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The Cedartown Advertiser,
"PublisUed every TLurs.-ln v hv D. H. FREEMAN.
Terms: SI.50 per annum, in advance.
OLD SERIES—VOL. VII-NO. 7.
CEDARTOWN, GA., APRIL 29, 1880.
NEW SERIES—VOL. II-NO. 20.
BETTER LUCK ANOTHER TEAR.
Oh, never oink ’oe&th Fortunes frown.
But brave her with & shoot of cheer.
And front her fairly—face her down—
She’s only starn to thosa who fear !
Here’s “Better lnck another year—
Another year!
Aye, better ltu k another year !
We’ll have her smile instead of sneer—
A thousand smiles for every tear,
With home made sled and goodly cheer.
And better luck another year—
Anot 1 ex year!
The damsel Fortune still denies
The plea that yet delights her ear ;
‘Tie bnt oar manhood that she tries—
She’s copy to those who doubt and fear—
She'll grant the *uit another year !
Another year !
Here’s Better lnck another year !”
She nuW denies t^e golden prize s ~
Put, spite of frown and scorn and suet r.
Be firm, and we wi 1 win and wear,
With home made glad and goodly cheer,
In better luck another year !
Another year! Another year!
Scientific Suicide.
ed?”
•“Oh I know,” said Guy, ‘’wliat you are
about to do. Don’t think that I’m going
to interfere, not at all. But before you
make your quietus, 1 wish to ask you a few
questions. Have you provided for your
niece’s future welfare?”
■‘What's that to you?”
“Considerable. I am about to marry
Miss Silver, so her interests are naturally
mine. ”
“Then she is provided for, amply.’’
Thank you for your information. Very
glad to hear it. And now, excuse the ap
parent impertinence of thd question, but
where is your will?”
“Here,” said Mr. Maddox, laying his
hand on it.
“Suppose you give it to me to take care
of?”
“Give it to y6u! Why, pray?’’
“It might become misplaced,” explained
Guy.
“I’ll keep it myself,” said Mr. Mad
dox, roughly.
“Then just leave a memorandum out he
table,.’ said Guy, earnestly, “to tell where
it is. It will save trouble, perhaps.”
“Get out.”’ cried Mr. Maddox, angrily.
“Ah, I see!” said Mr. Cheevers, coolly;
Heft-Tand Neighbors.
The house is a comfortable-looking
brown bouse, nearly surrounded by veran
dahs. It is situated in a large yard, where
there are many fruit trees. As you enter
the door you find yourself in a large, pleas
ant room. There are easy chairs before the
windows, inviting you in their quiet way
to repose. Between the windows there is
a pretty little table which is neither ma
hogany nor rose-wood, toward which your
eyes always wander, for there is always to
be found on it an old-fashioned silver
basket, filled with fruit vaiying with the
seasons; in winter rosy apples and golden
oranges, in autumn purple grapes. Behind
the fire is an ottoman whereon a large, be
nevolent-looking cat is generally to be found.
The famiiy consists of. three persons, a
man, his wife and a daughter. T he man is
about middle height, ana looks to be on the
shad}* side of i orty. His greatest aim in
life seems to be to go a fishing. He is a
person of whom we say “out of sight, out
of mind. ” The lady looks younger than
her husband. She wears her hair in the
fashion of twenty years ago—two curls be
hind her respective ears, aud the remaining
two or three hairs in a small-sized
A Tame Otter.
nothing more, thus proving that the fibre,
~ _ j in which the strength lies, must have been
A recent writer in an English paper says; j quite uninjured. The lesson to be drawn
Not long ago, taking a walk down by the : from this I take to be as followsA mas-
Tkrum mill, near Rothbuiy on the Coquet, j sive story-post of even the most inflamma-
to exercise our dogs, on getting to the top j ble wood is absolutely and perfectly proof
of the rocks one of the puppies gave tongue : against any heat which can be applied to
and out came an otter with two whelps by [it, will not of itself burn at all, but requires
her side,- making for the river. He got in j a continual supply of highly inflammable
front when the mother gained the rocks, | substances to keep it buminf, and, when
but we secured the two whelps. We took 1 this supply is withdrawn, ceases to burn ;
them home ami put tbem with Bell, aa jand lastly, after being exposed for seven
otter hound, who had a litter of three pup*! hours to flames of very great intensity, is
“in a hurry to begin. Well, I wou’t de-1 on the back of her head ; it calls up
tain you; but I have a little suggestion to the thought that possibly there may be a
“I am a miserable man,” said Cyrus
Maddox, gloomily, “and it is best that the
world should be ri<| <3F‘sny* presence. No
one cares for me. ”
“Ob, don’t say that, uncle,’’ said Lizzie
Silver, beseechingly. “You know I love
you. You are the only friend I have in the
world, and if von were to die what would
become of me ?”
“I suppose young Guy Cheevers would
console you for my loss,” said Mr. Maddox,
grimly.
“At any rate I don’t care. I will end my
troubles and sorrows to-morrow at twelve
o’ clock. ’’
And with these fearful words he strode
out of the room, leaving Lizzie sobbing,
with her curly black head resting on a din
ner-plate.
“What’s the matter now, Bess? Has the
milliner disappointed you in your love of a
bonnet asked a warm, hearty voice,
which was the property of “young Chov-
ers, ” as Mr. Maddox called him—as that
gentleman strode into the room. .
“Oh, Guy!’’ soblved Lizzie; “Uncle Cyrus • ers ~ you to a certainty. ’
is going to die to-morrow at twelve ,^ r * Maddox stared at him with unteign-
o’clock ” ; horror*
“How do you know?" asked Guv. ’ "Then,” went ou Guy, “here’s a little
“He said so ” package—a torpedo. It contains nitro-gly-
“But how does lie know ?’’ i You place it in your mouth, snap
“He’s going to kill himself.’ ' > nur tPe, . h on ami off ,. vollr head,
“So as to make himself h true, prophet, " iu ' is 6 (:d ’ 010 oallions of atoms,
eh?” a kedGuy, laughing. 1 “Good heavens.” exclaimed Mr. Msd-
“Oh, Guy, don’t joke 1” Lix/.e, t< sr!ui!v. dl,x * tearfully. What a terrible idea!
“He will—I know he will!” ' i “ Not 81 all,” said Guy, soothingly,
“I doubt it!” said Guy. skeptically. ! “Beautiful invention—I quite pride myself
offer.
“It is this,” ;>ud Guy. “Miss Silver in
forms me thaV }'OU have made several pre
vious efforts to cut short your trouble and
your breathy and always unsuccessfully.
