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Tamar’s Lemon Laxative is the original lemon medieine.
It is made of lemons and other harmless but powerful vege
table ingredients, is a safe, sure and speedy cure for
Indigestion, Constipation, Torpid Liver, Headache.
It cleanses the system of all impurities, tones up the
stomach and bowels, puts the liver and kidneys in perfect
order in short “makes you new.” It is gentle but prompt
and powerful in action, pleasant to take and always reliable.
FOB SAFE BY A LI. DRUGGISTS.
LAMAR, TAYLOR & RILEY DRUG CO., Manufacturers, Macon, 6a.
■ A SPRING NECESSITY.
j "What la It makes the money f.'.y
i Like sparrows when tho spring Is nigh,"
I But must be had, though it comes hlghf
The new spring hat.
[ What la It laolea talk about
( And if they cannot have It pout,
. Though.it may look like all got outT
, Tho new spring hat.
j What Is It. that will make the bride
I Or maid or matron swell with pride
: As she goes for a walk or ride? -
The new spring hat.
; What la it makes tho huahnnd shake
| Hla head and awear like any rake
And feel like Jumping In the lake?
The new spring hat.
I
I ■ What la it that the humble gent
I Who sells It to pay help and rent
| Makes on It ninety-eight per cent?
1 The new spring hat.
What Is it wo must get tsomefeow.
Or else have one tall family row,
Although wo have to sell the cow?
The new spring hat.
She Would,
"Marie, will you marry me?”
The^ speaker was n young man of
about 'twenty-seven summers nnd pos-
tlbly twenty-four winters.
“How can that be?” you ask.
Easy enough. He bad spent three
years in Florida and missed the win
ters. * '
As he leaned forward, Oiled with
yearning and with so much earnestness
that he snapped a suspender button,
Ills ears attuned to catch her lightest
word, there came up dark misgivings in
bis heart Buch as Oil a man’s mind
when he sits down to a platfe of .hash
In a ten cent restaurant.
The question had not been asked in
the same calm, offhand manner that
be might have Bald to the, grocer,
*%liat Is the price of that head of
cabbage?” but; his very soul went forth
In the questioning, and his strong frame
trembled like a billboard In a cyclone.
Would the nnswer be yes or no?
For months his courage bad been
taking physical culture exercises for
this ordeal, and now the fateful mo
ment had arrived. One word would
mean either happiness and millinery
bills or desolation and the long, weary
search for a new girl.
Not for a moment did he dream that
She would take as long in replying as
be had taken In asking, nor was hfa
wrong.
"Will I marry you?” she said slow
ly, her great eyes growing softer and
ber gum snatching the opportunity for
S moment’s rest.
“What do you suppose I have been
letting you fool around here twt> win
ters for, burning up coal that cost
money? I surely will If I ever get a
Sbanco, but if you are as slow about
setting the date as you were about
asking the question I may be too old
by that time to take much Interest In
such matters.”
Ho had fonnd out what he had been
longing to know.
Ho had also secured a slight fore-
. taste of married Ufo, only he didn’t
know It.
The Fisherman.
Something Impels a man to start
Forth with a line and tent
To where the hungry fishes dart
'And don't bite worth a aent
1 He hears the voice of nature true,
i Or so he tells his wife,
‘k And not another thing will do
£ ■ .Except tho wild, free life. »
He tramps through nature’s roush
hack yard
And up and dow.n tho creek}
At home did he work half as hard
fev . Sfc’d fee slok for a week.
fian. 1 can’t understand your way. »
Though I admire your pluck.
But If you had to. fish for pay • y~
You’fl call It beastly luck,
" Mf>ARA<JftAPHS.
19* ^ ——
The larger your bank account grows
Urn rosier It berotnea to be a phlloso-
RH*r. . < *,
Would Find It Useful.
“Let me sell you a first class India
rubber leg.”
“But I have two good legs and don't
need It”
“Didn’t I understand you to say you
were to be campaign manager ?”
When It Is Better
Late.
The early bird picks
up the worm.
But have you ever
thought
The early ereopera
have to squirm—
Tlie late worm Isn’t
caught.
00 0
Missed His Calling.
“Call In that war correspondent at
obce,” ordered the great editor.
“What for?” asked his assistant "He
seems to be a faithful youth.”
* “Been out a month and has not killed
over 1,800 men.”
No Joke.
There Is a time to chase your frown
And laugh, but fleshy men don’t feel
It Is the time when they fall down
Through stepping on an orange peel.
* Gave Himself Away,
“Handsome is that handsoma does,”
mused the head of the house.
“Horrid man,” exclaimed his wife In
tears. “I lmcw you were In loro witb
tho cook.”
She Wanted To.
A mouse ran underneath her drees
And nibbled at her dainty boot)
She did not scream, and so you’ll gi
From this the lady was a mute.
