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<£unnp Srieeorings.
Boon dun—“pay at night.*’
• Detective* «rt* the spies of Ufa.
Of course justice is cool, becuuse
it'is jost-ioe.
The lay-lest—un egg producing
Match bo tween heps.
A Dublin newspaper Buys: “A
nbmber of deaths are unavoidably
p6st|H)ned.**
*'Oh, euphony fellow,” <«• the girl
said to the fellow who was talking
extra nice to her.
A negr.t, who was struck by light
ning, flunily jumped up saying, “who
flTed dst gun?”
The man that bought m “salted"
gold mine in the Black IIills was a
hole-sold fellow.
Long sentences are apt to lx* more
, ft cal than witty. Don’t let some
punster add—ed il that ain’t no.
“That put* u new face ou it!” h«
the hov said when his ball struck the
clock diul.
A paper advertises for sale a pew
Which “commands a view of nearly
the whole congregation.”
Honor thy wife’s father and moth
eT that thy days may be prolonged
upon the land which the old folks
give thee,
“Two souls with but s single thought,
Two hearts which beat as one,”
Old folks abed—the lamp tuned out-
Oh, crickcy! wasn’t it fun.
Knew Ilia Ruslnew.
A w*pap<-r ptoprie'or advertised
f..T ah advertising canvasser, and Ire
!«-*1 of the at pllcnli V flil,e*r, wtie«i
thev ai>p« uled. was i-w lell them to fM
but o| Ins office that iiisuir, «*r in
would kick them out. Several timid
young men turned and le f : hi in with
gre.n disgust; lu; ofie, more br»*. n
f aCeci than thereat, nothing d.ninn-d
by the threat, coolly sat himself down
and swore he would not go until ins
testimonials had been read. Ho h»
baked the door, put the key m hie
tmket, and tiantled in his palter*.
“An,*' said i he ml vert leer. “ynuM <J".
i can see. I don’t want testimoni
al* , your style i* enough for me
No one will succeed a* an advert's
mg c.nvasser who wil be lofluenceil
hv a threat to he k'ckid out of an
office. Y"U evidently uoderstauvl
Votir business.
arsnuiun!!
NEW STOKE NEW FIRM
.I.VIPCIIF If 9 GtPdJPS
, ‘Time flies,’ she suggested, ‘yes,’
1)6 answered sadly taking a dnt k ob
ject out of the cream, 'time flies were
gone.’
‘‘We are living at present in the
armsof tjrapuy,” exclaims a Western
scribe. Ahu, just been married have
yo«r
Her sweet musical voice Hosted
Upward through the evening air,
“Oh, Charlie your nose is so cold to
my cheeks.”
The boy with the pold watch wants
to know what time it is twice as oft
en as does the boy with the silver
chronometer.
“You ueed a little sun and air, ’
said a physician to a young ladv pa
tient. “If 1 do,” was the reply, “I’ll
hhVe to wait until l*get a husband.*'
When the devil put a tack, busi'
uea* side upwards, on a chair, and
waited Idr some' one to sot down, he
gravely called it “a harbinger of
Iprlng.”
i, #1 have a love letter,”suid the svr ;
vaht girl to her mistress “Will ye
rade-ii to me ?-. 'And here is some
cotton WndyestulF Hi yerenrs whoile
ye rade it!"
* ‘ ’ a •» ’ ' >• '•
Irish newspaper says: “In tlo
abseuce.of botlt editors, the publish-
•is have .succeeded in s curing
the services ol a gentleman to edit
the paper, this week.” *'
A pi ip st naked of a condemned
criminal iniu Piyig jail: “What kn d
of ^ cpu^oicnQe have you “U is
as'good ns knew, replied the prison
er, “for I have never used it.”
A well-known IJvapgylical clergy-
-Utah, on being accused o’f leaning to
ward univeiMilisni, replied that he
hoped ii-vt-rybody would go to heav
en, and.said, “there are some persons
l'wish were there now.”
It is said that Ir.dian babies i ever
cry; This is'because they are i ever
t ken to public entertain met) t .*j. NNe
believe that an- I:uV ; ai, rubber buby
would yell Iri^htinlly if il were la-
ken to a pluc-*. of amusement. They
all do it.
“Papa, they don’t have any atonu
in Ireland, do they?” asked a.fittle
boy the other day. "Yes, my hov.
jail why do you u.-k such questions?'*
“B rails*-, papa', 1 ih'^ughr ir whs-all
shamrock over there.’* <
A young lady who bud been mar
ried a huh- over a \■ ar'u rob- to her
ma'tei-ol t.iet old itfpher, savisg:.'
