was a minis
ter of the old school Baptists, and was
highly esteemed by all who know him.
We are to Im*® n mild winter. The
excessive heat of the part summer has
been stored up, and will be wufted;
over us in pleasant undulations us oc
casion requires.—(Jo it man Fret Press.
Eight hundred Kumiui|» are soon to
locate iu Georgia.
iving to the schools the fees for in-
H|>ecling fertilizers and tho hire ofthe
convicts, of which 1 shall »ay more
soon. My recollection of tlm vote on
this bill is 28 for to 0 against. I feel
cofideut I givo it correctly, though I
am uunblc, nt present, to refer to the
•Journal for verification.
This brief review euables me lo nay,
with assurance, that n clear majority
in tin- House aud n large majority in
the Somite wero for the scIch.|m. I
have been over the State in all direc
tions, aud I feel sure that I statu the
cuse truly when I say that the |»cop|o
are considerably in advance of their
representatives on this subject.
The only school measures of much
importance passed were the hill which
gives the fees for inspecting fertiliz
ers and the hire of the convicts to the
Hiip|M>rt of schools, and the hill pro
viding for the more etficient collec
tion of the liquor tax. The first of
these will add about $70,000.00 to the
school fund—say $00,000.00 from the
fees for inspecting fertilizers, aud $10,-
000.00 from tho hire of the convicts.
It is a littlo difficult to estimate the
addition made by the second. This
year, the amount received from the
liquor tax w is $15,000.00. ! is con
fidently iNdieved that the new law
will at least double this yield, giving
us from that source about $9n,<KH).0U.
This will l»e an addition of about $45,-
000.00. This, added to the $70,000,00
from the sources above mentioned will
givo u total addition of $121,000.00.
The present year, th«* fund np|s>rtiou-
ed at ibis office was $195,137.35. The
poll-tax yielded hImhiI $1(20,000.00.—
Add tho last two sums together, ami
wo have $2155,197.35 as the approxi
mate tots! State school fund of thin
year. Tho addition hy recent legis
lation being $121,000.00, if we add to
this $355,137.35, tbe total school fund
of this year, we shall bavo $473,137.35
as tbo probable available State fund
for tbe coming year, being nn increase
on last year's land of about one-tbird.
It is possible tbst tbe addition to
tbe fand is over-estimated above, as
the amount added cannot be ascer
tained with perfect accuracy. 1 feel
very sure, however, that tbe ainonnt
added will reach at least $100,000.00.
Taking this smeller sum as the prob
able addition, and remembering that
the total sum apportioned tbe present
yoar among tbe comities was very
nearly $200,000.00, each County School
Commissioner can come within a few
dollars of bis county's quota for the
coining year, by taking ono-bnlf of
this year’s pro rata, and adding tbe
sum thus obtained to that pro nta.—
To tbe sum thus obtained, let onob
Commissioner add whnt experience
teaches him bo may receive from tbo
poll-tax, and be will tbns obtain tbe
available county fund for next year.
I givo to tbo Commissioners this
rulo for ascertaining tbo amount of
school fand at their command for next
year’s operations, in obedience to the
requirement of first part of section 28
of the school law of August 23d, 1872.
If Boards of E Incut on will locate
•cboola judiciotihly, not needlessly
multiplying them, and if County Com
missioners will hoc to it that only
tboso pupils pnrticipato in tbe bene
fits of tbe fund who nro pnrsning the
legal branches, I feel sure that in
most of tbe counties of tbo State, the
fund of next year can bo made to
mnko tbe schools absolutely free for
threo months. Iu quite a number of
tho counties, with judicious manage
ment, they can bo kept as free schools
for four months. I hope tbo county
officers will try to mnko the fund do
all Hint it can bo rondo to do next
year.
Information comes to me from
many parts of the State, that onr three
months' schools aro very badly bro
ken in upon, from yonr lo yoar, by tbe
gathering of the crops. Children, iu
considerable numb- rs, are taken from
tbo schools and put to gathering fod
der, picking out cotton, ami tbo like.
Boards must fix tba terms so as to
bavo the least interference possible
from tbe source mentioned. In this
matter, as in hundreds of otb-
, what would suit the schools
the Florida line would not suit in
tbe mountains. Tho Boards are the
l>est judges, nud ought to act widely
rofesenee to this evil. It seems to
me that t in Hires mqutlis freest of all
from interruptions of tho kind men
mod, iu uioht parts of tbe State,
would l*o December, January and
February. Tbo diffieulty of securing
uifortablH houses to teueh iu might
stand in the way of making those
Him tlie sell'st1 term. These mouths
might Ih* adopted in partienlar dis
tricts of h eiunity where good houses
already exist, other three mouths be
ing selected for tho parts of the conn-
not provided with suitable Imild-
I In reby instruct llmt Boards
luay Hiiih fix the school term so as to
r parts of two years, where the
iuteroMtH ot the schools would seem to
promoted thereby.
