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PERT PARAGRAPHS,
If a girl likes Ibe man who Is touch
ing her how to skate, It takes her just
twice ns long to learn.
Most any old thing may be palmed
-off on a man os a picture of sunrise,
«nd ho will not know tho difference.
One annoying feature about a rich
Undo is that you have to so patiently
listen to all of his advice.
When a man fallB In love, a good.
Strong prgtcher c/n usually pull him
out
There is never a winter hard enough
to kill off all of the spring poets.
A had Idea is better kept in than car
ried out.
Borne people try so hard to keep up
appearances that they have to disap
pear.
A bank check is no check on a worn-
anti extravagance.
February will probably be cold this
winter to call attention to its also.
When an Investigating committee Is
through investigating, everybody has
forgotten what it started to Investi
gate.
The man who goes from bad to
worse should hire a policeman to chase
him back.
Common sense is so uncommonly
uncommon that it really isn't common
Judging from some of the Issues
they are springing, the politicians da j
not consider the voters real bright.
Naturally a lazy man hates to draw
his last breath. |
Water will not run up hill. It al
ways waits for the elevator.
SHERIFF SALES FOR MAY j
Li t of land ini! and south half;
of 181 in 3rd ilistriot, against, DBj
GKO W "WOOTEN
i.awysr.
New law o«Hoo or. Gotten street, m-m
Wnuliurly n favor of J. S. lijT'omtt. jcourt house. Will practice in all tbi
(Vrrtele o*ly lots 11 and 10 it*! courts "of tho state and la federal courts c
Tbere Is not much hope for tho boy
who does not know more than his fa
ther.
If yon do not think the trusts are
here to stay, politely ask them to move
on and see what will happen.
Bleep Is so contrary that It won't
come when you want It and refuses to
go when you don't want It.
When a man Is hard up, he la apt
to cut down.
When n man haa money, what he
■Ays goes for wisdom.
When a man Mows out tho g»s It is
a hard blow to his friends.
A man who never has tho headache
should not brag about It. People may
think that ho can't
Somo of the men who are telling the
boys to remain on the farm might set
the example to prove that they mean
tt
, Often the only ground around a flat
Is coffee grounds.
The appreciative tramp likes a hand
out much better than a foot out.
Sometimes a man Arcs the cook Just
to provo to his wife that ho Is without
fear.
Away with filthy lucro,
With cold and clammy cash)
Away with vulgar money;
Thera's microbes on the trash.
The doctors say It fairly squirms
With forty million kinds of germs.
Just think of all the ohanoes
You're taking with the truok
When In your Inside packet
A dollar blU you tuok.
Or two or three or four; soma men
Have had at times as high as ten.
You mar nay when I Ml you
rm talking through my hah
But I bad thirteen dollare
At one tlmo-thlnk of thatt—
All tucked tn one swell pooketbook.
Oh, what a frightful chnnee I took!
Xo more will dimes and quarters
My lonesome pockets tllli
Xo longer will I fondle
The loathesome dollar bill.
I will not risk my precious Itfe,
Bo U you owe me pay my wife.
Learning Young,
"My chickens,” said the speckled hen,
"are the brightest chickens In the lot”
"Yes,” said the proud rooster, step
ping a little higher, "I noticed that they
ran to cover when a colored preacher
drove by."
Escapes One Ordeal.
"Do yon hellevo In punishment after
deathr
"1 don't know anything about It
At any rate, a man does not have to
listen to his own funeral sermon."
While there were no wrinkles on the
face of the ocean when the poet wrote j
•bout it, some of our torpedo boats,
may be said to be new wrinkles.
Lent is the time to- look over your
New Year’s resolutions to see if any of
them are still serviceable.
The scientist will be a great benefac
tor to the race who will go to South
America and discover the revolution
germ.
To hear some men talk you might
think that It took n special kind of
ability to be a grandfather.
block 97 against G H McKenzie:
in favor c-1 National Building & i
Whin Assooption.