-%We have the d< atest fit tin cottage
-.in iin* worlds ornamented with the
,riun*t chamirng bale eivuturo yni
gf^S-v-v. Tin ohi u.an .,i\-ud the
letter and .exclaiqietQ.. “T wins, I«y
thunder!” u< ; *
V • ’ » r > » .
, A It'll V* nr o d»hov, IToaS'.qfg of ni»
b fatb' Ts *'»ccoir.j -1^«!!Pif nt^ pot it
••Yly” fatiier . e.,11. do.Jslme.8-
■ ''A'R^tflfng ; tie’s a i.'o'Afy public, ami
»irti m| othecai\, nod caw *puli
wird. lieVa laurV- doctoir, and
«Bi* m*-Bvl wagi-nu .n d. Ti.njgsi and
can play'hiu* i lave a jackass
eH trades.**
Advertise by I fie year. It is cheap
er.»od yield* a belter reinrn in pr i-
j>mi tmn to tnr in« nev invested. An
ndv- I ' I'emeiit sl'oirld hIwmvb Im- b-
r- i|i<- pub ic tv aowo-anape. If r
111 ,a ppei, r « p * '"un Imgollen, and
those ih«' r-m -i'ibav. »r». Hip. rmr
it V soil adviiMtag ol tie altsenpe id
ive (Millpeli " ' n i* only on«-
excu,e lor th-- diseoptionance of »»i
ad veri ipenieo . 11 i. .. n tiling from
hll-*ro **. Sii ho j > g « ds ere to he
Hold and tie- v i• i poplie fo he sut>
plied, advertising is >« netvssiiv and
w bile no single i«iiv<<tnuI can expec'
to attract all trade, all nmv expect io
get pome portion of it and which he
* would not have obtained independ
ent ol advertising.^—Journal
THF A'l* Aft'! A
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.1. B II RUIN.
E B Holland \ Co.,
(McAfi-ti’s old stand.)
'•Ur Essuits ro
HI'BIK ABO O v I.T,
CANTON, OCOHOIA,
DEALKUS IX
DRY GOODS, NOTf'iV-,
BOOTS, SHOES and If ATS,
GRO- ERIES, Ci:Ot Kl'.HY
And vaiion* other articles, too numuroii*
to in mion. iiMitilly k-pt in \
General Merclmudiee
hioek, which we are "tieringat price* to
suit ili< Hines. We nie payiu^ the liigii-
eit market price for all
COUNTRY PRODUCE
Huv'iig bought o t the entire stock of
g f* tiefonging tobpeir k f-'alt, and en
l»iri>eij. we feel warrimicd in Huyim; we
c n Ht: 11 good* chrmper than the cheapest
I •’ see what you want a->k for
it and vve will t-! oleasnre in waiting
on y*>u — no tr- uiiie n» -how go .ds
l "ine and *ec Us, we ar« satisfied we
coi ph-Msu you, both in quality and pric -.
R* iiieinb. r the place in nt
E. B. HOLLAND & Co.
anton, Oa., Jan. 14th 1880.
Subscribe for the Advance.
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McAfee House,
CANTON, GEORGIA.
I have leased the above Jirnt clans Ho
tel and thotoughly renovated and refitted
it for Transient Visitors and Regular
Boarders.
Terms:
Mingle Meal - - *» .fiO
Board per Day, $1 50
Special Rate* for Longer Time FI
fr. n. irfffT'.Trom, Pro’/.
Trout A Hudln,
Plain and Ortuttnehlal
HOUSE PAINTER,
KALSOMIMER and
CARRIAGE PAINTER.
CAN * ON GEORGIA
Jan 10— flm.
C. M. MeCLURE,
CANTON, GEORGIA,
DEALER IN
DRY GOODS, GUOC.F.HIES.
HARDWARE, HATS,
BOOTS and SHOPS,
And h fnll line of goods 'usually kept in
a Genital Stock.
Thankful for pant favors, he earnestly
solicits his friends generally to call and
see him, at tjie corner.of Marietta and
Ga’tio villc streets.
0. M. McClukk.
Canton, Ga., Jan. 14tli 1S80.
oSatia.,
Bkn, 1<*. Pa ink. I*. P. DuPkk
Payne & DnPre,
ATTORNEYS- AT-LAW,
CANTON, OROItGJA,
Will practice in the Blue Ridge Circuit,
and in Cherokee. . t .
Office in the court house, with the Or
diuary. Collection of claims a specialty.
A. Reynolds, Jr..
DENTIST.
Office in McClatchys Building, South
west comer Public Square,
JW.1IUETT*!, ©J.
