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When Marriage is a Failure. When cither of the parties man ie frr money. When the lord of creation pajs more for cigars than his bettor half does for hosiery, boots and bonnets. When one of the parties engage in n business that is not approved by the other. When both parties persist in argu ing over a subject upon winch they have and never can think alike. AVhcn neither husband nor wife takes a vacation. When the vacations arc taken by one side of the bouse only. When a man attempts to tell his wife what style of bonnets she must wear. When a man’s Christmas presents to his wife consist of bootjacks, sliiits and gloves for himsslt. When children are obliged to cla mor for their rights. When the watchword is: ‘‘Ivuli for himself.” AVhcn dinner is not ready at din ner time. AVhen “he” snores his loudest while “she” kiudlcs the fire. AVhcn “lather” takes half of the pie and leaves the other half for the one that made it and her eight children. AVhen the children are given the neck and back of the chicken. AVhcn the money that should go for a book goes for what only one side of the house knows auytliing about. AVhen politeness, fine manners and kindly attentions arc reserved for company or visits abroad.—Spring- field Union. PASSENGER SCHEDULE - AND — FREIGHT SERVICE In Effect Fed, 20, 1830, VIA TnE Suwance River Route to Florida. Standard Time aamo as Macon city time. toe new prize stobv Is eagerly sought for, read with pleasure or dis appointment. is then tossed aside and forgot ten . Hut ladies who read of Dr. Fierce sfa- vorite Prescription, read it again, for they dis cover in it something to prize-a messenger of Joy to those suffering from functional derange ments or from any of the painful disorders or weaknesses peculiar to their sei. Periodical pains, internal inflammation and ulceration, cueorrhea and kindred ailments readily yield to its wonderful curative and healing powers. It is the only medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a positive cnnranfco from the manufacturers, that it will givosatis- faction in every ease, or money will be re funded. 'Fliis guarantee has been printed on tin* bottle-wrappers, and faithfully carried out for many *oars. $1.00 by druggists, or six bottles lor £5.00. Copyright, istn, by IVoat.D's Dis. Mid. Ass's. „ DOCTOR \GVCCS PIERCE’S \easawt pellets Purely Vtqeta- © \\ Vo \»CS) blc A Harmless. Smallest, Unenualed as a Uvcr Pill* cheapest, easiest, to take. Dose. Poes not gripe. CureR Sick Head- “«*o, C "Vm'Vre lion,’ indigestion, Bilious Attack*. anil all derangements of the stomach and bowels. I'ut up in glass vials, hermetically sealed. Always fresli and reliable. Gently laxnflve, or an active cathartic, according to size of dose. 25 cents, by druggists. MARVELOUS A Musical Alligator. A saurian about four feet long, cap ,Ul - ed in the sfreets of Eustis, Flu., by Dan AVarner, a baker, exhibits re markable genius. He will, after the iread has been taken from the pans n thebakeshop, take the utensils and [tile them in the corner as neatly as a boy could do it. The first trick lie learned was to stand on his tail and hind feet.' It is pathetic to see him as he assumes the position and crosses his forefeet over his breast, awaiting the loaf which is given him as a re ward for his skill. He is very fond of cider, and it was found necessary to remove the barrel, as he learned to turn the faucet and get a drink, but left the fluid running. The music of a baud pleases him hugely, and he will be in front of the hand room every practice night until the last note ceases.