• rileie city lo«, No 2 ;l: b’ook 127 j
»ga s' M,--es AmoU 5,. favor of
P F ":<!1eti>ji receiver.*
• iRDi'.Lo MARSHAL SALE
i i 2 .,i iilock 10 again-*! ,J A Me-
lii lift- 4 -a a having expenso ->f
i *61 il.HS.
| l.oi n 7 and 13 in block 116 for
laxe- ;)gait>' - Kennedy tfc Ethridge.
- JUDIN ARY ’S N OT1UES
For fireiMonday in May.
II j MoCorcy, adminmratov of
i hr estate of Mrs M L MoOorvev,
ht-O) - disniih ;oif
\ ear's support for Mrs 1, D
Wiikcs and seven minor ululdren out
- i Uis estate of Rufus W Wilkes.
i cilia support for Mrs Mary
ilryan.tttid three children out of the
ettale of Erastus By ran.
To dienuMi SW Coney, admin-
istrgto ot the estate of Mrs Eveline
E Coney.
To discharge S W Coney,
Guardian for Bailie E Cunnitigham,
(Jallie E Oliver and Perry C Coney.
Mncoi. Hiif. tfsvannaV Virnna. t*n
D L
HENDERSON.
Lawyer.
Will pro ti-« ri all the Court:
'din,,
xcepl
OtHca ir. Stovall'" oe*>
V ISSN a Uk.
F. E. WILLIAMS,
Physician and S-itvgeou.
«' ieiiiia, fcfe*.
Office over Wnlton Bros stor<
0*11- promptly a,ten iedpfiiy and right
Night t-all,* a.-.ewered mu Robert* hotel.
As tho women smoko In the Philip
pines, wo see no reason why they
should not bo allowed to vote without i ]y ;iuli
further civil service examination.
To establish a public road from
the florner of a wire fence on lot N'o
180 ill 2nd district belonging to
W P Thompson, a southern direction
to tho Vienna road at Pleasant
Valley.
To be heard Apr 25;-- To
ertiil-lish a public road from A L
Jones’ in the 2nd district westward
following land lines to public road
running from Ed Tooling’s to Rook
J M WHITEHEAD,
DbN il»T.
VlhNNA. 1
DR C T STOVALL,
VlKHKA, Ua.
i iflics in rear of drug storo. Day asd
night call* promptly attended. Pr-scrip
tion 1’reo in our offico work.
Barber Shop.
For slick work, oallon
Walter Leonard
At Charlie Powell’s old stand in the
McDonald block. We do every
thing smooth and nice in our Hue.
P. \„R. -Jruu, ,J G -rden Jone
CRUM & .] :NES r
Lawy ers. <fij.klele. Ga;
M. O FEW,
Attorney a Law,
VIENNA, GEORGIA.
Will P»i.otiee in all the CourtB.
■J*. \V. Ill VBKK J M. Hl'SBKB
BUSr-EE & BJSB.EE,
L ci's,
VTiS >J .NT V. f-V.
’heSjitcri- , ryi gutidred
. BIVINS & MOBLEY
T T Bivins, ms. H. A Monur. m i>
Physicians and Burgeons,
StSyUulli promptly answered.
VlKNNA, GA,
DBS. EDGE* MoABTHUU.
COKDKLE, QSOKOIA.
KSTSpoclal treatment of ohroulo ait
Georgia Southern & Florida Ry,
.Local Time Table. Effective Jan., 5 ,1905,
read up
RE tD DOWN
that he Is top heavy.
No, Cordelia, It Is no sign that a
young man can twang tho rubber on a
Well filled pooketbook because he can
twang tho strings of bis light guitar.
If the walking delegate ever succeeds
lq organising tho Missouri mule, na
tions may have to think twleo before
going to v. i r,
Bitter Then,
b parting auoh tweet sorrow
As wa have long been tolar
There’s nothing eweet about It
If we must part with gold.
T'J sell l>y W H McKenzie,
i Trustee:- Lot 15 in black 27 against
1 W T Dough try for the Georgia
Slate Building and Loan Asso
ciation.
Brought Results.
"It took him a long time to find out
that she loved him.”
"How did he Anally discover?"
"When he pressed her, she told him.’
What He Hod Missed,
He—You are the first girl that I ever
kissed. .
