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Humor Philosophy
■r MWCAN M. SHIM
it, MM, by Duncan M. Smith.
PERT. PARAGRAPHS.
When a man prefers walking to rid-
ag he may own a bucking broncho.
All frosts but the
cigar trust should be
smashed. It should
go up in smoke.
FOR SALK
All of my hou<$.hplvl aa'l k
fumture and a rt|
sewing maohin!-.
nli tin
1 hear linger
it n fui it if"
TAX RHJOF.IV
Ht’Mj ;-r i. li
lt does not cause
you so much distress
If the lies that are
told about you are
not true.
j Seventh
No candidate for office believes that 1
Tyitfim :
on the dr.“us
of aUowir.tr
Distriijt
First -
Sclit!
Una/1 ilia
Pyichnvst.
j Findlay
j Third ‘
! Sixth
tha -tii-H-'H-inr -photr
you ti
A’> A
1
4
6
mud baths are lienltliy.
A bookkeeper In a bank should be a
well balanced ftnui.
The avt-riige young man cannot no*
tlci ■ •• *" to the soring. Hla ’‘err" Mhv 20.
—— ■' ... t . r i * „ •
T’i
Uili
18 th
11th
CovH'eie
t ■ fcvflthe purpose
i give In ynur taxes:
pr .Mar
' 18
10 5 .
dO f.
21 7
32 f)
3'i 10
-\ 5 ' 1 l
36 T3
Tl 18
OS. +
20 U?
17
. T§
3, 19
’ . ; Caskets
Robes, Embalming:, andl all things
necessary for putting away the
de-adi**- Coffins at any price
Money saved
er, Leave
M ay
Slav
r '-F r ZS$
fancy is liuuoi that v?sy nil of the! Rtnerteh, May «:S tf m
>V|ir rriihd. Show. Mrv y m
Oak O'rovoi May 21
Midway, M.1. 25
!?'aV<na, V ... 36 a j .
Rlblov May 26 ji m .
Wennna, May 2T a in
Oordele, Mav 26
ppintrjUo May 21
/!! rile, would but
own *r.S vo it. a wo
man would rather
go to a mnttueo
than to n club nieeto
lng any dny.
" It ’takes a long
pbcketboolc to keep
a summer girl In
terested In a mnn
all through the sea.-
aon.
from. $3 up.'
• on <^ejjy*e
•Orders “at- P-
office f *< goods
to . -go \ on"’ -
■ next train
!lJuSlt£XLA\l - JSU -jon, Oa.
Undertaker and Licensed Embalmer
A careful student: <oi 'current 'events
declares that the rigri* of the times are
dollar signs. _
Spring'-. Drawback.
• Vhp nlghtil the ae»hyr Is aweit to thwear;
Theaark sings »,oft In the Woe;
3U life's hold robla redbreast Mu long of
(good cheer
-At Sunrise, when sparkles the dew.
IjaCapture supreraw could lfllat to thetune
5f We didn't have, to clean house pretty
■oon.
'®ho daffodR wlgwaga ltslbioesoms o'f gofd.
The broaih of-tho-erocus-ls- Sweet;
"The apple trees, groaning with all ’they
can-hold,
■Sling'’dawn their sweet bloom* at my
feet—
Vy.feet, bunion-oOvfered and large as a
i pai-k,
‘Where chilblains 'from winter have still
'•-idft their mark.
Wbe rraln softly 'fills on the blossoming
'The-mo^d-la the-garden la wet,
-Add • In i the damp onion bed down on my
- knees
'Pneumonia surety I'll get.
- A'crick In the back or a paln-ln'Qao chest
'Abstracts from--spring pastimes icbout all
' the sest.
"The'blue grass :1s growing:like weeds on
■ the lawn
The seedsman’s lndorsementito win.
’Bul l must arise at the peep-of :the dawn
And. push the lawn mowerillke sin.
'How, lolly'the springtime-would -bo for a
chap
'Ware labor and worry net always on tapl
Vienna, May 29, ao
Books will close May 31
Please look at jour ileoia b
coming to give in your tax, so
you can give number anil which
t'the loi you own at require
Very ran > jjtf illy, p
H. G. BROWN, T. R. D. Od
Hospitality at
zpens e
Entarteinmeii - is, plea* i'-' ■> v „
/iieos-does not depend on the money you
-pend, but on your own knowledge o l.nw
i-i/i and -xMflti liospit.llty (’lin-ti
ne Har i H
.. o Bit.
PfcieE | it w ii| pay yoa
0 ^550 I to Bend tor car Gate*
1
W«SMTURY HP'O OO.
HemosB, eto. We son dlroot »o«
, our B’uow'TT to Oc j .ta.ers 0*
Factory Pnoea. Tbia guaxa.t-vioti
■' ', Buacrs' only $38.60; Oaalt or Hob.i'
„i ^Monthly Paymont.8. Vo trite-
honest poopb> located in all pat i
°A^Wrlto d for Free Oatuiogiii-
mbntion this papeh.
• (ifi'r «48 CP*
He Wan a .Bled.
vi hear you are going-to get mar
ried, Florence."
