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FABLE OF THE MAN WHO FOUND
OUT.
in n fevtn'n \M1'-
s So ' i -
FOE SALE I
V I of my notiseholcl and kitohen
rasL'lf lliat bo
r '.Tor without
i _ abound to
’ " • Back. He
>v t •; „ hu. '1 regtd#r-
!.r " 1 ree .es a Day
£» d Six t4")gs on Sun-
dayi'|5at‘|p Vai &o\
Lue Other ilen.
As this Superior Be
ing walked down the
Street he Fondly Imag
ined that he was en
vied of all Men, and,
for the Women, that ho had their
Hearts Crushed ns Neatly as though
they had been run over by a Steam
Roller.
At Public Meetings after the Com
mon People had expressed themeelves
he would Arise In Conscientious
Strength and Sling the Dictionary at
the Heads of his Trembling Audience.
He Walked at the Head of All Pa
rades, with Ills Chest- protruding eight
een Inches by Actual Measurement and
With Ills feet Touching only the High
Places. From the Foremost Button of
his Vest to the Hear of his Coat Tails
was so For that It took him Several
Minutes to pass a Civeu Point.
In the matter of Local Improvements,
when there was any Heavy Lifting to
do he Stood Around and Freely gave
the Best of Advice.
He Monopolized the time of the Dis
tinguished Guest, only Allowing his
Fellow Citizen to Spook to the Visitor
gs a mark of Special Favor.
In Fact, his Self Complacence was so
Large that there was Some Talk of
Enlarging the Village In Order to Hold
it
One Evening lie Discovered n Crowd
Of boys Watching n Fight. Ho Strode
into the Ring, separated the Young
sters and after delivering n Moral' Lec
ture to the Boys Proceeded on His
Way.
The Boys, being Angered at the In
terference, Pursued him, Calling him
&
:al .Ian who fmture uu.l anew drop bear Singer
sewing machine. II D SMITH
TAX HECEIVIiE’S ROUNDS.
J will-tie at the following jilgoes
on the dates named lor the purpose
of allowing you to give in your taxes: ]
District Ap Apr May j
Coffins,
Cask!
WORLDS FAIR KATES
fc !
TheO S.
round vq'V t i '
j Kit Soil
Vienna:
Good < . mx!
■S$
First,
1
18
4
Seoond
2
19
6
Unadilla
4
20
6
Pinehurst
5
21
7
Findlay
Third
6
22
9
7
23
10
Sixth
8
26
11
Seventh
0
26
12
Ninth
11
27
13
Tenth
.12-
28
14
1. i
1 .
20
16
13 th
14
30
17
11th
15
May
tin-
a .
Oor'dele
b, ,i o'
" , ,mo , ’icb,
M.i
13 a
Snow, Vi v 3.8”p .1
Grove, Af a 24
Midway, Mas k~
Dakota, Mas jO a in
Sibley Mil. 3b |> n
Weuona, May 37 a m
Our dele, Mav 2d
Vieir a, Mav 30, 80
Hooks will close Mai 31
Please look at j our deeds before
coming to give in vour tax, so tha-
yoi, can give number and which pan
f the lo yon own as required i,
w. Verv respeulfullv.
II. 0. BROWN. T. R. I). C. Gr
f ^ ? Bmbafmmg, and all things
necessary foY putting away the
dfead- Coffins at an y price
from $3 up. Money saved
oh every order. Leave
orders at Progress
' office f >r .goods
t go. on
next train
IJ ' ‘-LAY, - Macon, Ga.
Undertaker and Licensed Bmbalmer
an Old Fraud, A Gigantic Bluff and a
Bag of Wind, until be retired to his
Home Greatly Humiliated.
Moral.—Fools and Children Tell the
Truth, Especially Children.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
In love affairs the engagement pre
cedes the actual war.
The, baldheaded man thinks there is
nothing quite so nice as hair.
Women are not the only ones who
value goods largely by the price tag.
If the young man could see himself
when just drunk enough to sing, some
small boy would get a job kicking him.
It is very seldom that a wild oat crop
turns out to be a failure.
There Is a look of patient resigna
tion on the face of the woman who has
to live with a self made man.
News that is too good to be trne gen
erally isn’t
Do the larks tell their children that
they should try to arise with the milk
man?
Some people worry lest they are wor
rying too much over nothing.
Hospitality at
Small Expense
Khtertainmnn:—that h, pleasure toy*
euesj.8 doos not dupend on ilia money y
spend, but on your own know led?.'. hov,
receive and extend .Vupitnllty. >mist.'
erbune Herriok lolls you »t! iboii
obi paid, 50 Lents.
PhiCE
CENTURY MF’C CO.
