Cedartown advertiser. (Cedartown, Ga.) 1878-1889, March 27, 1879, Image 4
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Little brown hands.
*Tb©y drive home the cows from the pasture,
Up through the long shady lane,
Where the quail whistles loud in the wheat
fields,
That are yellow with ripening graiu,
They find in the thick waving grasses
Where the thick-lipped strawberry grows ;
They gather the earliest snowdrops
And the first crimson buds of the rose.
They toss the new hay in the meadow ;
They gather the elder-bloom white ;
Tney find where the dusky grapes purple,
In the soft tinted October light.
They know where the apples hang ripest,
And are sweeter than Italy’s wines ;
They know where the fruit hangs the thickest
On the long, thorny blackberry vines.
They gather the delicate sea-weeds,
And build tiny castles of sand ;
They pick up the beautiful sea-shells—
Fairy barks that have drifted to land.
They wave from the tall, rocking tree-tops,
Where the oriole’s hammock-nest swings ;
And at night time are folded in slumber
By a song that a fond mother sings.
Those who toil bravely are strongest;
The humble and poor become great ;
And so from the brown-handed children
Shall grow mighty rulers of State.
The pen of the author and statesman—
'The noble and wise of the land—
The aword; and the chisel, and palette
Shall be held in the little brown hand,
Ky Letter of Introduction.
“ I’m sorry I can’t go up to London
with you,” said Mr. Bridgewortli, who
had just crossed the Channel with me,
as we stood chatting at the Dover rail
way station, whither he had come to
see me off.
Our brief acquaintance, struck up the
night before on the Calais packet, had
been rendered so agreeable by Mr,
Bridgeworth’s affability, that I was
4 more than half prepared, if not to dis
pute the dogma that gruffness is the
predominating feature of English man
ners, at least to admit that it is a rule
not without exception.
“It would afford me pleasure,” he
added, “to act the part of ‘guide, phi
losopher and friend,’ on your first visit
to the great metropolis; but since that
cannot be—business before pleasure,
you know—I’ve written a letter to a
chum of mine in town,which you will do
well to present as soon as possible, for
lie’s a connoisseur in city life, and will
see you suitably bestowed.”
I thanked my new friend for his
kindness, put his letter in my xiocket,
and bidding him many warm adieux,
hurried, at the call ot the guard, to
take my place aboard the train.
I was followed up the step by a
thick-set and rather coarse-featured
man, who, besides myself, was the sole
occupant of the compartment. The
door was locked, the bell rang, and the
train set in motion.
The stout, gentleman busied himself,
for a time, with his newspaper, and
then threw it down with a grunt. The
next half hour he looked out of the
window, his face betokening anything
but pleasure at the prospect, the
charms of which were not heightened
by the effect of a dull autumn drizzle.
Turning about, with another grunt,
tiis deep-set, gray eyes glanced me
over keenly.
“ Do you know the—the gentleman
you were talking with just before the
train started?” lie asked, in a quick
sharp voice.
^^*“Ido,” I answered—mentally ad
ding, “Inquisitiveness, I see, isn’t ex
clusively a Yankee trait^ v
“Seen!? to me I’ve seen h
what might his name be?” was the
next question.
“ Bridge worth.”
“ And your own ?”
“ Hanley.”
I was more amused than annoyed at
this cross-examination.
“ How long have you known Mr.
Bridgewortli?” continued my inquisi
tor.
“ Since we got on the Calais boat to
gether last evening,” 1 replied.
“ Humph! ”
I thought it was now my turn.
“ Do you reside in Londou ?”
“Yes.”
“May I inquire your name?”
“ MacGrumlie.”
“Scotch extraction, I presume?”
“ Can’t say—never saw the family
tree.”
“ Nor need you wish to, it’ it’s known
by its fruit,” was the retort I had on
the tip of my tongue,but 1 left it there.
“ By the way,” I said, after a pause,
“ Mr. Bridgewortli was kind enough to
give me a letter of introduction to a
friend of his; perhaps, on our arrival,
you cap direct me to the place men
tioned in the address.”
“ What is it?”
^1 showed him the superscription.
With another of his “ liumplis! ” he
^■landed the letter back.
“ Do you want to go there at once ? ’
“ 1 might as well,” said I; “I have
no acquaintances jj^London, and Mr.
Bridgewortn has iassureil me of his
friend’s kindly offices.”
“I’ll show you the way,” Mr. Mac
Grumlie was kind enough to say. “It’s
on my road home. You can leave
your luggage at the station, and we’ll
take a cab together.”
This agreed to, the conversation
flagged, in spite ot all efforts on my
part to revive it. I couldn’t help con
trasting the hours so lately enlivened
by Bridgeworth’s wit and gayety, with
those whose tedium had nothing to re
lieve it save MacGrumlie’s ever-recur
ring soliloquies of “liumphs!” and
grunts.
It was dark when we reached the
city. My companion hailed a cab,gave
the driver the direction, and jumping
in by my side, we were soon rattling
down a shabby, ill-lighted street.
“Here you are!” said MacGrumlie,
as we checked in front of a sombre-
looking building.
Few words were spent In leave-tak
ing. I got out, paid my share of the
fare, and having, with difficulty dis
tinguished the number on the door, I
rang the bell, while the cab turned
the next corner.
Several minutes elapsed, and l was
on the point of giving the knob another
pull, when I heard steps inside. The
door opened, and a not very preposses
sing male servant growled:
** What do you want?”
“I have a letter for Mr. Fit/. Quagg,”
I said; “is he in?”
“Gimme it, an’I’ll see,” said the
lackey, snatching rather than receiv
ing the letter from my hand.
Without inviting me to enter, he
slammed the door in my face, and I
heard his heavy tramp retreating.
After another delay, and a sound of
lighter footsteps, the door was again
opened, and a youngish-looking man,
in a garb, as revealed by the imperfect
light, which appeared more flashy than
genteel; stood before me.
“Sorry to’ve kept you waiting, Mr.
Hanley,” he said, seizing my hand cor
dially. “ Have read Bridg’s letter—
capital fellow, Bridg. Any friend of
his always welcome. Just going to
dine with a few friends. Must join us.