"Who -told you?”
*Oh,-a little bird."
“The Joy Is so proud -Of It that be
'bad to.go and tell.”
Stumbled on It
*How .are you getting along at
aebool, Johnny?"
“I'm about the smartest in my class.
The teacher asked me today where the
. gun rose and I got -it right in four
Better Then.
“Is itibetter to have loved and lost?" j
“If you were engaged-to a girl about
"whom you bad changed your mind and
wouldn’t.lose her you would think sa n
Her Escapade.
As .the rosy light of day
Fades Into tho evening gray
Bessie saunters down the way.
’ From the shadow of a tree
Turns her head as If to aee
It -at last she's really free.
Does she wait m -lover true
Coming In the evening dew
With the story old and newt
No. She wanders free from ear#
In tho olillly evening aliv-
Would yon think It?—on a tear.
Bessie, -under mamma’s thumb,
Can't be reckless, like her chum,
*o she’s out there chewing gum.
Not Pit;2ftd For It
•“Don’t be alarmed. Tho gun Isn't
loaded.”
“Then take It away. I am not carry
ing any accident Insurance”
Could Be Excused.
“Wasn’t It awful the way they tmed
$0 stone prophets In olden times?”
“I don't know. Perhaps they were
weather prophets.”
$50,000.00
Gash Given Away to Users of
LION COFFEE
We are going to be more liberal than ever in 1904 to users of JAon Coffee. Not only will the
Lion-Heaias, cut from the packages, be good, as heretofore- for the valuable premiums we
have always given our customers, hut
In Addition to the Regular Free Premiums
the same Lion-Heads will entitle you <to -estimates in our $50,000.00 Grand Prlxe Contents, which will
make some of our patrons rich men and women. You can .-send in as many estimates as desired. There will be
TWO GREAT CONTESTS
The first contest wlll be on the July 4th attendance at the St. Zonla World’s Pair; the second relates to Total
Vote For President -to be cast Nov. 8,1904. Sao,000.00 will be-distributed in each of these contests, making
$40,000.00 on the two, and, to make it still more interesting, in addition to this amount, we will give a
flwAaaal CSval B.!. M .( #E Aflfli All to ithe one who is nearest correct on both
urailll firSl rriZS Of <R|UnUillll contests, and thus your estimates have two
msmmmammmnssmms^saammmmasm^msmnmmanaimmBm opportunities of winning a big cash prize.
U Printed blanks to
vote on found in
every Lion Coffee Pack
age. %The 2 cent stamp
covers the expense of
our acknowledgment to
you that your es-
§p£S timate is recorded.
PRESIDENTIAL VOTE CONTEST
Wiiat ,vfll be toitotal Popnlatj Vote cast for Pratldem (vote*
for :illbaudldaus couiblnetl* .t tho election Novembers, 1904? In
lSOOclectlon. 13,0^,053 ueople voted f-.r President. For sourest cor
rect octimatce lecelved In Woc-ison 8r-lco Co.'s, othce, Toledo, O..
on or ht-'ore Nov. 5.1934. wc will ffivo first pilze for the nearest cor
rect estimate, second prise to tkenozt nearest, etc., etc., as follows:
1 First Prleo ...*2,600.00
1 Second F -iso 1,000.00
2 Frlao-t -fifSOC.OO er.iih 1,000.00
G i'/ises— 200,00 “ 1,000.00
1 O 'T. " 1,00.00
20 Frizes- 6O.<;0 " 1,009.00
GO Prizes— 20.00 " ...1,000.00
230 Prizes— 10 00 •• 2.600.00
1H00 prizes— 6.00 " 6,000.00
Five Lion-Heads ggff
cut from Lion
Coffee Packages and a
a cent stamp entitle you
(in addition to the reg
ular free premiums)
to one vote in
either contest:
WORLD’S FAIR CONTEST
What trill bo the tjtel July 41k attendance at the bt. Lou.,
World’* Fair? At Olilcoso, Jnl7 4.1093, the attendance was 733,273.
For nearest cortect estlmulcs tocnivcd In Woolson Splt-o Con--
pant 's office, T’e'cdc, C tin; an or heforo Juna 3013. 390l,-wo <rUl
/(vo Srst prise for me n» rrcsto jrrost estimate, second prlso to tho
uext nearest, etc., etc., as follows:
1 ITrat Prize *2.000.00
X Soebnd Prize J.kfio.oo
£i Prluez—tooo.oo oath coOXX)
e Pi-izoe— aoo.iTt) " i coo.oo
lO.PrlZWe- JiPP GO " ' iSter
ku Miwia— t-u.00 '* 1 CWWIO
60 Frizes— 20.00 " 1000.00
260 Prison— 10.00 " '... 2 f>0 .00
1800 Prize*— 6.00 “ 6,000.00
2139 PBI3ES,
TOTAL, *20,000.00 • 2136 rKlTTS,
TOTAL, (20,000.00
Violated the Kulak
‘JHs died at the age of WA"
‘“Beui!.i-i{:ii)l«! Au-1. :o tl.i;'-' M-?. <h«t
be never ii-'r.h.uu... > of
42J9—PRIZES—4279
Distributed to ?La ?ubl?j—OJSCkOS—;n addition ts whltth we shall glva $6,000
!• firoears’OlsBh isos pamaiars l» gj• ^u)' iajnrsB4totalef $30,090.00*
complete' ' • 7 "Ea® ij -tf/emr paokaoe of
LION COFFEE
WORLDS ? VI[% 4 V ’
The'O.iS. A P. railway will *»
round trip tiokol* to St. Louie !£xn.