It will pay you
to send for our Oata*
_ locruo No. Q, quoting
mmmmm nj priooa on BuETSleB,
Harness, eto. We sell direot from
our Faotory to Oonsumors at
Factory Prioes. This guaranteed
Buggy only 433.60; Clash or Easy
[Monthly Payments. We trust
Ihoneet people looated in all parte
of the world,
RWWrite for Free Oataloguo.
MEHTIQN THIS PAPEK.
OEF'T 848
For a Garden*
In the spring the blithe householder
Gets a shovel and a hoe,
Planning, e’er he is much older,
Tons of garden truck to grow,
And tho speckled hen stands by,
With a look exceeding sly.
With his manly form bent double
In tho early morning gray,
Minding not the toll and trouble,
Patiently he digs away.
In his mind the garden truck
Later fairly runs amuck. ’
Cunning little beds aro platted
"With a faith abnoat* sublime:
Mounds are rounds! out and patted
Where the nimble vin** nny climb:
Coeda from some treat conrreasman
Help him to complete the plan.
But the fates conspire together,
And his rosy hopes take wing; ’
What with hens and v/pf.ds o id
Ke can hardly grow a thing,
A C hi= lAitixc, no -f
He must purchase at the store.
$50,000.00
Cash Givon Away to Users of
LION COFFEE
We are going to be more liberal than ever in 1904 to users of Ition Coffee. Not only, will the
Lion-Heads, cut from the packages, be good, as heretofore, for the valuable premiums we
have always given our customers, but
In Addition to the Regular Free Premiums
the same Lion-Heads will entitle you to estimates in our $50,000.06 Grand Prize Contests, which will
make some of our patrons rich men and women. You can send in as many estimates as desired. There will be
TWO GREAT CONTESTS «
The first contest will be on the July 4th attendance at the Sf. Louis World's Fair: the second relates to Total
Vote For President to be cast Nov. 8, IOC" “
$40,000.00 on the two, and, to make :
Grand First Prize of
Uly 4 _ __ ^
Vote For President to be cast Nov. 8, 1304. $00,000.00 will be distributed in each of these contests, making
it still more interesting, in addition to this amount, we will give a
, 11 j
Five Lion-Heads
but from Lion
Coffee Packages and a
a cent stamp entitle you
(in addition to the reg
ular free premiums)
to one vote in
either contest:
WORLD’S FAIR CONTEST
•* Wb»twiHbe tho total July 4th Attendance fit the St. Louis
World’s Fair? At Chicago, Jv.Jy 4,1393, the attendance was 2?3.27*j.
iKr»ftnt cone- os.imatt . received in Y> oolson iiplco Com-
; pany’c office, Toledo, Ohio, on or before June 30th If-04, v« will
give iirrt irizn ftr the nearest correct octlmato, secor.d prtee .o Uie
n-»xt nei»j ust, etc., etc., us follower
1 Fite* K-ia* 13,500.00
1 Second yrize 1,000.00
2 Prizes--1600.00 etch 1,0?)0.00
5 Prizes— 200.00 “ 1,000.00
lO prizes— 100.00 " j 3 .000.00
20 i’Tl: a— jjCi 00 " : 1,000.00
t0 the «»«who i» nearest correct on both
(UVUiUy contests, and thus your estimates have two
i opportunitiesof winning a big cash prize.
■M Printed blanks to
vote on found in
every Lion Coffee Pack
age. The 2 cent stamp
covers the expense of
our acknowledgment to
you that your es
timate is recorded.
PRESIDENTIAL VdTE CONTEST ,
be tba total Populri Vote cuaitoc PieskJcntJvotg
WljatTdllbL
for all CBttoidfi 1 ** combined).ut.the et'.r.ctfon November f, W04?
lGOOeJuction, J3.05'J,6Yj.pp;>yJ& ftatea for President. J*or lujarost cor
rect o. , stina<.'* ; > received hi Woolsoii fipico Co.’t, ofi.ee, Toledo, O.,
' 'A <u bofvro No7. ^ 19CM, w'.j rrjll give llr:,t ^rfte for t)ie nonresl cer-
r ect estimate, fieco-jd ptira to-Uienext sparest,etc., tic., *c fellows:
Softened the Pangs. I
“1 thought she was in mourning for
ber husband.”
“Only in half mourning. She hsui col- | ,
iectod his lifo insurance now.”
50 7i-|*
2139 FBIIESy
lO.
8*58
TOTAi. J20.000.0C
_ First Prtzo
1 8e«nu4 Prize
2 rtlSteS—sr 00.00 oMi
6 Pri.’.aa— &00.00 "
lo in-iseo— 100.00 "
20 Prlz w
cO 7. ]
00.00
50 O-;
10.03
0.00
2130 PRIZES,
...j2.eoo.oo
-.. 1,000.00
1,000.00
1,000.00
1,000.00
1,000.00
1,000.00
a, r oo.oo
CV.'VO.OO
TOTAL, T,20,000.00
4279—PR
No"
What Will He Say?