Good way to introduce you. Come,
Dick,”—turning to his surly servant—
“ run ahead and tell them to put another
name in the pot.”
Cutting short my acknowledgements,
Mr. Fitz Quagg took my arm, and we
sauntered leizurely along. As we
turned a corner to go down a street less
inviting, if anything, than the one we
had left, I caught a glimpse, I fancied,
of a form, on the opposite side of the
street, much resembling the burly
figure of MacGaumlie.
We stopped at length before a door at
which my companion knocked peculiar
ly. We were at once admitted, and
Mr. Fitz Quagg led the way to a room
lighted by a dim lamp, where, half in
visible in an atmosphere of smoke, sat
three of his familiar spirits, each with
a pipe in his mouth.
“ I say, Dick,” said Fitz Quagg—the
ceremony of introduction over—“ fill
us up the glasses while we’re waiting
for the solids.”
Soon each man had a tumbler of
punch before him.
“Here’s to our better acquaintance—
no heeltaps, mind! ” called out the
hilarious Fitz Quagg, rising and drain
ing his joram in honor of the sentiment.
Out of sheer politeness 1 swallowed
the abominable stuff, though the taste
half sickened me. In a few seconds my
head began to whirl Fitz Quagg and
his friends seemed to be spinning
round the room. The clouds of smoke
thickened. My temples throbbed. A
dull heaviness settled on my brain, and
at last, came unconsciousness.
How long it was before my faculties
returned I know not; but when they
did, my companions had disappeared.
I felt for my watch to note the time. It
was gone, and my pocketbook and
money with it. The truth flashed upon
me.
*' Drugged and robbed!” 1 exclaimed.
“ You’ve hit it exactly,” answered a
voice which 1 had heard before; and
turning about, my eyes foil on the im
pressive face of the gruff MacGrumlie.
“ Never mind,” he continued, “ your
property and the robbers are both safe
at the station-house. The fellow you
parted with this morning is a noted
thief, whose face having grown too
familiar in London, he has been plying
his trade on the continent of late. As
certaining, probably', that 3 011 had a
large sum of money about you, he
came across the channel in your com
pany, hut finding no safe chance to
pick your pocket by' the way, and not
daring to follow j*ou further, he com
mended you to the kind offices of his
city friends, trusting to their honor to
remit him his share of the spoil.”
“As an old detective, 1 had little
difficulty in fathoming his scheme, as
soon as I learned he had given you a
letter. So I kept a close watch on
3’our movements from the moment you
left the cab, which I dismissed imme
diately after. Then waiting till things
had gone far enough to insure the
rogues a good term of penal servitude,!
summoned assistance and pounced
upon them before they could make oft’
with their plunder.”
Cunning Ravens.
In the narrative of the Arctic voyage
Captain McClure, of the British navy.
^ ~ tJl ? v ' rc ' t lao ravens
which became domiciliated on board
the Investigator: The raven, it ap
pears, is the only bird that willingly'
braves a solar winter;and, in the depth
of the season, he is seen to flit through
the cold and sunless atmosphere like an
evil spirit his sullen croak alone break
ing the silence of the death-like scene.
No one of the crew attempted to shoot
the ravens, and they' consequently be
came very bold, as will be seen by the
narrative :“Two ravens now established
themselves as friends of the family' in
Mercer Bay, living mainly' by r what lit
tle scraps the men might have thrown
away after meal times. The ship’s dog,
however, looked upon these as his spe
cial perquisites, and exhibited conside-
able energy in maintaining his rights
against the ravens, who nevertheless
outwitted him in a wny which amused
y one. Observing that he appeared
quiet willing to make a mouthful of
their own sable persons, they' used to
throw themselves intentionally in his
way*, just as the moss tins were being
cleaned out on the dirt-heap outside the
ship. The dog would immediately run
at them, and they’ would just fly a few
yards; the dog then made another, and
again they' would appear to escape him
but by an inch, and so on, and until
they had tempted and provoked him to
the shore, a considerable distance off.
Then the ravens would make a direct
flight for the ship, and had generally-
done good execution before the morti-
fled-looking dog detected the imposition
that had been practiced upon him, and
rushed back again.
Hoi? Turpentine Is Made.
When a man wishes to make a new
farm, he first buys the use of the trees
for one or more years. For the trees
owners receive from four to ten dol
lars per thousand boxes per y-ear. Each
tree has from one to four boxes, averag
ing, perhaps, two boxes. The next
thing is cutting the boxes, which gene
rally begins about the last of yctober,
and continues as the season permits un
til March. When the boxing season be
gins, all hands does the chopping, and
take the forest “in a breast” before
them, until the tract has been finished,
and every' pine of sufficient size has
been “boxed.” At the proper season
they' are divided untochipper3 or hack
ers, dippers, haulers and siill hands—
each class being paid certain wages.
The duty of the hackers is to scarify
the pines. For this purpose an instru
ment somewhat like a cooper’s knife is
used. The boxes are cut near the roots
An Old Church.
Tucson in Arizona, is one of old
towns in the United States, having
settled by Coronado’s army in 1561
Five miles distant from Tucson, dowi
the valley', is the old Mission Cliurei
of St. Francis Xavier, which is one
the greatest objects of interest in thi
the country. It was built about twp
hundred years ago by a community olf
Franciscans. It is thus described: Com?-
pared with a majority of these old
churches, it is in a good state of pre4
ervation, but the foundations are grad^-
ually succumbing to time and decayj
and unless some steps are soon taken to
arrest the mpending evil, this really
grand monument of the old Spanish re^-
gime will be nothing but a heap of mop.
tar or ruins. One of the turrets is gonfe
but the belfry still stands, in whlcli]
hang four or five bells in silver c£L
dence; the others have either been elWP
ried away or stolen. You reach thfc
FARM AND GARDEN*
of the trees, and the hackers begin hac- belfry by a narrow, winding stair, builjt
L'inrr hr nnftincr a eincrlp aliQllrtu’ frpnph in .nlLl .....11 »u~ ,
No Bunker Hill for Ilim.