Mtiou at the folbireriag raiew fro..,
Vienna: 8ea*r>n Moket *3i • %
Good for sirt.y ,\n •* ! (50 .
teen <Uy*,?ii4.3'>. y«n day*. +1 1 •->
The last named is coach rites an! ti'rt
for sleoperg or purl-.; oar*, sol ! mii
on eortam dave of each mont'i
through spooial ooaoh will be iur
nished for a party of 35 adult fare*.
□ Onolj fare and 25 cent* to the
following occasions:
Heabody, >3 Normal Sohool at
Nashville, Tenn. July 8 to Ang.8
Hummer sohool * at Tuaoaloosa,
Ala. June 14 to July 29.
Summer sohool at Athens July 5
to Aug 6.
Sum mer sohool at Knoxville Teun.
June 2fi to Aug. 5.
Interstate Sugar Cano Convention,
Jacksonville, Fla. May 4 to 6.
^Georgia tfidnoational Assooiation
at Warm Springs, June 22-24.
AnniirB. V. P. tJ. at Washings*
ton, Ga. Juno 21-23.
“'Womans Congress at Monteagle
Tenn. Aug. 1—7.
Monteagle Bible Sohool, Mon-
tegalo, Tonu.~ July 4 to Aug. 4.
"" Montegaie’ Sunday Sohool
Institute Montegala, Tenn. Aug.
16-30.
Annual Meetinng T. P, A. at
Augusta Apr. 14-16.
Sontlioru Ba|.t.i-it C invention at
Nashviiio,Tiitn. Miv. 12 -18.
To the folfflwsng ouuatious, one
farj .1111 50 (iii'H.s:
W-orstiiio r-’o-iti-) 1 V. M. 0.
A. at Buffi! >, N. V. Mty. 11-15.
Ge-n'gii Cm iiaigui at, Albany,
Apr 24 to Mav. I.
G-siieM Oi i.'erj uti H. K.
churuli, Ctii-n«/>. mav 8--31.
C. 11 R [ )DFL G. P. A.
twQ(W v AH or I
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Dr..Carlisle’s Liver Pills
til •■‘ft.b'lB 111 tat ■) -v. it i)''tin p,op]
thst iiu |> il h i tii'P-r, liiln^ th
int«ilig»nt »-i iiiu-ttr.-tiijw'uf mi o-Boion
•amiidy. IVii 1 tin uMniiimtimi o[ di<
na»«cl in-tU-t- i. in•),<*•>, t>nn |ii;|-i htr
no Hup-irlir, Mp-Viiil-v n , -i.i tt'iori
olimita, wliorotiio!) " I ? 1: in'*
with mil trial p ->U7,-i
N1 l-ifCmati p i * ( cj 1 w II 'i iittat.
Ihra m i-nout t-i roc i,u:n ml tlia-n plili
the formula, which U invariably approri.i
by tho inodiotl proibuion, baiag prime
on oaoii paoxiga.
Directions; For Torpid Liver, Dyi
papB'm, In lij; -ttion, Sick H-ial-iahal '.bn
stipation, 0 iM«, S vimmin/ in t'10 hiad
& 0., t ne or t.v 1 ptiW thoul 1 be taken 1
bedtime.
For OltiUe ail Fover, Billiou* lot
ormittont or oontinued Fever a full do*
should be taken.
Asa laxatLe in« to t vipill ut-bedtiw
Asapurg-t, tw »t» thru 'pills at bidtuat
DR. R. M CARLISLE.,
MACON,
1
*9
“G. K. C.
Is Guaranteed to Cure
Rhewaatltm, Sypbllit, Corofola, Stood
Poison, Swellings, Stiff,-Talnfal Joints,
Badaubo, CM Sore*, Boil*, end. all
<>hw*M* eaMng toon twymeer lmpov-
erleiitd blood. If It Mis to oure, or
doo* not satisfy tho'pnrcbaeer of it*
worth, wo will
Refund the Honey
paid direct toes, or teaey druggist or
dealer fhniedleiM, for floidan Rbeia
tnatlo Care. Wbon yon want a Mood
medicine, Insist on baring "0. B. 0."
If your dealer do<j not have It, ask him
to order it for jroo; or sand your mousy
to ue by mail, and w# will ship ”0. K.
C." to you with all uptcu charges
prepaid.' Price *1.09 per bottle: all
for 33.0ft
mz r. c. cc.,
Stn.IT MsiltlT •. ♦ *.:v H0 AMD rNOHWKflt*.