£tgr*Good work at lowest prices .aFJ
Wm. A Teasley,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
CANTON, - - - •- GEORGIA,
Will practice in the courts of the Blue
Ridge Circuit, and give special attention
to the suciug and'col lection of claims.'
Refers to MessrsOrano Boylstnn&Co.
and Capt..las.Il, Wiley, Atlanta, Ga., unci
J. J. Northcuti A Son. Marietta', Gfn.
H. W. Newman.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
CANTON,. GEORGIA.
WILL practice in the superior courts
ol Cherokee and adjoining counties
Prompt attention given to all business
placed in his hands. Office in the court
house. >
m. JOHN H. Til.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Tenders his thanks to the people <>f
Canton and Cherokee oounty tor tin-very
liberal patronage conferred upon him foi
the last ten years; and lie hopes to merit
•a continuance of the same.
Olficfe op corner Main and ’Mulberry
streets, Canton, Ga.
James 0. Do-wda ;
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
CAN fox','Q A:" '
WILL practice in the Supcrioi Courts
of the Blue lfldge circuit'; in tin- Dis
trict Courts of the United Stales of the
Northern District of Georgia, and in the
Supreme Court o.f Georgia.
Will give .special attention to the col-,'
lection of claims and to questions aris
ing from land agencies, vfeo.
iviison House,
ALABAMA ‘STREET,
ATLANTA, * sGKOTIGIA.
$to(»la Mewtk or LmlguigH - - .-.r/O;
Traisieio, per, day
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MARIETTA
CHEROKEE DRUG STORE.
iHE Most popular store
cv< r opened in Canton, and furnishing
more of the ntcentities and essentials of
life. The most handsome store North of
At hint-* containing every article usually
sold in Drug Stores of large cities. I
earnestly, an l urgently ask yopr patron
age i hat I may sustain a Pituu Stour for
your convenience and comfort. Buy all
t/onr Medicines, Drugs, Paints, Oils,
Li tups. Kerosene Oil, Perfumery and
Fancy Articles, etc., from
Chtrokte Mlruti Store.
Dr. W. A. Greene,
OFFERS HIS PROFESSIONAL
S' rvicV- to the people as 1
CONSULTING PHYSICIAN,
And in all Cases of Nittyftynhd'tr'efttment
of if 'hr nic Di*i ascs. Can be cn -ulted
hi. my office in "Cherokee Drug Store” at
all time* Residence, Canton Hoit-l..
W. A'. GA’EENE, M. D.
Eobert E. Cason,
* * ‘l • > * vt • . f ,
. ... . ..DENTIST.';
’■Amvobo wisJiing work in« l-ln#r way «*)I
f Dtiilistry v. ill do well to .give ine gall
,m file Me \ l'ee ! louse,"wher^ I will bo
.hereafter' tin' ITrst week itfbafcll lhrti'lh
MV .MeirAf •*!( do\rr. to>*tll **hc*-t < iaivs
Livery, Sale and Feed Stable.
(Opposite the Kenncsaw House.)
J. A. G. ANDERSON, Proprietor,
THE BEST OF VEHIuLES, THE
safest ot drivers and tile fastest of horses
are always ready, night and day, for hire.
No man, woman or child ever has given
me a call in the past, who has been, nor
shall any ever in the future, bo dissatisfi
ed with my teams or the men in my cm
loy. Everything and everybody about
me are A No. ONE.*
I have cheapened my charges propor
tionate to the stfiijgency pf the times.
For references as to the truth of what I
say, as to the turn outs and charges, go to
my triends, whicti.meaus the public gen
erally. * . j
Parties hiring, are strictly responsible
forthesafety of themselves, vehicles and
horses. '* J. A. G. ANDERSON.
Jan. 8th 1880 s —lyr.
