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The Coachman's Bride. She was one of the loveliest of Ken tucky's beauties, one of the most popu lar of Louisville’s bells, and the daugh ter of one of its most wealthy and re spected citizens. Other lovers had wooed her in vain, but to him. like the sunflower to her king, her whole be ing burst into the full flower of love beneath his beaming rays, and she turned her face te him and followed him loyally, trustingly—followed him to the altar and took upon herself that most sacred of all vows, and then, when the wedding cake had been cut, and her traveling-dress donned, she said good-bye to her parents and the friends of her youth, to the old girl-life which she was leaving behind—said “good-bye,” “good-bye,” and stepped into the carriage to follow him “across the hills and lar sway” and all the world oyer, if so he might will. And as the carriage rolled over the gaslit street to the depot, she rested upon her husband’s shoulder and pictured the new home whither she was going— pictured a proud old place by the west ern sea, with its swish of fountains and its lap ol lakes, and its towering trees, and its sumptuous interior, and its grand, grand views overlooking the spires of San Francisco and the white winged argosies of the nations as they beat through the Golden Gate, and the —But here the carriage stopped, and her husband getting out, assisted her to alight. They were in front of a small cabin near the Nashville depot, and placing his arm gently around her he led her to the door. “Why are 3 r ou stopping here, Frederick,” she asked i n bewilderment. “This my darling, is our future home,” he replied tenderly but triumphantly, as he pushed the door open and entered the scantily fur nished domicile. “Frederick! F-r-e-d- e-r-i-c-k! What do you mean?” “I mean my sweet,” drawing her closer to him and smiling happily as he spoke in a soft voice, “I mean that I am not a banker—that I am not rich—that 1 am not a Californian—that—” “Sir!” coldly, and drawing haughtily from him. “But that I am a coachman!” “O Frederick, you delicious old darling, you!” and she rushed into his arms and buried her face on his shirt bosom, laughing hysterically for joy. “Yes, my dear, J am a coachman, and I have been one ever since I have been any thing almost. You see I felt a longing for love, for true, true love. Many proud and wealthy maidens smiled on me, but I leared that they cared not for me, but for my position; and so I re solved to disguise myself as a rich swell and to seek some woman who would love we for myself alone and not be cause I was a coachman. And now, that 1 have found her, I throw.off all disguise and am a coachman once more —your coachman, and vours only.” “O Frederick; you dear, dear old Fred erick ! How noble, how generous you are! And to think that I should ever be a coachman’s wife! I never, never dared to dream of such happiness for poor little me!” The Wonders of Science. It is curious how narrow-minded some men are, and how little they care about subjects calculated to broaden and fit their mental faculties. Such a man was half asleep on a bench at the Union depot when a tali stranger with a very short linen duster on sat down beside him and said : “Have you calculated the pressure per square inch which youexerton this bench?” The sleepy man scowled as he looked up, and then turned away as if he didn’t want to hear any more. “Do you know,” continued linen duster, “whether it is dead weight or force of gravitation which permits you to rest on the bench ?” “No, sir,” was the emphatic answer. “What is the attractive power of earth ? What force is exerted by the law of gravitation on feet the size of yours? Let us figure a moment.” “I don’t, want to hear you talk!*’ snapped the other as he sat up. “I am waiting for a train !” “So’m I,” said linen duster, “and that opens a subiect for new thought. Do you know the weiglu of air dis placed by a train moving at the rate ot thirty miles an hour?” “No sir, nor I don’t care? I’m in no mood for talking!” “Suppose,” remarked linen duster as he squinted his left eye at the sun, “that you are walking at the rate of six miles an hour, do you wish to know what pressure the air exerts upon your forward movement? Lend me your pencil and I will figure.” “I won’t do it; and I tell you again I don’t want to be talked to!” was the fierce reply. “Do you know how long it would take a locomotive to reach the moon, running at the rate of one mile a n ute?” softly asked linen-duster. “See here, I’ll knock your head off if you don’t go away from me!” “You, sir, weigh about 160 pounds, and have well-developed muscle; but do you know how much force is exert ed in knocking down a human being, and the force of atmosperic pressure to be overcome before your fist reaches his face?” “I’ve stood your sass just long enough, and now you leave or I’ll mop the ground with you?” shouted the narrow-minded man as he jumped up and spat on his hands. “Are not the wonder* of science in teresting to you?” “No,sir.” “And don’t you care to know that the sun is 256,000 ?” No, sir! no, sir!” “Or that the moon exercises an In fluence !” “No, sir—gQ off—I don’t care—go away—you’re a liar and a fraud!” The man with the linen duster with drew a few T feet to lean against the wall and the other went back to his narrow- minded and selfish interests. While the latter dozed and thought of nothing higher than ham and eggs, the former picked up an old nail and softly figured out the distance traveled by a father’s arm in giving his son an old-fashioned whaling. It is not w r hat you have in your chest, but what you have in your heart, that makes you rich. Happiness consists in occupation of mind. Small minds require to be oc cupied by affairs. Great minds can oc cupy themselves. Wickedness resides