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Tt dies not require
n bright man to be
able to. take, a voca
tion witbout pay.
Any one who thinks that fools and
children tell the truth Is not very Inti
mately acquainted with children.
No man can be
really eccentric on a
dollar n day.
As between beauty and the beast, It
Is sometimes easier living with the
beast.
Marriage is'not always war; often It
la an armed truce.
No woman thinks that her picture
does her justice.
It Is easier for a woman to live with
a man without a heart than a man
without a stomach.
The secrets of a secret society are
not half so-wonderful after you know
them.
When a woman Is dressed to kill, the
fool killer should nt once be notified.
If yon want to borrow money of a
man tell him that be can sing.
It Is hard to respect old age in an
«gg. %
If nature never made n mistake It
would only send earthquakes into hick-
Accidents will happen, but not If a
man has a paid up accident Insurance
policy.
On the day after Christmas the aver-
GEO
W -WDOTEN
Lawyer,
nea
New law office on Cotton sir.
court house. Will ictiue in a. u-
courts of the state and in federal courts o)
Macon ana oavsnnsk. Viaxsa, tie
The fellow who could have prevented
the whole thing Is always miles away
When nn accident happens.
ory nut countries at the time the crop age man Is ccrtuln that Santa Claus Is
was ripe. : no mind reader.
D L HENDERSON.
Lawyer,
Will pm ti <• r all th<- coun
coa • Office in 3iov
building.
VlRNNA
Barber Shop.
For
clt v rk, call on
Walter Leonard
At. Charlie Powell's old stand in tba
McDonald >block. We do every
tiling smooth and nice in our line.
Prudence and wisdom have been
crowded away from a great many coun
cil fires, and their places bavo been
taken by nerve and gall.
When a woman can't tbink of any-
tilling else to do sbe rctrlms ber bat.
Investigating committees seem to
have a great affinity for limelight.
Ability to judge wbcu It la bcBt to be
among those not present Is a large fac
tor In many a man's success.
Some people have no more Idea of
the vuJne of tlmo than a pig has of
porphyry.
When a boy gets spanked be has to
take bis mother's word for It that It
hurts her too.
A woman may bo ablo to reach high
0, paint on china, preside at a club
and still be able to darn stockings.
Girls are slip because they have seen
too little of the world; youths are shy
because they havo seen too much of It.
A man will never fall In love unless
there Is a woman somewhere in his
vkdnlty.
A fire alarm Is a great levelcr of so
da! distinctions.
The only way to beat a gambler Is to
use a club.
Borne laws are made to be obeyed
and some to hold up n trust.
When material things become In vial
bio some people might think It a mir
acle, but It Is ordinarily called a pull,
No Other Way.
Cheer upt It may not all be so.
Cheer up nnd ohes
r,»o your frown.
Choor up, cheer up, because, you know.
You cannot well cheer down.
It Is a Live One.
“Do you think that minerals have
lifer
"There Is the live wire, you know."
Chickens do not always come home , Did you over notice that borrowing
to roost when a colored man Uvea a neighbors are much more objectionable
mile or two down the road. ! W® loaning neighbors?
While a lazy man may be certain
that bis affliction Is caused by a germ,
he Is not anxious to havo the doctors
locate It and drive It away.
Often the most slothful man delights
In rushing the can.
If ho laughs best who laughs last, the
Englishman must laugh best, for he Is
the last to see the point of a joke.
When the devil finds work for Idle
hands, tt la apt to be a pleasanter task
than the foreman of the section gang,
for Instance, might find for them.
Every man should learn to tell the
truth. It la convenient at time* to
know how.
It Is the other fellow'* business to
make you think that you can beat his
game.
A newly married couple buy a full
set of chairs, though they do not see
What use tliby will ever have for but
i people think that it will bo lm-
for the man to go to heaven
who eats with his knife.
Before a man marries he lets a girl
have her owh way because he has to.
A heart If
chlscry. TT
baft as the
no other piece of me
nd break Is never as
tt some congressmen told their con
stituents just what they thought of
them, they might not have a chance to
go back to congress.
