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| a pandemonium would result. How
mo sound waves assembled In
SMALL REWARD FOR BIG
bowl. For, ns the Inventor argued, wci
funny It would bo to see the quota
tion men running back and forth be
fore the board as the prices came in,
but with no noise in tho pit.
\“I rather think, though,” said tho
millionaire, “that It would not be so
roarlngly funny, when we were put
out” . \
cannot prevent the creation of noises,:
but we can In a great measure stop
them from annoying us.
Not caring to attract attention* the
men had hooked the plates across their
Inner coats at the chest banging
them from the front edges of their,
overcoat sleeve holes, and allowing the
flaps of their coats to hang out and
hide them from the-side view. The
batteries which wqre to set the fans
In motion were In an Inner pocket of
each coat
Harvard rooters were 6uiy, alter-,
nately with Yale’s. The game stood
60 for Harvard at the flqrt halt Bands
I HAVE used Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup
Pepsin and find it a most effective
nd pleasant laxative—one that is worth recom-
lending to one’s friends. I know that my
ealth has been greatly improved since
Man Who Discovered Gold In Aus
tralia Remunerated by the Mag
nificent Gift of Flvo Dollars.
Absorber
The first discovery of gold In Aus
tralia was made as early aa 1839 by
a convict servant of a Scotch settler
named UcAllster. Thlamnn found a
That evening at the peVormance
of "Nancy's Fancies,” the party was
Florence
Gray
nugget of whnt he rightly conceived
to be gold while tending his master's
sheep near where the town of Ballarat
Min Alice Lombard, 22 Boyliton St,
. Springfield, Mass.
now stands, and took it tb McAlister,
who submitted It to the governor, Sir
George Glpps.
The latter had It assayed, and found
that It really was gold, but fearing n
mutiny of the convicts if tho truth
were 'allowed to become known, b4
kept his knowledge to himself. Mean!
while, he ordered the finder of the
specimen to. be given a sovereign ($5)
In recognition of his “enterprise."
This Is probably the smallest to
ward ever given to a white man for
what was the biggest find recorded In
history, for when, 12 years later, Ed-
wdrd Hargreaves rediscovered these
same goldfields, many millions sterling
were taken from them In the course of
h few months.
were playing and college songs had
been sung. Bed and blue flags and
banners were waved in the spirit of
the game of the season. .The women,
whose costumes displayed predom
inantly the colors of. their .respective
teams, lent n gaycty to the scene.
The Crimson had emitted In ope
roar "Rah rah rah I Rah rah rah 1 Bah
rah'rah! Har-vard I” and Yolo was get
ting ready.
Yonng men, swinging their arms to
rrol th„ Ifillii Sa SamaSIiaa IaaItajI ten.
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B HE Harvard-Tale football
game was on at the sta
dium, and a demonstration
of the Sonnd Absorber was
shortly to be on.
Hon, William Gasukes,
the millionaire, who seemed
to be renewing his youth, sat chatting
Waiting Expectantly,
close to the orchestra. During the
second act one of the conspirators
leaned toward the millionaire, when,
as previously arranged, they all turned
on the absorbera suspended over their
vests, and endeavored to whisper.
"They can't Imagine' what’s the mat
ter." Bnt the Joke was on him, for he
conld not hear his own voice, and Mr.
Gasukes conld only guess at what he
meant
A trio behind the footlights was
waiting expectantly for an Introduc
tion to their song. The conductor, who
at first was quietly Waving his baton
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excitedly with the Inventor and n
pasty of friends., It seems that tho
Eton. Gasukes bad recently been forced,
through a practical Joko on hlmSelf,
to becomo Interested In this sound ab-
s’qrSer and to realize that It had a va.
rlety of possibilities, for his friend.
Faxon, the Inventor, had lain in wait
for him one day by the side of a build
ing. He had seen the millionaire com
ing toward him, earnestly engaged In
conversation, and wishing to demon
strate his Invention, he had qalckly
sprang upon a barrel and, as quickly,
be had set the absorber in rapid vi
bration, so ns to disturb the atmo
sphere before the faces of the gentle
men. ■ Neither was able to hear the
other and after much consternation
Faxon, with a twinkle In his eye, con?
fronted them.
The millionaire then became anxious
to try it on n crowd, and had secured
seats for his friends In little groups
about the stadium, all if them being
located within the Yale cheering line.