in every hesita tion about an act even though it be not perpetrated. There is nothing lower than hypoc risy. To profess friendship and act enmity is a sure proof of total depravity. Alter an event is Irretrievable, noth ing is more foolish and absurd than the discussion of what might have been done. FARM AND GARDEN. Fleas. — The hashes j SCIENTIFIC. __ Utilizing old Collodion. — No doubt often described for fleas are also effica- every photographer has experienced cious in destroying lice. If the decoo j that his collodion turns red, and the tion of tobacco, or the kerosene and j question has often been brought before water, is to be used in cold weatner on : meetings, etc., how the old collodion cattle or calves, especially the latter, they should be kept In a "warm room, or well blanketed until thoroughly dry. If an oiutment made of sulphur, lard and kerosene, be applied to the heads and under the wings of fowls that are annoyed with lice, the latter will soon disappear. The nests should be sprinkled with sulphur, the roosts washed with kerosene, the house and yard sprinkled with carbolic acid solu tion, and the poultry house frequently whitewashed. Persian Insect Powder dnsted upon, or rubbed into the hair and feathers of animals attacked by lice, will destroy the pests without harm to the animals. Ointments may be easily applied with the common brushes used in grooming horses. No gcod farmer or fancier will allow his animals to suffer from these enervating parasites, if he but knows of these cheap and effective remedies. During the past season I permitted my poultry and their house and yard to be over spread with countless myriads of these foes to comfort and prosperity—pur posely permitted it—that I might learn by actual test, of the difficulty of pro curing a riddance. In a few days after inaugurating the measures sug- might be brought into money. Many photographers mix with it new collo dion, and thus sacrifice a great deal of the sensitiveness of the same; others use it for cleaning plates where the better would use ammonia. It has been proposed to regain the alcohol and ether from the same, but it would always be impure with acetic acid; THE HOUSEHOLD. How to Treat the Haib.—My mo ther let my hair grow until I was four or five years old, then she kept it cut until I was twelve, and w hen very young, always bathed my head with bay rum or brandy. It has been growl ing six years, and it is thirty-eight inches long, and very thick and fine. I always bathe it now in weak salt and water. If the hair is not cut often while children are yOung it will never be thick when they grow older. Two other recipes we give which are excellent:— Take three ounces of pulverized sage, besides, it would not pay. A simple j and turn a pint of cold, soft water over way of using it must be welcome, I I it; have it in a tin dish with a cover; should say. I use it instead of alcohol j let it steep over the fire ten or fifteen in the developer. After the sulphate i minutes: strain it off and add a tea- of iron is diluted, the old collodion is j spoonful of pulrerized borax and the added instead of alcohol. The cottou ! same quantity of salt. Keep it in a precipitates, and is filtered off. The j tight-corked bottle and apply with a small quantity of iodizing salts which sponge or soft cloth by rubbing gently the developer will contain now will; a Jl °y er tbe head* v then brush lightly, not do a particle of harm. It can not, ! Use it night and morning. For every- however, be disputed that a certain j thing but hereditary baldness it works quantity of iodide of silver will be pre- j like a charm. .Another writer says: . u... .1.:, : l„ Tl.. “TfllfP nf nnlvpfi»«ul olnrn ahnut nnfi- cipitated; but this ig very little. The most of the collodions contain about one and a half per cent iodine or bro mine salt. Suppose we had iodide of potassium. One part of the same will Take of pulverized alum about one- fourty of a teaspooaful; put this into half a cupful A coll w ater, add to this a tablespoonful ot tae best alcohol, and with the tips of the tugers rub this mix- precipitate one part of nitrate of silver, j ture thoroughly into the roots of the There are added to 100 cubic centime-i hair. This will prtyent it from falling ters of developer about 3 cubic centi- "out, and the alcohol is very stimulating locked up his apples and started for meters of alcohol, or, as I proposed, old to the scalp.” breakfast. collodion, which will now contain in 3 ,' gested above the disgusting pests were i cubic centimeters about *045 gram of wholly banished. A little care will I iodide of potassium. rir ' n 1 A ~ r * A Soup. — Physiologically, soup has One hundred , great value for thos« who hurry to and work entire prevention; while but lit- ! cubic centimetersof developer are suf- from their meals, as it allows aninter- tle labor is required to work a radical ficient for the development of one card- j val of comparative tesLtothe fainting cure. size plate, on which adhere about 5*55 stomach before ^ tiie more substantial cubic centimeters of silver bath, the beef and mutton is ittacked; rest before usual stiength of the latter being 1:10. solid . food being aj important To Bit a Colt.