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PERT PARAGRAPHS. Often tbe beggar who asks for n
quarter would be men than Ratislled
’A deaf and dumb man talks with hts With a dime,
hands, but a woman similarly afflicted —
can carry on quito a line of conversa- Time spent In looking out of the wln-
tlon with her eyes. dow Isn’t wasted If you happen to see
— a fat man slip on a banana peel.
When It comes to paying taxes It —
takes a hero to be u true patriot As a mntter of fact, very few young
— men are actually kicked by the girl's
Those girls who delight In bossing father.
a man believe in long engagements. — .
THEV ARE MONE f-MAKERS,
Try a putting of our Peerless
Brown Leghorn eggs. They are brorl
with espeoial caro to greatest egg
production. Would advise order
ing at once as early hatched ehioks
arc tho most vigorous. Choice eggs,
per sitting of 15, $1.25 f. 0. b. Pas
cal. A 1 dress
MIbS FLORA MORRIS,
Peerless Dairy Farm, Paschal
Hog Orion Remedy for sale by
.Tas Williams, Route 4, Vienna Ga.
Send $1 for formula and family
right. It is guaranteed. Beer,
used in this county since Juno with
perfect satisfaction. Can give
oforenco.
Not the Buttons.
The buttons on the soldier's breast
That charm tho weaker sex
In brilliant line no brighter shine
Than on the mnn who cheeks
I-Ici baggage or the ones that gleam
Upon the porter coy.
It's not the brass that wins the lass',
It is the soldier boy:
We say that buttons win her eye
And captivate her heart,
But we must own that brass ulons
Cnn't always play the part.
The ticket taker on tho cars,
Tho gas collector, too,
Have brass to burn, but they can't turn
Her head like boys In blue.
It's not the buttons; It's the man.
It’s not the uniform
That wins her glance and gives a ohanos
Her heart to take by storm.
File on the buttons three rows deep
On some great, awkward jay,
And she will take one glanco and malco
A rapid get away.
Perhaps If be were asked to pass a
Sml service examination the Innocent
bystander would not be as Innocent as
be looks.
ARDNER HOUSE
H. N. GARDNER, Propritor
RATE $1 DAY,
First olass table. Rooms nicely
furnished, Porter at all trains,
four patronnged solicited.
Montezuma, Ga.
CITY BARBER SHOP.
Wnen in tho city plcaso call at
the oity Barber shop, get a hair out,
shave, shampoo and face massagr,
clean towels, sharp razors and polite
attention a specialty.
Did you ever see a self made man
on whom you would not like to put a
few finishing touches?
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
WANTED— FAITHFUL PERSON
to oall on rotnil trade and agents for manu-
factoring lumen having well-established
business; local territory; iraight aalnry
i,20 paid weekly and expanse' money ad.
vanced; previous experience unnecessary,
position permanent; business rucoessfUl
Enclose Boll-addressed envelope. Superin
tendent Travelers, 606 Motion Building,
Chicago,
on the back fences. ! Why Is it promoters never come
_ ! around and ask you to take stock lu n
Knowing how to make money and 00,11 mine?
making money are two quite different
propositions.
A few judicious killings lu the early
part of the season appear to greatly
improve the llavor of tho ponch crop.
A good name In Russia Is one that
contains all of tbe letters of the alpha
bet
When a man has a good bond for
poetry he has good feet for Ills poems.
When civilization has finally tri
umphed, the swords will be beaten into
plowshares nud the dogs of war ground
Into snusage.
Did you ever notice that tho mnn
who has an Icehouse also has a nice
house?
Though marriages are made In heav
en It does not take tho contracting par
ties very long to get away.
You think that war Is what Sherman
said when It makes your living coat
more without Increasing your salary.
Nothing pays ns well on the original
Investment as a good jolly.
With all of our Ingenuity wo can
never hope to compete with Canada lu
the manufacture of blizzards. j In the matter o( their own career few
are willing to judge the futurq by the
past
• After a few years in a boarding house
a mnn Is resigned to matrimony.
Sometimes the strongest man cnnnix
raise n dollar.
It Is well to hold the same political
viows as the man from whom yon
wish to borrow money. ,
No one but a beauty doctor can safe
ly tell a girl that she might be better
looking.
It Is hard to convince a woman that
gray hair Is becoming to her.
Would It bo right to call a distiller a
corn doctor?
One peculiarity that all new religions
have In common is the assessment fea
ture.
A woman thinks that any man who
tells her that sho Is beautiful has the
making of a groat man,
j Uncle Sam thinks that ho is enough
of n surgeon to perform nn operation
i on the isthmus.
The charge of the Light brigade was
nothing to the strenuous charge of
some tailors you may know.
When a real bright nurse has the !
caro of a wealthy man hts relatives
may as well bo resigned.
A wise ihtiri will not teach a girl to
Secondhand advice Is a drug on tho | skate unless he Is engaged to her or
market. There is such a large supply ' expects to be.
of new advice going to waste. _
— Clocks are great on the strike, but
While you may not be able to tell how . fortunately they never strike for an
old an egg is, you can perhaps tell how | eight hour day.
y cling itlsn’I j _
— i Some men are better than others be-
Often a man of little consequence as- I c&UHQ they are not found out
sumes an undue Importance if he is the j
father of a pretty girl.
It does not require very skillful gen
eralship to lead a pretty girl Into a pho
tograph gallery.
The fltANKL.iN Typewriter
A Standard Machine, $75.
Write to E. F. BUMPUS, Washington, D. C.
The man who has been disappointed
In love does not fiy In a rage when he
reads that a frost has killed tho orange
blossoms.
One thing pfdVdbing about the new
and costly metal radium Is that it will
not do to fill teeth.
4 .itmV't i*ut nit ikit ii til Hi ctitiit* ktifiny
I lijm in lit ittijg titikt
ii pltte In ittti it A
The Dress Qoo^
the choicest pro-
ductoin. Gentlemen will
find my clothing to be of
the best that can be made
Stoves and Ranges
A solid car load of ranges,
cooking. and heating
stoves of the most cele
brated makes to be found
on the market, and every
one guaranteed to do good
service.
Sewing Machines
Why pay the profit to a
wagon salesman when
you can get a better one
for half the money here?
Hardware Stock
is the most complete in
this sec ti c i Cf
and is selling jjfc nrices
that defy competition
Furniture.
fly furniture is ii reach
all, as the prices will con
vince you at a glance.
Shoes! Shoes!
My Shoe line is complete
and excels in quality and
in quantity.
Underwear and
Hosiery that will meet
your approval in prices as
well as quality.
Need a Trunk?]
Call on us for the best se
lection. Suitable for all,
Crockery, Glass.
ware and house turmX
ing for ail, and at ,2. h '
to suit the times ***
Hats and Caps
For every one at unusu
ally low prices.
Agricultural
implements, wagons and
buggies at lowest prices.
Sash, Doors,
Blinds, Nails and building
material generally.
and polite Treatment and Honest Dealings,
For Courteous
Montazuma, Ga