She—Honestly, don’t you feel a
though yours had been a wasted life?
A Serious" Matter.
• COME ON..
WILLIAM'
Sweet Teachers,
The college of experience
Hoe some professors strange;
Sometimes a charming tittle miss
WtU put you wise to that and this
And help you spend your
Acted the Part,
"My wife is a Daughter of the Revo-
tattoo.”
“I think my wife meat be a daughter
of some South American revolution,
Judging from her Inclination to start
something.”
Their Wants Make Up.
Man wants hut little hero below.
Perhaps that niky be true,
But several ladles that I know
Would Ilka a thing or two.
A Warm Protector,
"The cold never bothers me, although
I appear to be thinly clad."
“How do you manage UY’
"I wear u sporting extra as a chest
protector.”
A Bunko Oatne.
Tie better to have loved and lost
Thao never to have loved, and Prt
It seems on figuring the cost
ir what |
J' Mi A.M.A, M,
STATONS
4 80
5 45
6 Oil 1
•no
H 157
7 18
7 40
7 69
8 08
o Oo
9 21
9 37
0 48
10 40
,P
12 45
2:01
2:26
2:42
8:16
8:50
4:10
4:21
4:26
6:05
510
6.47
6:29
7:06
7 2*1
7:44
8; 20
am
6:16
6:46
6:C8
6:29
7:09
7:44
8 38
9:02
916
9=66
10=01
10=46
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1 20
2 ]0
2 29
2 47
1 10
1 a
2 05
2 21
2 29
310
8 31
3 44
8 49
4 86
4 46
6 25
610
6 60
7 12
7 82
810
p ro
4 46
614
628
558
629
700
7 62
S16
830
905
0 10
9 60
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“ \ rubt
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“ A “hburn
" i'jiton
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" Sparks
" Adel
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Lv. Valdosta
Haylow
“ Fargo
" Dextor
" Cutler
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Lv
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Lv
Lv
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Lv
Lv
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Lv. Valdosta
“ Lake Park
“ Jean nan
" Jasper
” White Springs
“ Luke fifty
*• Lake Butler
“ Sampson City
“ Hampton
“ Grandine
1 Florahome
Ar. Palatka
1*. VI.
1 1 5
3 22
8 65
2 id
2 2d
2 10
1 2‘
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l 05
12 30
12 06
11 51
11 18
11 05
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10 21
9 88
8 58
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8 201
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7 35
8 53
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P 15
1:91
12:35
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11:57
11:16
11:05
10:24
9:41
9:03
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8:28
7:60
p m
10-60
10:2.'.
10:0.
9:43
9 0.3
8:40
7:52
7:28
7:08
6=29
0:24
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IT 25
10 21
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9 39
9 10
350
8 29
8 14
3 08
7 30
7 01
6 32
6 46
600
n m
Tou’ve paid for -
I yeei didn’t get.
HAWKINS VILLE & FLORIDA
SOLTIiPEN RAIL V ",
PIN k. BELT ROUTE
Lo- »1 Time Tab.e in Efiect Nov. 29, 1908
North Hound Suunh Bound
There Was the Evidence,
1 am surprised that Jenks* wife
takes in washing!”
"Doss she, indeed?"
"Didn’t you ever notice what A va
riety of shirts he wearer
Where They Make a Hit
“I'd Just like to know with
theee popular songs are popular."
"With the publisher and the ai
I guess.”
“Hold on, boys. There's my divorced
wife, who, I hear, was married again
last week.”
“Oh, come on, William; you don’t j -J 25
want to talk to her.”
“Yes; I do. I want to know how she
would dare to taka such a step with
out first consulting me.”
Par, Far Short
I-had a dream that waa not aS a dream.
Part of the dream was so.
X dreamed I had a million bucko—
I had a dime to abow.
Quite Similar,
"He enlisted for ninety days or for
the war."
"Just like getting married;" mur
mured toe enthusiastic Chicago girl.
Makes No Difference.
"The smartest man will mate a fool
Off himself when he to in Urn."