—The true way to bit a colt is not to bit him at all; that is, let him bit himself. When my colts one year old, I begin to teach them to hold a bit in thair mouth. The bit is of pine, some half inch in diameter, and five inches in length. This piece of soft wood is held in the mouth by a cord tied to either end, and passing over the head, back of the ears. The colt loves to have this in his mouth, be cause it enables him to bring forward the teething process. He will bite it and work it over in his mouth, and en joy it hugely. He will welcome it, and will actually reach out and open his mouth for it, as a trained horse will for the bit. Alter a few days, you can tie strings, making minature reins, to this bit, and teach the colt the proper use of it. When this is done he is ready for Thus 5*55 cubic centimeters silver bath i after it. Let a hungry and weary law- con tain *555 gram of nitrate of silver, yer or merchant begii boldly with roast which is about twelve times the quan- beef, and what is the result? The de- tity of the iodide of potassium in the feat is often as sudden as was the at- developer. This example shows that; tack. When thn..bsdy—TS weary, the there is always ample silver for a suffi- stomach cannot stand the shock of an cient development. ill-masticated half-pound of beef. But, if a small plateful ot light soup be taken, nourishment will soon be introduced, Jio.ilroad.—A. rail- . an( j s t rell <rth to receive more substan tial material will folbvv. Another Mounta way up Vesuvius to be constructed within the next tew months, if the threatened eruption does not interfere j _ _ _ with the present plans. A London : Rice Puddixg. Oie heaping teacup- contemporary states that there will be i ot r * ce ’ one P 111 .^ water * Boil the a double line of rails laid on iron rice aud water until the water is evapo- frame-work, supported on iron pillars, j rate d; then add one put of milk and a on which will run eight small car- l urn Pol butter the sire of an egg. lake liages, drawn by a wire rope instead fiy e use the yolts, which beat up of the usual locomotive, and so ar- i W1 !j b ^ be » ra ted rinds of tw r o lemons; it. When this is done he is ready lor . t i iat foiir w «i ma kin°- the add this to the rice, with two teacup- the regular steel bit. Put your hr,die tnU of white sugar. Butter the dish on with a leather bit, large and pliant; throw your checkline, if your bridle has one attached, into the pigsty • get into your wagon, and drive off’. This is all “bitting” a colt needs. Treated in this way he will have a lively, yield ing sensitive mouth. He will take the bit bravely when working up to liis speed, but yield readily to the drivers will. A horse, bitted in this sensible way, can be driven a forty clip with the ! These carriages will hold four persons and bake slowly. \\ ifli the whites beat apiece, and will be kept some two two tablesroonfuis of pow- huudred yards apart, while strong d ere d sugar and the juice of the two automatic brakes are to be fitted, so as l em o ns * hen the pudding is baked, to stop the carriages immediately if I 3Ut ? n this frosting, and let the rice the rope should break. The line will pudding just warm. be somewhat over half a mile long, and the gradients very steep—1 in 2. Haunted Me.—Debt, poverty and ! suffering haunted me for yefrs, caused A French doctor, desiring to learn | by a sick family and large hlls for doc lines held in one hand, or be lifted over how fowls would be aff ected by alco- i toring, which did no good. I was com- a five-barred gate with the strength of i holic drinks, administered some brandy pletely discouraged, until oieyearago, a single wrist. If you do not believe it, and absinthe to his poultry, and found b y the advice of my pastor, 1 procured try it, and see. one anil all take so kindly to their un- Hop Bitters and commenced their use, wonted stimulants that he was com- and * n one montb we were all well, Best Protection Against Rusting, pelled to limit each bird to a daily j an “ none of us have been sick a day -For farm implements of all kinds allowance of six cubic centimeters of since; and 1 want to say to all poor ..aving metal surfaces exposed, for spirits, or twelve of wine. The result; men > you can keep your families well a knives and forks, and other household j was an extraordinrry development of Y ear with Hop Bitters for less than one apparatus, indeed for all metals likely cocks’ crests and a general and rapid doctor’s visit will cost.—A Workingman. to be Injured by oxidation or rusting, loss of flesh all around. He persevered we know of no simpler, more effective j until satisfied by experience that two J Cherry or Damascene Roll.—Stew application than that furnished by the months’ absinthe drinking sufficed to the cherries, or whatever fruit you de late Pjof. Olmsted. He used it on air J kill the strongest cock or hen, while 3ign using, with a little sugar; roll out pumps, telescopes, and various other the brandy-drinkers lived four months the pastry into a thin sheet—the thin- apparatus. Take any quantity of good and a half, and the wine-bibers held ner the better; spread over a thick ten months ere they died the drunk- layer of the fruit, and then, coalmen- ’ ’ ■’ 1 cing at one side, roll carefully until all i the fruit is inclosed within the paste; At London, England, and Bremen, pinch together at the ends, and tie up 7 o as Prussia, the longest day has sixteen in a strong cotton cloth ; then drop into they cool. Apply this with a cloth or and a half hours. At Hamburg, in j a pot of boiling water. The Morello or otherwise, just enough to give a thin , Germany, and Dantsic, in Prussia, the sour red cluster cherry is the best for coating to the metal surface to be pro- longest day has seventeen hours and this purpose, or some other fruit pos- tected. It can be wiped oft’nearly clean the shortest seven hours. At St. Pe- sessing acidity. from surfaces where it will be undesir- tersburg, Russia, and Tobolsk, in Si- beria, the longest day has nineteen la'd, and to every half pound or so add of common rosin an amount about | ard’s death, equal to half the size of an egg or less; a little more or less is of no consequence. Melt them slowly together, stirrin able as in the case of knives and forks, etc. Tne rosin prevents rancidity, and hours and the shortest five hours, the mixture excludes the ready access Tornea, in Finland, the longest of air and mnisture. A fresh applioa- ; has twentv-one hours and a , tion may be needed when the coating New York, the longest day, J . c , is washed off by the friction of beating has fourteen hours and fifty-six min- sweet milk, one teaspoonful of bicar- Cherry Pudding. — One quart of At flour, three cupfuls of dried cherries jest day rubbed in the flour, four eggs, two cup- .half. At J fills of fiUgar houtaa. very light, after une 19th, being added to the eggs, a capful of storms or otherwise. The single recipe j utes will be worth many thousand dollars to any one in the long run. bonate of soda, and two teaspoonfuls of cream of tartar sifted into the flour. Ink that can not be Erased.