Now, it seems to me you don’t go the rigid
way about it. This box”—aud here he
opened the box before alluded to—contains
several little plans that 1 think might please
you. Here’s one”—and he showed a little
steel instrument.
“What’s that?” asked Mr. Maddox, curi
ously.
“This,” said. Guy, “is an article that you
can placp round your neck like a collar;
then, by striking your hand on the left side
of your neck, a sharp spike Is driven right
into your jugular vain •”
“But that would kill me?” said Mr.
Maddox staring.
“Well, ain’t that what you want?” de
manded Guy, sternly. “Now, here’s an
other,” he went on. “Here’s a wheel, you
observe. You place this band around your
neck, pass it around the wheel, and give it
two or three turns; then let go. The recoil
will twist your head almost off your should-
“But he tried to commit suicide several
times,” persisted Lizzie, tearfully. ‘*Once
he tried to smother himself with burniug
charcoal; but he forgot to stop up the key
hole, and I smelt the smoke and got wine
neighbors to break open the door, and
saved him. Then he tried to hang himself,
but the cord broke, and he fired'a pistol at
himself but he forgot to put any ball in it,
so fbat failed, and then--—
“Gracious! ” cried Guy, as Lizzie stop
ped for want of breath; “what a determin
ed man lie must be! f'noh perseverance de
serves to be rewarded. Have v< hi any idea
what plan he will try next?”
“I’m sure I don’t know,” said Lizzie,
mournfully. “Something dreadful, I sup
pose.”
“But what does he want, to make away
with himself for?” asked Guv, wondering-
iy.
“Why, he says he Is a miserable man, a
burden to every one, and that life has no
joys for him, and that he is weary of this
world ”
-“And so would like to try the next?”
said Guy, “Perhaps he won’t find it as
pleasant as the one he is quitting. What
an unreasonable man he must be! He is
rich, talented, healthy, and lias a very
pretty niece”—here, in a moment of ab
straction, he allowed bis arm to wonder
on it—scientific suicide, you see! Anybody
can take poison, or blow their brains out;
but to do it scientifically requires real talent.
You have it aud I am confident you will
reflect credit on ni} r inventive skill. Now,”
he continued, confidentially, “if you could
use all three of these inventions at once—
cut your jugular, garrote yourself and blow
your head off, all at once—why, I d thank
you.”
“What!” cried Mr. Maddox, fiercely,
“do you think I’m going to use any of your
infernal inventions? Get out of this room,
you cold-blooded villain, before I throw
you out of the window!”
‘But I have a great many more to show
you,” demonstrated Guy; “and you see I
want you to try as many as possible. Well,
well” he added, as Mr. Maddox grasped
the poker threateniugly, “I’m going. But
I’ll leave this box here, and before you get
rid of yourself, just make a memorandum
of what you will use, and leave it on the
table, because, you know, there will proba
bly be nothing left of you to draw conclu
sions from, and so ”
Here any further speech was cut short
by Mr. Maddox seizing his visitor, and
hustling him out into the passage.
“Well,” said Lizzie, anxiously, to Guy.
“I think it’s all right.” said Guy, grin
ning. “Get the lunch ready, Your uncle
door somewhere there, and that is the knob.
Her teeth, of which she has but few, look
older than she is. One of them has a par
ticularly downcast expression, as it drops
•despondently over her lower lip. She
dresses peculiarly, looking as if she had
never come to the end of her wedding tros-
seau. She is geuerous aud open-hearted.
Also, she is seriously inclined to gossip,and
irresis .ibly given to exaggeration. When
you are m need of advice she can always
supply you, on any and all subjects. She
has been heard frequently to l>oast that
there is no man sJie is afraid of; and her
husband never argues the point with her.
Some people know when they are well off.
Her daughter, a girl of nineteen, is her
self moderated. She hat a retrousse nose,
and sandy hair, inclined to a carroty shade.
She has what is called vegetable beauty.
This family have a dog. It is not a vic
ious dog, for, judging from the large amount
of bark, there can be very little bite. The
family think everything of the animal—
the man because it is of such a fine breed,
the ladies because it keeps off burglars. It
does keep off burglars, by keeping the
neighbors on the alert. Several obituaries
have been written, in case this dog should
die.
This dog occasionally gets away. This
is the signal for a commotion. The lady
drops her knitting and runs after the ani
mal, and all the small boys and girls follow.
Jumping from curbing to roiwl and from
road to gutter, heated and excited, scolding
and exhorting, this left-haud neighbor gives
earnest chase. The number of pursuers in
creases at every block. The policeman
stands on the corner, wondering whether
the dog is mad or the people are. Several
baby carriages have fallen into the ranks,
and all the dogs for three miles around.
The neiglilKWb, tbinking«of fire and other
dreadful thiugs, rush to the wiudows and
see one dog gambolling along, followed by
a very excited woman, and the juvenile
portion ol the neighborhood. They hear
abov3 the din caused by drivers, bahii?s and
dogs, a sharp, snrill voice, telling Jennie,
the dog, to perambulate gently home and
expatiating on the animal’s waywardness.
Finally the dog is caught and the procession
files peacefully home. A hush settles down,
and the only sound that disturbs this se
renity is the barking of the dog.
Killed at a Tournament.
pies: One of the whelps died, but the other
took to the hound, and throve famously; he
mixed with the puppies, but fought like %
demon, and was soon master of the situa
tion. Wherever they went,he went with
them, fighting everything he met with. He
also became a pet with all the household,
who never missed a chance of feeding him.
His special treat was bowls of milk and
broth; to get these be would find his way
into dairies, larders, etc. Thus he wen*
on, until be had to enter the puppies for'
otter hunting. We had him fastened in a,
yard with high walls, as we felt sure, if wefi
took him with us, he would join his own
species. On our return he bullied and
fought the entire kennel of five. About ai
week after I had to go to Brink barn priory/
and took the dogs with me. “Sandy,” the
tame otter, would go, and into the Coquet
not injured to a greater depth than about
two inches from the original outer surface,
and stili shows a centre as clean and fresh
as when it was first put in. There may be
other materials suitable for this purpose
which are capable of resisting the effects of
heat; and, if so, I hope we may one day
hear of them ; but in the meanwhile I ven
ture to submit what I consider to be strong
practical testimony in favor of massive
timber for the internal supports of heavily
ioaiied buildings.
There are very many anecdotes told of I His name is L. A. Edmundsou. Ed-
BRIEFS.
An Intelligent Dog.