Il was one day since the late Centen
nial celebration that a cadaverous-look
ing Yankee stepped up to a Boston wo
man’s back door, and confronting the
hard-working mistress of the house, in
troduced himself as follows: “Best
article ever patended under the face of
the sun for takin’ out grease spots,
cleanin’ whitenin’ an’ beautifiyin’ an’
leaving’ the garment clean soft an’
ready to take a stiff smooth polish.
Like to buy r some of our superior
washin’ compound, ma’am ?” And he
held out a small tin box. The woman
leaned one elbow on the table, aud,
looking hard at the intruder,-when he
had finished, inquired, “Well, are you
done?” “Yes, ma’am.” Here the fe
male slowly pointed her long index
finger out of the door to some distant
object, and again required, “Do you see
hat over there?” “Yes, ma'am,” re
plied the dispenser of washing com
pound, that’s Bunker Hill Monument.”
Then the woman squared herself on her
heels, toesout, and,conjuring up a look
of irony in her eyes, and gathering up
a flat iron in her hand, she asked, “Do
you w ant one of those raised on y*our
head?” The Yankee retreted. Hcdld’nt
want any monument.
A singular chemical change is some*
times affected by the mixing of the
cream of a full milch cow with one well
along with calf; or it it is not a chemi
cal change, what is it? The cream, as
above indicated, has been churned hour
after hour for a whole day with no ap
pearance of producing butter, and final
ly abandoned as a hopeless case, but
upon withdrawal of the cream of the
cow in calf, the other would make but
ter with no difficulty.
Scatter dry powdered borax for in
sects. That has been proyed by' years
of experience.
king by cutting a single shallow trench
at an angle of about forty’-flve degrees
downward, on each side of and into
he box. A single stroke to the side
s enough, and is done almost without
stopping. They' go from tree to tiee
all through the season making fresh
hacks at least once a week. That is
their business for the spring, summer
and fall season. A large farm is divi
ded into smaller farms of 1,000 boxes
each, and the hackers, as well as the
dippers, are paid so much for attending
to the 1,000 boxes, and allowed as ma
ny farms as they' can hack properly.
T!ie duty of the dippeis is to dip to tur-
pdLfine from the boxes, and put it in
tire barrels ready for the haulers. They'
top, do nothing else, and like the hac
kers, must visit each tree, and clean
odt each box at least once a week.
Those, too, have as many farms of a
thousand boxes each as they' can dip
properly’. The duty of the haulers is
to distribute empty barrels over the va
rious farms—which are numbered or
named just where the dippers want
them placed and to haul the crude
gum to the still. The duty of the
still hands is at the still continually.
When the dipping season has ended,
and the hackers no longer need their
hacking-knives in the fall, they’ are
united for common work again. Now
they’ are put to scraping off the gum
which has adhered to the sides of the
trees from beginning to the end of the
season. Sometimes crude gum is in
thick flakes for several feet up the
tree. That is all scraped oft - once a
year, and the tree left ready for another
season. Each box is said to furnish
about two gallons of gum per annum.
Eleven quarts of the gum will yield
about two and a half quarts of turpen
tine, 7 quarts cf rosin, and one and a
half quarts of waste. The waste is
thrown away, hut the turpentine and
rosin are sold. Turpentine now brings
29 cents per gallon, aud rosin runs
from $1.25 to $4.00 per barrel. It is
not generally known that there are
about 12 or 15 grades of rosin, the best
of which is the “window glass” grade,
which is as transparent as window
glass, and sells at about $4 per barrel.
The window glass can not be made ex
cept in the spring of the year. Large
quantities of kerosene oil, is now being
shipped by the oil refiners on railroads
in huge tanks to cities where it is
barreled for market. After those tanks
have been emptied, they' are filled with
turpentine and resliipped to the cities
bordering on the coal region; thereby
diminishing freights on oil as well as
various purposes in the manufactures
—one of which is soap making. The
stills are huge copper kettles with
copper caps, and worms coiling several
times round as it passes through a large
vat of cold water, and discharges the
vapor condensed by water into the
spirits of turpentine. For a still whicli
will hold twenty barrels of crude gum
a few buckets of water are placed, and
the cap and worm adjusted, the fire is
kindled under the furnace, and soon
the distillation begins; care being taken
to have about the same quantity’ of
cold, fresh water flow into the still
every minute as goes into vapor, and is
condensed into spirits of turpentine.
The distillation Is dangerous, and re
quires a skillful distiller.
Hasheesh.
The chief peculiarity of the hasheesh
is its immense exaggeration of time and
space. Moments appear to be thous
ands of years. Narrowly circumscribed
views seem to turn out into vistas em
bracing not only this earth but the en
tire vastness of the universe. Mr. Mo
reau found everything appearing to
his eyes “as it does on looking through
the wrong end of a telescope.” Bayard
Taylor said, “the fullness of my rap
ture expanded the sense of time; and
though the whole vision was probably
not more than five minutes in passing,j
years seemed to have elaped.” A
Frenchman, an habitual swallower of
the narcotic, states that one evening in
traversing the passage of a house under
its influence, “the time occupied in tak
ing a few steps seemed to be hours, and
the passage interminable.” The inten
sifying of sounds is another peculiar
phenomenon of the hasheesh condition.