The man who has lear ned t-i ery
la accents empbaHa ind r
Vsy net unreise the art though.
if i' • m*-t3 the rlshl Ctrl h l.rap pi
j Cl
Is
I'M -%2i
§
Distributed f9po PilbSUi.--3,;r-t:#|sg S4S,053,gd—In addition fowhtab sJsa53'glv|^6,fiO0
*" S2£K2lSE 3t w«.! r ' f ' «ftgs^Taking»grtsdio<a? $£0,689.00.
OOi®.STP? m -7LAF3 IK EVERY FAOKAQS Qt
Will Carry Ptrtiiit.
I’Pp.-.-ip ; • pi;,;:.; ittr.iaop
Wouldn't V.::c.— s'.-mtu.”
"They don't us-v.o to. .TitPj- c^u.itf-
■£
WP m ’•^L
WOCtKJH SjjfrE m,* i hW .
QFFE
qsam.
railway ml! sell
o St. Louis Erpo-
in~ rmea from
• ticket 135.45.
t n liiO.Oo Fif-
cen a ,^34 25. Ten days,*17.35.
The last named is coach rateR and not
for sleepers or parlor oars, sold only
on '"r ■ iu dayc of eaoh month. A
through spcoial coach will be fur-
lishud for a partv of 35 adult fare*.
One faro and 26 cents to the
following occasions:
Peabody Normal School, at
Nnshvil'e, Tonn. July 8 to Aug.8
Summer school at Tuscaloosa,
\ la.' Juno 14 to July 29
Siiminor school at Athens Julv 6
! l 'Ilg 0.
Summer school at Knoxville Term.
Line 38 lo Aug. 5.
luterstato Sugar Cane Convention,
.i icksonvillo, Fla. May 4 to 0.
Georgia Educational Association
U Warm Springs, June 22-24
Annial B. Y. P. H. at Washmg-
ton, Ga June 21-28.
Womans Cmgroas at Monteagla
I’onn. Aug. 1-7.
Mom eagle »>blo School, Mon-
tegale, 'L’enu. July 4 to Aug. 4.
Mqntegalo Sun lay School
Institute Montogala, Tonn. Aug.
15-30.
Annual Me.atmug T. P. A. at
Augu.sla Apr. 14--IG.
Soifthorn Baptist Convention at
Nashville, Tom. Miy. 12-18.
To tho followsng occasions, one
faro and 60 cents:
Interstate Oonve ition Y. M. 0.
A. al Buffalo, N. Y. Miy. 11-15.
Coorgia Oha-tta i f.n at Albany,
Apr 21 to M ay. 1.
General 0 infers iia‘ A. M. K.
church, OhiciD, nu/ 2-31.
C. B. RH JDF4. G. P. A.
Dr. Carlisle’s Liver Pills.
thz.18 pill* insat * want of ttu pespl*
thiil nop'it-iqt p II oti . t ip'/, biiaj th*
intzlligsnt sil aliiiitriti >n of so elfioient
rsmedy. Whoi the ellminstion of lit.
eased mitbjr i. aeon, try, thovi pilu have
no sapericr, osponitlly lo % douthorn
climate, whore th. blued is s >cjn a rdnatei
with .malarial pjison.
No intelligent physicl.-n will 'isiitats
for a moment to rjpimoiond the.s inml.
tho formula, which is invariably approved
by the medical profoidon, being printed
on each paoKago.
Directions; For Torpid Liver, Dya-
papBia, In ligeBtion, Sick HcsWchel Oca-
Btipation, Cold», Swimming in tho head,
Sc c„ c n ( or tw » pills. «h mid he taken at
nodtime.
For Chills an l Fever, Billioui iat.
ormittent or continued Fevor a full dew
should be taken.
Abu lezatiteone to two pill-utbsdtlwe.
Aa a purge, two to throe pills at bidtinie.
DR. R. M. CARLISLE.,
T.OLE$0, QWiO. L
«4
99
G. R. C.
Is Guairantsed to Cure
Rheamatlam, Syphilis, Scrofula, Blood
Poison, Swellings, Stiff,-Painful Joints,
.Backache, Old Sores, Boils, and. all
diseases arts lag from bupnre or impov-
..Muted Mv&d. If i: fa'da to care, 6t
does not satisfy thc-'purcbaeer of its
worth, we will
Refund tHe Money
paid direct to us, or to any drdgglst or
dealer fn medicine, for Golden Rhcn-
matlo Cure. When you wadt a
eeoiw," ——
medicine, insist on having "G. R.-C,’.’
If yonr dealer doej not bave it, ask Mot;
to order it for you; or send your money
to ue by mall, old wo will ship “G. R.
V." lo you with all express charges
prepaid.’ Price $1.00 per bottle;
tor KM. v-^
THE &. R. C. CO.,
iOs.p NA'."».srTU«IKR*.A!VO,fHf»*-l!ieTOr%.