He was a pure Newfoundland, with a
.nice, broad head and beautiful light brown
:>es, and such a sweet expression at the
comers of his mouth you would be sure to
tame uttn, v*uuiu 2U, turn imo lue oouutJi • ■ . ... " , _ .
they soon got on the lair of an otter. They i be was ““ ln & A inore affectionate
swam him through a deep pool, when he beat than that beneath the
took to the bushes! Soon [saw Handy sidefe^ '\TL , h °? T’’ ?
by side with Refus, close to the wild ..tier, . U °' d thC 1118 m0uth
I said farewell to Sandy, but presently 1 be ‘ or8e8 a ' vay ,’ and ,le ve ^
heard the pleasant sound, “worry, worry;” I r ? . to allowed this honor, and would
I thought Refus had him, but, on coming m J g ’ k 1 ?“ 8 ,? tlSfil ' < ? T* y ’
in sight, to my astonishment, Sandy had “ d bo ^ b ‘ a headb, S" m order ^
him fast by the neck and held him fast un- W'^’d 88 possible, 1 suppose. His tricks
til the dogs came up. From that time lie ! “d accomplishments were many. He
was the leader in all our hunts, and was in ' TOaId Carr >', tw0 , e SS s m bls hu S° mouth
at the death of nearly twenty otters. He|“ d h DeVer brCak oac ' be TOlMd tum a
became, however, a perfect terror to all the ^ 88 w , e ri U “ au -'' one ’ 8n<1 on “taring a
does In the village, and district; fighting 'f 00 ^ wo,dd al^F 8 f<> oud and put
was his motto. I well remember Mr. Wea- p f* u “ ,bl ; door t0 close lL If thls
them, had a big lurcher and ^evhound, ]^ aded !! e ( W0Uld l! mip V^ n the , d,x,r ’taking
who took to fighting; a great, powerful 10816 UOt . to I ac,at e l1 " ,th ilJS oalK i ! u , was
—The regular charge for cremating a
body is $J5.
—The sultan's palace costs him about
$14,00'J,000 a year.
—There are over 3,000 Indians living
in the State of Mississippi.
—Caps and hats came into general
use about 1443.
—The distance by railroad from Xew
York to .San Francisco is 3,320 miles.
—The Queen of Hanover is travelling
under the name of Countess de Hoya.
—Club life in London costs from
animal, his long^aws^ar.d qu^Smovements ■ more ******* than many men I have
beat the whole district. One day he was in
Koxbury, and soon had poor Kefus dead
beat. “Let out, Sandy, Geordie.” No
sooner said than done. Sandy at once saw
poor Refus’s condition, and flew at the
lurcher—got him by the foreleg, when the
lurcher turned to bite. On seeing Sandy,
however, he was terror-stricken, and, giv
ing a most unearthly yell, bolted up the
town with Sandy after him. The dog’s
master .could never-get him to passthrough
the town again. But, alas! poor Sand_
soon earaMb hi* en<L- Love *f broth led
seen, and if any one sat. down in the house
without doffing his hat Custer would steal
steakliily up behind him aud pull it off,
then dropping it on the floor at the side of
his chair would walk quietly away and lie
down, as one who had performed a duty.
We would wrap a few pennies in a paper
and send him with it m hi3 mouth to a
store for candy, of which he was very fond.
He would never give it to any one but one
clerK, with whom ne was acquainted, and
would bring the candy home untouched,
[ but after delivering it to us would stand
ton intotue the Star inn^The f ^ ?'*'"****
cook, finding him wallowing in the broth, u m9r8e i 118 k f w s “ rt!
struck him with the wooden ladle, more to i . W !‘ 8 it , f ^ < j l ° f " U k ’ J 0 ?’ b . ut
frighten than to hurt him : but hi* aknll f aithtully to our pet lamb;
horses, dogs and birds, but very few about i mundson stands, in his socks, over six feet
cats; and as this is hardly fair to the cat 4all. He is bearded “like a pard.” and was
creation, the following instances at least de- dressed in leather pants. When he entered
serve a mention: There is a certain truck- a saloon on the military plaza in Austin
man residing in New York, wko owns a recently, his boots sounded on the floor like
cat with some very uneatable peculiarities, j the thumping of a pair of pile-drivers*
She is a Malta, and about three years old. j when he shook his leonine head his long
Her feature of attraction is the manner in ! hair twisted about like black snakes. “Give
which she greets every person that enters | me some beer?” he roared, “I am drv!
her owner a abode. No dog, on the return j Give me a three-gallon bucket, full to the
of a long absent master, could appear more brim and no foam! I am dry! I was
joyful or frisk and caper about with greater ;• weaned on 'herring brine and don’t eat
agdity than this extraordinary cat on the' nothing now but mush made of min pow-
appearance of a visitor. If her dancing | der and fish-salt!”
and frisking about do not at once attract j The barkeeper filled a quart glass the 1 S 1 * 000 t0 $50,000 per year.
their attention, she gives a succession of i deepest vessel in the house—and this was ■ —During 1870, forest trees were
calls peculiar to her kind, that are certain ; repeated four times. Each glass the thirsty I P^ aute( l oo 28,000 acres of land in Min-
to have the desired effect. These strange ! man emptied at a gulp; at the fourth he | nesota -
actions and cries she generally keeps up for said, “Wait a rninnit.” Just then a small! —During the past year 16 000 per-
ten or fifteen minutes and then quietly re- j man entered and Edmondson, taking the 90n3 left British India for British eolo-
tires to her place under the stove. Her small man up as if he was a baby, said, ‘ niefl -
owners say that she differs in no other way : 4i Give hit beer, hit’s dry.” > —The estate of the late A. E. Borle
from the generality of cat3, but that she; The little man was supplied, restored to ! Philadelphia, i3 valued at $1 150-
wiH leave her dinner or her kittens on the his feet and shrank away from the giant, j
appearance of a stranger and never cease j glancing back from a corner like a mouse i —If we didn’t have any government
until to her thinking the rather noisy wel-. looking at a Newfoundland dog. | officials in this country, we would save
come is complete. And should twelve dif- j Once more the wild man opened his ! $32,000,000 a year.
vSi tW ?! Ve times I mo,,til ,md il P re3ented the appearance of | —Mr. Tish Smart, one of the cham-
would pussy go through her peculiar greet-, a cave opening, overgrown with sumac, in ! pion skaters of the world, has made
ing. Among other “queer cats’ that have j autumn. j twelve miles in 28j^ minuses. '
C ? 1 w U | D . (ler th ? 1 , wnter ’s notice, was an Isle ; “I am the man that ketched a wild inus- j —A medal is to be presented ro all
° r tai e ^ 8 , cat - Dick, as he was 1 tang by the tail and hilt him till his chine j the men engaged in the St. Gothard
called, was not only afflicted with an ex- come out all the way to his ears; I can lick I tunnel.