An amateur relates that “the ticking of
my watch sounds louder than that of
the kitchen clock,” while another re
cords that the beating of his heart re
sounded in his ears like the blows from
a vast hammer. The experiences of
the French savant, Mr. Bertliault, are
curious. Having swallowed a large
dose and while yet under its effect, a
band began playing beneath his win
dows. lie became able to distinguish
the part taken by each instrument. The
elements of the harmonies heard by
him assumed the form of ribbons of
thousand changing colors—intertwist
ing, weaving and knotting themselves
in a most capricious manner. After a
while the ribbons changed and each
note became a flower, and the flowers
formed wreaths aud garlands, in which
the harmony of colors represented the
harmony' of sounds. The flowers yiel
ded to precious stones, which rose in
fountains, fell in cascades, and streamed
away in all directions. The band now
played a waltz, and 31. Berthault had a
realization of Coleridge’s “Kubla
Kahn.” A multitude of gorgeously'
decorated and illuminated saloons ap
peared, and all gradually merged into
one, surmounted by an enormous dome
built of colored crystals and supported
by a thousand columns. This dome dis
solved, and a still more glorious one re
placed it. A series of domes then arose,
each more gorgeous than its predeces
sor, wnile at the same time an innume
rable assemblage executed a frantic
waltz—rolling itself like a serpent from
hall to hall.
in the solid wall, the steps worn int-b
deep holes and depressions by ascend
ing and descending footsteps in years
gone by. The church is cruciform, and
is an immense edifice, with magnificent
arches and with really wonderful acous
tic facilities. Strange to say, there was
not a nail used in its construction. U
is built of a peculiar kind of cement
hard, and resembling granite. The art
of making it is now entir dy lost. The
interior is elaborately ornamented; the
paintings and colorings upon the ceil
ings and walls are still vivid and bright
as though recently executed, and gor
geous in effect. The altar piece aixj
several other pictures are evidently the
work of artists, but the others, which
are numerous, were obviously done by
pious but not artistic hands. At the
end of the transept, high up, midway
between the floor and ceiling, is the most
ghastly spectacle imaglnabl 3. A cross
of huge proportions is deeply imbeded
in the wall, surrounded by rays of
black, or dark brown and white. The
body once extended upon it has either
fallen or been 4 torn down, leaving one
arm, lean and brown as that of a muir-
my, with bones protruding, nailed to
the arm of the cross. It is a spectacle
to make one shudder in spite of him
self. There are still seventy-five life
like statues of apostles and saints lefy
standing in their niches. LTpon the
faces of some of them the expression is
marvelous. Some have fallen downi
and others are mutilated by time or ths
irreverant. They all show skillfull
workmanship, and must have been
brought by the fathers from Spain.
The gilding over and about the main
altar is still very heavy and rich. Thi
main altar itself is covered with beaten
virgin gold, taken by the monks o-
their Italiau proselytes from the mines.
The altar service, which is also of solid
gold, was carried away a few years ag<»
by some priests who came from Old
Mexico for the purpose, and there ary
but two small vessels left to show what
the other and larger pieces must havf,
been. There are still some of the rict
vestments left, but their gorgeous tex-.
ture is marred by long service and
abuse. The heavy doors are made of
solid wood of great thickness, which L
joined together In panels by groove!}
The large outer doors were not onl
made of this thick timber, but wei
covered by sheets of copper procur
from the mines and smelted by t
monks themselves, which, in conjun
tion with the enormous bars ujyjn . t }
inside, made them impe* '• - r * J
attack from their say
with -kb<.
try or cloister, and within the sui^.
rounding enclosure is the mortuary
chapel—a huge sepulcher, where those
who kept their vigils and toiled in a
strange, inhospitable land, to lead into
the paths of peace the benighted heath
en, rest from their labors and are for
gotten.
Shells an<l Minerals.
Acquiring a Sod.—We often look
with surprise at the waste of time and
money many people submit to acquiring
a sod for a lawn, or a part of it, or for a
yard, in buying some old sod, contain
ing many weeds hard to get rid of,
hauling it and thus employing men and
carts to secure even enough lor a small
space, when a much better sod can be
obtained from sowing grass seed on
ground prepared the same as if intend
ed for a garden crop. Lately we had
occasion to sod a space left in our lawn
by the removal of four large trees of the
Norway' spruce variety. The ground
was very hard, and could be dug only a
very few inches in depth in preparing
it, and wa3 really in poor condition for
the purpose; beside no manure was ap
plied. About one pound of mixed “lawn
grass seed” was sown, and a garden-rol
ler passed over it. This was about the
20th of April. About the 1st of May
the grass made its appearance; by the
28th the ground was covered, and by
the 3d of June it w’as clipped, and by
the 12th clipped a second time. Thus,
in six weeks we had a new sod, fresh
and vigorous, free of weeds, and much
superior to the old sod adjacent. But
it would be better still could the ground
have been prepared as it should have
been. The expense of sodding this
space, buying, cutting, hauling, and
putting down aud watering, would not
have been less than fifteen dollars;
while the expense of seeding and rolling
as nothing else was done to it, was
about one dollar and twenty-live cents
all told.
Horses were designed as beasts of
burden, to relieve mankind from fatigu
ing drudgery. It does not hurt them to
work hard, if they are treated kindly.
It is not the hard drawing and ponder
ous loads that wear out horses and
make them poor, baikv aud worthless;
but it is the hard driving, the worry by
rough and inhuman drivers, that use9
up more horse flesh, fat and muscle
than all the labor a team performs.
Consider the ponderous loads that many
teams are required to cart every day,
and several times a day, and yet they
appear to grow fatter and stronger
every year. They are treated kindly.
On the other hand, other horses, that
do not perform half the labor, soon grow
poor, and die with the harness on. Hard
work does not kill them; but the worry
ing, fretting and abuse did the job.
Horses wiil do all the mowing and reap
ing on a large larm, thresh the graiu,
pitch the hay, turn the grindstone, saw
the wood, and perform almost all the
heavy labor that farmers have been ac
customed to do, and grow fat, if they
are not worried and jerked and kicked
about as il they were a living foot-ball.
Cultivating Nut Trees.—The best
time to plant nut trees is in the fall, as
soon as they drop f rom the trees. They
should not be plantad very deep, as it
is necessary to have the frost act on
them and crack the shells. They may
be planted in the spring, in which case
they should be kept over the winter
packed In shallow boxes with sand and
left out of doors. It is best to plant
two or three nuts in a place as they are
not certain to sprout. If all sprout the
best ones can be reserved and the others
destroyed as soon h3 they are large
enough to be out of danger. The first
year’s cultivation of nut trees consists
in keeping the earth loose about them
and the soil free from weeds. A good
mulch is of great advantage. By r the
application of well rotted barnyard
maniuj^the growth of black walnut
and blifnirnut trees may be increased
very rapidly. Trees that have been
manured come into bearing sooner and
produce larger crops.