"Oh. well, toe only person for Whose
eplatoa ha cam decent aotfee It”
Stations
•d I7
7 ro
6 68
6 53
Worth
Domer
aliiuglors
Amboy
Davisville
WultorsvilleC 48
Dou.b)e Run 6 45
biu>b 6 40
Alapaba R’vr
Stcoio
Ar. Pitts Lv.6 30
Lv. Pitta Ar-616
Aiuley 610
Rooky Point
Popo City
Barton
Pineview
Finloyson
Mashburn
Millerville
Wallace
1 ?s
<2i -c "
a ; <4
jd- s §
12 60
6 48
6 42
6 38
6 83
I? I Chancy
10 40 4 2010.06 Hawkinsville6
626
12 37
12 38
12 2s
12 t'6
12 20
1210
12 06
1200
1188
1182
1128
1128
1116161
101100 130
CONNECTIONS.
Hawkinsvillo—With Southern
Wrightsville & Tonnillo B.B Ey., and
Pitts—JVith Seaboard Air Lis*
Double Baa—=With Atlantic A Binning-
k ham Railroad.
-H erth—Wltk^ni** ffeatksni A Flerida
Nos. 3 and 4 are solid train withThroug Ceaobea and J'arlor Sleepers between
Macon and Jacksonville, and carries Puiman Buffet Drawing Room Sleepers between
Macon and Tilton, enroute between Jacksonville and St Louis, Mo and Chicago 111
Nos, 1 ane a are solid trains between Macon and lYlatka, and carries Throuz'h
Coach between Macon and Jacksonville. “
WM.OHEOKLEY SHAW C. B. RHODES
Vice-Pres.
Macon, Ga.
J. H. RAFFTERY, D. P. A.,
Jacksonville, Fla.
Gen’l Pass, Agt
LEON A. BELL, D. A, P.
Atlanta, Ga.
Atlantic & Birmif)gha m R. R
Time Table Effective Dec. 1,1903.
AI L TRAINS DAILY.
jyAYCROSS TU MONTEZUMA |~ MlNTKZGM v~qo W vYcltusw
STATIONS.
Wnycross,
Nicnolls,
Douglas,
Ambrose,
Wray,
7 10 a m
8 26 a rn
8 67 a m
9 27 a m
9 34 am
6 00 p m
6 16 p m
6 46 p m
7 11 p m
7 19 pm
Daily ex
Sunday
Thomasville
8 SI a m
Moultrie
9 45 am
Tiitou
10 65am
Fitzgerald,
1016 am
8 00 p m
Rebecca,
10 49 a m
8 36 p m
Dou'-le Run,
1101 am
8 46 p m
Cordole,
i) f.On m
9 »U m
Vienna,
1169 am
1 ' 1 “*
Byromvillo,
12 :i
*
816 a
Montezuma.
12
1 *
845 am
6 STATIONS.
M -ntezums, 6 60
Byrotnville, 6 15
V en::a. 6 38
Cordele, 7 05
Double Run, 7 40 a m
Rebecca,, 7 62 a’hi"
FiezgernH, 8 33 n'-n
Tifton ~ '
■Moultrie
Thomasville
Wrav,
Ambrose,
I >ouglas,
A’ioholla,
"eycross.
9 03a m
9 10a
9 34a
10 OSam
1120 am
I 12 p m 6 a
1 55 p m.6 He a
2 20 p to 6 30pm.
2 59 p in Satur-4
07 p m day
5 15 p m
6 31 p m
7 14 p m
4 18 p-m
4 26 p m
I 52 p ox ’■
5 22p m
7 35 p m
No 3 leaves Brunswick at 8 Ot, p ,n
" " Thalmann 8 48 p m
IfoSf
2 arnvas at Thalmann I? 88 p m
“ “ Brunswick 126 pm
Excellent Through Sohednles and Low A.tei, Fa which inquire of anv '
Agent on Line 3
GEORGE DOLE WADLEY,
Vice President and General Manager.
H. C. MoFADDER,
Gea'l Freight ud Paueager Agent. Traveling Frt. and Pam a.
J. J. lilWiIGAN, Ageat, YleaaA, 6*. *
Vsjifw
ALEX BONNYHAN,
J.G. KNAPP, SUPerint ° pdaBt -