tremely sensitive disposition, but with the j a double-deck h:g-car full of panthers, I —The late Richard Froth!no-ham nf
expressing his feelings in his • with nothing but a corn cutter to light with ; Boston, left$203,000, mostly in personal
face. He never had been w*hat is termed . and I can dance a jig on the pint of a cop- property. *
a sociable cat, no one save his master ever per lightning-rod. 1 ain’t liable to cold,
ventured further than to gently stroke his; but when I sneeze the reporters telegraph
back, and not even from him would Dick: a fresh earthquake in Cuby; when I give a
put up with much. One morning before whoop, the dishes rattle ou the Russian
breakfast his master ordered him, rather | King’s table till old Gotcliearmolikiehichi-
crossly, from the centre of the hearth-rug; koph swats that a keg of Nihilist gunpow-
and his own description of the look that ; der has just popped in the cellar, and the
Dick gave him in return, as he slowly re-! Empress lias to hunt her new teeth from
tired from the room, was that it haunted her coffee-cup. “Give me some beer!”
him for days after.. Some time after this : 1 his time he struck the counter with his
he again had occasion to scold the cat, and fist and jarred the machineto run backward
he disappeared for more than a week and like Hezekiah’s sun-dial and the record of
presented a most dejected and forlorn ap- four hundred thousand drinks disappeared
pearance on his return. A month later the ! from the dials—an instantaneous hiss of
same gentleman, on entering his breakfast- 1 |8f«w to the State of Texas.
room perceived Dick with liis paws ou the , m
table and his whiskers in the milk, for!
which he gave him a box on the ear. Chancellor Haven on sea-'sickno..
Dick, unlike cats when caught steal n* „ , , ~
slowly walked from the table to the open My , the01 7 ? S aca-ackness requires that
door, aud after giving liis master a lone- re- ' ou s j 10uld know the cause. Now, the
proachfui look, walked out of the house ■ pa ,l9c ls ! i:l! - ml are subjected on ship-
end towards the woods, and was never I , d t0 8 ohr,jmc succession of earth-
again teen or heard of. Another Nl . w; quakes. V\ hatever will neutralize earth-
England cat, known as Debby, formed a W1 cnTe d * ^ ou I 00 * 4 at ' dl? side
life-long attachment to a canary bird, and - our „ rooin ’ d ' s S ou 'g down, down,
- - ; down. Then it creaks and turns ahout and
at one tune actually fought and chased
away another cat that was meditating the !
bird for
TLen it wriggles. Now
angle, and now
frighten than to hurt him; but his skull “f T P el 1 ,8ra ? ; bird for a dinner. Incredulous personsi one „ c ' ,rDer tlps H1 angle, and m
•- f—i —a - - ■=-—=— - , mfi Li md th, u Sh be would glance lovingly into were allowed to place the bird-cage on the! unother corner t! P s m another angle. I
r -*nae pa!’occasionally, he was never known : floor; witb n0 other coul than Debbv 1 8tart 10 pick up -' our bal and - vou run
4to betray our trust or steal one sip of the | an( l watch the proceedings from a chink in ' agumst your rooiu mate > or P lun S« against
Icoveted beverage. Y\ e could send him to I liie ( i oor . she woukl Ke nerally sit down ; tbe wal1 ’ your head be S in * t0 8 ' vim , and
I tjremote part of the boose for any article, j by tbe cage as if on guard but never in ! - T0U eilllcr to shrink into helplessness
days, he died, to the inexpressible regre.
all who knew him.
Rights of an American. M
properry.
—Arkansas has received a larger Im
migration within the last three years
than it did in seven proceeding.
—The Union Pacific Railroad is go
ing to provide emigrant sleeping cars,
without increase of rates.
e —Hawkins has of late years been re
vived in England, and finds a few en
thusiastic votaries.
—C. Bazaine, nephew of the French
marshal, is keeping a liquor ship in
Minneapolis, Minesota.
—-The wool clip of 1879 amounted to
133,560,003 pounds, the largest ever
shorn in this country.
—The Chinese Government have de
cided on establishing a complete system
of telegraphing through China.
—The total number of fires in Paris
in 1879 (chimneys excepted) ras 1.0-19.
The loss was a little over $1,000,000.
—There were 6,147 marriages in
Philadelphia in 1879. Of 3,618 both
parties were natives of this country.
* 1 he would be sure to understand aui j a a y way molest’heThe'inles^ little comnan-' to resist an<1 lry f ‘ trai ? t >bm tbmgs out.
og it to us if he could find it, and he i on Another rat in the n«io-hWiwl,H i J“>u say “This shall not be,” or you cower
bouts, stoutl^buil^and^dresSc?iiTa '** nbT * liy found whatever he 8earched for * 1 used to annoy her mistress hv Lnstsnt.lv : doWD Uke a wrttcb * for tbe
fadeti black. His face was round
somewhat studious in expression, to
a heavy pair of glasses great!y added. In t with a dog-suule, as though he said: “Vou j of co’mpanv" piss,^"with IT DCcuhar imre ^f in 801,10 sucb words “ s tbese: '‘ R °ck
either hand was a carpet bag rf anoitnt !hif^ why did you disturb my pl«H*ot sstirfsrtion,’-wotoldyber^To 'U-fore^^the' uwa " : Tbis ie S ra “ d! -Tbi* is pushing
! fircjim V’ tiiMn turn tho IrnAli nf tho i>oll . . ... J
around Miss Silvers waist—“and what more j lii r ‘£kt* He’ll be down,
can he want ? But some people never are! And sure enough, so he was; and though
satisfied. It seems he is determined to prv j spoke not, he eat most voraciously of
into futurity, and it seems a pity to disap- j eve rything. ^
point so laudable an ambition; but duty— j “Lizzie, said he, suddenly, after au
duty to myself—compels me to interfere. {pause, “did yon ever se«* an infernal
I dislike scandal or excitement. A
• old fool and idiot?”
“Never, that I know of,” said Lizzie.
Why?”
er’s jury would cause both, therefore we
must balk his little game.
“But how?” asked Lizzie, curiously. “Because, just look at me, and youfil
“A prudent General,” said Guy, liaught- j see °. ne »” said Mr. Maddox, grimly, and he
ily, “never confides his plans to his army, j up-stairs.
particularly when that army is of the fern- \ „ ^ P ^ present time of writing, Mr.
inine gender—so excuse me; mum’s the
word; but rest assured, my dearest Eliza
beth, that unless your worthy uncle shuffles
off this mortal coil in a surreptitious man
lier before twelve o’clock to-morrow, he
will not do it afterward—of course 1 mean
illegally. Farewell till to-morrow. ”
Having concluded this address, Guy
strode off in a tragic manner, leaving Liz
zie greatly surprised, but still reassured,
Cyrus Maddox is still alive, enjoying re
markably good health, and he seems to be
ou friendly terms with Mr. Cheevers and
his wife Lizzie. He probably forgave that
gentleman on account of a discovery that
he made that the nitro-glycerine torpedo
contained nothing more dangerous than
salt, and the other “infernal inventions”
were infernal in about the same ratio; but
Guy stili maintains that when a person is
for in her opinion what Guy could not do ! wea O’ ot life they should ease their troubles
was not worth doing. j scientific suicide.