—Accord- Wet the flour and fruit with toe eggs ing to the Pharmacist, an ink that can and milk, and add a teaspoonfulof salt. Muddy Barnyards.—The greatest | not be erased even with acids is obtain- j Scald your pudding cloth or iu#dld, al- nuisance we see about a farm is mud, ; ed by the following recipe: To good lowing ample room for swellfng, and in and about the lots where the farmer i gall-ink add a strong solution of tine.! boil lor two or three hours. j generally keeps his stock. Hogs in a j soluble prussian blue in distilled w’ater. ^ I muddy lot, wading around, pigs squeal-1 This addition makes the ink which was r , HnnT Snrp _ Thp Mnrp thi - ing for relief from what torments them i previously proof against alkalies,. _ Jfi 6 JL-.i. almost day and night. At night they equally proof against acids, and forms nJiiAi! J‘Jit ,, n pile themselves up in some corner, a writing-fluid which can not be erased !",ir “«!!.'!!;Ji JUni little better than no place at all, they j without destruction to the paper. The t]1 . rutll *'r e< ! | °' M ' ' ’ e are fed and slopped in the mud and i ink writes greenish-blue and turns *\ i n off al ‘ J', r ' ,e 1 filth; no wonder “hogs don’t pay.” : black. , tahlespoonful ol salt and replice on the HUMOROUS. Bridging the River.—George Apple- gate had no idea that Detroit was such a nice town until hearriyed there from Columb'- O. He went thereto exert his ir ience in favor of a bridge across the t\er, and be thought the quickest way t 1 } get a bridge was to ascertain the depth of water. He didn’t get the exact figures, but thought he went down twenty-six feet after he struck the wa ter. He was in an awful hurry to be pulled out, and the only reason why he didn’t swallow a quart of water was because a quart of whiskey was down there ahead of it. The police took him in very wet and very drunk, aDd his hair was not yet dry as he was walking out to answer at the bar of justice. “What seems to be the matter with you this morning?” kindly inquired his Honor. “Nothing—nothing at all—I’m all right,” was the prompt reply. “Do you feel like taking a walk this morning?” “I do.” “Then you can go. Don’t stop after you get to going.” “1 won’t sir. You can follow me if you think I won’t dust out of this town like a fly climbing out of hot butter. Good-bye—much obliged.” There being no more cases, his Honor Dear to Every' Heart.—Dr. Lilien- thal recently stepped into a school room during a recitation in geography, and was invited by the teacher to ask the class a few questions. He courteously complied. “What is the capital of Michigan ?” “Lansing,” was the prompt reply. “What is the largest city in Michi gan ?” “Detroit.” “Where is the great University of Michigan located?” “At Ann Arbor.” “What is tbe capital of Pennsylva nia?” “Harrisburg.” “What is the largest city in Pennsyl vania?” “Philadelphia.” “What building is there in Phila- pliia that is dear to the heart of every patriotic American citizen ?” That was a poser; the class was trou bled, but made no answer. The doctor repeated the question. “1 know,” said a little fellow on a back seat, as he stretched up his arm to its full length. “Tell us what it is then, my boy,” said the doctor. “The Mint,” was the confident an- fire. Scrape young carrots, and cut T 1 them into small dice. Put tlifcse in the , | j. jyueesa reporc? m Les Monde* soup with cayenne pepper,Ta table- P that in a certain butcher shop all the ; £ llful eaL . h J of bu ^ n ^ su l r> sharp e ' meat became intensely phosphorescent,, v Vne gar and grated carrot. Sdl till the carrots are tender, and serve./ wonder _ Give them reliei, ’tis cheap and handy; goto carrying straw from the stack;! jf. Nueesh reports in yes, haul a whole wagon load and dump * ■ ... it in the hog lot, spread it all over -the lot, put plenty in their bed, tramp ( and remained in that condition until enough around the sleeping place to ; putrefaction began, when the luminous dry up the mud. Cleanliness will pre- appearance ceased. None of the shops vent more disease than medicine. Tear ! in the neighborhood had beef which . - down the old straw stack and spread j presented a like phophorescent stage, corn ? cut from the cob,allow three pints all around the barn where your horses and no bad effect was experienced by wa *® r ;_ ? Ql1 untll _ and cows and the family have to walk- those who consumed the shining meat. Scatter the cornstalks wherever your j stock tramps the most. Try this plan and count the loads of manure you will make. Corn Soup.—To each quart of youn^ der. Take two ounces of swtet butter, mixed smooth with one tablespoonful of flour; stir the butter into the soup, Starch soaked lor a year in a cold sat- a nd let it boil ten or fifteen minutes urated solution of common salt is grad- longer. Just before takinj it out of ually converted into glucose. Sure Death to the Cabbage Worm. I For every hundred head of cabbage j I take a quarter of a pound of black , pepper and put it in a box large enough She Wouldn’t Understand Him. ! the pot, beat up an egg and with salt and pepper to taste. tir into it, suit your vr t* xt i Fried Potatoes.