When a man wants to make a New
Year’s resolution that he can keep he
swears oft swearing off.
If a man has the last word It does
him no good, because the woman la
asleep by that time.
People who live In glass
should pall down the bflnls.
houses
We cannot take any of our wealth
with us when we die except the filling
in our teeth.
Sweet Silence.
I sit, and Silence comforts me.
Tho worries of the daytime cease.
From care and trouble wholly free.
For Silence always brings me peace.
The smoke of my beloved cigar
- Floats upward on the ev'nlng elr;
Comes no discordant nets to Jar
Our sweet communication there.
It must provoke our multobllllon-
nlres that the earth Is so awkward a
shape for fencing.
To got the best rosults why not put a
corn doctor at the head of the agricul
tural department?
Would you call kissing free trade or
reciprocity?
It 1* a lucky man who can smoke the
year round cigars as good as those his
wife gives him at Christmas.
No patent medicine man takes his
own medicine. He can afford to hire a
loctor.
How still the shadows of the night.
How calm the dory of tffie stars
That shine serene and clear and bright
Llko headlights on celestial cars I
Now, do not think that I'm, forsooth,
A chap who holds his kind a bore.
Ah, no; I am a modest youth,.
And Sllenoe Is the girl neat door.
i Had Him There.
“Do you bellove in marriage?" asked
the surly old bachelor of the sweet
young thing.
"Yes; do you?" she asked.
"No. It makes pessimists of men."
"You certainly have no reason to fear
It" murmured the sweet young thing.
F. E. WILLIAMS,
Fhjsieian and Surge-n.
ieuna, Ga.
Office over Walton Bros store.
Oils promptly a.too led, day and • i-jiit
Night calls answered Irani Robert Hotel.
M WHITEHEAD
DUNflbT.
. DR C T STOVALl,
Vienna, Ga.
Office in rear of drug store, J
night rails promptly attended. '
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An niej
v IENNA,
W ill I’rac. . in
FEW,
« Law,
GEORGIA.
11 the Courts,
G. v, Pushi
.1 11. Bubbbx
BUr BEE A BUSBEE,
yV-H'TV Ik.
juadred
lion free in our (dliue work.
am/
rip
BIVINS & MOBLEV
T T Bivins, m d. HA Moblm
Physicians and Burgeons,
IfiT’Ualls promptly answers •
V iinna, Ga,*
No matter how large the output coal
la always going up—In smoke.
You may lead a horse to water, but
you ennnot make him drink. When
you lead a man to the bar he will gen
orally do the rest.
Love's Triolet
■ho glanced at mo with starlit eyes
That plereed my brsodlng darkness
through.
Before such glances trouble files;
Bhe glanced at me with starlit eyes,
And Love flashed In and mode me wise;
He showed me what a man should do.
■he glanced at me with starlit ayes
That plorced my brooding darkness
through.
Doubtless the burglar eould tell tho
ball player that ho would bo more suc
cessful if be would try to steal hlB
buses after night.
Perhaps tho man who Insists on be
ing cremated wants to have a warm
finish.
Anyway a man may get some satis
faction by glvlDg the lawn mower a
kick ns he passes It with u hod of coal.
He Was Up to Date.
"How many ounces In a pound7"
asked the teacher.
“Troy, avoirdupois or grocers’
weight?" Inquired the boy who hud
seen a little of the world outside the
schoolroom.
A Low Neck Affair.
"Are you going to tho ball?”
"I have nothing to wear."
"Tlmt will lie groat. The other worn
on will die of envy."
Even when a girl proposes to a man
she is just sniurt enough to make him
think that he Is doing it.
A child Is a natural born rebel, but
It only takes It a year or two to dis
cover .that Its father Is the larger of
the two. *
There must be grim satisfaction In It
tor the hdnfe wl
— whe has to pull nn quto-
mofaOe te the repair shop.
The man whoso only boolis are wom
an’s looks would got along fuster If he
had a few checkbooks oa well.
If nil flesh Is grass, why Isn’t dried
beef hay?
All a man has to do who wants thir
teen different diseases Is to call In thir
teen different doctors.