SCIENCE.
THE HOUSEHOLD.
Building Fires on Cold Morning.—
If we will many a farmer’s
kitchen, about^fivtr o’clock on a cold
winter mornin^iire shall too often see
the woman of the house sitting by the
stove, whittling shavings with a dull
knife, with which to start the tire.
Now, as one’s happiness for the day de
pends in a great measure on how the
day is beguu, you will easily’ see what
an annoyance it is to whittle shavings
in a temperature down to zero. This
unpleasant fcask can be easily avoided
by two hours’ w’ork in the fall, before
ground is covered by snow. Let the
tanner and his hired man take a team,
with rakes and baskets, into the woods,
and rake together fifty bushels of pine
needles, and haul them home, and stow'
in some dry place under cover. These
are among the best kindlings there are
for starting a fire quickly. I have used
them for twelve, years and should not
know how to do without them. I
adopted the practice, when I first began
using them, of arranging my tire pre
viously, 30 that in the morning I had
nothing to do but to light the tire and
get back into bed again, all which I can
accomplish in ten seconds. In fifteen
minutes, the room will be comfortably
warm, so that we can begin the day
without any draw-backs.
Before the German Ornithological So
ciety lately, Professor Altum read an
interesting paper on the ordinary
woodpecker, embodying some of the re
sults of more than seven year’s obser
vation. In answer to the question how
the woodpecker finds the trees inhabit
ed by insects, he said that it almost iu-
variably resorts to such trees as bear
the diseased look consequent on the
presence of insects, manifested by the
smallness and fewness of the leaves,
the absence of the usual fresh color of
the bark, etc. In some cases it is de
ceived, especially where new varieties
of trees Lave been set out. Where it
has detected a hole bored in the bark
by insects, it follows the course of the
passage under the bark by a gentle tap
ping with its bill, until It reaches the
places the larva: are hid, when, by
tearing of large pieces of bark, it lays
its food bare. The presence of the
woodpecker is good for a forest so far
as it destroys the insects on the trees,
and injurious when it tears oft the Dark
and eats the useful wood-anr. The
theory that woodpeckers makp-incisions
in trees free from insects, for the pur
pose of sucking the sap, was disproved
by Professor Altum on the ground of
repeated observations to the contrary
effect.
31. de Beaumont, president of the
Geneva Geographical Society, proposes
as a common first meridian—to be call
ed the “mediator,” on the analogy of
equator—the 150th meridian w’estof the
old meridian of Ferro, or 30° east. He
maintains that it can be very easily con
nected with works based on the prin
cipal meridians ef Ferro, Paris, Green
wich, etc. It touches the extremity of
the American continent at Cape Prince
of Wales; traverses, on the one hand,
the whole length of the Pacific without ,
touching any land, and, on the other, I cure of diarrhea. In fou
all Europe, through its centre, from the cases observed by Puygautier the
top of Spitzbergen, passing Copeuhag- | was even more rapid, since in only' one
en, Leipsic Venice and Rome; then cuts case were three doses of the medicine
the African continent from Tripolo to , required. The results are considered
Cape Frio, about 18° south lat. 31. de I t0 have ^ eeu more satisfactory, inas-
Beaumont urges several advantages on i much as in several cases the malady
behalf of this new meridian, it would i had endured from one to many months,
cut Europe into east and west, thus ! and other methods of treatment had not
giving emphasis to a division which has j produced any improvement. Thus he
been tacitly recognized forages; it pre- j concludes that, although by no means
sents about the largest possible terres- ! to *>e keld as exclusive treatment, the
trial arc, from 79= north to 18° south j employment of oxide of zinc deserves
lat., 97° altogether, thus giving to i f° b ? more generally known as useful
science the longest continuous line of i diarrhea,
land as a basis for astronomical obser- _
vations. 1 Paper Flowers.— 1- irst get the wire
—*-• for stem, and put a little wax on the
The dust showei which fell at Bou- end where the flower is to be; then
logne, on the French coast, in October j from yellow paper cut a circle not
last, proves to have been largely' com- more than one-fourth of an inch in di-
posed of microscopic seaweeds. It also ! ameter; fringe the edge and put the
contained lime and beach sand. These i wire through rhe centre; stick it to the
materials were probably' borne aloft j wax, so it will stand up for stramens.
from the shore by some atmospheric \ For the corolla, take paper the color ol
action to a great height, from which flower wanted and cut in squares; the
they then fell over the town in the form i first about an inch, double straight
of an earthy rain. through centre, then double again,
_ „ ' , 'quartering it, then diagonally; cut a
For fire-proof whitewash, make or- rour ,j point and slit each fold half way
dinary whitewash and add one part j t0 t j ie centre; rakeeach petal separately
S'hcale of soda. or poUsii, to every five | between thumb and scissors, draw the
scissors over it to make it curl, then put
the wire through; continue in like
Oxide 01 Zinc in Diarp.iiea.—The
value of oxide of zinc in diarrhea has
long been known, but is apt to be over
looked. borne recent reports on the
subject have been made by Dr. Tyson
and Dr. Bonauiy. The formula which
the latter uses is:
R. Zinci oxidi
Sodse bicarb 7;^ “
In four packets, one to be taken
every six hours. In all the cases which
he observed cxide of zinc produced
In fourteen
cure
WIT AND HUMOR.
Such is Life.—Ah, yes, fond youth !
It may be very nice to court a girl in
the far-northern countries where the
nights are six months long; but just
think of the vast amount of peanuts and
gum drops the young man, when going
to see his girl, must lug along with
him to kill time, and induce her to be
lieve that his affection for her is as
warm as ever. And then the sad leave
taking a few weeks bef«*re sunrise.! Ue
whispers “Good-night love.” und she
softly murmurs, “Good-night, dear.
When shall I see you again. “To-mor
row-night,” he replies, as he kisses
her upturned face. “ To - morrow
night,” she repeated, with a voice full
of emotion. “Six long, weary months !