The next morning Mr. Maddox made his j - — - -
appearance very saturnine and gloomy; j “The Gal’s Ynurn."
and ate his breakfast with a mournful air j If • nnt • . , ,
that was terribly impressive. Having fin-1^ “^. ded sba!1
lshed, he then took leave of his niece in a j dh S’ ,> 8 f
feeling manner i ^ )ut l ^ , ™ 8a8 - For the past six months he
‘•ram about to leave vou,” he said, Ruwl™rat’', h0:mini8 ^“ dll . oc -
mournfully. “I am abr.ut to end this life I
of misirv. I hope you may be happy.
Henry the Second, of France, who ex
celled in every exercise of chivalry, was
peculiarly fond of tournaments, and gave a
splendid succession of them ou the mar
riage, by proxy, of Elizabeth, to Philip II.,
at Paris. The lists extended from the Pal
ace of the Tournelles to the Bastile, across
the streets of San Antoine. In the first two
days the kiug broke several lances with
lords of his court, in all of which he showed
extraordinary vigor and address. Ou the
third day of the tournament, June 30,-
1559, toward the close of the evening, and
the conclusion, Henry showed a great in-
c ination to try his prowess against the
Count de Montgomery captain of his Life
Guards, who had formerly wounded Francis
I. so dangerously on the head, at Romo-
rentin in Beri, and was distinguished for
liis superior address in these combats above
any nobleman in the kingdom. Catherine
de Medici, as if by a secret presage of the
event, entreated the king not tore-enter the
lists; but "he resisted her solicitations, say
ing he would break one lance more in her
honor. Montgomeri accepted the chal
lenge with great reluctance. Henry com
manded him to obey, and even fought with
his vizor raised; but the authors are not
quite agreed whether it was raised inten
tionally, or flew open by a blow from
Montgomeri’s lance, in an encounter which
was so violent that the coimt’s lance broke
against the king’s helmet; he then fought
with the stump which remained in his hand,
and with it had the misfortune to strike the
king so violent a blow under the eyes which
threw* him to the ground, and deprived him
instantly of both speech and understanding,
though he lived eleven days afterward.
This circumstance occasioned the suppres
sion of tournaments in France.
style, wnlie the high hat was of the kind i drearn?” then turn the knob of the hail
which went out of date in the Spring of j door and in a moment return to me with
1859. He came through the long hall of j both rubbers in the cavernous depths of his
the Central Depot with the air of a man; great red mouth. I would sav: “Bring
who considers no one his superior, but * •
when the man at the gate said, “ticket,
sir,” he looked rather wild. “What am I,
a liog?” he muttered, dropping both carpet
in the doorway. The doorkeeper
quietly pushed the carpet bags a3ide, and
tne crowd went in and out, while the old
me my thimble. It is upstairs on the win
dow. *’ He would turn his grand, glossy
head first on one side, then on the other,
aud look at me in a puzzling way, as though
trying to fix it upon liis memory, then turn
slowly away to uo his errand. Sometimes
on the way he would seem to forget and
lady and there leave it. Another of the fe- abc<id over the waves! W hy should
line tribe, with wonderful persistence, fol-! F ou rock ? 1 ^ strong as the wis-
lowed beneath his owner's carriage, after 10,11 men oan n, al ie > ou - 1 urn entirely
the manner of the Danish carriage-dog. I 0Ter lf >” u t0 : I “ be f? s ® ould no f
This cat would never be touched by am' 1 ,! u ' 1 f 1 ' 11 - And if the3 should, nliatthen.
one but his master, and by whom he was ! m ? bt “ T' da ; , oa 8e '‘ “ 00 laad .
taught a number of little trirks. i and 11 w ‘ ouid a Doidfc , death - % that
time your threatened sickness will begin to
disappear. Some seem to do this uncon
sciously; others will not do it until they
are fairly driven to it by an exhaustion that
Diet and Veal*.
man raised both hands and delared he had | come back to me, looking very much ! Perhaps in no respect are the peculiar!- • makes them incapable of noticing anything,
been twenty seven years in thi6 country j ashamed, dropping his wide, curly ears and j ties of different nationalities more marked Then, giviug up, their sickness disappears,
and had “the rights of an American. ’ The - peering at me from the top of his eyes, than i
..... , .* — top of bis ey
passage-way was blocked in a moment, and j Chen 1 would repeat my demand, and he
then Detectives Kavanagh and Brown ' would run friskily away again, and come
came, but he would go no way save to the back with the thimble hidden in his mouth,
tram. He had a ticket for Buffalo, but ; often he would tantalize me playfully and
would show it only to the conductor. The I refuse to give it to me, shaking his head in
officers raw at once that it was a peculiar a mischievous wav, aud keeping just out
case and at once seized his bags and him-' of my reach as I ran toward him.
self and rushed him into the depot, he at
ail times protesting about his long residence j * ***
in America and his rights. Then he was • state Election?*,
placed on the train, but with some diffi- j
culty, his loud tone and active gesticula* j In seventeen States the Governor is elect
ions affording amusement to the crowd at- j ed for four years, in two for three years,
traded to him. Once inside the car he : in seventeen for two years, in two for one
in their diet, and their repasts. The! If you cannot do this—why just succumb
Maldivian islanders eat alone. They retire to ’ to it. No medicine can cure you.
the most hidden parts of their houses, and m-m-m
draw down the cloths which serve as blinds | u iD t,. r n,hm B on chants., quaint...
to their windows, that they may cat uuob- j
served. An absurd reason may be alleged The winter fishing on Chautauqua Lake
for their miranthropical repast; they will ’ j, a business. Being an inland -
never eat with one who is inferior to them lake jt freezes OTer „ u j ck er than Lake Erie, discovered that vaceinnation rnav be
in birth, in riches or dignity; an I as it is a j and wben the latter bod ; g 0 chautau- dsofull y appl.ed to dogs. It apparent-
difficult matter to settle this equality, they; qua Lake bas ice enough to hold up an
are condemned to lead this unsociable life. | army of fishermen. There are about
On the contrary, the inhabitants of the t twenty “coops," as they are called, out on
Philiippines are remarkably sociable. ■ \ “coop” is a box alxmt three
Whenever one of them finds himself with-1 feet gquar'e, wit h a hole in the bottom. A
quietlysat down beside his airpeCbags; !year._ T’wenty-one^States elect^^Senatorsto jbe ro^STm^Hto wd howl| ; 8 ^d S
Chased by a Water Spoat.