—Pare r. w potatoes, Til T„ J J; ! cut them into very thin slit» the short ~ way across, keeping the slices in cold to sift out well. Go into the patch be- R the other day, a benevolent old fore the dew is oft’and pepper the cab- - , , - bage well. T«ro or three times wiil be g entle *« an > findin S the car crowded,, water; then lay them on sufficient. The worms go through the ambled up to a woman who was occu- drain. Have enough buttej in a drip leaves and die.” pied by a baby, and in return was oc- P in £ P an more than covA them; le; cnnvimr two seaN one for herself and lt be ver > r hot ’ lt take3 a H eat deal, as All milk vessels should, in their • h . f . t J* tl r . h th they absorb it. Fry quickly brown; last rinsings, have bailing water, as the lnfant 10 sit on, the other, with the turll; ., m ] brown the othef side; salt nothing short will destroy the putre- back turned, for a bandbox, and a few and pepper them. Send ti tabli faction which is abundant in milk ves- of the inevitable parcels, which a wo- Sweet potatoes are managfed the table hot. same sels not thoroughly cleansed. man always carries, because she always wa Y buys valises too small to hold what she Dost attempt to fatten hogs in cold wantg to traTel wJth or travels with so weather. It will prove expensive. ^ paint Intelligence in a Bullock. An Australian paper relates the fol lowing striking instance of brute in telligence, which occurred not long ago neai Nairne township, in South Aus tralia: A very large bullock injured his eye, when unyoked from the dray by a chain. After a few days bad passed the eye became seriously in flamed, and it was thought advisable to get him into the stock-yard and cast him for the purpose of dressing the wound. This was done by ropes being attached to his legs, but it was found of no avail, from the strength ot the ani mal, for as soon as they attempted to throw him he lifted his leg and pulled the men to the ground. As a last re source they put his bead in the bail, a contrivance frequently used in that country for securing animals, by get ting their necks between two upright bars of wood, one of which is movable at pleasure. Having thus succeeded in securing him, they dressed his eye with bluestone. The men then un bailed the bullock and immediately rushed out of the stock*yaid, thinking the animal would be infuriated with pain and ex pecting to be attacked, instead of which the poor sufferer walked off quietly to the shade of a large gum tree, and on the following morning, mnch to the as tonishment of its owner and all who witnessed it, the bullock walked up to the stock-yard of his own accord and placed his head in tbe bail to have the eye dressed; and this he repeated every day until the eye was quite restored. many wants that she can’t find vlaises ! orange or lemon Cleansing.—Don’t let ssratches on worry you any longer. Cut a sour enough to hold them. in half; apply ! hall to the marks, rubbing'for a mo- The benevolent.old gent ambled up ™ent quite hard; then waih them off to this woman, made his best bow, laid ; ' vith a ril S; <>ipued ? n "’Tl .. . . ’ . , . . ’ , to moisten lt, and then in whiting. Rub his hand on the seat facing her, and wel l with this rag, dry thoroughly, and asked if it was occupied. The woman’s nine times out of tern the-sgly marks look, as she glanced at the bandbox will vanish. Of course.kmietimes they and parcels, said that it was, but her are burned in so dee.ly that they can- voice said “no,” and the b. o. g., not not be era dieated. f being aceustomed to reading looks, Cup Fltr[T CiKE .-Of,ecupof butter, slid into ?he seat and beamed pleasant two cups raisins seeded and chopped ly on the lady. Presently silence grew fine, four cups of flour, two cups brown monotonous, and the elderly individu- sugar, one cup sour cream, three eggs al„ amid the clatter of the wheels and I we ^ beaten, one teaspoonful of soda, . . .. , , one oi cloves, four of cinnamon. Bake the rattle of the. rails, spoke up and s i ow ]y j an ,j serve hot or cold, with said: sauce. “How old is your babv, mum?” ——■» “Thank you, sir,” said the woman ' inflammatorr rheumatism, take n — j _ half an ounce of pulverized saltpetre, with a cold stare, “1 can hold it my- pat in half.apint ojsweet ml, bathe the The benevolent old gent was annoyed and slightly confused, but he recovered himself and said : Tlier© is Noltiing Certain “Just 80. I don’t doubt that.- I was except death and that ia now rendered ex- inquiring about the number of years tremely uncertain by the discover*-of an abso lutely certain cure for the m st painful of al. parts affected, and a sound cure will peedilv be effected. Physician (who has just examined an Irishman’s lungs)—There seem3 to some trouble here—pneumonia or some thing of that sort; have you ever ex pectorated blood ?—Irishman—Och,yes, sir! Physician—How long ago? Irish man—About eight years. Physician— Did you feel sick? Irishman—Och, I did that. Physician—What was the matter? Irishman—I had a tooth pulled. Prejudice Kills. — “Eleven years our daughter suffered on a bed of misery under the care of several of the best (and some of the worst) physi cians, who gave her disease various name^ but no relief, and now she is re stored to us in good health by as simple a remedy as Hop Bitters, that we had poohed at for two years, before using it. We earnestly hope and pray that no one else will let their sick suffer as we did, on account of prejudice against so good a medicine as Hop Bitters.”—The Parents Economy in Prayer.