"Little do people about us. know
what we have on our minds,” he was
paying. *
They were happily expectant and
laughed as the old gentlemaa added:
"Or should I say: ‘on onr coats?’” for
each one of trie 30 men In the party
was supplied with a sound absorber.
This Invention was simply a dram
1st plate, with carving edges, looking
something like a flattened bowl. Tho
get the Ells to yell together, looked In
surprise that there was no response.
Again they tried, but conld not hear
themselves.
Everyone was wondering what was
the matter. Plainly the leaders had
been heard’In the first place, bnt
there was no response. No one had
herbs with pepsin. Brings relief without griping or
other discomfort. A trial bottle can be obtained free of
charge by writing to Dr. W.-B. Caldwell, 458 Washing
ton Street, Monticello, Illinois.
Dread of Poverty.
A greet deal of apparent poverty
comes from dread of poverty. A man
saves every cent and goes mind and
soul hungry and, ten to one, be Is
starving pomebody else at the same
time, along with himself. He Is really
poor, for the time being, although he
has a large bank acaoant. Poverty
will ’come every time as the result of
the Improper attitude toward money.
Money is not a reality; It represents
things that we consider for our good.
But there Is no poverty like that of
the starved soul that shrinks and
dries up Into narrowness and compres
sion. In getting the feeling of
and Indicating for the first violin to
commence, then looked angrily at him
and nodded his head wildly to go op.
People were surprised. Although
those In the front seats could see the
bows passing over the Jlnstroments,
there was no Sound, The leader of
the orchestra then Indicated for the
drummer to drum. The veins on his
temples stood out and his hair seemed
to rise from his forehead, while his
spectacles slid along his nose'to the
furthest distance from their proper
Now there was constema-
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Amazement on Every Face.
sense enough to close his mouth, not
withstanding It had apparently become
useless, for there was only an occasion
al sound, os though half articulated,
where some voice, had not come with
in the range of the sound absorbers
distributed through the crowd.
“Say, I shall bust,” groaned the In-
“We will raise the devil. We
position. .
lion that, while he seemed to be giving
orders, no results were forthcoming,
and, not understanding, the audience
was getting restless, looking around.
Harvard’s night at the theaters—
when she wins—are:dreaded perhaps
as much by conductors as by the net.
on, who know that Interruptions may
be expected at.the most Inopportune
times, and, awakening to the fact that
this was some Joke, the conductor com
menced to scan the audience.
All this had taken but a few mo
ments, although the time seemed an
eternity to the men who occupied the
entire second row. Already one of
the chorns girls was “on,” and they be-
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must shut these things off,” for amaze
ment was evident on every face.
"Am I bereft of my senses?" one
man mattered.
Harvard, from her side, was shout
ing:, "What’s thd matter with tho
rick Fenton, In the Nantlltu.
superstition
Hard to Dawn.
It has recently been discovered that
the “thirteen” superstition still exists
In New York. At a dinner to which
he was Invited one of the guests dis
covered that 13 persons were present.
He was so disturbed over this fact
that he left the table. ‘
"In \mclrig the origin of this su
perstition,’’ said a traveler, "I found
that the Turks have almost eliminated
’thirteen’ from their vocabulary. Tho
Italians discontinued using tho nuim.
her In making up tbclr lotteries and
tho thirteenth card In n game they
ploy has on It the symbol of death."
Had Lain In Walt for Him.
plate was to catch vibrations, which
are carried In waves to their ears
through the atmosphere around them.
In the center of the apparatus were
small revolving plates, which,, being
fnnllkc, when set In motion would
break up, by an area of disturbed air,
The drive of tho antitick forces
will have sent n broad, wedge of free
territory through tho tick lines to
the v Atlantic Ocean, just as last year
a wedge was driven to the Gulf, i - ’
Of the 728,565 square miles v of in
fested area in 1006, 63 per cent will
have been pronounced clean.
Farmers will bo free to ahip their
cattle to the great markets for com
petition on their own i^crlts with
other cattle, and not under the quar
antine hnnmcan which requires sale
at "buyer's’ price for immediate slaugh
ter.
Farmers in tha freed areas will be
i able to bring to their farms better
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tids wero being made? Orders would
he given and, not being heard, would
forever fail to be carried out. What
C. T. KILGORE,
Tkt. AgL. Vienna, Gn.
C. B. RHODES,
G. P. A., Macon, Ga.
ANOTHER BAD YEAR FOR TICKS
Washington, D. C.—If tho Kaiser
believes that misery loves company,
ho should have a brotherly feeling
for the cattle fever tick. This year
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