PERT PAR/GRAPHS.
It is a poor artist who 1b not able to
draw a conclusion when be Is shown
the door.
A school of correspondence should
be opened to teach people to pay tbelr
gas bills cheerfully.
Whether the woman gets a fit or
not when she buys a dress, that Is what
a man has when he pays the bill.
It takes considerable less money to
make the mare go than It does to keep
the auto running.
Wins.
Perhaps the good die young because
their parents have so much faith lu
patent medicines.
No man Will admit that It is luck
when he beats the races.
It Is a strongmlnded woman who
can stay away from the bargain count,
er even If she does pot want to buy
anything.
LIVER
It Is too late In the day for “the man
on horseback.” The fellow In the au
tomobile would chase him over Into
the next county.
The cyclone always does a rushing
business.
You are apt to find a highwayman
doing business at the old stand and de
liver.
Sometimes the
boy who was
cutout foramin-
Ister was not
properly put to
gether, and for
that reason
drifts to the
vaudeville stage.
In matters of love opposites attract
each other, and they also attract the
attention of the neighbors.
When indigestion keeps you awake
all -night you feel as though you could
"I find Thedford'i Black-Draught
a good raediotne for liver disease.
It oured my son after he had spent
If your liver does not act reg
ularly go to your druggist and
secure a package of Thedford’s
Black-Draught and take a dose
tonight. This great family
medicine frees the constipated
bowels, stirB up the torpid liver
and causes a healthy secretion
of bile.
Thedford’s Black - Draught
•will cleanBe the bowels of im
purities and strengthen tho kid
neys. A torpid liver invites
colds, biliousness, chills and
fever and all manner of sick
ness and contagion. Weak kid
neys result in Bright’s disease
which claims as many victims
as consumption. A 25-cent
package of Thedford’s Black-
Drnuglit should always be kept
in tho house.
“1 used Thedford’s Black-
Draught for liver and kidney com-
{ dalnl.v and fonnd nothing to excel
t.”—WILLIAM COFFMAN, Mar
blehead, 111.
THEDFORD’S
The Flatterer.
“How did you come to, work Skin
flint for that loan?”
“I told him ho w«s working too
hard.”
BuyiRed Point.
“What would you ilo if you had a mil
lion dollars?”
"What wouldn’t I do?”
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Sometimes a man wishes the married
knot was not.
Even though they nre it tide of wors
ted they arc kid gloves if they are
children's size.
SPRINGTIME LONGINGS.
When ti e gurgling gutters babble
With the tinkling voice of song,
And tho goose nnd gander gnbblo
At tho brook sldo nil day long,
And the pigeons fall a-coelng,
You can guess there's something doing.
Funny feelings come a-rushlng
And a-ractng through the veins
As a babbling brook goes gushing
Toward the river when It rains,
Or a man with wilted collar
Chasing down (he nimble dollar.
And our senses feel the rapture
• Of the sweet and virgin spring,
And wo reach our hand to capture
All the Joys that It may bring,
Though our buBy brain we’re raoklng.
For we feel there's something lacking^
Something vague for whloh we hanker
In our sad and secret soul
As tho leaves of spring grow ranker
And old winter seeks the pole;
But the doctor says It means
That we want a mess of greens.
Discovering the Issue.
In the year 0.0Q0 or thereabouts a
celebrated historian had been going
through the newspaper files to de
termine If possible what political Is
sues were agitating the people at that
date.
“As near as can be determined,” ran
his report, “a woman, named Ann, who
had been empress of China for many
years, was Induced by tho woman suf
frage party to run for president of the
United States. Whereupon a conten
tion arose as to her age, one party
claiming that she was too old for the
position and making the campaign on
that Issue, 'How old is Ann?' appears
to have been the great question of
the day. As near as can be learned
from the faded records, she was tri
umphantly elected, and beheaded all
those who did not agree that she was
eighteen. Apparently In those days
they had nover heard of that great
Issue, the tariff, on which our next
national campaign is to be fought”
id
G. R. C.
Is Guaranteed to Cure
Rheumatism, Syphilis, Scrofula, Blood
Poison, Swellings, Stiff,-Painful JolnM,
Backache, Old Sores, Bolls, Arid. a'.!
diseases arising from Impure or Impov
erished blood. If it falls to cure, Of
does not satisfy the’purcbaser of Us
worth, we will
Refund the Money
paid direct to ns, or to any druggist or
dealer thmedicine, for Golden,Rhcib
rnqtle Cure. When you want a blood
medicine, insist on havtag ”0. R. C
If your dealer dots not have It, ask him
to order it for yon; or send your money
to us by'mail, and we will ship "0. K.
0.” to you with all express charges
prepaid,’• Price *1.00 per bottle;' sis
fnv fcs.oo:
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