HORNING NEWS SfRI/LS
li. -i * Abrni i tin- • i ii-t i'ui ioii
-. f.'gni/.td. r.fcri il t > mid ijimicd
Tom .*.- in- IomiIii g* iiib.-rii j urniil—as
lii .>rg*n *mi n o.eh of tti. la--t *->iiil(-
■ in tlumglii .ml > pm on an ' a' lo> ne
li* eol'.lii- *n- c n ill d *or lit- .aitut-
n-.'*. tin fre-ii* *t eimnm* (. mi l I*»r all
nmt’i r* ol fpi-c hI * 11 inn* l
Tli ‘ .• *—t tllii-'li cimtii'ii- mol.- 'lid la-
'n r ulecrapliic ii.iv* tli.n any other*
Georgia papi r. and th'u |mrtieular f at
nre will t>c largely tuld*d to "luring the
Comit g year. All it* facilities f«*r gath-
eiiug tin laiebt new* from all pailxiil the
Country will be e bug. d i.i.d suppli*
m- iiti ii i lie (?on>tit.ilmn i* both chron
icler and emmnenter. It* editorial opin
ion*, it* contribution* to the drill ol our
rent di*cii**iuu, it* huinorim* a A satiri
cal paragraphs, ale copb d from "UUi-nd
of tlie c >uiitry to ihc other. It aih * al-
wuy* t«» be tin- bright!Rt and the best—
Hew*y, original und piquant. It ^ims
pnrtieuliirly to give news impartially and
fully, and to keep ita | ...aders inform' d of
the drift of current discussion by liberal
but concise quotation* from all its con
temporaries. It aims, in short, to more
than ever deserve to be known ua “the
leading southern newspaper.” Bill Arp
will continue to contribute kid unique
letters, w hich grow in savory humor week
bywe.k. “Old Si” wi'l add his quaint
tun to the collection of good thing*, and
Uncle Remus’’ has in preparation a se
ries of negro myth legends, illustrating
the folk lore of the old plantation. In
every renpect the Constitution for 1880
will be better than evtr.
The Weekly Constitution is a careful-
G edited compendium of the news of
the week nnd contains the best nud fresh
est matter to be found in auy other
weekly from a dnily office, ita news and
miscellaneous contents are the freshest
and its market reports the latest.
THE SOUTHERN CULTIVATOR.
This, the best, the most reliable and
most popular of southern agricultural
journals is issued from the printing es
tablishment of the Constitution. It is
still edited by Mr. W. L. Jones, and is
devoted to the best interests of the farm
ers of the south, It is seut at reduced
rates with the Weekly editiou of the
Constitution.
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
Daily Constitution 81000 a year.
“ “ 5 00 six months
“ “ 2 50 three months
Weekly Constitution 1 50 a year.
“ ....... 1 00 six months
“ “ dubs of 10, 12 50 a year.
'• “ Clubs of 20, 20 00 "
Southern Cultivator 1 50 “
“ “ Clubs of 10, 12 50 ••
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Weekly Constitutiou and Cul
tivator to same address... .2 50 a year.
Address TIIE CONSTITUTION,
Atlanta, Ga.
JOSEPH ELSAS,
North Side Public Square.
MAUI h i TA, GEORGIA,
Has a large slock of
Dry Goods,
Notions,
II uts, Caps,
Clothing, Etc.,
Crockery Ware, Boots and Shoes—the
best custon made work—which lie offers
cheap for CASH, ( all and see for your
self. No trouble to demonstrate to you
what is going on in selling goods now in
times when goods must be sold for caeh,
and cash only.
Thanking, all my friends fqr their lib
eral piitromfge, and asking a continuance
of the same, I aui, very respectfully,
,. . JOSEPH ELSAS.
By a Lady of.Florida
Sombre Monde.
A Novel
BY MARY ROSE FLO YD.
The Savannah Weekly News
Ot November 29th contains the opening
chanters of nn inti nsefy interesting and
' charmingly written St-riul Story., entitled,
1 So kb kk Monde, written expressly for
fin- News by Mis» Mary Rose Floyd, of
Daly Grove, Fla.
Sojiuue Mond.k will run through sjnno
eight or Uu '.uuiul^rs pf the. Weekly
News. New subscribers siioiild’commence
with commeneif.nent of the ktory;
Subscription 82..a year/ 4rl for.sjx
mouths. Money can be - stmt W Mphey
Order. Registered Letter, or' Express at
out risk. “ • ' , *
* ’ J. lL-ESTU^;Tj f, '
J. W. JARVIS,
JEWELER and OPTICIAN,
CAHfPH, ‘
I RESPECTFULLY.ASIC. THE -PAT-
ronage erf all parties iioediug iyoi-k in my
line to give me a trial before going else
where. I guahantek mv WOIIK and will '
work KXTEMELY low. Particif living 'at
a distance, who will give me their wbrk,.
need have no fears of its safe delivery,-1 ’
will return any article left with me free
of charge.
I also have in connectionwith my Jew
elry Shop a well fitted up
PMIOTOGH.IPH G.IMjFUH U,
..where! will take ymfr FERROTYPES
and PHOTOGRAPHS'chtnper than the
cheapest, and gnacfintee satisfaction. I
can be found on Main Streep Vtween the
stores of R. T. Jones and Dr. Greene
a trial '
J. W." .TA ityfs.
Give me r call and