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THE VIENNA PROGRESS. SEPTEMBER 6,1900.
Reflections of a Bachelor.
Now York Wens.
Every old maid’s heart has a sign
“To Let.”
Flirtation is fascination with a
string to it.
Nearness separates people a lot
oftner than distance does.
So long as we want what wo get,
we Bhall never get what we want.
The more reasonable a woman is
the less reason she has for being
so.
The hardest work a man over hus
is to have no woman to work for
him.
Wlvjn a woman, tries to be equal
to man she makes hcrkolf unequal
to woman.
The great advantage in .under
standing, a woman is not having to
pretend you do.
When you aye trying to make a
woman love you r tke bost wuy to
tire her out is to quit.
It is very seldom that you see a
two-legged aamel that can run as
gracefully us a woman.
Success with a wpmun generally
means knowing what to say and
then knowing enough not to say it.
It’s a funny thing that though
you often sap a sad-looking woman
you never see a sad-looking cow.
When u man goes to church with
his wife more than once a month
it is snid thut he “fairly worships
her.”
Every groat orime was committed
at a moment when he who commit
ted it forgot thnt he was-onco a lit
tle child.
You always get tho worst of it
with a woman. Whichever side of
a bonfire you stand the smoke blows
in your eyes.
Womon ought not to bo allowed
to belong to clubs or disouss things
till they oan make their shirt waists
and tho tops of their skirts slay to
gether. .
Half of tho fancy things a wo
man haB she originally bought as
presents for some other woman,
only she liked t.hem so well herself
Bhe couldn't b enr to give them
away.
If n man will pat his wife’s hand
•once in a while when they are out
in company and mjike beliovo he
thought no one was watohing, she
will tako in washing to keep him
in good cigars as long as she lives.'
The Woman’s Christian Temper-
enco Union of Indiana has sent out
“presidential chain pledges” for the
defeat of McKinley. The women
are pledging themselves to make it a
daily subject of prayer that tho
United States may have a better man
tham William McKinley for presi
dent, one who will abstain from strong
drink and do what he can to over
throw tho liquor traffic. The refusal
of the president to blot out tho can
teen scourge in the army gave rise
to tho chain of prayer..
State School commissioner Glenn
preferred charges againet school
commissioner of Floyd, J. D. Gwalt-
noy, for alleged neclect of duty in
not forwarding his annual report.
Commissioner Glenn states that the
neglect of the Foyd county commis
sioner was but a repitition of his con-
duetjast year,when ho failed to make
a report, thereby making the roport
to the'legiBlature an incomplete one.
The charges brought forth the ru-
port.
Within reach of every
gor montli than Teddy Roosevelt.
He hus already proven himself a
Jonah on board tho imperialastic
craft, and tho storm has just befun
to rage.
CO NSW i
never stops because the. v.
is warm.
Then why stop taking
SCOTT'S ENML
simply because it’s .
Keep taking it. It will lte>:
lungs, and make them stroni.
another winter.
goc. and $x.oo; all dryffgistp*
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JEWELRY
STAPLE
One man says there is nothing in
the shirt waist for men. Just wait
till another summer and there will
be something in it.
A local coal company of Pensa
cola, Fla., has closed a contraot to
ship 100,000 tons of coal through,
that port to Fiume, Austria.
The oity authorities of Americus
are after the street vagabonds, and
the mayor says, “Hunt a job or oraok
rooks for the city,” is the order that
will be enforced. Amen.
Gen, -John Gordon and Gov.
Allen D. Candler have endorsed the
Georgia Cotton Growers’ Protective
Association, and that every farmer
should help the movement.
Mr. Harvie Jordan, president of
the Southern Cotton Growers’ Asso
ciation, places the cotton yield for
this year at 9,500,000, and basis his
••smnates oh tho ropnm| roi-oiynd
from every cotton-growiug state in
the south.
Speaking of Sam Jones recently,
an old darky said: “So long as Brer,
Jones sticks to tho Scripture he ain’t
no better preacher than the rest of
us; but when he loaves the Scrip
ture, he is the doggonedest preacher
that ever pounded a pulpit.”
The republican party is in need
some friendly whalo with a big-
NO WOMAN. . .
is nuturully
homely, but every one naturally has
pretty features, which are rendered
homely by such blemishes as Freck
les, Pimples, Malarial or Liver
Spots, Tan, etc.