Can’t you call around a few days before
breakfast, Charles?” Finally Charles
tears himself away, with a promise to
write her one hundred and sixty letters
before the next day draws to a close.
“Mamma,” sa d Fttle Lula, “did God
mt.ke Santa Claus?” “Certainly, little
one; God made everything.” “And
did he have any stuff lef’ over?” “Why,
what makes you ask such a question?”
“Well, 1 want him to make enndder
one for the heezen. Papa says dis one
won’t go down dere chimleys.”
Love may be blind, but we notice
when they hear the old man coming
down stairs a well saturated couple can
skirmish around a dark room, and drop
into a couple of chairs forty feet apart,
a good deal quicker than any other fel
low could with his eyes wide open,and
grains, the gas turned on full head.
A Br'dgeport cat was in the cellar
of its home, and seeing a crab went to
examine it. A moment later the cat
was helping the crab up stairs at the
rate of a mile a minute. To a crab such
a rate of speed must have appeared ex
tremely unique.
One day I was compounding a simple
cough remedy for my little three-year-
old, who had a severe cold. He stood
watching the process, and asked if it
was “good.” On letting him taste he
exclaimed; “It’s awful good,mamma.
Let’s keep it for papa!”
Perhaps a step-child is so called be
cause it is grnerally kicked off of the
step of the house of its deceased parent.
“That's the long and short of it,” as
the street Arab remarked on passing a
tall wife and a little husband.
It is vulgar to call a man “bow-
legged.” Just speak of him as a par
enthetical pedestrian.
A patch on the seat of a boy’s trous
ers is “something new under the son.’
parts of the whitewash.
The ancients made springs of bro
The Reaction.
Dissolve common salt 111 watersprink-
le the same over your manure heap,
and the volatile parts of the ammonia
will become fixed salts from their hav
ing united with muriatic acid of the
common salt, and the soda thus liberated
^frorn yg? salt wiil quickly absorb car-
carbonate of soda;
with your manure
0 a 1,— -That v. fTTTIerwise fly
away, and you have a new and impor
tant" agent introduced, viz., the carbon
ate of ooiia, which is a powerful solvent
of all vegetable fibre.
Vermin on Fowls.—Flour of sulphur
dropped freely among the feathers of
chickens or fowls that are afflicted with
vermin, will cleanse them as if by
magic. A very simple and inexpensive
treatment to remove a great pest.
Parsnip Pie —Take twelve parsnips,
three onions and six potatoes already
boiled; slice fine and add half a pound
of butter, half a pound of fat pork (cut
small and already cooked); season with
pepper, mix with a little water and boil
a few minutes. Take up and bake
slowly in a deep dish between two rich
crusts. An excellent pie for autumn
and winter time.
Stock of all kinds need water in win
ter as well as in summer. The supply
should be ample and the quality’ excel
lent.
Pick up the odds and ends that are
going to wsste around you. Hides,
horus, hoofs, bones, wax. moss and
many other trifles have a cash value.
l*et Boy
A cabinet for shells or minerals
should never be deep; and if more than
one row is to be accommodated, it
should be arranged with sloping shelves
furnished with narrow ledges, in order
to preclude the possibility of the shells
sliding down. A beautiful cabinet of
this kind is made as follows: Side
pieces, eight inches deep, of halt-inch
pine, three feet long (or high), united
by' shelves four feet long—two feet for j
each half. The amateur conchologist j
should be guided in the style and
of the case or cabinet by the nature ot not exclaimed more than a thousand Polewell.
his collection. A set of small shallow i times, “Why, Fred, how you’ve
cases made of card-board will be found j changed ! I hardly knew you!” my
an excellent mode of arranging shells, younger brother bad only just succeed-
is they may be easily removed and led in smashing my first cane, when
ileansed. These cases, placed upon the word was brought that “Your father
receding shelves, are arranged so that j would like to see you in the study,
the lowest one projects two or three Mr. Fred.”
inches in front of the one next above 1 “Ah, Fred, my boy, sit down and tell
I had not been home many hours;
size i die female members of the family had
it. They may be lined with tinted pa- rae h° w y° u are Kiting on at liar
—The subscriptions to the 4 per cent
loan since the report of the 27th ult.,
amount to $196,000.
—The public debt statement for Feb
ruary' shows an iucrease of $311,411.
per, pink being the prettiest, or, if pre
ferred,. with velveteen, silk, satin, or
even tinted muslin. For those lovely
shells which have tints of unusual beau
ty' and curious markings, pieces of
looking-glass placed 'behind and be
neath the specimens will be found es
pecially' effective, as by this means the
entire shell is reflected and exposed;
for delicate white or tinted varieties,
black, purple or crimson velvet linings
will be found most desirable. Another
pretty arrangement for certain speci
mens is to cut a series of shield-shaped
or rather fanciful tablets, covered with
a layer of cotton flannel, glued to the
surface, with velvet 011 the top in the
same manner, the edges covered with
narrow velvet ribbon glued on the un
der side—or chenille is pretty, and im
parts a soft effect to the delicate shell
which it surrounds. A row of . uch
tablets adds materially to the beauty of
the cabinet. The pine case may be
stained or ebonized with a decoction of
lpgwood, followed, when dry, by a
wash of vinegar in which a quantity’ of
rusty' iron has been kept for several
days. When dry, the surface is highly
polished by repeated coats of copal
varnish, rubbed down with a wet flan
nel pad and powdered pumice stone"ati
ter each varnishing. On this highly
glazed surface apply bright enamelled
decalcomanie scraps, such as dolphins,
shells, sea-weeds. ‘ The case may be
supported on a pair of carved brackets,
varnished and bronzed; and in lieu of
glass doors, soft merino curtains, fur
nished with rings, and running on a
rod hung on small brackets at the top
of the case, will shield the shells from
dust. These curtains may be em
broidered or ornamented with decal
comanie. The shells should be fasten
ed in place with the following cement:
Take one ounce of gum tragacanth and
half an ounce of best white gum arabic;
dissolve each in sufficient water to form
a thick mucilage, to which add a few
drops of alcohol to prevent moulding.