“Oh, don’t go,” raid Lizzie, tearfully,
clinging to him, and looking up into his
face pleadingly.
“It’s useless," said Mr. Maddox, firmly.
“My mind is fixed, and nothing you may
ray can persuade me to relinquish my pur
pose. But you, my dear child, shall not
be unprovided for. 1 intend to make
fore instituting a revival it would be a good
idea to get married. He mentioned the
subject to a young lady aud asked her to
share his ministerial melancholy and hilar
ity, but the young lady raid she had prom
ised to marry Zeb. Monk, the professional
well cleaner of the neighborhood. “Oh,
well.” raid the minister, “I am pretty well
acquainted with Zeb. and I don’t believe
will in the few hours that are left me, aTid !
vou will not he forgotten (iooAhJ 1 8ud ‘he wedding day was fixed.
Grand preparations were made. The
you will not be forgotten. Good-by, my
^^adlS 15^ bad ,«‘-' bt a “ of
rushed from the room fLtically and 'ZL“ d -S*? “
securely locked himself in his own room, ^ , Ju81c f, 01
and heim to nreosre himself tnr hi. i„, ^e peace arrived. The parties took their
places. The justice proceeded with the
and began to prepare himself for his last
journey.
“Nine o'clock!” he said to himself look
ing at his watch. “Three hours yet. Enough
to do all I have to do. First to make my
will.” *
The last will and testament of Mr. Cyrus
ceremony, when Zeb. Monk walked in and
demanded:
“Let up thar, boss. Say, capn’n turn
that gal loose.”
“1 reckon I wont,’’ replied Bill.
“Well, then,” said Zeb. drawing a re-
hwa 0 fl„rsh^'F den, mF"* l0LS ,m ''' 88 i volver, “I’ll kinder resort to extremities,
it wa-, finished in an hour | “See here,” remarked Bill, “arc vou in
T.T n °« ^ iT 8 S d ” r -“ 8 ‘! do!t ’ ’earnest about this thing?”
md I have finished. How slow the time ! t*T r om”
Ok oholl 1 i t TGCK ° 11 1 am.
“and 1
passes to l>e sure! Now what shall 1 do j
until tv el ve o’clock, for I am determined
not to die until noon
A knock at the door.
“Do you mean hog’s ‘head and turnip
greens ? *’
“I reckon I do.”
“Go away!” raid Mr. Maddox, angrily. : d ° W ” 10 COr " bread 8nd
“You can’t come ini” j • *j,reckon it is ”
“I am very sorry to disagree with you,” . .. Well tbe you ^ taku , b It
raid a voice outside the door-but I can ! wag only 3weet ’ ^ li|k an(1 le witb ^ 1>m
von rion'J O^th dFI‘Tw-n y " ’ “ i iu fuQ - 1 had 8 new pair of trousers and
if you don t open the door I wilL didn't know what to do with ’em. Come
Mr. Maddox rose and unlocked the door L Uttle closer . le it ribs and back .
savagely, and Mr. Guy Cheeves stalked I 1 ■
Into the room, carrying a oblong box under j ..j reckon j t is ,,
lb0 ^ * b -f°. an d then
took a seat opposite Mr. Maddox, and star- [ Dn JL de( ] ^ ^
ed blandly at him. 1 ' .
“What do you want?*-’ asked Mr Mad-j To scratch your head wiA a fork means,
dox, fiercely. “Don’t you see I’m engag-' ‘I itch for aa acquaintance with you.’’
William H. Hallock, who not long ago
was a passauger on a steamship of the Pa
cific Mail Company, tells of an exciting ex
perience while the ship was off the coa9t of
Gautemala. A wa er spout of tremendous
power suddenly appeared near the ship.
In the midst of the consternation the cap
tain ordered his course reversed and soon
the steamer was driving along, with the
water spout in pursuit, its crest was hid
den iu a dark mass of cloud, its base seem
ing to operate like an immense revolving
cullender, while the entire external peri
phery formed a cushion of foam, over
which the sea bird screamed, occasionally
seizing upon the dead fish which came
within reach. The spout itself formed a
sort of spiral cylinder, streaked with
opaque parallel lines through its-whole
length, from the surface of the sea upward.
These lines were evidently ascending col
umns of water, for afterward, when the
upper and lower sections becarno detached,
the accumulated volume of water overhead
immediately began its descent within the
body of the spout, as though it had been
the valve of an immense syringe. The
water thus released must have been equal
muttering over and over, “My ticket, yes, four years, one for three years, fourteen 1 ever keen his appetite may be, he ventures ’ ZZ
1 keep my t.cket all right.” for two years, two for one year. Thirty not to satisfy it without a guest. The i Zf
.... States elect a House of Representatives ■ ■ - - - - - - wa ie
Woed and Iron in Fires. oni y once in two years, eight annually.
In twenty-five States there are biennial
sessions of the Legislature; in eighteen, an
nual sessions. California, Delaware, In
diana, Kentucky, Maryland, Missouri,
—A practicing lawyer of Mobile, Mr.
Joi.n A. Cuthberc, was au officer in
the war of 1812 and a Congressman in
1819.
—The Duke of Hamilton offers all
his dogs for sale, having given up
coursing.
—Mr. John I. Blair, of New Jersey,
is President or main stockholder in
fourteen railroads with a mileage of
1,750 miles.
Professor Peirce, of Yale, expresses
the_opinion that the comet recently dis
covered is the wonderful comet of 1S43
on its return.
—There are fiti.OOO iocomertVes in the
United Scates, and each contains 2,830
different pieces, requiring renewal
every ten or twelve years.
—The average life of a paper wheel
under trucks of locomotive engines
ranges from 300,000 to 1,641,8S0 miles
and under dining and palace cars from
794,000 to 878,336 miles.
—Kansas promises a wheat yield of
30,000,000- bushels, thi3 year. The
acreage is 20 per cent, larger than last
year, and the condition of the crop 50
per cent, better.
—Four great-grandchildren of John
C. Calhoun are now living—Andrew
Pickens Calhoun, of Texas, James Ed
ward Calhoun, of Arkansas, Edward-
Noble Calhoun, of Florida, and Isa
bella Lee, of New York.
—A French veterinary surgeon has
Captain Shaw of the Fire Brigade of
London, writes as follows in relation to the
respective utility of wood and iron for in
ternal supports of buildings. A few
ly prevents the development of those
diseases that iu many cases prove fatal
to pups.