It is possible now for every wom
an" to havo 'a beautiful complexion,
as we offer you, in
anti-frecicle;
a preparation that will remove any
of ubove named blemishes, without
injury to the skin, leaving it soft,
smoothe and white. If you will
use ine bottle you will never.-.again
bo without if.' '
Give it a trial and" you will be
convinced. Nona genuine .without
signature' offlB. F. Forbes. Price
50o. For Bale by
Dr. C. T. Stovall,
Vienna, Ga,
Look at tho noxG ten people yon meet
and sob how inuoh Is worn of the 'so-
called Jewelry. From a S500 wntclr chain
to a live cent stlolc pin. Jowolry lms
come to be A staple arttolo of dress.
You will buy mOro or less of It; seo
that you get what you pay for whon yon
buy. You can ho suro of this If you will
buy of
DR. C. T. STOVALL, VIENNA,
who has a full assortment of tho W. F,
MAIN A Co. goods.' Evory article or
those goodB fs fully warranted to bo ex-
notly ns represented. A printed guar
antee to this ciroct Is given with encli
article of tlieBo goods purchased at his
Btoro.
W. F- MAIN & 00.
Druggist
The Vienna public schools will open on
Monday, September 3, with a full corps of
teachers; to consist of two sessions.
Fall Term ■*
Four months, from September
3,to December 21.
Spring Term
Tuition
Six months, from December
3 1, to June—
Board
Resident pupils, white 50 cents,
colored 25 cents per month.
Non-resident hot having $500.
worth of property in town, white
$1., colored 50 cents, in advance.
Grades
In good families at
per month.
to $10
BUSBE.E & SMITH.
Cotton
Warehouse
VIENNA, GA.
We guarantee correot weight and
prompt handling of cotton.
We get the top of the market for cot
ton when it is left for us to sell.
Bring us youe cotton and we_ will
look to your interest.
Eastern Faotory Cor. Friendship A Ed
dy Bts., Providence, R. I.
WcBtorn Faotory (Largest Jewelry Fao
tory In tho world). East Iowa Clty.Iowo.
62,000 feet of floor Bpaoe. 8-5-4t
If you wunt a loan of any amount
from $160.00 to $5,000.00 The Ga.
Loan & Trust Co., of Macon, can
make it for you. Right at this
time they could'make the interest
at 6% The Ga. Loan <fe Trust Co.
by D. L. Henderson, Att’y.
Summer Soocis at Cost
After taking stock I find that my
supply of Summer Goods on hand is
more than I can carry over to another
season, not having a large storage
room to pack them in. They are now
on the bargain counter to go at cost
and below. They consist of
DRESSGOODS,
slippers for men and women, shoes,
hats, notions, all of which are going
at cost and below, because I must
sell them in season. * Then I mpst
make room for a large fall and win=
ter stock. Gome and see the goods
whether you want to buy or not,'
R. BONISKE,
The Fail Store.
Vienna, Ga. ■
Books
One to- nine. Three depart
ments: Primary, Intermediate
and High School,
Faculty
Those used heretofore, pre
scribed by the county board of
education.
J. M. Kelley, Supt. and Principal., -
Mrs. F. E. Hamilton, Intermediate.
Mrs,. D. A. R. Crum, Primary,
Miss Mary Woodward, “
Miss Anna Hamiltqn, Music. ' -
Miss Irma Swearingen, Elocution.
Colored: H, L. Nance, Principal.
Mrs. H. L. Nance, Assistant.
Yqur correspondence and patronage solicited,
R. KELLAfl, Secretary.
Houston JfcffA Sc/ioolj
Arabi, Georgia.
Fall Term opens Sept. 3, closes Dec. 21.
Spring Term opens Dec. 31.
Lawson E. Brown, Principal.
Miss Pearl Rogers, Intermediate.
Miss Corra Weston, Primary and Elocution.
Miss Marietta Brown, Music.
BOARD—On co-operative plan—averaged last
term $4.45. Guaranteed not to be more than $5 per
month.
I^TUITION^-Pupils from. Dooly county, $1.25
per month. Non-resident, $1.75. No extras or inci
dentals. Healthy location, artesian water, Religious
advantages unsurpassed. Best and cheapest for
boys and girls. Write for catalogue.
Address either:
La\vson E. Brown, Principal,
J. J, Hyman, Pres. Gen. Board.
D. Pate, Chairman Local Board.
Arabi, Georgia.