—New York 1’rcss. 1 *1’ro 1' a"''l-OlSL .''Tiv: *?l>7 A ’ Unadllla 0 07 pm ' rinehurst...O 20 pm ‘ Findlay 0 28 • Vltnha.. iUchAvoo(I...G 40 pm Cordelo ,7 22 pin Wouona 7 00 pm Arald 7 47 pm Dakota 8 01 pm Asliburn 8 17 pm sycamore...8 25 pm Inaha 8 30 pin Chula 8 52 pin Tlfton 9 10 pm Eltlormb* 0 40 pm Lm onto 10 00 pm Sparks 10 12 pm Adol 10 20 pin Oxmoor lo 40 t in II ah Ira 10 55 pm Mlneola 11 10 pm Ar Valdosta....1105 pm GOING NORTH_ 00 pm Gv Valdosta. ...5 15 am " Mlneola 5 30 am Hahira 5 54 am Oxmoor 0 00 am Adol 0 4 l J am Sparks 0 57 am Laconte 7 00 am Eldorado 7 20 am Tlfton 7 50 am Chula 8 17 am Inaha 8 33 am Sycamore....#44 am Ashburn 8 52 am Dakota 0 08 am Arabl V 22 am Wenona 0 30 am Cordele 0 47 am Rlchwood ..10 00 am Vienna 10 00 am Findlay 10 21 DR. M. M. T. HUCHINGSON, of Lake Olty, Fla,, 30 Years in the Practice ot Medicine, eiti- Otters Iiis professional services to zens of Tliomasville and surrounding coun try. Office, 2nd door over A. G. UroAvn’s store, anti A. C. Brown’s residence on Daw- ion street. d&wOm Sept 17. I)ft. A. 13. COUCH, Modern - Pathology, - Hew - Remedies, Plnehurst..l0 22 am Unadllla....lo 42 am Elko 11 02 am Grovaula ...11 10 am Tlvola 11 31 am Kathleen ...11 42 am Bonaire 1151 am Wellston....l2 05 pm Avondale ...12 18 pm Sofkeo 12 28 pm Ar Macon 12 45 pm Passenger trains at rlvo and depart from Union Passenger depot at Macon dally. Freight received and delivered at Central Railroad Warehouses. , „ , Local freight trains leave Macon dally at C :00 a. m., ami arrive dally at 8:30 p. m. F<»r further Information apply to your sta tion agent or to A.C. KNAPP, Traffic Manager, Macon, Ga. Flerii-Trunk Line, Florida Central —AND— Peninsula Railroad. Formn lj the F. It. & N, C’o. Standard Time Used—June 2,1889. TllF.ltN DIVISION | 5 00 p 100.* a I 7 00 p 11 4 5 a I 0 30 p 11 27 a J 8 30 p 12 42 p 1 0 25 p I27p.; 0 55 p 1 42 p . ! 1-0 1 10 ! 3 50 r 5 10 1 302 [. *ornandlnft Ari 3 05p 8 30 a Jacksonville Ar 150j» 0 10a Callahan Ar 153p G4t)a Baldwin Ar 12 42 p 5 00 a Lawtey Ar il 58 a 3 55 a Starke Ar il 28a 3 30a Waldo Ar'lO 52a 2 50a Hawthorno Ar!10 23a 2 00n Ocala Ar! 007 p 12 01 p Wildwood Ari 8 00a 0 20p Leesburg Ar 7 35 a 7 55p Tavares Lv| 7l0a 7 00p C'rlando Lvi 545 a, 4 00p TAMPA DIVH 30 7 00 p 5 10 a 1030 i • Lv Jacksonville Ar Lv Wildwood Ar Ar PanasoUkeo Ar Ar Sumtorvlllo Ar ArSt. Cathorluo Ar , \r Laeooeheo Ar I.-r Dado City Ar Ar Plant City Lv 0101 8 45 p 800 p 7 30 p C 40 p coop ; 5 45 p 4 00 p 14 | 24 7no 1.1145 a Lv Jacksonville Ar 150p 610 a C 00l»l 4l0pLv Waldo Aril035 p 3 40p .ijj 4 53 p Ar Gainesville Ar 9 40 a, 230p in in • ! 5 U p \r Archer I.v 8 25 a 1215 p 104 ' -,V2pAr Pvouson At ? 48*i : Ar Cedar Key Lvi 5 30 al l>- DIVISION | “ ' Lv Jacksonville Arf 320 p[ 2 45p CARBON ATEDJ WITH For Census Enumerator. \tlanUv Journal. Col. Bill Ilairis will get the almost jnanimous indorsement of both houses ior the position of enumerator of the next U. S. census. He is an applicant for that position, and Col. Bob Lewis, of Hancock, is carrying around a recommendation of him, which is being signed by nearly all the members of the legislature. Col. Harris lives in the second con gressional district, and was enumerat or of the census of 1870. Wife (observing policeman pass the louse)—That’s the first policeman I’ve iccn pass the house since we’ve been iving here. Husband—He is probably a new nan, and has’nt the saloons located yet. I’ll wager you will not see him up this way again.