—Some children take naturally to a practical view of things. A little girl in Brookline, Mass., saying her" prayers the other evening, closed with—“Bless papa and mamma, little sister and everybody,and keep us from harm this night, amen.” The ‘little sister,’ a bright-eyed girl of five years, quietly remarked : “it you’d said ‘everybody’’ to begin with, you needn’t have made such a long prayer.” “I suppose the bells are sounding an alarm of fire,” sneeringly said a man, the church bells were calling the worshippers one Sunday morning , to which a clergyman who was passing replied: “Yes, my friend, but the fire is not in this world.” Party—(who doesn’t know much about ’oases)—“And what do you call the horse on the left-hand side, driver. He looks a good sort.” Driver—“Oh, that’s the off ’un.” ’Party—“Is it, in deed ? Dear me! Lost both his parents, I suppose!” Girl—(to shopkeeper): “Can ye gie me change of a sixpence ?” Shopkeeper (to vanishing girl with change): “The sixpence, my girl — the sixpence!” Girl: “My mither says she’ll gle it to you i’ the morning.” An old pioneer was bugging the his toric stove in Judge Knox’s court room and, as is usual with old-timers who visit that temple of justice, was in a reminiscent frame of mind. Though poor now, he had as a matter of coarse, been once rich. “I was a leadin’ citizen of Muckal- lamy Hill in ’52,” he s$id. “In them days I was in the dust-buyin’ busi ness. I had my sign out, S Compra Ora Agvi,—up stairs, you know, and all that sort of thing. I tell ye, it takes a smart man to get along in that ’ere trade. Jenkins & Co. was the boss at it when I first went "into it at Muckal- lamy Hill, but it wasn’t six months afore I’d took half their trade away. I had to rustle to do it. You see the boys was alius anxious to do well, an’ the first that offered the coin made the riffle. Jenkins & Co was pretty high- toned, an’ used to wait every night fur thar man to go down the hill to the ex press office an’ bring up their money in a handcart. I saw my chance an’ used to be on hand when the stage came in, an’ jist shouldered my own coin when the driver throwed it off. Nick Mon- kins was the driver in them days. He was afterwards killed by road agents. Many’s the time Nick’s throwed me down my sack with a clean $400,000 in gold coin into it, an’ I’ve chucked her across my shoulder an’ trotted up that there old hill and had every bit o’ dust brought up afore Jenkins & Co’s hand cart arrived.” “How much did you say you packed up the hill on your shoulder ?” asked Judge Knox’s clerk. “Four hundred thousand oftener than less,” replied the pioneer with melancholy pride. “See here,” said the clerk, figuring rapidly, “gold’s worth about $18 an ounce, and there’s twelve ounces to the pound, Troy weight; that makes a pound worth 216. Now 216 into 400,000 leaves something over 1,851 pounds,— pretty nearly a ton. How far up the hill did you carry that, did you say?” The old pioneer looked at the clerk with fixed contempt for a moment, and then merely saying: “You’re a John- ny-Come-Lately, that's wliat you are!” arose and left the court-room. The .European Plan. Said a railroad engineer to an Irish man, whose cow had been killed : “But she didn’t get out of the way when I rang the bell.” “Faith, thin,” s;iid Pat, “ye didn’t shtep when she rang her bell, naythur.” Lady of the house: “I don’t wish you to stay with me, Mary, if you can better yourself.” Mary, the maid:— “It ain’t to ‘better mysell’ I care so much about, mum; its to improve my condition.” Scene—An eating house.—Old gen tleman: “Waiter, how’8 this? These potatoes are quite hard.” Waiter (with presence of mind): “Hard times, you know, sir.” The purest article is the cheapest i< the end: Dobbins’ Electric Soap, (mad* by Cragin & Co., Philadelphia,) is per fectly pure, snow-white, and preserve* clothes washed with it. Be sure and tr J it. b A thief is really a profound philoso pher and always a candid thinker—i.e., he looks at everything in an abstract way, and if you reason with him he is open and liable to conviction. When you are down-hearted and the world looks black to you, you ought to be hospitable enough to entertain a hope of better days. It is said by some crusty evolutionist that Adam and Eve would have inevit ably become gamblers had not pair o’ dice been taken from them. Recently a stranger, clad in a duster and carrying a carpet-sack, entered a hotel on Delaware avenue. He marched straight up to the counter, where the amiable landlord stood picking his teeth, and the moment he set his bag down the amiable landlord whisked it off and set it down with the pile of other baggage in the rear of the bar. “Please register your name,” said the landlord, passing him a pen. “How much is it, mister?” “That depends on what you get.— We keep a hotel here on the European plan.” “I say, mister,” said the countryman, all in a tremble, “please give me that bag, and I’ll get right out and not say a word.” The landlord gazed at him, but made no movement toward the bag. “Please, mister, give me my bag.— There is nothing in it but a few shirts, indeed there isn’t. Here’s the key. I’ll let you search it,” continued the stranger, trembling still more violently. The landlord passed him the hag, and as the stranger instantly shot for the door tho forujpr ovolaitned l “Well, blame me if I ain’t puzzled to know what kind of a fooPyou are.” But the stranger paused to hear no compliments, and he was a good half- mile away before he took courage to lean against an awning-post and mut ter : “Gracious! What an escape! Keeps a hotel on the you rope in plan, does he? I suppose he wanted to rope me in and perhaps kill me. Lord! what wicked places these cities are. I’ll go home immediately.” And he kept his word.” Fresh Supple* of Vitality To renew a waning stock may be gathered from a source accessible to all. and never sought in vain by any whose constitution and vigor are not so much dilapidated as lo be wholly past repairing. Evidence direct, con vincing and ample, indicates Hoatetter’s Stomach Bitters as a tonic of unexampled efficacv and perfect purity, and possessed of properties that