Several other sclnsil laws of minor
pnrtnuce were passed at tho recent
session. Tli«*se will be iuelnded iu
new edition .if tile school laws,
and will !m> duly noticed in tnv new
pamphlet of iust. notions.
I cannot elose this circular without
Niihmittiim some thoiudits suggested
Hie facts net forth therein
In the ti» **t plan*, then, I would say
re is rnnsd of great gratification ill
t has Im*cu accomplished. We are
hrtmght, for the first lime in onr his
tory, in sight, every when*, of absolute-
free su bmits, slid in most of tbe
comities, lo their actual realization.—
Tlieirieiids of education in the Gen
eral Asm-iuIiIv deserve well ofthe pco-
greut disadvantage, they
mad*; a light that was g-ii!iiut, though
only p. it Lilly successful.
Iu the next place, I w*>iild siy that
wlmt whs done falls much below wbst
ought to have l»eeii done, and what
could h ive been done at this tinis.—
We certainly can educate the children
of the Btate, to a reasonable extent, in
the elementary branches ff an English
education, mid ex|s*rience everywhere
proves that this can be done much
cheaper by public tbau by private
schools. A Vant majority of the par
ents would individually save money
largely by the uewly adopted mode of
ednesting. Moreover, tbe constitu
tion, made by oar own chosen dele
gates, and ratified by ns by a majority
of 80,000. requires that itshaUbedone.
Few, if any, can bo fonnd among ns,
of those laying claim to ordinary in
telligence, wbo would soberly state
that a three months' school is suffi
cient. There is an economy which is
absolute wastefulness. No prudent
man, in managing bis own affiurs,
pats into an enterprise only htlf
enough money to accomplish It He
finds it to bis interest always to in
vest money enough to accomplish
Wbst be proposes reasonably well.—
An addition of $200,000 or $300,000
more to the school fond wonld have
enabled us to keep up publio school!
from five to seven months throughout
the entire State. This much, and
nothing less, should have been done.
In the last place, I would say .that
there is but one way to accomplish
what wo proposo. In electing mem
bers of tbe next General Assembly,
let tbe school issue be mado every
where. Let tbe friends of education
require of those who would represent
them a pledge tbst tboy will exert
themselves, in case of their election, to
raise money enough to keep free
schools in operation at least sit
months of the year. Do not permit
them to tom the peoplo aside to side
tongs. Some aspirants will claim to
be great school men, aud will propose
to accomplish great things by some
insignificant change in the school
machinery. Able meo, known all over
this country for what they have ac
complished for popular education, af-
patient examination of the
school code of every State in the Un
ion, bitvo declared that, with tbe ex
ception perhaps of two States, Geor
gia has tbe very best system of school
laws. All tbst wo need is more money,
and, from my knowledge of tbe peo
ple, and from the strong school sen
timent developed in tbe present Leg
islature, I believe tbst, in order to
succeed, we bavo only to make tbe is
sue. Let us itriko, then, for a six
mouths' school.
Gustavus J. One,
State School Commissioner.
OirVilNrt llouMkMpera.
IIIgM
Florida Union.
Wo often wonder liow many of tin
young women we meet ere fully com
petent to perforin tbo part of bouee-
keeper* when the young men wbo
now eye them *o admiringly bare per-
anaded them to become their wire*.
We liatiio to tbueo yonng ladies of
whom we speak, nud hear them not
ooly acknowledging bnt boaating or
their ignoranro of all household du
ties, as if nothing would ao lower
them in tbe uateem of their frionda iu
the confeuion of au ability to boko
bread or cook a pieoe of meat, or a
dinpnaitiou to engage in any useful
employment.
Hpeaking from onr youthful recol
lections, we ere free to eey that taper
finger* And lily-white bands aro very
pretty to look at with a young man'*
e.voe, nud we hare known the artleea
innueenco of praeftcnl knowledge dis
played hy ayounguiintoappoarntb-
er iutereatiug than otherwise. Oat
we Imre tired long enough to lesru
that life in full of rugged experiences, -
nnd that the most loring, romantic
and daliaato people must lire on cook
ed or otherwise prepared food, end in
borne* kept rlenn nud tidy by iudus-
trioni bands. And fur the practical
purposes of married life, it is general-
ly|foniid that for tbe boaband to ait
and gaze nt a wife's tapar fingers and
lily white hands, or fur a wife to sit
and be looked at aud admired, does
net mate tbe pot boil or put tbo
smallest piece of food into the poL
Taro gentlemen were seated upon
tbe ate|M of the bonne of one of them,
on a inild . veiling last summer, when
,t very large woman, with rtutie of ro-
itimiituii* ailka and roll of roluminons
liereon, entered tbe next dwelling.—
■Who is thatr asked tho visitor.—
" That,” anawerd tbe raaater of tbo
boose, "i* my neighbor Webster’#
wife.” "Oh, I e*#,* we* tbe ready
rejoinder; “ Webster's unabridged."
Charles Lamb said of one of bis
critics: “ Tba more I think of him ibe
leas I think of bim.”
“Another pus cavity,” u« Jones re
marked when he looked at bis
suiuptiyu wallet.