—Time. NATURAL. GAS Imported from Hie AIincral Springs on lit" Rhine, Get many, un"draught at L. SCHMIDT’S. Wickwire—I thought I understood ou to say that you had a very strong hslike for Thompkins* Yabsley—So I have. Wickwire—And yet you presented lim with a new silk hat. Yabsley—Don’t you worry about hat. He only gets ten dollars a week ;alary, and it will keep him broke ior six months to get a suit of clothes to match the hat. Mrs. Youngwilc (at breakfast)— fherc is no bread on the table, Nora Nora—Sure, there’s none in the muse, mum. Mrs. Youngwife (severely)—*1 hen, nake some toast. DRINK Glen Springs Mineral "Water Fur the Liver and Kidneys For sale at L. SCHMIDT’S. It is not generally the girl with the iiort beaux who gets married first, It i the little, grave, demure girl who sits it the corner with one young man and langs on to him.—Somerville Journal. I’llEfSK MEATS. German (just arrived in New York) -Say, my frent, vill you tell me vere lot Limburger cheese factory vas? Police officer—That ain’t no cheesy ictory what yer smells—that’s de treets.—Munsey’s Weekly. We will open, Monday, April 1st, at the |ila<T» lately occupied by Mr. P. If. Bone a fine stock of fresh 'meats. Beef, Mutton and Pork. Our meats are from our own farms, fat, uicy and sweet. We will be glad to receive our patronage and will serve you with the est meats at the lowest possible prices. F. P. Horn k Bn Lake City Ar; 108 p 1122a • LIvo Oak Ar 12 23 p 9 Son Mail Ison Aril 15 a 8 15 a Montleello Lv lo30 a 5 25 a • TaUaUu4«5CoLv' 9 50 a 3 20 a Quincy Lv! 857 a 1 o0a rlUver Juiic. Lvi 8 00 a,12 05 a 7 05 ft DIRECT TREATMENT, Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Tliomasville and surrounding coun try. Office over Stcyerman’s store, Broad street, Tliomasville, Ga, D-.Ud&wlv W. C. SNODGRASS. B. F. HAWKINS gNODLKASS & HAWKINS, Altorneys-at-Law. Office. Formerly occupied by Enterprise of- ip M Mcl NOTSH, PhyMCinu «& Surgeon, Thomasville, Georgia. 537“OFFICE over Stark’s, comer Broad and Fletcher Streets. JOEL B. COYLE. I>ENTIST THOMASVILLE, GEORGIA. OFFICE, llrond St., nvcrlFIckctt'f. g G. McLENIJON, Attorney-at-Law, - ■ Tliomasville, - - - Georgia. IjFrompt attention givcu to all business en trusted to him. . . Office—Over Watt’s store, cornerj Broad and Jackson streets. J If. COYLE, I). D. S., Resident Dentist, Thomasville, Offers his services ftsvllle and vicinity. Office hours—From 9 a. m. from2to5p. ra. Offlco—On Jackson stroet. Goorgla dtlssensof Thom* \v, I). MITCHEIX, It- G. MITCHELL H if ITCH ELL & MITCHELL, Attornoys-at-Law, Tliomasville, • * Georgia. W. BHUCE,. M. D. Office, up-stairs. Got nor of Broad and Fletcher streets, l ftU 6 15-’85-3yl P|| 8. DEKLE, M. D., Office in Ilaycs Building, J 2 7, 8. 9, 10,13, 11 Dally. 62, and 03 Dally. , „ ' •i j *»a 24. Dally, except Sunday • . 30 Dully except Sunday. 31 Dally except Monday, _ — CO | C VlLLK BllANCn I 5 I Cl a 45 p-l an a Er InnksyiivlUo Ar*Ma-««o 1003 i>-6IK> a. Ar Fornandlna Lv 7 15 a-* JO 5 and 0 dally, except Sunday, 00 and Cl Sundays only, 7 is a. m., Now Orleans Express. Shortest a quiekeut lino to all Middle and West Florida poluta, 1 ’cn-naoU, Mobile and New O rleaim 7 :15 a. m. an ! 7:30 1>. m. trains con- nect through to Tliomasville, Montgomery, Nash vino, St. Louis. CIucluim.lL Chicago;and nil points Xortli ami West. Arrlto at 4.45 p. ni il' l -45 r m P Mafl ami Express tor all-points South, Aalnosvlllo. Oeala, Leesburg, Tavorea. Apopka. Orlamlo, ranasoffkce (St. CaUarlne) Dade City, Plant City. Arrives at 1:50 p. m ? no 11 m. Local, connects through tor all points South, Ocala, Qaiucsvlllo, Leesburg, Y'nv- ros Orlalido, Turpin Springs, Souther land, st.’Pcter.Hurj, and Tampa. Arrives at C .'i'j m. Cumborland Route Kx press, con noct's at Ferimndina with steamer City of ltrunswlek dally, tor Brunswick, Macon, At- li Chattanooga, Louisville, Cincinnati St Louis and