—A new museum has been opened at
Paris, which contains alt tbe artistic
furniture oelongiug to the Kings of
France from the time of Louis Xlil. up
W Hie tvittnm „« nlaln m H*v if the 10 tbe P reseat day, and which was ac-
eW i l ?ne^-7 cumulated iu that unique building
1 mown as the “Garde-Meuble.”
can see
tables of the rich Chinese shine with a ph;mt is sunk to tile bottom imdcrthe coop,
beautiful varnish, and are covered with ; a nd fish passing over it are easily seen, i Some time ago Miss Hestor Parker,
silk carpets very elegantly worked. The! Through this hole in the ice a wooden fish [Bingor, Me., pressed a number of
master of the house absents himself while properly weighted is sunk to the proper vel T pretty autumn leaves and sent
hts guests regale at his table with undis-! deptb , and with a corf attached to it, the j “ ,em “ the Queen of Spain at Madrid.
Nevada. Orecou. Pennsylvania. Virginia t o rded revelry. They do not make use of! bogus fish is made to fly aroun d lively, and i M I arke r got an autograph
Ntvada, Oregon, Fennsjivama, Virguua plates, knives <* forks, but their food is thereby attract other fish to its locality, i ?«** tbo Q° e en, ackuowledgtng
all, elect j served up in dishes, out of which they eat Tho in iho »nn k«-ninn watch 1 cbe receipt ol the leaves.
months since a fire occurred in one of the ; and West Virginia, eleven in ail, elect j served up in dishes, out of which they eat! fh e man in'"the co^keeninz watch, seetoc
enormous warehouses for winch the docks j Governor and Senate for four years, a; in common; and for this furpose every; a fi!h^V(S>d^SrionletidroD to I -B°=don is carrying on the manu
of this metropolis arc remarkable, and : l ol,s * of Representatives for tw0 years, guest has two little ebony or lvorv sticks,: anea r winching from’ fifteen P to twenty faetore of isinglass quite extensively
raged wtth great fury from a little before j and have biennial sessions. Florida, ! which he handles very adroitly, fhe Ota- S. SL ^ toSttom. S ! g employment to many fisherman’.
six in the morning until about eleven in the Georgia, Louisiana and Mississippi, four, - - - pounas, iaswmng nun to tne Dottoin. noun., —■,— -' j- -- -■ -
forenoon, when it was extinguished, and a | differ from this class only in having annual
very large proportion of the building and j sessions. Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado,
its contents saved. The warehouse was ; Iowa and Texas, five, elect State Senators __
constructed of brick walls ; it had wooden j for four years, Governor and House for i brothers! two sisters, and 7 even"'husband
floors, supported on wooden beams, which < «o years, and have biennial sessions. : an d wife, parents and children, have each
in their turn were carried on wooden story- j South Carolina has the same system of 1 their respective basket. They place them-
posts, about twelve inches thick ; and, al- j elections, with annual sessions. These ' selves at the distance of two or three yards
though senous damage was done, not one ! States, twenty--onein number, andno others j f rom eac h other; they tum their backs
nnrtmn n f tho t.oow wooHwont ! oloet. state Monato™ tor torm« of f™,rwoorc an d take their meal in profound silence’
heitans, who are lovers of society, and very | h!r™ U oJ 1 ‘ 1 ar p Ul p an b !to to^h^w^ I wives, who collect the sounds or the
gentle in their manners, eat septate from I Sav brfore New Wa There were l8ke ‘ Keliued Uin K Ia8s 18 used in £ho
each other At the hour of reDast the .i , ! : manufacture of varnish and in the set-
cm.uuuict.zu me uour oi repast tne, caught three pickerel weighing respectively . r o.,,.
members of each famiiy divide; two twemv-seven. thirty, and forty-two pounds. “ ’ .
Kivx*i.ra M ^ — 1 1 ** jt j v —1 he first orgaDizatloii of colored
| Grangers was recently perfected at
A Lively Corpse*
portion of the heavy woodwork was de- elect State lienators for terms of four years,
stroyed. After the fire we was allowed to j both branches of the Legislature for two
remove one of the story-posts, with a sec-! years, and have biennial sessions. Maine,
tion of the beams and other parts surround- ’ Michigan, Nebraska, New Hampshire,
ing it above and below. This post had j Ohio, Tennessee and Vermont, seven, elect
been subjected to the full action of the fire j Governor and legislature for two years,
during the whole of its duration, as already ■ and hold biennial sessions. Connecticut,
mentioned, or, making full allowance for 1 Kansas, Minnesota and Wisconsin, four,
everything, including the delay of the fire elect a Governor and Senate biennially, a
attacking the particular spot on which it j House annually, and hold annual sessions,
stood and. the time at which the cooling j Massachusetts and Rhode Island have an-
process commenced certainly not less than i uufd elections, and New York and New
four and one-half hours. As we had used ! Jersey, each has a system of its own.
large quantities of water, and it was pro-!
bable that the wood might have been some- Not so Many out of work.
what saturated, I had it carefully dried for
several days before a strong fire, until not j The labor census in progress in Massa-
a trace of moisture remained in it. I then j chusetts furnishes instructive evidence in
set it on end in an open yard, exactly as it. this connection. Massachusetts Is a State
Among the greater part of American In
dians, the host is continuall}* on the watch
to solicit his visitors to eat, but touches
nothing himself. In New France the host
wearies himself with singing to divert the
company while they eat. The Tartars pull
a man by the ear, to press him to drink;
and they continue tormenting him, till he
opens his mouth; they then clap their
hands before him.