constitute it an invaluable remedv for dyspepsia, constipation, liver com plaint,’urinary and uterine weakness, rheu matic complaints and malarial fever. Delicate females and infirm old persons are invigorated and sola ed by it. and the physical prostra tion which usually follows a severe iliness is in a great degree remedied and convalescence accelerated through its use. It occupies a leading position among medicinal staples. that’s passed over its little head.” bodily ailments Pilei For 3.000 yeare, quacks “Its ears,” shrieked the woman, AS and me iica] men La4 rivalled each other she glared fiercely at the old man. i by that ter- ears don’t pass over its lictle head, j ignorant and useless nostrum* and dev They are not as large as yours, you—” and might still have tone on for a thousand “Gracious goodness, madam,” said i of Anakesis , Jf ... i , by Dr. Silsbee. We seldom Duff such things, the old gentleman, wishing he was - Alex. Stepnens, so that he might slide out and be unobserved. “I—you mis apprehend me, I simply asked the young person’8 age.” “Young person. -Person. You. Oh i aimpieT^8afeT*pfompTj jtn&n who has ever suffered the agony of'piles. will thank ua for calling attention to an almdst nfadible remedy for this dreadful disease* £00.000 afflicted sufferers tea ify to its unparaUed virtues. Doctors of all medical .schools indorse and use it. It is at the triumph aijti admiration of the age permanent it relie' you old brute. Call my baby a person.' P ain at once, but-pins and compresses the Oh whprp’fl rhp ponrlnpror whprp'c thp tomors »nd enrea the worst esses ol on, wnere s tne conductor, wnere s tne ; Piles, no matter of tow long standing. Abao- brakeman, send for the engineer, Bend j Into infallibility ia Sot possible, but med cal- f or ” j acieoce baa nothing more pearl v bo than , . . , ; •*Anakesisit ia the discovery of Dr. 8. I he devil, ejaculated tlie Old man j Siinbee, an accom;;lji«hed chemist and practic- and i i n § physician, afteijfO years study and experi ence. Samples^>f "anakesis” are sent free to 8tor. Prompt and Thorough, are the charac teristics or Dr. Jayne’s carminative Balsam. Its merit has made it known everywhere ror vears, as a siandnrd curative for Cramps. Diarrhoea, Cholera Morbus, and all Diseases of the Bowels; i . , , “ , i S* 0 T 1 ! , ° ^ fuwwu « a wi., wuwo **■ 1 — ,J — —"-* administered to children, i his remark sounded, so peculiar that New York. Sold by druggists everywhere., e taste, and is entirely safe. , anmpiinw pverhndv (milsd. Price $L00 per box. breaking out in a cold sweat, making for the smoking car. And j a ^T. iZS&itTaZVSmS i entirely safe. ^ somehow everbjidy smiled. 1 They do things in a hurry in Texas, man who had lost a valuable mare, recently received the following dis patch : “Mare here. Come get her. Thief hung.” The course ot true love never runs smooth with people who sit down and put their trust m Providence. A kiss is like hoarding-house soup— f ormed from nothing. The riiYKical Paradox. It has been said that “the blood is the source of life.” It is as truly the source of disease and death. No life, that is to say, no healthy tissue can be generated from impure blood, no organ of the body can normally perform its func tions when supplied with impure blood. The fluid that shquld carry life and health to every part, carries only weak ness and disease. Blood is the source of life, only when it is pure. If it has become diseased, it must be cleansed by proper medication, else every pulsation of the human heart sends a wave oi disease through the system. To cleanse the blood of all impurities, use Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery and Pleasant Purgative Pellets, the most effectual alterative, tonic, and cathartic remedies yet discovered. They are es pecially efficient in scrofulous diseases. Worms. Worms. Worms. E. F. Kunkel’s Worm Syrup never fails to destroy Pin, Seat and Stomach Worms. Dr. Knnkel the only successful physician who re moves Tape Worm in two hours, alive with head, and no fee until removed. Common sense teaches if Tape Worms can be removed all other worms can be readily destroyed. Ad vice at office and store, free, The doctor can tell whether or not the patient has worms. Thousands are dying daily, with worms, and do not know it. Fits, spasms, cramps, chok ing and suffocation, sallow complexion, circles around tbe eyes, swelling and paia in the *t >mach, restless at night, grinding of the iS-th, picking at the nose, cough, fever, itch ing at the sea% headache, foul breath, the pa tient grows pale and thin pickling and irrita tion m tne anus—all these symptoms, and more, come from worms. E. F. Kunkel’s Worm Syrup never fails to remove them. Price, *1 per t ottle. or six bottles for $5.00. (For Tape Worm write and consult the doctor.) For all others, buy of your druggists the Worm Syrup, and if he has it not, send to Db. E. F, Kunkel, 259 N. Ninth 8t., Philadelphia, Pa. Advice by mail, free ; send tbree-cent stamp. E. F. Kunkel’s Bitter Wine of Iron. The great success and delight of the people. In fact, nothing of the kind has ever been offered to the American people which has so quickly found its way into their good favor and hearty approval as E. F. Kunkel’s Bitter Wine of Iron. It does all it proposes, and thus gives universal eatiefaction. It is guar anteed to cure the worst case of dyspepsia or indigestion, kidney or liver disease, weakness, nervousness, constipation, acidity of the stomach. Ac Get the genuine. Sold only in $1.00 bottles^or six bottles for $5.00. Ask for E. F Kunkel’s Bitter Wine of Iron, and take no other. If your druggist has it not, send to the pr prietor,’E. F. Kunkel, 259 Noith Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa, Advice free , enclose tbree-cent stamp. 