Chicago. Arrives 1:50 n. in. 4-30p m. Fcrnandlna Mall and Express, daily, connecting Tuesday aud Friday with Htr St Nldiolas tor Savannah nnd way land- inp. Thursday with Mallory Steamers tot Row York. Arrives 8:50a. in. Sunday train loaves Jaekaonvllio 8,45 a. ra, This new service glvoB perfect connections at Baldwin tor all points North and West, Vis Callahan to all points North, F.ast and West. Via Foruandlua, connecting with Htr. City of Brunswick, for Brunswick, Macon, Atlanta nnd nil points North nnd West. J. w REID. Agent at Tliomasvlllo, Ga. TO THE NORTH NORTHWEST L. & 'JNT. LOUISVILLE & NASHVILLE RAILROAD Bosldence-Corner Ctdlego avenue and Mag nolla street. „ . Telephone communication, No. 25 for nigm Direct Route! FROM ALL PRINCIPAL POINTS IN THEfSOUTII TO CHICAGO AND THE NORTHWEST. wo through express trains dally, with Pull man Palace Buffet Sleeping Cars by night, ^ and Chair Cars by day, between Cln- clnuattl and Chicago, Indianapo lis and Chicago, and also bo tween Louisville and Chicago, where close con- gcr* noctlons are mado for Bt. Paul, Fargo, Blsmark, Pol- land,^ Omaha, Kansas City, 8an Francisco and points intermediate— New Fast Mail, Leaving Louisville, Dallyexcept Sunday, at 7 -30 a. m. Olnclnnattl, Dally, except Sunday at 7 :45. Arriving at Chicago at 6:55. The most rapid service ever attomptod be tween the Great Commercial Cities on the Ohio River and Chicago. gtyl hrough Coupon Tickets, Baggage check ed to destination, and your safoty and com fort provided for, are among tho points that have mado the TO.ONON ROUTE Unlvorsally and deservedly popular. id Gen’l Mgr OHN B.CARSON. Vlco-pros’t ~— W. H. McDOEL, Gon’l TraflSc Manager, E. O. MCCORMICK, Gen,l Passenger Agent. r. W. GLADING. Passenger and Freight Agt., 158 Broad 8t.. Thomasville Ga. Whiddon House (Opposite Plney Woods Hotel.) THOMASVILLE, - GA E. B. Whiddon, Prop. This house, located In tho most desir able and control part of the city, Is new and completo In every particular. Fur nished in tho most elegant Inanncr and provided with all conveniences of mod ern hotels. Tho menu is perfect, and tho scrvico rendered by trained ond'.po- lito servants. Terms reasonable, and prices graded according to accommoda tions furnished. Carriages from the house meet all trains. deelO-ly B. D. FTOGE, THOMASVILLE, GA., DEALER IN HARDWARE Stoves, Iron, Tin and Hollow Ware, BIT FAR THE ROUTE! —TO— HEW YORK OR BOSTON —IS VIA— SAVANNAH —AND TITF)— OCEANSTEAMSHIPLINE —0>‘ THE— Central Railroad of Georgia, of all kinds, anil [agent for King’s Powder Co. p ti2-dCm GEORGE FEARN, REAL RSTATK AGIVT. OFFICE IN MITCHELL HOUSE BLOCK. Cilj and Contrj Propertt for Silt, SUMMER EXCURSION TICKETS Now on sale at reduced rates. Good to return until October 31st, 18^9. Magnificent Steamers and elegant ser vice. Free from the lient and dust incident to ail-rail routes. If you are sick the trij> will invigorate and build you up. Go enst by sen and you'll never regret it, Passengers, before purchasing tickets via other routes, would do well to inquire first of the merits of the Route via Savannah. Further information may be had by apply ing to the Agent nt your station, or to M. S. BELKNAP, W. F.SUERLMAN, ' General Manager. Traffic Manager □E, T, CHARLTON. CLYDE BOSTICK, Gen. Pa#s. Agent. Trav. Pass, Agt., Savannah Ga. IIOTJSKS RENTED And fain r» Id. T-iOA-NS* NEGOTIATED. Brins me a description oi your property I will soli tho Homy McLendon pltico, 3 miles out on tho Mag nolia road to a good man on oasy terms, at $2,5oo. This is the best small farm, all things considered, in the county. 