had stood in the warehouse, with the pe- m .which the manufacturing indutrylargely
destal underneath, the cap above, and the | predominates. In its mills ana factories
beam across the cap, placed more than a j the introduction of new and improved ma-
ton of shaviugB, light wood, and heavy } chinery lias been general and rapid. And
wood round it, and, after saturating the j within late years its manufactures have
whole heap with petroleum, appliod a light 1 been seriously crowded in many markets
torch. After this I kept men pumping pe-1 by the rapidly developing manufactures of
troleum and turpentine on it untii my stock ; the central West. Yet in Massachusetts
was exhausted. At the end of two-and-a j to-day the number of persons lacking reg-
haif hours I withdrew the poet, beam and ! ular employment is surprisingly small. Al-
other parts from the fire, and within a few j ready enough of the State has been can-
mi nutes from the time at which they were I vassed to warrant the chief of the State
— withdrawn they ceased to burn. T then j Bureau of the Statistics of Labor, Mr. Car-
to several tons, as it was solid and almost sawed off .horizontally a few feet at that'roll D. Wright, in fixing the maximum
black and returned to the sea with a loud part which had suffered mo6t from the I number of men without permanent employ-
roar, all the other parts of the serial struc- j flames, and afterwards split the same piece j ment in the whole State at twenty thous-
ture gradually dissipating. Perhaps the , longitudinally with steel wedges in order to ; and. Of this number at least a third have
mo;t singular of all was the serpentine j examine its condition. The post was of i occasional employment; and half the rest
iorm assumed by the section nearest the pitch pine, about the most inflammable j belong to the unsteady and thriftless class,
clouds, which moved off at first almost j wood I know, and vet, after exposure for j who never work if they can avoid it. Ac-
honzontally, and then turned upon itself in j seven hours to Are the fury of which could ! cordingly the number of men in Massachu-
a perfect coil, so that for a moment, when j not be exceeded except in blast furnaces, it \ setts who want work and cannot get it is
the end of the aqueous rope—or whatever ^ contained and still contains within it a i estimated at not more than ten thousand—
it wra—switched around squarely to the ; quantity of perfectly uninjured and appar-' a large number considered by themselves,
eye of! the observer, showing a section, it. ently fresh wood, probably capable at this j bnt small compared with the whole num-
resembled a ball of ink. "When the spout j moment of supporting the whole weight her of workers, or with the number so of-
was inits finest condition lightning several j the original post can have been designed to ten raid to be out of work. In proportion
times flew through the penumbra in zig-; earry. Immediately after the raw-cut, ami to her 'population, Massachusetts’ share of
zag courses, making a spectacle not only! again after the cleaving witlrsteel wedges. Kearney’s 4,000,000 tramps should be at
terrible in the manifestation of power, but I carefully examined the centre, and found least 175,000. For our part we put more
sublime and beautiful. it just perceptibly warm to the touch, but confidence in Mr. Wright.
A stock owner went out the other day over
the divide m Nevada, to see how his bulls
were standing the rigorous weather, and
found a large, fine steer, in his last long
sleep. The stock man had to roll him over
to see the brand, and he bas regretted his
curiosity ever since. He told me the brand
looked like a Roman candle making about
2,000 revolutions per minute and with 187
more prismatic colors than he thought were
in existence. Sometimes a steer is not
dead but iu a cold sleepy stupor which
precedes death, and when stirred up a little
and irritated because he cannot die without
! turning over and showing his brand, he
; musters his remaining strength and kicks
“1 was educated." he said, “at a military ^ t be inquisitive stock man so high that he
school. Every one said to me, “I hat child. ca n see and recognize the features of his
XapoleoD at school.
will never be good for anything but geom
etry. ’ I had chosen a little corner of the
school grounds where I could sit and dream
at my ease, for I have always liked reverie.
When my companions tried to usurp posses
sion of this corner, I defended it witb ail my
might. 1 "already knew by instinct that my
will was to override that of others, and that
what pleased me was to belong to me. 1
was not liked at school, it takestimetomake
one’s self liked; and even when I had noth- j
ing to do, 1 always felt vaguely that I had ;
no tqne to lose. I entered tbe service and!
soon grew tired of garrison work. I began !
to read novels, and they interested me!
deeply. I even tried to write some. I
often let myself dream, in order that 1
might afterward measure my dreams by
the compass of my reason. I threw my
self into an ideal world, and I endeavored
tg find out in what precise points it differed
from the actual world in which I lived,
have always liked analysis, and if I were
to be seriously in love, I should analyze my
love bit by bit. I conquered, rather than
studied history. I did not care to retain,
and did not retain, anything that could not
give me a new idea; I disdained ail thal
was useless, but took possession of certain
results which pleased me.”
—Senator-elect George, the Missis
sippi jurist, drove an ox team in his
youth.
departed friends. That was the way it
happened on this occasion. Tbe stock man
fell in the branches of a pine tree on Jack
Creek, not dead but very thoughtful. He
raid he was near enough to hear the rush
of wings and was just going to register and
engage a room in the New Jerusalem when
he returned to consciousness.
Knife and Fork Flirtation.
To drop your knife means, “1 am badly
bored.”
To cat with your knife means, I am not
posted."
To drop your fork means, “1 am desper
ately in love. ’’
To wipe your knife ou the table cloth
means, “AH right.”
To stir your coffee with a fork means,
“How sweet you are.”
To eat soup with a fork means, “You
are very beautiful.”
To whet your knife on your fork means,
‘You see I am sharp.”
To cut your mouth with a knife means,
“I am very impatient.”
To pick your teeth with a fork means,
“I am the pick of the lot.”
To wipe your nose on a napkin, means,
“I am making a fool of myself.”
To drum your pSto with your knife and
fork means, “I am almost crazy.”
Dallas, Texas when a large number ot
negroes met and formed what they call
••The Texas Farmers’ Associotion.”
None but colored families are admitted,
and the object of the organization is to
procure homesteads.
—A house built in 1639 still stands In
Dedham, Mass., and is the oldest in
New England, it ls beautifully situ
ated unuer heavily branching elms,
with a moss-covered roof. Much of the
original furniture, 24 11 years of age,
still remains, and has been in the pos
session of one family, named Fairbanks,
during all of that time.
—Half-breed Indian girls are used In
Montana as domestics, because, being
cast out by their tribes, they ar« will
ing to work without wages. A move
ment is on foot in Helena to see that
they herealter shall be given proper
schooling.
—The following are the figures of a
lew of our staple products for 1879:
Cotton, 5,216,61.3 bales; wheat, 448.-
755,000 bushels; corn, 1,544,193.000
ousbels; rye, 23.646.50d bushels; bar
ley, 40,184,200 bushels; oats, 364.253,-
000 bushels; potatoes, 118,389,0000
bushels; hay, 35,648,000 tons; tobacco,
■184,059,6,9 pounds,
—The late Daniel Fish, of Lansing-
burg, N. Y.. gave $10,COO to Boston
University, $5000 each to Syracuse
University, Troy Conference Academy,
and the Me'hodist Church at Saratoga,
and $2000 each to the Methodist Clurch
in Lansiugburg and the Baptist Church
m Ira, Vt. His estate was valued at
$210,COO.
—The length of the actual St. Goth
ard tunnel is nine miles and three hun
dred and seventy-five yards, while that
of the Mount Cenis is rather more than
a mile and a half less. The rate at
which the rock was bored between
Modane and Bardonecbe amazed me
chanicians a dozen years since. But
the daily progress made under the St.
Gothard has been more than double.
The contractor agreed that the work
should be finished within eight years,
the actual time has been seven months
teas than the stl ulated term.