Cards cut in some tasteful form, mark
ed with the names of the shells and any
incident desired to be remembered,
should be fastened to the sides of each
case or tablet.
yard ?
“Oh, first rate! I played foot ball in
the fall, am training this winter for the
crew and think of base-ball in the
spring.”
“Yes, yes; but Fred, how about the
Greek and Latin ?”
“Oh, they’re all right, I’m In the ad
vanced section of both studies.”
“I’m very glad to hear It; for Fred,
I’m a little worried by two notices 1 re
ceived from the college, something about
your doing poorly in Greek and Latin
examinations.”
“Did you really get such letters fath
er? That’s immense! Why they’re
Deturs!”
“Eh r”
“Why Deturs, gilts from the college.
From the Latin do, dare, dedi, detum
to give. The college gives them only
to the twenty best scholars in the class.
It’s a great honor to get one; fellows
that get Deturs hang them up in frames
You hardly ever get more than one, my
having two is superb, equal to getting
a double first at Oxford.”
“Indeed, I always thought you were
bright, Fred; but what does it mean by
saying if you don’t do better you will
have to sever your connection with the
college?”
“Pouh ! That’s nothing, father, only
a mere form; relic of an old custom.
You see, about a hundred years ago the
twenty best men of the class used to
contend in an examination for the first
place. The nineteen who didn’t win
were told that they might go away into
the country, that is, sever their connec
tion with the college for awhile, study
up and try their fate again. The cus
tom has died out, but the notices re
main, and now they are sent around to
show that you are in the first twenty of
your class. A great honor to get one, I
assure you.”
“I am glad of it, you hare taken quite
a load off my mind, for 1 feared tnat
you were in danger of dismissal. Well
Fred, I wont detain you longer; your
sisters are dying to know all about col
lege: but before you go here’s a speci
men of specie payments from me as a
Detur for your good work in Latin and
Greek.
James Pole well might as well have
been named Wellpole, as he stands over
six feet high when standing in a hollow.
On Christmas day he broke a saloon
window, threw frozen potatoes at the
City Hall clock, and so conducted him
self that pedestrians on Woodward
avenue slipped down right and left as
they sought to get out of his way. The
police ran him through alleys and over
boxes, but they did not collar him till a
late hour in the evening, lie had then
taken possession of a big hand-sled, and
was persistently entreating an old
Duchess with muskrat furs on to im’u’ge
in a holiday sleighing party. While
the police were drawing him down on
the sled he kept whooping and singing,
but v.*lieu (Itty tight,came lie was a chang
ed man. His head drooped, his spirits
went down to fourteen degrees below
zero, and he dragged his left leg behind
him in an aimless way as he left the cor
ridor to place himself in the clutches
of the law.
“3Ir. Polewell have you lived In
3Iexieo all your life?” inquired the
court.
“No, sir; never lived there an hour,”
was the reply.
“1 thought you had; I thought-they
acted in Mexico just about as you acted
yesterday.” | _
“Can’t a feller have a little fun on the Rather a Slow Train.
Fourth-of-Ju-Christmas? Has a feller j The 1Ion . q t _ tells a good st ory of
got to tie himself up to a hitching-post; aslow rai i r0H j in the northern oart of
on such a glorious old holiday and stand Xew Jersey . IIe says he went there
around like a horse? If they don’t L unninft and ame a shor ]lne of rail _
want the boys to have any fun on that : road on which wa3 run a sillgle carj the
day, what do they have the day for!” forward end of which was partitioned
This is no time for argument, Mr. od - f or baggage, lie took his dog In the
are guilty of raising (;ar w jth him, and put him under the
several rows on a holiday. Instead ot ■ 3eat . presently the eonduetor came
quietly sitting down to turkey or roast j along, and insisted that the dog should
pig, and feeling thankful that the bal- : ,r 0 j n to the baggage room, which after
ance of trade Is in our favor, you go some altercation, was done; but here
syklarking arournl like a wild Indian c i, e baggage-master demanded a fee of
,cutting larger than the preced
ing one, until the desired size is
reached. The above is for a rose.
China asters are simply cut round and
fringed half way to the centre. In fin
ishing all flowers, a little wax should
be placed around the stem to hold the
flower in its place.
It MUoT he awful easy lor a woodeu-
headeil man to get his hair shingled.
Salt fish for breakfast and a rubber
outfit will keep a man dry all day.
Dyspepsia has no more popular am
bush than the fried byster.
Isn't a billiard player a baize ball
player ? What think cue?
Many are willing enough to wound
who are yet afraid to strike.
To morrow is the day' ou which idle
men work and fools reform.
The breath of scandal ia beyond the
control of cardamon seeds.
Cement for Sealing Bottles.— 31ix A touching incident—A physician
three parts of rosin, one of caustic soda, feeling a patient’s pulse.
and five of water; this composition is i —►
then mixed w.th half its weight of I Gf covksk the horse □ larillea are
plaster of pans. The compound sets.in oa | 1V>1 n
ihree-quarters of an hour, adheres
strongly, is not permeable like plaster j . *
used alone, and is attacked only . * HKKK nothing new under the sun
slightly by warm water.
but the hjri e 1 horse.
Matrimonies.— Three eggs, well
beaten, a little salt, flour enough to
mix lard; roll thin as paper; cut into
fingers, and give them a twisi. Fry
in hot lard—hotter than for common
fried cakes.
Water passed over wheat flour car
ries off ail the starch, which fallt to
the bottom and leaves the rough sub
stance called gluten.
!
When a stag takes to the water
j swims for deer life.
Song of the oyster openers—Sin
meat at the river?
Never stop to argue the poin t 1
excited hornet.
bust—The head, neck
A retired Boston fireman calls him
self an ex spurt.
Man proposes, but—he is not always
accepted.
A h.-ghly colored tale—the pea
cock’s.
The grate organ—a poker.
and upset the dignity of the citizen
with rubbers on. 1 have seen you here
before.”
“It seems kinder tough to send a feller
up for having fun,” sighed the prisoner.