7 acres in pears, other im- provementsmoderate. Open land for 2-horse farm, admirably ad apted to fruit and vegetables, dairying etc. Ill 1-2 acres, good water and neigh 3orhood;worth $5,ooo mt will sell at $2,5oo. Also the Pittman- homas place, con sisting of 77 1-2 acres 2 1-2 miles fromcourt louse on right side of Magnolia road. No waste land, level and clay soil ; about half open land, balance in jeautiful woods, good i;en acre pear orchard, just beginning to bear, small house,fine crops raised this year Will uhrow in a good mule and one-horse wagon, farming implements, etc., and plenty of bod and seed to raise next crop. Better worth $6ooo than most places about town for which that sum is charged, but can be jouglit at $3,ooo on easy terms. To a man who wants. , little farm conve nient to Thomasville, on which lie caneasi- y earn a good living, [ unreservedly and lonestly recommend either of these places. Men & Leiici Contractors & Builders —IS THE— SHORT L1NE ; —WITH — THROUGH SLEEPING SARS FROM ALBANY TO a ami vim.i:. M ANS* I OL| „' Anti but one change to ,oi'"v..i»- |Ntl ^ ATi CllIClGO. And other northern cities. Always ask for tickets via the Louisville A Nashville R. R. For any information, write to C. P. ATMORE, Gen. Pass. Agt. Louisville, Ky. Parties having friends in the North should ft,1 vise themjto take this route to JTlioraaj- villc during the coining season. THOMASVILLE, GA. Wo will be glad to make contracts for, or superintend, all classes of building*, public r private, In either brick or wood. Will fur- ish ' *- -•* Oi linVHIV, HI Vliliui wi iv - . nish plans and specifications If required, you want any building dono call on us, and wo will submit estimates whothor contract Is awarded us or not. Wo will guarautco Satis faction In all our work. We refer to tho many buildings erected by us In Thouiasville, and to all parties for whom we have worked Shop on Flotchor st., 2nd door from Broad. Thomasvlllo, Ga., April 3,1889. N. S. Eaves, CONTRACTOR and'BUILDER Thomasvlllo, Georgia, Thomasville Vjtrietj WORKS. Reynolds, Hargrave3& Davis, Prop’rs. Manufacturers and Dealers ROUGH & DR 1 UD LUMBER. LATHES, PICKETS, SHINGLES, MOULDINGS, BRACKETS, SCROLL WORK, MANTLES, BALUSTERS,. STAIR-HAILS I will bo glad to malto contracts tot tho construction ot nil classes of buildings, pub lic and private, In either brick or wood. I will guarantee In every Instance Vo give satisfaction. Designs aud plans drawn and careful estimates mode. MT Motto—Good, honest work at fair prices. If you want any building done call on me. I will submit estimates whether contract Is awarded mo or not. 1 refer to the many public buildings erected by me in Thomuvlllo and elsewhere, and all parties tor whom I have worked 1 Nowol Posts, FFICE, CHURCH & STORE, Furniture. s\fORE FRONTS, Wire Screen Doors and Windows, Sash, Doors and Blinds TO ORDER. STAIR BUILDING, AND INSTDEj HARDWOOD FINISH SPECIALTY. Four furnished rooms, upstairs, parlor and kitchen privileges down stairs, elegant neighborhood, Dawson street, for rent at 867.50 a month. This is a bargain. Bryant place, Jackson St., Fletch- erville, house with 5 rooms, for rent at $10.00 per month. 4 unfurnished rooms, up-stairs, new and elegant neighborhood, Dawson street, at $20.00 per month. No children wanted. 5 room house on Washington st., near Broad st., at §15,00 per month, by tho year, Large 7 room house on Madi son street, near center of town, at 820.00 per month. This is a desirable and cheap house. Upstais of house on Calhoun street. Furnished house in East End, 5 rooms besides dining room and kitchen, at §50 per month. E. 1. lallette {©-CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. I HEAL ESTATE BROKER, I Thomasville. Greor^ia