No wise man will wear a celluloid
collar when lie starts out to havo a hot
time.
A billposter Is a superstitious man.
Ho believes In signB.
Not the Price of One.
“I fear Jenkins Is leading a double
Hfe."
“Hardly. He only gets $12.60 a
week."
Her One Pot,
She did not want a parrot near,
A cat she held in scorn.
But sh« bad ono pot that was da
A very tender corn.
Some Mistake.
"Here Is a man 100 years old who
never smoked, chewed or drank."
"I’ll bet ho can't show the records
of his birth.”
Makes a Difference.
"Do you tbink that majorities are
always right?"
"Yes, If I happen to he with the ma
jority.”
You Have Mel Him.
Though merriment may bubble o'or.
Though laughter be jn»JT eptll,
A man may smile, and smile some more.
And b# a dontlot still.
' K > 5 ) 5 2 | - - - ■ (
Love la about the only-thlnfl that can
divert cigar money Into the savings
bank.
The man who thinks that he could
keep money If lie hud It does not kDow
how many people live just by taking
money away from folks who think thal
way..
When a wise man is lu love ho will
let his rlvnl take the girl out when
she wants to learn liow to skate.
DBS. EDGE* McARVHUIt
corpelx, axunaiA,
iPBpocipl treatment of clir
Georgia Southern & Florida Ry.
Local Time Table. Effective Jan., 5 ,1905,
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If men had to buy water by the glass
would they drink too much of It?
HAWKINS - ILLE & FLORIDA
SCL'TI.HIN RAIL V . S'
PIN t. i-ELT ROUTE
Lo'-al Tima Tab e in Effect Nov. 29, 1903
North Bound Sounli Bound
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Nos, 1 anc 2 are solid
CIohcIi between Macon and Jacksonville
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Vice-Pros.
Macon, Ga
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d:d train, between Macon and Pulatka, and curries Through
Through
C.B. RHODES
Gen’l Pass. Agt
LEON A. BELL, D. A. P.
Atlanta, Ga.
Atlantic &BirmifjghamR. R
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DavLville.
Waltertville 6 48
Dm: b'u Run 6 46
Kuril 6 40
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Steele
Ar. Pitta Lv.6 SO
Lv. Pitts Arfl 16
Ausley 010
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Pope City
Barton
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CONNECTIONS.
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Wrightsville fc Tennille E.B By., and
— 2 Pitts—JViih Seibourd Air Lia»
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ped for BdvCse at moat any part of bb • bass SaUroad.
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Time Trble Effective May. 1,1904
A LI. TRAINS DA1LV.
IV A YCROSf 1 O Vi ON 'i l.EXlM * "\
bTAllONS. 1 8 6
Montezuma
Bymmville
Lilly
Vienna
Cordele
Double Run
liebeJcn
Fitzgerald
6 60 am
6 26 am
6 15 Bin
B 88 um
7 06 am
740 am
7 6" am
It 30 am
110 pm
1 32 pm
142 pm
1 65 pm
220 pm
266 pm
* 6" pm
8 45 pm
6 00 pm
6 82 pm
6 46 pm
6 08 pm
6 80 pm
Ujion
Moultrie
Thomasville
600 pm
6 22 pm
7 86 pm
Wray,
Ambrose,
Douglas,
iVioholls,
9 02 m
9 08 um
9 31 am
800 am
4lSp -
426 pm
4 62 put
5 25 pm
Thalmand
Brunswick
12 89 pin
130 pm
Way cobs
6 86 pm
( Exellent THrough tichedales and
Agent on Line
Vienna
Lilly
Byromville
Montezuma
7 16 am
7 42 nm
8 00am
8 16 am
8 45 am
squire of any
GEORGE DOLE WADLEY, ALEX BONNYMAN,
Vice President and General Manager. Superintecdant
H. O. MoFADDKN, J. G. KNAPP,
Gen'l Freight and Passenger Agent. Traveling Frt. and Pass. Ag
J.J. MIIAIGAN, Agent, Vienna, Ga.
General Ways rose «a
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