5 NEW 5 BOOKS 5 For Temperance Gatherings, BULL'S TEMPERANCE GLEE BOOK. Received with the greatest favor. Great variety of songs, Temperance and Social. For Gospel Meetings and Sunday Schools, THE GOSPEL OF JOY / By Rev. S. Alman and S. H. Speck. 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It wae the first and la The Only Pain Remedy that instantly stops the most excruciating pains, aiiays Inflammations and cores Congee. Ilona, whether of the Lungs, Stomach, Boa ela, or other glands or organs, by one application. IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES, no matter how violent or excruciating the pain, the RHEUMATIC, Bed-ridden, infirm. Crippled, Nervous, Neuralgic, or prostrated with disease may suffer, BABWAT’S BEAUT BELIEF WILL AFFORD INST/ NT EASE. INFLAMMATION OF THE B LDNEYS, INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER, INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS, CONGESTION OF THE LUNGi, SOKE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING, PALPITATION CF THE HEART, HYSTERICS, CROUP. DIPHTHERIA, CATA RRH, INFLUENZA, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS, CHILBLAINS and FROST-BITES. will afford ease and comfort. Thirty to sixty drops In half a tumbler of water will in a few moments cure Cramps, Spasms, sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Head ache, Diarrhea, Dysentery, Colic, Wind In the Bowels, and all Internal Pains. Travelers ehould always carry a bottle of Radway’s Ready Relief with them. ▲ fe.w drop* In Water will prevent sickness or pain* FEYEB and AGUE. Fever and Ague cured for Fifty cents. There Is not a remedial agent In the world that will cure Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious, Billons, Scarlet, Typhoid. Yellow and other Fevevs (aided byRadw.ty’s Pills) so quick aa RADWAY’S READY RELIEF. 5« eta. a bOtUi. Dr. Radway’s CHE CHEAT BLOOD PURIFIER, FOR THE CURE OF CHRONIC DISEASE, SCROFULA OR SYPHILITIC, HEREDITARY OB CONTAGIOUS, be it seated in tbe Lungs or Stomach, Skin or Bones, Flesh or Nerves, corrupting the solids and vitiating the fluids. White S* tilings. Tumors. Ulcers, Skin and U p Diseases, Female Complaints, Gout, Dropsy Rheum, Bronchitis, Consumption. Liver Complaint, &c. Not only does the Sarsaparllllan Resolvent excel all remedial agents In the cure of Chronic, Scrofulous. Constitutional and skin Diseases, but lt is the only positive cure for Kidney & Bladder Complaints, urinary and Womb Diseases, Gravel, Diabetes. Dropsy, Stoppage of water, Incontinence ol Urine, Bright *8 Disease, Albuminuria and In ali cas'-s where there are brick dustdeposits.or the water Is thick, cloudy, mixed with substances like the white of an egg, or threads like white silk, or there Is a morbid, dark, blliou- appear ance and white bone-dust deposits, and when there is a pricking, burning sensation when passing water, and pain In the small of the back and along the loins. Bold by druggists, PRICE ONE DOLLAR. OVARIAN TUMOR Dr. EADWAT 4c 00., 32 Warren Street, KXW YORK. DR RADWAY’S Regulating Pills, Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet gum, purge, regulate, purify, cieanse and stre gthen. Radway’s Pills for the cure of all disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels. Kid neys, Bladder, Nervous Diseases, H* adaclie. Constipation, Costiveness, Indigestion, Dyspep sia. Biliousness, Fever. Inflammation of the Bowels, Plies, and all derangements of the in ternal viscera. Warranted to effect a posKlve cure. Purely Vegetable, containing no mer cury, mineral or deleterious drugs. ” Observe the following symptoms, result ing from disorders of the Digestive organs: Constipation, Inward Piles, Fullness of the Blood In the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn. Disgust of Food, Fullness or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Eructions, Sink ings or FI litterings in the Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the Head, Hurried and Difficult Breathing. Flutter,ne at tne Heart, Choking or Bufficatlng Sensations when In a lying posture, Dots or Webs before the Sight, Fever and Dull Pain in Head, Deficiency of Perspiration. Yel lowness of Skin and Eyes, Pain tn the Side, Limbs, and sudden Flushes of Heat. Burning in the Flesh. A few doses of RADWAY’S PILLS will free tbe i-ystem from all of the above named disord ers. Price 85 cents per box. Sola by Druggists Read “False and True,” Bend a letter stamp to RADWAY M CO~ NO a Warren street, New York. Information worth thousands will be sent you GOOD ADVERTISING CHEAP. a CTI with the order, will insert In 1*0 V-*-” vAanj village newspapers an advertise ment occupying one nch space, one time; or six .lnes two times; or three lines four times. GOD f 1 * err ln advance, will Insert In 350 U village newspapers an adver- tl emeot of one inch spare, onetime; or six lines two times; or three lines four times. Aoa /~r, ctt 1“ advance, will insert in 500 <pOU LAbH, village ntw.-<papers an advenlae- ment of one inch spa e one time; er six lines two limes; or three lines four times. Aiofi. cn in advance,will Insert in 650 «^±U L ASH, village new papers an advertise ment of one inch space one time; or six lines twj times; or three lines lour times. Arnp lon 1“ advance, will Insert In 800 i£dU LASH, village newspapers an advertise ment of one inch space, one time; or six llues two time ; or uiree lines four times. Address S. M. PETTENGILL & CO., 37 Park Row, New York. Advertising done ln all newspapers la Uni. ed states and Canadas at the lowest rates. ESTABLISHED 1948. MORGAN & HEADLT, Importers of Diamond AND laiMarers i *1* IUSM UrMt. PkUaMphla. illustrated Price List sent to th* trad* ji. on application. Those answering an Advertisement will confer a favor upon the Adverttltr a^d the Publisher by stating that they saw the adver tisement in thufourual (naming tho paper),