“Justice doesn’t know a funeral from
a bridal, 3Ir. Polewell. A man may
break the law by beiug too solemn just
as quick as by being too lively. I will
say sixty days.”
“And I’ll say that as soon as I get ou
I’ll move to a country where they have
Christmas six days in the week and
Thanksgiving on the seventh !” replied
the tall man.
When Bijali took him back he turned
50 cents, which was denounced as a
“swindle,” “a pnt up job,” between
the conductor and baggage-master and
that sooner than pay it he would tie the
dog to the train and let him work his
passage. The conductor assented, and
the dog was hitched to the rear of the
car. The dog, so T— says, kept along
easily with the train, but the conductor
began to get uneasy, making frequent j
trips to the engineer, urging him to in
crease the speed of train and back again
to watch the effect upon the dog. The
The cock crows,—it is his nature to
crow; but the midnight crow is a very
different sound from the crow nt Jay-
break; the crow which is sent as a
challenge to a rival is not like that of
the victor after the battle; the crow at
high-110011 or in the afternoon of a sul
ry dog-day is as maugre as the weath
er, and is a fitting expression of delic
ious laziness; but after quieting a dis
turbance among the inmates of the
poultry yard, the shrill crow of success
in quelling an insurrection is a lively
and spirited exclamation of an honest
and legitimate pride.
•‘When the cock goes crowing to bed.
. He will rise with a watery head,”
latter began to show signs of fatigue, may be good for nothing as a meteoro-
but after awhile caught his “second logcal maxim, but in science of natural
wind”and was keeping along as before. ; sounds it is good for something, and it
around to the hot stove and deliberately xhe conductor now ordered the engl- | is a very diverse expression from the
scorched the tails ol his old coat till | lieer to Ii eave a.11 the eoal into the fur- morning crowing upon his own coop,
they were ready to drop off, and he re- ! liace an( ] s tir up the fire, which being , The frequent crowing during the fore-
fused to move till everybody in the , Jone, the speed was perceptibly in-* noon is tiie vocal outburst of high an-
court-room was nearly choked with the i creased. The conductor again went to [ imal vigor,—the typical
fumes of burning cloth.
Couldn’t Take f
A new instrument to be used in level-
In reply lie sent to the j in £ surfaces is thus described in the
Eresden Gewerbe-Verein : Two glass
When Frank Pierce was President,
Jeff Davis, then Secretary of War, is
sued a general invitation to officers of
the army who were skillful draughts
men to send in suggestions for the new
uniform which it had been decided to
adopt. One such invitation was sent
to each officer. Lieutenant Derby was
very ready' with his pen—a really
genious artist,
war department a design for a new
uniform— or rather a peculiar addition
to the old uniform, the amendment con
sisting merely of a ring attached to the
seat of the trousers of each private sol
dier. Each officer was to carry, instead
of a sword, a long pole, with a hook in
the end, like a shepherd’s crook. The
pole and the ring enabled officers to
keep privates from running away in
battle. Fugitives could easily be caught
by it and brought back. Stragglers
crow,—and is
the rear of the car to observe the effect, totally unlike the crowing given in a
but the dog had disappeared, where- new yard or an unfrequented place,
upon lie called T—'s attention to the j Some animal, a dog or cat, rat or wea-
fact. The latter after taking a glance sel, may enter the yard and frighten
at the situation, quietly pointed to a the hens; the cock goes for the intru-
crack in the floor of the car, “and der and if successful in driving him
there,” says he, “was the dog, comfort- off, he crows, ana this crowing is an
ably trotting along under the car, and entirely independent sound from either
licking the j
le boxes.”
;rease from one of the ax-
of the others mentioned. If lie has
been unwell for a day or two, among
the first signs of returning health is the
convalescent crow.
The crowing after a great and sud
den surprise or fright is simply grand
to be beard to be comprehended in its
glory or appreciated in its magnificent
intonations. On the afternoon of the
28 of June, 1875. there was a thunder-
tubes, standiug upright on feet, and
open above and below, and connected
below with an india-rubber tube of any
desired length. If water is poured into
one of the tubes it will naturally rise to
the same height in the other, however I storm, and the lightning struck not a
uneven may be the surface on which , great distance from lhe writ D
they stand. When ground is to be lev- 1. . , . .
elled, the tubes should beset up at con- 0 ie sstorm » “ e was sitting by' a win-
venient distances and stakes put in the ( * ow watching its progress; the fowls
ground so as to reach the height of the had gathered under the crib lor shelter
water level. The more uneven the land were engaged in pluming their
ground is the higher ihetubes must be: f,. a tl,ers; when the lightning struck
— but the inconvenience arising from r ... , . . *
on Id be kept in line. Moreover, the i this may be alleviated in a measure by lhtthu,lder was an explosion, short,
ring would be very useful in the cayal- j the use of stones and other supports. s,J dden and very loud; the fowls were
ry sei vice to fasten soldiers to the sad- The chief advantage of the new instru- terribly frightened, and ran in uiffer-
dle to prevent them from falling ©ff ; | m«nt !s that JeveHing may be perform-| ent directions; the cock ran about two
and in tlie artillery* service the ring3
were to be used for draught purposes
in the absence of mules. This and
other similar suggestions were highly’
enjoyed by the department clerks, but
they made Jeff. Davis mad, and he was
only' prevented from court-martialing
Derby by' a sensible intervention of
Secretary' 3Iarcy.
ed with it even around corners.
rods, stopped short, looked around, and
... ^n— 1 r crowed. It was a legitimate, natural
Waste Found Cake.—One pound ot . . . “ ’. _ 7
flour, one pound ol sugar,' one-half ’ nto * h ch he thre "' a11 '“sphysi-
pound of butter, four eggs, and one cup ’" a an d mental being. It was an unusual
of warm water. Use prepared flour, or j circumstance; the nature of the case
put in the flour before sifting it, two demanded an unusual crow, and the
even teaspoonsful of any good baking demand was met. The shower was
powder. The cup of water must be and calli the , ien9 t0 „ ether
quite warm, but not really hot. Beat . , , , , -
eggs separately. ’ they went foraging in the orchard.